#watch dogs 1

[sicgtiti]

currently in an art block❤️

[artem1sc0re]

I’ve been reading Stars and Stripes since I got the novel and I’ve done nothing but giggle at the banter that goes down between Aiden and Jordi thank you tumblr for making me aware of this novel’s existence

I also doodled this one scene because I giggled at it and if I giggled at it I feel prompted to show it do you

The ‘scene’ in question:

‘When the waitress came back with fluffy pancakes stacked three deep, each as big as his plate, Aiden’s stomach growled.

Aiden stared at them with abiding love before pouring maple syrup all over until they turned from a light brown to a dark sodden colour.

“You are disgusting,” said Jordi who’d watched him drown in his breakfast with a horrified expression.

[mundanemodulus]

in which Jackson learns that he and Wrench are cousins...

a little while back on twitter, everyone was getting their yuriful/yaoiful faves pregnant... and I needed jordaiden to get a piece of that action

am I making my third post on this account a shitpost? why, yes I am.

original by kyouken2 on twitter!

[jaysweirdart]

"Jordi, why the fuck are you in my Digital Trip™"

[crimescrimson]

Red's Favourite Watch_Dogs Scenes: Enter Jordi Chin (2/2)

[griminmortley]

The way I randomly got into watchdogs again after seeing a character from the series appear on bongo in a server I'm in.

Used to be a HUGE fan of WD1 Idc what anyone says abt Aiden Pearce I'm still a huge fanboy

[med-ex]

The amount of Canadian talent for this series is LIFE FOR US HERE IN THE GREAT NORTH🎉💖😭

aND THIS IS JUST THE SECOND GAME'S CHARACTERS👏👏

side note: SITARA IS FUCKING VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON THAT PLAYS ECHO FROM THE 100

[angeltrafalgar]

Kinktober Day 2

MINORD DNE/DNI🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

Watch Dogs 1 Jordi Chin x Fem reader F/N= fake name

E/C= eye color

“Ok so you are going to use this bad boy, inject him it will instantly stop his heart. Hey and don't fuck this up ok. It will blow back on me if you do, (Y/N)” I roll my eyes at him, “Jordi I get a cut to and you know it. Besides thought this one was my gig. Not like I haven't killed someone before, or had sex with them to kill them.” I hide the syringe in my bra as he checks me over making sure I'm good to go. “Yeah I know, I've watched remember. Besides, you get your cut plenty. Remember the car I bought you last week. Or the jewelry, clothes and new phones. Eh? I got you, you want for nothing. You don't even have to be a fixer anymore, you know.” I smirk at him, “I still like the thrill of it, and plus I know you like to watch.” I smile as I raise my eyebrows, smirking at him. “I'm going to be in the hotel's ctOS system. I set it up already, his bodyguards will let you in the hotel room. Get him on his back and just as he climaxes. Boom dead, the left window is your escape, I've set up everything you need to get away. When you're out we meet back up. I get you away. Also that nice little thing I put in your ear you will be able to hear me all the way.” I nod smiling as he spins me around and sends me on my way. 

As I wait in the elevator I look at my reflection. I know what you will say, Jordi is a sociopath, he's incapable of loving anyone. Being with him is a bad idea. He will sell me out for the right price. Thing is we crossed paths a year ago, it's this weird on and off again thing. He's been at this work longer than I yes but, he's good at it, knows what he's doing. And learned that a woman can go places he can't. Even if he loved or cared about me he will never admit it. In our work love gets you killed, it's a weakness. And weaknesses can always be exploited. 

The ding of the elevator flips my brain as I put on the facade, as the doors open I walk towards the door where two men in suits stand guarding it. As I walk up to them in a seductive smile, “hi I'm (F/N) and I'm here to offer some comfort, and entertainment to your boss.” I smile as I let the jacket fall a bit off my shoulder as they exchange a look but then ultimately let me in. As they let me pass I hear the door shut and lock behind me. 

“Ahh you must be (F/N) my associates told me I would be getting a warm welcome tonight.” I smile at him. Do I know who the fuck this is, or do I care? Fuck no to both. I smile as I take my clothes off as I leave myself in only my bra and panties. “Why don't you get comfortable then I can get to work.” I tell the man in the white dress shirt, as I watch him remove his clothes, I know I'm going to have to slip the syringe out of my bra and hide under the pillow or something before I can finish the job. 

“Good job, now make sure he is happy and the job is done. I clearly have good taste . Those make your tits look bigger, nice ass too.” 

I try to brush off Jodi's voice in my ear. One thing for certain, I have to stay on top. Too much shit can go wrong if I'm not. “Good boy, now close your eyes, I have a surprise for you.” The man does as I say as I walk over to the side of the bed making sure he's not peeking as I take the panties off and slowly take my bra off as I slide the syringe in my hand hiding it under one of the pillows. 

It's not the worst guy i've had to do, I would say this guy is mid to late 40s. Maybe a bit older than Jordi but still. Granted this wouldn't be the first time I've used sex to kill a man, nor will it probably be the last. “You are gorgeous my dear.” 

“He's right on that one you are. Granted I have more class I would say hot as hell but hey. Actually I wanna get a good shot of you from the front.” 

It doesn't take that much foreplay for him to get fully erect, once he is I make it a point to be on top riding. I act like I'm enjoying myself, as my tits bounce I see the small red light in the mirror that I'm looking back at. I know it's him watching. 

“Damn, don't enjoy yourself too much. Hope you can come once. Granted if he doesn't get his grubby mitts off my tits I might just make this job a bit messy eh? Not neat and clean like you want it.” 

I grab the man's wrists and hold them above his head as I work him to the edge as I feel myself enjoy it for a little bit I moan as I feel myself climax, and then for a second I don't her anything, as I look down I see him about to as I elegantly grab the syringe as he does he lets out a loud curse and moan as I jab the needle in his neck. He only has time for his eyes to immediately shoot open as he looks at the lifeless look in my (E/C) as I look down at him before he dies. 

“Damn that made me come as well. Well not quite what I wanted. Clean up, take your stuff and get out of there. I got you as soon as you're out the window.” 

I hear Jordi in my ear as I do just that. I wipe any trace of myself off the guy as I redress as fast as possible, taking the empty syringe with me and its cap. Prints and bodily fluid wiped and gone as I opened the window and took the zipline down Jordi had set up for me. I find him waiting for me in a luxury black car. 

“Thought we were leaving in the one we came in.” I look at him and huff as he collects my escape route “yeah change of plans. I had my guy come get that one and bring me something better. Get in.” He tosses the stuff in the trunk including the empty syringe he takes from my hand as I get in the passenger seat and he the driver's seat as he drives us away from the scene. “Enjoy the show?” I ask with a sly smile. “Yeah, about that. What do ya say we go to this nice penthouse I know. Order some pizza, only this time the pizza boy won't have bolt cutters. Oh and don't worry this time you can be on your back.” He says as I raise my eyebrow, as I see his hand come over from the steering wheel and reach down the mini skirt I was wearing. As his fingers make a scissoring motion inside me. “Because I for one enjoyed the show.” I moan as I smile. Ok yeah I guess I can afford to take the rest of the night and today off. 

After all, I'm sure Jordi still has the footage, and wants to make me squirm. I know we are both in for a good time.

[thegrandmemester]

Yes. I'm still working on the Watch Dogs/Parahumans thing. Had to flesh out the powers more with help of course. Stuck on Damien though.

[redpool]

I just finished the van rescue mission for Ray in WD1, and then Clara called and name dropped Defalt... AHSGDDSHQHSHD HES ALMOST HERE!!!

[carlyraejepsans]

when i was around 9 my family cat died and i was understandably upset about it. so a few days later in my elementary catholic class (italian thing. ask mussolini about it and then hang him again) i drew a picture of "what i thought heaven looked like". and what heaven looked like to me was god standing around with an arm around jesus' shoulders being like "and THEN my wonderful son did this..." with jesus looking visibly embarrassed, because that's how a good dad is supposed to act, while all the angels and souls of the departed sat at their feet looking impressed in their wings and haloes. various pets being among them, such as my cat, my grandpa's old dog etc, also behaloed and winged. except when i went to show my drawing to the teacher explaining my artistic thought process, she looked at it and went "nice. but animals don't go to heaven because they don't have souls like us."

i wish. oh how i wish every day of my life that i'd been the hypersensitive, quick-to-tears kid that would've undoubtedly triggered a whole class religious schism when my classmates found out why i was screaming and sobbing my eyes out. but alas, i just discarded her theological theory altogether. what a silly woman she was. she must've never had pets, otherwise she'd clearly know they DO have a soul. boy, was she gonna get a surprise when she got to heaven.

now that i think back on it, you have to laugh at the heartless, eye-opening cruelty of looking a grieving child in the eye and saying "sorry kid, little mina's not getting into heaven." what a succinct summary of catholicism. anyway, I'm not christian anymore.

[artem1sc0re]

Idk who’d want this or would want to see this in their day

But Aiden Pearce with banana bread

Also do you guys like edits if so I’ll just serve this on the side

[mundanemodulus]

✨ open for ficlet/doodle requests ✨

I'm accepting watch dogs requests <3 here's what I'm open to:

games: watch dogs 1, watch dogs 2, watch dogs legion

ships: basically everything, including platonic ones — my main ships are jordi/aiden and wrench/marcus though!

rating: sfw for doodles, sfw/nsfw for writing!

shoot me an ask or reply to this post 😘!

[logan-lieutenant]

kmag: these penalties aren’t fair. i get punished for “safety hazards” that are really just minor infringements, meanwhile ricciardo was let off easy after nearly sending nico into the barrier at 300 kph.

stewards: yeah, about that… we should probably point out that nico’s contact with yuki was not only nico’s own fault but way more dangerous tha–

kmag: sorry, maybe you didn’t hear me correctly. i said THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND–––

[crimescrimson]

Watch_Dogs 1 & The Opening (1 2)

[merriclo]

“bungo stray dogs oversexualizes Yosano” factoid actually just statistical error. average bsd panel sexualizes 0 Yosano. Studio Bones, who is awful & adds unnecessary fanservice, is an outlier adn should not have been counted