reread disintegration, finished the currently posted chapters of cmu, and reread the second half of choices in one day.
the smut and angst are literally mixing in my brain like a blender 😭😭😭
anw, here’s my thoughts of cmu!!!!
CHEEESE TOASTIES
sir you get a date with a guy and you take him to fucking ITALY. BECAUSE HE SAID HE LIKED ITALIAN FOOD???
crazy but damn I need a sugar daddy now
regulus is an icon
the James Wins thing has me screaming istg
STOCKINGS KINKKKK (almost the same level of accurate as the knife kink)
”stroke your ego”??? girly more like stroking his di-
dude. the gender representation. this was actually wonderful to read abt, like gender-fluid reg is so underrated. give my pookie some love y’all!!!!
but fr his struggle with gender is something I relate with on an atomic level
the smut….
look ik somebody’s gonna be like “jia!!! you’re a minor!!!”
but if y’all can write masterpieces with minors doing stuff and write about minors reading that same type of stuff, then i can read about that stuff
anw GAHD DAYUM
THAT WAS HOTTTT
regulus in denial about the praise kink 🤭
”inappropriate use of champagne” “me and the limos are at it again” damagecontrol your tags will kill me
after the angst kills me ofc
that was WILD
can’t wait for puerta vellarta!!! or whatever it’s called!!!
ALSO THE THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS MENTION????
MICAH NEMEREVER OH MY GODDDD
IK ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT BUT AKAHKWHWI
MY FAV BOOK
IN MY FAV FIC
SBAJBAJA
LILY EVANS HAS TASTEEEEE
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
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The hardest part of baldurs gate 3 is actually rejecting Wyll’s dance scene when your romancing someone else. Nauseating.
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ppl are so quick to modify and soften and put qualifiers on aromantic people’s statements. i’ll say “love loses” and here come seven thousand people in the notes going “funny joke but love is good actually!” “romantic love loses but not platonic love platonic love is great!” “but platonic love is still good though…” no actually i said what i meant the first fucking time. is it so hard to let someone just say something ever
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soukoku shippers can NEVER come after kunizai now with the excuse of them having no angst i think they honestly win tragic yaoi of the year award WAIT UNTIL DAZAI HEARS HIS PARTNER GOT TURNED INTO A 7/11 $2.50 FROST GLACIER SLUSHIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?
Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?
Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?
Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.
I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.
Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.
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“Keikaku means plan”-ass writing motherfucker lmao just say funeral
Ur mad at for me for using the correct word for the traditional funeral rite in a culture I was specifically talking about?
✨ eat shit ✨
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Thinking about wymack trying to break the news to the rookie kid about their problems with the japanese mafia without scaring him off the team only for the rookie kid to have his very own ties to a different but related gang is too fucking funny to me
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When Tech finds out how Phee defines “stealth entrance” he’s going to be so simultaneously smitten, confused, and outraged that it’s going to short-circuit his brain
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thought too much about sansa stark from meorge reorge rartin gartin’s seminal fantasy series a song of ice and fire and now i want to fall into an endless abyss. i am so serious when i say that teenage girls should be able to kill people with impunity. especially grown men. holy shit. she is TWELVE
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Will never get over that bts video where Paget apologizes to the director before wrapping her arms around her and starts to continuously kiss her on the cheek till she pushes her down with her on the stairs😭
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