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neonnovember · 7 months

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Karl Marx invented the twink—->dilf pipeline tbh

#pepsi sayz #I’m so real for this one

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newrainbows · 2 years

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i an adopting the creature from nothing to fear as my entire energy this holiday season

#new wave #oingo boingo #danny elfman #80s rock #nothing to fear #the cure #new wave music #christmas #i am losing my goddamn mind #i’m so real for this one

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noknowshame · 2 years

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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Michael Afton knows the FNAF Mimic’s secret..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #mimic #the mimic #michael afton #fnaf puppet #security breach #secret of the mimic #fnaf sister location #fallfest #I can’t believe I still haven’t drawn everything that was announced during the anniversary #IM GETTING around it it folks 😭 so much to draw!#it’s a good problem to have BAHAH #SO steelwool dropped a trailer for their new game!#the secrects of the mimic LETS GOO #like huge day for book truthers first off #second of all I’m glad we’re gonna get more info on the mimic in game #plus fallfest moment it was so real #WITH ALL of this I can’t wait to play it #ITS FUNNY though if the game is set in 1979 like the trailer hints #that means Michael could of totally met the mimic #NOT saying they will but just they could #and that would be so funny Michael upon meeting the mimic already knows em #Lil Michael caught the mimic while it was changing into costume oops!#also a smaller Michael design compared the one I usually draw before he got all moody #maybe that’s the mimics fault BAHAH

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peteytheparrot · 2 months

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The Book of Bill is great Bill and Ford get a divorce so Bill goes to a bar, gets drunk, and cries

#GUYS THEYRE SO GAY IN THIS BOOK #Also Bill DOES say one Sixer please #THIS IS A REAL SCENE IN THE BOOK BTW 😡😡😡 ok they aren’t married and don’t divorce I’m joking with that part #the book of bill #doodle #doodles #the book of bill spoilers

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liorlen · 11 months

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gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

#bloodweave #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work #but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked #tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like #first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful #and I rushed to find the most useless object I could #thank you Komira you’re a real one #also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times #also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet

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thatsonehellofahabit · 4 months

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giving the people (two people) what they want

#this is why I headcanon Stan as the ‘smart’ one #he learnt the hard way that those ads ain’t real #I’m so in love with these two old men #gravity falls #gravity falls art #gravity falls fanart #ford pines #stan pines #grunkle ford #grunkle stan #sea grunks #thatsonehellofanart

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dragonfollies · 1 year

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How the last few episodes of Fionna and Cake have been

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stuckinapril · 9 months

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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

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weirdglassthing · 6 days

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Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

#yap time #Kremy also could’ve been Regina but two reasons I didn’t is cause I didn’t want to draw him and also frost as Regina is just funnier #this did NUMBERS on the discord jeez #I kind of love torbeks outfit in this actually #frosts heels are totally realistic dont fact check it just trust me would I lie to you (🐊)#me after making the most croppable watermark in the world #wtv #frost kind of ate this one I fear #morning FROST 💜#torbek doesn’t have his witchlight canisters for totally real reasons that aren’t just artist laziness I promise #my fucking legs #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #morning frost #torbek #gideon coal #gricko grimgrin #mean girls #don’t ask me who anyone else is I have no clue #LOOK at his fucking legs (they took me so long to figure out I hate this guy I’m hitting him with hammers.)

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shepscapades · 1 year

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Ranchers as Grant Wood’s American Gothic was supposed to be sillay and goofy but then I set the ranch on fire and one thing led to another and now it’s. sad DFBJDFGB I’m really happy with how this came out though, so!! Here’s my week 3 piece for the Hermitcraft Design Challenge thingie :]

#team rancher #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #SolidarityGaming #tango #double life smp #shepshermitdesign23 #art escapades #tried something different and tried to be really loose with my painting in this :]#regarding the original—#ppl apparently saw the painting as an out of touch rural painting in a modern world #whereas wood intended to paint it as a positive portrayal of ideal rural living #so.#at some point the ranchers became m-1 ranchers and then this piece became a complicated commentary -#about everyone else seeing the ranchers as out of touch / removed from reality and the real world since their relationship was confined to -#double life #meanwhile ranchers themselves are happy with each other and see their relationship (despite the context/ the games) as an ideal one #m-1 #anyway I’m fine thanks for asking #back to botwcast DGBJDFGB

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trauersinfonie · 8 months

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kinda incredible to say that you think god isn’t that big a deal cuz u know a guy

#this is reposted from my priv but It was posted as I was watching it for the first time #I Said while watching skypiea That concepts like god are far too intangible for zoro to care #which is why I think luffys df real nature changes nothing for their dynamic #cuz It wouldn’t matter to zoro or luffy either way #what they have is so much more than the relationship of a god and it’s worshipper #it’s so much more real than that #zolu #one piece #yapping #rewrote my tags now that I’m home

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rystiel · 6 days

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idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼

#gave it a name bc i was kinda tired of calling it the Fidds and Stan Work Together on the Portal AU #it’s called portal partners bc they’re partners in fixing the portal partners in running the shack AND partners in life #ik i’m not the only one to think of an au where they start working together after ford goes missing #but i don’t see a lot of people really showing the older version of them ? i don’t think ?#like i’ve seen canon older fiddlestan but not older fiddlestan after working together for 30 years ? idk #also figured fidds would look different in a world where he doesn’t lose his mind in his 30s #🤷🏻‍♂️#gay old men #yay #stan looks and acts the same btw he just happens to also have a very longterm bf to be gay with #gravity falls took place before gay marriage was legal (jesus christ that’s crazy to think about) so that’s why i say very longterm bf #(this means ford would be back in time to attend their wedding tho so. best man ford real. fidd & ford may be sort-of-exes but it’s fine)#gravity falls #gravity falls au #fiddlestan #also… petition to start calling fiddlestan fiddley #bc fiddle(ford) + (stan)ley …. fiddley… u see the vision????#fiddley #🙂‍↕️🙏🏼#stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls fanart #idk man i’m gonna tag the au too ig #portal partners au #gravity falls portal partners au #???#my art #(i guess? used a fidds base then redrew it with my changes so idk)#rystiart #sorry if someone’s done smthn similar bc i feel like this idea of them working together is pretty popular maybe 😭

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cantagirldrawinpeace · 2 months

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Saw the title of today’s episode, can’t wait to watch my girlfriend get his ass kicked 🥰

#eustass kidd #massacre soldier killer #red haired shanks #hoping for lore about the two of them finally but it’s One Piece so who the hell knows #anyway can’t wait to watch Kid die horribly (affectionate)#I hope he gets defeated and then realizes that the real one piece was the friends he made along the way #and then him and Killer and the rest of the Kid Pirates all frolic off into the sunset #and get to go listen to alt music and murder civilians and eat pasta #and whatever else they like to do #💖together💖 awwwwww #for his own sake I hope Eustass gets power of friendship-ed #it would be good for him #one piece #one piece fanart #my art #eustass kid #eustasscaptainkid #one piece killer #killer one piece #kid one piece #kidd pirates #kidkil #not explicitly or at all if u don’t want it to be. I enjoy them in all flavors and this isn’t inherently meant as romantic at all #but I shall also give the shippers their crumbs cuz I’m also one of you sometimes #kiddkiller #kid x killer #eustass captain kidd #art #one piece 1112 #yapping in tags

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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There's doomed yuri... in my FNAF ruin?

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pennyserenade · 2 months

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happy birthday to david duchovny who is barred from a canadian strip club, not because he did anything there, but simply bc he said it rained too much in vancouver

#misc.#this is a real life fact and it’s truly so beautiful #my favorite fact abt him second to this one is the fact that he could outrun horses #not necessarily for the fact itself but bc he tested it. loser behavior and i’m kinda compelled by it

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