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Hey. Hey, hey. Heyyyyyy.

Influencers lie.

Influencers lie about what their homes look like and what their morning routines are and the things they eat and the money they spend every week and the parties they go to and the trips they take.

They are selling products and lifestyles. That's it. Many of them are making making up absurd lies ("This is my 3:30-10am morning routine every day 😊") because they need to be unique to get a following.

Their videos are staged. Their homes are staged. So are their shopping trips and meals and "relaxing" routines. Influencers are selling glimpses into their lives and like any good saleperson, they make sure you only see the things they want you to see.

So just remember that. Don't feel bad because you don't eat yogurt with berries and honey in a pristine white kitchen after going to the gym at 6 am every single morning. Those influencers aren't actually doing that shit themselves.

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I made these drafts for a project that didn’t go anywhere, but I thought y’all might like them anyway. I think the message is important.

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Refusing to acknowledge or professionally engage with certain individuals on the basis of their national origin is not a boycott. It is, in fact, discrimination.

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Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.

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Happy birthday, trees!

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Happy birthday trees, happy birthday in particular to the Jerusalem Pine, also called the Aleppo Pine (Pinus halepensis)... You don't deserve the Antisemitic slander. Imagine being a native tree and western leftist antisemites call you a coloniser.

A fucking tree.

Happy Tu Bishvat Jerusalem Pine

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chag sameach here is my favorite tree jew except censored bc i’m sharing it with my hebrew school kids tomorrow during brain break

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Fuck it. I'm doing it again. Except this time you'll probably fucking learn something, nerds. Spin the wheel. If you don't know what you landed on, look it up. Fill your brain with facts. Hallelujah.

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Jewish Holiday Miku - Tu BiShvat 🌸🌳🍊

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So, I know that quite a few people know the Jewish joke: “they tried to killed us, we survived, let’s eat”, and a friend found this chart years ago explaining all the Jewish holidays and fast days through that joke, with one very important addition: TREES.

And since today was Tu B’Shvat, I found myself thinking that this would be a great day to share it.

Enjoy :)) and hag sameach!! <333

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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

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I don't know how to explain to some people that the ideas that

1. Owing to the fact Hamas and the PA are virulently antisemitic, there is racism and antisemetism baked into a lot of Palestinian society because it's literally taught in schools

And

2. Israel also has people who are super racist against Palestinians

And

3. Despite the issues above, Palestinians and Israelis are still people and have the right to safety and security in their homes

Are things that can, and should, exist side by side (just like Israel and Palestine)

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Ok, this house is weird. Firstly, I was wondering what was up w/the garage door.

Turns out it's a mirror. Built in 1955 in Palm Springs, CA, it's been remodeled and you must see the choices. 3bds, 3ba, 2,319 sq ft, $1,499,999.

Check out the floor, like a mass murder scene.

Conversation pit decorated with a sofa and tables. Was this once a hot tub?

The stains continue throughout the kitchen.

Two lone side chairs in a corner.

Gray cement walls in the kitchen.

Snacks for the buyers?

Looking out toward the pool from the pit.

Cement dining table. I think it's built-in. It also appears to have a convenient electrical outlet.

It's such a huge space to fill. The sun is casting shadows, but it looks like there are steps here.

The glass wall opens to the pool.

There's a shower room here, but it's open. At least the shower & toilet are behind a wall.

The bedrooms and baths have floors that look watercolor stained. Interesting how they put the bed partly under the arch.

The bed from behind. Is that a fridge?

The ensuite is big, but so sparse and spread out. I would've expected a sink under the neon mirror. This is so ugly.

The secondary bedroom is plain and has floating nightstands installed.

The primary bedroom has folding doors to the patio.

Out by the pool, it looks like they repainted the statues pink and black, themselves. The lamp is broken.

Matching statues.

Nice fruit tree.

Fancy ceiling lights in the garage.

.28 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2275-E-Belding-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18019319_zpid/

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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@emperorsfoot

New gender-neutral bathroom just dropped