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Tanjiro Kamado is just Remy the Rat (Ratatouille) from an AU hut y'all ain't ready for that conversation

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I gave a man a milkshake at work today and his response was "Yummy num-nums!"

And then his wife just stared at him as I walked away

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This is going to be weird coming from a mostly crappost blog BUT

I am looking for someone. Back in like 2018 (I think, if it wasn't earlier) I had a friend on a website game called Empire. His username was L Lawlite. I had no clue who this was a reference to until last year when I watched Death Note for the first time and fell in love with L Lawliet the character. Having the memory of my old friend jostled forcefully back into my head, I need help finding him again.

If you or someone you know (probably an L stan) went by L Lawlite on a game called Empire like, six or so years ago

DM ME OR REBLOG SAYING SO!

I miss my friend.

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I’m pissing???

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GUYS GUESS WHAT I FOUND AT BARNES AND NOBLE

WHY IS THAT THE IMAGE THEY CHOSE

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Outta my way straightboy I'm boutta get it.

And by "it", haha, well. Let's just say...

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I'm not dyslexic or anything BUT

I saw a sign that said "Zesty Bacon"

It did, in fact, not say zesty bacon.

But I do think zesty bacon could be used as a nickname for twinks. In this essay I will

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I'm legit fuming rn I'm trying to read some comics and I see THREE ADS. no big deal, righ- WHY ARE TWO OF THEM TAKING UP 99% OF THE SCREEN??? I understand websites need ads to remain free but y'all??? I couldn't even close them???

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I'd still eat it

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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What slurs for choir kids? Singers but derogative. Asking for a friend.

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Not with that attitude.

I don’t think you can be emo with an accordion

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Is this a dream or a confession

I got lost in a furry convention chasing after my friend.

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I DON'T KNOW *WHAT* GAVE YOU THAT IDEA BUT I MOST CERTAINLY WOULD NOT LIKE TO WATCH THAT ON TUMBLR TV????

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Bro your toast. Your toast is burning. Oh no he has airpods in he can't hear us-

bro. bro stop your toast is literally burning

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Did I do this right

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YES let's go FULL JULIUS CAESAR

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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Here's a crappy quiz I made. Have at thee.