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Spank it, crank it, slurp it silly
i don't think my wife would appreciate that
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Did You Know: The Badger Bears native to Blackwood almost went extinct? Thankfully, a Viscount of Leyawiin intervened by starting a breeding program, saving the species.
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I regret to inform you that Argonians also have cloaca, so they also probably do not reproduce like fish.
Did You Know: The Argonian word for egg is Thtithil? Lights-the-Way, the author of a Jel language primer noted that it is sad that non-Argonians have such considerable difficulty pronouncing this word, as it is an important part of Argonian culture.
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take your time, they said.
the words will come to you, they said.
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Morrowind is a lot like the tumblr experience cause you could be walking around doing your own thing and having a good time then someone will just walk up to you and be like "I hate you" for no reason
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bG2ce5blo damn is that @normal-horoscopes at the two minute mark?
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is there anything quite like inviting all your friends over to your new horizons island and watching them line up to your bulletin board like it’s the single available outhouse at a music festival to take turns drawing another cock on it
#the primary cock drawer in my friend group is me#no one is surprised when they see it but they're never as happy as i think they should be
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WHILE YOU WERE HAVING PREMARITAL SEX I WAS ALSO HAVING PREMARITAL SEX BUT IN A COOL WIZARD TOWER
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You're late for penis magic class. Fourth time this week.
please professor, there is a quarantine
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well, probably not even antihero if the novel writes the villains as maormer
#72 for M'Stah also...... :+3
073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) villain or antihero. he’s an edgy boi
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#72 for M'Stah also...... :+3
073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) villain or antihero. he’s an edgy boi
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#92 for M'Stah again...hehe
092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? stress
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