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I abandoned my old college (majoring in "psychology") cuz the administration there was so bad it put my love life to shame. Like deadass recieved an email saying we "may or may not have half of our classes this semester". Also my classmates were all 40 year old married women, and as a 20-something cisgender dude, I couldn't really join a convo due to it always being about kids, marriage or menopause.

Anyways my new college (majoring in "digital games") is way better cuz we're all nerds and share a singular braincell.

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Old edgy art I did

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To all my mutuals:

Remain silly

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How do I ask a question

Like this, little buddy, then you just wait for the replies

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I can send hate mail to myself!?

It turns out I can, past me

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I'm just a silly little guy who spent 2 hyperfixating on a videogame series, and now the mean college staff is demanding me to research stuff :(

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Yo waddup I'm back, was busy suffering character development

Anyways, idk who is the writer responsible for the plotlines in my life, but I have some strong words to share with them

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I love how any new friends I make kept getting shocked at some life stories I end up telling them, only to get flabberghasted at my older friends just being so used to it.

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My ideal date is going with someone to the local McDonalds and watching some fat rats fight to the death at a parking lot.

Unfortunately, most people think this is "stupid", therefore I have remained single.

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Remember to praise thy bestie for not succumbing to the darkness within

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God made me as a hopeless romantic who writes poetry everynight to try and cope with the ever growing loneliness in my bottomless heart, then proceeded to give me a goofy voice and the face of a JonTron and MatPat crossbreed.

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The friendly and honest bond of friendship between two lesbians is something really beautiful and healthy, it's like male bonding but gender

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I think Tumblr would love to know that there's an abandoned college where I live, and while hanging out there once I found some random lit red candles circling a shard of glass in front of a random broken mirror, and in my infinite wisdom I decided to grip said shard cuz "oooh glas" and bled a little bit in the middle of the circle.

So yeah, I maybe sacrificed my soul or something like that to a random demon, and sometimes I worry that it got offended by that offering and I blurt an apology out loud when that happens :)

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Are you gay? ¿Tu eres gay? ¿Você é gay?

Perchance

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I just had a stressful weekend of college entrance exams, and my ass is stressed

So to destress I have been playing the hell out of fishing minigames in RPGs

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Fellow neurodivergents, heed my call!

Bane from Arkham Origins is bullying my lesbian failqueen friend!

Therefore, we shall cancel him and euthanize his ass!

(Whoever joins my cause will get one of my chicken nuggest as a treat)

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Schnorple