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i don’t think enough people have realized that your agab is just whatever the doctor said you were once. doesn’t mean shit really
#max squawks#“afabs are so” “omg amabs are” shut up forever how about#sorry i’m sleepy eepy#agabpunk#actually intersex
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@churrorat-art
It was a gift from Suns' for their 10th birthday :)
Suns got it for them cause Spears loveesss pearls, and their favorite color is red, so a red pearl necklace is perfect for them! Spears has worn it every day for 13 years straight.
#this is so rushed i’m sorry#i’m so eepy but i wanted to get this done before i went to bed#ask#<< sorta ?#my art#sleepys anthro au#rain world#rw spearmaster#seven red suns#rw sunrayfam#<< trying out this tag from my iteratorfam post :D#this also got me thinking#maybe i should give them birthdays ?#i will give them birthdays actually#just give me 5-10 business days#also yes spearmaster has the aurthur read fit
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One day I’m gonna draw scrags from the solve it squad. One day, one day… like I *have* too
#he’s so adorable#sooo adorable#I’m sorry if I spelled his name wrong I’m#not in my right mind right now#(sleepy eepy)#solve it squad#scrags
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tryna write but thinking about anton makes me so sleeeeppyyyy and comforted like hi man you are literally making me lose my MIND oh my god. cannot describe the way listening to any anton coded will wood song from the tllr playlist makes me feel. actually eternal bliss fr anton can you take me away
#i’m on cloud nine#anton’s good at that hypnosis shit#in my mind#he’s a worm#what a wormy guy#crawling in my brain controlling me#what’s up dude#he’s a parasite he’s an alien parasite. worm#me choosing this username all those months ago was just forshadowonf this exact moment#seriously i’m so fucking sleepy though#he’s in my BRAIN just hanging out#silly fella#aaaaaaw he’s a silly fellaaaa#i’m so eepy#anton you can have my mind i suppose that’s fine#not even joking though listening to any of the will wood songs in the tllr playlist actually makes me lose my fucking MIND#ITS!!!!! ITS HIM!!!!!!!!#ITS ACTUALLY HIM!!!!!!! ITS ANTON!!!!!#i cannot describe how it makes me feel#like that’s his voice that’s anton singinf those songs with that. with that voice#makes me feel alive#he’s so fuckjng real#i wish he was real#gonna fall asleep on my green rug again thimking about hjm#what da hell#anton….. so comfy so cozy…… save me anton#wyrms says stuff#anton oc#sorry for being mentally ill on the interwebs#it will happen again
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Dox your sleep position 😩😩😩👌 Here’s mine :3
#cant sleep#sleep posting#sleep postitions#eepy#honk shoo honk shoo#snork mimimimimi#I’m a snoozer man#I’m sleepy as fuck man#I got pillows under my head#snoozing man#(sorry to my followers🙏)#(I just noticed that the praying emoji is crooked#sleep meme
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aaaaa im goin 2 bed goodnight hotties 😴
#🧚🏽♀️ — luxe chit chat#sorry I forgot to format and post wusyaname 2day#will try and do it tomorrow !!#sooooo burnt out from writing Toji’s bday fic u know 😵💫#maybe I will post double wusyaname next week instead ?#idk anyway I’m so so eepy sleepy so goodnight🩷
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guessed+its my job+ HIIII!
I FORGOT WHAT YOU LITERALLY DID FOR A LIVING HELP 😭 anywayz how are youuu
#i was so sleep deprives yesterday but then again i’m always eepy so#ima sleepy gal before a sillu one sorry#clover answers ❗️
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𝔫𝔬𝔟𝔲’𝔰 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 2023!
day 5: caught masturbating with jing yuan from hsr
warnings: caught masturbating, slight exhibitionism, dry humping, undergarments stealing, handjob, praise, thigh riding
notes: hehehehehhe pervy eepy general<333
having a person in a position of power and authority as a lover can be so stressful and scary sometimes. although jing yuan tries his best to make time for you and to spend some quality time together, being the general of the luofu can be so much.
not only was your lover an important figure, so were you. being the most famous merchant in the xianzhou alliance itself gets hard. but it is all worth it to see your sweet lover getting giddy over a new souvenir you brought back. whether that be a tea that helps to relieve stress or now his favorite pair of undergarments that you bought from a different world.
the very same pair now in his hand, wrapped around his hard and angry red cock as jing yuan tries desperately to reach his high without your help. can you blame the poor man? he went so long without your touch and caresses or even smooches to help him out, he was getting desperate.
biting down harder on his lower lip, so hard to the point he could taste the familiar metallic taste of blood on his lips, jing yuan forces himself to stay quiet as his hand moves to become tighter and more desperate on his weeping cock. being in his office in the seat of divine foresight, anyone could easily walk in at any moment and see their perverted general, desperately humping the undergarment of his lover.
and that did happen. you just happened to come back from a business trip to another one of the xianzhou ships earlier than you said you would. and what better sight to greet your tired eyes than that of your lover, fucking his red cock into his fist, barely held back moans and whines of your name tumbling out of his lips.
oh, what a sight to behold.
everyone on the luofu knows and regards jing yuan as the ever so calm and composed general. one of the seven arbiter general of the alliance, one of the six charioteers, always so dependable and perfect. everyone but you.
only you know how weak this man is. only you know how tired he is of his position as general. only you know how with a simple pair of undergarments of yours, your lover of many centuries would turn into a weak fool who would do anything just to get a taste of you.
the white haired man has still yet to notice your presence nor hear the sound of the lock on his office door quietly going click!. he only comes to his senses when he feels your arms wrap around his head, pulling his head close to yourself to rest over your beating heart.
the single whiff of your usual cologne was more than enough for the poor pent up general. hips bucking in his seat as he lets out a loud moan of your name into the fabric of your shirt before his cock spurts out ropes of cum, staining your undergarment that was still wrapped tightly in his grasp.
wasting no time, jing yuan’s free hand pulls you down to sit on his large seat as he settles himself on your lap. you knew this position well. having done this many times before in this same seat, in this same place, in the same position. your lover was quite the pervert underneath the aura of calm and sleepy facade he shows to the world.
“m-my love! aawhhh.. you’re back. you’re back you’re back you’re back! i’m so glad… missed you. missed you so much, my love—!” jing yuan wastes no time. with frantic movements and an embarrassingly hard again cock, he starts to rut himself on your thigh, humping your thigh over the fabric of your pants with weak whines and moans.
nestling his face into the crook of your neck, the white haired man places gentle kisses on the exposed skin on your neck as much as he could. the way his lips would tremble, whines and moans slipping out as he barely holds himself together to place revering kisses on your skin making you feel loved. and love him in return.
“‘m sorry. i have been gone for so long that i left you all alone and pent up, dear” you coo softly, your hand coming to wrap around his hard cock. how he manages to get hard again so easily just by being in your presence should prove just how utterly whipped he was for you. and it does. and you love him immensely for being so infatuated with you just as you are with him.
“no… no no, it’s okayyygh! it’s okay… you’re back, my love. that’s all that matters to me aanh! aaahmg♡︎—!” the general shakes his head, trying to reassure you through salacious moans and rutting himself on your thigh.
when your hand wrapped around his hardened cock again, thumb pushing on the underside of his sweet mushroom tip causing the general to let out loud, debouched sounds akin to a mewl of a cat. his hips buck weakly into your closed fist, trying to reach his high again on your hand and the soiled undergarment of yours.
it was wrong to greet his tired beloved back without a welcome back kiss beforehand, but the fluffy haired man in your lap was desperate and you seemed to understand. how he managed to be so lucky to become your lover was a mystery to him.
with soft coos of praises and how you missed him as much as he did, your hand expertly teasing his drooling slit, fucking his cock into your tightly closed fist, jing yuan lets out delirious babbles of how much he loves you as he comes on your hand.
placing a gentle kiss to his temple, your clean hand runs through his untamable white mane, the two of you simply bask in the peaceful afterglow of reunion and pleasure. cupping your cheek with his clean hand, jung yuan tilts your head to look at him before leaning and giving you a soft peck on your lips. with his signature cheeky grin and heart shaped pupils, he softly whispers,
“welcome back, my beloved.”
#nobu.writes#sub hsr#sub honkai star rail#sub!hsr#sub! honkai star rail#sub jing yuan#honkai star rail smut#hsr smut#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#hsr x reader smut#jing yuan x reader#jing yuan x you#jing yuan x y/n#jing yuan smut#jing yuan x gender neutral reader#gender neutral reader#sub character#sub!character#dom gn reader#x dom reader#dom!reader#dom reader#nobu’s kinktober 2023
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The doorman is very tired. He is eepy. The doorman has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Dorman sleepy and need bed-bye time. The dorman is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Drmam needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Dooormun needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the doorman.
(I got that from Reddit I couldn’t type the whole thing out I’m sorry)
Bonus!
#thats not my neighbor#that’s not my neighbor#thats not my neighbor fanart#tnmn#tnmn fanart#tnmn milkman#that’s not my neighbor ocs#that’s not my neighbor doorman#tnmn francis mosses#Francis mosses#TNMN doorman
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Goodnight Kisses
König x Reader
Warnings: angst, mental illness, depression, anxiety panic attack
Reader referred to only as pet names and you. Translations are included.
Notes: it’s just fluff and sad feelings. I hope i didn’t miss any typos but this is my first König fanfic ever so hopefully it’s good.
Summary: it starts where a panic attack has ended because I feel more comfortable leaving out details about such a sensitive topic for myself. So this has slight mentions of feelings but I included skiable points, so that they are easily removed and removing them doesn’t change the view of the story at all. König is helping the reader with the aftercare.
“You did it. Just like I told you meine maus” he holds you to his body feeling your heart settle and your breath calm. König’s hand softly rub your back, your face buried in his neck. You softly feel the release of anxiety and the feeling of your body relaxing. It’s a great feeling, but you can’t help but feel like a burden on König knowing he’s had to help you so many times with panic attacks. You start letting tears fall because where fear once was, is replaced completely with sadness.
Translation: My Mouse. My Love
“Shhh meine Liebe… you’re okay now” he whispers pulling back to look at your face running his fingers through your hair. You lock eyes with him tears still flowing.
“I’m-I’m s-sorry…�� you say with a stuffy nose and shaky voice.
König stops his hand goes to your face to wipe some of your tears. “Nein, meine kleine Maus… you don’t need to apologize.” He whispers softly pulling you into a hug again. The bed you both lay on is a huge king size but you’re both huddled so close in the middle.
Translation: no, My little mouse
Content Warning for below: panic attack feelings. To skip go to the next colored text.
Panic attacks are common late at night, especially after stressful days. Tonight while getting ready for bed you felt one creep in and you told König at the first sign of it. Once it was happing he started in with things that help. As in coping mechanisms.
Colored text. Safe below.
To König you look so small and breakable. He holds you firmly but also so soft at the same time.
“I-hmpf-hm-I-ah-brn-brnnn-“ Your mouth is buried in König’s shoulder and so shaky from crying that it’s just mumbling. He pulls you back a little.
“I’m sorry mine Maus repeat.” He asks sweetly, listening very hard this time.
“I feel like I-am a burden” he furrows his brows and shakes his head no.
“No, my love you are far from that.” He looks at your face so sad and gentle. His arm that’s been under your side and cupping your back/holding you stays put; taking the other and laying his hand on your chest. “You will never be a burden to me” he spoke firmly yet gentle to show his honesty.
“You always have to take care of me. You always have to help me with my anxiety… my stupid fears” you blurt out the last part just by simply being upset.
“Nein, no. mein Himmel, mein Leben I love taking care of you. I don’t think anxiety is stupid, my little Maus…” he takes his hand off your chest swiping your hair behind your ear. “I’ll always be here for you, Ich liebe dich.” He leans in kissing your forehead leaving his lips on your there for a couple seconds.
Translation: No My Heaven, my Life. Mouse. I love you
“I love you to.” you whisper feeling the worried sadness melt off your shoulders hearing his reassurance, his love for you.
He replaces his hand behind you pulling you to lay on him a little your head resting half on his chest half on his shoulder. “You will never have to fight by yourself as long as I am here. We are stronger together.” He whispered yawning afterward. You follow along yawning and the words he spoke made you smile and sniffle back your runny nose.
“If I’m sleepy I know you must be exhausted meine love” König kisses your head once more. “Goodnight, mein Schatz” he whispers.
“Goodnight, my love” you whisper back your eyes closed already; heavy with eepy. König’s breath lulling you to sleep. You couldn’t feel more safe and sound knowing you were in the arms of your protector.
Notes:
I hope this was a good little fluff/sad read? I’ve had a couple bad days recently and just wanted to express the way I think König would handle a situation like this. With so much care and love. We all deserve a protector to help support in many different ways. I hope if you’re having bad days or bad mental health days that you have a support and if you don’t I am here for you. I try my best to answer every message, comment etc. You’ve got this, things will get better soon. Happy days are on the way.
Stay safe!
#konig call of duty#konig mw2#konig#konig cod#konig modern warfare#konig mwii#konig smut#könig call of duty#könig cod#könig smut#könig x reader#könig x you#könig fanfiction#könig x gender neutral reader
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hi. i read your recent fic “wine time with sylus” and had a lot of thoughts. i was typing them as comments in the tumblr post and decided the character limit is just not it. and then i tried to comment on your ao3 post of the fic but realized i’ll probably stain your other readers’ eyes from what i’m about to yap about. so here i am in your ask box im so sorry 😭
so anyway, WHAT A GOOD START TO MY DAY OMG. i actually read the fic earlier (right after i woke up) and was gonna start yapping away but then errands happened 😩 but now i can finally sit down and type!!
xavier’s appearance was such a lovely surprise!!! i love that he offered his support for mc in his own ways, which is so sweet eepy bunny of him 🫶🏼 BUT I AM A SYLUS RAT THROUGH AND THROUGH so i couldn’t help but mentally berate xavier for showing up the next morning and interrupting important relationship development time for crow man and mc 😤
i adore how sylus is such a wine nerd in this. and i can’t help but wonder if you, the wonderful author, are a wine nerd irl too? because the information i’ve gathered from this fic regarding wines and wine testing have been incredibly enlightening!!
and it’s amusing how mc’s thought flow and speed in this seem to be really jittery and all over the place — truly a reflection of how workaholic she’s been. and captain jenna’s “Go home, get your head on straight, and come back rested … and literate again, please.” made me ugly snort LOL
AND WHEN SYLUS HONED IN ON MC’S EXPOSED SHOULDER AND LEGS WHEN WEARING HIS CLOTHES. I SEE YOU BOI 🫵 and the way i cackled at “he is friend shaped, you will not ride the Sylus roller coaster, you will not ride the Sylus roller coaster—“
AND!!! “Yes, my heart’s delight?”!!! ARE U KIDDING ME. AHHHH!!!
and now please allow me to be unhinged for this segment but the last parts of the pic have effectively kickstarted my mind into overdrive. the POTENTIAL KINKS AND THEMES FOR THEIR, AHEM, SPICY ACTIVITIES ARE LIMITLESS. dry humping, sleepy morning sex, size training, thigh grinding, dom!sylus letting mc think she has the reigns and then he just takes over… i have more key words in mind but i shall keep them chained away for the sake of decorum 😭 AND THE LOVE BITE HE GAVE WHEN HE THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM. WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT SYLUS HUH 🤨
and if you ask me what my favorite paragraph is in this entire fic, it would be: “You lie like that for awhile, blissfully listening to his soft breathing, when suddenly you realize that pressed so close to him, you can feel every contour of his body, from your chest against his abdomen, his muscular, silk-covered thigh wedged between your legs, and his apparently very, very big dick pressing into your hip.”
no, i will not elaborate. to spare everyone from my disgraceful thoughts 🧍♀️
and it doesn’t help that the announcement on the upcoming multi-banner event came through right after i read the fic. i have a WHOLE NOTHER SET OF YAPPING ABOUT THAT but i shall spare you of this 😆
overall, i am the happiest sylus girlie today for that amazing fic and the new card 🫶🏼💕 WHAT A GREAT DAY, I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO
i gotta say, when i woke up this morning i did not expect to be hit with such a horny treatise, but i'm so happy that the vibe of the fic came across in the way it was intended!! i had originally written something a little more explicit, but due to the context of sylus being asleep, i was running into issues regarding consent and the whole thing ended up not feeling as hot as i think this pixel man deserves if i ever get brave enough to write full on smut for him.
first, thank you SO much for reading and for sharing your thoughts on the fic. it's such a joy to know that other people like what i'm contributing to the fandom enough to actually comment and send me asks about it. it's mind-blowing, really. i'm gonna respond to your points with a novel under the cut, including NSFW discussion if people want to avoid it.
second, i fully believe that sylus is a wine snob. he has that dialogue in the destiny cafe that he likes to repeat at me over and over when i just want something sweet from him and keep poking him, where he's like "to forge a new path, one must be... something something brave about finding new flavors" and it's the most pedantic, pretentious shit i've ever heard and i love that for him. so i definitely think it's in character that he would hold court in front of mc and insist on educating mc about his thoughts on the matter of good wine. to answer your question, i'm not a huge wine connoisseur or anything. my partner likes to think that he is, so i've absorbed information through him and also through a few wine tastings and enduring vinophiles like sylus wanting to share their knowledge over the years, but i had to google while i was writing to ensure that i was remembering everything properly. i like a decent bottle that won't give me a headache the next day with just one glass, and that's about it.
i'm also glad you enjoyed mc being a dumpster fire in this one and that it made you laugh!! and xavier is so precious and sweet, i love him so much, and i love that it's consistently hinted that he is batshit insane jealous/horny under his cute exterior. i will never pass up an opportunity to try to honor him all these aspects of him in my stories.
As for the CORE of your ask, to be completely honest i've never written smut before. this is the first time that i'm actually feeling enough inspiration to consistently write, at length, a story that seems to have an actual structure?? but i'm really just flying by the seat of my pants without a fucking plan at all. but i HAVE read a shit-ton of smut, so i'm going to see where the story takes me, and i think you really did get the vibes i was going for in this one--i wanted to build the emotional and physical intimacy through the wine tasting, and also let my take on sylus's sexuality shine through a bit. i definitely see him as utterly animalistic (biting, grinding, scenting, unhinged physical expression of bottomless hunger) contrasted with unbearable tenderness (sleepy morning kisses and fucking). i think you and i are sharing the same braincell in this respect. but like i said, i've never actually written smut before, so i hope you don't get your hopes up too high if it takes a long time to write it, or i chicken out, or if i do write it and it's as sexy as ... well, about as sexy as mc imagines mc to be).
Thanks again for sharing your thoughts!!
#love and deepspace#i'm just drowning in joy that people want to talk to me about these losers (affectionate)#sara answers#thanks so much for the ask#shout out to my queen thanekrios for helping me fix the sleepy kissy bits in this story#it was definitely off before her help
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appreciation post!
I simply wanted to thank all of you, followers and mutuals- I really didn’t expect my writing to go anywhere on an website like this with thousands upon thousands of posts. It means so much to me to see every like and follow and post or @, and I am so glad I’ll have this new year to post and grow even more!
So I’ll take up this post thanking people!!
★@rodolfoparras
even when I was an anon you were so polite and kind to me! I’m always so inspired by your writing and I’m genuinely sure that you were one of the few reasons I didn’t quit tumblr months ago
★@lieutnt
you were one of the first people I followed on my sfw account and I’ve always been so impressed by your writing and all your ideas! And from that point I managed to to find your mutuals accounts and get the urge to write!
★@gazmialmagemela
your genuinely so sweet 😭, you always reblog my posts and are so fun to talk to (and also totally got me to cut my blonde hair into a Phillip graves haircut)
★@ccreekside
I think the lore and drama you create! Sure it takes up my feed- but is it worth it to smile a ton while reading it? Yes!!! And on top of that your writings always stunning
★@arthurmorgansballsack
I genuinely think your writing is so fun when it comes up on my page 😔, I don’t interact much but it’s always a nice surprise to find your account when scrolling
★@adrawinggnome
your writing is SO TALENTED RAAHHH. You always have the best ideas and do so well with ideas anons send to you! Your dragon reader and dragon price made me so happy!!!
★@fortheb0ys / @fortheb0ys2
I genuinely love your writing and when you interact! Also I remember stumbling across your blog and finding your graves theme so funny :)
★@softggh0ul & @s1nfultrash
both of you SCARE ME /pos. It’s odd to see such cool writers and people following me! It’s always so much validation to see ‘——reblogged’ or ‘——- liked’
★@miguel-owhora
I remember when your account disappeared I was SO SCARED! Your writings always been so much inspo for me and I think your theme and just overall personality is so funny! :D
★@bonesnmore
just like you, I’m scared of interacting with my Moots :((, I’ve always found your writing and your silly little green creature so cute and you seem so cool genuinely
★@colt-redfield
we haven’t really interacted because I didn’t follow you till recently, but you seem really talented and I can’t wait to interact with you more!
★@planetrhythm
I’m so sorry I didn’t follow you till now!! I’ve seen your posts and you seem super cool and I simply always forgot to go to your account to follow correctly 😭
★@transi1vanianhunger
I am genuinely so sorry I forgot to do yours! I adore your interesting writing and the music you link and your humor 🫶, I am so sorry that I didn’t remember to add someone as talented as you to this post when I was making it!
★And to all my anons, emoji or not, and followers- the times I see your asks brighten my days so much and I couldn’t get the traction I do without you!!! And to anyone I might have missed, know I am in fact writing this while very very sleepy and eepy :(
#Coyotes_den#non writing post#non writing#not writing post#not writing#happy new year#i can’t wait to keep posting for you all!!
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What is sleepy eepy can stay awakey spidey widey?
HI!!! I’m so sorry I took so long to answer this :( I kept reminding myself and than forgetting </3
This is basically inspired by this person’s post
With a couple free libraries taken. I like saving ideas I find of other people who want other people write it for them!!! I have like three but this is the only one I’ve actually started :/
so, give this person some love for the amazing idea and I’ll get back to you when I finish the story :P
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More SecurityWaiter/DreamTheory headcanons I literally cannot get enough of them (part 2 😋😋😋)
This one is probably gonna be fairly romantic and affection focused cause I have brainrot
-Mike gets flustered so so easily because he’s literally chronically bitchless and this is the first time he’s experienced romantic affection EVER however he’s ALSO horribly oblivious and tired so it takes him forever to process flirting and affection half the time but then when he does he just turns bright red and his brain stops working
-Mike gets so incredibly dazed every time Ness kisses him on the lips. A cheek peck or smth is one thing and it will leave him flustered but any and all genuine mouth kisses leaves him completely speechless for a solid second and Ness thinks it’s the cutest thing ever (because it is)
-I saw that whole “Ness has freckles and Mike likes to kiss/count them” thing but literally shut up it is so the other way around cause Mike literally has freckles and Ness would do that shit and it would make Mike feel so warm and fuzzy and just ashsmskkskdkansjsksksjjs and Ness just thinks he’s adorable (BECAUSE HE IS !!!!!!) /lh
-they are such cuddlers they cuddle so much cause Mike is always so sleepy and Ness just loves playing with his hair and watching him as he looks so peaceful because cuddling with Ness actually helps him sleep and on the somewhat common occasion he starts having a nightmare Ness will gently nudge and kiss him awake and comfort him and then Mike can ACTUALLY GET SOME REST FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE DEAR GOD
-sorry I’m so autism abt these guys
-anyways
-Ness is all abt pet names dear god like Sugar obviously yes but he will literally call Mike anything and everything and Mike will barely pull out a “babe” or a “hon” and that’s like it but Ness is just like “baby, babe, my love, hon, honey, sugarplum, pumpkin, muffin cakes, kitten whiskers, meow meow, pookie, schnookums, puppy, doll, meatloaf, sweetheart, light of my life, I literally love you” and Mike is just like “😦😦😦 wait the fuck did you just call me-“
-they like to hold hands and like Ness is a fast walker so he’ll hold Mike’s hand to help him keep up or if he doesn’t wanna hold hands then Mike will like hang onto his shirt or bag or jacket or whatever else is available so he doesn’t get left in the dust (I’m projecting I’m the short friend who’s love language is physical touch this is literally just me)
-Mike is so physical touch but also gets embarrassed about PDA so he like won’t do much in public but as soon as they get home Mike is like all over him (quite literally like he leans on Ness and cuddles them and shit cause he’s just a little eepy cozy guy) and Ness is more abt the yapping (aka words of affirmation, hence pet names and such) but he also loves physical affection and he knows Mike likes it and it makes him flustered so he’ll purposely play things up and be extra touchy and just ahskslskskdlslsks HELP IM SO AUTISM ABT THESE GUYS
-they are so clingy idc they will text each other for as long as Ness stays up while Mike is working, then they see each other at Sparky’s and Ness forgets they have other tables to worry abt half the time cause they’re so focused on Mike, and then whenever they hang out in private they’re like never more than a few feet away from each other waaaaahhhhhhh
-they both get anxiety when the other doesn’t respond for a while, Mike cause he’s got abandonment/attachment issues, and Ness because Mike is severely mentally ill and him not responding could mean ANYTHING and again they’re also just both clingy asf with each other
-hugs. Such huggers. I know I already said they cuddle but they also hug so so much. Mike always needs a good hug and Ness is more than happy to give him one
-GOD UGH I CANT EVEN
-sorry
-again
-erm
-anyways
-Ness loves playing with Mike’s hair so much. Mike finds it really relaxing and comforting and Ness loves seeing him like that
-they are so so so orange cat x black dog energy GOOD LORD (Ness is the orange cat and Mike is the black dog obviously. Like yes Mike is a soggy cat but he’s also literally just a puppy like look at him)
-I’m being so cringe who let me on tumblr I’m getting too comfortable on here (it gets worse)
-RAAAAAHHHHH
-ok i need to stop before i explode
-I love them sm
-I’m gonna shut up now
-thank you and goodnight
#securitywaiter#dreamtheory#fnaf#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#ness the waiter#mike x ness#ness x mike#headcanons
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hi all sorry i stopped queuing and just hop on at night and reblog a bunch of stuff and disappear. i have no excuse other than i’m so sleepy. just eepy bo beepy. and also plagued by the horrors (being an anxious depressed introvert in a new city)
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okay , so like-- hear me out rq
platonic mirage and bumblebee (separate) with a gn reader who is just super sleepy 24/7
bro is ready to pass out at any given moment
it's like the exact opposite of insomnia
Ooooooo I like dis p.s. I’m sorry if this is bad this is my first fanfic/headcanons
Summary: Platonic! mirage and and Platonic! Bumblebee x gn reader who’s eepy
Mirage:
• would absolutely have blankets with him at all times (don’t ask where he puts em)
•Would make sure you don’t fall while like sleeping standing up
• talks to Arcee to see if she knows any way to help you
• also consults Noah for medication if you need it
• would prolly drive around and let you sleep in his alt form
• over all he’s just a bean who wants to protect his smol human friends
Platonic! Bumblebee
• OML THIS BEAN
• just like mirage would have blankets for you expecially if you have like a security blanket
• asks prime if he can help with ideas to keep you awake/safe
• will absolutely just hold you in his servos and let u sleep
• or park somewhere in his alt form and let you sleep while he does patrol
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