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wrong blog?
lmao yeah my bad
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What people think a Nidoqueen is like: I am a tank of a Pokémon. I will defend my pack and my children until the death. I have a high defence stat and poison anyone who touches me. I am incredibly tall and muscular. Avoid me at all costs.
My Nidoqueen: trainer I have a tummy ache again from eating too fast please bring my warm blanket and rub my belly while I cry and whimper :(
#wyrm does this shit all the time#you’re a pseudo-legendary dragon yet you’re defeated by a tummyache?#that’s#that’s actually very relatable tbh#pkmn irl#pokeblogging
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So Summer's fucking with me when she says there's a region called Oblivia, right? Like, that can't be the name of an actual place that sounds like the evil country in a fantasy novel.
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horse fight
damn horse fight
Horse fight
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being named after Pokemon is so cool actually. like I wouldn’t name my kid after a Pokemon but taking a Pokemon name is sick as hell. imagine meeting a person called Dragapult you’d instantly know they’re the sickest person alive
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luxray!!
I'm gonna hop on the trend-
Reblog(or send an ask) with a pokemon and I'll tell you about an experience I've had grooming them! (Or just interacting with them in the grooming circuit!)
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is it normal for a person to hover sometimes
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my attempts at donuts are improving
which tbh isn’t saying much considering how they went the first time but hey progress is progress
#still can’t believe I’m fucking making donuts for that bitch ass motherfucker of a legendary#pkmn irl#pokeblogging
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Hopping on the trend. Leave a pokemon in the notes and I'll let you know what they're like to capture/work with in the wild.
#grumbo fan for LIFE#also awww thank you#little man’s been the mvp since I’ve started this ranger thing I’m ngl#pokeblogging#pkmn irl#don’t fear the ranger
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absolutely delightful I’ll get on that this instant
Trends!
Tell me a pokemon! I will give it a ghost rating! You will see what I mean!
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golett if you’ve worked with them?? if not then uhh. grimmsnarl. favourite fairy type fr
Hopping on the trend. Leave a pokemon in the notes and I'll let you know what they're like to capture/work with in the wild.
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basil you’re like quasi-dark type with ghost type moves I don’t have shit on you
reblog and put in the tags if you could whoop my ass
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*laughs in I already made this guy on this picrew because yeah it slaps*
//OOC why not start a picrew chain with my favorite picrew here's the link
//OOC and ofc my obligatory kitsune curse twilight
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reblog and put in the tags if you could whoop my ass
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golett??
Trends!
Tell me a pokemon! I will give it a ghost rating! You will see what I mean!
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you’re so real for this one
🐲 - which legendary/mythical would they gladly beat the shit out of?
Dawn: Arceus! Fuck that guy!
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Congrats on getting your liver back!
Where are the rest of your organs. They did not show up in the x-ray. Did Mario steal those too.
presumably yes
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