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cute chubby pro hero/ua teacher x lovesick hawks but 1-a is so insanely against it they throw food at him when he tries to flirt with her <33
#‘hey mama-‘ and tokoyami just launches a handful of nuts at him#‘so are you free to-‘ katsuki is suddenly so fucking confused in his best subject and needs DIRE help#he tried to suave her up and iida trips him#HAHAHAHA#kabedon but she’s a whole foot taller and izuku is now making passive aggressive jokes abt the hero’s heimgeht#heignt?? sure#even better if the other pros find it hilarious and don’t help at all#‘ENDEAVOR IM BEING BULLIED BY CHILDREN.’#‘…hahaHAHAHAHA’#i love it#i’m so fucking smart guys#.v speaks#.venus updated!#..mha#..hawks
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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yeah
#dirk strider#hal strider#lil hal#homestuck#was talking about hal again yesterday...#fucked up little computer guy (affectionate)#thinking about that post that's like#dirk (13) about to scan his brain into a computer: this is such a great idea I’m so smart#dirk (13) waking up inside a computer: oh fuck no
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I hate the common interpretation of zoro.
“If Luffy asked, Zoro would kill any of the straw hats 🤓☝️” “if Zoro was at whole cake, sanji would have died🤓☝️” HE WOULD NOT DO ANY OF THAT SHUT UP IM IN YOUR HOME!!!!!
Zoro cares about his crew so much, he considers himself their protecter. It’s why he sleeps like three hours a day, it’s why hes always wary of strangers. He really fucking loves and cares about his crew.
He wouldn’t say it because that’s not in his nature, it would be out of character (and frankly bad writing) to have zoro look into the camera and go “I love my crew”
Instead he shows it; he takes the graveyard shift, he takes one of the stronger enemies, he trains and trains, plays the role of boogeyman.
It’s in the way the rest of the crew behaves aswell!! They’re silly and weird and reckless because they KNOW and UNDERSTAND that zoro is right there, ready and eager to kick some ass or spill some blood.
Zoro would not have killed Sanji at whole cake, nor would he just kill any straw hat is asked. He isn’t some thoughtless machine who does what he’s told. He fucking loves his crew, and yes that fucking includes sanji.
#YALL DONT GET HIM LIKE I DO#THATS RORONOA FUCKING ZORO DONT PLAY#is he stoic and violent yeah#is he fucking insane YES#does he love his crew?? YES DYDE#he has faith in them and in Luffy that he would never get put in a position where he would have to intentionally seriously harm them#he doesn’t even really hit his crew as a joke!!! he’s mean and deadpan but he won’t slap them like sanji or Nami#that’s my man guys don’t play DONT PLAY#zoro baby I’m so sorry these heathens reduce u to sword violence dog#are you all that yes ofc but you’re also so smart I’m obsessed#roronoa zoro#one piece zoro#somnas.rambles#somnas.writes#one piece
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his stupid fucking FACE~🎃
#i’m sorry you guys are getting spammed with gifs bc i can actually make gifs now#i am now smart enough to make gifs#holy shit#but him climbing up on ykw’s back and just clapping???#😭😭😭😭😭#he’s fucking PRECIOUS#i love him so fucking much i cannot#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#holy shit frnkiebby can make gifs#homemade frif frafs
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JORDIIIIII I love this little guy who is capable of pulling a two birds one stone move if it means an extra few bucks
Also Raymond Kenney doodles because I’m literally in love with his design; trying to get the gist of drawing him
#watch dogs#watch dogs fanart#jordi chin#raymond kenney#Raymond kenney fanart#T bone watch dogs#T-bone fanart#watch dogs 1#wd1#fanart#art#traditional art#digital art#I love Jordi so much for some strange reason like anytime I think of him I have the urge to EXPLODE#I ALSO LOVE RAYMOND KENNEYS DESIGN SO FUCKING MUCH#I HAVE THE BAD BLOOD DLC AND IM PLAYING IT RN AND RAHGHGHHRBDB#Jordi is a silly yet smart guy but idk what makes him stick out to me#considering he’s kind of a dupe of majima#also again apologies for any inaccuracies especially with crooked noses I’m trying to learn how to draw them in my style atm#Jordi was difficult asf to draw in my opinion because EVERYTIME I TRY IT LOOKS SOMEWHAT NOT LIKE JORDI#IVE BEEN MEANING TO READ STARS AND STRIPES SO BADLY BUT IM BROKE ASF ATM SO HDJFJFBFJF#ITS LIKE £8.99 I DONT HAVE THAT KINDA MONEY *explodes*#anyway yap session over enjoy the fanart
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the gravity falls fandom keeps hurting my feelings and at this point to end it i am going to need either a gun or to write faster.
#in retrospect GF is actually insanely triggering LMFAOOOOO or rather the fucking angst these NERDS keep making is 😭 if i were SMART—#—i would remove myself but i’m not so i shan’t 😌#i LIKE the hurty i just don’t like it when it’s UNRESOLVED reeeeeeeeeeee#IM SORRY I KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS#its genuinely driving me crazy tho u guys can’t even imagine
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my neighbor was working on his fuckass car in our complex parking lot and had all his stuff spread out in the handicapped spot that another one of our neighbors actively uses while blaring white boy rap from the car and deadass my first thought was ohhhh no this is irl Barty behavior isn’t it 😔 he’s funny and scary and oddly charming in my head and on paper but if you put him in the real world this is the shit he would he pulling. Devastating. Will be holding the fictional bcj a little tighter in my heart
and isn’t this just the unfortunate truth… LAUGHING i’m sorry for your plight anon but you’re so right. i think fictional characters are more fun anyway when they’d be completely intolerable in real life
#a#extrapolating that to say. i love when characters are Impossible. they couldn’t exist irl because they’re SO contradictory or SO bizarre#i think that’s why i’m not as interested in the gryffindors… they’re just like. nice and smart and have good hair.#and yes they have baggage but it’s much easier to imagine what sirius or remus would be like irl as opposed to. fucking evan rosier#i like characters who feel perfectly realistic within their story (ie evan) or the bounds of a modern au#but irl there’s No Fucking Way That Guy Would Exist Oh My God
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Currently trying not to vomit over the fact that I essentially just lost almost a thousand dollars brb
#why me. why is it always fucking me am I just not allowed to have good things WHAT have I done to earn this kinda karma#my stupid fucking idiot roommate decided to resign the lease at the complex so I naturally contacted the landlords like hey. how does that#work with the security deposit cuz I paid that years before she even moved in do you guys need to come inspect the place after I leave#and they were like oh no ☺️ it just carries over to her. and I’m like. so. so even though I am not living here nor am on the lease#whether or not I get NINE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS BACK hinges on this JACKASS not wrecking the place???? actually not even then because say#she DOESNT wreck the place when she moves out TURNS OUT the deposit goes to her cuz it’s her name and account attached to the fucking#apartment and I’m just left sitting here like how. how is that fucking fair how does that make fucking sense I have to trust that she doesnt#ruin the place OR GET FUCKING EVICTED BECAUSE SHE HAS NO JOB AND NO WAY TO PAY RENT and then also trust her to just give it to me when she#moves out. I’m actually sick I’m actually gonna fucking throw up and the landlords were like yes exactly ☺️ perhaps you could work something#out with her and she could buy you out of it and I’m just like. she doesn’t have a job she still hasn’t paid me for LAST months utilities#let alone this months do you HONESTLY THINK she is EVER going to pay me the 900 dollars I’m fucking owed#and it’s like does this actually affect anything? no. I didn’t budget with that money cuz I didn’t actively have it and that’s not smart but#like…. 900 dollars….. I could have paid off the rest of my credit card with that and also it’s just infuriating that that money is basically#just being GIVEN to this fucking bitch who I KNOW is not gonna keep that apartment in good shape and that’s again if she somehow doesn’t get#her ass evicted cuz she’s not paying bills why they even LET her sign her own lease there I do not understand she literally has no proof of#income but ig they probably didn’t check that cuz she technically already lived there I’m just so. I’m so tired and I’m so done can I PLEASE#stop being the one who constantly gets screwed fucking over in EVERY situation no matter fucking what#while all these fucking idiots and shitty fucking ppl get whatever they want and actively BENEFIT from me getting fucked over???? I’m done.#I’m so fucking done I am never living with someone ever again never being finanacially tied to anyone fucking again and you know what. thats#great goes well with me basically being convinced atp to never be vulnerable with anyone ever again and never trust anyone ever again and#never dedicate ANY part of my life in a genuine sense to anyone ever again I will be fucking alone in every sense for THE REST of my fucking#life and that’s that. it’ll be better. this kinda shit will stop happening. financially emotionally psychologically I will stop suffering#because holy fucking shit I can’t do it anymore man I’m sick of it I’m sick of trying to be a good person and depend on people and be#vulnerable and always uphold my side of the responsibilities and arrangements just to get fucking spit on like man if this is what being a#shit person gets ppl maybe I should try because they sure seem to get all the benefits and whatever the hell they want consistently and#always while I try and be considerate of others and devote myselves to them and this is all I fucking get for it#and ik I KNOW this is just the straw on the camels back and this is a lot of issues compounding and it’s not even about the money atp#but I’m just. I’m so fucking sick and tired and beaten down and I’m tired of trying I just want to be completely on my own#so at least if bad things happen or I feel like shit I only have myself to blame and it’s safer that way and I’ll have to stop feeling like#this and dealing with these types of things UGH
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Honey Calcite
honey calcite got its name from honey, a food made by bees and farmed for its sweet taste, for it’s similar color. while bees no longer exist, their influence can still be seen on flowers millennia after their extinction.
#Yeah I think bees going extinct is what caused the end of the world in hnk#like don’t get me wrong they were fucked way before that but it was the finial nail in the coffin#Do I have proof they’re extinct? No#but I don’t think we ever see them#all we see are butterflies#my theory is that that bees went extinct and were replaced by butterflies as the top pollinators#And the lack of pollinators made a lack of plants being pollinated which made people have to source food from increasingly skeptical places#I’m so smart guys trust#I like drawing my hnk ocs just so I can crack post in the tags#can you tell#The little thing was supposed to be Kongo saying it but I’m writing this at 1am#and I can barely string together coherent sentences rn#Again#can you tell?#honey calcite#honey#calcite#hnk#hnk ocs#houseki no kuni#land of the lustrous#land of the lustrous oc#lotl oc#hnk oc#my art#art on tumblr#artists on tumblr#Art by me#im suffering#someone sedate me
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tumblr glitched and spared you all the most heated rant of my entire hoa fandom tenure
#idek what happened i answered the ask & hit post but it completely deleted LOL#I’m not gonna bother to reanswer anon’s ask so I’ll give you the abridged version:#i would not feel the need to post so much about season 3 of hoa if people would stop being such virulent haters#and hold this season to an entirely different standard than the other two#like it genuinely makes no sense#i cannot stress enough that you can like s3 the least#that’s your prerogative#but to be so LOUD and so WRONG#ALL THE TIME???#makes me genuinely mental#SEASON 2 IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE SEASON#but season 3 needs love and so it’s been 11 years of me giving her love#anyway i guess i just gave you a take version of my rant#and @ anon: fuck you LOL leave me alone once and for all#i love having discussions and deep dives tho please do not think I’m @ing anyone on here you guys are chill and smart#and make good points and do great work and i love you#but if you’re a genuine s3 hater please fuck off to someone else’s blog i BEG#AND if you’re the anon who refuses to leave me in peace? i hope your pillow is warm on both sides#tess rambles
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#i’ve been thinking about this for a bit#personally i’m absolutely biased towards anthropology. sociocultural misanthropologist…#i just think it fits with the broad scope of joshua’s displayed knowledge. like.#the people and culture and history of shibuya and the nature of humans on a broader scale. i think he’s human-fascinated#but excluding that i’m still inclined towards social sciences and humanities or rich bitch shit. fits the vibe#him playing music i know is a popular headcanon. because. yknow. Composer. Music. Noise. makes enough sense#GAME DESIGN. oh my god. that came to me in a flash right now thats so fucking funny.#communications would be so funny too. guy who iconically thinks it’s impossible to truly connect to other people. in communications. man#twewyposting#rambles#joshua#joshua kiryu#yoshiya kiryu#twewy#id be so interested to see someone make a case for something in stem#joshua is definitely stem smart too. considering all the times he translates minamimoto’s jargon#i wanna know the reasoning for envisioning joshua in biochemical engineering
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crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It
#my version of them is centered around their blog version with the ‘personality’ of their steam review and like a bunch of HC#i developed them with the implication that they’re Real but i’m a bit iffy on it#because all my friends have theories about how they’re from the narrator’s consciousness which is sick as hell#and i’m unsure how to actually structure everything or if i should go the same route so i can get approval from them </3#my friends r the real reviewer fans even though they dont plague themselves over them every day and im so sad that i don’t know anythinggg#gggggggggggg#like im p sure they genuinely hate the stuff i make about cookie9 and im just. scrumbles myself. sorry im Trying :( i’m not smart#or good at writing or even media literate#whatever that term means#all i have is love in my heart for them i don’t know anything at all#ouhghghhg they hate It so much but i cant do anything else and it’s all i have#like all my cookie9 stuff works on the ‘what if their blog self Was Real’ but i’m not actually sure how to fit it all into my actual parabl#stuff because i still havent worked out how my parable itself works#and people probably don’t think i know enough and i don’t think they’ll approve if i try. so i Don’t#tempted to blame this on my like. general crushing lack of intelligence caused by both physical and mental reasons#but i want to believe i could do better if i try? but that’s incredibly hopeful#i’ll be stuck here forever i think#<-guy who. whenever Anything wrong happens ever. just goes back to ‘oh yeah its because im dumb as fuckign rocks. due to the Incidents’#i am very scared of the possibility that it is possible for me to be anything more because that implies that i’m stupid because i didnt try#even though i’m trying very very fucking hard and every time i get something wrong way more than anyone else i’ve ever known#and they hate me for it . MAN!!!!!!!!!#<-brain is lying 2 me i think nobody hates me or . whatever. it still feels like it though im just saying this because i dont want anyone t#think people genuinely hate me for being stupid. i mean. people DO. but not my friends ☝️#man i can’t even get into the buglivia crap either because she is so abstracted from her actual review#girl w identity issues and also the general normal Changing A Lot Through Time. i scrumble her. around#her Self during 2018 would in fact be in character for the review.i want to draw her during that time. she took everything so seriously </3#tbh my version of her does react well to TSP humor but at the time she felt like she wasn’t allowed 2 Do Her Thing and tried to seem#more professional and Normal and it seeped into EVERYTHING for a bit#cookie9 though just genuinely found the narrator annoying and patronizing. its just not his thing and thats fine#<-random nonsensechemical reviewer bits hidden inside the vents. SEND POST.
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you guys i’m gonna throw my ipad against the wall how the FUCK do you successfully fish on stardew valley ios
#i’ve never felt such rage#it’s so much easier on animal crossing pocket camp#this game is beautiful i love it i’m having so much fun#but WHY did i just spend forty minutes trying to catch a fish and all i fucking got was a problem cd#broken#i’m not rewriting that#it was a broken cd but you guys know that you’re smart#stardew valley#stardew valley ios
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Me: I’m gonna reread this old favorite
Actually me: picks up a new series, gets a new book for bday tears into them
#prince text#prince reads 2025#okay I love harlequin romance all KINDS of romance#and also I have been way too used to being forced to trust other ppl to make decisions for me#so that means I have a rebellious streak of readingdoingwatching shit#bc someone specifically told me not to#anyways i read the first book of captive prince expecting problematic excessive smut#and walked away from a hard but smart read where the two mains don’t even kiss#it is very complicated and i would not recommend it to someone who has SA TW#like read if u want I just don’t feel like I can Encourage it I mean#but I!!!!!!!#loved it#I loved it so much I really fucking love grey area complicated characters#I love that both of the characters are in uncomfortable unforgiveable situations to one another and that their perspectives are making them#soften to one another slowly and with gradual trust built over time#and this ever growing upset with the horrible systems in place#anyways I love it sjdkskdkdkd so I��m getting the rest to read#and I am also about a third of the way into song of Achilles#I had a fucking LIST you guys#why am I like this
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hey antonnnn i do not wanna take the ap stats exam later today for like three hours straight can you possess me abd take it instead pleaseeeee i have no idea what im doinggg
#help i’m actually so fucked#gonna have to channel my inner anton for this one guys#(<— has done it before amd it was scary(#gonna pretend he’s possessed me and suddenly be super smart#/j#wyrms says stuff
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