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Important reminder to start pirating your favorite songs because you never know when streaming services will remove that one banger you refuse to stop hearing 24 times a week
#piracy is cool#fuck streaming#I need my playlists to stay the fucking same#and if someone changes them#i'll commit a crime#burger king whopper ad
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SADISTIC LOLIS. YOU AGREE.
#OMGGGG I LOVW SADISTIC LOLIS#OMGGGGGGGGG IM UNWELL AVOUT SADISTIC LOLIS#give me a loli that is a little devil who committed unspeakable crimes and my balls will explode and I'll die#proship#l0l1c0n
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who wants to go commit a crime with me !!!!
i am actually ready to go start a war for logan , the way he's been treated and all this new information after carlos has been signed is absolutely incredulous . the weak goodbye to logan . the 8 posts about carlos and how excited everyone is to work with him . and nothing about logan . i know this is about carlos , but seeing logan be so insanely under-appreciated is sickening , honestly . it's something we always knew , but seeing it practically pushed in our faces even further is genuinely disgusting . and i'm genuinely excited for carlos !! i hope things go well for him !! but logan is the driver i will defend first and the driver i will always support above everyone else , no matter what . and i can't fathom what logan is going through right now .
i hope he's somewhere in florida , fishing on a boat with his family . i hope he's got a good support system around him . and i hope that he know we're all proud of him . that we'll still be here , we'll follow him wherever he goes . and i hope he's able to rest , knowing that the team that's been so adamant about destroying him recently will finally be out of his life: he'll be free of them :')
#f1#formula 1#logan sargeant#formula one#williams racing#logan sargeant rants#logie bear#i love him so much#he is indeed my driver#and i'll always support him#no matter what#i feel sick#i need him to be happy#i hope he is#i need to give him a hug#and tell him everything will be okay#and that we're proud of him#maybe this will be the start of a new chapter for him#oh and j*mes vowles i'm in your walls.#j*mes will never know peace so long as i live#i'll actually change the trajectory of his life#for the worse !!! :)))#ready to commit crimes for him#and start a war#venus yaps ⋆✴︎˚。⋆#venus defends logan 𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚𓆝
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One. Day. After vetoing the ceasefire at the Security Council.
One. Fucking. Day. After condemning two million people to genocide.
There is no hell hot enough for you.
#BURN TO THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER!!#an Anthony Blinken parody account in the replies was like ''anthony i concede. you run this account i'll give you the password.''#universal declaration of human rights#united nations#anthony blinken#free palestine#gaza genocide#palestinian genocide#free gaza#save gaza#death to america#i/p#israel is committing genocide#genocide joe#fuck the usa#fuck the UN#fuck joe biden#war crimes#baby killer biden#human rights#human rights violations#world politics#US Imperialism#us exceptionalism#western hypocrisy#western imperialism#colonization#racism#islamophobia#knee of huss
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If you're a bot posting NSFW in the Asexual tag: fuck you, get blocked and reported. If you're an actual person posting NSFW or other spam in the Asexual tag: shame on you, get blocked and reported, I hope you get perma-banned for being an inconsiderate piece of shit
#vent post#asexual#lgbt#I swear to god if I see one more suggestive or nude photo in the ace tag...#and I'll be real the SFW spam is annoying too!#Stop tagging your random travel photos as asexual!#stop tagging your shitty poetry as asexual!#y'all make me want to commit actual crimes
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One Year of Only Friends: Episode Five Original air date September 9th, 2023
#only friends the series#sandray#ofts#oftsedit#raysand#asianlgbtqdramas#userjamiec#tuserrowan#userbon#tusersilence#tuserhidden#tostrangers#esmetracks#fordaniseyes#my gifs#my edits#mine: only friends#ofts anniversary#the gifs i cut for this set#i have committed crIMES.#but otherwise it'd've been 12 sand or sandray gifs and i'm trying to be fair#i don't have enough ray only gifs for his set yet and i have d&d tomorrow night#sooo i'll post his set wed or thur#maybe i should post the offcuts of these sets#i don't think they'd be coherent for sets tho#&i don't have many for the first two eps#hmmm
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Hannibal and Will as Hazbin characters (feat. Alastor) because the brain worms
#hannigram#hannibal lecter#hannibal#will graham#hazbin hotel#alastor would despise Hannibal#antler envy#turning will graham into a furry feels like a crime somehow#a crime that I have now committed#middle school me is cackling maniacally#I'll live inside you forever#with satan himself by my side
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fat bisexual men save me... save me fat biseuxal men..
#the only crime he has commited is being cis. hold me or i'll change that in the vetusta canon EXTREMELY fast#oc#original art#sketch#own art#vetusta#comic art#superhero oc#original character#oc artwork
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Stina's biggest weakness on Team V is her commitment to the bit
Sophie would lie and say Stina is her sister for whatever reason and Stina would commit to the bit with her entire soul. Yeah of course they're sisters can't you tell, they look alike🤨🤨? They literally share a birthday what do you mean they're not sisters???? Sophie's short because Stina sat on her in the womb, duh, moron🙄
Or like
Biana would say they have to break into a government building and Stina will object until the very end but the second they have to do any work Stina already has blueprints, guard schedules and routes, the janitor is passed out(that was Dex's idea Stina suggested throwing them off a bridge so she wouldn't have to deal with them)
(Also she bullies Wylie but that's another issue entirely)
#stina commits to the bit faster than Sophie can commit crimes#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#stina heks#she'll object to any and all ideas but her commitment to the bit is fabulous#yes this hc is based off of Katie's Copper Mares fic#name a better commitment to the bit I'll wait#she and Keefe would get along so well if she weren't trying to strangle him#< that could honestly be said about Stina and a lot of people
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Let's talk costuming: Angelic Robes and The Unreliable Narrator
It's two am, I have to be up at six, but this has been fermenting in the back of my head for the past five hours I've spent doing homework and if I don't get it out I shan't sleep.
The costumes we see representing angelic character in Season Two are VASTLY different from those we see in Season One. (See my post on Aziraphale's Job Robe for an in-depth art history analysis of this individual costume piece.) In season one, the angelic flashback clothing we see is rather humble and uncomplicated. As all things in this show, this serves a very important narrative purpose.
Let's first compare these gorgeous gorgeous girls to their S1 counterparts, shall we?
Just look at the collar on that robe! In S1, we're introduced to Aziraphale in a very plain tunic-style robe with an unfinished neckline. Aside from a slight gold decoration and draping on the shoulders, this could easily be mistaken for rather primitive human garb. S2, by comparison, introduces angelic costume as non-ostentatious but still refined with a gold-trimmed gathered neckline and wide sleeves. The fabric itself, on a textile level, is much finer and softer. Overall, the robes give an air of innocence and angelic purity that is lacking from Aziraphale's S1 'fit. Let's look at another example:
Their Rome costumes are strewn with so many incredible details (check out this incredible post from 2019) but they still retain a bit of that historical ruggedness. Same for these:
The argument could be made for pure historical compliance, sure, but to claim a lack of anachronisms in this show would be a flat-out lie. No, S1 Crowley and Aziraphale are very distinctively human in their dress. The cloth has a wider weave, the ornamentation is minimal, all around it serves to highlight their fitting-in with humans and the humanization of their characters. They're 'going native,' as it were, no doubt about it.
So why, in S2, is Aziraphale suddenly showing up looking like he just popped out of a renaissance painter's wet dream?
Simple. Suddenly, Aziraphale isn't an angel among humans acting human, he's an angel being an angel doing angel things. We get to see the rest of the heaven gang in full angelic decadence as well, a bold departure from the starkness of 'modern' heaven. If this is, as many of you lovely folk have speculated, a series of flashbacks from Aziraphale's memory, the design choices designate very clearly Aziraphale's perception of himself as an angel. A perception which, mind you, would likely be influenced by later human ideas of angelic and heavenly aesthetics. As an unreliable narrator, Aziraphale is showing us not his actual wardrobe as an angelic being but his perception of his past self.
Crowley, too, is affected by this shift in dress. Bildad the Shuhite is everything S1 flashback Crowley is not: fashion-forward, smooth-talking, and impeccably well-dressed. We've got three different fabric textures (that's three times as many as any of his biblical S1 robing) and a definable silhouette. He's practically a fashionista.
If this were all taken as an objective narrative, the shift back to billowing-void peasant Crowley at Golgotha, where we next see her chronologically, would be strange to say the least.
So why is the costuming of the S2 pre-modern flashbacks so much more elaborate? There's three possibilities I can imagine for a change in costume design for any show:
Budget: this is highly unlikely an instant rule-out for me. I've seen what costumers can do on a shoestring budget, and besides the later period costumes make this demonstrably false.
Change in production design team: Technically possible, yes, but if there's one thing Good Omens does well between seasons it's continuity. I mean, they burned the fucking bookshop and then hand-painted tiles to recreate it exactly for the second season. This is not Harry Potter. This isn't it.
An intentional design: Everything, and I mean everything, in this show is intentional. While not everything the wardrobe team does is easily decodable (see Crowley's shapeshifting sunglasses) we've got a pretty comfortable bit of time to figure such things out. This is the only option that makes a lick of sense.
Wonderful, so we've established that this is a narrative choice.
So if it's a narrative choice, and it's distinct from the stylistic choices of Season One, then someone is lying to us. Or rather, we have an unreliable narrator somewhere along the way.
Most of the buzz on ye olde tumblr focuses on the idea of Aziraphale as narrator and memory-holder for S2, and that would certainly make sense from both a story and design. Of course he would see Angel Crowley as adorable and innocent and angelic (the hair is not helping his case either omg I love her), and of course he would see himself as grandly, exaggeratedly, almost dissonantly angelic at the major turning point in his faith.
If Crowley is narrating, then it calls into question why he would choose to remember himself this way. It holds a sort of nostalgic sadness, a memory of a joyful innocence permanently lost to God's cruelty. When we see Aziraphale in angelic splendor later, we're reminded again of what Crowley has lost. It echoes the aesthetic of his former angel self, the gathering and gold trim and bright white fabric, but also introduces a much more elaborate silhouette that reflects the shift toward heaven's new high-and-mighty attitude.
Finally, I'd like to point out that by contrast Season One focuses heavily on themes of humanity rather than ethereality. Narrated by God, no less, who probably has thoughts on their assimilation. While I think we can assume God to be a more reliable narrator than Crowley or Aziraphale, it's not out of the question that She would have her own story to spin about our Ineffable Idiots' shared history.
Ultimately, I think it's safe to say that whatever's going on in costume design is a Clue to the story we're being told in S2 and the one we will be told in S3.
#I would commit unspeakable crimes to work wardrobe for this show#just let me sew on some buttons and I'll be happy as a clam#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#good omens meta#good omens analysis#good omens costumes#costume design#ineffable husbands#unreliable narrators#angel crowley#go2#nerd shit
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On my mind.
#tloz#sksw#ghirahim#nefarious anglerfish#fan art#shitpost#tloz art#scrawny draws#scrawny commits crimes#i think abt him everytime i see this.#@/uni.unagi on instagram is the most ghirahim-ass cat i've ever seen#sticks his tongue out alot too so you know he's legit#just. goddamn.#i'll probably do a proper high-effort version integrated into a sksw locale eventually#for now. This.
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He loves humanity so much that he became inkfish society's biggest hater.
#splatoon#splatoon 2#octo expansion#commander tartar#i'm shitposting :o]#didn't think you would see a silly hoomaboo [humanity + weeb] Tartar wojak meme in 2024 now didya?#when you are feeling down just remember: there is one [1] telephone who wishes for your success <3#he would go as far as committing war crimes in your name too <3 how dedicated and sweet!#I guess Tartar views any thing inkfish-kind creates as a bootleg of the human thing LMAO#I had a comic idea about this but never got around to actually making it... hopefully I'll get to it next week or something..
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Forever in love with how immediately ART became ride-or-die for murdetbot
#the 'oh a silly rogue secunit how curious' to 'I'll be committing several crimes for murderbot and you cannot stop me' pipeline is real#the murderbot diaries#artificial condition#martha wells#books#livereading#m ya callate
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seeing this makes me wanna fucking cry
#if Max loses this wdc i'll commit unthinkable crimes#max verstappen#mv33#mv1#f1#formula 1#brazilian gp 2024
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Smallishbeans hadcanon/au that connects every series he in like a spiderweb of idk anymore
sorry its all in image form I did this while on a four hour drive and it didn't wanna save.
Anyways that's all of it for now. As you can tell I love fae folklore and putting my own spin on it. Byee
#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#headcanon#alternate universe#hermitblr#hermitcraft s10#trafficblr#traffic life series#third life#last life#double life#limited life#secret life#empires s1#empires s2#empires smp#boat boys#headcanons#Vague references to kingdom craft#fae folk#faerie#fae#Fae smallishbeans#I don't care if its an unpopular headcanon#And I'll never find content for it#I love my lil guy#He's just and eepy lil fellow#Just a lil guy who commits crimes on a daily basis#Just a lil maniac
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#random personal stuff#there's a specific kind of shame that results from recommending something and the other party finds it repugnant#her reasons are valid and I'm horribly sorry#and I kind of want to go crawl in a crack on the floor etc. right now#it's fine I will be fine but this is kind of mortifying#it's been a weird day I think I'll go take a shower and try to feel less like I've committed a friendship crime#(if you're reading this I am not talking about you!)
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