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Realizing that you have become polarizing for literally no reason is one of the oddest experiences in the known universe. Most of my life, I've had to work on my own sense of self-importance.
"u ain't shit," I'd say to myself. "U are just like any other goofy human being. Learn a little fucking humility."
It helped that life itself joined in and started curb-stomping me. Yeah u ain't shit let me show you what you look like on the inside bitch
But after this experience i went to my best friend and said, "I have just realized i am a motherfucking genius."
"now i think you are, too," she said.
You know why learning to read is important? Because it's how we organize and collate our thoughts. And it is horrifying how very, very badly that these people read. Hell, I'm not sure I was read at all! I'm pretty sure i was added to a long and sprawling blacklist and that there are return visitors to my blog activity to harass supporters.
This whole thing has also been a learning experience. How many times have i been guilty of abandoning OP's context to ramble off on some side track that's way outside their scope? Kinda rude honestly, especially if i held them accountable for not hitting my extremely specific new direction. There's a difference between adding to a concept and yanking it into a full 180. There's also a difference between judging someone harshly for an omission or mistake and being able to look at the rest of their work and realize it was just a bobble, something they would gladly correct or modify with a spot of discussion.
There is no optimism in essayism. Or on the internet, for that matter.
I will say that it's wild how someone can just say something without any proof and bam: that is the truth now. Because it's easy to consume, because the person disagreeing with me is who people want to believe, whereas i wrote a very long and complicated and unpleasant thing in support of media already lying firmly beneath the heel of a devoted hate machine. And who wants the trouble of dealing with a harassment campaign? Don't blame people for not reblogging or commenting. No, not at all.
It also makes me think about some of my favorite essayists, all of whom have been the targets of focused harassment attempts. Man, i will miss Lindsay Ellis until the end of fucking time and i will always resent the dumb fucking bullshit that drove her away. And for what? If anything, her treatment and the general handling of the situation proves the only way to win is not to play. Nobody wanted her to win and she was never going to be given the credit of a doubt as an adult human being with a working brain.
The control of the flow of ideas: controlling who sees whose work, probably with a single sentence of unsubstantiated bullshit. I'm looking at everything differently now: why do i feel the ways i do? Where and why did i consume bullshit, hook, line, and sinker?
The only thing I would change about the BioShock essay is responding to the Lakota blogger at all. Take the one correction that mattered and go on. Because there was nothing there to debate--what they were bringing up, the reasons they said what they said, and the ways they said them was for a very good reason: it involved family and their unjust murders. So i should have granted grace in that case: should have understood that a deep and violent hatred was fucking guaranteed, and that an intelligent debate was never, ever going to happen--not because the blogger was not intelligent, but because they were furious. What's more, if said blogger were truly Lakota, i could've gotten more cultural context. If that person ever shows up around here again, I'd extend an apology for not thinking about that.
But c'est la vie. Time to take that correction into the future.
But for everything and everyone else:
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Survey #349
âweâll meet again, when both our cars collideâ
When was the last time you had a PopTart? It's been many, many months. Do you like hot chocolate? Well duh. Who made you laugh the hardest today? I haven't really laughed today. Who was the last person to promise you something, and what was it? Hmph. Would you ever jump into a fire to save your bestfriend? I know I would. Do you have a callus from writing too much? No, I only have calluses on my feet from when I used to walk for hours on end. They just never permanently went away, even with grooming. Who is someone youâve made a bad first impression on? I dread to guess what the girl Jason dated after me was told about me. I shouldn't care at all, but I do. I have every reason to accurately be defined as "the crazy ex," and I fucking hate it. Who is your best guy friend? Girt, a friend from high school. Do you read cereal boxes while youâre eating? I did as a kid, but now I don't. I just kinda stand and eat. Whatâs the last thing you accidentally (or purposely) burnt? I kinda burnt the roof of my mouth on pizza the other night. Do you know anyone with a lip piercing? Me, haha. I know others, too. What did the last tattoo you saw, look like? I don't remember. Have you ever given birth? NO FUCKING THANK YOU. Do you enjoy making out? I mean if I'm in the mood to and I love you, yeah. Why exactly do you take surveys? "I genuinely like doing them and theyâre great for venting and sorting out thoughts and whatnot. I can just ramble and get things off my chest." <<<< This right here covers it. As well, it's just a boredom killer. And I happen to be bored very, very often. Rockband or Gutair Hero? Both are great, why choose just one? What are you listening to right now? Halocene's cover of "Helena" by My Chemical Romance. It's beautiful. What kind of energy drinks do you drink, if any? None, because I just can't do energy drinks. They taste like pure poison to me. Have you ever been swimming in a river? No. Swimming in a river sounds pretty dangerous... Does your alarm clock wake you with music, or with an annoying buzz sound? Music. When you broke stuff in the house as a child, did you blame it on siblings? I'm hoping you don't mean breaking deliberately, 'cuz I wasn't that kind of kid. But anyway, I don't believe I did. Did you make it all the way through the Oregon Trail game? Yes. I was obSESSED with those games as a kid. Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Which one are you more scared of? Tigers, probably. They're so stealthy and, while I may be entirely wrong, seem like the top candidate of the three to attack a human, be it for food or defense. And have you SEEN the muscles on a tiger? Christ. Describe the best use that youâve found for duct tape: Uh, taping things lmao. Do you wrap gifts or use gift bags? I use gift bags, because I can't wrap for shit. What fast food place do you avoid at all costs? Arby's is really gross to me. Are you afraid of deep sea creatures? Just giant squid... *shudders* Have you ever agreed to purchase something on Ebay and got scammed somehow? No. I did, however, purchase something on deviantART and never got the product. It was going to be a present for Jason. In dA's defense though, I've bought like... two or three other things from there, and there were zero issues. It's really about the people you trust. If you get a call that says âUnknownâ, do you answer it? Nnnnope. Do you have any bobble head figures? No. Have your parents ever left you somewhere without realizing it? I don't think so. Have you ever been in a tanning bed? No. Did your last kiss mean anything to you? Well yeah, I wouldn't have kissed her otherwise. Would you say that you have a nice smile? No; I've been self-conscious of it since I was a kid, mostly because one of my eyes looks more squinty than the other, but they both are to me. I've always said I look high when I smile lmao. Is there an ex you want to make up with? My mind immediately screams "Jason," but I know that's a horrendous idea. Our last talk ended peacefully and even with care and good wishes, and I need my fucking impenetrable head to accept that's where it needs to end. He does NOT need to re-enter my life. It would be so bad for me. Do you remember how you felt on 9/11? I have no memory of it, if I'm being honest. What outfit makes you feel the most attractive? None. Other than yourself, who knows you the best? Really? Whoever reads these lmao. Whatâs one complaint that you have about school? Common Core and how every student's school experience was not tailored towards their unique goals. Like they try to cram a shitload of identical and usually useless information into a kid's brain to make them a jack of all trades, you could say, but not enough information they need to properly pursue their career future. It causes such an unnecessary amount of frustration and stress. I have many, many complaints about the education system, but this one tops the list. What do you do while youâre on campus but not in class? Back in college, I would just do stuff on my laptop. Do you know anyone who has Autism/Aspergerâs syndrome? Yes. Are you open to a same-sex relationship and why or why not? Well, considering I'm bisexual... Do you remember life without the internet? No. Have you ever found yourself to be ugly? I've gone my entire life thinking I'm ugly, if I'm being real. What is your stateâs minimum wage? $7.25 a fucking hour. :'''''') Is there something you want to say to someone but canât/wonât? There's a few people. What is your first memory of being in a hospital? Considering my mom worked at the local hospital when I was a kid, I remember being there quite, quite young, playing with my older sister in Mom's and her coworkers' room. I think Nicole was too young to really "play." Do you have any relatives with red hair? No. What is something good that has happened to you in the past week? I got my first Covid vaccine. My arm hurts like a motherfucker now, but to protect my mom, it's worth it. Please get vaccinated. How much was the rent/mortgage at the cheapest place youâve ever lived? That's never been my business. Have you ever been to a gay pride parade? No, but I would go to a local one if I could actually walk five feet without being in serious pain and sweating like a pig. Do you still keep in touch with your very first best friend? We're friends on Facebook, but that's it. What was the topic of the last conversation you had with your dad? I can't remember, but it was recent, because we all met at Ashley's house for Nicole's birthday celebration. How often did you visit your grandparents when you were growing up? Pretty much never, given they all lived no less than like, 10 hours (via car) from where we lived. My immediate family are the only people in NC. When two family members are fighting, what do you usually do? Stay out of it, but admittedly try to listen just to know what's going on. Do you like the smell of menâs cologne? Yeah. Whatâs your all time FAVORITE freezer food? Do you eat that a lot? I survive off of microwaveable freezer food, so this is very hard... uhhhhh... perhaps this Banquet bowl meal that's mac 'n cheese with spicy chicken. It's absolutely delicious, like you'd never guess that sucker was just popped in the microwave. I'd say I eat it a moderate amount; it's a reliable option if Mom's not cooking and I'm really hungry, because it's super filling. Do you like documentaries? Have you ever watched one and find it boring? I enjoy them, particularly when they're about animals. Were you ever a fan of macaroni & cheese? Do you like Kraft dinner? Ha, speak of mac 'n cheese. I love it, and Kraft makes it fine. Do you burn incense? Not as much as I used to. I love the smell and just general vibe, though. What would you consider an unacceptable first date? Going to a bar or something. Have you ever been so sick you had to be taken to the hospital? In the head, anyway. Is there anything currently bothering you? Multiple things. Would you say that youâve got something âspecialâ about you? No. Do you like things vampire-related? I don't really have an opinion on vampire stuff. Are you the kind of person who does not like talking about their past? I don't care. Have you ever been to a casino? No. Whatâs the last thing you wore a costume for besides Halloween related events? Back when I still took dance classes and we had the yearly recital. What does your father do for a living? He's a mailman. Whatâs the last app you downloaded on your phone? Haha, I re-downloaded this ollllldddd game I had before, Nyan Cat: Lost in Space (or something like that?) for my niece to play. She's hooked on it now. Are you in any discomfort right now? Yeah; as I mentioned, my arm really hurts. What do you know the most about? Of all things I know, almost certainly meerkats. Are you seeing anyone? No. Have you ever hooked back up with an ex, just for sex? Was it a mistake or no? No. Have you ever gotten in trouble for using a phone in class? No, because I didn't use my phone in class. Have you seen all the Shrek movies? No, which is a fucking crime. I need to see the last one. Have you ever finished a whole video game? Plenty plenty plenty. Do you know anyone with a pet snake? Yeah, myself included. If you had to live in an extreme environment â think Sahara, Antarctica, under the sea, on the Moonâ where would you want to live? Why? Probably Antarctica. I'm sure it would be unpleasant, being that cold, but I feel there's more you can do about being cold than being in the scalding heat of, say, the Sahara. Living on the moon or in the deep ocean sounds super sucky. How was your day overall? It's been okay. Not as bored as usual, at least. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Like... zero. I want to say my dad, and I almost do, just... nightmares make that very, very difficult. Plus his past. What does your mom call you? Normally just "Britt." Write a sentence in another language: Oh god, my German is so rusty... uhhhh... Hallo, ich heiĂe Brittany, und ich bin 25 Jahre alt und wohne in North Carolina. I think I got the grammar right? Have you ever sent an X-Rated picture to someone? No. Even if I was comfortable with my body, I would be way too paranoid to at any point have a naked picture on my phone, even if I deleted it. Like, hello blackmail, but also, nothing you delete is ever really gone permanently. What big city do you live near? Raleigh is like an hour away. Do you like breaded chicken sandwiches? omg YES Is there a Sonic in your area? Yes, it's my favorite fast food joint. You have GOT to try the pretzel twists with cheese dip. Have you ever gone to a thrift store? Yeah, I love 'em. Do you think Johnny Depp is attractive? I do. Are you happy with the state you live in? No, not at all. I hate this place. Bunch of homophobic, racist rednecks. How many times have you seen the opposite sex naked? It's not like I counted every time I saw my ex naked over three and half years lmao. How many times have you seen the same sex naked? A few times. When days go by, do you cross them off on the calendar? I don't use a calendar. Are you currently counting down to something? If so, what? MY TATTOO APPOINTMENT!!!!! :''') I know I can't stop talking about it, but ugh I'm so excited. May 19th, c'mon already. Do you pay rent to your parents? No. Do you dye eggs for Easter? I used to as a kid. Not so much anymore. Are you in debt right now? For what? Oh god, I don't want to think of this. Would you ever work night crew? I really, really wouldn't want to. Humans are diurnal for a reason. Being awake in constant darkness would depress the fuck outta me, and it'd feel so lonely, with everyone I know asleep. Who was the last person that lied to you, or that you can recall lying to you? What did they lie about? How did you find out they were lying? I don't remember. Has anyone ever called you ugly, straight up, before? How did you react to this? No, not to my face. Who is the most stubborn person you know {excluding yourself}? MY MOTHER.
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Can you revisit the second bubble bobble game? That was peak gay innuendo and they seemed so fond and happy about it and that video makes my heart happy now.
pokay i have no idea if this is what you wanted but im watching it again now and im gonna do a play by play cause i have emotions
first of all DANANDPHILGAMES RAINBOWS? yeah we gay keep scrolling
secondly dans voice is back from being sick and like honestly 2020 mood feel like shit just want her back. also phil is a comedic genius but we knew that.
thereâs using danâs edgy vignette lens. first of all a) hes so extra to have that b) im just remembering that random clip from one of the pinofs that was randomly filmed on dans lens and im still confused and its been years
dans face when phil says âour girlfriendsâ yeah.
âwhere did our girlfriends go? did they go off with eachother? are we shooting rainbows in celebration?â gay rights
i couldnât get a good screencap but i miss this specifically
phil is just so excited this whole game and dan is like doing his iâm pretending-to-be-annoyed-but-really-im-just-fond thing
âgay global warming propagandaâ dan in 2020
âlesbians should be allowed to run away and live their own lifeâ yes they should
phil just trying to have fun with his childhood game and dan being all social-justice-y. yeah.
debate over if birds are animals? phil knew about government robot birds in 2017. the man really is psychic.
i forgot british people called ladybugs ladybirds
âiâm descrating philâs childhoodâÂ
uh okay.
iâm 6 mins in. this is all in the first 6 mins of a 20 min video.
phil: *says goddamn one time*
phil: oh my god im turning into you *gasp*
pancakes, beer, and money are the most important thing in life. dan merch 2020.
7:26 - dan screams like a siren
7:30 - phil holds him to make him stop
yeah
i donât have anything to say about this other than what the absolute fuck is wrong with danâs face. he holds this for like 5 seconds.Â
dan used âthere is an anthropormophic truck kink somewhere on the internetâ
phil is confused!
then phil admits hes attracted to the cars from cars wtf even was 2017
apricussy. no.
dans little liar nod at 8:59.
i was gonna stop writing this cause itâs getting long then dan said âweâre hitting you with our gay agendaâ and like yeah
âah phil yor awesome at thisâ northern dan popped out
weâre just past 10 mins and weâve ascertained the true meaning of diddly heck and this post is much too long and i dont think anyone cares about my three year old hottakes but yes this video is beautiful thank you anon
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Hi Moo, saw that S's IG pic with the Tennant bobble hat has received 615K likes. That's a record, no? Could it be that S5 might get better ratings than we assume bc. of all those (loooots of new) fans? Not bc. S5 is good itself, but so many are just watching and swooning. No question, no complain, all perfect as always. Don't know why, but seeing this increase in new names on his SM this question came to mind. Any thoughts? Thanks and have a great 2020.
Good morning anon!!! Happy 2020 to you too!!! âĽď¸
As for his numbers, that one you talk about is a video so that's the number of times it has been played not liked (doesn't really compete with his rest of pictures getting 100-200k average likes).
I think it's the same people watching over and over again and others starting it by accident when seeing the video reposted by someone they follow LOL
I don't believe it's gonna have any impact on S5 numbers. Asskissers are gonna be there watching no matter what as you say (they could show Rolando sticking his hand in a pile of cow shit for 40 minutes and they will watch without blinking and say what great show and what a great actor he is). Casual fans, those not being on the internet in SM speak of lower quality each passing season and dropping the show either after S3 or during S4. Critics, nominations and awards prove this exact same trend...
We'll see my friend, we'll see.
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clearance sale
clearing out some of my backlog of opinions before the new year so i can start anew. in this post I have accumulated some writing scraps on the only three topics: 1. finance 2. mystery 3. location
FINANCE
i enjoyed these recent-ish posts against the idea of indie sustainability, although as someone who already works a day job i always feel a bit ambivalent about the advice to just work a day job to pay for this stuff - - like yes, absolutely, do it, BUT sell your shit too in the knowledge that the type of precarity we associate w/ creative work is already in the process of being implemented everywhere else as well (or has already been - zero hour contracts, sub-living wages etc). like i am fortunate to still have a day job which pays a living wage and leaves me time to work on my own things on the side - but this feels like an anachronism rather than an inevitability right now.. maybe my unsustainable games will help keep me afloat when my job gets automated and i have to go work in an amazon warehouse, unsustainable games for an unsustainable job, ha ha ha. video games are an exploitative bubble but so is the rest of "the market".
it is true that this is a political problem rather than one in the narrow remit of things that can be fixed with the right 10-point sales plan- - Â nevertheless i think the issue of trying to make even small money off these things will remain kind of pressing as, in turn, regular employment comes more and more to resemble irregularly compensated hobbyist labour.
anyway one point i found really interesting, which i think all the above posts kind of grapple with - - the idea that it's not necessarily more "realistic" to aim at selling 1000 copies rather than 100,000. i think while we make fun of the aspiring millionaires a lot of people have just been banking on the idea of a fertile middle ground between the two extremes of tiny and ludicrous amounts of sales, between boom and bust. i'm sure there are still people working in that space but it seems like it's shrinking.
one question brendan keogh asks in his piece is "why should game makers be any different  [from the norm of artists, musicians etc not really making any money]?" i think this can actually be answered a little - because hobbyist game development sort of exploded in tandem with the internet itself becoming more naturalized within everyday life, because the economic basis for indie games was always centered around the internet, which means people working in indie games were always in the vicinity of the massive, startling movements of capital that the internet rendered more visible and immediate. no more were the weird vicissitudes of the market hidden behind closed doors, in boardrooms or stock quotations - now you could log onto any site and see just bewildering amounts of money suddenly funnel into the pockets of this or that individual in real time, frequently to their own surprise as well. and i think this connected to something more general - a sort of ambient awareness of financialization, the way "the financial sector" cannibalized things like industry, the greater visibility of capital not as something embedded in some specific product or set of individual practices but as a kind of weird free-floating aura arbitrarily descending or departing. enormous reservesof "general" wealth became more visible just as the benefits and stability of waged employment became yet more desolate and i think you need to see the draw of one in part as a consequence of the other.Â
gacha-capitalism, permanent artificial scarcity coupled with the vague, insistent prospect of fantastic gains, as long as you keep playing. which is a rhythm already enshrined in many areas of working life - broke college students and unpaid graduates hustling for eventual employment, waged workers grinding through until  retirement. but it's one the enhanced immediacy and swiftness of capital on the internet intensified and extended. fabulous payouts can strike anyone at any time, in exchange for slowly bleeding out the prospect of any other kind of livelihood. much like the austerity following the financial crash which levelled so many basic social services for no particular purpose other than the hope that doing so for long enough would please the gods of prosperity to start tossing money around again. all dues, no pay.
i do think it's worth being cynical about the efforts to domesticate this process, building a fair and sustainable biome within capitalism, by using the tools of that same capitalism etc. Â but if the format can't be seperated from the wider world then that's something which swings both ways. for me the most interesting critical work around vgames right now is in the effort to move outside of the constant, numbing boom-and-bust cycles of capital, the idiot repetition of exhilaration and depression and exhilaration and it'll all be okay as long as we can hold out one more cycle, particularly when that's a rhythm which has been central to the development of the format from the beginning. i think anyone involved with developing videogames has probably seen multiple generations of cool shit emerge, get abruptly killed off and written out of history in accordance with market diktats, and then replaced with a new wave of cool shit whenever the investors shift gears into "expansion" mode again. a mode of thinking about and preserving what people do that stands in opposition to this is something i can easily imagine being more generally useful in the culture, as ever more areas of life and culture start becoming subject to the same questions.
MYSTERY
there's a mystery in depth and a mystery in shallowness. with depth the habitual glance of recognition goes out and falls through - you can place roughly where something is in relation to the world, but not what it's doing, not where it goes. as a presence it seems to require a new mode of attention to be recognized, which i guess is why it sometimes makes me uneasy - that challenge, the way that challenge can be moralized. are you a bad enough dude to engage with art?? if there are 100 black obelisks in a field which one do you decide to look at? and will it really turn out to be deep, or just dense?
videogames can feel like depth-worship, like the embodiment of an essentially cthonic system of values. how deep did you go and what did you see there? did  you find the gold bars in pac-man? (www.mikesarcade.com/cgi-bin/spies.cgi?action=url&type=info&page=pmgoldbar.info.txt) did you see the secret ending? how far did you get into the game mechanics, into the lore? this marks the top 10 deepest players on this game. surpass  them... if you dare. an ethos of diligent attention, hierarchial levels of  understanding and initiate-dom, a sub-culture. and at best a maguslike  dedication to altered states of consciousness that i can respect, an interest in shifting through mangled pieces of debris in search of secret mysteries. at worst the authority cults and tests of true belonging that spring up around those mysteries, whose value is in being hidden and whose guarantee is in the strenuous effort with which they must be located. paranoia about true spiritual meanings being plundered by opportunistic interlopers. stay out. get good.
the videogame has the basic opacity of the computer system and the act of engaging with this curious abyss is allegorized into dungeons, castles, mazes. trapdoors and secret corridors. one pleasure in looking up older games for me is in seeing them recognize and learn how to thematize this basic sense of mystery. in bubble bobble the obscure scoring mechanics and secret endings are cheekily perverse, arcade challenge by another means - another system to game. in king's quest there's something like a crossfertilization between the strange causal voids of the fairy tale and the adventure game: "Exit the gingerbread house and go east and east. There is a large walnut tree here. Take walnut and then open walnut to discover a gold nut. Head east and take bowl . Look bowl  to see the words âfillâ at the bottom. Fill and the bowl will fill up with a delicious stew." the wizardry games took the connection between mysterious game systems and occult knowledge much further - the "true" ending of wizardry iv means finding a secret chamber and answering a series of riddles based on your knowledge of the kaballah (or at least, kaballah-derived tarot interpretations).
it's easy to moralize depth - lotus eaters, magic islands. you wander through a strange land and then return to find it's 5 hours later and you forgot to eat. there's something creepy to me about depth on an industrial scale, about building huge tunnels with massive teams on forced overtime, and then a team of professional tunnel reviewers cautiously start descending on ropes and come back every so often and say, well, 20 hours in and it all looks ok, and meanwhile everybody else is jumping en masse. maybe that's more of an issue with consumer culture in general. but sometimes it feels like a way to avoid dealing with certain inherent limitations of that culture, or even limitations of art in general, by projecting those limits out to the end of ever-deeper tunnels that fewer and fewer people will ever see, the rest of them straggling back, exhausted, getting jobs. well, i can't tell you if red dead 2 is good or not. i only got 60 hours in, and i never even found all the falcons.
if the mystery of depth is having too much space for speculation to operate coherently within, the mystery of shallowness is having not enough space for speculation to operate at all: something is too manifestly there, limited, closed-off, it's hard to push it away to get some metaphorical breathing room.Â
i feel this way sometimes reading writers like tove jansson, flannery o'connor - SOMETHING happened, the stories are short and clear and describe some definite event without too much uncertainty, they even have "broader themes" raised - but somehow the themes feel embarrassingly outsize for the stories, and the stories remain too clearly defined to sink back into the murk of a generalized moral or experience. they feel like moral stories when you can't work out what the moral might be.
robbe-grillet on raymond roussel: "Now these chains of elucidations,  extraordinarily precise, ingenious, and farfetched, appear so derisory, so disappointing, that it is as if the mystery remained intact. But it  is henceforth a mystery that has been washed, emptied out, that has become  unnameable. The opacity no longer hides anything. One has the impression of  having found a locked drawer, then a key; and this key opens the drawer impeccably... and the drawer is empty."
there's a famous shallowness to videogames as well that's most often caught by people outside the culture - when you see the fake videogames in a comicbook, or on tv, and they're named something like "washing machine simulator 3000" or "municipal tax assailants". and part of this also stems from the computer, the history of the computer as it insinuated its way into everyday life, as a mysteriously elaborate and convoluted way of doing just impossibly banal things, like balancing chequebooks or printing text. the stubborn thingliness of not-quite-functional machines, the way the thingliness glosses and corrodes their own internal fantasies, mirrors of the basic weirdness that is human consciousness as a material fact within the world.Â
with my friend i used to joke  about "e3" just being the dumpster behind an abandoned gamestop - all those needy longform experiences frozen into evocative trinkets. find a nonfunctional disk copy of mario odyssey and it gives you all the same delight as playing mario odyssey, only without having to. i think there's something beautiful about that flatness, that directionless object-hostility, the rejection of the grandoise hero's journey fantasies that it implies â as well as something baleful, a rejection of consciousess in general, the idea that it could take you anywhere not inside your own head.
LOCATION
why are there so many videogames about going outside? every time i've played a videogame it's been inside a room, usually a dark one, mostly while still wearing my pajamas. for me it is an internal activity. but not only do all these games take place in fields and plains, they always talk about the wonders of going on a voyage, the beauty of the great outdoors, the superiority of the wandering main characters to the slugs and layabouts who sit at home all day.... it's weird to me, i demand we move past these cloying pseudo-critiques. raymond williams once pointed out that the first pastoral was written from the perspective of a rentier daydreaming of cashing out and moving to a country home. i demand more games with the courage of their implict convictions and that if they require you to sit motionless indoors  for hours they should explicitly establish and argue for a value system in which this is the best possible thing that you can do. imagine if movies were all set in dark chambers full of people sitting down - i think i can say they would be much less insipid as an artform. "all of man's problems stem from an inability to stay in his room".
(images: Gakken No O Benkyou Soft Kazu Suuji, Legend of Legaia, a Chinese bootleg cart, and ...Iru!)
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Day twenty-two of the December Prompt List: Pillow Fort
âWhy are there so many pillows in here?â Bruceâs voice rattled off the walls of the den, standing with his arms crossed and already looking defeated.
âI was thinking pillow fort,â Tony called from the kitchen. Snickering as he grabbed the jar of peanut butter. âAll the blankets should be arriving soon.â
Pressing all his fingers to his eyes, under his glasses, Bruce huffed out all the air in his body. He didnât have the energy to deal with this. Between the explanations and having to listen to Tonyâs sales pitch, the sulking when the sales pitch was denied, some absurd compliment-type-thing thrown out to say Bruce was the only person who could tell him no. It was all much more of a game than Bruce wanted. And he was going to have to play.
Weâre not children
Not a huge fan of small, enclosed spaces.
So many responses readied themselves as Bruce rubbed his eyes. Dragging his fingers down his face, groaning, before he fixed his glasses. Mental pep talk finished, Bruce sighed again. Looking at the floor covered, not a trace of the carpet below, with what had to be every spare pillow in the building.
âYou realize weâre two grown men right? More than a dozen doctorates between the two of us,â Bruce tried. Feet planted firm, guarding the situation against getting worse. Â
âAnd we canât have a little fun-uh?â Tony sang, using his hip to close the silverware drawer, two butter knives in hand.
âKill me now,â Bruce muttered.
âThis means youâre really going to hate the boxes of lights Iâve got in here too.â
âWhere? No, why!?â
âAmbiance, obviously. Have you no class? Now, do you want marshmallows or whipped cream in your hot cocoa? Whoâm I kidding? Both!â Tony was barely able to contain his laughter.
âI have a mug of coffee...RIGHT HERE.â
Scrubbing at his face didnât make this go away so Bruce switched to pulled at his hair. Fingers pushing back and causing the strands to stand straight up when he paused for a moment before letting it all go.
âCoffee doesnât go with the atmosphere Iâm trying to create. I think it makes you cranky anyways.â the laugh was woven through the words as Tony let it out this time. Throw Bruce a little bit of a bone here.
âItâs decaf, it does nothing other than giving me an appearance of a guy who drinks coffee.â
âNever understood why you did that,â Tony said, walking into the room.
All the food heâd been collecting was tucked in his arms, some balanced precariously as he skillfully walked to the coffee table that had been moved against the wall for his little date night. Peanut butter, crackers, apples, some leftover cheese, and four bottles of water. No hot cocoa in sight. Not even a marshmallow.
Perching on the edge of the table, looking at how tense Bruce was and sitting a little taller. One day Bruce was going to kill him but Tony knew it would be a deserved death. The only thing saving him now was, for some strange reason, that Bruce enjoyed being here. There was a word for it but they didnât dare say it.
âSo, I was thinking if we made the entrance over there,â Tony pointed to his left âweâd be able to get a decent tunnel going. Lit, of course, with the christmas lights I found in storage. Some furniture to help with structure and I see no reason we canât get a main chamber going with enough room for the television.â
âTony, seriously.â
With a laugh, Tony held his hands up. Knowing there was probably one, maybe two more jokes before he lost Bruce completely it was time to quit.
âAll right, all right you wi-â
âI didnât win, weâre still playing your game here,â Bruceâs words were almost a warning but heâd relaxed his stance. Stopped making permanent impressions of his shoes in the carpet and unclenched his jaw just enough.
Tony rolled his eyes. Thinking of those words they donât dare say and the feelings they pretend not to have. How they just a little stronger in these moments. Bruce interrupting to correct, not taking any shit.
âFine, whatever,â Tony bobbles his head with a grin. âWe arenât going to build a pillow fort.â
âThank god. The internet seems to think theyâre amazing like thereâs no finer way to spend a weekend. Meanwhile, Iâm living in reality and spending my weekend splitting atoms.â
âAh, yes. The ânormalâ experience; scientific breakthroughs.â With wide eyes, Tony looks at Bruce trying to show how ridiculous the statement is but only showing how much he relates. âIf weâve finished the âkids these daysâ portion of the night, Iâd like to get to the surprise at some point.â
âDelightful. Youâre the one who stalled for snacks and pillow forts, not me.â
âAnd Iâm the one whoâs had it up to here with your truth-telling.â hovering his hand at his temple for a moment, Tony stood up and walked over to a crate heâd had sent up earlier.
Popping the lid off, nestled in the protective foam so that whichever intern was no doubt tasked with this job didnât accidentally blast through a wall sat a metal glove. Not unlike the ones Tony wore with his armor. There were a few subtle differences but namely the color. It wasnât that trademark red but a dull, unfinished grey.
âNow, I know this isnât a training room or a blast range but itâs private and, well, the safety is still on so you canât do much damage,â Tony had walked back to Bruce as he spoke, passing the glove off.
Bruce looked at the glove and back up at Tony, pulling his shoulders up and shaking his head. Reluctantly accepting it but not putting it on.
âI know what youâre thinking: âTony! This is your thing. I turn big and green. Fire bad. Tin man scary. But, look. We got a Hulk on our team and I wanna know that if worse comes to worst, we have some serious firepower on our side--â Tonyâs slightly uncomfortable explanation was interrupted with protests heâd expected.
âOh donât tell me youâre talking about arming him.â
âNot yet, Iâm not. We start by getting you comfortable with them. Here you got âTrikeâ. Itâs a glove that does what mine does but with some training wheels. Weâre going to blast pillows, youâre going to get used to the feel of it, and weâre going to have some snacks before theyâre covered in feathers and chunks of foam.â
âThis is insane.â
âI know, itâs going to be great!â
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Stolen from gf @lionel-del-rey
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
smol cousin at some family function a while back.
2. Are you outgoing or shy? Neither?Â
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My gf
4. Are you easy to get along with? Fuck no lmao
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I have no doubt that they would try
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Funny, kind, down to earth people are cool
7. Do you think youâll be in a relationship two months from now? Iâm about to purchase a plane ticket for my gf so I severely hope weâre together by then lmao
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? ur mum
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Only if it makes the person Iâm talking to uncomfortable
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My dad. I guess???
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? âwhat the fuck do you want for chrimbus, you little bitch?â
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Oh no I donât know gonna pull these out my ass real quick Black Irish by The Devil Makes Three Almost Blue by Chet Baker Desperado by The Eagles Stillborn (acoustic) by Black Label Society 512 by Lamb of God
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? idk?Â
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yes
15. What good thing happened this summer? I got to visit a friend in Texas. Other than that, my summer went by in a big shitty blur.
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Not for all the money in the world
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Ye
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Nop
19. Do you like bubble baths? Ye
20. Do you like your neighbors? I donât dislike them. I donât speak spanish, so we havenât talked much.
21. What are you bad habits? I stress myself out over little things too often
22. Where would you like to travel? Ireland would be cool, but I definitely could never go there. Outside of that, idk, anywhere is cool
23. Do you have trust issues? oh yes
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Eating
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My chest or my neck
26. What do you do when you wake up? Check my phone
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I think its a fine how it is
28. Who are you most comfortable around? My friend Ari I guess
29. Have any of your exâs told you they regret breaking up? yes
30. Do you ever want to get married? wow what an awkward question to have on something my gf is for sure going to see (yes)
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? ye
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Oh, idk
33. Spell your name with your chin. dickhead
34. Do you play sports? What sports? Not any more, but I used to play Football (American) and boxingÂ
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Tv
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Nah. Well yeah, but they figured it out eventually lmao
37. What do you say during awkward silences? âwow this got awkwardâ
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Mark Ruffalo
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Nerd stores (yâknow, where nerds gather to play cards and dnd and stuff, occasionally comics are also there) and music stores. Iâd spend all day in guitar center if no one stopped me.
40. What do you want to do after high school? Already out, and lemme tell you Iâm already not doing what I wanted to do
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Most people. A few people definitely deserve nothing less than a life time of suffering.
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? Nothing, or something. Iâm quiet most of the time.
43. Do you smile at strangers? I think I do but I have the resting bitch face big time so I mostly just look slightly less mad at people in public
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? The ocean would be fantastic
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Mr Socks wonât SHUT THE FUCK UP
46. What are you paranoid about? oh, yâknow, most things
47. Have you ever been high? Oh yes
48. Have you ever been drunk? frequentlyÂ
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? yes, but not because iâm embarrassed, just donât want to upset anyone
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Nah. Careful what you wish for, right? Donât want to say that and then wake up to find Iâm somehow an even bigger piece of shit.
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Wish I were in better shape, but Iâm working on that so
53. Favourite makeup brand? Donât wear it, so my favorite is whatever my gf asks for lmao
54. Favourite store? Guitar Center. lemme obnoxiously test pedals all day
55. Favourite blog? dunno
56. Favourite colour? Red. a certain shade of blue is pretty good too.
57. Favourite food? Anything featuring potatoesÂ
58. Last thing you ate? a fuckin 1/4 cup of cheese. my diet has been weird recently.
59. First thing you ate this morning? Nothing yet, but I have designs on some tacos
60. Ever won a competition? For what? ye, a few. i hate bragging so im not going to go into detail, but i used to actually be good at things.
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Yep. suspended two or three times for getting into fights, one time for accidentally bringing a knife to school. weirdly, the girl that decided to pull the thing out of my pocket got in no trouble at all.
62. Been arrested? For what? No, but boi have i come close
63. Ever been in love? i am, at this moment, very in love
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Not really much a story? It was an awkward childhood kiss.
65. Are you hungry right now? Yes, very. waiting on me uncle tho
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? donât really have tumblr friends
67. Facebook or Twitter? Fb
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr for art, twitter for memes
69. Are you watching tv right now? nah
70. Names of your bestfriends? Ari, zach, mr socks
71. Craving something? What? Oh yâknow things
72. What colour are your towels? Got turquoise, black, blue, purple, white.Â
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? two
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nah
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Got a few plush pokemon, i guess that counts?
75. Favourite animal? Really like bears
76. What colour is your underwear? N/A
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? oh, uh, cookie dough? oreo? orange sherbet? canât decide.
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? N/A
80. What colour pants? look if the last two clothing questions didnât tip you off, iâm naked. are you happy now?
81. Favourite tv show? oh, idk. havenât really had the interest in shows since i got super depressed like a year ago lmao
82. Favourite movie? i guess kung pow?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER PICK 2?Â
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? that chick that made out with a hot dog that one time. big mood.
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? The stoner turtle
87. First person you talked to today? My gf
88. Last person you talked to today? My uncle
89. Name a person you hate? just one? nah.
90. Name a person you love? my gf (duh) all these friends i met on the internet, and some of my family i guess
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? so, so many people.Â
92. In a fight with someone? like, currently? how would i be doing this?
93. How many sweatpants do you have? donât wear sweats
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? a couple
95. Last movie you watched? uhhhhhhhhh something shitty on netflix, probs
96. Favourite actress? oof uh, idk.Â
97. Favourite actor? also dunno
98. Do you tan a lot? got them irish genes, i burn
99. Have any pets? Mr. Socks, the best cat in the world and i will fight anyone who disagrees.Â
100. How are you feeling? Cold
101. Do you type fast? Nope
102. Do you regret anything from your past? Not really. If they didnât happen, i wouldnât be where i am now
103. Can you spell well? dubya eee ell ell. fuck you.
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? kinda? define past.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? ye
106. Ever broken someoneâs heart? i would hope not, but maybe
107. Have you ever been on a horse? ye
108. What should you be doing? going to the store
109. Is something irritating you right now? always
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? YES
111. Do you have trust issues? Yes
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? an ex, probably
113. What was your childhood nickname? didnât really have a nickname
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yep
115. Do you play the Wii? I have a wiiu, but i donât really play it much. its mostly the netflix machine now
116. Are you listening to music right now? Autumn Leaves by Chet Baker
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Fucking yes
118. do you like chinese food> YE BOI
119. Favourite book? donât know
120. Are you afraid of the dark? Nah
121. Are you mean? I think so. others say different. its weird, man
122. Is cheating ever okay? in a relationship? no. in a video game to give your character a giant bobble head? absolutely.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? the trick is to not wear white shoes
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No lmao
125. Do you believe in true love? as opposed to fake love? i guess???
126. Are you currently bored? ye
127. What makes you happy? knowing that others are happy
128. Would you change your name? nah
129. What your zodiac sign? taurus
130. Do you like subway? not compared to my other sub options
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? i donât know. sheâs married, so like...what the fuck howÂ
132. Whoâs the last person you had a deep conversation with? my dad, i guess
133. Favourite lyrics right now? I've held the hand of God and I've sang the Devil's song And when it comes my time no tears are gonna fall But some will light the fire and some will mourn the one Left longing for the ire of, of their departed son.
134. Can you count to one million? ainât got that kinda time, fam
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I donât really lie? I think i just say dumb shit and people take me seriouslyÂ
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed
137. How tall are you? 5â˛5. Iâm a manlet.
138. Curly or Straight hair? no preference
139. Brunette or Blonde? brunette
140. Summer or Winter? Winter
141. Night or Day? Night
142. Favourite month? idk, december i guess because i have a mandatory week off work,
143. Are you a vegetarian? I wish, I donât have the willpower.
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark chocolate
145. Tea or Coffee? tea. coffee is more of a tool for me? gotta wake up, tea is just good.
146. Was today a good day? dunno yet
147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers
148. Whatâs your favourite quote? donât really remember quotes
149. Do you believe in ghosts? Kinda
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, whatâs the first line on that page?
âAs I approached the northern cliffs where Iâd find the Serpentâs Sanctum, I could see the soaring towers of Skyreach off to my right.â
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i found out the "and i hope someday selmers rides her fuckin train" line was a reference to nitw and my brain exploded
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for tonightâs entertainment, virgil shall play
the bass
#bobble says shit on the internet again#ride the cyclone#virgil rtc#funniest thing ever to me i dont know why
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AM I BEING DETAAAIINED?? AM I UNDER AREESSTT????
yes, you are.
READ ME MY RIIIIGHTS, PLEASE!!!!
no.
I WANT MY PHONE CAAAAALLLL!!!!!!
#bobble says shit on the internet again#LITERALLY#I CANNOT STOP SINGING THIS PART#LIKE THE WHOLE SONG IS PLAYING IN MY HEAD OBVIOUSLY BUT I LOVE THIS BIT SO MUCH#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#will wood and the tapeworms
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âare you satisfied with an average lifeâ no Iâm not and I probably never will be
#bobble says shit on the internet again#are you satisfied?#marina and the diamonds#joke about how I feel like if I donât excel in everything and get excessive praise all the time Iâm doing something wrong#im aware thatâs very bad but idk how to undo the connections in my brain đđ
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sometimes I remember that not everyone has a stutter and the idea just fascinates me
like
you can just talk??? Zero preparation???? None????? How??????
#bobble says shit on the internet again#stuttering#it takes me a full 30 seconds to start a sentence sometimes#it is BAD
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âplease rise for the pledge of allegiance followed by a moment of silenceâ how about suck my dick
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he wants my popcorn
im not giving it to him
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one of these things is not like the other
#they are literally holding hands in the photo#you couldnt have at least picked one from like#fuckin#idk#tweek vs craig??#or something?????#south park#tweek tweak#craig tucker#craig x tweek#bobble says shit on the internet again#i think this was funnier in my head
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