#two bit mathews headcanons

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Headcanons for greasers x sugar daddy/mommy (aka super rich soc who buys them anything) s/o!

Ponyboy Curtis

-so grateful

-he’s not really used to having nice things

-but now he has you

-you make his day whenever he comes home to find a pile of brand new books on his bed with a sweet letter

-you also come to his house one day and look at his clothes are are like no

-you buy him a bunch of new clothes and he’s sooo grateful

-“I-I mean gee you didn’t have to do that.. I mean it’s wonderful and all but… wow”

-“I know, I wanted to.”

-he feels so spoiled oml

Johnny Cade

-the least used to having stuff done and paid for

-he wears clothes two sizes to small because his mom forgets to make or buy him new ones

-so when you come into his life and start buying him all this stuff

-new clothes, whatever he wants, a nice watch, fancy dates

-he’s so overwhelmed he doesn’t know even what to do about it

-he always says thank you

-he’s so cute about it honestly

-he also feels super spoiled and uncomfortable when you pay

-but he gets used to it after a while

Sodapop Curtis

-loves it

-like he enjoys it a lot

-he cherishes everything you give him and wears it all with pride

-jeans you bought him? New favorite pair. Wristwatch? He’s always wearing it. Fancy date? He’s gonna remember that for life

-he’s so proud and loves shopping with you, and sometimes feels guilty for how much stuff you buy him

-but he quickly gets used to it with reassurance

-he’s always grateful and always bragging about you tbh

Darry Curtis

-at first he refused to let you pay

-but after repeatedly insisting on it he finally gives in

-still only lets you pay for the bare minimum, a few gifts, a few fancy dates

-it’s nice that he can finally get things he wants without having to save up for months

-he appreciates it

-he is a hard worker and used to working for what he wants

-so having things just appear in the palm of his hand… it’s new

Dallas Winston

-nah because he does have such an ego

-refuses to let you pay for most things

-sometimes you sneak paying for dinner and he takes it as a personal offense

-then you have to apologize… for paying for dinner?!

-he’s so silly goofy like that

-also wouldn’t let you buy him gifts

-but if you did it would literally be like this

-“Dal… I got you a wristwatch!”

“I’m not really a watch guy, y/n”

*look of hurt* “Fine, I’ll keep it!”

*he yanks it out of your hands* “No, I want it!”

Two Bit Mathews

-out of everyone loves it the most

-he loves going out and getting new jeans with you

-you give him a shit ton of money sometimes and just are like go ahead

-he spent it on candy and a bunch of stupid stuff (same thing as @sadie-bug345 ) BC ITS SO TRUE

-like prank stuff too

-and food but like shitty food like fast food

-he would 100% spent it like he just stepped out of Fred and George Weasleys shop

Steve Randle

-also a heavy bragger

-loves it when you spend on him

-prideful like soooo much

-he loves it whenever he can fix your car in return when you buy him things

-it makes him feel less guilty

-you also bought him his first car, it was a real nice blue mustang and he’s in love with it

-he adds upgrades and things to it all the time and you watch in joy

-he’s lowkey hot when he fixes cars n stuff

[ambrozjas]

I feel like two-bit is the kind of guy to be scared of spiders and then he just atarta get mad and freaks out that the spider is there and starts crying because he's mad(I feel like he would cry when hes mad😭🙏🏻)so could you maybe please do two-bit with a fem reader helping him kill the spider or being scared about it with him please

(also I love writing so much and your theme is so cute💗💗)

“f-fuck—!” two-bit said, drawing out the ‘f’ sound as his eyes widened. he hopped up onto the kitchen counter, knocking over a few bottles in the process as he let out a shrill cry.

you appeared from the hallway, eyes frantic as your head turned in every which way trying to find the threat. “what? what is it?” you screamed. all two-bit did was aggressively point at the floor, to which you squinted at it. and there you saw it. a small black spider. it looked harmless, maybe even cute, really. you bit your cheek to stop yourself from laughing when you heard your boyfriend screeching from on top of the counter for help.

“alright, alright! where are the paper towels?”

“you’ll need a flamethrower for that damn thing! there’s—there’s pro’ly more of ‘em all over this damn house!”

“yeah, ‘cause you don’t clean it, keith.” you snorted, your eyes landing on a small roll of paper towels near the kitchen sink. you sauntered over to them, making sure to go extra slow just to rile him up.

“can’t you go a little faster?! i’m dyin’ here!” he shrieked, extending his hands outwards in an exaggerated motion as his grey eyes widened to the size of saucers.

“are you fuckin’ crying?” you asked as you watched two-bit’s eyes glaze over with a sheen layer of tears.

“just get the damn spider!” he shouted, his voice cracked a bit on the ‘damn’ to which you laughed. all it took was one swift move and you scooped the small arachnid up, clenching it in your hand with the paper towel so it wouldn’t escape.

“y’done bein’ a baby, now?” you tilted your head, your free hand on your hip as you watched two-bit climb off the counter. he cringed at the sight of the paper towel and muttered incoherently as he saw you go to the bathroom to flush the spider down the toilet.

when you came back, you saw two bit pouting on the couch. once you had sat down on the arm of the sofa, you put your hand on his shoulder and asked about his worries. he simply flashed you a cheeky grin, his eyes crinkling at the corners before he asked.

“wanna get me a few more beers, pretty lady?”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ this request was so cute!!! ughhh and youre so sweet thank you sm 💕

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[chaotic-starlight24]

the gangs reaction of you made them a steak >:)

Alright :) I'll try my best! Darry Bro tries to decline it at first. He's confused why you would offer it since it can be very expensive but after you insist he takes it. Probably splits it into 3 so his brothers can get some. He's very thankful since it means he doesn't really have to worry about dinner that night. He also just loves steak so he doesn't show it but he is ecstatic.

Ponyboy He is extremely grateful for it and kinda confused. Mr. Curtis used to make really good steaks so it reminds Pony of their family BBQs. He either eats it right there or takes it back home and since he knows he won't eat it all, shares with Darry and Soda.

Sodapop He is probably the happiest of the brothers. Thanks you a whole bunch and immediately takes it from you with just the biggest grin. Once again, he would share with his brothers. He thinks they all deserve a special treat :)

Johnny He just looks at you like :O It takes a whole lot more insisting before he actually takes it. Like sure he is hungry but don't you want it? He hasn't ever really had one so he just awkwardly takes it in his hands and eats it like that.

Dally He grabs it straight from the grill the second you say something like "I'm making that one for y-" It's still really bloody but he really wanted that steak, ok? He probably gives you a pack of cigarettes, nods his head to you, and then walks off.

Two-Bit He doesn't actually care all that much for steaks, he's more of a chicken guy. But he stands next to you, joking around while you make it. Then he takes it home to his mom. Or Darry if he knows he's had a hard days work.

Steve He has a bottomless stomach if he really wants to so he waits very patiently for it to be done and just gobbles the entire thing right there. Unlike Johnny, he knows how to eat a steak properly. But he still just grabs it with his hands. With the meat juice all over his face he flashes you a thumbs-up and a smile.

[ghstsrock]

hateful twobit headcannons PLEASEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 these are so funny

Two-bit Mathews Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Two-bit Mathews headcanons

( a/n : this would be so much easier if pony gave him a personality 🤯🤯 | I tried my best and I hope you like this 😞🤞 )

✶ Mocks people at any given moment

you say something slightly different than usual, he’s repeating it but 10x stranger

✶ If a joke doesn’t land, he’ll repeat it as if that’ll make it funnier

✶ Lazy

✶ has a perfectly good shower at home but doesn’t use it

✶ Generally a pervert

✶ Randomly sings very loud and very poorly

say one word and he’s breaking out like a rash

✶ 18 and still a junior

✶ 18 and doesn’t have his license

✶ eats EVERYTHINg

✶ Ginger

✶ His breath is RANCID

✶ side burns.

✶ was the type of kid to answer with “fire truck” when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up

✶ Laughs at his own jokes so that way others are forced to laugh

✶ illiterate

✶ sharts.

✶ a thief

and a damn good one too, wtf

✶ can’t stay sober for more than 3 days

✶ Most despicable, ineligible, messy, lopsided and falling off the line ass handwriting known to man

✶ Can’t stay still, snores, and probably talks in his sleep

✶ could sleep through his house being broken into by worlds loudest three year old

✶ commits a crime and when the police come looking for him he says he went the other way

✶ LIKES school???

mental illness

✶ Speaking of which, probably had some genetic mental illness passed down by his mom

✶ Brings a knife to school, too

✶ So in love with a children’s show that most of his shirts consist of the shows merchandise

✶ a Gemini

✶ Can’t hold a job

✶ A flat character

﹙📦﹚ request inbox thing is open ﹒zᶻ

[calix-amini]

do yuo have twobit headcanons? asking for a frien d

hehe yes sirrr

two bit headcanons

-this man has never seen a stick of deodorant. EVER.

-he takes showers just not frequently

-and when he does it’s probably just him using 3 in 1 and then stepping out

-this guy would do BOTH types of drag race! car and rupaul

-he’d also probably wear his moms old dresses and go “look ma! im you!!”

-two bit and steve are the forgotten members of the gang so they hang out when the others dont

-he LOVED coloring with his sister when she was a toddler and listening to her talk about her day

-scratch that he loves his sister so much that whenever she would cry he would too

-he’s actually a little self conscious of his hair ! like he likes his sideburns but he hates the rest of his hair

-he has random different-colored splotches of skin on his skin? like just a little darker or a little lighter

-his eyes are realy prety :3333

-his love language is physical affection

-he would LOVE tyler the creator SO MUCH

-two bit and ponyboy are a little closer after the events of the book (canon version and the “everyone lives” version) and even tries to sit down and watch a movie with him :) (he didn’t make it past the title screen oof :,p)

-he still hates socs but now he doesn’t prank the ones that didn’t do anything to him/ to the gang

-him and marcia are going steady (so are marcia and randy, so they get into some fights)

-his breath smells like booze 24/7 even when he didn’t drink

-i don’t think he brushes his teeth too much

-he loves climbing trees

-he turns into a sappy little man whenever he sees a cute pet

[mister-mickey]

Idk outsiders ethnicity headcanons !!

Darry

- all four grandparents are Irish immigrants!

- it doesn’t affect him at all, he does not care

- all he knows is St. Patrick’s day, he goes overboard with the pinching and the green

- they’re Protestant, and while he isn’t really religious, it still had an effect ofc

Sodapop

- also Irish (obviously)

- he always goes crazy for holidays, so everyone makes sure to wear green on St. Patrick’s day. It’s all he knows about Ireland lmao

Ponyboy

- Irish (again)

- the only one that actually knows anything about Ireland.

- he likes to look at postcards and pictures of it. He thinks it’s very beautiful. He kind of wants to move there someday

- church had an effect on him too (that’s canon though)

Two-Bit

- he’s welsh, his moms parents still live there (he’s never met them)

- his mom still has a slight accent, he teases her about it

- he used to have an accent when he was a baby lol

- his dad was also welsh, but he left so Two doesn’t gaf about him and his side

Steve

- his dad has distant Scottish ancestry, but neither of them know anything about Scotland so they don’t care.

- his mom was Apsaalooke, and she was from Montana. Steve doesn’t know because she died when he was a baby and it hurts his dad to talk about her

- Steve has also never seen a picture of her before either. He has no idea, his dad doesn’t realize that he has no idea

Johnny

- both parents are Shawnee

- they moved away from their families because their families didn’t want them together. Part of the reason they’re still together is because they fought so hard to be together that they don’t want to separate now that they hate eachother

Dallas

- he doesn’t know anything about his heritage because he never sees his dad and his mom is dead

- but he’s polish

- his dads surname was “Witowski” but he changed it to Winston because ppl kept thinking it was Russian and harassing him

- so his dad hates Americans because of it

Tim

- mom is a Russian immigrant, dad is a Spanish immigrant. He doesn’t know anything about either cultures

- mom moved to America in the 30’s with her brother and met his dad almost immediately.

- then they moved to Tulsa! Also tim hates his uncle lol

Angela

- same as Tim, but she gets along with her uncle and actively enjoys Russian culture

- she was only three when her dad died so she also doesn’t know anything about Spain or her dads side

Curly

- he has a different dad (one of my fave hcs) and his dad is also Russian, so he’s fully Russian

- also loves their uncle and enjoys Russian culture

Bryon

- British ancestors

- he does not care about his heritage, he has more important things on his mind

- also it’s such distant ancestry that it rlly doesn’t matter

Mark

- so I hc dallys dad to be the infamous whore cowboy that fathered mark and Tex, so he’s half Polish

-his mom is Shawnee though (was ig, since she’s dead)

- he is aware, but he doesn’t like to think about his family for obvious reasons, he likes to think taht he’s just bryons brother

Cathy

- I also hc her and M&M to be two-bits cousins! Their dad is his moms brother (solely based on the fact that they all have grey eyes)

- so she’s welsh. She sends letters to her grandparents but has also never met them

M&M

- also welsh ofc

- his dad forces him and Cathy to send letters to their grandparents. His grandparents do not like him so he hates it

- he does think Wales is very cool though

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

The Gang Walks in on you changing! (The Outsiders skit)

(I acted it out cuz I was bored)

[gre4zerz]

PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who hasn't seen this:

I'm fine with that answer. (He probably gets decent tips)

[johnnycakesswitch]

The most “boys will be boys” things the gang do

• Steve, Soda, Dally, and Darry stay walking around half naked, ESPECIALLY in the summer. Their shirts are never on. Soda’s jeans are unzipped half the time smh

• as much as they really really try, the Curtis boys are known for leaving their dirty laundry everywhere 😟 no matter how messy they can be though, Two-Bit’s room will always be exponentially worse

• one time Steve and Soda wanted to see who could eat the most chocolate cake so they each ate a whole half of a cake and threw up later

• Johnny do not be washing his clothes 😭😭😭 it’s rly not his fault but Darry will offer to wash up some of his stuff with Ponyboy’s and Johnny will be like “no thank you it’s not that bad 🙂” bros jean jacket probably carries the plague

• they literally don’t stop eating. It’s canon that the Curtis brothers all have big appetites, everyone else is just as bad. Most of their money goes to groceries bc they literally just eat and eat

• Ponyboy tries to lay in bed directly after track practice before showering bc he’s tired and Sodapop is appalled

• so so so many wrestling and football injuries. Pony’s always tripping and falling face first. Steve is a fucking pincher when they’re wrestling so Soda and Two-Bit always have little ass bruises on them from him 💀 during football Johnny is really good at slipping between people bc he can be pretty quick but one time he managed to take Steve down with him and they knocked their heads together

• Dally unfortunately enjoys driving around and yelling obscenities when he has Buck’s car. No one is off limits. He’ll trail behind Johnny and be like “ay what that mouth do” and Johnny just lets out the most defeated sigh

• Ponyboy and Curly were each other’s first kiss “for practice” and didn’t rly think much of it until they realized they’d only been kissing each other even tho they didn’t need practice anymore and never tried to get w anyone else 😭😭😭

• if Two-Bit sees any kind of animal worth catching in his mind like an armadillo or some shit he will indeed try to catch it and bring it to the Curtis house and Darry is just like if you don’t get that damn armadillo off my porch

Anyway I love these sillies even tho boys are gross 😒

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

could you do a m!greaser hc where the m!greaser unintentionally says dirty stuff without realizing it (like saying good boy when they do a task for m!greaser,exc.) and it flusters the gang? if you don’t like this one just ignore it, if you do it THANK YOUUUU🖤

No problem pookie!!! And I actually love this so much and I had so much fun coming up with dirty jokes

Ponyboy Curtis

-hes hanging out with you

-reading with you

- working on homework

-“Hey, Pony… this problems pretty hard, you mind helpin’?”

-“Sure, y/n!”

-he does it with you leaning over him, watching him complete the problem step by step carefully

-when he finished explaining you whistle at him

-“What a good boy… thanks Pony.”

-you whisper in his ear form the close contact, grabbing your paper back

-his ears turn red as he stares at his own work, gulping and trying to pretend like he didn’t hear what he thinks he did

-he looks back at you, checking to see if you realize what’s going on

-but there you are, working peacefully

-he thinks about it for the rest of the night

Johnny Cade

-you guys were out at a restaurant

-hole in the wall place

-shooting straws at waitresses

-seeing who could do more without getting caught

-you won, and soon you both get kicked out onto the street, giggling

-“How’s that loss for ya, Johnny?” You grin, and get closer to him

-“Take it, Take it!” You chant, teasing him about the little game

-but he takes that last bit of your sentence far differently as he blushes

-“T-taking what now?” He asks softly, his eyes wide

-“Yk, the loss.” You say with a nonchalant shrug

-Johnny blushes even harder when he realizes you don’t know your own joke, his eyes widen to be the size of saucers

-“Johnnycake you ok?”

-“uhm- yeah.”

Sodapop Curtis

-you’re both getting ready for a shift

-and he’s teasing you about something while you both put your shoes on

-“Careful, Soda don’t make me tie you up like those shoes.”

-he smirks “Forward, Y/n. I like it”

-“What are you talkin about?” You say with an irritated glare

-“yk, tyin me up-“

-“LORD not like that! I mean to keep you from making those jokes not like- like that!”

-he blushes a bit when he realizes you didn’t know what you were talking about

-damn. He was looking forward to it.

Darry Curtis

-you are both making dinner

-you’re on a time crunch

-it has to be done before the rest of the Curtis boys come home

-and you decide to make some pizza with Darry

-you start rolling out the dough and slapping it down

-guiding Darry through how to make it when you aren’t around

-“See, Dare? You gotta slap the dough hard. Really rough to get the crust thin- what are you snickering on about?”

-Darry smirks, and blushes a bit “So you gotta slap the dough pretty hard right?!”

-you roll your eyes “Yes, that’s what I’ve been saying this whole time!”

-“You could slap my dough anytime.”

-“Darry that doesn’t make any- Oh you tricky bastard…”

-you flush in realization

Dallas Winston

-“Damn Dal, that’s really long... it’s so big.”

-you say, referring CLEARLY to the switchblade Dal just stole from a weapon shop

-he chuckles, smirking a bit

-he’s one of the few that figured out you genuinely don’t know what you’re talking about when you say stuff like that

-“is it, now, y/n?”

-“yeah man, it’s crazy huge!”

-he smirks

-“You know what else is huge?”

-You finally catch onto the joke

-realize he pulled out that knife just so you’d say that

-and was fucking with you the whole time

-so you decide to bite back a bit

-you cross your arms “Your list of bad life choices?”

-he crosses his arms “That’s cold, Y/n.”

Two Bit Mathews

-probably the least likely to catch on you don’t know what you’re talking about

-you both are eating some chocolate cake and watching Mickey Mouse

-“Two, we should take a break. We’ve been watching tv for hours.”

-“Yeah what are you y/n, my dad?”

-“Maybe I am your daddy.” You say with a smirk “or at least until you can learn to stop acting like a child

-he blushes so hard at this, both embarrassed and flustered

-“Gee, y/n. You sure know how to make a guy blush.”

-you furrow your brows “what you yappin about, Two?”

Steve Randle

-you’re helping Steve work on cars/fill up gas at the station

-you’re trying to fit the pump inside the tank

-it seems like you chose the wrong pump for that model of car

-you grunt, trying to fit it in “F-fuck Steve it won’t fit!”

-Steve comes out from under the car, with a raised eyebrow until he realizes what you’re talking about

-“I think you have the wrong hole there, y/n.” He jeers with a smirk

-you flush in embarrassment, and then move it to the right one

-“Gee, sorry Stevie. No wonder it was so tight…”

-Steve chuckles and blushes a bit from the accidental implication

[ambrozjas]

As much as I am in love with sodapop I always have to remember my first love twobit💕 (I think I just have a thing for emilio estevez)

So could I please request something with two bit and reader??? I don't particularly have a plot in mind I just want it to be fluffy and cute with a side of goofing off

you and two-bit were sneaking about, crouching around so you’d stay hidden in the shadows surrounding your house.

you had accepted two’s requests of going out, after all, who could say no to him when he was on his knees pleading to the sky dramatically and making tons of noise? you certainly didn’t.

you had gone practically all over the east side of tulsa, goofing off and needing nothing but each other’s presence and company, that was enough for the both of you.

two was struggling to keep his laughs in, clearly inebriated from the several beers he had drunken and probably tired from how late you guys stayed out. you shushed him loudly with a grin on your face. so maybe you’d have taken a few swigs of two’s stuff, perhaps a tad bit drunk too.

two fell back on his knees, crawling instead of squatting around as he silently giggled. you pushed his shoulder as you put your hands up on the windowsill of your bedroom, trying to pry it open.

before you could crawl through the small gap you had managed to get open of your window, two tugged on your jacket. when you turned towards him, you were met with his icy blue eyes, illuminated by the blue moonlight engulfing his figure. he beckoned you over with his index finger, making you lean in closer and closer until..

kiss!

you pulled back with wide eyes, looking at two’s shit eating grin as he got back on the balls of his feet and awkwardly duck-walked away.

you fondly smiled and shook your head, climbing and emerging into the darkness of your bedroom and extending your hands out cautiously as to try to find your bed.

you went to bed that night, unknown to the fact that two-bit walked home with a grin on his face and a click of his heels.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ANON IS SO REAL FOR THAT EMILIO ESTEVEZ IS SOOO FINEEEE 🤭🤭

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[chaotic-starlight24]

Darry can tell who walked into the house depending on the sound of the door. Every member of the gang has an entrance that can be very easily missed.

Dally slams the door open and doesn't bother to close it behind him.

Steve opens the door and then slams it behind him, then goes to bother whoever is closest.

Johnny is almost always following someone so if the door stays open a bit longer and is quietly shut then Johnny has followed them in.

Two-Bit is similar to Steve except he dusts off his shoes. His mama always gets onto him tracking dirt so it's a habit.

Ponyboy quietly opens the door and shuts it behind him and usually calls out a I'm home. Or he's completely quiet except for the fact he stomps without realizing it.

Sodapop is almost always excited when he gets home so he accidentally slams the door into the wall and apologizes. He also usually announces he's home.

Darry just wishes they would stop slamming the door, it hurts the door and he's not exactly itching to fix the hinges.

[fortheunsungheros]

This might be my favorite hc of all time

[inezthefish]

he’s been 14 for a month 😠😠

[whaqat]

Outsiders headcanons!!

In general

- Darry will just sit on top of anyone in the gang who pisses him off. He can do it everyone really easily.

- (modern???) they all play the circle game with eachother (where you hold a 👌 under your waist and make them look) and it starts fights sometimes.

- Two-bit says “he’s right behind me.. isn’t he..” whenever literally anyone walks into a room.

- he’ll also just repeat whatever anyone said in a nerd voice and gets punched 5/10 times

- if Pony wakes up late, darry would say something about it like “WELL LOOK WHO CAME OUTTA THEIR CAVE” and receives the longest groan ever.

- Johnny picks stickers off of everything and puts it on everyone’s back (nobody knows it’s him. they have an investigation going.)

- *Pony points to a Halloween mask with fucked up teeth*

“Steve, I didn’t know you were famous ‘round here”

- if anyone comes up to dally with their problems (except for pony and Johnny) he’ll just make a really long sigh and say “and the world kept spinning… 😞”

- I like to think that pony doesn’t have a good sense of direction especially when he’s walking in a group so Soda has to like nudge him or turn him when they’re turning a corner.

- soda and pony also can’t stand/sit still so they rock if they aren’t walking. (Pony back and forth, soda side to side.)

[imdead770]

I love the idea that Ponyboy over exagerrated the entire Outsiders storyline. Like

Ponyboy: Hey, this is my school paper, could you guys read it over?

Darry: Yeah, I'll give it to the others

Ponyboy: So?

Johnny: It's really good, but.. uh-

Dallas: I didn't fuckin' die? When the hell did I get shot?

Ponyboy: That one time when-

Dallas: That was a fuckin' bb-gun??