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There is a frog under your bed.
“You’re not a very good monster,” you tell it. You’re lying on your belly on the dark floor. The carpet scratches at your chin. “Monsters have teeth, and they eat little kids right up!” Your dad always said so anyway.
“Why should I be a monster?” asked the frog. “Other things can be under the bed. Like that Lego.” It’s true, there is a Lego brick hiding behind the bedpost. But you already knew that Lego was there. You hadn’t known about the frog.
“Monsters are things that live under the bed uninvited,” you tell the frog. The frog’s eyes twitch in your direction, his throat puffing doubtfully.
“So the dust bunnies are monsters?” The frog asks. “They don’t have teeth either.”
“No!” You smack the flat of your hand against the floor in frustration. “Monsters don’t belong under the bed! Monsters don’t belong anywhere!”
“Then why are you looking under the bed for them?” The frog asks.
You don’t know the answer. You start to cry. There are footsteps in the hallway. “Kiddo?” It’s your mom’s voice. She opens the door. “What are you doing out of bed? Are you ok?”
“There’s a frog under the bed!” you tell her through your tears.
“A frog!” She picks you up, and sits down on the edge of the bed with you in her arms. “But frogs are nice! They catch insects and say, ‘Ribbit ribbit!’. A frog under the bed is a friend!”
“This one doesn’t say ribbit ribbit,” you say sullenly, though your tears are drying. “It just asks questions.”
“What kind of questions?” your mom asks.
“I don’t know,” you mumble, “About monsters.”
“Well if the frog is asking you about monsters it must not have found any under the bed,” your mother says. “I’ll bet it keeps good watch for you.”
You don’t know if that’s a very satisfying answer, but you can tell your mom wants it to be. You nod.
“Ready to go back to bed?” your mom asks.
“Yeah,” you say. You climb out of her lap and she tucks you in and kisses your forehead and tells you to sleep tight. After she’s left the room and closed the door, you hang your head off the edge of the bed and look underneath. The frog is still there.
“You should go live under Mom’s bed,” you tell it, “She needs a friend.”
“I’m sorry I wasn’t a very good monster,” the frog says.
“It’s ok,” you say. “Did you eat any bugs?”
“Just some gnats,” says the frog.
“Oh.”
There’s a brief, companionable silence. The blood is rushing into your head and making your face feel too full.
“You know,” the frog says eventually, “You have a mouthful of good strong teeth. And you don’t belong under the bed.”
You consider this. Slowly, you let your body slither out from under the sheets and onto the floor. Careful to land lightly so your mom doesn’t know you’re up to something.
“Do I have to eat little kids right up?” You ask softly.
“I think that’s optional,” says the frog. “The important thing is to make fearsome noises and snatch at ankles.” The frog holds up a webbed foot. “I’m not good at that last one.”
“Can I help then?” you ask. The frog nods solemnly. “And you’ll eat the bugs? And the spiders?” you ask. The frog nods again.
“It’s in my nature,” it says.
Very, very quietly, you reach up onto the bed and take down your teddy and your blanket. And then you crawl under your bed on your belly. It’s dark.
“Welcome, little monster,” says the frog. You smile. And hiss. And curl up in your blanket. And sleep.
#my fic#fuck if I know what I was doing here I just felt like being creative#unedited#I’m off to bed now#I’m sleeping on top of it tonight#rocky rambles
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am i the only one who unironically enjoys when animated kids movies end with a big dance scene? like- i get how it’s not fitting for some movies, and that it’s been done probably to death at this point, but i mean, idk. it’s just such a fun way to end a kids movie, you get to watch everyone vibe while watching the credits plus i just love animated dancing, it always makes me smile ( ˶´ ᵕ `˶ )
#i was watching a schaffrillas productions vid#he started complaining about the animated dance scene endings and it got me thinkin#i actually enjoy most of them#or at the very least i don’t get bothered when they happen#idk lol#i’m off to bed now#nighty night!#spuukiizyappin#late night edition heh
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ngl, you didn’t heart react my selfie and it made me feel some type of way.
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I don’t know why I’m suddenly compelled to post about this, but I was just thinking about medical dramas and had to laugh.
What tv thinks medical drama is:
Who’s sleeping with who, doctors did everything in the hospital and no other kind of staff exists so it’s so stressful for them, who’s sleeping with who, insane scenarios, did I happen to mention who’s sleeping with who?
vs
What actual medical drama looks like.
#wow when did I write so much angst for this AU lol#and how did Hyrule end up in so much of it 😂#I am tired but this wouldn’t leave my head so here you go#lu in healthcare#I’m off to bed now
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I’ve been in such a funk since the concert. I’m not even sure I enjoyed myself that much. maybe I did. I don’t know
#I don’t think I’m a concert person#parts of it were fun but parts of it were like …I’d rather be in bed right now and watching clips of this off tiktok#isn’t post-concert blues a thing? right? it’s a thing?#all I know is I feel really shitty and all I want to do is cry about it
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Lucifer’s demon form tho. 👀
#it looked epic af#and now I’m off to bed because I got work tomorrow#my artwork#Lucifer Morningstar#Hazbin Hotel#my doodles
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✨ As our lord and savior hozier once said “move me baby” ✨
#mine#me#something something about the hip movement#also no… this fun little tease was not part of tonight’s activities 😅😂#but it was fun activities from a couple nights ago#okay I’m off to scroll in bed now and fall asleep before ten#like the old lady I am#sweet dreams#gif#video
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#this might be the most scribble thing I post here yet bahahahahahahahahahahaaha#I still like how the hands turned out even though I didn’t finish them😇#but it’s pretty messy and the hands might be the only part I like🥲#but since this blog is my art journey documentation here you are#I was pretty busy today so no good art but maybe tomorrow we’ll see#I am preparing things to FINALLY answer my asks🥹#& if you tagged me in anything I actually have been meaning to respond!!!!!!!! my notifications are the WORST and so confusing on here😵💫#and I’m technology grandma…#hope u all have had an amazing day !!!! 🫶#my brother in law has been fishing and catching SO MANY sargo#(sargo = sea bream for the animal crossing playing English speakers😙)#AND ITS LITERALLY SOOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS !!!!!#i cook it in the weirdest way possible#you just have to gut the fish and cut off its fins etc#then you put it in a wet salt bed and cover it up…cook it for 30 min…AND VOILA ITS DONE !!!!!#I don’t add any spices…NOTHING…and this fish literally has the taste and texture of crab covered in butter#LIKE…😳 it might be my favorite food/fav thing to cook these days bc it’s so easy and fresh caught fish is just delicious😫#well that was my grandma cooking show of the day👩🍳#now you know how to cook sargo a la sal 👩🍳#also going back to the drawing🥹 I just love these two so much…#I love thinking of sweet moments…most of my angst is confined to writinc😆#the chapter I’m writing right now is SO ANGST DEPRESSING (sorry Eloise)#it will get better…I promise…#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy mc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc
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Tim and Brian most def cuddled in bed if they had to do on campus housing (cause like ik for my school its a requirement) so imagine its late af and one of them doesn’t wanna go back to their dorm so they just have to share the one twin xl
#all im saying is u could do a lot of silly forced proximity with the mh boys during their college days#i can now speak from experience these beds are tiny#my plushies can’t fit they keep falling off :((((#coffbeanie thinks!!#also i’m assuming ALL colleges have twin xl beds#marble hornets#tim wright#brian thomas#mh brim
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a little dp x dc art ;))
gotham in the ghost zone
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp#crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#gotham#ghost zone#just a little thing i made while i was on the painkillers#remember when i got hit with the chair?#well that got infected a little bit and when i went to get it checked out i had a fracture in my skull and neck#and i had just been trying to walk it off for two weeks#so they decided to confine me to bed rest hell with minimal blue light from screens#i absolutely did not listen to the second part#but i’m back now!#yay health
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ok so: the umbrella academy except it’s about the hargreeves siblings in 40 years when five is a very, very old man but really in his early 50’s while the rest of the siblings are senior citizens whom five has to take care of against his will
someone please read the tags and yap about this with me. thank you
#that sounds like five’s hell to me#but would it not be funny#picture this: luther just tried to hit diego over the head with his walker and five had to blink between them to stop it#and allison rumored him into letting them play bingo for another hour#viktor listens to classical music in his room and keeps to himself#and sparrow ben is here (because i said so) and he’s grumpy as all hell#him and five have many stare downs.#five’s like ‘‘eat your soup old man’’ and ben’s like ‘‘old man? what are you now 98?’’#and five slams his fists on the table and yells ‘‘you think i wanna be taking care of you assholes?’’#klaus got back into eyeliner so he walks around looking like an overgrown emo and five has to help him take it off before bed every night#and every single day five tells him ‘‘if i have to help you take this shit off tomorrow i’m confiscating it’’#but he never does because klaus keeps hiding it#sorry please someone talk with me about this. it’s funny because i said so#this was a random thought but now i can’t stop thinking about this. oh my god#laur says stuff#laur rambles#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#ben hargeeeves#viktor hargreeves
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Enough dancing around it.
I need a loverboy. One who is insane though. Plans out in excruciating detail all the firsts (firsts dates first kisses first oral fem receiving), loves to gift roses and champagne, says I love you every ten minutes and always means it sincerely and with his whole heart. Takes everything incredibly seriously, cherishes every moment with his lover, would literally kill someone for hurting his little puppy and probably already has.
#SIGH.#once again.#tw yandere#cw yandere#one day I will dismount the yandere horse but for now it Carries me onward#perhaps I will make this boy#call me daddy Frankenstein#I’m just thinking about like#you give him your hand and he lights up like a dog with a treat#like it’s a GIFT#like every moment you spend with him is incredible and important and he loves to gush to you about how much EVERYTHING means to him#like the character concept is Romantic Dialed up to One Hundred#the trade off is when things are going poorly. well. he feels his feelings.#yknow?#Jasper is ALMOST this but like. he’s too willing to be unromantic#he’ll bang in the back of his car and think the sounds the suspension is making is HILARIOUS#this other boy-type…. will still bang in the back of the car but would instead be focusing on how strong the love must be that they can’t#even wait to get to a bed#squawk tag
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guys…what the fuck…
#yelled at the tv turned it off accidentally knocked over a vase and going to bed w terrible anxiety srsly what the fuck#not even american but I am currently sobbing in the corner of my room in the dark at what could be happening right now#idk how your political system works or whatever but can a miracle still happen!?!#I’m exhausted anxious frustrated and fucking dumbfounded as to how that happened#you hate women that much huh but would rather side w a rapist convicted felon homophobe racist and raging misogynist oh okay you’re fucked#us politics#paige talks
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Helix: *goes to help pull a halfway melted part of Cody’s blacks up so he could cut it off, and get smacked on the hand for it* hmmm…
Cody: *did not mean to do that just got startled while he was trying to do the same thing to his left ankle, isn’t actually hurt just annoyed because melted blacks apparently stick to your body hair* …!!!
Helix: You know. I once had a dream where you drank so much coffee your body started to shut down.
Cody: …???
Helix: Yeah. I guess it starts with paranoia, huh?
Cody: -_- I think it has more to do with the shinies that tried to wax me with my own melted blacks.
Helix: Keep telling yourself that.
#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#clone wars#commander cody#clone medix helix#I wrote this for the body shutting down joke#but now I need you guys to know that I’m giggling like crazy#imagining Cody desperately trying to hide from a group of shinies trying to yank strips of melted kute off him to wax him#Cody is a paranoid guy and he’s even more paranoid about Obi asking him why he has bald spots in bed later 😔#😂 the fucking disrespect of those little bastards you helped raise 😤#this one better not flop this is the funniest shit I’ve ever written in my life
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cock AND balls?? in this economy??
#I need NEED to suck him off through these goddamn leggings#okay now i’m going to bed for real#cardinal copia#the band ghost
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