#i’m literally shaking buy her brown contacts pls

[npdfavs]

Gregory House from House MD has NPD! ( headcanon / implied? )

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

alright so I’m definitely being followed

[cocktail1988]

they literally did the buy her brown eye contacts to tom cruise in minority report

[d0vegum]

weezer blue

[cocktail1988]

minority report is so crazy because spielberg literally did the “omg i’m shaking please give her brown contacts” meme with tom cruise except they removed his eyeballs and it was so wrong so sinister you immediately missed his green eyes and wanted them back but they were gone in that universe time marches on and also one of his original eyes fell down an air vent

[ghstsrock]

Hateful Sodapop headcannons you wouldn’t dare

Sodapop Curtis Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Sodapop Curtis headcanons

( a/n : I’d fight Rob Lowe for half a stick of gum | I DARE )

✶ Blonde despite the fact that no one else in his family is

✶ has a canon secret sex life with Steve

✶ can’t and won’t take anything serious until the last minute

✶ drop out 🤯

there people can’t make up they’re mind - either they’re drop outs or they don’t wanna leave

✶ Likes his grapes peeled

makes Darry peel them for him

✶ Literally had two of his friends die on his birthday

✶ probably gets with the gang members ex’s

especially Dally’s

✶ Screams like a little bitch

✶ VIETNAM????

✶ scared for spiders

✶ Puts food coloring in everything he cooks

✶ can’t fucking cook

✶ Has some undiagnosed autism or sumn

✶ definitely the type of guy to poke the person sitting next to him when he’s bored

✶ counts on his fingers

✶ watches a horror movie, becomes terrified by it, takes a month long hiatus from them, repeats

✶ can’t be trusted to do anything alone

shopping, walking, (apparently) putting on clothes

✶ lactose intolerant.

✶ allergic to half the things on earth

✶ can’t watch romance movies

he starts crying

✶ bright, painfully white, clean, straight, almost platinum shiny teeth

✶ Blue eyed.

I’m literally shaking buy her brown contacts pls - wutnope

✶ also eats off the floor

✶ the most dramatic sick person known to man

✶ probably puts fucking artichoke on his pizza

either that or he’s a full grown, passionate sea food hater

✶ soda(the beverage) makes his tummy hurt

✶ carb intake is also wild

✶ Impulsive

✶ non-confrontational

✶ a SLUT

✶ chews gum unbelievably, unnecessarily, distractingly, annoyingly loud

✶ LITERALLY HAS A WHOLE DISCUSSION BOARD DEDICATED TO DETERMINING WHETHER HE HAS ADHD OR NOT

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[airobirb]

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[james-spooky]

i’m shaking literally buy her some brown contacts pls

[every-single-day]

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[sosaysdean]

“I’m literally shaking buy her brown contacts pls” literally changed something in my brain I think about it every time I see someone with blue eyes

[devyndesiree]

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[heymacy]

15 questions, 15 mutuals! i was tagged by my loves @gardenerian, @squidyyy23, and @energievie 💛

were you named after anyone? legally i'm named after an actress from the 1960s. but you can call me macy 😌

when was the last time you cried? yesterday (and the day before that, and the day before that...)

do you have kids? none that i'm aware of

do you use sarcasm a lot? i'd say i'm less sarcastic and more snarky

whats the first thing you notice about people? their energy, and boy howdy do i know within 0.5 seconds if we're gonna vibe or not

what’s your eye color? i’m literally shaking buy her brown contacts pls

scary movies or happy endings? happy endings, por favor

any special talents? i can go 3+ minutes without blinking and i'm freakishly good at parallel parking

where were you born? seattle, washington on a rainy wednesday morning 🌧️

what are your hobbies? writing, making little moving pictures, learning and regurgitating everything i can about film history, puzzles, drawing, wire wrapping, sleeping

have any pets? three little rats in cat costumes

what sports do you play/have you played? i played damn near everything and sucked at all of it. a bitch can dance though! 💃🏻

how tall are you? 5' 5"

favorite subject in school? film, theatre, history

dream job? cathedral gargoyle

i'm tagging @iansfreckles, @nicksobotka, @metalheadmickey, @heymrspatel, @whatwouldmickeydo, @whatthebodygraspsnot, @gallawitchxx, @howlinchickhowl, @vintagelacerosette, @deedala, @michellemisfit, @palepinkgoat, @sleepyfacetoughguy, @creepkinginc, @mishervellous, @crossmydna, @harrowhark-a-vagrant, @thisdivorce, @too-schoolforcool, & @thepupperino (limit me to 15 tags? them's fightin' words)

[absolutelyabby23]

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[mayahawkeswife]

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[matchboxbed]

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[clairabow]

i’m literally shaking buy her some brown eye contacts pls