#i'm NOT dyslexic

[blue-genes]

Wtf even is cursive like

I can't read this shit

These letters especially:

Z k r s n

And this isn't even full cursive.

[crappycourtjester]

I'm not dyslexic or anything BUT

I saw a sign that said "Zesty Bacon"

It did, in fact, not say zesty bacon.

But I do think zesty bacon could be used as a nickname for twinks. In this essay I will

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[alltimefail]

I'm not gonna lie I saw this and didn't realize "Detectives" was spelled wrong until someone else pointed it out... 😂

ALSO everyone is joking over on Twitter saying that Charles obviously did this and it's only fueling my "Charles Rowland is dyslexic" agenda further. Another win for dyslexics, we have good taste!!!!

[its-a-me-mango]

HOW AM I MEANT TO DIAGNOSE YOU WITH GAY UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!?!?!? GET OUTTA MY OFFICE!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GETTING CRUMBS EVEYWHERE!!!!

Hi @tiredsmashbros I said I'd draw our characters together at some point so!!! Hello!!!! :3 Lalalalala based it off your AF attack for me because I still love it so much, anyway peace and love on planet earth <3

[andrewminyardslawyer]

Jamie dyslexic, flappy hands, jumping up and down, i don't know I don't know I don't know, tiny shorts, comfortable clothing, hands in shirt/sleeves, dissociation depression anxiety, tongue thing, not picking up on social cues, can't sit "normally" (curled up on the bench, sitting on the floor, etc), explains his feelings in ways a lot of people think are funny or weird but are actually very accurate and the only way he knows how to describe them, needs to be constantly fidgeting and moving around chewing on hoodie string messing with his mom's pant leg, exaggerated facial expressions, sensory issues Tartt, my beloved

[maximura]

ChkChkBoom | A Hwang Hyunjin tutorial

[sleepanonymous]

Got my preordered GRAINTE bag today from Revolver.

I’m so excited, I can’t wait to use my new GRAINTE bag.

GRAINTE.

G R A I N T E.

[swallowtail-lotus]

Their S/O has Dyslexia {Poseidon/Buddha}

I'm not dyslexic myself and I had to google the proper meaning so I apologise deeply if I wrote dyslexia wrong.

🔱Poseidon-

You were sitting on your bed you shared with your husband, book in hand and eyes reading over the words until a long word stumped you. You frowned at the words, trying to read it in your mind. The moment your husband walked in, he knew immediately what was wrong.

"This again?" His flat tone brought you out of your mind, jumping up and nearly dropped the book in the process.

"Of course you'd know." You mumbled, letting out a tired sigh. Poseidon's face didn't change at all, like usual. He approached the edge of the bed, looking down at your smaller figure and at the book.

"T-this one.." You admitted feebly, averting your eyes to the sheets of the bed. The blonde stared blankly at the book and the word you were stuck on. After a minute of silence in the room, he snatched the book right out of your hand and placed it behind him on a small table.

"Wha- why would you?" You watched your husband stare into your eyes, almost glaring at you.

"I'm sorry. I don't think-"

"Don't even finish that damn sentence." Poseidon interrupted. You visibly flinch at the sudden volume of his voice.

"Why? Don't you expect absolute perfection from all beings?" You asked, frowning at the blonde god.

"That may be true, but if I say you're perfect, then it is true." You were taken back by his words. Poseidon went to the other side of the bed and laid down beside you. He said nothing and brought you in for a hug.

You both laid next to each other, enjoying the peace and quiet in your room.

🍬Buddha-

Eating a piece of chocolate, you were reading a letter you received from someone you knew nothing of. The letter contained some words you couldn't exactly read, but you were trying. It was frustrating to try reading complicated words.

Big arms wrapped themselves around your waist, pulling you close to a hard chest.

"Another one of these? I swear you need to set it straight." The voice of your sweet loving boyfriend made you feel a little better, but the words displayed in front of you were preventing you from feeling such.

"I know, but I want to know how to read and-" suddenly the letter was snatched out of your hands and thrown away. You tried to go after it, but his arms were too strong for you to escape.

"You don't need some confession letter for that." He said, his voice slightly muffled by the lollipop in his mouth. You opened your mouth to speak but was silenced by his lips on your own. It wasn't a surprise when you tasted the sweetness.

"Hey, don't even think about that. I chose you for your personality." He reassured, like he knew exactly what you were gonna say. You were too stunned to say anything, leaning against your boyfriend's chest.

After that, the two of you just laid under a tree, Buddha's hand stroking your hair and whispered comforting words in your ear to help you sleep. 

[orbis2d]

Schlat og

They keep on falling for this trick

[nukenuggys]

Eyeless jack headcannons

Soft:

: before jack was sacrificed he actually used to play guitar (he still has his electric guitar in his closet) and sometimes would play for you in his room.

: jack is kind of grunge and so his listens to lots of Nirvana, three day grace, and other rock bands like that.

: he learnt how to play some of your faveorite songs on guitar so he could play them to you <3

: some times when yall are cuddling he would start humming to u

: he likes when u play with his hair<3

: sometimes Jack would js come up behind u and pick u up, take you over to the sofa/bed and js start kissing and cuddling with u and you know there is no point struggleing bc he will js hold u tighter.

: jack purrs sometimes when ur cuddling. You cannot cange my mind

Spicy (mdni)

: jack has like 3 toungs and he can reach places you didn't even know you had so he can turn you onto a moaning whiny mess in minutes

: this man is a god at dirty talk like he would whisper things like "thats my girl your taking it so good bunny~" or he could me mean and say things like "god yourso good at taking my fat cock so deep in your slutty pussy, what a wh0re" either way it will turn you into a shaking mess.

: he looooves leaving marks all over you where everyone can see hickys, bite marks you name it.

: pet names he would give you I think would be things like bunny, baby/babygirl, princess, love and (if ur into it) dirty things like slut/slutty girl, wh0re, my lil cock sleave, ect, +anything you would like to add.

: I think major kinks would be biting, maybe impact play, name-calling, oral (both giving and receaving) , belly bulge (bc lets admit this man has a big c0ck(I also dont know the name for it)), hair pulling (receaving and giving), (depending on ur opinion) cumming inside you.

: since he was a med student I think knows alot abt autonomy so he know right where to angle to get your g-spot

: he is amazing at after care too, once the two of you were done he would run. A hot bath for both of you. He would dry ou off and then cuddle you to sleep.

Thats all for now I may edit this and add some more but otherwise thats that put ur headcannons for the creeps in the comments! Remember to drink and eat water!!! <3

[Edit] omg i have never gotten this many likes oml thank you guys so much also sorry for the mispellings I'm dyslexic lol anyway love you all byeeee stay healthy!!!

[randomnerd737]

headcannon that Remus is dyslexic which makes it take a lot of time and effort to read and the only place he can find any knowledge about gross and disturbing stuff is books in Logan's room so sometimes Logan will record audiobook versions of some of the more weird books he owns so Remus can listen to them and Remus listens to them to fall asleep bc he finds Logan's voice really soothing.

[tarochimochi]

Posted these to my priv on twt but concepts for some Plushes of my favs!

[tedlassofillerepisodes]

Today's Ted Lasso Filler Episode: Jamie is given a Kindle with a bunch of books, Simon thinks he would like and the open dyslexic font already turned on. Jamie somehow becomes a big reader.

[flutterflora]

Whenever I see people say things like "Pinkie Pie should've been a pegasus" or "Fluttershy fits earth pony more" I get a little frustrated because TO ME the mane six have always been a really good example of "societal expectations" VS "societal deviance" of the three pony species within equestria.

Earth ponies are almost always expected to be providers. Like the Apple family for example or the Cake family OR even the "flower trio". They provide necessities, often food or they often provide hard labour (note how "background" jobs like construction and taxi pulling are most often done by earth ponies too). Applejack is obviously a perfect example of this! She's the head of her family, she's extremely hard working, shes incredibly physically strong, she's known and relied on by most of Ponyvill. Applejack very much lives up to the expectations that pony society has of earth ponies.

Pinkie Pie on the other hand is not one bit concerned with hard work. Her whole thing is having fun and throwing parties. In a way she is also providing something very important and necessary, socialisation and relaxation, however these are generally not deemed as valuable as strenuous labour and food production. Pinkie Pie is always written off as "childish" or not taking things seriously enough. She isn't deemed as very reliable a lot of the time and has to work very hard to prove herself, more so than someone like Applejack.

Ponyvill was founded by earth pony farmers, and is densely populated by earth ponies. Earth ponies are expected to work hard and grow food and provide for everyone, their roles are incredibly necessary and their work is highly appreciated. However, without someone like Pinkie Pie who deviates from those expectations, Ponyvill would be a miserable place (as seen in the episode Magical Mystery Cure). She may not be a farmer or a construction worker but her divergence from earth pony "standards" is what keeps everything in balance.

The same can be said for Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy too. Rainbow Dash is an exceptional athlete, she flies like no other pony and she almost always has her wits about her. At the end of the day, Rainbow Dash is truly a performer at heart, she wants to be in the Wonderbolts and show off her skills to all of Equestria. Pegasi are expected to be fast, agile, eager, always cool, proud and quick witted just like the Wonderbolts, and just like Rainbow Dash. She is a peak performance pegasus.

Fluttershy is Rainbows exact opposite. She doesn't care for speed, adventure or displays of athleticism, she truly doesn't even care for flying. She is, in both a literal and metaphorical way, very "down to earth", however her role is still very important and her being a pegasus is still very integral to who she is. If it weren't for her experiences of being ostracised for being different she would never have the empathy and dedication to her animals the way she does (and on more practical note, being able to fly does aid her in her work a lot the time). Fluttershy slows down, she's quiet and she gentle which something that other pegasi (and earth ponies honestly) struggle with. It was alway right for Fluttershy to be a pegasus who could soar the skies, because if she never fell down to earth she would have never found her true calling. Without ponies like her, many important things, creatures and events would go unnoticed and unchecked.

Rarity and Twilight Sparkle is kind of a funny one because I think a lot of people may expect Twilight to be the prime example of unicorns, but that's not really true at all. Twilight, despite being our mane character, is actually the deviant one here.

This is illustrated for us almost immediately in the first episode, where she's invited to a party by three other unicorns but ditches it to go study instead. Magic is merely a tool for most unicorns, but for ponies like Twilight or Starlight, it is their whole existence, it's what they were quite literally born to do. Twilight does not value social status at all, she doesn't have time to and growing up so stuck in her studies I'm not even sure she aware that it's such a big deal to others, especially within Canterlot. It's also worth noting that to Twilight, Princess Celestia was always her teacher and Princess Cadence was her babysitter so their status as royals never really mattered to her and she's able to see them more are regular ponies for that reason also.

Most Unicorns are socialites, they value "social currency" and monetary gain more than they value magic. They don't care that the Princesses are very powerful magically, they care more about their political powers and their social status as royals. We see this clearly in the season 2 episode "Sweet and Elite" where Rarity gets swept up on the high society life of Canterlot, when she mentions being from Ponyvill to two random snobby unicorns they look down on her, yet once it's revealed that she's staying at the castle for her visit, things change, mostly notably: her status. Rarity is a prime example of a unicorn, she's stylish, she's ambitious, she's concerned with image, she's social, she has very fine tastes and she's a businesswoman.

As the series progresses we she both Twilight and Rarity gain some fame. Twilight is mostly inconvenienced and troubled by this whereas Rarity, like most unicorns would, relishes in any sort of limelight. Unicorns are expected to be professional, they're most often more modern or "ahead of the curve" than other ponies and tend they to be the primary business owners of Equestria. However without ponies like Twilight, magic would become just an afterthought. Without powerful wizards like Starswirl, dedicated students like Subburt or magic obsessed freaks (affectionate) like Twilight Sparkle, pony society would crumble.

Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity are prime examples of what is expected of earth ponies, pegasi and unicorns, respectively, in Equestrian society. However without ponies like Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle there would be no balance and no progression. In fact in the episode "Hearts Warming Eve" we literally get canon lore telling us that if it wasn't for three ponies who deviated from the rules and expectations of their respective tribes, that Equestria wouldn't even exist today.

I think the mane six are a great small scale example of how pony society functions and I really appreciate this aspect of the writing <3