#i’m pretty sure it’s not eggs

[bibleofficial]

so i know i’m allergic to SOME spices but i’m not sure WHICH but since i’m DEFINITELY having an allergic reaction my choices are

- garlic salt or sea salt

- black pepper

- chili powder

- this specific cooking oil im using

- also this like nori & sesame powder or some shit ?

[bleue-flora]

‘Techno pinches the bridge of his nose. “Come on, Dream. Stop it!… That’s not cool, bro. Why you gotta take out all your frustration on my fancy teacups? I know you’re just mad that you don’t have a house, but bro we can go build you one. We can—we can even make it out of something better than dirt, alright?”’

Ta da! I made some art for the collaborative work, Crow’s Nest, we essentially wrote in a month, which is by far, my most diverse in content and longest fic. Thought it needed some like cool title art, since it’s basically the length of a book lol. (See below for symbolism and stuff)

- it’s kind of a combination of some main elements and themes from the fic: Steve (clearly the main character lol XD), tea, the broken teacups, Techno’s house… the stained floor

- the green tea cup represents Dream and well his broken state after prison, while the pink tinted glue represents Techno helping Dream heal and putting him back together.

- and obviously, a crow for the title and poem the chapters are named after.

- and despite my efforts, Tumblr has kinda ruined my quality, so here’s a zoomed in picture of the tea tag I made, which has the title of the fic and our names on it. :)

[dietyprophet]

This is very much related to part 4 of Book 7 trust me

[spadeiguess]

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For the first time Papyrus tries his Spaghetti [ he never actually tried it he only liked serving it to others by the way ]

[le-agent-egg]

why stop at trans ishimondos everyone in trigger happy havoc is trans/nonbinary/gnc in some way shape or form

[wxywardsun]

No pienses, matan!🧟‼️

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Song insp - bad voodoo - Kreeps

[pasta-yy]

is it just me or is salmon run REALLY laggy all the time

[zeb-z]

dude if this is actually the end of q!Cellbit I’m deleting my account

[princemonday]

so if they wrote out nettles and now rhaena will claim sheepstealer……wtf happens to morning? is she also just written out completely? ill cry rn

[theshadowrealmitself]

BY THE WAY

I could’ve sworn that at that one point in the movie when they were showing off the other Spideys that there was a Deadpool mixed in there, I saw a black and red suit that looked exactly like his but it was really quick so maybe I mis-saw it? Can anyone confirm it?

[codgod]

i’m always wondering what the admins think abt things. how does walter bobs admin feel about the fact they’ve been adopted by half of this minecraft server

[ariana1881]

So I watched Wish and frankly If we forget what could’ve been, it was good

[the-travelling-witch]

finding some obscure detail that loosely connects two genshin theories together is so funny bc no way hoyo used that as a basis for someone’s backstory but atp who knows

[blaisers]

When I was nineteen my mom and I travelled a long way to visit my uncle and some other family the other side of the planet at his lake house. Now, I used to have horrible problems with motion sickness, so before we left my primary doctor prescribed me the Michael Jordan of Antinausea Meds™️, which also happens to be a large component in some surgical anesthesia medications (don’t ask me what it is, I don’t remember). Anyway, I didn’t sleep on the flight and I barely closed my eyes on the train, so I arrived to my uncles house pale and visibly exhausted. We had a family reunion that afternoon though, so I put off sleeping to catch up with some cousins. Later, as everything wound down, my mom found me passed out on the couch and said, “sweetie, let’s go to bed okay?” I nodded and started moving pillows, checking under cushions, looking on shelves, et cetera. My mom asks me what I’m looking for and I say, “The eggs. I have to find the eggs.”

Now, for context, we do big family Easters (almost) every year where anyone unmarried and without children hunt for eggs. This tradition had been squashed by the pandemic though, and so the last time we had seen most of the family at this point was most likely at an Easter event. My mom saw my glossy eyes and shuffling gate and went, “Hey, Blaisers is sleepwalking…someone help?” My cousin watched me open cabinet doors for a minute while my mom and uncle went “do we give her eggs and pretend like she won the Easter egg hunt? Idk what to do.”

Eventually I started acting somewhat normally, and my mom coaxed me upstairs to go to bed. I go to enter the wrong bedroom (which someone was already sleeping in) and my mom goes, “no honey, that’s not our room.” And I go “I know mom, I’m going to the store. God.”

My mom sits me down in our room and discusses a course of action with my uncle. To prevent me from wandering into the lake or getting hurt, they decide to lock me and my mother into the room from the outside werewolf-style. I start actively participating in my bedtime routine, and my mother breathes a sigh of relief. My uncle locks us in, and my mother also gets ready for bed. As I’m taking my daily asthma medication on the edge of my cousin’s childhood twinbed, I turned to my mom and said, “so when will we go to the store for eggs?”

The moral of the story is to not get a lake house if you have sleepwalking relatives, or you will have to lock them into your children’s bedroom like a werewolf during the full moon. The End.

[eatyourdamnpears]

I forgot to lock up my coop tonight so there I was, running out to my backyard at 11:30 at night to make sure everyone was alive. everyone was fine, but there was an opossum in the run that I had to wake my mom up to help me chase out. I’m so fucking lucky a fox or something didn’t come around and kill all the birds

[coconut530]

FRIED EGG 💙😡❌🫣❤️