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Personally a big fan of when the

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SEASON 6 SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT AND ITS MARC CENTRIC BABY WOOOHOOOOOOO

MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD HAS COME HOME AUUUGHHHOOGUGHGHGHGH THEY’RE FINALLY HERE HE LOOKS SO GOOD MY BABY IS HERE!!

THEY LOOK SO GOOD THEIR FIT?? THE HAIR RENDERING AUUGHGOGOOHHGHH I’M EATING GOOD GOOD FOOD SCRUMPTIOUS MEAL

AND THIS ONE??? MY CHILD LOOKS SPLENDID AS ALWAYS AND CAPRIKID???? THE WAY HES LOOKING AT THEM WAUUUUGHHHHH HE WANT THAT COOKIE SO FUCKING BAD OUUUUGHHH

MARC STANS?? WINNING!!!

MARCANIEL STANS?? WINNING

I FINALLY KNOW PEACE THESE TWO SCREENCAPS WILL KEEP ME OVER UNTIL WE ACTUALLY GET SOME DIALOGUE FOR THEM BUT FOR NOW?? DELICIOUS IM EATING THEM NOM NOM NOM WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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HELLO?

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There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

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why is aliwoo either tooth-rooting fluff or the most devastating piece of fiction am I going insane

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

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Alarm cock is this anything

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youre never alone. bacteria

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Alt Blog | YouTube | Bluesky

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online i'm a loser but irl i'm a loser and stupid

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

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I swear the Squid Game fandom has no media literacy. Sang-woo didn’t kill because he was desperate and his life depended on it. He did it because when people who wear glasses take them off, they become evil.

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Do I do the essay I have due at midnight and all the work I have due by the end of this week…OR if I work in the five Aliwoo fics I started….