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people don’t write their headcanons like a hater and it’s sad. Dallas Winston Headcanons (hater edition) coming to you soon.

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I actually don’t know

@dal1vs @s0dap0p-curt1s @peachyponyboyy

Not me having some kinda type... Who shall I tag? I think I wanna tagggggg... @mybugsmybugsmybugs @mexicangela @lunar-years @biscuitboxpink but no pressure!! I just thought it would be fun!

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Hateful Sodapop headcannons you wouldn’t dare

Sodapop Curtis Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Sodapop Curtis headcanons

( a/n : I’d fight Rob Lowe for half a stick of gum | I DARE )

✶ Blonde despite the fact that no one else in his family is

✶ has a canon secret sex life with Steve

✶ can’t and won’t take anything serious until the last minute

✶ drop out 🤯

there people can’t make up they’re mind - either they’re drop outs or they don’t wanna leave

✶ Likes his grapes peeled

makes Darry peel them for him

✶ Literally had two of his friends die on his birthday

✶ probably gets with the gang members ex’s

especially Dally’s

✶ Screams like a little bitch

✶ VIETNAM????

✶ scared for spiders

✶ Puts food coloring in everything he cooks

✶ can’t fucking cook

✶ Has some undiagnosed autism or sumn

✶ definitely the type of guy to poke the person sitting next to him when he’s bored

✶ counts on his fingers

✶ watches a horror movie, becomes terrified by it, takes a month long hiatus from them, repeats

✶ can’t be trusted to do anything alone

shopping, walking, (apparently) putting on clothes

✶ lactose intolerant.

✶ allergic to half the things on earth

✶ can’t watch romance movies

he starts crying

✶ bright, painfully white, clean, straight, almost platinum shiny teeth

✶ Blue eyed.

I’m literally shaking buy her brown contacts pls - wutnope

✶ also eats off the floor

✶ the most dramatic sick person known to man

✶ probably puts fucking artichoke on his pizza

either that or he’s a full grown, passionate sea food hater

✶ soda(the beverage) makes his tummy hurt

✶ carb intake is also wild

✶ Impulsive

✶ non-confrontational

✶ a SLUT

✶ chews gum unbelievably, unnecessarily, distractingly, annoyingly loud

✶ LITERALLY HAS A WHOLE DISCUSSION BOARD DEDICATED TO DETERMINING WHETHER HE HAS ADHD OR NOT

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Dally is Irredeemable

! 🗯 ⋆ in which i persuade you into believing dally is irredeemable

( a/n : this is based off that poll I posted a while ago asking for help deciding what I should write my persuasive letter about. this the result of that. enjoy! )

Dear Reader,

My name is Jeremy, I’m a loser who runs a tumblr account. I am writing to you as someone who likes analyzing characters to express my views on the character of Dallas Winston.

Dallas Winston, one of the main characters in S.E Hinton’s iconic novel, The Outsiders, is often seen as a complex and intriguing character by many readers. However, his actions throughout the novel raise questions about his intentions and motivations. In this letter, I aim to present evidence and argue my belief that Dallas Winston is ultimately an irredeemable character, whose actions and choices cannot be excused or forgiven.

For context, Dallas Winston is described as being one of the older members of the book's main group. He’s mean, cold, tuff, and the most hardened and violent. He spent most of his life living on the streets of New York, getting into so much trouble that he was first arrested at the mere age of ten. While this does not define a person, it certainly does him.

This is the first reason I believe Dallas is irredeemable: Johnny Cade. The relationship and dynamics between Johnny and Dallas is nuanced. Despite their differences in mental and physical characteristics, they have a strong bond between them. Dallas constantly shows special treatment towards Johnny, which is evident in the second chapter when they are at the drive-in theater. Dallas is making inappropriate comments toward a soc girl named Cherry. While both Ponyboy and Johnny were uncomfortable by this behavior, Johnny is the only one who intervenes. “Dallas just scowled for a second. If it had been me, or Two-Bit, or Soda, or Steve or anyone but Johnny, Dally would have flattened him without hesitation,” (Hinton). This highlights the deep connection between the two characters, but how good can that really be? Johnny is seen idolizing Dallas throughout the book, this stems from his troubled relationship with his parents causing Johnny to feel the need to earn Dally’s approval. Dallas, on the other hand, uses this power imbalance to his advantage, lashing out at Johnny when he tries to assert independence. This relationship highlights the toxicity that has existed throughout Dally’s life.

Continuing that, I bring you to my second reason: Dallas has known nothing but a life of crime and hatred. Now, I know what you’re thinking. People change, right? Well, Dallas is a different story. He has allowed his upbringing to define who he is in the novel - his abusive dad, absent mother, numerous run-ins with the law, and other traumatic experiences have shaped his negative outlook on life. For example, in Chapter Five, Dally, Johnny, and Ponyboy are in Dally’s car outside a Dairy Queen. When Johnny asks Dallas if his parents have asked about him, Dallas gets rather upset at Johnny. “You think my old man gives a hang if I’m dead in a car wreck, or drunk, or jail or something’? He doesn’t care, and that doesn’t bother me none,” (Hinton). By saying this, Dallas shows that he has internalized the neglect he experienced from his father to the point where he has become desensitized to the feelings of others who have different ones. It also shows one of Dally’s biggest defense mechanisms, violence.

My final reason is that Dallas Winston is weak. When I say weak, I’m referring to Dally’s mental strength rather than his physical strength. I’m sure that boy is malnourished, lactose intolerant, and can’t handle gluten. But, I digress. Despite being portrayed as a strong character, his behavior shows nothing but weakness. He’s weaker than Johnny mentally. He’s weak with how he handles serious issues, relationships, and his own life. He recklessly deals with issues and his reaction to Johnny’s death serves as the perfect example of that. “Why can I take it when Dally can’t? And then I knew, Johnny was the only thing Dally loved. And now Johnny was gone,” (Hinton). As this iconic novel comes to a close, we witness two major character deaths, the first one being Johnny’s. As previously stated, Johnny and Dallas had a special relationship. Initially, Dallas doesn’t seem to react much to Johnny’s death, but as the moments pass, he becomes increasingly unstable, unable to cope with his emotions. He runs out following a moment of melodramatic whimpering, later we found out he robbed a magazine store with an empty gun. The way he handles his grief by resorting to violence, ultimately leading to his death, highlights his weaknesses. ��Dally didn’t die a hero. He died violent, young, and desperate. Just like we all knew he’d die someday … But Johnny was right, He died gallant,” (Hinton).

Some individuals who hold an opposing view to mine believe that Dally is redeemable based on his loyalty to the gang and his good treatment of Johnny. However, Dallas has no actual sense of loyalty. He has a tendency to double-cross others for what appears to be his own amusement contradicts this viewpoint completely. The best example of this would be Dally’s on-and-off again friendship with Tim Shepard, the leader of a different gang in town. This is first brought up in the second chapter by Two-Bit Mathews when he says, “That’s why I came over. Mr. Timothy Shepard and Co. are looking for whoever so kindly slashed their car’s tires, and since Mr. Curly Shepard spotted Dallas doing it … well … does Dallas have a blade?” (Hinton). The fact that Dally’s tendency to betray people is a joke to his friends undermines any argument that attempts to redeem him based on his loyalty. Additionally, the incident where Dally lashed their tries and his lack of remorse for engaging in such petty and destructive behavior further demonstrates his lack of a moral compass.

I urge you to never find yourself in a position where you can actively sympathize with the man that was Dallas Winston. And that, if you do, you get the help you desperately need.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely, Jeremy

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I dare you to hate on Johnny Cade 😈😈😈

Johnny Cade Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Johnny Cade headcanons

( a/n : you ask and you shall receive | pls don’t kill me, I just got here 💔 )

✶ Invented the sassy man apocalypse

✶ Brings a knife to school like a redneck

✶ Illiterate

✶ Idolizes Dallas Winston (RED FLAG)

✶ Quiet but when he does start talking he doesn’t know when to stfu

✶ Has a colony of black, raggity, stray cats that follow him around like he’s the second coming

✶ Miniature thief

✶ Doesn’t know how to accept ANYTHING

gifts, compliments, medical care - all of it rejected

✶ Talks the nastiest, most outrageous, repulsive, out-of-pocket shit ever

that bitch don’t say shit, he hears everything

✶ Huge, black, empty, opaque eyes that stare into your soul and probably whisper things about your demise in your ears

✶ Mentally ill

✶ Probably has some strange contagious disease living under his finger nails

✶ oh, and a nail bitter

✶ Can’t handle a verbal disagreement but can kill a man

oh yeah

✶ MURDERER.

✶ Short

✶ Falls asleep while smoking

✶ Probably caused the church fire he died in

✶ TERRIBLE taste in men

✶ Has never felt the touch of a women

at least not affectionately

✶ MOMMY ISSUES

✶ Canonly slow

✶ His jacket is covered in snot

the black plague is probably growing on them sleeves

✶ NEEDS a haircut

professionally, not outside a church he’s gon die in

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why do Ralph Macchio characters never have a dad? it like “oh, you? you’re gonna be played by Ralph Macchio? DADLESS.”

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Steve Randle Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Steve Randle headcanons

( a/n : I’ve been waiting for this one, TURN UP | sorry this took so long, my tumblr has been acting weird )

✶ stinky. RANCID

like axe body spray and motor oil

✶ Has no personality

✶ cheated on Evie with Soda

canon.

✶ His teeth aren’t just crooked. they’re rotten, full of cavities, his breath is just .. RUIEBWU yuck

✶ potentially too prideful

✶ probably names animals shit like “Hammerhead Kid Eater 10,000”

✶ Microwaves styrofoam

✶ Banned from the kitchen

✶ super appearance obsessed

✶ Also walks around with cake all over face like just ate dookie

✶ JUDGES people’s handwriting

✶ writes in small, unreadable, cursive with his left hand

✶ Ponyboy hater and for what?

✶ vain 😀

✶ SUCKS A POKER

loses so much, people started betting purely on that

✶ dairy in take is the worst of the entire gang

✶ definitely didn’t take proper care of that tattoo when he first got it

✶ fear of failure or fear of people being better than him?

✶ his comb is disgusting

like CLEAN THAT SHIT - bros got gel, dandruff, probably some bugs

✶ got the plague growing under his nails, too

✶ think y’all are best friends from the moment you meet

✶ probably peaked in middle school and is now mentally stuck there

✶ Wont stfu

✶ has every disease in the world

✶ Gay

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Dallas Winston Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Dallas Winston headcanons

( a/n : if Dallas Winston has no haters then I don’t exist | I also wrote these with book Dallas in mind )

✶ WHORE

✶ Afraid of insects

✶ Hella uncoordinated

✶ Scorpio stare

✶ He looks like a bitter

✶ Leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom

✶ Doesn’t wash his hands

✶ Eats cookie dough

✶ Probably gotten mono so many times he’s developed an immunity to it

✶ Has the most disgusting, unreadable, broken, undesirably terrible handwriting ever

✶ Toxic masculinity (that bitch is insecure)

✶ Totally calls women bitches (derogatory)

✶ Did I mention he’s gay AND a homophobe

✶ Stopped showing up to school in middle school (uneducated :00000)

✶ Picks his nose and wipes it on furniture or walls

✶ Mean to children

✶ Picks at his scabs

✶ Nail bitter

✶ Lactose intolerant

✶ A hair puller

✶ Behaves like a super senior

✶ mommy issues

✶ daddy issues

✶ rude to waiters and people like that

✶ NASTY, DISGUSTING, REPULSIVE, ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE HORRENDOUSLY BUTT RAT UGLY YELLOW GRIMMY CROOKED TEETH.

Toothbrush? Toothpaste? SOAP??? Never heard of it

Shower? I hardly know her *gunshots*

✶ Probably hasn’t had a haircut since 8th grade

✶ Racist towards men

✶ Drinks milk out the carton then puts it back in the fridge

✶ bends down to hear people shorter than him

he also looks around like he can’t see them when they try to talk to him

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DARRY CURTIS HATE CANNONS‼️😼😼

Darrel Curtis Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Darrel Curtis headcanons

( a/n : a lot of these were taken from @crow2222 ‘s post which provided facts about Darry from the book. I reblogged it before posting this so go take a look at that if you please! )

✶ hates movies???

WHAT?????

✶ Captain of the football team

never a good sign

✶ probably also did choir or sumn

✶ The future back issues are gonna be insane

✶ Intimidating

✶ drinks black coffee

✶ Never locks his fucking doors

PSYCHOPATH. PSY-CHO-PATH.

✶ he has an attitude

✶ Eats everything

✶ GAY

he knows gymnastics AND ballet (you need ballet for football)

✶ Bro does not get enough sleep

✶ properly has a tramp stamp

✶ idk who said this but DARRY IS AFRAID OF WOMEN

gay??

✶ thousand yard stare

✶ the type of person to apologize by making the person favorite food instead of saying he’s sorry

✶ SNORES

and he does that smoker cough in his sleep too, fucking sleep apnea

✶ Spencerian handwriting

✶ collects oddly scented lotions and candles

✶ stands fruity

✶ chicken on his pizza.

✶ desperate for the American dream

and I mean desperate. he dreams about it, cries about it, eats about it, drinks about it - he needs it

✶ picks favorites

✶ Owns a kiss the cook apron

😒😒

✶ hot take, lacks empathy

✶ Savior complex

✶ totally has a guitar he never uses but no ones allowed to touch it because it’s expensive

✶ loses three people including his little brother

loser

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hateful twobit headcannons PLEASEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 these are so funny

Two-bit Mathews Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Two-bit Mathews headcanons

( a/n : this would be so much easier if pony gave him a personality 🤯🤯 | I tried my best and I hope you like this 😞🤞 )

✶ Mocks people at any given moment

you say something slightly different than usual, he’s repeating it but 10x stranger

✶ If a joke doesn’t land, he’ll repeat it as if that’ll make it funnier

✶ Lazy

✶ has a perfectly good shower at home but doesn’t use it

✶ Generally a pervert

✶ Randomly sings very loud and very poorly

say one word and he’s breaking out like a rash

✶ 18 and still a junior

✶ 18 and doesn’t have his license

✶ eats EVERYTHINg

✶ Ginger

✶ His breath is RANCID

✶ side burns.

✶ was the type of kid to answer with “fire truck” when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up

✶ Laughs at his own jokes so that way others are forced to laugh

✶ illiterate

✶ sharts.

✶ a thief

and a damn good one too, wtf

✶ can’t stay sober for more than 3 days

✶ Most despicable, ineligible, messy, lopsided and falling off the line ass handwriting known to man

✶ Can’t stay still, snores, and probably talks in his sleep

✶ could sleep through his house being broken into by worlds loudest three year old

✶ commits a crime and when the police come looking for him he says he went the other way

✶ LIKES school???

mental illness

✶ Speaking of which, probably had some genetic mental illness passed down by his mom

✶ Brings a knife to school, too

✶ So in love with a children’s show that most of his shirts consist of the shows merchandise

✶ a Gemini

✶ Can’t hold a job

✶ A flat character

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AAAAHHHHHH

The Boy by The Smashing Pumpkins is bobby and johnny but also lawrusso

I Want The One I Cant Have by The Smiths is stevepop

Sad Little Eyes by The Castells and In Dreams by Roy Orbison are johnnyboy/pbj TRUST ME

@crow2222 @highway2002 @gammamede @ghstsrock i canr think of anyone elsr who hasnt been tagged alreafy

✨️TAG GAME TIME✨️

a song you associate with a book character or ship (name the character/ship please and thank you)

reminds me of cardan. no I will not elaborate you either get it or you dont.

npt: @ant-thebooknerd @agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity @bookish-phile @cookieswithforksandknifes @cromulentreader @fantasyfangirling4ever @graaaaaayy @highladyofterrasen7 @his-littlefox @jesyverse @kazbrekkerbitespeopleandsodoi @motherfeyre-archeron @mrswarnerxo @starlightbooklove @sweetvillainjude @thenightmareinyourcloset @thejudeduarte @veswe @viivdle @booklover2389 @annamatix

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Johnny Lawrence Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Johnny Lawrence headcanons

( a/n : i wrote these with goopy in mind. Iykyk | please read these in all caps as written. )

✶ BLONDE.

✶ BLUE EYED.

AHHHH

✶ GAY

✶ RICH

✶ RUDE

✶ DOESN’T DO HIS OWN LAUNDRY

✶ CAN’T COOK

✶ BEATS UP PEOPLE OF COLOR

✶ ILLITERATE

✶ DUMB

✶ ties his shoes with one bunny ear instead of two

that’s a life sentence.

✶ wears a red leather jacket

✶ TAKES MILITARY STYLE KARATE CLASSES

masochism

✶ rides his motorcycle like an asshole

✶ gets kick out every two weeks

✶ toxic masculinity

every William Zabka character has that, tho-

✶ VERY insecure

it’s like a personality trait or sumn

✶ probably owns a gun

✶ can’t roll a blunt

fake hippie.

✶ steals his mom’s wine

✶ MAMAS BOY

✶ can’t decide when he wasn’t to wear shiny pants or a polo shirt

✶ CAUCASIAN

✶ didn’t go to prom bc no one liked him after the tournament

✶ calls people twerp as an insult

✶ TWO LEFT FEET

✶ LACTOSE INTOLERANT

✶ THINKS SALT IS SPICY

✶ MAKES FUN OF MEN FOR DRINKING BEVERAGES WITH FRUIT IN THEM

projecting???

✶ hangs around a bunch of people shorter than him

✶ disgustingly idealistic

✶ LISTENS TO WHITESNAKE

✶ HUGE TITS

someone get this guy a bra

✶ failed English

✶ WEARS A HEADBAND IN PUBLIC GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS EX GIRLFRIEND HE CANT GET OVER

✶ A SLUT

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Ponyboy hateful headcanons rn. He might be a silly little guy but he's kinda pisses me off

Ponyboy Curtis Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Ponyboy Curtis headcanons

( a/n : this was actually a bit harder than I expected | please consider arguing abt my last take in the comments )

✶ A little bitch

✶ Reminds the teacher to hand out homework or that that the homework is due

✶ Unreliable narrator

✶ Outed Dally after he was killed AND insulted him

bro really said “oh great, he’s dead - he was fruity for Johnny btw” (ik it had a deeper meaning but stfu)

✶ A hater and for what?

✶ unnecessary judgmental, too

✶ Literally wrote out Steve’s entire personality

and the rest of the gang, too - pony is a bad friend

✶ Cries about EVERYTHING

✶ let Johnny talk him into going to a known criminal for guidance after getting tied into a murder

✶ Shows failure to empathize with the people around him

especially if they’re dumber than him

✶ Can’t make a good insult yet is 13 and in high school

✶ Invented lung cancer

✶ Eats off the floor

✶ Thinks face piercings are a sign of mental illness

✶ Says “no” when someone asks for a pencil knowing he’s got like 50 of them he’s stolen from other people

✶ Phobic.

✶ Ginger.

even a drop is too much

✶ Runs away at any minor inconvenience

✶ literally responsible for Johnny and Dally’s death

✶ Savior AND victim complex

✶ Unbelievably picky eater

either that or he unlatches his jaw to suck up food like a vacuum

✶ thinks salt is spicy and his carb intake is probably insane

✶ Scared of bees

✶ Superiority complex too, this bitch got issues

✶ Doesn’t think before doing anything

✶ Treats women poorly

everyone keeps saying he’s gone you like a queen, but I just don’t believe that

✶ Talks the most heinous shit about all his friends

✶ Certified yapper

✶ He’s also a cancer

✶ Too idealistic to the point its delusion

✶ Only writes in cursive and will make fun of you if you can’t read it

✶ Pathological liar

✶ Fake blonde

✶ secretly a bully

✶ also terrible taste in men

✶ Also hates children

and, my final hot take

✶ Team Jacob

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gang.. join @hideousvampire ‘s server or you’re gonna die in seven days

film property of Jeremy Ent. https://discord.gg/Fhc5KtUk6h

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So, I have to write a persuasive letter for English. I have some ideas but I’m not sure which one would be better.

The teacher didn’t put a limit on what we could write abt so these are my ideas

The middle one is a joke but I will write it seriously if it gets enough votes.

But yeah, those are your and my options.

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guess who just deleted the sims4 again