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[papay0]

Just curious to ask if ok ;; I have been watching videos and hunting hidden links and was wondering; where did the thing with Wally Blinking destroys thing/breaks things (like the comic of him covering his friends eyes to look away and blink) come from? Or that he like apples/eats them through ‘blinking’. I couldn’t find anything and not sure what’s fan stuff or real ;;

The “he eats with his eyes and loves apples” is from the creators social media (tumblr and Twitter) there’s lots of fun facts about the characters there

( but do remember that from a certain date not everything’s going to be canon)

The “he can blink and destroy things”… idk tbh, I haven’t seen anything about it, might be a fan thing to emphasize in the theory of him being the mastermind (???) idk I’m sorry

[candiedstrwb]

who an enby have to beg for plots with older muses…….

[wastelandwhisperer]

Tagged by @daylifesims and @catzy-cove for 5 songs on repeat!!! Thank you darlings 💕✨

So pretty much I’ve only been listening to Sleep Token so…

•Aqua Regia

•Descending

•Ascensionism

•Rain

•The Apparition

I’m tagging @whimsicalsimmies @rebelangelsims @yooniesim @woosteru @wileyfern @demonicrosebushsims

and anyone else who wants to do it!!!

[lafcadiosadventures]

« Je n’aime point, ajouta-t-il, la larronnerie des marchands ; le voleur vole et ne trompe pas ; le marchand vole et trompe. Un bon compagnon, affilé du bec et sachant son latin, achète une paire de grègues ; il débat longtemps son prix et finit par la payer six écus. Vient ensuite quelque honnête chrétien, de ceux que les uns appellent un gonze, les autres un bon chaland ; s’il arrive qu’il prenne une paire de grègues exactement pareille à l’autre, et que, confiant au chaussetier, qui jure de sa probité par la Vierge et les saints, il la paye huit écus, je ne le plaindrai pas, car c’est un sot. Mais pendant que le marchand, comptant les deux sommes qu’il a reçues, prend dans sa main et fait sonner avec satisfaction les deux écus qui sont la différence de la seconde à la première, passe devant sa boutique un pauvre homme qu’on mène aux galères pour avoir tiré d’une poche quelque sale mouchoir troué : ― Voici un grand scélérat, s’écrie le marchand ; si la justice était juste, le gredin serait roué vif, et j’irais le voir, poursuit-il, tenant toujours dans sa main les deux écus… Eustache, que penses-tu qu’il arriverait si, selon le vœu du marchand, la justice était juste ? »

La main de la gloire, Gerard de Nerval, 1832

« Pourquoi deux mois de prison au dandy qui, dans une nuit, ôte à un enfant la moitié de sa fortune, et pourquoi le bagne au pauvre diable qui vole un billet de mille francs avec les circonstances aggravantes ? Voilà vos lois. Il n’y a pas un article qui n’arrive à l’absurde. L’homme en gants et à paroles jaunes a commis des assassinats où l’on ne verse pas de sang, mais où l’on en donne ; l’assassin a ouvert une porte avec un monseigneur : deux choses nocturnes ! Entre ce que je vous propose et ce que vous ferez un jour, il n’y a que le sang de moins. »

Le père Goriot, Honoré de Balzac, 1835,

[apeaches]

if anyone wants to write against my dylan o’brien (on discord) ?? like this post and ill message u.

[kitxvoss]

I have two Jane questions! Do you know where I can watch two of her spots, one in the starter wife and the other in who’s the boss? I cannot locate them

I am sorry to be delayed replying to this!

You can find Jane’s clips from The Starter Wife on our site, here is the link to guest appearance videos thus far. I have been delayed on uploading Who’s the Boss- but I will get it up this weekend ;)

[the-thieves-gambit]

Monty had taken the time to be romantic, planned this whole diner and overnight stay at the cabin for just the two of them. He knew that he tended to not be romantic, not that he didn’t want to, it just didn’t come naturally to him, so he knew he had to go big or go home when it came to this.

Taking one of the cabins for a weekend, he had it planned to a t. The dinner, the wood, the fireplace and he made sure someone took up some of his duties at the ranch so everything was covered.

But his grandfathers words hit him like a ton of bricks the next morning as he felt the frost in the air. Monty you can plan a pretty picnic, but you can’t predict the weather. And he was right, while he and Evelyn slept a snow storm occurred overnight, snowing them in.

“I’m sorry, I should’ve checked the weather forecast before I brought us up here.” He said apologetically as he cooked them breakfast. He felt horrible for her, people needed her, him they could do without. It seemed even when he tried to plan things right , he was always getting it wrong.

@mywilliingheart

[salvatoraes]

YOOO, it's your birthday? happy birthday, friend! hope you have a good one!

AHH YES IT IS ( for 15 more minutes lol ) , thank you!!

[flowrfeast]

……

[emberoops]

I suppose that makes sense. Are they very consistent for you, the lights? (Outside of right now, of course)

I do all sorts of fabric and fiber crafts. I’m thinking I might make a new toy for one of the many many children in my life. but if I do one for one of them just because, I’ll have to do one for each of them….

good morning.❁

[shelbyskirin]

carrd for the people <3

[wonderjanga]

Marvel on The Masked Singer

This is just a little thingy for me because I’ve been rewatching episodes. Imagine if he was on the Masked Singer? His vocal range would be crazy because I say so. He’d sing an Elvis song one week, and then a Megan Trainor song the week after that. Basically a different genre each week. Also, Mary would be the one picking the songs. She also picked the costume he wore.

The Person who Gives the Singers their Costumes: “Here we are! Take your pick.”

Mary: “We’ll take that one.” *points to a pig costume* (SHAZHAM (🐷) REFERENCE!!!)

Marvel: “But that one’s ugly.”

Mary: “So? It provides more mobility. You’re going to pick that one.”

Marvel: “But, again, it’s ugly.”

Mary: *puts hand up* “I’m sorry, but last time I checked, have you ever participated in a competition like this?”

Marvel: “Well, no, but—”

Mary: “That’s what I thought. We’ll take that one.” *points again to the costume again*

The Person who Gives the Singers their Costumes: *looks to Marvel*

Marvel: *nods head* “She’s uh… She’s the boss.” *sounds intimated*

The Person who Gives the Singers their Costumes: “Uhm…” *looks between the two* “Alright then.” *walks away to a couple other people so they could wheel the costume out, a little baffled they just watched a teenage girl intimidate a grown man*

Marvel: *looks to Mary* “You’re a little bit too into this, you know that?”

Mary: “Shush. Let me be excited! If you’re going to do this, you’re going to do this to your fullest potential!”

Marvel: *happy to see her having fun with the whole thing* “Yes ma’am.”

The choreography would go crazy too. Like Mary said, he was going to do it to his fullest potential. She’s making him learn how to dance in sync with other dancers all that. One of the only reasons he isn’t completely struggling is that a couple past Champions were dancers, ritual performers/dancers, and so on. As for if he’d win? Maybe. All I know is that absolutely no one guessed him.

Crowd and Judges: “Take off the mask! Take off the mask! Take off the mask!”

Marvel: *takes off the mask*

Show Host: *jaw drop*

Crowd: *jaws drop*

Judges: *jaws drop*

Literally any leaguer whose watching the show: *jaws drop*

Show Host: “Superhero, Captain Marvel???”

Marvel: *little wave*

Show Host: “The winner of Masked Singer season X! Congratulations, you were amazing. Now what brought you to the show?” *hands Marvel a mic*

Marvel: “Uuuh… so I came on the show cause Junior dared me. Uhm I honestly didn’t expect to win.” *gives a thumbs up* “Was super fun though.”

Show Host: “Well that’s amazing!”

And so, Marvel goes home with the trophy. Freddy suggests they melt it down and sell it before Mary tells them it probably isn’t real gold.

The next day at the Watchtower…

Marvel: *Zetas in*

Flash: *zooms over, pointing* “You!”

Marvel: “Me.” *looks around* “Something wrong, Flash?”

Flash: “Yes! You can sing?!”

Marvel: “Oh, uh… You heard about that?”

Flash: “Everyone’s heard about it!”

Marvel: “Oh.”

Flash: “Yeah, ‘oh.’”

*silence*

Flash: “We’re marathoning all the entire season.”

Marvel: “WHAT?”

As for the songs he sang, obviously an Elvis song, and for me, myself and I, Hopelessly Devoted to you by Olivia Newton-John. You can pick the other songs.

[buryme-withmyspurs]

inez chuckles and goes rummaging through the cabinets. she grabs the nuts and even a thing of sprinkles, collecting their spoils out along the countertop. “just missin’ that bourbon and i think we then got the fixings for a good time.” oh !! “bananas, too, peaches — can’t go splittin’ without ‘em.”

the maraschino cherries would be missed, but they had pooled together enough of a party bar that, once the bourbon hit, it wouldn’t quite matter.

Reaching up into the fridge, Dom pulled out two cans. "One's half full from the party but the other one is full! We got...nuts? If you want nuts??? Go nuts!" That was a terrible joke. "Whatever you want on top, I'm sure I have it in one of the top cabinets," she said as she worked on finding two appropriate sized bowls for their escapades.

[atvrvxia]

it’s my weekly “feminine urge to whack my coworker” post

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Platonic Yandere Queen Step Sister

She wasn’t always a queen 

Like every queen before she was a princess

But before she was a princess she was a count from a low-class duchy

Her mother had found your father

Old, ill, and enticed by the countess willing to entertain him

The countess herself wasn’t awful

She was civil, for the most part the only problem with her was her daughter

“And this is your new sister—Harley! Say hello!”

“Hmph just because your Dad’s the King doesn’t mean I have to like you!”

“Harley!”

Harley was a menace

Snooty and rude

Every time she spoke to you it was like liquid acid spraying specifically at you

She was typically spoiled but she never mistreated the servants 

She was decent to your father 

But to you, it was like she hated your guts from the very beginning

“I’m glad I spilled all that cranberry juice on you! The little outfit you were wearing before matched your ugliness a bit too well.”

“That was a gift from my late mother!”

“Hm figures.”

Of course in turn you hate her too

And you don’t bother hiding it from your father when he weakly asks you to hang out with her

“Did you hear what she said to me? I honestly couldn’t care less if that horse she spooked stomped her flat.”

“(Y/n)! Hold your tongue, she’s your new sister.”

“She might be your daughter but that thing is not my sister.”

He doesn’t seem convinced as he continues putting you together with her in hopes it will strengthen your bond

It does not

And it will never be as your father succumbs to his illness

Naturally, you prepare to take on the throne despite your young age

But alas nothing goes the way it should since she’s been forced into your life

“As the former partner of the King, I gladly will take up the role until our child is ready.”

It’s infuriating as the advisor reads a part in his newly written will about this

How he ordained that his second wife have you in her care and the kingdom in her control

And of course decency dwindles as she becomes drunk on the social power

Fueling her gremlin of a daughter

“Mother’s forbidden you from leaving your room. So I figured I’d give you some of my company! You're welcome.”

“Go jump out the window.”

“How dare–MOM!”

It just gets worse and worse

You do think for a moment things will get better as The substitute Queen keels over her wine at a banquet

Thanking the heavens for whoever poisoned her, you’re prepared to take the throne

“I am so sorry (Y/n) but the council has ruled that for your safety as the kingdom’s only true heir, it’d be dangerous to let you take the throne. So we’ll give the role of Queen to Harley.”

It takes you everything not to stab the brat as she puffs her chest and flips her hair

“Won’t you congratulate me on my coronation!”

It’s agony that ripples under your skin as you have no choice but to flee the castle grounds to escape her stabbing presence and that only works for a day at most

With her mother no longer ruling she isn’t forced to take etiquette lessons away from you

Now she can demand your attendance for any minor meeting

“I don’t think we should mobilize our militia on that border. It’s far too much of an overreaction.”

“What about the villages that have been burned there? The people who need medical attention?”

“Hush (Y/n) I didn’t say you could talk in this meeting.”

It's all so frustrating feeling trapped

But you’re not the only one 

Harley is incredibly frustrated because of what keeps her trapped

And that’s her inability to say anything that she truly means

Especially with manners of the heart

Underneath layers of cruel insults, stifling rules, and personal jabs 

Is a step-sister who adores your very being but is stuck with her thorny exterior

She is forced to stick her nose up and sneer at you when you look her direction

When she’ll say “You look like death with the new family brooch. You might do better to just leave it off.”

What she means “I think you look even more gorgeous than usual with the family brooch, don’t ever take it off.”

If she wasn’t as backward demented as she was it probably wouldn’t be so hard to try being nice

To switch her compliments to insults for just a day to give you a kind compliment

But she hates actually making it so that

Naturally, this is why she killed her mother

She’d gotten in the way of her free time with you 

On top of looking down on you which she absolutely hates the most

Granted she’s certain you hate her with how much time she spends attempting to bring you down expressing her affection the only way she can

Sometimes she’s tempted to put it in writing 

just explain her condition so that she can jump into your arms as you connect the dots

But every time she’d written something out, she couldn’t help but confess how obsessed she was with you 

How happy she was that her whole job now was protecting you

She wasn’t exactly fond of the kingdom other than it being an inheritance for you

She hopes you’ll forgive her as she’ll  prioritize you and your safety above all else

No one but your father’s trusted advisor may see past her biting personality

Convinced with the council that it’s best to have her temporarily rule

If only until they get to the bottom of both the King and the Queen’s deaths

Should any council member question her or her motives 

she’d be quick to shut that down

She can’t have these old nobles get in the way of her dominion over you

“I hope you enjoy the joys of being accused of fraud. It’ll be nice to look back on your time when on the council when you’re rotting in jail.”

She has no mercy for anyone but you

[writertothemaximum]

hi i want to request a sfw fic if its okay :3 yuuji with a reader who is anxious at all times and like really easily scared? like huohuo from hsr ( if you play hsr ) headcannons or anything is fine , and male reader please

omg yes it’s very okay!! I do play hsr, huohuo is such a cutie,, (I’m sure you are too anon!) (patpat) Anon, you might really like Kaito Yuki from the jjk mobile game! He has a really cute arc with Yuuji about overcoming his preconceived biases and fear of curses. (i’m really hoping someone translates the main story ;w; but that’s where it is) I hope you enjoy this little story :)

Yuuji x Easily Scared + High Anxiety Reader

// content // sfw, Established relationship, both of you are Juju tech students, reader has compulsive anxiety (thoughts about dying), but it’s okay yuuji will comfort you (and you will comfort him), hurt/comfort, ugly crying, I don't think I actually state the reader's gender anywhere but I was imagining male

-Getting through each day is like a roller coaster for you. Classes are difficult enough, especially when you constantly get compared to your peers, and then missions. Missions are a completely different subject.

-Luckily, your cursed technique isn’t exactly built for combat, but they need your expertise here and there, and every time you’ve gone, you’ve seen your life flash before your eyes. Being a sorcerer isn’t an easy job in any sense of the phrase, but the fact that this is commonplace? That this is normal? You’re saving people. You’re helping people. You’re doing your best, but your best isn’t enough, it never was.

…

You and Yuuji are cuddling on the couch, and a movie plays on the TV. It’s a horror movie that Yuuji’s been begging you to watch with him for a while now, and while horror isn’t your favorite, you’ve had to admit that it’s more enjoyable than you initially expected. A part of it hits too close to home, but there’s also something a bit cathartic about seeing people freak out more than you do. (Well, they are just acting. You’re not.)

Today, though, is a little different. You just knew the moment you got out of bed today that it was going to be a bit of a rough one. There’s just this tension in your fingertips, this rattling in your brain—It’s just not a good day. You’re on edge and you don’t know why. Did you get into an argument with someone? Did you forget to do something? Was it the mission yesterday? Oh god, it has to be the mission yesterday. It wasn’t your fault. Don’t worry about it, it wasn’t your fault.

You could have died. You can die tomorrow. You look right at Yuuji and you feel his heartbeat pumping against you in a steady rhythm. You can lose him. It might even be your fault.

There’s a loud noise on the screen, and the monster jumps up and the screen cuts to red. Somehow, you’re screaming and there’s tears running down your face.

“Hey!” Yuuji shouts out, pausing the movie, turning his attention to you. “Are you alright? What’s up? Hey, come on.”

He’s so sweet, his voice is so sweet you could drown in it. It’s too much. It’s just too much all at once.

You find yourself babbling, tears running down your cheeks. It’s pathetic, god, you’re so fucking pathetic. Yuuji’s looking right at you. What is he thinking? Is he going to hate you? Because you started balling at a stupid fucking jumpscare?

His arms wrap around you, and you sniffle, feeling the soft fabric of his hoodie rub against the back of your neck. “It’s okay. I’m here, it’s okay.”

“I’m sorry,” you mumble out, finally getting a grip on human language.

Yuuji just chuckles. “Why are you apologizing? I should be apologizing, I kept pressuring you to put on the movie.”

You squeeze Yuuji back, and his toned body is so soft, you can just sink in for hours. He’s like a furnace, and everything fills you with warmth. “I’m sorry for being pathetic and crying in front of you.”

“You’re not pathetic,” Yuuji says bluntly, his voice firm. There’s a pause, and Yuuji goes still. You feel him tense up just a bit. “You know,” he starts, taking a breath, “I’ve always admired you. Like a lot.”

You bite your lip. That’s a bit hard to believe. Clearly, Yuuji can tell.

“I mean it! Whenever I get scared, I think about you cheering me on. Whenever I doubt myself, I think about how hard you push yourself, and I just…” He’s sniffling now. “Fuck.”

“Yuuji?” you ask, and you turn to look at his face, but he’s wiping it against his hoodie. When he turns to face you, he smiles weakly, and there’s tears rolling down his face.

“I don’t want to lose you, alright?”

You hug him tighter—tighter than you ever have before. “You get scared? I can’t imagine…”

“I do!” he whines back at you, before rubbing his nose against his sleeve again. “Fuck.”

“Yuuji!” you shout out, and he laughs back at you.

“God, I love you,” he mumbles, before nuzzling the bottom of your chin. “I love how strong you are, I love how hard you work, I love how you push yourself to do your best. I love how much you care, I love how much you want to do the right thing.”

You bunch your shoulders up instinctively, pouting your lips. “It’s not…you don’t think it’s pathetic I’m anxious all the time?”

Yuuji chuckles weakly, and now his face is on your chest. His eyes are closed, and he looks at peace. “If you weren’t, it wouldn’t be you. I wouldn’t want it any other way.”

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