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Important reminder to start pirating your favorite songs because you never know when streaming services will remove that one banger you refuse to stop hearing 24 times a week
#piracy is cool#fuck streaming#I need my playlists to stay the fucking same#and if someone changes them#i'll commit a crime#burger king whopper ad
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by the time s3 rolls around we've seen a lot of jon with people in the context of his job at the evil ghost library, so primarily what we gain from his scenes with georgie is seeing him interact with someone he knows outside of that field, and this reveals both new positive traits of his along with new and beautiful things that are wrong with him. now relistening for the [sounds of a very loud plane passing overhead] time, and having come down with a terrible case of georgie barker disease, I can now appreciate and dissect all the beautiful things that are wrong with her, too. why did she lie to notoriously scary daisy while jon was asleep and then just never bring it up.
#'you think I'll write it off like oh classic jon what an interesting life he leads' ms barker the police were after him about a murder#you wrote it off like 'oh classic jon and the legal authorities hot on his trail for crimes he didn't commit'#tma#marina marvels at life
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SADISTIC LOLIS. YOU AGREE.
#OMGGGG I LOVW SADISTIC LOLIS#OMGGGGGGGGG IM UNWELL AVOUT SADISTIC LOLIS#give me a loli that is a little devil who committed unspeakable crimes and my balls will explode and I'll die#proship#l0l1c0n
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who wants to go commit a crime with me !!!!
i am actually ready to go start a war for logan , the way he's been treated and all this new information after carlos has been signed is absolutely incredulous . the weak goodbye to logan . the 8 posts about carlos and how excited everyone is to work with him . and nothing about logan . i know this is about carlos , but seeing logan be so insanely under-appreciated is sickening , honestly . it's something we always knew , but seeing it practically pushed in our faces even further is genuinely disgusting . and i'm genuinely excited for carlos !! i hope things go well for him !! but logan is the driver i will defend first and the driver i will always support above everyone else , no matter what . and i can't fathom what logan is going through right now .
i hope he's somewhere in florida , fishing on a boat with his family . i hope he's got a good support system around him . and i hope that he know we're all proud of him . that we'll still be here , we'll follow him wherever he goes . and i hope he's able to rest , knowing that the team that's been so adamant about destroying him recently will finally be out of his life: he'll be free of them :')
#f1#formula 1#logan sargeant#formula one#williams racing#logan sargeant rants#logie bear#i love him so much#he is indeed my driver#and i'll always support him#no matter what#i feel sick#i need him to be happy#i hope he is#i need to give him a hug#and tell him everything will be okay#and that we're proud of him#maybe this will be the start of a new chapter for him#oh and j*mes vowles i'm in your walls.#j*mes will never know peace so long as i live#i'll actually change the trajectory of his life#for the worse !!! :)))#ready to commit crimes for him#and start a war#venus yaps ⋆✴︎˚。⋆#venus defends logan 𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚𓆝
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The Watchtower
#splatoon#splatoon 2#octo expansion#splatoon 3#side order#commander tartar#my art :o]#Commander Tartar + panopticon = ✨perfection✨#I planned on combining the Asynchronous Rondo & Tartar for quite a while now but never got to it [like most projects - RIP to all my WIPs]#this took me about 3 hours to create or less [it's quite messy lmao]#but hey I'll take it! Things have been pretty rough so I'm glad I get to draw again and enjoy the process too#anyways - what kinda crime(s) did ya commit to land in the panopticon? [knowing Tartar it likely wasn't even a crime lmao]#[gets thrown in the slammer for eating the entire soap supply]#👁️you are being watched👁️
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Exchanging gifts with our future garden employees - I mean, future friends... of course.
#is it still considered free labor work if i say i'll pay them with copypasto'ed flowers? dont want to commit any crimes yk#ts4#sims 4#simblr#sims 4 gameplay#ts4 gameplay#ellie mistwalker#wizards of wackilyplace
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One. Day. After vetoing the ceasefire at the Security Council.
One. Fucking. Day. After condemning two million people to genocide.
There is no hell hot enough for you.
#BURN TO THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER!!#an Anthony Blinken parody account in the replies was like ''anthony i concede. you run this account i'll give you the password.''#universal declaration of human rights#united nations#anthony blinken#free palestine#gaza genocide#palestinian genocide#free gaza#save gaza#death to america#i/p#israel is committing genocide#genocide joe#fuck the usa#fuck the UN#fuck joe biden#war crimes#baby killer biden#human rights#human rights violations#world politics#US Imperialism#us exceptionalism#western hypocrisy#western imperialism#colonization#racism#islamophobia#knee of huss
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If you're a bot posting NSFW in the Asexual tag: fuck you, get blocked and reported. If you're an actual person posting NSFW or other spam in the Asexual tag: shame on you, get blocked and reported, I hope you get perma-banned for being an inconsiderate piece of shit
#vent post#asexual#lgbt#I swear to god if I see one more suggestive or nude photo in the ace tag...#and I'll be real the SFW spam is annoying too!#Stop tagging your random travel photos as asexual!#stop tagging your shitty poetry as asexual!#y'all make me want to commit actual crimes
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Hannibal and Will as Hazbin characters (feat. Alastor) because the brain worms
#hannigram#hannibal lecter#hannibal#will graham#hazbin hotel#alastor would despise Hannibal#antler envy#turning will graham into a furry feels like a crime somehow#a crime that I have now committed#middle school me is cackling maniacally#I'll live inside you forever#with satan himself by my side
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Stina's biggest weakness on Team V is her commitment to the bit
Sophie would lie and say Stina is her sister for whatever reason and Stina would commit to the bit with her entire soul. Yeah of course they're sisters can't you tell, they look alike🤨🤨? They literally share a birthday what do you mean they're not sisters???? Sophie's short because Stina sat on her in the womb, duh, moron🙄
Or like
Biana would say they have to break into a government building and Stina will object until the very end but the second they have to do any work Stina already has blueprints, guard schedules and routes, the janitor is passed out(that was Dex's idea Stina suggested throwing them off a bridge so she wouldn't have to deal with them)
(Also she bullies Wylie but that's another issue entirely)
#stina commits to the bit faster than Sophie can commit crimes#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#stina heks#she'll object to any and all ideas but her commitment to the bit is fabulous#yes this hc is based off of Katie's Copper Mares fic#name a better commitment to the bit I'll wait#she and Keefe would get along so well if she weren't trying to strangle him#< that could honestly be said about Stina and a lot of people
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On my mind.
#tloz#sksw#ghirahim#nefarious anglerfish#fan art#shitpost#tloz art#scrawny draws#scrawny commits crimes#i think abt him everytime i see this.#@/uni.unagi on instagram is the most ghirahim-ass cat i've ever seen#sticks his tongue out alot too so you know he's legit#just. goddamn.#i'll probably do a proper high-effort version integrated into a sksw locale eventually#for now. This.
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Forever in love with how immediately ART became ride-or-die for murdetbot
#the 'oh a silly rogue secunit how curious' to 'I'll be committing several crimes for murderbot and you cannot stop me' pipeline is real#the murderbot diaries#artificial condition#martha wells#books#livereading#m ya callate
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seeing this makes me wanna fucking cry
#if Max loses this wdc i'll commit unthinkable crimes#max verstappen#mv33#mv1#f1#formula 1#brazilian gp 2024
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Smallishbeans hadcanon/au that connects every series he in like a spiderweb of idk anymore
sorry its all in image form I did this while on a four hour drive and it didn't wanna save. (Its a lot of screenshots so its under the cut)
Anyways that's all of it for now. As you can tell I love fae folklore and putting my own spin on it. Byee
#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#headcanon#alternate universe#hermitblr#hermitcraft s10#trafficblr#traffic life series#third life#last life#double life#limited life#secret life#empires s1#empires s2#empires smp#boat boys#headcanons#Vague references to kingdom craft#fae folk#faerie#fae#Fae smallishbeans#I don't care if its an unpopular headcanon#And I'll never find content for it#I love my lil guy#He's just and eepy lil fellow#Just a lil guy who commits crimes on a daily basis#Just a lil maniac
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Y'all I love y'all. Y'all desperately need some literary analysis skills.
#if i see one more fucking person say that eury was saving himself by handing over the torch I'mma commit a crime#HE DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW#HE WAS UPSET BECAUSE 1 ODY KNEW AND 2 HE FELT GUILTY CAUSE ULTIMATELY HE CHOSE WHO DIED#I love epic but I sometimes can't with the fandom#like just take the time to read what other people say and you'll realize “oh actually im just vilifying a character for no reason”#people can't keep asking for morally gray characters and then act like this#anyways sorry for the rant#but I just read an entire paragraph that was just plain wrong#ALSO#ZEUS#zeus#I'll make another post about him#anyways#eurylochus#eurylocus epic#epic the musical#epic the thunder saga
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He loves humanity so much that he became inkfish society's biggest hater.
#splatoon#splatoon 2#octo expansion#commander tartar#i'm shitposting :o]#didn't think you would see a silly hoomaboo [humanity + weeb] Tartar wojak meme in 2024 now didya?#when you are feeling down just remember: there is one [1] telephone who wishes for your success <3#he would go as far as committing war crimes in your name too <3 how dedicated and sweet!#I guess Tartar views any thing inkfish-kind creates as a bootleg of the human thing LMAO#I had a comic idea about this but never got around to actually making it... hopefully I'll get to it next week or something..
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