#i’m so fucking afraid of what’s gonna happen next episode

[polarsirens]

oh man, that trailer

[heavenlyfay3]

Workplace grievance

By Sawyer-summary: you haven’t been doing your best at work and get a “scolding” by your bosses bosses boss the ceo Mr. O’Hara

miguel x reader

warnings:smut, p in v, dubcon, spanking, power dynamic!!

You’ve been messing up at work and by “messing up” you mean fucking up your reputation and acting as if you don’t want a job at all. you’ve been making careless mistakes, arriving late, slacking off, yesterday you even yelled at a highly valued client. it’s not like you were trying to get fired you just haven’t been in the mood to deal with anyone and that’s basically what your job is dealing with people. Today you got called to your manager’s office immediately after you sat down at your desk knowing exactly what you were in for.

“I can’t let stuff like this slide y/n we almost lost a client!” your manager yelled at you

“I know I know and I’m sorry I promise it won’t happen again,” you said pleading to keep your job

“yea well sadly for you it’s out of my hands,” he says sitting down with a tired look on his face

“What do you mean out of your hands?” you ask confused

“you have to go speak with Mr O’Hara y/n” your manager said with a sympathetic look on his face

you’d never met the CEO of the company you figured he was like a unicorn or something that only allowed you to see it when it wanted. you’d only heard rumors about him no one was dumb enough to fuck up to the point where they had to go talk to him

you were in the elevator that opened directly to his secretary’s desk and then to his office you were nervous your whole body was shaking thinking about all the things that could go wrong about how you were definitely getting fired and never getting a job again becoming homeless begging on the streets like Squidward in that episode of SpongeBob.

the elevator doors opened and you immediately felt like you were gonna throw up your breakfast you looked to his secretary for some kind of hope or reassurance and all she said was “Through the brown doors honey” With a dead grin on her face you stepped out of the elevator and walked towards the doors saying thanks to his secretary you stood in front of his doors for about a minute before finally working up the courage to knock

“Come in” you heard his voice and it sent shivers through your body you took a deep breath opened the door and walked “Mr.O’Hara?” you said in the smallest voice afraid to make too much noise

he didn’t say a word just pointed to the chair in front of his desk telling you to take a sit and you did that immediately “You understand why you’re here right?” he said in a stern voice

“yes, yes sir but I-“ he stops your words “you know yelling at that client was over the line don’t you?”

“yes, Mr. O’Hara I do I’ve just been under a lot of stress, and im so so sorry please forgive me!”

“I can do that. but punishment is due, y/n” he says looking a Your breasts through the three buttons you lefts open on your blouse“Yes I understand I'll go clear out my desk,” you say slowly getting up from your chair tears filling your eyes

“Why are you doing that?” he asked. You turned back at him confused “Come here next to me” you do as he says standing next to the chair that he sits at behind his desk anticipating his next move

He immediately pulls you over his lap by your arm you’re not even able to protest or get a word out because as soon as your torso hits his thighs he’s lifting your skirt above your ass

A look of shock crosses your face as you feel yourself being pulled across his lap and him lifting your skirt. he moves your panties between your cheeks and places his palm flat on one cheek

“or would you rather lose your job?” he asks in a time that makes you melt “No sir i-i want to keep my job,” you say not exactly prepared for whats about to happen but exited nonetheless “I thought so”

You gulp, your body shaking as you feel his hand on your bare ass cheek. you can hardly believe what's happening, but your mind is a mess and if you resisted you would lose your job and it’s not like you wanted to resist anyway.

while in your thoughts he slapped your ass hard. Your body jolts on his lap the feeling sending a heat radiating through your body to your surprise a loud gasp more like a moan left your mouth.

“This is what happens when you don’t do you job” he says slapping your ass again on the same cheek “you think girls that do their jobs correctly get punished like this?” he says slapping it again “n-no sir” the slaps hit harder and harder each time sending heat to your core making you soaking wet you let out moans you never even knew you could make.

He gives your ass another slap before looking down at your wet cunt “Are you wet right now, love?” embarrassed by the mess you made of yourself you stay silent hoping he’ll just ignore it.

He slaps your ass again and you let out a soft moan again his fingers start touching your wet pussy and he pushes your soaked panties to the side revealing the puffy lips of your pussy begging to be fucked. You let out a surprised gasp When he does this your breath shallows and your heart starts raising

he pushes his middle finger in your hole and uses his other hand to slap your ass again “Don’t pretend you don’t like it, baby” he says with a sly grin on his face looking down at you. Your body tenses at this new feeling of his finger inside you

He adds another finger and starts pumping them in and out of you at a slow pace teasing and antagonizing you and making you squirm in frustration “You’re being such a good girl for me now Why couldn’t you do that before huh?” his words alone do something to you making you feel butterflies in your stomach. You cover your mouth to try and suppress the filthy moans coming from your mouth

He takes both fingers out and starts slapping your pussy lightly your moans only start to get louder as your entire body starts shaking as you feel a wave of pleasure building up inside you. Your eyes are glistening with excitement and pleasure. your breathing coming in gasps as you try to fight back the urge to beg for more “oh god…please”

“Stand up and bend over my desk baby” he says taking both hands away from your body as soon as he tells you what to do you stand up and bend over his desk. He stands up behind you and presses his bulge into you so you can feel how hard his huge cock is “ See what you do to me?”

A small moan leaves your mouth as you feel him pressing into your swollen lips. You feel a cool breeze and hear him unbuckle the belt of his pants and just as you hear that his hard cock is pressing into your hole. “Fuuuck your tight” you can barely think, your entire world reduced to the sensation of his thick member invading your tight pussy. You can feel every inch of him as it slides in and out of you, your body shuddering uncontrollably as the wave of pleasure grows stronger.

He sucks air through his teeth and sighs right after from how good you feel “God i might give you a promotion for this pussy!”

you try to hold back your slutty moans, but it’s difficult to contain your excitement as you feel his hard cock sliding back and forth inside you. You gasp loudly as another wave of intense pleasure rolls through you, your whole body shaking as you feel yourself getting close to climaxing.

He starts fucking you hard into his desk pushing you against it “yea that’s right baby cum on my cock” he says groaning with each thrust

At this point, you can't suppress the slutty moans coming from your mouth as your body starts to tremble your hands clutching at the edge of his desk as you begin to lose control. The feeling of being filled by his cock pushes you over the edge as you scream out loud “Fuck, Mr.O’Hara!” your juices gushing out around his cock as you cum

“Fuck baby good job!” he doesn’t let up after you cum fucking you even harder you try to catch your breath as you feel him fucking you even harder, his cock slamming into your sensitive flesh over and over again. You can barely hold onto the edge of his desk as you try to keep up with his pace, your legs shaking uncontrollably as the pleasure grows stronger.

He cums inside you as he grips your hips digging his thumbs into your back and his thrusts become slow and deep hitting all the right spots “Oh my god that’s so good!”

your eyes roll back in your head as you moan loudly, your pussy tightening down on his shaft as you orgasm once more. your body shaking wildly as you cum again, your juices spill all over his desk and you struggle to stay conscious.

“Shit baby!” he says slapping your ass one last time you pants heavily, your body limp as you try to catch your breath. you feel a slight pain in your ass as he slaps you one last time, but you can’t help but smile as you think about how good that just felt. you turn and lie on your back to look up at him, your eyes filled with lust as you reach down to touch your sore cum-filled pussy

“Who said you could touch your pussy?” He says grabbing your face and pulling you up so you can lean back on your hands “Sorry sir” you say looking up at him with lust filled eyes telling him you want more

“Tell me what you want y/n,”

a/n:Ending it here cuz i don’t want it to be too long and i might do a part 2 if it doesn’t flop

[carigm]

Today Millie had a fan panel in which she answered that her ideal ending would be Mike and El getting married and Will being happy and confessing to Mike (lol) and ofc the Stranger Things fandom kicked up the old Byler vs Mlvn war once again, regardless of the fact she doesn’t write the show. But I want to break down some points here about things I’ve been noticing today, but also for a while and that I think need to be discussed. Keep reading if you want.

I’ve seen a lot of hostility towards Byler and Bylers on Twitter lately, saying we’re delusional and don’t know what we’re talking about. This always seems to be the go to argument even tho it’s all in the narrative. Today it got really bad after Millie’s comments and even people that were merely disagreeing with her opinions got called everything from delusional to misogynistic.

IF the Duffers suddenly decided to ignore everything they’ve carefully crafted and put into their narrative that doesn’t make anyone delusional, it just makes them terrible writers. Who would be doing a great disservice to all three characters involved in the love triangle.

There’s been an insurgence (on Twitter) of so called “Will stans” who seem to be completely fine with the idea of mlvn being endgame because “Will can just get another boyfriend” Not only is this insulting to what the writers have already established for Will’s character but it’s also a defense and endorsement of the worst kind of lazy/bad writing that could graze our screens.

The Duffers CHOSE to tie Will’s character arc to Mike’s and El’s.

How do you expect them to undo that and create a well fleshed out character that’s deserving of Will, in 8 episodes that we know are not just gonna be dedicated to Will’s supposed love interest, because there’s a shit ton of stuff to resolve?

If this was the route the Duffers were going for, they could’ve clearly given Will a love interest last season (like with Robin) or two seasons ago (like with Dustin) And yet somehow, people think it would be totally okay for Will to get the most meaningless romance of all time as the writers ignore the same story they’ve created.

Another point I’ve been seeing a lot from these people is “Mike won’t come out. Let it go. He’s just a very unlikable character” What does that say about the quality of the writing and content you’re willing to consume then? You’re okay with characters being poorly written? And please someone explain to me how Mike’s actions, especially in S4, make any sense unless he likes Will.

The more people try to simplify this story the more plot holes and inconsistencies it creates.

The funny thing is that a lot of these “Will stans” used to be Bylers themselves but are so deathly afraid it won’t be endgame that they’ve started to use the same rhetoric mlvns use every day to justify what would be atrocious writing.

And this next thing might be controversial but I think it needs to be said.

So many people on Twitter have hit those who disagree with Millie’s opinion today with “y’all are misinterpreting Millie’s words” and let me tell you, no one has. She’s been saying the same stuff for forever and quite frankly she’s never had a coherent thought about Will. Which is fine, at the end of the day that’s not the character she plays. However, I haven’t forgotten how last year (at another panel) she was asked about Byler and said it was just a reflection of Finn and Noah’s friendship and that was what people were seeing…

Whatever the fuck that means, I guess.

Again, I’m not taking her answer today too seriously cause truth be told she’s been saying some version of this since she was around twelve, and has even at times said she was joking about it. If a wedding were actually happening she wouldn’t be able to say it cause I’d literally be a spoiler, even if she doesn’t have the scripts yet or doesn’t know I’m sure there’s things that would be off limits for any actor to say at this point.

But this defense squad that formed today begging for us to not misconstrue her words because “she really cares about Will’s character” is laughable.

Her answers regarding the topic of the love triangle have been anything but nuanced. If she doesn’t want to get into it or address it, that’s fine. It’s her choice.

But of course, mlvn stans are gonna take her answers seriously, as well as those who are now “Will stans” who basically ship mlvn too.

And to me there’s a fundamental flaw regarding the ship wars in this fandom, which these people don’t seem to grasp. At this point, it isn’t so much about “which ship is better” but “which outcome isn’t violently homophobic”

That’s it.

I don’t care how much you ship mlvn, this is the undisputed truth here.

But when your lead actors act like it’s not a big deal, it’s no surprise the fandom doesn’t give a shit.

I can only hope the Duffers were smart enough to see reason and were able to write the only outcome that won’t set television back around 10 years or so.

And hopefully one day, when S5 is out, we can get a more in depth and honest conversation with the actors about all of this.

As for me, I’m gonna lay low and not give much of a fuck until we start getting those Reddit leaks, which were very much accurate for last season. I’ll take a peak at those, and depending on what they look like, I’ll stay around or dip completely.

If you read all of this, thank you.

[sadiecoocoo]

Sooo I’ve heard some ppl say that fear no mort is gonna be abt them facing their greatest fears or something, and I’ve seen some ppl theorize on what said fears will be. And id like to give my two cents on the matter :)

Rick’s fears

I think that Rick would honestly be terrified of seeing Diane or prime again. Like imagine if Diane’s ghost just showed up and was rlly nice to him and jsut not like herself at all (cuz we know her personality is the same as the ship and garage AI, so she isn’t the nicest person in the world, which like slay). I think her just being nice to Rick and saying how it wasn’t his fault would freak him tf out, cuz let’s remember that he made a ghost AI of her that was programmed to berate him and be mean to him, so he didn’t want comfort or to be told that it wasn’t his fault.

Now, if Rick saw Prime again, one of two things would happen; he would either break down fully, or just be rlly fucking mad and try to kill prime again (personally this is what I want to see the most, but I’ll explain that in a bit)

Another fear could be that the rest of the family (mainly Morty) dies or is fatally injured to the point of no return. Because we’ve seen Rick bring Morty bad from fatal injuries, and death from the last episode multiple times, but how would Rick react if he couldn’t do anything?

Another fear for Rick (this guy is gonna be going thru it) would be that he sees more of prime in Morty. I’ve read multiple fics where Rick is scared of Morty turning out like prime, so what would happen to Rick if that rlly started happening?

Now, another fear, this one I think would be the most intense for Rick, would be pirates. No more to add to that, we all know why :)

Morty’s fears

I think Morty would have more basic fears, things more that a teenager would be afraid of (along with all the other crazy shit that Rick has exposed him to). For starters, he may just be terrified of rejection, which would be an interesting thing to see. Like imagine if Rick was having a full on break down, and then Morty’s just dealing with minor stuff like being told no in a mean way.

A more in depth fear could be abandonment issues. He was definitely rlly upset with the two crows, and very worried abt the Jerrick stuff. Imagine Morty’s stuck in a dark room, completely alone, and then when he does see “Rick” again, he’s just being rude to Morty and telling him how worthless he is (but in a harsher way than he used to, in a way that makes it seem serious). What if Morty got a vision of Rick replacing him with another Morty, like holy shit that would mentally scar him so badly! Or what if a fake Rick started taunting Morty with the free Morty coupon?

I also think that Morty has a buried fear of ending up like prime. Like he’s already sort of on his way to becoming like any Rick, what with him being desensitized to violence and being seen as a national threat. I think that both him and Rick would be absolutely terrified if that happening to Morty, if he someday snaps and Rick can’t do anything abt it.

Edit: just thought abt this but, uh- king jellybean… not much needs to be said for that one…

In conclusion,

I’m seriously excited abt the next episode, I wanna see what theories (from anybody) were correct and I wanna see if the finale is gonna be as mentally scarring as the others have been!

Back to what I said abt Rick seeing prime, you all know abt the theory of prime downloading a bit of himself into Rick’s head right? What if Rick sees Prime’s “ghost” in whatever haunted house they go to, and he fully thinks that it’s just fake and stuff after the initial shock. But when they get back home, what if Rick sees prime again? What if he continues to see prime on a daily basis? What if that escalates to prime always being there, always tormenting him, always telling him how worthless he is, until Rick can’t take it anymore?

Ig all I have left to say abt all this is, what if?

[stormyoceans]

vv brainrot continuation:

dad, I missed you (mom, I missed you)

that cute "feels so good" sound (pink drink, I really want to try it)

hugs in bed are the same as after joob’s funeral

part 3/4 damn music from vice versa! aof, fuck, just admit everything already!

we got lost (and found our local glasshouse)

bonfires and songs with guitar

return of shirts (and they smell like each other. what could be more erotic)

interrupted kiss (okay, not because of bad breath)

the description of the sky is worthy of rawi’s palette the guys were right, this damn miss universe appeared before our eyes. lord, I'm not completely alive, monica. what about you? you know, maybe sea didn’t lie, and the remaining episodes won’t be sad even despite the breakup, bc the worst and most expected has already happened, and then everything will go easier. william's song brought me to tears, it's beautiful! and I liked day's version. its so romantic. but, forgive me, the bed scene could have been much better, the angles and amount of blur didn’t turn out very well, and, tbh, I expected more tactility from day, so that he could study mork’s body with his hands. it was so important to him, but they showed it to us very quickly and didn’t spend enough time on it. but I really liked that they were presented as switch, moving away from the nightmare clichés, it's great. the scene on the mountain is the pinnacle of it all, and lord knows the boys pulled it off superbly. it was so emotional. I crumbled like sand and don’t know how I’ll recover by next week. monica, share your brainrot, I’m sure I missed everything possible bc I was so busy in the bed scene.

SORRY PINKYBRAIN IM AFRAID IM GONNA BE COMPLETELY USELESS THIS TIME AROUND I SWEAR I EVEN TRIED TO REWATCH THE EPISODE TO PICK UP MORE PARALLELS BUT I ONLY ENDED UP SOBBING ON THE FLOOR WHILE CLUTCHING A BUNCH OF SCREENSHOTS TO MY CHEST

and you've already pointed out all of these moments but allow me to put them side by side anyway because!!!!!!!

[CHANTS] COMFORT SHIPS COMFORT SHIPS COMFORT SHIPS PORTRAYED BY THE MOST COMFORT BOYS JUST SO COMFORT SHAPED COMFORT SHIPS!!!!!!!!!

and even if these two moments can’t really be compared THEY INVENTED EMOTIONAL FOREHEAD TOUCHES TOO!!!!!!!!

my personal emotional devastation aside, tho, i do think there are some parallels to be drawn between episode 9 of vice versa and episode 9 of last twilight, between puen on an island finally accepting his life in the original universe and by the end "gaining sight" on who talay really is, and day on a mountain finally accepting going blind and having his last sight being mork. i also think it's interesting that in last twilight (the ost) at one point there's the line "my heart cherishes the memory of us" while in vice versa the very last line of friend credits' second movie is "though we aren't together tomorrow, you're always here in my memories". like idk if it's a reach but both shows are about seeing when you can't really see (not just in the literal physical sense) and acceptance and carrying this love that helped you through it all with you and i just think someone with a brain activity currently higher than my own could make some connections!!!!!!!!

i personally did like the sex scene (i've talked about it here a little if you're interested), but i think i also get what you mean. if it were for me we would definitely have gotten a 17 minutes long one take focused on day's hands as he traced every part of mork's body starting from his face and slowly making his way down to his feet. but at the same time i wonder if it would have made sense for their first time. i feel like day was already so preoccupied with his sight being almost gone that what he needed in that moment was to get lost in the feelings rather than commit mork's body to memory. and who knows, last twilight has already broken p’aof’s habit of having only a couple of kisses in his shows, maybe it will make him give us another intimate scene too!!!

[unsleepingtales]

A lesson I have learned about myself in the past few months is no matter where in the world I am I will make time for fantasy high!

Greetings from Not Home, my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked. Without further ado let’s dive right into episode 18 (!!)

So. Picture the ocean.

Burth Bakarath <3

Yeah the fact that they’re allowed to hold the election off of school grounds is still wild to me

Oh my god MURPH came up with Gerard Neigh???? Love him so bad

Happy Birthday Me And Congratulations President Applebees

Ooh okay so they’re trying to get the nightmare king to fuck with the ship?

Sprak!

I love ship stats!!!!

As the birthday boy/most popular kid in school ☺️

The bad boys are steering the ship!!

I love the dynamic of the Most Powerful Girls In The World and The Coolest Guys

Hey guys be nicer to Jawbone please

K2 was such a gift to Ally

! My stepdad lives on a houseboat !

(Lou making panicked flailing sounds)

Emily. Fully making matcha.

I’m gonna do a full matcha ceremony!! It always makes the meth go down smooth!!!

What the fuck is happening guys. Am I out of it or is this just unhinged.

Classic back of house actions

I’m SO glad that Fight Me In The Sky is an enduring bit

ASO reference??

Take one and pass it on!

Oh my god look at the little party lights on the Hangman mini!! It’s so nice!!

There’s always time for a weird jawbone story!

Cmon mannnnn

We were all rooting for you!

Beautiful. Majestic. BAM.

Ooh what does Zac’s shirt say?? It’s blocked by the cloud. World Oyama something

I know it’s huge actually but the teeny tiny dragon mini is so cute

Yeahhh let’s keep it voting!

Murph’s hair looks very nice!

Zac’s shirt says World Oyama Karate!

What does knocked prone mean in this situation

Oooh Adaine had silvery barbs now!

Zac just Lives in crit city now

Gorgug Thistlespring the man you ARE…..

Keelhaul the fucking dragon hell yes

Thank fuck for uncanny dodge

Aaaaaaaa gorgug

And there’s the shot from the trailer!

We’re actually being attacked by dragons, we’re just making it fun!

I am trying to scroll tumblr as I watch the episode and I am fighting for my fucking LIFE to not get the Beardsley wild moment spoiled

Ayda!!!

‘Remember when we died?’ Oh you two are best friends who died together <3

Even the dragons look afraid

The nightmare king!!!!

Oh that hand is so coooool

Damage thresholds are so great

Oooooohoho Eugenia love you

Ain’t no party like a seacaster party cause a seacaster party blows up!!

I’m so glad that Riz likes his teacher now

I’ll be nearby! But I Have To Go

Steve Kornacki mention !

Have they guaranteed that everyone at the party is voting for Kristen? That’s just a given at this point?

I love the rain animation so much but it is kind of distracting unfortunately

Adaine Abernant PARTY WIZARD

Oh FUCK

God they keep saying Gerard and it keeps catching me off guard.

Solo Baxter? No Sandra Lynn?

“(mouth full of almonds) Oh my fucking god” cc writers ilyyyy

Zac was that to the tune of grandma got run over by a reindeer

They work together so well!!!!

I love Eugenia’s energy

I am gonna have it dissolve her. If it works.

She’s going to Hudol! She’s going steady with Perceval!

Literally 50/50 odds but we all know how this is gonna go

Zac fully dming this moment is beautiful

She might be pregnant??

You had your chance, and what you did was say blimey

She extrudes through time back to… England.

Heyyyy tornado!!!

Yeah how do you go back to plot after that

Oh fuck!

Oh god the editing for the sneak peek for next week was fantastic

[abernthyss]

Now listen,,

What cate did to the core group was indeed fucked up yk. I understand that intruding on ur friends minds/memories is an invasion of privacy but can we talk about how cate is trying to make up for it??

She was injected with compound V as a child and then after the incident with her brother, her mom has THE AUDACITY to be afraid of her when she’s the reason cate got powers in the first place. She’s locked up and secluded for NINE YEARS in her room behind a STEEL DOOR like she’s some dangerous animal. Shetty comes in and gives her the fist physical touch she’s had in a while and basically gives cate hope.

Shetty basically becomes her mother and after everything she’s done, cate does what she’s told ,after a while of being manipulated by shetty, even though she knows it wrong and feels uncomfortable with it. Then yk ep 6 happens and everything is revealed so cate is now in the mindset of “I have to prove to them that I’m good.”

So k*lling the person who wants to eradicate all supes??? That’s the right thing to fr bc shetty isn’t gonna stop, let’s be real. Then I’m assuming she’s gonna free all the kids from the woods and gather them to fight against their oppressors,, ALSO THE RIGHT THING TO DO. the end of ep 7 was cate showing them “look at what I did. I’m good, see.” “I can be good, I’m helping get rid of her.” And THAT is why I’m a cate apologist (even tho some of the stuff she might say next episode is gonna be CRAZY!!!)

[iguessitsjustme]

I Saw You in My Dream Ep 9 Thoughts

Would you guys like a physical representation of how I’m feeling after work today? Of course you would:

Anyway. I got a glass of pickle juice and am debating heating up my pizza but eating is currently hard for…reasons. Should be better tomorrow though. ANYWAY. Liveblog under the cut:

I gotta not get distracted and focus this episode cause my mom needs my account to watch I Hear the Sunspot. Will I be done at the agreed upon time? Who knows! It’s a mystery! Let’s find out together.

IMMEDIATELY a noisy neighbor. Amazing.

OH so we’re picking up RIGHT where we left off. Steamy.

Oh the lights turned out. And our boy is scared of the dark. Kind of puts a damper on the sexy times if he’s too afraid to continue.

Yu comforting Ai was very sweet. I love them a whole lot.

I cannot eat those shrimp but I desperately want to peel those shrimp. I feel like peeling the shrimp would be very satisfying. And those shrimp look very peelable.

Noisy sidewalk people go aWHAY

I still maintain that the levitating means it’s a dream that isn’t gonna happen. It’s just a regular Ai dream and not a prophetic one. It reflects his fears not the future.

Ai calling himself Yu’s boyfriend might have just ended me. They are so cute. I am so normal about them I SWEAR.

Ai telling Ing to just ask Yo and communicate is great. Ai is actually a genuinely good communicator. 

I swear to god if we still have a weird non-love triangle with Waan, I’m gonna lose it. We been there done that. New plot please.

Thank god Ing is there too. Bless Ing.

Okay actually Waan is a good person. Give him his own boyfriend.

The real question: will Ai also fall asleep? I think it would be funny if he did.

LOL IT WAS A SEX DREAM. Ai keeps having sex dreams with Yu. Boy wants it soo bad.

Somehow I KNEW that Ai would drunkenly tell his parents. I love it.

What a sweet family.

Careful in that art cafe…I’m pretty sure that’s where Sun and Lin fucked against the wall. Hopefully they’ve cleaned the place since but hard to tell with all the paint on the wall.

See what communication gets you, Ing? Isn’t it nice?

Gaga literally just gave me a network error in the middle of Ai and Yu’s sex scene and the timing could not have been funnier. God bless. But I lost my place damn it.

Literally 30 seconds before the end of the episode. Truly amazing.

Oh next episode looks intense. Well not the jealousy stuff. But the man in the house? Oh I can’t wait.

Anyway what lesson did we learn today kids?

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites: Unleashed Episode #2: “Darkness and Light Part. 2”

The next day, Principal Cooke awakens form the hospital as Miss Frankie, Ms. Perez, Mia and Randall looks worriedly at him.

Principal Cooke: Ugh, fuck… my head… where am I?

Miss Frankie: Honey! Thank God you're alive!

Miss Frankie kiss Principal Cooke.

Ms. Perez: Thank God. We were so worried.

Randall: Yeah. We thought you got killed or something.

Mia: We’re just glad you’re okay.

Principal Cooke: Ugh… what the fuck happened

Mia: You fell in the nutrient bath.

Principal Cooke: I did?

Ms. Perez: Yep

Randall: Yeah. Some agent came and destroyed the tube and you fell in it!

Principal Cooke: Oh God.

Miss Frankie: That’s not the worse part. Some Werehog came and-

General Clover: It what?!

Randall: General Clover? What are you-

General Clover: I demand an explanation for this.

Joan: Don’t worry father, everything is under control.

Miss Frankie: Father? He's your dad?

General Clover: Damn it Joan! This nutrient bath was a failure! There is now a giant monster attacking town

Joan: Don’t worry, we’ll get right to it…

General Clover sighs.

General Clover: Okay Joan. But, if you excuse me, I got some business to do.

Principal Cooke: You sure that thing is out there?

Joan: I’m afraid so. Oh, what have we done…

Later, back at the Solar Opposites’ house. Terry carries Korvo to bed while Korvo is still asleep, while singing a nice song. Terry smiles and kiss Korvo on the forehead as he puts a blanket on him and then towards his bedside while rubbing Korvo’s head softly. Korvo smiles.

Terry: I really love it when he smiles in his sleep.

The kids come rushing in

Jesse: turning back into her Shlorpian form TERRY! KORVO!

Terry: Shh… your daddy’s sleeping.

Jesse: Oh. Sorry.

Korvo smiles in his sleep as he snuggles next to Terry.

Terry: Aw...

Then, Terry and the kids head out of the room while Terry shuts the door quietly right after he blows Korvo a kiss. Phoebe comes by and walks up to her family.

Terry: Now, what's going on?

Phoebe: Kids. What’s wrong?

Jesse: There's a martian on our roof!

Terry: What?! What kind of martian?!

Yumyulack: A green one?

Terry: Yeah so…

Sonya: gulps Um… Mr. Terry… there is also something you should know about this guy…

Terry: What's that?

Later, Terry, now his human form, gasp as he sees Martian laughing evilly while all the people look at him in horror.

Human Terry: Who or what is that?!

Human Yumyulack: I think that’s really one of Korvo’s former coworkers, Martin Sewers!

Human Terry: Wait? He is?!

Human Jesse: Uh huh. Because, that guy has the same face Dr. Sewers have.

Human Terry: We gotta tell Korvo!

Then, suddenly the Martian sees the Werehog at town wrecking havoc and grows interested.

Martian: Well well well. What have we here?

Martian leaps up from the roofs and heads towards town while everyone in town watches and panics as they run for their lives.

Human Terry: Shit!

Human Yumyulack: Aw man. I think this fucked up epidemic got worse!

Phoebe gets ready as she stretches her back.

Phoebe: I got it covered in case she comes back.

Human Jesse: Thanks Phoebe!

Human Terry: Come on, we must tell Korvo!

Back in the room, Korvo is sleeping peacefully.

Korvo: sleep moaning

Human Terry: KORVO!

Korvo: waking up Huh? What?

Human Terry: Korvo! We need your help!

Korvo: What?? What happened?!

Human Terry, Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Sonya: Um….

Phoebe: Yeah. You are so not gonna like what you hear.

After explaining...

Korvo: What the fuck?! But how?! How did Martin get that stuff?!

Human Jesse: We have no idea.

Korvo transforms into his human form as he gets on his biker helmet and grabs Human Terry’s hand.

Human Korvo: Let's go.

Human Terry: Um, where are we you going. honey?

Human Korvo: Phoebe! Keep an eye on the kids!

Phoebe: Got it!

The kids look worriedly at their dads as they leave. A few seconds later, Human Korvo arrives at the laboratory with Human Terry as they got off the motorcycle, only to see General Clover tied up and gagged and chain to a chair.

Human Korvo: General?

Joan: Dad? removes the tape off of Clover’s mouth

General Clover: Get me out of these damn cuffs!

Human Korvo gets the key and unlocks the cuffs.

Joan: Dad, how did you-

General Clover: Oh it was Sewers. That no good traitorous coworker of yours, cuffed me up and went after that Werehog!

Joan: Oh no. That Martian and the Werehog? Oh, I think this must be a big doomsday right now…

Later in the city, the Werehog starts sniffing his way through town as people hide from it. Then, Martian arrived.

Martian: Hello werehog!

Werehog: snarls

Martian: Let’s see what you’re made of?

The werehog roars and pummels Martian. But, Martian laughs evilly. He kicks the Werehog away and uses brain waves to blast it away. But the werehog held on tight and lands on his feet and roars.

Martian: Wow. A little anger, I say. Must be a new thing for you! gets punched by the werehog Well, if it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you get.

Later, Human Korvo and Human Terry meets up with Cheery who gasp.

Cheery: Guys, what are you doing here?

Human Korvo: Cheery, is Cooke okay?

Cheery: Of course.

Human Korvo: Oh thank God.

Human Terry: Can we see him?

Cheery: Actually he left. Heading back to school.

Human Korvo and Human Terry gasp in horror.

Cheery: What?! What’s wrong?!

Back with the Martian and werehog, they continue fighting as everyone ran for their lives. The werehog got out a beam and swings it as Martian, who dodges it. Principal Cooke, who is walking by, sees the fight and is shocked.

Principal Cooke: Huh? Wait a minute, Martin Sewers?

Martain: Ggrrr! Oh yes! Let the rage control you, you beast!

The werehog roars as it throws a rock at Martian and comes back to fight with him. Back with human Korvo and human Terry…

Human Korvo: What do you mean there is nothing you can do?

Barry West: Korey, I’m sorry. We can’t risk hurting Sewers.

Human Terry: Are you nuts? He has become an out of control motherfucking Martian beast! You gotta let us do something!

Mark Baine: Sorry sir, but I’m afraid this whole thing has been okay.

Human Korvo: I’m sorry! But, your nutrient bath has been a huge mistake that nearly endanger our friend and has lead to a monster battle.

Barry West: I’m sorry there is nothing we can do. I’m afraid we must throw you out.

Human Korvo: What?!

Some of soldiers took Human Korvo and Human Terry out while Cheery follows them. General Clover cackles as he sees this and gets out a huge gun.

General Clover: Well, I would like to see you all try. Today I will claim what is mine.

Clover cackles as he heads on his truck and drives off while Joan watches and gasp. Back in the city, Cooke watches as Martian and the werehog dukes it out while Martian jumps high but then, the werehog starts to feel a sharp pain in his head, only for him to get punch by Martian. Human Korvo and Human Terry then sees the fight as they head over there, but screams when a rock comes near but they luckily duck it as the two husbands embrace.

Human Korvo: You okay?

Human Terry: Yeah. Are you honey?

Martian then comes near them and throws a table at them as they gasp and quickly hides behind the wall.

Human Terry: Korvy! What do we do?!

Human Korvo: I-I don’t know!

Human Terry: Well, we have to do something or we’ll get fucked!

Suddenly, Cheery came and gasp upon seeing the werehog, only for him to scream in pain as Martian throws another rock at him.

Cheery: What the fuck?

Miss Frankie arrives as she grows terrified over the fight as she backs away. The werehog kept crying out in pain as it held his head

Martian: Yes. Strength enabling. Sensory overload-

Suddenly…

Principal Cooke: feels the same pain as the werehog Gah! What’s happening?!

Principal Cooke cries out in pain as he falls on his knees. Human Korvo began to feel a connection towards this as he notice the werehog and Principal Cooke in the same fatal position.

Human Korvo: What the hell?

Suddenly, General Clover shows up in his van as it stops and he gets out his gun

General Clover: Sewers! I’m claiming what’s mine! Final victory over the werehog!

General Clover uses his gun that blast the Werehog as it falls on the fruit stand where Human Terry was at as he screams and runs away from it.

Human Korvo: TERRY!

As Human Terry hides and breaths in and out, Cheery meets up with him.

Cheery: Terry, it’s okay. Just breathe for me!

General Clover prepares to take another blast at the beast as it growls.

General Clover: cackles And the mighty shall fall!

Then, Joan shows up in her GP Van

Joan: No father!

General Clover looks at Joan. General Clover blast again, only for this time to hit near Miss Frankie, who falls near the werehog as she moans.

General Clover: Francine?

Werehog: Frankie hurt?

Principal Cooke: Frankie!

Human Korvo and Human Terry: Frankie!

Miss Frankie: No I- wait, you said my name? How did you know about my name?

The Werehog leaves.

Cheery: Unbelievable. He can talk.

Human Korvo: This is impossible. How did he knew Frankie’s name?

Principal Cooke: I-I don’t know.

Cheery: Me neither

Human Korvo notices Human Terry who looks like he is having a panic attack.

Human Terry: breathing in and out Oh my god. Oh my god. That was scary as hell.

Human Korvo: No no no. Terry. You're okay. The worst is behind now. You can-

Suddenly, the Martian grabs Human Korvo by the neck as Human Korvo screams.

Human Terry: KORVY!

Martian: Finally got you now Opposites! Now, I can teach you a lesson in leaving me in the shadows!

Human Korvo feels his breath shortening. But then, his eyes starts glowing aquamarine as he grabs Martian by the left arms and throws him to a building as Martian screams in pain.

Cheery: Alright Korvo!

Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie: Woah!

Human Korvo groans in pain and he collapses to the ground. Human Terry rushes up to him. As he takes a deep breath and gets up, Human Korvo then notices monstrous teeth and gasp as he covers them with his hand and gets out his pills.

Human Korvo: Does anyone have any water?!

Cheery: I do. grabs a water bottle and hands it to Korvo as she opens the lid

Dr. Janiz arrives and then gasp upon seeing Human Korvo’s birth mark on his neck as she began to feel a connection towards it. Human Korvo chugs the water down.

Dr. Janiz: whispering What? It can’t be…

Human Korvo notices Dr. Janiz. Dr. Janiz then backs away as she began to notice something familiar about Human Korvo. Then, General Clover starts driving off to follow the werehog.

General Clover: Come here, you sack of shit!

Dr. Janiz: General! Wait! held out her hand

Principal Cooke feels the pain in his head again as Ms. Perez, Mia and Randall arrived.

Mia: Come on Cooke, let’s head back to school!

Ms. Perez: The board meeting is starting!

Principal Cooke: O-okay...

The four teachers hold on to Cooke as they walk back to school while Human Korvo’s side effects fade away and he and Human Terry embrace.

Human Terry: Feeling better?

Human Korvo: Uh huh…

Human Terry: Wanna make out?

Human Korvo smiles in tears and pulls Human Terry in for a kiss as the two husbands moan in romantic pleasure.

Human Korvo: seductively Oh, Terry!

Human Terry: Oh yeah… moans lovingly

Human Korvo: Fuck it! Let's fuck right bloody now! moans

Later that night, the Werehog suddenly felt tired as he falls off a cliff and lands near a river. The next morning at sunrise, General Clover starts shooting everywhere while seeing images of the werehog in his mind.

General Clover: Damn it!

He then sees a van driving by as he shoots near it

General Clover: Got you now!

Barry West: General, stop! It’s me West!

General Clover: West? How did you-

Barry helps put the gun down

General Clover: Barry! Thank god! We have to find the Werehog! Before SWAT does! They’re out there you know! Everywhere! But it’s up to us! It’s always been up to us!

Barry West: Don’t worry sir. We’ll get the werehog. West to base. Inform Joan, that her father’s been found. listens to something shocking She’s where?!

Later at a school board meeting…

Principal Cooke: Joan, I’m sorry. But, we don’t want to risk losing any of our students.

Joan: I understand but we're doing what we can.

Ms. Perez: To be honest, we’re not sure. But, if any of our students go near a chemical or toxic or any of that dangerous stuff that you have, they’ll get infected.

Joan: I know...but I promise we won't-

General Clover: appears out of nowhere STOP! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY! shoves a security guard Or this school spends the entire school year aims a laser gun at Cooke without a principal…

Principal Cooke: WHAT?!

Board Leader: What the fuck are you doing, General Clover?

General Clover: Starting the execution... No Principal is gonna get away with being responsible for everything bad that has ever happened to me!

Joan: No father!

General Clover: I meant it Joan I won’t allowed. That friend of your coworker Korey has ruined our lives-

Joan: Wrong father! Everything that has gone bad right now comes from only one thing. Your obsession to destroyed a beast!

General Clover: You dare to-

Miss Frankie punches General Glover in the face.

Joan: And now that same sick obsession has you waving a laser gun located in a kids learning center. Dad, it’s gone too far…

General Clover: Am I the only… who sees the truth? You’re with me are you West

Barry West: No sir! This isn’t the way!

Joan: Let it go father…

General Clover: Don't you dare order me!

As Principal Cooke starts feeling the pain again…

General Clover: Everyone I know has betrayed me… leaves

Principal Cooke falls as Miss Frankie and the others gasp.

Cheery: Frankie! We’re losing him!

Miss Frankie: What?! What the fuck are you saying?!

Back at the Solar Opposites’ house, Korvo and Terry comforts a crying Jesse after she told them about her bad day at school yesterday.

Terry: Aw, Jesse...

Korvo: They really said that?

Jesse: Yeah...sniffs

Terry: Oh Jesse-Bear, we’re so sorry the Stacies said that to you and your sister.

Jesse: crying I just don't know what I'm supposed to do. Everyone hates me. We should just move to another planet...

Terry: Aw honey. That is not true… we love you…

Korvo: And we're not moving to another planet.

Jesse: tearfully B-but I’m a freak…

Korvo and Terry gasp. Terry and Korvo becomes saddened as Terry put his hands on Jesse’s face.

Korvo: Hey. That is not true. You are a brave and kind young woman. You're just trying too hard to fit in.

Terry: Yeah. It doesn’t matter if you’re alien or human in disguise. You are our brave little special lady. You’re an amazing daughter, an amazing sister and an amazing friend. The way took care of this Wall People, the amazing pronunciation you did the pronunciation bee and the bravery you’ve shown when defeating a Deeno and a white goobler. But it wasn’t because of that, it was because of your kindness and humility, that has shaped you into a brave teenage girl that you already are today.

Jesse smiles.

Jesse: tearfully hugs Korvo and Terry Thanks guys…

Terry: Anytime, kiddo.

Phoebe sees them and smiles. Then, Yumyulack, Sonya and Pupa jump on their dads and sister as they join in on the hug. Korvo laughs. Terry suddenly blushes and smiles at Korvo. The two husbands then kiss, then a doorbell is heard.

Phoebe: Hmm? I wonder who that could be

Korvo checks outside the window and gasp to see Doc. Green.

Korvo: Doc. Green?

Korvo then turns into his human form and heads downstairs. Human Korvo then opens the door as he gasp.

Doctor Green: Thank goodness we found you! There’s something you’re not gonna like.

Human Korvo: What the fuck are you talking about?!

Later, Human Korvo, Human Terry and Phoebe are terrified after hearing over what happened as Miss Frankie grows incredibly distraught.

Miss Frankie: A-are you sure?

Doctor Green: The werehog, Cooke, their bodies can’t barely survive without each other. Korey, they’re dying.

Human Korvo, Human Terry, Phoebe and Miss Frankie gasp in horror as the heart monitor still beeps.

Doctor Green: You were right Korey. The nutrient bath was a tragic mistake.

Miss Frankie: No. I don’t believe this. My boyfriend is a half monster now? starts to cry No. This can’t be happening. Not him, no! Not the man that I love. cries into Phoebe’s chest as she comforts her

Human Korvo: Oh my God. How did this happened?! How did Principal became a Werehog?

Doctor Green: It was our fault. We were testing the nutrient bath out for a victim named Scott Banar, but then it malfunctioned and Principal fell in, which ended up creating his own beast, which also caused it to be separate their two bodies. It turns out you were right Korey. We’re sorry we doubted you. It turns out be a dangerous as you told us earlier.

Human Korvo gasp as he looks back at Doctor Green.

Human Korvo: Well, is there anything we can do to save him?

Doctor Green: There is a slim chance, but let’s not fool ourselves. These could risk at dire consequences.

Miss Frankie: tearfully Please Doc, it has to work. My boyfriend is in big trouble. He has to rejoin the beast. I don’t care if he’s a half monster now. I still love him.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Let us help you doc! Principal is one of our best friends! Korey knows how to reverse this. So, can you please trust him?

Doctor Green looks at Human Korvo giving him a stern look, then Doctor Green relents as he sighs.

Doctor Green: Okay. If you say so. But first, Korey, in order to save Principal we must find the Werehog…

Human Terry looks back at Principal Cooke worriedly while Human Korvo puts a comfort hand on Human Terry’s shoulder. Later, in the ship, Cheery starts getting started on the thing for Cooke so she can find a cure, Barry then comes in

Barry: Any luck?

Cheery: No. But luckily, this machine would really help Cooke.

Barry however began to feel unsure about this as he looks around the ship.

Barry: You know, I'm starting to have doubts.

Cheery: Wh-what do you mean?

Barry: I j-just don’t feel like I can trust Korey anymore

Cheery: But he's an amazing scientist!

Barry: I know but, the truth is… I don’t really think this plan is a good idea

Cheery grows shocked.

Cheery: How can you say that?!

Barry says nothing.

Cheery: H-how could you say that?! Barry, my friend is in trouble! Cooke might be sick or something. We have to do something! This epidemic is ruining everyone’s lives! What choice do we have?!

Barry then charges up his powers as he refuse to listen.

Barry: I’m sorry…

Cheery: What are you-

Barry charges and his electric powers spread around the lab destroying everything in sight. It then hits Cheery who screams, but then…

Human Korvo: Cheery! Is that you what’s going on-

Human Korvo gasps, then the electrify hits Human Korvo’s diamond on his robe as it hits Barry who screams in pain and then an explosion occurred that knocks Human Korvo out. A few minutes later, an ambulance came as it takes a comatose Human Korvo, with his eyes closed, to the hospital while his family watches in tears, total distraught and worry as they talk to the paramedics.

Human Terry: Oh God... cries

Human Jesse: tearfully Is our dad gonna be okay?

Paramedic: We’re not sure. But, there was no sign of any fatal injury so, we’ll let you know. Take care.

Human Yumyulack: tearfully Thank you…

As the ambulance with Human Korvo in it drives away, Human Terry falls onto his knees and starts crying in anguish. Phoebe and the kids hug their father as they comfort their father as he continues crying while tears are shown slightly in their eyes.

Human Terry: crying Korvo...

As Phoebe and the kids continue to comfort Terry, a scene fades to a blond short hair woman, who surprisingly looks exactly like Cheery, looks around the destroyed ship as she grows confused and shock.

Woman: Where the fuck am I?

To be continued…

[notsocheezy]

Brain Curd #127

Brain Curds are lightly edited flash fiction - practically first drafts - posted daily (haven't missed one yet!) and sometimes written with the express intention of being terrible… but, you know, in an endearing way. Please like and reblog if you enjoy - the notes keep me going!

He's gonna be Frank with you. Read the rest of The Frank Program here on Tumblr!

“Welcome back to The Frank Program. I’m Big Mike, your host for the day, since Frankie-boy couldn’t make it. But you won’t want to miss this episode, because our guest is rising pop-star icon, Rhonda Pope! Welcome to the program.”

“Thank you for having me, Mike.”

“On this show, we usually jump right into the questions, but I know you’re nervous, so let’s loosen up a little, shall we?” Mike pulled a bottle of whiskey from under the desk and set a couple shot glasses next to it on the table. He poured both of them and slid one over to Rhonda.

“Oh… uh… I don’t drink, actually.”

Mike had already downed his shot. “Oh well, more for me.” He took hers and threw it back. “Anyway, I’m relaxed now. The great thing about podcasting is no one can tell me what to do. It’s great. It’s like a vacation. Anyway… Let’s try an ice breaker: If you had to choose between Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris, who would you fuck, marry, and kill?”

“I do not feel comfortable answering that question.”

“Yeah, ha ha ha,” Big Mike giggled. “I don’t blame you. Actually I wrote that question down a few weeks ago, it’s got nothing to do with recent events.” He held up his hands. “Okay? It’s a perfectly normal edgy kind of question.”

Rhonda sat in quiet discomfort.

“The internet is gonna have a field day with this. They hate me. They all hate me because I’m not afraid to tell it like it is.” Mike remembered what he was supposed to be doing. “Sorry about that, let’s get back to you. What’s it like finally catching your big break, years after the release of your first single?”

“It’s amazing, actually. I’ve always just, mostly tried to make sure I was making something I like, something I want to listen to, because I think as an artist you need to start from a personal place. So yeah, I stand by all of my previous releases even if they didn’t get the same attention as Bi-Bye Bitch. And I think my new fans are diving into my singles from last year, and even earlier, and they’re finding more of what they love about that song, but still unique. It’s a beautiful thing.”

“I can tell you that for me, personally, I’ve had Cigarette Burn stuck in my head every minute since I heard it. It’s exceptionally catchy.”

“Thank you. I -”

“Like, no, no, no, listen. It’s too catchy. I can’t get it out of my head, it’s driving me off the edge.”

“I’m… sorry?”

“You’re good.”

“Thanks. Uh…”

“Is it true that your record label dropped you last year?”

“It is, yeah. I had to get a job as a waitress to make ends meet.”

“Their loss, huh?”

“Yeah, I think indie pop really is the way of the future. My label never knew what to do with my music, you know? They couldn’t decide if it was for the gays or the girlies, but it was always for the gay girlies, you know what I mean? It’s that intersection.”

“Is there still a place in the pop world for megahits and superstars?”

“I guess so? But it’s never going to be like it was when I was a kid. Everyone knew the top forty because it was on the radio, and people were listening. Every year had its signature biggest song, but now? Monoculture is dead. Pop culture is dead. Nothing gets that big anymore. Everything is regional and demographical and, like, calculated to appeal to the most people and they still can’t do it. I’m lucky, you know? Because I’m getting popular enough to be self-sustaining, but I don’t have all the overhead the labels do. They spend more than anything else on marketing.”

“That’s old media for you. Do you see them sticking around?”

“I don’t think anyone really knows what’ll happen.”

Just then, the door to the studio slammed open, and Frank walked in with his arm over Daryl’s shoulder. “We… are… BACK!”

Mike furrowed his brow. “We. Are. Recording!”

“Get outta my seat, Michael. Shoo.”

Mike groaned and moved to the next seat over. Frank adjusted his microphone as Daryl returned to the dusty chair in the corner.

“It’s getting really crowded…” Rhonda shrank in her seat.

“Well too bad, darlin’. If you don’t like it, head on out.”

“Hey!” Mike punched Frank’s shoulder. “Do you know how hard it was to get her to come on the show?”

“I don’t know a damn thing about this girl, Mikey. Can’t imagine I care. Nothing you can say to me can ruin my mood. I got my boy back!”

“Wow,” Rhonda said half-heartedly. “Congrats! I think I’m gonna head home, actually… yeah.” She got up, grabbed her purse, and walked out before anyone could stop her.

Mike’s jaw hung open. “Why? Why, Frank? Why couldn’t you just stay home today?”

“Because it’s my show.”

“But you have no idea what you’re even doing!”

“I don’t need to. All that matters is family and making something I’m proud of.”

“What the fuck are you talking about, man? Ugh, forget it.” Mike threw down his headphones and stormed out of the studio.

“Well’n, I guess that’s all for today’s episode of The Frank Program. Thank you all for letting me be Frank with you. See you next time.”

[multifandom-lesbian09]

Hey so I watched all of “My Life With the Walter Boys” today and wrote down my commentary.

“What a way to tell someone her parents are dead.”

“Ginger woman! Ginger woman!”

“You guys have nine boys, at least one of them’s gotta be gay.”

“Oh I’m so sorry, continue being upset about your… situation.”

“I would actually kill myself before I had to stay in a house with nine boys.”

“That one’s gay. I’m calling it; he has a gay haircut. If it’s not the 90’s and you have a Shawn Hunter Haircut, there is no way you’re not fruity.”

“Y’all just ran outta good names, didn’t you? Benny.”

“FARKLE? WHY IS HE WEARING FLANNEL AND PLAYING A GUITAR?”

“I’m afraid of actually liking this show. Like, that is the most Wattpad name. My Life With the Walter Boys, like… no.”

“A stable family life? You keep an emo Farkle upstairs, what about that is stable?”

“What is that shirt? Oh my god, how many of you are gay?”

“That title makes me want to do things to myself that I don’t normally want to do. Bad things.”

“You, I don’t like you, you can go die.”

“Kill yourself, that’s what I think.”

“I don’t know who she is, but she’s very pretty. I hope she ends up being gay.”

After she introduces herself and says she’s from New York. “And I’m very pretty and my parents are dead.”

“She just did the Hannah Montoya Main Character smile. I bet she wants to go lay in the road while it rains.”

“Her name is Jackie Howard, and she is froM NEW YORK BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU GET TO CALL HER NEW YORK. COLE.”

“Don’t sit her next to your girlfriend. That’s dumb. You’re dumb.”

“Oh, so you're an emo and a nerd.”

“Oh no he bought her lunch, it’s the end of my life! You’ve literally known her for a day.”

“He looks like if Sam Winchester was a Chad. And a cat.”

“You can’t look that much like Jared Padalecki and be such a DICK.”

“Yeah. Me too. But also I think that I deserve ice cream after watching that performance because it was kinda cringy.”

“What are you gonna do? Stand there and watch her eat? Go away.”

“I was gonna say that this better not be a Marcus and Ginny thing, but Marcus is superior and you can go kill yourself.”

“Why are the mediocre looking ones the ones we’re worried about? Let’s look at the Shawn Hunter looking ones.”

“Oh, so he does have a tragic backstory. Because… he can’t play football. What a terrible life he has. With his… multiple girlfriends.”

“Why did you just say oh my word? You’re a teenage girl, say fuck.”

“I don’t think that’s how it works. This has the logic of a Wattpad story, too.”

“Preppy Longstocking? Is this a Disney show?”

“OH. OH. THEY’RE GAY. I LITERALLY CALLED IT FOR BOTH OF THEM. I’M SO GOOD.”

“You’re becoming friends! And that’s really good because I love your face.”

“Bro said he peaked his sophomore year…”

“NO, STOP. NATHAN NO.”

“NO. WHAT THE HELL GUYS. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, COLE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU.”

“Your brother… and your friend… is in the HOSPITAL. So why don’t we go SEE HIM? Stop MAKING OUT.”

“OH THEY KISSED. OH MY GOD YAAaaaaAAAaY.”

“Yes, she’s holding her banana up to you. Because she’s choosing you.”

About how it shouldn’t have taken Will and Haley breaking up for him to realize she’s more important than any job… “No, it shouldn’t have.” *starts singing Just Give Me a Reason*

“Yes! Jesus Christ, I’ve been telling you people to go to the courthouse since the first episode and you didn’t LISTEN TO ME.”

After Skylar and Nathan kiss “Literally I’m so happy that they’re together. I knew he was the gay one.”

“Screw all of you guys for getting me invested in this show.”

“Who’s Morgan, and why are we ignoring her?”

Reading the note that Cole wrote Jackie “nothing is broken that can’t be fixed…” *starts singing Just Give Me a Reason: the sequel*

When Jackie and Cole are making out “STOP. STOP THAT YOU DUMB FUCKS YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T DO THAT! THIS CAN'T BE A REPEAT ARE YOU SHITTING ME?”

“No, because she’s in the wherever with Cole. Because it happened again, because Cole’s a dick. A DICK, I SAY.”

When Jackie is on the plane back to NY “Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? REALLY? You dicks.”

[iboatedhere]

Same anon. Thank you for clearing things up 🙂

I completely agree with you that fans that have brought up TK putting his hands on Carlos or other violent moments on the show are giving crickets on the show regarding the way Carlos behaved in that scene in the finale or excusing his behaviour and actually calling it hot. It is not only hypocritical but just so ignorant.

I am a Carlos fan, but I will never be afraid to call out the things and moments I don't like.

Now if this was a show where the writers actually liked to follow up and revisit storylines (the biggest victim of this lack of follow-up is probably Carlos), then I would love to see Carlos really take a look at what he was about to do and whether he can truly reconcile who he is and what he believes in with his job because I think if he was honest with himself, it would be a big fat NO.

I think the unfortunate thing about Lone Star being a spin-off is that the writers feel like they have to have a similar setup to the OG, which is probably the biggest reason Carlos is a cop.

Carlos thinking all of that about the Rangers—he had that shit ready to go—but not seeing it within himself and the APD….what the absolute fuck. He’s been a cop for how long? He’s done how many shady things? Dating back to making sure he was the one who arrested Michelle for violating her very deserved restraining order so nothing really happened to her. He’s been picking and choosing what laws to follow for years apparently.

He shouldn’t be doing this job anymore because he shouldn’t have a job. How do you get away with that? How does O’Brien or the lead Ranger guy let him get away with that? The writers and Tim are definitely not going for “see how corrupt the whole situation is” so the only other option is that we’re supposed to be on Carlos’ side.

Tim made it very clear that he’s not interested in having mains that aren’t first responders so it’s cop, detective, or Ranger for Carlos. I’m afraid next season is going to be worse where he’s gonna let this shit consume him (even though he already had that chat with Owen) and he’ll be off the rails again. He’s a half episode away from from pulling an Athena and laughing about emptying her gun into a guy.

[alloutofgoddesses]

PJO TV Thoughts

S1,E6

(There will be book mentions/spoilers)

Can’t lie to y’all im on my second week of this semester and already just so eepy

Okay the first line does tell you exactly what’s happening in this dream but I was so confused by it being Percy’s headmaster from Yancy

Anyway omg I swear you can see Luke in the reflection like it’s gonna be so obvious it’s not Clarisse on rewatches

WE GOT “Little Hero”

Cracker Barrel! What o would give to eat at a Restaurant rn

A SECOND SEAWEED BRAIN HAS HIT THE PERCABETH TOWERS

(I am aware others have made that joke)

Omg hi Luke

Good not being sus Luke

ARREST HER?!?! Percy wtf

Luke I’m positive you would know what Ares is like

OOP if Luke picks up on it IMMEDIATELY…

The episode is titled “A Zebra Takes Us To Vegas” AND WE INLY GET A SECOND OF A ZEBRA ON SCREEN?!?!

Anybody else see the Geia fashion billboard or just me

Way to be obvious about it

“I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm/where the music don’t stop for life” I think that Levitating was chosen WITH INTENTION for these lyrics only

ODYSSEY MENTION

Graphic novels do count

ODYSSEUS MENTION

Oh besties… the lotus eaters have upgraded darlings

WISE GIRL WISE GIRL WEE WOO WEE WOO IT’S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM

The fact that they haven’t shown Grover eating garbage yet… cowards. COWARDS.

I do think that them knowing takes tension out of it but they think that it’s okay unless they eat something

CASTELLAN LORE ALREADY

A Saytr?? I’m saying that TV screen image is a sun so APOLLO MENTION

A gay satyr?!!! The subtext

Oh? I’m compelled certainly what kind of magic does the Lotus have to convince satyrs Pan is there

DREAM TALK

Like you can see extras wearing dated clothes but it’s just not the same

Also I’m waiting for others to find the di Angelos, I know I’m not gonna be able to find anything

(If they cut it out I will lose it)

Are the employees also under the spell? I would have to assume so

Uh oh Grover is forgetting

HE’S HERE

The way his face fell… I’m afraid LMM is eating as Hermes

BTW I saw someone say LMM was a bad choice as Hermes because canonically Hermes has the most children and they don’t think LMM is sexy enough for that… girlie do you not remember what happened when Hamilton came out be SO FOR REAL

At first I thought I wouldn’t be able to seperate actor from character but he’s doing such a good job that’s Hermes I’m sorry (no I’m not)

ORPHEUS MENTION (I’ve helped others [get into the Underworld] before)

Are the fields Italy? Once again folks I’m not gonna be able to find it so I’m reaching out to

Someone looks back I’m guessing

Oh babey the lore the tension

HEY WHAT WAS THAT

My guess is something to do with Gabe or as one brilliant Twitter user said, Percy’s first time at boarding school

YEAH ANNABETH MOVE BABY YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT

(Also how the fuck can Hermes do that)

Sure buddy see you next season

“This was all just a waste of time. We don’t have time to waste.” Oh Annabeth I’m so sorry for what you’re about to learn

I love all the helmets and stuff really lets you know what’s going on

Oh noooooo oh boy oh buddy oh wow that hurt

Sorry he’s making Hermes feel so empathetic which is exactly how he is in the books. He’s good!

OOP

Were those the di Angelos? They were brunette and small (still reaching)

Oh so that’s why they mentioned days earlier I see

HIS KEYS?

Are George and Martha on there are they wondering what’s happening

CENTRAL AIR BABEY

Oh no Percy’s forgetting too

Just rip him out and leave besties

Oh geez they’re never leaving at this rate

Damn there’s that fatal flaw again Percy

RIP Grover playing a human hunter game I will never forget you

Annabeth it was good it really was but you’re right. He is the god of thieves.

Oh boy now we know why they let him drive though

Me when I first started learning how to drive standard

Just in case you forgot Percy is a New Yorker

Oh NO bestie got distracted looking at the princess (his words not mine though I agree) next to him

NO DON’T TURN OFF THE LIGHT I WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE ANYTHING

What did I just say. What is happening on screen

Oh boyyyyyy

He’s just three apples tall

Oh it’s so much worse underwater

SEAWEED HAIR

Wait… were AFTER the summer solstice? WHY

Exactly Percy you gotta finish it

YEEAHHHHHHH

Four?!?! What about ‘you will fail to save what matters most in the end?’ He better lose one I stg

Next ep trailer

Okay so who’s eye is in the credits what do we think

Crusty’s!

Desert and terrible forest?

Okay yeah he definitely loses one or uses one to trick someone or something he said said “you guys leave with my mom”

Oh wait what if he uses it on Crusty… Disney let Percy actually be violent

SWORD FIGHT NEXT EP? At least the beginning

HOLD FAST MOM OHHHHHHHHH OUCH

BONUS: Hermes in cat form

[alaanz]

I love the seriousness and natural approach that the last episode of between us took.

Both of them went through something very distressing. Team almost drowned again and Win almost saw team drown in front of him. And they were both effected by what happened in different ways.

Win backed away, afraid of having to lose someone that is starting to become very important to him. He’s never had anything that has truly been his before and so this is the first time he’s experiencing this feeling, and it scares him. Seeing someone almost die in front of you is gonna fuck you up regardless, but it just mixed with all of Wins insecurities that he’s not dealt with yet and resulted in him moving away.

Team just went through his second near death experience and relived the trauma he went through from when he was younger. What he needed most was someone to lean on, someone there to hold him up when his life was fucked around again. He needs this stability and normality to ground him in the present and stop him from going back to when he was younger. On the first night Win is able to offer him this which was very beneficial for team and gave him what he needed right then. But then the next day Win completely blocked him out.

There’s no doubt that Win leaving will have reminded team of his own brother. Team feels immense guilt over what happened to his brother (I’m not sure is he’s dead or not) and so Win now leaving, the guilt is just going to grow. He was reckless again and now another important person to him has left. This guilt over his own actions won’t have just left when Win came back in the evening. This is something he’s going to keep hold of, knowing that Win could have ended the same way that his brother once did.

Next episode I hope that we’ll see Win and Team talk more about Team’s past and what he’s going through. Re-living trauma is going to leave an effect on him and there’s no way he’s going to easily move past this. And from the looks of the trailer for next episode we might just get this.

Also, side note, I LOVE WAAN AND TUL! Nah like actually, they’re such an interesting side couple and have a really interesting story going on. Both characters are so engaging and their chemistry is so good. I’m honestly really looking forward to how their relationship progresses through the season.

And once again, loving the extra little insights into Dean. I love this man and it just adds more depth to his characters, which is so cool.

[majoringinsarcasm]

CUT THE MOTHER FUCKING CAMERAS WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

SHE GAVE UP HER EMBLEM?????? SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP

“It carried a mother promise” what if I FUCKING DIED WHAT IF I SCATTERED KINDLY STOP IT

I literally don’t know how to handle myself. If this really is Jaune then his death flash are now at a 15/10 but if it’s not then WHERE IS HE I DONT LIKE EITHER OPTION

Please let Jaune be the creature the knight is riding on I’m gonna throw up I’m so anxious

I need to lay down I’m so worried about literally everything

So.

So I feel like “killing” it will have consequences. Not saying they were wrong to do so I mean consequences as a result of an action not necessarily a punishment. I’m just worried it’s gonna pull a hydra and come back in more forms. But why was this one attacking when the other one was afraid of Neo? CC made it seem like there was only One Jabberwalker but surly that can’t be the case?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS NEO

OH NOOOOOOOOO

Ok so all my questions have just been answered FUCKING RUN AWAY

It’s reminding Weiss of the Atlas evacuations I’m gonna scream

JUNIPER????

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

I’m so sorry to anyone reading this next sentence I mean it only emotionally but I’m killing myself im ending it all right now I am actually going to jump into a hole in the ground and be reclaimed FUCK

So he’s gonna die right? He’s gonna die here? Not in this episode but he’s dying or he’s not coming back huh? Cause that’s the implications I’m getting. All you Jaune haters I hope you’re happy meet me in the parking lot I’m fighting each and every one of you I AM SO SERIOUS I CANNOT LOSE HIM HE IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO ME??? IF HE DIES I WILL NOT RECOVER IF HE SCARIFIES HIMSELF TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT HAPPENED WITH PENNY I WONT SURVIVE

Nobody talk to me

[randomidiocyncrazies]

just saw the newest ep of Gwitch and oh boy it’s a wild ride!

Suletta’s insecurities are extremely relatable to me—the stuff about needing to be useful or else nobody would want you, how she gives up on something she wants because someone else wants it too, and the way she’s trying to convince herself that it’s not a big deal if there’s no lunch for her really tugged at my hearstrings (and like, the few times I did say something in a similar situation, I always feel like everyone else is judging me for ‘overreacting’, and it makes me feel like i’m a petty bitch for claiming my fair portion? idk). luckily my parents are genuinely supportive and aren’t planning to use me in their revenge scheme lol

I’m so pleased Mio and Suletta’s misunderstanding is resolved, and in such a cute way too! ngl i wished Miorine didn’t hit her like that, but over all the reconciliation scene is very heartwarming. i appreciated that Suletta was able to express her feelings, and Miorine is able to tell her clearly that she’s happy to have met Suletta and glad that Suletta is a part of her life... istg i’ll be soo mad if they aren’t reunited by the end of next episode!

Onto other characters: Delling and Prospera’s conversation is really intriguging, because it seems like they’re... collaborating? Delling not having a visible reaction to the “Elnora Sayama” name drop is kinda funny, either because he knows who Elnora is, but doesn’t care/already knows, or because he honestly doesn’t know who tf this Elnora person is—both possibilities are interesting. So I guess the thing is: what is Point Zero? Given that Prospera brings up Aerial reaching Parmet 6, it’s probably something to do with surpassing the limits of raising Parmet scores? Delling is pretty obsessed with the “curse of Gundams”, as well as having been “afraid of witches”.

I also wonder how Shaddiq, Jeturk, and Guel will come out of this coup, if they come out at all—I think it’s very likely that Jeturk Sr. won’t survive, since it’d force Lauda and Guel to take action; at the very least, if it was known that Grasseley was involved, then Lauda, as the de facto successor of Jeturk Heavy Machinery, would have to declare hostilities against the responsible parties (assuming Jeturk’s involvement isn’t leaked and Guel hasn’t resurfaced in public—even if Jeturk Sr.’s involvement is leaked, the companies would still be enemies).

As for Guel, he had already noticed that the terrorists are piloting Jeturk machines—how long before he realizes his father is involved with arming them? What actions will he take, when his controlling father is endangered by these same terrorists? (Like, I really want Guel to become a communist and decide to fuck off from the corporate world, but. who knows what’s gonna happen. Probably form a rivalry with the Earthian Witch who isn’t Sophie, since Sophie is gunning for Suletta as her rival?)

Now, Shaddiq. For all his supposed fondness for Miorine, he’s stone cold with the whole “if luck is with her, she’ll survive” thing. That said, I personally don’t think it’s because of her rejection of him—or at least, I hope it’s not. Given that Shaddiq had apparently been planning to destroy the Benerit Group for a while now, and had recruited followers for that purpose (his girl posse), I don’t think his motivations are decided by a failed relationship. Even in another universe where he did get together with Miorine, I think he’ll still put her in danger if it was useful to his goals.

I’m really interested about his exact relationship with his squad—who are these girls? how did he find them, and why are they loyal to him? while he only trusts himself to deliver the final blow, why does he also seem to trust them with his ambitions?—as well as his motivation in breaking up the Benerit Group, and whether he perceives that to be beneficial to his adoptive father, Grasseley as a group, or both (or neither!)

it’s also interesting that Grasseley and Jeturk will potentially suffer losses (leadership, the public’s trust, etc), so Peil Tech might emerge as the winner of this coup—while the Benerit Group would splinter without Delling’s tyrannical influence, it’s possible that both Grasseley and Jeturk might lose a lot of market value if certain things about the coup come to light.

Nika... i honestly don’t know if she’s gonna get killed off (after all, the leader of the terrorists is apparently her father figure, so that’s another prime opportunity for “parents harming their children”), or if she’ll survive to either move away from their ideology, or to double down on it after tragedy happens. I hope she survives, but I honestly don’t know if the writers will kill her for drama/tragedy next episode.

(as for the Earth House kids other than Nika and Chuchu... i feel like they’ll be wiped out, to underscore the tragedy and seriousness of the entire situation—it’d give Suletta and Chuchu + Nika motivation to fight against whoever was responsible for their deaths too.)