#i'll commit a crime
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peep-funnyman · 2 years ago
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Important reminder to start pirating your favorite songs because you never know when streaming services will remove that one banger you refuse to stop hearing 24 times a week
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annabelle--cane · 14 days ago
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by the time s3 rolls around we've seen a lot of jon with people in the context of his job at the evil ghost library, so primarily what we gain from his scenes with georgie is seeing him interact with someone he knows outside of that field, and this reveals both new positive traits of his along with new and beautiful things that are wrong with him. now relistening for the [sounds of a very loud plane passing overhead] time, and having come down with a terrible case of georgie barker disease, I can now appreciate and dissect all the beautiful things that are wrong with her, too. why did she lie to notoriously scary daisy while jon was asleep and then just never bring it up.
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sy5tem3rr0r · 4 months ago
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SADISTIC LOLIS. YOU AGREE.
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loganswdc · 6 months ago
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who wants to go commit a crime with me !!!!
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i am actually ready to go start a war for logan , the way he's been treated and all this new information after carlos has been signed is absolutely incredulous . the weak goodbye to logan . the 8 posts about carlos and how excited everyone is to work with him . and nothing about logan . i know this is about carlos , but seeing logan be so insanely under-appreciated is sickening , honestly . it's something we always knew , but seeing it practically pushed in our faces even further is genuinely disgusting . and i'm genuinely excited for carlos !! i hope things go well for him !! but logan is the driver i will defend first and the driver i will always support above everyone else , no matter what . and i can't fathom what logan is going through right now .
i hope he's somewhere in florida , fishing on a boat with his family . i hope he's got a good support system around him . and i hope that he know we're all proud of him . that we'll still be here , we'll follow him wherever he goes . and i hope he's able to rest , knowing that the team that's been so adamant about destroying him recently will finally be out of his life: he'll be free of them :')
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commandertartarsmoocher · 1 month ago
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The Watchtower
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kari-sims · 1 month ago
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Exchanging gifts with our future garden employees - I mean, future friends... of course.
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hussyknee · 1 year ago
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One. Day. After vetoing the ceasefire at the Security Council.
One. Fucking. Day. After condemning two million people to genocide.
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There is no hell hot enough for you.
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fangirl-nadir · 9 months ago
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If you're a bot posting NSFW in the Asexual tag: fuck you, get blocked and reported. If you're an actual person posting NSFW or other spam in the Asexual tag: shame on you, get blocked and reported, I hope you get perma-banned for being an inconsiderate piece of shit
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mischieviem · 10 months ago
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Hannibal and Will as Hazbin characters (feat. Alastor) because the brain worms
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doodle-do-wop · 6 months ago
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Stina's biggest weakness on Team V is her commitment to the bit
Sophie would lie and say Stina is her sister for whatever reason and Stina would commit to the bit with her entire soul. Yeah of course they're sisters can't you tell, they look alike🤨🤨? They literally share a birthday what do you mean they're not sisters???? Sophie's short because Stina sat on her in the womb, duh, moron🙄
Or like
Biana would say they have to break into a government building and Stina will object until the very end but the second they have to do any work Stina already has blueprints, guard schedules and routes, the janitor is passed out(that was Dex's idea Stina suggested throwing them off a bridge so she wouldn't have to deal with them)
(Also she bullies Wylie but that's another issue entirely)
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scrawnytreedemon · 1 year ago
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On my mind.
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pandasaurio-espacial · 1 year ago
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Forever in love with how immediately ART became ride-or-die for murdetbot
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softiedingo · 2 months ago
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seeing this makes me wanna fucking cry
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rosegoldenatlas · 10 months ago
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Smallishbeans hadcanon/au that connects every series he in like a spiderweb of idk anymore
sorry its all in image form I did this while on a four hour drive and it didn't wanna save. (Its a lot of screenshots so its under the cut)
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Anyways that's all of it for now. As you can tell I love fae folklore and putting my own spin on it. Byee
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thehozziest · 5 months ago
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Y'all I love y'all. Y'all desperately need some literary analysis skills.
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commandertartarsmoocher · 7 months ago
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He loves humanity so much that he became inkfish society's biggest hater.
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