#i’m so eepy omg

[tetzoro]

gooood morning and happy monday friendz ! i hope you all have a wonderful day and it sets you up for a great week ahead !! sending out lots of good energy ᰔ

[crybaby-bkg]

“I thought I was supposed to be the old person in this relationship,” Toji’s voice rings out in the previously quiet atmosphere, makes your head whip up in surprise. your concentration is broken from your prior engagement, hands slowing as you can’t help the smile that grows on your face at his teasing.

“Crocheting is for any and all ages,” you snark back at him, taking in how he watches the way your hands still move rhythmically—yarn over, pull through two loops, yarn over, pull through the last two, chain four, repeat. “You weren’t talking shit when I made you that sweater for your birthday.”

“Yeah I did, cause it itched like all hell.” He teases, makes you stick your tongue out at him playfully. he wore that sweater everywhere, to the point you damn near had to rip it off of him to put it in the wash. (the only times he didn’t wear it was when he knew he’d get it dirty while doing his…business ventures, which you didn’t mind. you’d rather he go a day without wearing it than googling how to wash blood out of a crocheted sweater that took you weeks to make.)

by the time you snap back to reality, Toji has already crossed the room, standing in front of where you sit cross legged in the comfy recliner he brought just for when you crocheted. it takes you aback by how quickly he moved, so silently, face suddenly warm as you look up at him from under your lashes. his eyes are dark, shadowed by his fringe, his hands in his pockets, his head cocked to the side. he looks devious.

“What are you cooking up in that pretty little head of yours?” you ask him, finally pausing your hands as you rest them in your lap. but Toji doesn’t let you, no. instead, he holds them back up in front of your face as he sinks to his knees in front of you, his smile wide and evil, pulling your legs from under you as he settles them on his shoulders.

“Don’t worry ‘bout it,” he croons to you, kissing the inner part of your knee, eyes still glued to your burning face. “Just keep doing your little old lady hobby while I busy myself.” without warning, he pulls your sleep shorts to the side, grinning when he’s met with the bare beauty that is your pussy. you shudder at the air that breezes past you, try to focus on chaining when he squeezes at your thighs with warm, veiny hands.

“But I can’t focus on counting my stitches when your face is between my legs.” you pout to him, hoping it’ll sway him to eat you out and then let you continue your project. but he doesn’t put his mouth on you until you start again, rewards you with a single wet, smacking kiss where you need it most.

“Guess you’re gonna have to learn how to multitask, sweetheart.” Toji grins before he licks a long stripe from taint to clit, your hands hiccuping in their movements. you can feel his smile more than see it, and come to the realization that he’s an evil, evil man. (you have to recount your stitches more than once, and even after you’re fucked out from euphoria and bliss, you still think you’re missing a few.)

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

i don’t think enough people have realized that your agab is just whatever the doctor said you were once. doesn’t mean shit really

[something-something-peaceful]

Remember when dark versions of YouTubers were a thing? Would the dark versions of now canceled YouTuber (I’m specifically mentioning the ones that have been cancelled for good reason) be like actually good people? Like “hi I’m (insert opposite version of name), I’m not racist and I’ve never talked to a kid in a weird way. I love my partner and we met under very normal circumstances.”

[odysseusilver]

How did I JUST realize that Matthew McNulty is Grimaud in the musketeers??? I swear they did some magic to that man because he looks SOOOOO different as Edward Little it’s actually confusing me a bit

[spoofyleaf]

Wait if MK and SWK were born from the same stone egg (I’m assuming that’s what season 4 was implying??) then,,, then. Are they..? Brothers?

In season 5 please may I get big and little brother energy

[nonsensepond]

The sudden Clefurion brainrot is hitting kinda hard rn

Ough…..I’m also eepy, I’ll do all the writing stuff tomorrow

[arklay]

resi 4 merchant reference in a tumblr ad… what’s going on…

[yoloyeahhh]

what if i just started carrying around stickers to give away when people do random specific things? like lil irl game achievements; congrats you sat in the third chair to my left, here’s a sticker!

[https-furina]

hello!! could i be added to the taglist?

hello sweetheart !! (sorry i was asleep ahsjsj) yes of course you can <3

[babyniigo]

i think niigo miku is also a regressor :) niigo taking care of her would be so cute !! since she’s all alone and doesn’t know much about the outside world, she doesn’t really understand the feeling of regressing, but niigo soothes her and helps her understand and softly takes care of her

Little! Miku and CG! Niigo ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა · °

Omg yeah! I think it starts when Niigo give her a cats cradle to complete, and she feels so fuzzy and small when they coo at how well she’s doing

Mizuki is the one who notices and they all become her CGs ૮ σ̴̶̷̤ . σ̴̶̷̤ ྀིა

She is very confused and quiet little at first, not sure why her head is so fuzzy but she feels so happy when they coo at her and play with her

Mizuki reassures her immediately ofc ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა !!

“Are you feeling small? That’s okay! It just means you’re regressed and we will take care of you, don’t you worry!”

I think Niigo find so much joy, comfort and peace in caring for her, because being in a caregiver headspace makes them feel so happy too

Ena loves to come to the Sekai and dress Miku in cozy clothing, undo her hair and softly brush it for her while Miku sits on her lap, before she cuddles her ૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა

Mizuki loves to pick her up and play with her, always bringing her new toys and doll for the two of them to play with ໒꒰ྀི˶˃ᆺ˂˶꒱ྀི১

Kanade loves napping with her baby, they eventually have enough blankies and plushies in the Sekai that Kanade just cradles miku in her arms and sings her to sleep ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ - ꒱ྀི১ 💤

Mafuyu loves to cradle her in her lap, and read her soft story books, making special sounds and pointing at characters while miku clings to her ς꒰ ´‌ ତ ˋ‌ς ꒱ა

I think by being miku’s caregiver, they all feel at peace because they are healing their inner child and both them and miku feel completely at peace and calmness ૮ ོ≧ ⩊ ≦ ོ𑁬

She’s a very non verbal little, and has one of those clip on pacifiers, so if she’s feeling small she has her paci on and it helps niigo know when she’s regressed ૮꒰ ྀི◜๑◝ ꒱ა

So, she randomly pops up on their screen and they all rush to the Sekai to play with the baby!

They always fight over who gets to cuddle her!!! They all want a chance to hold their baby

I think Miku struggles a bit with human emotions, but the one that she feels the most when she’s small is overstimulation, and it makes her cry. She gets scared easily! ૮ ⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝ ྀིა

Hence, they pick her up, shush her gently, wipe her tears and coo at her softly,

“Shhh, it’s okay baby, you’re okay! Was that too loud? We’re sorry we promise to speak softer from now.”

Niigo set her up a little play area that’s sooo cozy so she can relax in it with them, she loves baby shakers and the soft baby tunes she can make with them!!!

Also I’m firm believer of kitty niigo miku, she has kitty tendencies she wants to be picked up, and wants to cling to them and loves to nuzzle her head against them ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა · ° ᙆᙆᙆ

Miku lays her head on their chest for cuddle eepy times, cause their human heart beat is her favorite lullaby!  zᶻ૮˶- ﻌ -˶ა⌒)ᦱ

AUTHOR RANTTT I LOVE THIS

this is my favorite thing ever I might make it a fanfic

Also like caregiver headspace is so underrated, cgs also feel so happy to care for their little ueuejeje

[honeytama]

matt honeycutt… recliner… his IG story has my brain going a million miles a minute i’m afraid

omg srry for the late answer!! but YEAH UHMMM UHH i’m thinking like 2 things, dichotomy of woman i suppose , fluff n horny 18 + under the cutt

cw/tw use of daddy!

the way i hugged my phone to my chest when i opened this !!! like,,, it’s porn :/

1st thought,,, late at night after you two are sleepy eepy. he’s already sitting there and you just go right up and get comfy in his lap with your legs across the arm rests. he doesn’t gaf about how much u weigh, just sit your ass down. he’s so warm, you put your head against his chest, he gives u a kiss on the head and you two just knock tf out until morning

2nd thot,, -.- it’s giving daddy’s recliner -.- that’s a perfect recline for hopping on top and riding him when he’s lazy, but wants to get off. he’ll ask u to so sweetly. you’ll be sitting on the couch in your little shorts and tank top ready for bed, maybe reading a spicy book bc you two hadn’t talked about having sex that evening and you just NEED SMTH. and he just calls out to you,

“y/n, baby, come sit on daddy’s lap.” (i’m yelling)

your eyes pop up at the top of your book to acknowledge him & then u throw that thing into the cushions to just about prance over to him like a happy puppy.

once you get to him, he’s just in a tee and his undies, you notice his hand squeezing and rubbing himself through his boxers, and you’re like OHHH nice

without needing to think about it you give him a nod, he pulls his boxers down just enough to let his cock spring out, you take off your shorts and straddle his thighs. he helps you pull your panties to the side and guides your hips right on him :(

“my baby’s so wet already,” he praises

while adjusting to his size, “yeah, that book you got me is really good”

😐 god, pls save me

[sleepanonymous]

hello fellow worshipper ^^

so from most of II’s drum cams i’ve seen, you can barely hear Vessel’s vocals… like do you think that ever makes him sad? not being able to properly hear his pretty siren voice on stage? :(

ofc feel free to ignore, i’m just a curious dude :)

Heeey, thank you for the ask! And I’d never ignore you or anyone else (on purpose, but my object permanence is as bad as a newborn's, lol) 🖤🖤

So, I have two answers for you. My first answer is that, yes, II probably does feel some type of way about not hearing Vessel’s amazing live singing (or even the Vesselettes, or III and IV). It’s obvious he’s a fan of the music he writes with Vessel, and he gets really into it during certain songs like Atlantic, where pauses between the percussion parts exist. But if it makes you feel better, II absolutely loves what he does and fully kills it every time he goes on stage. I’m sure it’s a sacrifice he willingly makes.

My second answer is much more technical and would apply to any touring drummer/musician, not just Sleep Token, so I’m just gonna shove it under a cut to hide my nerdiness, lol (and also not to shatter anyone's illusion with how much planning and work goes into live performances).

What we hear in II’s live drum playthroughs and what II hears while playing is a lot different. Performing musicians wear unique earplugs/earphones called in-ear monitors (I’ll abbreviate them to IEMs). The IEMs have several purposes, mainly to protect musicians’ hearing and allow them to hear themselves and backtracks while performing over everything else during a concert (because concerts are loud, obviously lol). But the IEMs also enable the musicians to hear other things, like the stagehands/sound techs can speak to them, they’ll more often than not have a metronome going, and they may even have spoken cues like, “Verse Two in 4 3 2 1.”

I can guarantee that II has at least a metronome going during all of Sleep Token’s rituals. Since none of the band really speaks on stage (I don’t count III’s yelling), II also might have either Sam (his drum tech) or an automated voice telling him what song he’s playing next, along with a numbered countdown for the beginning of the song. II might even get in-the-moment verbal queues from Sam, or Sleep Token’s FOH, Thom.

This isn’t Sleep Token, but the video below is an excellent example of what I’m talking about. I don't expect everyone to watch the whole thing but it's great, tempo changes, count-ins, and everything. Flash warning, just in case.

The two screenshots are from the same video and add a bit more information on what a musician might hear in their IEMs during live shows.

I might be alone here, but I really wish Sleep Token would release at least one of the live drum recordings with an in-ear mix like the video above. I’d nerd out so hard over hearing exactly what II or any of the other Eepy guys (especially Vessel during The Summoning, omg) are hearing live in their IEMs.

I know there are people who do mockups on YouTube of Popstar’s supposed IEM mixes and I swear if I had any musical knowledge or video editing skills it would be my self-proclaimed mission to put an in-ear mix into all of Sleep Token's live shows 😅😅

[the-real-chuuya]

i like how you focused on the ballerina part and not the part where I have multiple soukoku fanfics in my docs LMAO

//OMG YES YOURE SO RIGHT

either way I’m pissed

//im sorry im eepy i stayed up for the Tyson v Paul fight but ikr

[t0ast-ghost]

Hello all to episode 29 (The City On The Edge Of Forever) I’m not making it out the other side of this…

Tallyho! :

- my entire body is tense what is happening

- Whew bones is here

- “I’d better risk a few drops of cordrazene.” “It’s tricky stuff, you sure you want to risk-” Bones immediately gives it to Sulu

- OH FUCK! He stabbed himself! Add this moment to the “his blue eyes are terrifying” collection

- Bones knows how to take out anyone on the ship. He could be a menace if he wants to

- side note: Spock could voice a documentary

- he’s gonna pop out from behind the rock- fuck that doesn’t get less funny even if I anticipate it

- Okay at least McCoy knows how to hide (he isn’t just in plain sight)

- Spock’s jaw DROPPED when he saw the guardian

- HE FUCKING NERVE PINCHED HIM

- McCoy jumped through oh my god. The idiot boyfriends have to go to save their unwell boyfriend

- Are they going to back to the Great Depression? I don’t think Spock’s ears are the most suspicious thing about them, I mean look at those shirts

- Spock almost gets hit by a car, “fascinating.”

- Kirk is thieving and Spock is so done with being here

- oh my omg outfits

- Kirk challenging Spock “sometimes I expect too much of you” he’s so offended by that. Kirk apologize.

- oh no they’ve been caught again. I’d be so much more scared of strange men in my basement… okay it makes a bit more sense now

- Jim was so done in a matter of seconds “shut up. Shut up”

- DO NOT ROMANCE SOMEONE FROM THE PAST KIRK I SWEAR TO GOD

- “We have a flop.” “A what, captain?” They get their own apartment together

- I can’t with these outfits

- “Where would you estimate we belong, Mrs Keeler?” “You— At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will. And you— you belong… in another place. I don’t know where or how. I’ll figure it out eventually.” “I’ll finish with the furnace.” “Captain. Even when he [Spock] doesn’t say it, he does.” this is such a normal conversation… no no it’s normal. I’m feeling quite normal right now. I don’t like her vibes though, they’re off

- “Social Worker Killed” Haha what.

- MCCOY IS IN THE HOUSE (wait note to self. McCoy: Party rockers in the house- Spock: Party rock is in the house. Kiss.)

- I like that McCoy is able to deduce what’s kind of happening. Oops he’s crying over past medical practices now. Let him rest he’s eepy

- NO SPOCK WAS RIGHT THERE NO

- WAIT THEYRE SAYING MCCOY SAVING EDITHS LIFE MADE IT SO THE NAZIS WON????

- “I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.” WOAHHH. MOMENT.

- McCoy at Edith: You don’t believe in aliens huh? Well, we don’t believe in you.

- Bones’s back to his old charming self

- “MCCOY?? Leonard McCoy? SPOCK!” The panic from Kirk upon discovering McCoy is near

- THEIR HUG! OMG THEYRE SO HAPPY OH MY GOD

- Jim being the one to hold back McCoy :((( at least they get to hug again

I’m screaming I’m crying I am physically sick. I need a reboot or something where the three of them are canonically actually in a relationship or so god help me

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[zara-renata]

hi. i read your recent fic “wine time with sylus” and had a lot of thoughts. i was typing them as comments in the tumblr post and decided the character limit is just not it. and then i tried to comment on your ao3 post of the fic but realized i’ll probably stain your other readers’ eyes from what i’m about to yap about. so here i am in your ask box im so sorry 😭

so anyway, WHAT A GOOD START TO MY DAY OMG. i actually read the fic earlier (right after i woke up) and was gonna start yapping away but then errands happened 😩 but now i can finally sit down and type!!

xavier’s appearance was such a lovely surprise!!! i love that he offered his support for mc in his own ways, which is so sweet eepy bunny of him 🫶🏼 BUT I AM A SYLUS RAT THROUGH AND THROUGH so i couldn’t help but mentally berate xavier for showing up the next morning and interrupting important relationship development time for crow man and mc 😤

i adore how sylus is such a wine nerd in this. and i can’t help but wonder if you, the wonderful author, are a wine nerd irl too? because the information i’ve gathered from this fic regarding wines and wine testing have been incredibly enlightening!!

and it’s amusing how mc’s thought flow and speed in this seem to be really jittery and all over the place — truly a reflection of how workaholic she’s been. and captain jenna’s “Go home, get your head on straight, and come back rested … and literate again, please.” made me ugly snort LOL

AND WHEN SYLUS HONED IN ON MC’S EXPOSED SHOULDER AND LEGS WHEN WEARING HIS CLOTHES. I SEE YOU BOI 🫵 and the way i cackled at “he is friend shaped, you will not ride the Sylus roller coaster, you will not ride the Sylus roller coaster—“

AND!!! “Yes, my heart’s delight?”!!! ARE U KIDDING ME. AHHHH!!!

and now please allow me to be unhinged for this segment but the last parts of the pic have effectively kickstarted my mind into overdrive. the POTENTIAL KINKS AND THEMES FOR THEIR, AHEM, SPICY ACTIVITIES ARE LIMITLESS. dry humping, sleepy morning sex, size training, thigh grinding, dom!sylus letting mc think she has the reigns and then he just takes over… i have more key words in mind but i shall keep them chained away for the sake of decorum 😭 AND THE LOVE BITE HE GAVE WHEN HE THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM. WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT SYLUS HUH 🤨

and if you ask me what my favorite paragraph is in this entire fic, it would be: “You lie like that for awhile, blissfully listening to his soft breathing, when suddenly you realize that pressed so close to him, you can feel every contour of his body, from your chest against his abdomen, his muscular, silk-covered thigh wedged between your legs, and his apparently very, very big dick pressing into your hip.”

no, i will not elaborate. to spare everyone from my disgraceful thoughts 🧍‍♀️

and it doesn’t help that the announcement on the upcoming multi-banner event came through right after i read the fic. i have a WHOLE NOTHER SET OF YAPPING ABOUT THAT but i shall spare you of this 😆

overall, i am the happiest sylus girlie today for that amazing fic and the new card 🫶🏼💕 WHAT A GREAT DAY, I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO

i gotta say, when i woke up this morning i did not expect to be hit with such a horny treatise, but i'm so happy that the vibe of the fic came across in the way it was intended!! i had originally written something a little more explicit, but due to the context of sylus being asleep, i was running into issues regarding consent and the whole thing ended up not feeling as hot as i think this pixel man deserves if i ever get brave enough to write full on smut for him.

first, thank you SO much for reading and for sharing your thoughts on the fic. it's such a joy to know that other people like what i'm contributing to the fandom enough to actually comment and send me asks about it. it's mind-blowing, really. i'm gonna respond to your points with a novel under the cut, including NSFW discussion if people want to avoid it.

second, i fully believe that sylus is a wine snob. he has that dialogue in the destiny cafe that he likes to repeat at me over and over when i just want something sweet from him and keep poking him, where he's like "to forge a new path, one must be... something something brave about finding new flavors" and it's the most pedantic, pretentious shit i've ever heard and i love that for him. so i definitely think it's in character that he would hold court in front of mc and insist on educating mc about his thoughts on the matter of good wine. to answer your question, i'm not a huge wine connoisseur or anything. my partner likes to think that he is, so i've absorbed information through him and also through a few wine tastings and enduring vinophiles like sylus wanting to share their knowledge over the years, but i had to google while i was writing to ensure that i was remembering everything properly. i like a decent bottle that won't give me a headache the next day with just one glass, and that's about it.

i'm also glad you enjoyed mc being a dumpster fire in this one and that it made you laugh!! and xavier is so precious and sweet, i love him so much, and i love that it's consistently hinted that he is batshit insane jealous/horny under his cute exterior. i will never pass up an opportunity to try to honor him all these aspects of him in my stories.

As for the CORE of your ask, to be completely honest i've never written smut before. this is the first time that i'm actually feeling enough inspiration to consistently write, at length, a story that seems to have an actual structure?? but i'm really just flying by the seat of my pants without a fucking plan at all. but i HAVE read a shit-ton of smut, so i'm going to see where the story takes me, and i think you really did get the vibes i was going for in this one--i wanted to build the emotional and physical intimacy through the wine tasting, and also let my take on sylus's sexuality shine through a bit. i definitely see him as utterly animalistic (biting, grinding, scenting, unhinged physical expression of bottomless hunger) contrasted with unbearable tenderness (sleepy morning kisses and fucking). i think you and i are sharing the same braincell in this respect. but like i said, i've never actually written smut before, so i hope you don't get your hopes up too high if it takes a long time to write it, or i chicken out, or if i do write it and it's as sexy as ... well, about as sexy as mc imagines mc to be).

Thanks again for sharing your thoughts!!