#i’m like not even joking anymore
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white women MUST be stopped as they are a plague upon our society,
#what kind of low born heathen would think to name their child like this#it’s not even cultural.#sure shaniqua or runs with deer are ‘WEIRD NAMES’#but this shit is okay? REALLY?#white people must be stopped they are the bane of societ#i’m like not even joking anymore#they won’t hire someone with a black ‘ghetto’ sounding name like da’quan#or mock native names that have been passed down from generations or are tribal names#but this shit. is okay.#it’s too hard to say xijing so you have to call someone ‘dave’ instead#but if someone doesn’t put the second ‘g’ in little figgus’ name may god have mercy on their soul#there are names that are normal sounding but still uncommon#this shit is you making up a name#i have more respect for the family that named their kids ron harry and hermoine#or like bella edward and jacob than whatever this shit is#don’t get me wrong i don’t respect those people either but it’s better than whatever this is#it’s been an insane trend tho lately like everyone having kids right now is naming them dumbass shit#my racist cousin and his wife named their baby ‘breckin’#and their second one…halsey. like the fucking singer#they tried to lie and say it wasn’t after the singer but they absolutely named her after the singer#even the people i went to highschool with…
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Hey wait a minute—
#does this joke even make sense I can’t tell anymore#been staring at it for too long now I’m over thinking it#the gag is that he probably blew dennis#hahaha. the ‘gag’#god everything I draw looks like ass rn#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#dee reynolds#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#my art#macdennis
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I feel like I’m going insane. Does anyone remember Luca? Does anyone like Luca still? I feel like a single Guinea pig in a petco cage. I’m starting to understand why hamsters seek out their death. You can only run on that wheel for so long before you start feeling a little bit crazy. Please tell me does anyone still like Luca.
#this is a cry for help ngl#even my Luca friends don’t feel like they’re that into Luca anymore and I’m still at the fucking restaurant#<- Taylor swift/tiktok reference/joke yeah#luca 2021#pixar luca#luca#unqueued#100
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you gotta admire McLaren’s dedication to continuously shoot themselves in the knee over their own headloss, like they’ve pushed the team orders and played up the narratives, built a real fucking rocket ship, all that to backtrack in the whole world championship talk. if anything, they discredited their own drivers, their achievements, their “every point matters mentality”. god knows I’m the last person to speak up for Lando but you put your guy forward and try to paint him as THE championship contender, YOUR champion, but one race goes into the shitter and McLaren does the worst fucking case of “um actually” you could ever imagine. for a team that’s been trying to pose as a real threat to reigning champions, for a team that is currently leading the constructors, for them to discredit their own drivers like that should tell you enough about McLaren’s dna. fucking rotten through and through if you ask me.
#Oscar get out I’m not joking anymore#they’ve already left you to die several times#f1#I fucking hate that orange team#that’s not even about the drivers#like RBR is BAD but in perspective McLaren is no better
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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.
#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter.#he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point.#and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!!#hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do!#the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into-#one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT.#but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb.#I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time.#and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances.#and doesn’t want to hear any excuse.#but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment.#NOW. CHAPTER 17.#UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN#Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC.#IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!!#BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’#WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM.#(NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.)#and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through.#despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up.#like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him.#that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying.#just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner.#IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD.#and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore.#he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had.#and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT.#<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but.#eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind.#I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags
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Wolfcat is sooooo funky to me esp now that it’s confirmed that Sora and Jordana were in school together and drifted apart. I don’t really see them as toxic yuri anymore and more as Jordana somewhat-joining the ninja and they are both confused as fuck about one another. Just exhausted from life and scared of AND for the other person. They have so many issues to fix between each other and themselves, and if it takes them like 10 years to actually get together then I am completely okay with that. No more toxic yuri only weary yuri now.
#i need them to have so many awkward conversations and crying sessions together you don’t understand#i need them to be very mad at each other. i need them to kiss softly#i’m retracting all my art of them being violent and in love they are now just scared asf#sora because she’s still missing her best friend and the entire world keeps going to shit and she DID NOT sign up for this#and jordana because she disappointed literally everyone in her life so far and joining the ninja has felt like the ultimate defeat#she can barely do magic anymore without feeling so so panicked#these two don’t have time for romance rn but they def have time for slowly becoming each other’s comfort#considering they have known each other for so long#GAHJ they make me insane chat i’m not even joking#ninjago spoilers#ninjago jordana#jordana ninjago#ninjago sora#sora ninjago#raspberryshipping#ninjago raspberry#wolfcat#wolfcat shipping#cable’s txts
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idk why people think that just because they’re good friends with someone means they should be in a relationship… like. i’m SORRY you like me more than all your other friends now… can’t it just be good that we’re good friends??????? why does that automatically mean that we have to be life partners??????????
#idk… it’s just so frustrating#i try SO hard to be a good friend and this is what i get#i don’t identify with aromantic as a label bc 1) my feelings are too fluid for labeling and 2) i am skeptical of romantic love as a concept#but that is functionally where i am right now#i really can’t understand why anyone would feel this way#i get crushes on people too but it’s funny - it’s like a joke#like when i had a crush on my coworker-in-law and then had a dream about saving him from drowning#that was fucking hilarious#and i in no way want an actual THING with him#i consider my potential compatibility with a lot of my friends but that doesn’t mean i’m serious or actually want to be with them#it’s just an exercise#good practice for the future#i have WAY too much going on to be losing sleep over liking someone#i’m not in middle school anymore#and i didn’t even do that in middle school honestly…#just tiring… very tiring…
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I hope more people who feel they’re leftists begin to realize that genuinely hating men AND/OR immediately assuming a man (or someone you perceive as a man) you don’t know is out to harm you is t3rf behavior. This belief will not keep you safe, it’s meant to isolate you and put the marginalized men around you in danger. Hating men will not do shit to the bigoted cishet white men in power, but it’ll tell the marginalized men around you that they aren’t welcome around you. This extends to anyone who looks like cis society’s idea of a man, but isn’t actually one, too - do y’all really think trans people of ANY gender say “okay I’m x gender now” and are immediately treated like that gender by society as a whole? Do you think your fear of anyone with facial hair and a deep voice will stop at dangerous cis men, and that only dangerous cis men have those traits? And I’m specifying DANGEROUS cis men because cis men as a group aren’t inherently dangerous. The way someone looks or identifies says nothing about whether they’re “safe” or not! I thought we fucking learned this!!
#I’m tired of being looked at like I’m a danger and I’m tired of nonpassing transfems being looked at like they’re dangerous#I can’t trust anyone who says they ‘hate men’ because I genuinely don’t know if y’all are joking or not anymore#I used to be someone who genuinely hated cis men because of how I’d been treated by them. but I cut that shit out when I realized how terfy#it is. and beyond that it isn’t fair to cis men as a whole and especially not marginalized cis men#having compassion for a group of people who’ve hurt or even traumatized you is hard. but you have to do it or you’re going to fall into#some form of bigotry that will only hurt the people you claim to support#TO BE CLEAR. ‘a group of people who hurt you’ doesn’t refer to bigoted groups like transphobes or racists etc etc#I’m specifically talking about neutral identities like gender#bigots can go die#transphobia#transmascphobia#transmisogyny#transgender#trans
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something I’m so fascinated by is when tv show/movie writers want to include jokes at a groups expensive, but don’t make a decision on whether they want just the audience to be laughing at them or the other characters as well, and end up in this weird space where they are both… canonically unserious and serious. here it’s better to just give examples:
(gonna talk about fatphobia and homophobia typical of 2000s comedies for a sec)
in pitch perfect they have jokes about fat amy where what she says/believes is meant to conflict with what’s true in universe. she sings for the first time for chloe and aubrey and the joke is meant to be that what she’s doing is embarrassing, even though she’s trying to show off. a lot of her jokes with bumper boil down to her thinking she’s attractive, when he thinks she’s not. so these jokes are meant to be funny to us, because she thinks she’s talented/attractive/etc., when everyone around her sees she’s not. but they also include jokes where the audience is supposed to laugh because she IS actually these things, and it’s meant to be unexpected/unrealistic to reality. the big example that comes to mind is when she gets a phone call over a school break and we see that she’s actually hanging out at a pool with a few attractive guys around her, calling back to a joke where she referred to multiple boyfriends of hers. the first time it was meant to be funny because the audience would assume she was lying, the second time it’s meant to be funny because it goes against the audience’s expectations… but now all those jokes that rely on fat amy being unattractive within the pitch perfect universe don’t work. because they just told us that she is.
and then in community, there’s troy and abed, who have jokes where everyone around them thinks they’re gay, but they turn out not to be. a clear example of this is when troy’s textbook has a romantic drawing of abed in it that shirley thinks he drew, but it turns out to be a used textbook that came that way. but there are also jokes where the audience is meant to laugh about troy and abed doing something gay together. for example, there’s a joke where annie says she thought troy was trying to hold her hand, but he had actually just confused her for abed. these jokes, unlike the ones where the characters are in on it to a greater extent, don’t offer any explanation for why troy and abed are doing something gay, and end up just… making them gay. so troy and abed both aren’t actually gay (and the joke is that their peers keep assuming they are) and ARE actually gay (which is meant to be inherently funny to the audience because it’s 2009)
idk, i just think it’s interesting to see the ways in which creators kind of forget to keep things consistent when they have the opportunity to make jokes about a marginalized group. like it doesn’t matter if they make a firm call on whether or not amy is actually attractive or if they always remember to give an in universe explanation for why troy and abed are doing something seen as gay if they aren’t gay. no one will notice if it changes joke to joke as long as the jokes are funny.
#this got long and ramble but it’s been on my mind#d’you know what I mean? d’y’all get what I’m saying?#it’s like. not even seen as a contradiction by the people making it (I don’t think)#because even when characters are canonically fat and attractive or canonically gay#it is/was something seen as funny enough that it didn’t matter#too unserious to REALLY be canon even if that’s what the text is plainly stating#hannah talks sometimes#like I wasn’t on the community set but I don’t think they were queerbaiting#I may be wrong but I get the vibe they just thought is was funny#and weren’t trying to purposefully get viewers to ship them just to never confirm it#they were never going to confirm it because then it wouldn’t be funny anymore#they were just going to put as many gay details into canon as they wanted#and rely on the fact that audiences would read them as jokes because gay=funny#because the 2009-2015 of it all#community
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literature degrees are just a commitment to die on hills you don’t even fully believe for thousands of footnoted words
#2k or 4k or 10k words?#just tell us and we panic write a fully sourced argument in a caffeine daze no questions asked#this isn’t even a joke anymore#no wonder they keep pushing a one year law conversion at us#defending my thesis like i’m the one on trial#CO Posts#co speaks#academia#literature student#literature major
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I’M SORRY?????
I HAVEN’T EVEN RECOVERED FROM HEROACA’S ENDING AND NOW THIS???
#I CAN’T ANYMORE ISTG#this better be a joke#jump comics??? you have some explaining to do#JJK SPOILERS#the story hasn’t even come close to something that looks like an ending wtf#i’m so angry lmao#jjk
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One foot in the psych ward and the other in one of the pink and yellow PEEPS® heelys
#status update#✨#shitpost#actually mentally ill#actually traumatized#actually cptsd#actually hallucinating#I’m going insane#I’m not even joking#cw mental hospital#memes#when did we as a society decide heelys weren’t a thing anymore#like I remember being little and seeing these everywhere and they’re just not a thing anymore#or is it just me? idk
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I used Pride Counseling for like 3 years. Today I got an email saying I’m entitled to a refund because of the lawsuits with BetterHelp (which also ran Pride Counseling). Refund amount….
Okay
#betterhelp#pride counseling#I mean I’m not surprised but. something about this feels like… why even bother…?#I don’t think I could even afford to get a decent meal for that#let alone have the illegally sold data scrubbed from data brokers#it’s like handing me a coupon so I can’t complain anymore. jokes on you I’m gonna warn people away from the service anyway#amata talks
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Dick Grayson who is hyper aware of the types of cases the Robins take on and the subjects they are exposed to bc he knows how difficult it was to be treated as a competent adult at 11 years old
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Dick Grayson who is very casual about subjects that might be inappropriate for the Robins when they are kids bc he has no frame of reference on what is appropriate bc he was exposed to those subjects at such an early age
FIGHT
#yes my headcanons are contradictory yes they are both true#I’m gonna write a scene where Dick and Robin aged Tim are hanging out with a few Titans and even though Tim is only half paying attention#Roy cuts Dick off before he makes a dark joke bc hello there’s a thirteen y/o hanging around#and Dick brushes it off like he’s a teen as Robin he’s heard worse#hell Bruce was letting Dick take down a serial rapist at that age so it doesn’t really matter#and Roy just has to sit there with the knowledge that his best friend has been so thoroughly abused#that he might not be a safe adult himself anymore#dickie bird
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i don’t think we’re ever getting out of the “we’re just friends” “oh yeah those characters are such good friends (sarcasm)” “they’re not friends they’re gay” etc etc hole. we’re never getting out of that hole
#yes it’s bad when people try to erase gay relationships to portray them as friends and nothing more#that is NOT what i mean. i’m talking about when people do the Opposite Thing and decide that when characters are romantic togethr#then suddenly they’re not friends anymore! or if they say they’re friends they’re lying!#like … i was watching nimona with my friend yesterday and like. if you’ve seen the movie you know how obviously gay and in love bal and#ambrosius are. and then there’s this one moment where ambrosius says ‘i have lost everything the man i love my best friend’ and at that#moment my friend was like It’s sad that they decided to censor their relationship even though this movie is still rly gay :( and i was like#WHAT are you saying ? these two men are clearly in love with one another BUT they’re also best friends. Like those are things that can#coexist!! and DO coexist!!! there are many cases where people consider their romantic partners their best friends . or even refer to them as#their best friends more than just partner!!!!!! LIKE WHAT ARE YOU SAYINGGGG . does anybody get it#does anybody understand#i’m so sick of amatonormativity i’ll start eating drywall#yes i love making ‘oh they seem like really good friends’ jokes because i know how most people interpret those jokes. but to me it’s like#well. they ARE really good friends. they’re just also romantic/gay about it. ghhehghh#maybe one day friendship will stop being seen as something lesser maybe one day people will realize that most romance is also friendship#and your partner can be and in most cases is your friend or your best friend even#and maybe one day we’ll stop acting like friendship & romance are two mutually exclusive things#and maybe sure that gay character is calling their love interest their Best Friend because of denial and repressed emotions and whatever#but have u considered that it’s just true and they really are best friends ?? like when crowley calls az his best friend sure that might be#gay denial but they also literally Are best friends i don’t know what to tell you. and they will always be best friends#DOES ANYBODY GET IT !!!!!!!! js any of this making sense i dont know. I love complaining#crammerposting
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This is how I envision a Bruno and Pacha interaction:
#their ruana/ponchos whatever aren’t exactly the same but it’s similar enough from a character design standpoint right. right#disney#encanto#once upon a studio#my words#also I HATE THE HANS FROZEN JOKES WE GET IT HES A VILLAIN WE HAVE DONE THE SAME JOKE LIKE THREE TIMES ALREADY#HE ISNT EVEN THE WORST VILLAIN LIKE. I GET IT THE BETRAYAL BUT ITS BEEN TEN YEARS I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE#btw this isn’t like. because I like helsa or whatever. I’m fine with them not being together in canon like idk how they’d even do that#If anything I’d actually want to see him interact with the other villains!!!
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