#i'm NOT dyslexic

[blue-genes]

Wtf even is cursive like

I can't read this shit

These letters especially:

Z k r s n

And this isn't even full cursive.

[crappycourtjester]

I'm not dyslexic or anything BUT

I saw a sign that said "Zesty Bacon"

It did, in fact, not say zesty bacon.

But I do think zesty bacon could be used as a nickname for twinks. In this essay I will

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[ultravioletbrit]

“jealous” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 465 words

“mistletoe kiss” - 25 Days of Jegumas - Day 21 - @noblehouseofgay

Regulus is standing on one side of the common room leaning against the wall with a drink in his hand talking to Barty and Evan. He’s talking to Barty and Evan, but he’s making eye contact with James Potter.

James Potter, who’s standing on the other side of the common room presumably having a conversation with his friends, but his eyes haven’t left Regulus’ all night.

That is, until a girl Regulus doesn’t know walks over and puts her hand on James’ forearm. It takes James a moment, but he does eventually break eye contact with Regulus to look at the girl with long brown hair and an unnecessarily tight top.

Regulus isn’t prepared for the wave of jealously that washes over him. He has no reason to be jealous, they were just looking at each other. He’s jealous because James Potter stopped looking at him? He shakes his head to clear those thoughts from his mind and pushes off the wall.

“I’m getting another drink.” He mumbles, already walking away.

He refills his drink, but he’s not ready to go back to his friends yet, so he finds a secluded corner where he can take a minute to clear his mind. A minute is pretty much all he gets before he’s interrupted.  

“Hey.”

Of course, James Potter would find him when he’s trying to clear his mind of James Potter.

“Hi.” Regulus says and they fall into an awkward silence.

“She wanted a mistletoe kiss.” James breaks the silence after a moment.

“Who?” Regulus feigns ignorance.

“The girl. Her friends dared her to ask, I guess.” James says nervously.

“Good for her.” Regulus snarks and pushes off the wall to walk away.

“I said ‘no’.” James blocks his path. Regulus instinctively looks up and James is already looking down and they instantly make eye contact. “There’s someone else I want to have a mistletoe kiss with.” James whispers, taking a small step forward.

“Good for them.” Regulus whispers back, never breaking eye contact.

James slowly takes another step forward and Regulus still doesn’t break eye contact even when he notices James’ arm moving.

“Good for you.” James whispers even softer than before.

Regulus gives him a curious look and James breaks their eye contact to look up slightly. Regulus follows his movement and sees James holding mistletoe over their heads.   

Regulus huffs a small laugh and looks back at James. They hold eye contact for just a moment before James raises a questioning eyebrow. Regulus narrows his eyes and bites his cheek to try and hide his smile. He lets out another small chuckle as he steps forward to close the last distance between them.

“Put your arm down, idiot.” Regulus whispers as he pushes up on his toes. James doesn’t put his arm down until their lips meet under the mistletoe.

[gammageek165]

[qiribov]

-i think we match

-oh, that's lovely. What does "match" mean?

-umm..

-when you like each other post in social media.

-...?

-u do know what "post" mean. right?

-oh I think I understand.

-really? I'm glad -

-and how to do the math?

-...

-what do I have to do to express that i like you?

-wait.

[cartoonsandsuch]

Me (after crying for hours alone in my room because the world was too loud), scrowling on tumblr for my special interest:

[alltimefail]

I'm not gonna lie I saw this and didn't realize "Detectives" was spelled wrong until someone else pointed it out... 😂

ALSO everyone is joking over on Twitter saying that Charles obviously did this and it's only fueling my "Charles Rowland is dyslexic" agenda further. Another win for dyslexics, we have good taste!!!!

[its-a-me-mango]

HOW AM I MEANT TO DIAGNOSE YOU WITH GAY UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!?!?!? GET OUTTA MY OFFICE!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GETTING CRUMBS EVEYWHERE!!!!

Hi @tiredsmashbros I said I'd draw our characters together at some point so!!! Hello!!!! :3 Lalalalala based it off your AF attack for me because I still love it so much, anyway peace and love on planet earth <3

[carson404]

Can you imagine Telemachus as a parent?I got to thinking about his future and it'd be so cute ,him playing with a toddler who's bossing him around(you can't lie ,toddlers always you boss you around when you agree to play with them)he also seems like the type of father to cry of happiness when his child is born ,I could imagine him holding the baby and promising he'll be there for them and be the father he never got

[swallowtail-lotus]

Their S/O has Dyslexia {Poseidon/Buddha}

I'm not dyslexic myself and I had to google the proper meaning so I apologise deeply if I wrote dyslexia wrong.

🔱Poseidon-

You were sitting on your bed you shared with your husband, book in hand and eyes reading over the words until a long word stumped you. You frowned at the words, trying to read it in your mind. The moment your husband walked in, he knew immediately what was wrong.

"This again?" His flat tone brought you out of your mind, jumping up and nearly dropped the book in the process.

"Of course you'd know." You mumbled, letting out a tired sigh. Poseidon's face didn't change at all, like usual. He approached the edge of the bed, looking down at your smaller figure and at the book.

"T-this one.." You admitted feebly, averting your eyes to the sheets of the bed. The blonde stared blankly at the book and the word you were stuck on. After a minute of silence in the room, he snatched the book right out of your hand and placed it behind him on a small table.

"Wha- why would you?" You watched your husband stare into your eyes, almost glaring at you.

"I'm sorry. I don't think-"

"Don't even finish that damn sentence." Poseidon interrupted. You visibly flinch at the sudden volume of his voice.

"Why? Don't you expect absolute perfection from all beings?" You asked, frowning at the blonde god.

"That may be true, but if I say you're perfect, then it is true." You were taken back by his words. Poseidon went to the other side of the bed and laid down beside you. He said nothing and brought you in for a hug.

You both laid next to each other, enjoying the peace and quiet in your room.

🍬Buddha-

Eating a piece of chocolate, you were reading a letter you received from someone you knew nothing of. The letter contained some words you couldn't exactly read, but you were trying. It was frustrating to try reading complicated words.

Big arms wrapped themselves around your waist, pulling you close to a hard chest.

"Another one of these? I swear you need to set it straight." The voice of your sweet loving boyfriend made you feel a little better, but the words displayed in front of you were preventing you from feeling such.

"I know, but I want to know how to read and-" suddenly the letter was snatched out of your hands and thrown away. You tried to go after it, but his arms were too strong for you to escape.

"You don't need some confession letter for that." He said, his voice slightly muffled by the lollipop in his mouth. You opened your mouth to speak but was silenced by his lips on your own. It wasn't a surprise when you tasted the sweetness.

"Hey, don't even think about that. I chose you for your personality." He reassured, like he knew exactly what you were gonna say. You were too stunned to say anything, leaning against your boyfriend's chest.

After that, the two of you just laid under a tree, Buddha's hand stroking your hair and whispered comforting words in your ear to help you sleep. 

[maximura]

ChkChkBoom | A Hwang Hyunjin tutorial

[sleepanonymous]

Got my preordered GRAINTE bag today from Revolver.

I’m so excited, I can’t wait to use my new GRAINTE bag.

GRAINTE.

G R A I N T E.

[orbis2d]

Schlat og

They keep on falling for this trick

[bludhavens-finest]

Do you guys know that one thing it's something along the lines of "hold on I'm trying to spell gourgus"

I was thinking about that randomly and had to realize the fact that if you asked me how to spell that I would not be able to tell you how to, I also can't ever remember how to spell beautiful without spell check