#i’m fucking coming for you
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reread disintegration, finished the currently posted chapters of cmu, and reread the second half of choices in one day.
the smut and angst are literally mixing in my brain like a blender 😭😭😭
anw, here’s my thoughts of cmu!!!!
CHEEESE TOASTIES
sir you get a date with a guy and you take him to fucking ITALY. BECAUSE HE SAID HE LIKED ITALIAN FOOD???
crazy but damn I need a sugar daddy now
regulus is an icon
the James Wins thing has me screaming istg
STOCKINGS KINKKKK (almost the same level of accurate as the knife kink)
”stroke your ego”??? girly more like stroking his di-
dude. the gender representation. this was actually wonderful to read abt, like gender-fluid reg is so underrated. give my pookie some love y’all!!!!
but fr his struggle with gender is something I relate with on an atomic level
the smut….
look ik somebody’s gonna be like “jia!!! you’re a minor!!!”
but if y’all can write masterpieces with minors doing stuff and write about minors reading that same type of stuff, then i can read about that stuff
anw GAHD DAYUM
THAT WAS HOTTTT
regulus in denial about the praise kink 🤭
”inappropriate use of champagne” “me and the limos are at it again” damagecontrol your tags will kill me
after the angst kills me ofc
that was WILD
can’t wait for puerta vellarta!!! or whatever it’s called!!!
ALSO THE THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS MENTION????
MICAH NEMEREVER OH MY GODDDD
IK ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT BUT AKAHKWHWI
MY FAV BOOK
IN MY FAV FIC
SBAJBAJA
LILY EVANS HAS TASTEEEEE
#hispanic james has me on my KNEES#I NEED HIM MUTTERING SPANISH TO ME#even tho I have like 2 years of public school spanish knowledge#and will not understand shit#I’ve always wanted to write hispanic or north african james#i just rlly don’t know how to#bc i’m indian and tbh i kinda wanna see desi james#bc i don’t get much media representation otherwise#just my personal feeling tbh#also regulus’ struggle with his parents and past addiction oh my godddd#this fic manages to capture all the nuance of real life#and i love it#jegulus#cmu#chew me up#james potter#regulus black#sirius black#marauders#marauders era#can i fucking punch this universe’s tom riddle tho#like he basically called reg a prostitute???#bitch back the fuck down before i get there#ima bust your ass worse than james plans to do#dw man#i’m fucking coming for you
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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Want to make a minor adjustment to my Steve With Much Older Siblings post from yesterday. I think it’d be a much more interesting dynamic if he’s actually their half sibling from an affair.
Their father had an affair with his secretary and then married her when she got pregnant. It broke up their family and they blamed Steve for it for years.
When they stayed over for their weekend with Dad, they were either outright cruel to him or pretended he didn’t exist. When they were old enough to stop coming over, they did. It’s only after growing up and maturing that (most of) his siblings were able to acknowledge that Steve was never at fault for their family breaking up.
They tried to mend their relationship with him, especially after realizing how absent his parents are, but by then Steve was old enough to build up his own resentment. It’s an uphill battle.
It’s a lot of actually coming around for holidays and a lot of teasing when they do. It’s actually picking the phone when the hospital calls, something that’s happening with increasing frequency.
Steve has never asked any of them for anything until one day, he shows up on Richie’s front porch smelling like death and gasoline. He’s got blood drying all over him and is visibly shaking, and Richie thinks that he’s been hurt in the earthquake but Steve barely acknowledges the concern, “I need you to represent my friend.”
“What?”
“You’re the only lawyer I know, and -“ Steve takes a big shuttering breath. “They’ll kill him, Rich. He never hurt anybody but no one will listen. They’ll lock him up and it won’t be fair, and Dustin can’t… I never ask you for anything but. But I need…”
“Eddie Munson?” He asks incredulous. “You’re friends with Eddie Munson?”
#Eddie meeting his lawyer for the first time: This is your brother? Dick?#Richie: Rich#Eddie: I’m sure you are#update made because I upset myself with my original post as a person who has a good relationship with their big age gap sister#I figure Steve’s got four siblings#the oldest is his sister Elizabeth who pretends his doesn’t exist and never comes around#and then Richie who was named after their dad. he’s a lawyer#and then Jason who was the family fuck up until Steve came along#and then Claire who is twelve years older than Steve#she’s a nurse#steve harrington#stranger things#Steve Has Older Siblings AU
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The hardest part of baldurs gate 3 is actually rejecting Wyll’s dance scene when your romancing someone else. Nauseating.
#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#Wyll baby i love you so much#I’m sorry it’s gales turn#your cleric is coming and you will be showered in love#the fucking hardest choice of the game#I almost gave in and threw away all my work with Gale
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Have been dealing with my Anxiety Disorder™ lately, because [gestures at everything]. Normally it’s a real low level kind of thing, I’m on medication, I occasionally have therapy, but I think now we’re all just kind of In It for a while and that’s just something we gotta deal with.
I would strenuously encourage everyone reading this to find the things that keep you afloat, whether it’s a video game, a TV show, standup comedy, anime, a book series, your favorite YouTube channel, one song on loop for eight entire days, whatever it is. Just find something to climb into for a few hours and protect your peace, build up your reserves, for as long as you can.
I feel like I haven’t done much in 2024 except hang on by my fingernails, and sometimes you gotta call that good.
#the subtext here is#I saw a headline that said ‘there’s eleven days until election day’ and I just fucking spiraled#I don’t know why that did it#I broke out in a stress rash#and I just went nah#I’m climbing into youtube for a couple weeks and I’m not coming out#I watched like an hour of fury road clips#about 15 josh johnson sets#four mortuary assistant playthroughs#some ghost files#lofi chill beats to panic to#y'all just do whatever you gotta do no matter how weird it sounds
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ppl are so quick to modify and soften and put qualifiers on aromantic people’s statements. i’ll say “love loses” and here come seven thousand people in the notes going “funny joke but love is good actually!” “romantic love loses but not platonic love platonic love is great!” “but platonic love is still good though…” no actually i said what i meant the first fucking time. is it so hard to let someone just say something ever
#this is not just about the love loses joke specifically but it is the one that i get the most often and it does piss me off#anyway. you guys know what i’m talking about i’m sure.#aromantic people will say anything and here come seven thousand assholes to play semantics. shut uppp you know what the fuck i meant#talking#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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Are you perhaps hiding any more vortex doodles from us that you would be willing to share? I like the silly attitude you give him lol
I’m Always hiding some Vortex (TexAid to be exact) doodles haha
Me and @hodd1 draw them all the time bc they’re our favourite niche goblins
#tome fresh doodles from magma#maccadam#transformers#Vortex#First Aid#texaid#This genre of doodles is so funny#no one usually gives a fuck about them#but once in a month someone comes to me and purposefully asks for Vortex specifically#and okay hahha specifically for you#here#enjoy#I’m hoarding Texaid doodles like Smaug was hoarding his gold
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Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.
#very bad doodle I just need to get this out there#don’t look at it too hard I’m begging#someone please talk to me about the blood rush breakup before the world explodes#it is not that serious but I will do anything for twenty seconds of them arguing#the episode hasn’t come out but I am shaking#every time they talk I become a little more evil and fucked up#genuinely though aside from the silliness of the conversation being about sports I have some very strong feelings about the little bits we-#-got to see in the preview#like I will inevitably talk about it but just because I know people are gonna beat me to it I just want to express how excited I am#fantasy high#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#thistlecaster#<- yeah fuck it why not#for my one mutual who likes them#this is for you and you only#fhjy spoilers#my art
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soukoku shippers can NEVER come after kunizai now with the excuse of them having no angst i think they honestly win tragic yaoi of the year award WAIT UNTIL DAZAI HEARS HIS PARTNER GOT TURNED INTO A 7/11 $2.50 FROST GLACIER SLUSHIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#ITS SO OVER WHAT THE FUCK………#IVE BEEN JUMPING OVER SPOILERS LIKE ITS THE OLYMPICS BUT NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR HAVING TO CONFRONT THE FACT#THAT DAZAI WILL HAVE TO COME HOME AND REALIZE THAT KUNIKIDA IS GONE#head in my hands i’m fucking MISERABLE right now#IMAGINE BEING TORN FROM YOUR FAMILY AND COMING BACK TO REALIZE THE ONE PERSON WHO MADE YOUR HOUSE A HOME#WHO HAS GUIDED YOU INTO YOUR NEW LIFE#WHO HAS STAYED BY YOUR SIDE AND TRUSTED YOU WITH THEIR ENTIRE HEART#IS NOW DEAD? AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON WITHOUT THEM? WITHOUT THE STEPPING STONE?#IM ACTUALLY GOING TO KMS THIS IS NOT OKAY ASAGIRI#bsd 117#bsd#knkdz
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When did it happen?
#Drama Comic December!!#sorry I’ve been so sporadic with posting this semester is kicking my ass apparently!!#(this is the best I’ve ever done tho dw I’m slaying)#anyways the girlies!#this takes place uhh#before Endor#that’s all I got#also imagine coming out of cryo sleep and everything you know has changed#fucked up fr#like your besties are changed and you have no idea why#(one’s pretending like her planet hasn’t blown up and the other is getting taught emotions are bad)#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#star wars#star wars fanart#sw#sw fanart#leia organa#luke skywalker#han solo#lando calrissian#rotj#sw rotj#return of the jedi
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Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?
Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?
Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?
Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.
I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.
Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.
#like come on#‘sex and romance are what makes us human!’#*chucks a penguin at you* BEHOLD! A MAN!!!#aspec#aromantic#asexual#aphobes fuck off#aphobia#I’m not aspec myself but fuck you if you think I’m not gonna stand up for the aspec people I love
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“Keikaku means plan”-ass writing motherfucker lmao just say funeral
Ur mad at for me for using the correct word for the traditional funeral rite in a culture I was specifically talking about? ✨ eat shit ✨
#just say ur racist and go#Truly why did you waste the effort to send me this#hey did u know that in nz we speak Māori who fucking knew huh#Hey just in case ur parents never taught you this: sometimes we can keep our thoughts to ourselves#Come off anon ya coward#Why bother sending me this I’m baffled#ask#anon#nz
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Thinking about wymack trying to break the news to the rookie kid about their problems with the japanese mafia without scaring him off the team only for the rookie kid to have his very own ties to a different but related gang is too fucking funny to me
#wymack: okay kid I’m gonna be straight with you and I need you to not freak out about it. *deep breath* okay here goes#wymack: the moriyamas are yakuza and the ravens are moving into our district to get kevin to come back to the nest#neil son of the baltimore butcher: hmm. I see#neil in his head: if my mother weren’t already burnt to a crisp underneath a california beach she’d beat my fucking ass rn#wymack during the binghampton riot when kevin reveals neil’s true identity: hmm. I see#wymack in his head: so that’s why he reacted like that#neil josten#david wymack#aftg#tfc
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I should find another hobby
Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.
#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we’re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#‘pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh#i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch#please send help
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