#i’m laughing so fucking hard

[the-apology-dance]

I LIVE FOR BOOK AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY

Apparently in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are implied to be a gay couple MANY TIMES.

A girl at Warlock’s birthday party calls Aziraphale a faggot.

Anathema automatically assumes that Crowley and Aziraphale are a gay couple after Crowley says “Goodnight miss. Get in, Angel.” to Aziraphale

Also, One scene I wish would’ve been acted out as it is in the book is when they both get shot with the paintball guns. How it happens in the book is Aziraphale ends up FALLING BACKWARDS INTO A RHODODENDRON BUSH and Crowley sinks down on a statue.

Crowley believes he is bleeding YELLOW and DYING and instead of, ya know, helping Aziraphale UP AS HIS ANGEL HAS JUST SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS INTO A BUSH, HE JUST CHOOSES TO CRAWL INTO THE BUSH AS WELL, BELIEVING SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH BIOLOGY. Aziraphale tells Crowley it hurt and it hit him under his ribs, which he brushes off TO ASK IF ANGELS BLEED BLUE.

Aziraphale proceeds to the same self examination as Crowley.

Crowley only figures out it is PAINT when he TASTES IT. They conclude it is PAINT.

6000 years on earth, and these idiots don’t know what a paintball gun is.

I LOVE THESE IDIOTS.

(EDIT: how did this post get so many likes???😆)

[violetdelightsx]

Don’t ask why I’m on that hell app butttttt… IM FUCKING WHEEZING

If you’re wondering yes it was a fucking match♐️♐️ 🤣 (I had to know)

[joeyclaire]

THIS ONE HAD ME TEARING UP

[mushlooms]

grandpa i fucked up

[loveguts]

[housewifebuck]

Rewatching 911 and the ep where Taylor shows up is on and wow my hate for her and her hypocrisy is beyond my ability to express. She didn't want ppl telling the story of her worst day, and then she has no problem doing that to other ppl?? Her excuse is that ppl deserve to know the truth, like random strangers are entitled to other ppls pain. Like girl you obviously didn't forget how that made you feel and now you're paying it forward. Pls hug me and smother me in your big boobies so I can calm down

Reading this and nodding along going mhmm ah yes good point interesting and then getting to the last line

[nadinehunt]

GUYS LOOK AT MY LOPSIDED PENGUIN IM FUCKING CRYFING T

[heybobbygirl]

I do not like where this is going

[iceeericeee]

‘Kirby style’ omg

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

[redrisingsun]

According to Google a good migraine relief is… drum rolls, please.

another migraine

[whatshehassaid]

I’m sorry, Louis’ face here fucking kills me. The way he looks between Armand and Daniel (with Armand giving Daniel HARD come hither vibes) makes me cackle every time I see it

(Also if anyone knows who’s gif this is lemme know… cause I want to credit them)

[charmstrangebeauty]

Joe Locke making a bunch of ‘I hate Marvel’ jokes on Heartstopper and releasing it four episodes into Agatha All Along (the queer MCU renaissance that he stars in) is peak comedy, 10/10 no notes

[armorangels]

the way these two constantly had to touch/be in proximity to one another is pretty homo if you ask me

[papertowness]

most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

[coolryptid]

I just woke up in a fucking cold sweat

HE’S SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE this goddamn triangle mass marries hundreds of people

Okay Mr. “Kill me before you start talking about your polycule” do you wanna explain this

[peachesfuzz]

Sirius is a massive Taylor swift fan—*GUNSHOTS, INCOMING TRAIN SOUND, INCOMING CAR, THE CEILING FALLING ON YOU*