#THAT DAZAI WILL HAVE TO COME HOME AND REALIZE THAT KUNIKIDA IS GONE

[lotus-pear]

soukoku shippers can NEVER come after kunizai now with the excuse of them having no angst i think they honestly win tragic yaoi of the year award WAIT UNTIL DAZAI HEARS HIS PARTNER GOT TURNED INTO A 7/11 $2.50 FROST GLACIER SLUSHIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[freakoont]

Can I request Ranpo and Dazai, Chuuya with Reader who has a lion as a pet? Like literal big lion who is really chill?

𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐬

𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 𝐄𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚, 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐭. 𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 // 【ＳＦＷ】 // 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

REQUESTS ARE OPEN ! Check my request page for more !

A-NOTE: I'm sorry I'm taking forever to write on these🥲 writers block got me on a chokehold canon

❝Ranpo Edogawa❞

Okay. Let's be real for a moment. This man is flabbergasted at first.

Whether you're an agency member, a client, an enemy or a civilian, he will try to avoid all contact

Although he's very good at hiding the uncertainty

Now you might be wondering, well he's doing just fine with Atsushi's ability or Karl. THATS DIFFERENT

Karl isn't a terrorizing monster that can literally commit mass murder.. maybe.

And Atsushi's ability is under control

It takes him a longggg time to actually befriend you because he's literally done all the calculations and soon realized that one stupid comment and he'll probably be fed to the lion(⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

So he's actually very careful around you, which everyone has noticed.

When he does manage to realize how much calmer of an animal the lion can be, he's calmed down a little more..

Eventually it will get to the point where he's completely fine with feeding it some random snacks he'll have

But understand. He will NEVER come into physical contact with the lion.

Yes he can trust Yosano with the outcome BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS IT TO HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE

If you get into a romantic relationship with Ranpo, this won't change. He'll always have the lion sleep in another room

One night, in the middle of the night, the lion jumped onto your shared bed, and Ranpo legit wanted to cry but held it in

Do not leave this man alone in a room with your lion because he will legit flip out and ignore you for the rest of the day and won't forgive you(⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠)

❝Osamu Dazai❞

I'm convinced that this man was contemplating if he wanted his death to be at the hands of your animal

But immediately put down the idea at the thought of pain

I think he'd be fascinated by your lion, such a vicious and strong animal can also be very calm

Dazai tried to use the animal as a few pranks on Kunikida, it backfired since Kunikida already knew how calm the lion was

And the lion was probably just a litttttle too lazy to help with execution as it just laid there watching Dazai get beaten the crap out of him

He's not exactly scared of the animal but will keep distance

He's used to seeing so many terrifying things in the world that a lion is not going to be one of those 'running out of the room with it near' situations

He's also used to Atsushi and his ability so yeah

Now if he got into a relationship with you..

Imagine coming home to seeing your animal all dressed up with Dazai just being like "Welcome back!" as he runs at you with wide arms

"WHAT DID YOU DO-"

You don't know how to take the situation with Dazai and your animal. He's says he's not too interested in the lion and would rather keep distance but then you'll find him snoozing against the lion like a pillow

❝Chuuya Nakahara❞

I can imagine joining the Port Mafia and Chuuya is assigned to help you with introductions or something

"hey I'm here- WHAT THE FU-"

He's 100% caught off guard and stepping back

"THATS A LION"

"yes"

But he's also gained a lot of respect towards you for having it

Now it's not a dog, he knows that much, so he won't be dancing around it with a treat in his hand

After a while I think if you gained his friendship he'd be willing to watch over the animal while you're gone

ONLY. after he's realized how much chiller the pet can be out of actual work

He was honestly a little disappointed to find out it wouldn't pounce at people immediately and start tearing them apart.. but also greatful

One time you lost the little guy and found him sitting and just staring at Chuuya who was stuck on the ceiling trying to get away from the lion

Apparently it had a strong liking towards Chuuya? You can't figure out why.. was it his appearance or maybe aura?

In secret, Chuuya has researching about lions and feeding it so the little guy has gotten attached you could say

If a relationship is established, Chuuya definitely treats the lion as his own son in a way

#1 caretaker for humans and animals canon

[reallyromealone]

Dazai a/b/o family thing with male reader who is prego and Dazai gets a call from his work that male reader is going into labor and hightails it to the hospital to be able to watch his baby be born and watches as his mate and baby snuggle in their sleep and he takes so many fucking pictures and is just gone for the next few days and then comes back with the smuggest but genuine smile ever

Ohohohohoo

🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷

Mornings were always slow in the Dazai household, the brunette wandering out of the bathroom to see his mate preparing coffee and (pregnancy friendly drink) "you should be resting" Dazai gently wrapped his hands around his mate, wrapped fingers tracing patterns on the others large belly and kissed his mating mark "your pup is awake so I'm awake" (name) said simply and Osamu smiled "he's not causing problems is he?"

"No he's just energetic like you" (name) teased causing the Alpha to smile "now eat and drink your coffee, I don't need a call about you being late" (name) instructs and dazai chuckled "yes~yes~"

Dazai savoured his mates meals, something he wouldn't trade for anything.

(Name) was his reason for living.

He saved him.

(Name) knew what he did and who he was and loved him regardless.

"Here's your lunch, come home to me" (name) said lovingly as Dazai put on his coat, kissing his mate goodbye before going off about his day.

Dazai was a smug bastard with his love life and constantly rubbed it in Kunikidas face that he had a wonderful mate who was everything and more.

"He made me a lunch~" dazai said flaunting the adorable Bento with all the fixings and put it in the fridge "he's so wonderful~"

(Name) puttered around the house, he was on maternity leave (dazai wanted to join him but (name) knew he would get restless) as the assistant to Yosano and frankly bored to no end.

"Oh-- did I?...shit" (name) went through a few stages before realizing what was happen, his water breaking "damn it" (name) hissed as a contraction rolled through him.

"Oi! Dazai answer your phone" Ranpo yelled out as he ate his snacks and dazai grabbed his cellphone "hey baby, miss--" dazai went quiet before getting up and walking to Fukuzawas office, the team confused as the two left the building.

(Name) called an ambulance and tried not panicking without his alpha, instincts going Haywire as unfamiliar alphas were around him.

Dazai rushed to the hospital with his father-in-law and rushing to (name)s room to see (name) pacing around as a contraction rolled through "oh thank -FUCK- you two are here" (name) said as the two alphas fretted over him.

9 pounds was what his pup weighed.

Dazai and Fukuzawa took countless photos, Fukuzawa comforting his kid "you did good" he said to (name) who was ready to pass out.

Eventually the older alpha left the new parents to go get (name) water, dazai helping (name) so he could feed their tiny bundle of joy "they're perfect" (name) said "I have a name idea..." (Name) mumbled and Dazai looked curious but let him continue "Sakunosuke"

Dazai was quiet, (name) looking at their pup while he fed "do you --" looking up he saw something he only saw a few times.

Dazai crying.

"I love you..."

Dazai was gone for at least a week before returning to work, (name) being checked on by his dad.

"That smug bastard"

Dazai set photos of his pup on his desk, a shit eating grin and a smug energy.

"My pup is the cutest~" dazai said dramatically but the others could see the loving and fond look in his eyes.

They let him have this... For now.

[ma3mae]

Don't be so annoyed, love!

Summary: He's so annoying sometimes but it's ok because you love him 😭 (HC w/ Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo)

Genre: Crack, fluff, lowkey suggestive themes

Warnings: 🗿 we ignoring the red flags bc we can. also mentions of farting bc dazai 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

A/N: u cant tell me that they wouldnt do any of these things ok 💀also kunikida's got a small drabble out of nowhere but im always wildin when it comes to him 😭😭😭😭😭

Dazai Osamu

u cant tell me that as soon as hes rly comfortable in ur relationship that he WOULD NOT be ashamed of just farting outta nowhere honestly 💀

Like yall r just chilling on the couch, watching smth and he just lets it all out bc why should he hold himself back 🗿

Hes at home 🗿

But bro's lucky he doesnt smell but 🗿🗿🗿🗿 wheres the warning from him

u give him the side eye and hes like "What? Are you perhaps ashamed of human nature, bella?" like ok we'll leave him alone but he ruined the emotional moment of the movie yall were watching 😭😭😭

Is also the type to prob leave his socks and clothes lying around

It got better over time but he still sometimes does it bc old habits die hard i guess 🧍

once got so bad you just collected all of his clothes and put them infront of the door so he'd have no choice but to pick all of that up and do it himself 💀

would try to talk his way out of it in the beginning but also felt kinda bad after the relationship got more and more serious

So now hes a good bf/ husband and does it himself 🤩 (with the occasional sock under the couch 💀)

drinking habits would take a bit longer to be fully gone, he'd learn to regulate it over time

He's learned to warn you tho when he thinks that a rly shitty day might hit him bc work and more

sometimes you take the day off and do something together to take his mind off of it

Sometimes you're at work and a "im home" text without hearts will come and you know whats wrong

would feel more comfortable over time letting you take care of him

will definitely show you his appreciation for you the next days in one way or the other 🤩💅

talking about living together, yall would often have to sit down to talk about his spendings bc our man cant save for ANYTHING

Used to often come home with little things like "Look, this reminded me of you!" and it's a plushie of a cat or something

Started off cute and small but got dramatic like him really fast

ngl he came home with a expensive necklace u liked when the both of u went shopping but u didnt buy it bc.. she expensive...

like he was charming as always with his "Tada! Guess what I've got you?~ 😋" ".... Not the necklace...? 😧" "🤩 How did you guess that right, bella??" "😨😨"

THIS man right here wouldnt even hesitate to just right out fking steal shit for you if u want it bc thats how much Power u got over him he'd never admit that tho sksks... OK maybe in bed...

he'd def either blackmail or bribe chuuya into helping him with stealing

probably even has access to his bank account and you'd only realize that when he'd stand infront of your door, asking where that "f*cking b*stard" is

you'd legit have to mediate their convo or else the whole building you live in would be gone immediately skks 💀

Chuuya likes u so he wouldnt make yall pay for it bc he knows that dazai's nearly broke 24/7 and u dont deserve to pay for his fault 💅

it would be enough to destroy his pride to make him obey chuuya for like 2 weeks or sum cue evil cackling from said red head

queen of Gaslightining nr. 1 😭 sometimes its for the dumbest arguments tho like why its okay to smack your lips while eating 😭

"I don't know it's just really noisy and kinda annoying for me?" "But Bella, that shows just how tasty your food is or are going to deny that fact and say that I should not show my appreciation for it? What if for me personally it's a sign of a good meal?" "Yeah but doesnt need to be that for me. Also you can show your appreciation for it in other ways like just simply saying its delicious?"

"But actions speak louder than words, my love." "YEAH, well then what do you want then???"

Its just a whole shit show and would (lmao it WILL) end in him giving you just shameless bedroom eyes and well you know whats gonna be after dinner lmaooo 🤡😭

Also also i do believe that hes not the best cook at first but hes a real fast learner so it prob would only take him a week of consuming cooking videos and reading books and BOOM

"Samu, is this a 3 course meal you're cooking because that's a LOT of ingredients in the kitchen." "Sssh just sit down, wash yourself up and enjoy the evening, my love! I'll call you when I'm done 💕"

Manages to somehow still give you some snacks and drinks in between the cooking 😭 with some sneaked in kisses on your shoulder or lips 😏

If you go and hug him from behind, he'll be MELTING

Like nuzzling your face into his back while wrapping your arms around his torso, you feel the slight rumble in his chest as he chuckles at your cute action 😭

"If you want to eat something then you should take a break from being so cute, you know? Don't want the food to go bad from maybe getting a bit distracted if you stay here for a bit longer." "Ew, are you implying you'd start something infront of our food??"

"... Well, I can just have a whole meal by myself but you'd be left hungry so it's your choice 😋"

🗿 the way he doesnt need long to be turned on is alwaya amazing to u but thats just how whipped he is and bro is a whole snack himself so WHOS complaining 😋💅

food's is guaranteed to taste heavenly but if he knows youve got time, then he'd make excuses to taste your cooking like

"Samu, it's been a while since I've gotten to taste your cooking." "Aww, was it that delicious for you? Hmm but I actually prefer your cooking!"

Time for some cooking and baking lessons together, eoow 💅 with the occasional make out session because the sauce found it's way on your lips and he just had to clean it up with his 😭😋

honestly despite all of some of the difficulties, dazai would never fail in making you feel loved in his own way even tho u gotta peel back some layers 🗿

At the end of the day, his bear hugs and many kisses are smth u love to come back home to after work

also doesnt say it but would def be a house husband for u 🤩 with the occasional "whoops gotta go and do smth quick" text and he comes home at like midnight skks bc the agency needs his cute ass 😋 but dw dinner's ready and house chores have been done so enjoy ur evening after work, zurlie 💅

dont kill me for this but id give him a 7.5/10 😭

Obsessed with him and i love him but it would prob be really really exhausting to get him to FULLY trust you and its honestly understandable

Also he kinda makes me feel like i'd have to walk on eggshells around him because you often dont really know what hes thinking 😭😭

could smile at u while thinking "why u so ugly" 😭😭

also bro is so smooth, its scary like he'd prob make us forget immediately that hes trying to find out everything about us(why he sounding like a stalker 😨😨 wouldnt want him to be MY stalker 😨😨 or would I?? 🤩) MY DELULU BRAIN 👹

Doppo Kunikida

😨 Cleaning maniac

personification of the verse "I can COOk, i can CLEAN" (i know its "dont" instead of can but we all know hes like perfect house husband material... maybe a bit too perfect 💀💀💀👹)

If u forgot a cup on the dinner table, he'd legit take the cup, put it in ur hand and be like "why did u leave it there if u r not using it"

WILL def rant about why u shouldnt do it

Honestly huge nagging mom vibes 💀💀

At the beginning of moving in together, he'd just clean everything without a word whatsoever

Like you wanna help around the house too? NUH UH, he already finished everything up.

Vaccuming the house? Done

Swiping? Lmao be sure to not arrive at home after work around that time bc u gotta stand at the door and WAIT until the floor is dried 💀😭

Dishes have been done like at 5 in the fucking morning 💀👹

Bro thankfully doesn't wash clothes that often (gotta be careful of the water bill 😭) but there r days where he legit throws his clothes nearly everyday bc the worse the mission the more blood yk 🗿🗿

U had to legit drag his ass to the couch to talk to him bc he gonn be deep clean the house if someone doesnt stop him

"Kuni, you literally don't need to do EVERYTHING by yourself! I'm also here to help and frankly, it feels like you're my maid sometimes 😞" " Don't worry. Everything fits perfectly in my time plan and since you sometimes work overtime, it's better if I do a bit more of it."

... "🗿 You are legit saving this city from being destroyed so often and I just sit in the office, bro 🤡" "I understand your argument but I have seen the way you look tired so often so let me take a bit of your burden"

He knows how to make us go "🥺"

The argument prob went on for an hour until yall settled on making a plan on who does what on which days and if someone's gotta work overtime or sum then the other takes a bit of it over and so on

So in the end its alrighty 🎉

Groceries and so on are never a problem except it sometiems turns out like going shopping with your mom because...

"Omg Kuni, look!!" *holds up cute decoration* "We could put this on our dinner table! Isn't it cute 🥺??"

Bro just takes it from you and looks at the price. Legit gives you the 🤨 look

"That's 937,32 Yen (around 6€) 🤨🤨. For a tiny statue of a dog? We could find it somewhere way cheaper." "🥺 But it's a limited edition and it reminds me of you bc its got the same fur color 🥺. It's even got ur glasses on 🥺"

Bro will say no but the day after you spot the dog on the table 🤡

Yall lying in bed together and cuddle so give him a peck on the lips while killing him with your cute ass smile (U MURDERER 🗿🗿)

"What was that for?" "Hmmm, well I just noticed that said statue magically appeared on our table. You think it was a cute long haired fairy with glasses and a grumpy look 😋? "

He tries really hard to deadpan at you but the corner of his lips still tug upwards as he pinches your nose

"Well, sometimes its not so bad to buy a little extra, I guess."

If theres a market nearby with some really good deals then you'd either be dragged together with him or he'd come home after work with tons of bags

Always surprises you in how good he is at negotiating about the price

Sometimes you gotta stop him from arguing with some of the shop keepers because some decided to sell some items way too overpriced 🗿🗿🗿

you once found him stay up all night researching about reasonable prices for veggies... 😨

and cue to yall standing in the morning infront of said shop keeper getting absolutely destroyed in an argument by your man.. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Well guess who even got some extra free stufd because kuni terrified the shit out of him 😋

"Thank you for your hard work in harvesting and selling us these delicious vegetables. My wife is quite a fan of them." Your husband said as he put the money into the shop keepers shaky hands, face red in embarassement as he squeezed out a "It's nothing." between his teeth. His face paled at the words "We'll see each other next Monday. Until then have a great week." leaving your man's mouth as he gave him a friendly smile before taking your hand and going to the next stall,only for you to sheepishly wave goodbye to the shop keeper before going with your husband.

"Well, you gave him quite the scare back there." You said as you felt him squeeze your hand a bit tighter, the bustling of the array of people only increasing by minutes. "Someone had to correct his ways. It would help his sales but only if he's willing to take that advice seriously." he simply answered as he looked at the contents of the bag, counting the ingredients left to purchase.

"Well atleast we got ourselves more than we needed so we can go home and call it a day." "Who are you?" Chuckling at your surprised face out of the corner of his eyes, he continued to make his way towards the end of the market, to finally reach your car.

"I thought over your words and I do believe it would be nice to" laze around together "for once in a while. Everything in the house has already been done, so maybe we could try out that one series you've been talking about. The reviews seem to be quite positive about it."

He just lets a breathy laugh escape his lips at your squeal while you begin to rant on why its gonna be so good watching it and

UUUUGGHHGH 😭😭😭😭 GIVE ME KUNIKIDAAAAAAAGHHHHHH 😭😭😭🤡🤡👹👹👹

honestly there are like no real red flags like his red flags are disguised green flags and yall can legit work through it easily

The only thing would be his tendency to overwork himself and it could lead to an argument but never a real fight because hes pretty easy to reason with

Like even when hes stubborn, he'll STILL listen to your words because the many good things about him that he'd always make sure to take your words seriously 🗿🗿

which sometimes makes it tempting to tease him bc we can lowkey understand why dazai easily tells him the most outrageous shit and your man just casually writes it down in his notebook 😭

"That damn idiot managed to fool me again by telling me that aliens have been among us (AMOGUS 👹) and that the goverment has been hiding it from us for decades." "I thought you already knew about that tho?"

"What" "What?"

"Wait so they're real?"

Cue to him showing him a video (that dazai sent to you a week ago just for this moment 😭)

Lmao dont tease him too much tho but dw, he cant stay mad at you at all lmao 😋💅

Honestly a 8.5/10 bc his nagging scares me 💀😭

Edogawa Ranpo

"Greatest Detective" more like "Queen of Gaslightining" 👹👹

Everyone knows hes way too obsessed with sweets but how the hell is his teeth actually still existing 🗿🗿

ngl i believe fukuzawa would prob sometimes just randomly ask him if he brushed his teeth bc he lowkey lowkey raised him ok 🤡

Ranpo is all nice like "yup, i did." but when u ask him, hes a whole b*tch about it

"Hah??? Why would you ask me that?? Do you really believe that I'd be so dumb to forget about brushing my teeth? If i can solve the most difficult cases then why would you assume that brushing my teeth might something that I'd forget, huuuhh??"

His gaslightining used to work at the beginning of ur relationship but sooner or later its not hard to notice his patterns 🗿

Like yas ok, he could just put up a whole ass strategy in how to not get u to notice that he didnt brush em at all but bro

Hes too lazy

And hes a sucker for attention 😩 like he might be "annoyed" if u nag at him bc of smth but he absolutely loves it bc its just one of his many ways to get ur attention without him having to actively get up and get it for himself 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Hes a huge clown but i love him 😭

Dazai tends to forget his socks or smth lying on the floor but THIS mf right here just doesnt rly care 😭

Like that was the first thing u noticed when u entered his apartment 🤡

Its not right out messy on a disgusting degree, its more like theres tons of trinkets n shit from cases or just random candy wrap hidden under the couch 💀💀💀

The epitome of "I can do it tomorrow" bc bro doesnt forget, he just IGNORES that he has to do it 😭

might take a while to actually get him to yk do smth around the house

used to prob only sleep and shower at his apartment and thats it💀

But when hes whipped then hes whipped and hed actually try his best to help around the house

Key word "try" 🤡

Like its often tbh accompanied by "okay, ill do it but only if i get smth"

A MANCHILD, I SAY 👹👹👹👹

But there are days when he legit deep cleans everything by himself bc either you had a bad day or yall had a fight 👹👹

still would whip out the "now gimme something, please 😋" if yall cuddle after a fight and he cleaned and tidied everything up for his love 🤩

doesnt always have to be candy yk HEUEHEUEHEUUE 👹👹👹👹👹

also its not a surprise but dont let him near the kitchen

HE COULD

HE RLY COULD COOK SO WELL

Like he had only cooked for ONE time and it was like a fever dream

Bc u legit had a fever and he cooked chicken soup but uhm 🗿

he cooked it so good??? Like veggies n meat cut and cooked up nicely?

Broth kicking in real hard?

Like? "What the hell? I thought you couldn't cook??"

Bro is about to put that spoon fr away 💀

"I'm not so heartless to let you starve and I definitely wont be giving you some cheap soup either. I just looked it up on the internet and followed the instructions so you gotta get well soon because I miss your cooking 🤩🤩"

Are we flattered?? Gurl, maybe but he'd def know if we tried to make ourselves be sick to taste his cooking again

Bro only offers to help when it comes to baking 😪😮‍💨😮‍💨

His only help is licking the dough or chocolate outta the bowl or smth 😀

would sneak in many kisses tho bc he likes u and sweet stuff is just sugar overload for him and he loves it 🤩

I think one of the important factors for him in a relationship is that fukuzawa approves of you? Since he does value his opinion over his own intellect

Like bro trusted him when it came to Fukichi and other ppl 💀

fukuzawa could legit go "aliens r evil" and ranpo would be like "ok everyone, aliens are evil!!!!" 🗿🗿🗿

honesrly i dont think why there would be a reason for fukuzawa not to accept you (if there is one then time to take 100 steps back and reflect on urself 💀)

He'd prob be impressed on how u even fell in love with him bc.. its ranpo💀

petty, clingy, can be manipulative ( but never with ill intentions), would legit prank ur ass bc he can, impatient and quickly bored af

But hes attentive, kind, can be patient when it comes down to it, empathetic (depends sksks) (also thank u fukuzawa for kinda ramming that into his head 🤩), affectionate in his own way (a sucker for physical touch but would NEVER right out admit it 🗿) and so much more honestly

there arent any real red flags tbh (might come as a surprise for some ppl)

Maybe maybe he'd obviously have a bit of difficulty fully opening up and i do believe there might be times where he once or twice legit deducted what ur feelings r for him bc hes used to being careful around people and especially bc in case someonw could randomly target the agency

Or is some kinda criminal in general

But honestly when hes learned to trust you then you know youve got yourself someone loyal 💅 and i mean FR loyal

personal favorite hc and honestly prob canon since we've already seen it : he'd not be ashamed to throw hands at someone when he thinks you're being insulted or harassed

And with hands i mean exposing them to 100% until they are pissing their pants and begging him to leave them alone 🤩🤩🤩

Also also, gives me off a similar vibe to dazai with the "maybe having to walk on eggshells" around them but ranpo doesnt make you feel as watched tbh as dazai which would kinda make it easier to talk to

but bro isnt as smooth as him so whOOP 💀💀

Overall iconic and a solid 8/10 🤩🤩🤩💕💕💕

The random ratings i gave them LMAO 💀💀💀 hope u like em 🗿

[rae-writes]

falling for you

Soukoku x reader (separate + poly)

wc : 1.k

warnings : jumping off buildings for sport/fluff (chuuya), suicidal thoughts/hurt-comfort (dazai), implied suicide/angst (skk)

synopsis : falling, falling, falling...but don’t you dare fall without me.

Dazai

The tallest building in Yokohama…it used to be Dazai’s favorite place in the whole world. Ever since you came and kicked down the walls surrounding his heart, though, his favorite place began to be wherever you were. 

But you’d been gone on a mission for a week and his dark thoughts were screaming at him, demanding he pay for every wrong he’s committed. They whisper how he doesn’t deserve you, taunt that you won’t come back because you’ve finally realized it too. They were loud and it hurt. 

The familiarity of his being here hurt more than his thoughts. Dazai could only picture your distressed- broken- expression if you came back and were immediately greeted with someone from the agency apologizing and handing you his blood stained coat…

Yet he couldn’t stop his legs from carrying him to the edge (you’d be screaming for him). He couldn’t stop his eyes from taking one last glance at the pretty sky (you would’ve liked the colors). He couldn't stop his body from tipping backwards (you’d be crying because of him).

It was serene- to fall. Dazai almost wished you were falling with him, but he’d never—

“Osamu…”

His eyes snapped open, head whipping to the side to see you. “Belladonna!” Dazai almost reached out for you before he remembered; you had an ability to save yourself. “I’m honored you’d join me.”

You smiled sweetly at him, “What a beautiful double suicide,” 

His eyes widened.

“But it’s not our time, yet, my love.”

Your bodies crashed into a bouncy surface, hands finally shooting out to grasp at each other before one of you bounced right off. Dazai stared at you incredulously, eyes drifting to each of his fellow agency members.

Atsushi helped the two of you down- crying and angrily scolding Dazai- while Kunikida ushered you both to the nearby ambulance “just in case, you still need to get your vitals checked!” 

Leaning against his body, you nuzzled your face into Osamu’s neck, ditching the grey blanket in favor of wrapping him in your arms, “Knew something wasn’t right…came home right away. Local law owed us so we called in all the reinforcements.” 

The demons in his head weren’t talking anymore. The fog had dissipated from his thoughts. You were the only thing that mattered. “Bella…” 

You smiled at him again, “The dark side of you doesn't stand a chance against me. You aren’t dying till I do.”

He chuckled. “Yeah.”

Chuuya

The Port Mafia headquarters was one of the tallest buildings in Yokohama; it radiated power and the control it held within the city. 

But what no one knows is the view from the top is absolutely gorgeous, especially at dusk or dawn. It’s peaceful up there- quiet. 

It was Chuuya’s favorite place to be. There he could just exist. It was the one place he felt free to just let the burdens on his shoulder fall. 

He liked falling. Sometimes he’d be wired up, running and jumping off the ledge, arms out and throat burning with excited yells. Other times he’d be exhausted, stumbling up the stairs to the roof and allowing his body to just tip over. 

Right now, Chuuya was in the middle. He was jumping off the roof with a wild smile, but he was quiet— at peace. 

Or he was. 

“Come here often, pretty boy?” 

Azure eyes widened, darting around to take in the sight of you. Your fond smile and bright eyes. The way your hair blew around. And how you were freefalling beside him. 

He nearly has an aneurysm, fumbling around mid air until he can wrap his arms around you and land, accidentally forming a crater.

Meanwhile, you’re having the time of your life, cackling so loud the entire block could probably hear you over his equally loud curses. 

“What the hell were you thinking?! You could’ve died!” 

You stared at him amused, raising a brow, “s’that so?” Your body lifted itself out of his grasp, hovering a head above him teasingly, “I didn’t realize.” 

He blinks, a sheepish smile crawling up his face. “Right…your ability.” Chuuya tries to scowl, but it just turns out like a pout, “Don’t ever do that again.” 

“I will never jump off a building without you again. Even though I can technically fly.” 

“Smartass.” 

Yet he still kissed you anyway.

Soukoku

You and Chuuya nearly slam into each other, both clutching identical notes with a vice grip. There were no words between you as your bodies began sprinting towards the stairs simultaneously; you knew.

It didn’t take long to scale the stairs, even if there were over 15 flights. Your abilities were practically made for this— your feet didn’t dare touch the ground until you made it to the rooftop. 

No one could deny that Dazai was a good-looking individual, and in the light of dusk, he looked absolutely breathtaking. The wind blew through his hair softly as the orange and pink hues shone in his earthy eyes. It was a serene moment for all the wrong reasons. 

The air nearly left your lungs as you clutched Chuuya’s hand tightly, afraid to even breathe too loud because Dazai’s feet were right at the edge. 

And Chuuya didn’t know how to act, azure eyes wide and teary. “Dazai…” his feet shifted, ready to sprint at a moment's notice, but the peacefulness in Dazai’s smile made him freeze. 

“You two look gorgeous, as always.” Ever the charmer, Dazai just keeps smiling, gazing at both of you like you’d hung the stars above his head together. “My loves…”

“‘Samu.” Your voice cracked, hand reaching out shakily, “Don’t-“ 

He gave a closed eye smile. And then he fell backwards. Yells echoed throughout the air, panicked and desperate, and yet Dazai never felt more at peace. He’d gotten to see both of you before he left...his eyes widened suddenly— 

Chuuya and you had jumped right off the ledge after him, hand in hand, reaching out with your free hands until you could grasp at him. One on his waist, one cupping his cheek. 

“Wh-!” 

You gave a giddy grin, and if not for the tears streaking your face and the wind blowing past you, it almost seemed like a normal day. “We all promised, remember?” 

“Let’s stay together. Forever.” 

Lifting your head off Chuuya’s chest, you crane your neck up to glance at Dazai, frowning at the absentminded stare. “Osamu?” 

Chuuya leaned forward, making enough room between him and Dazai so he could turn his body around, “Where’d that come from?” 

Dazai looked down at you both, grinning at the sight of your bodies crowding his, “Just thinking.” He tugged you in his lap, pulling at Chuuya’s shirt until he was basically in his lap too, “Promise we’ll always be together. The three of us.” 

The red head scoffed, bumping his head against the brunette’s, “As if it was ever even a question. I promise.” 

“I promise! Why would I wanna leave you guys anyway?” your voice was teasing, lips pressing a flurry of kisses against both of their cheeks. 

Dazai laughed, loud and beautiful, “Yeah, I promise, too.” 

Dazai gasped, fingers gripping onto your bodies bruisingly, “No- you can save yourselves, just let go! You can survive with your abilities, you don’t have to die for me!” His voice was panicked and broken, hands now trying to push you back. 

“We’re not dying for you, idiot.” Chuuya smacked at his hand and brought him closer, “We’re dying with you because we aren’t gonna live without you by our side. We fucking promised.” 

The lights in Yokohama seemed to get dimmer as the ground got closer, the sun finally seeking solace out of sight as the stars and moon took over instead. 

“We promised…”

You curled into your boyfriends, “I love you, Osamu. Chuuya.” 

They exchanged their own ‘I love you’s as time finally caught up and the ground was waiting to catch you. 

“Together.” 

“Forever.” 

…the color red was as tragic as it was beautiful.

[kidney9-9]

Just for Him - Kunikida Doppo

Anonymous asked: Hey!! Hope you’re having a good day, could I request Kunikida with a breeding kink? 🫣

Hi anon hope you enjoy! Thank you for sending this in.

Kunikida Doppo x Reader Warnings: smut, cursing, breeding, cream pie, over-stimulation

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You were his perfect girl. Everything about you screamed "breeding type" with your wide baby holding hips, and the curve of your body, the way you were so kind, especially to children. Everything about you made Kunikida crazy about you.

He fell in love with you easily over the course of two years, but he hid his feelings until about now. You two weren't together but there was so much flirting, he could barely hold back his desires for you.

Even his coworkers had told him, "are you two together? You seem like an amazing couple!" Dazai spoke up to him one evening after watching the two of you interact - "you need to ask her soon or she'll leave."

And that you did! You told him yesterday that you were going out on a blind date your friend set up for you. It made him so angry he cracked the screen of his phone after talking to you about it. You sounded so interested and happy about going on a date with a stranger. But Kunikida knew you would have been so much happier if you went on a date with him instead.

So, he was going to sabotage this date before you go on it today. That was his plan. He wasn't completely sure how he was going to do it, but he was tempted to do anything in his power.

He showed up at your doorstep, completely soaked from the rain. He purposefully left his umbrella at home. He knocked on your door and breathed in a nervous breath, hoping that you hadn't gone on the date still.

There you were! Dressed up for the date in a magnificent dress that showed off all your appealing features. He gulped before he spoke up, "Hello Y/n, sorry for showing up without any warnings. My phone died and I didn't recognize where I was until I saw the street name and realized you lived around here."

He was being truthful about his phone being dead, but he was lying about not recognizing the neighborhood.

You blinked in surprise and a kind smile appeared on your face, "Oh Kunikida! Come in, I’m so sorry you got caught in the rain. Come dry off. I'm just getting ready right now."

"Thank you so much, I’ll be in your debt for this." Kunikida bowed slightly before entering your apartment.

Your apartment was sparkling clean, just how he loved it and how he kept his apartment. It was admirable.

"Would you like some water or tea? You could take a shower if you'd like too, it seems like you're soaked through the bone." you told him, welcoming him in more.

He glanced around before smiling at you again, "I’d love to take a shower and have some tea to warm me up, thank you."

He couldn't help but check you out again, watching as you swayed into the kitchen and pointed to the way to the bathroom. Your hips and ass were perfect, he groaned quietly to himself about it.

Those hips - just perfect for holding a baby up.

He couldn't help but think about putting babies in you constantly.

"I’ll make you some black tea, that's your favorite right?" you spoke up.

"It is, thank you for being so thoughtful." he responded, placing a hand on your shoulder lightly before taking it off and sighing as he walked to the bathroom.

"Thank you again, darling." he slipped out the nickname, causing you to look surprised and embarrased.

"O-of course, Kuni', you're so sweet." you told him.

He flushed at the nickname and closed the door to the bathroom behind him. He was glad that you offered him your shower because he got to use your products and he'd smell like you. He loved your smell, it was so perfectly you.

He showered quickly, but made sure to remember the products you used, hoping to have to buy them soon so you could be staying at his apartment.

He stepped out of the shower and dried off, thinking of setting the towel down low on his waist. He did just that, loosely, and walked out of the bathroom, towards the kitchen where you were sitting down with your own cup of tea.

He grinned at you softly, as you checked him out, surprised. He liked the way you looked at him, making him feel certain that you liked him just as much as he liked you.

“Ah, Kuni’, uh, here’s your tea. I’ll go get some spare clothes for you, they’re my brother’s.” You spoke up, eyes avoiding his, but you were definitely checking out his abs. Kunikida silently thanked himself for sticking to his exercise routine.

“Thank you.” He responded, adjusting the towel on his waist loudly. Your eyes dropped to the towel, and you silently rushed off a moment later.

“Here’s some clothes.” You pushed them onto the table, unable to walk closer to him. He did step towards you though, and made you pause as you were drinking your tea. He took another step closer to you, causing you to widen your eyes slightly, it was unnecessary.

“Okay, be right back.” He said, and you nodded back without saying anything. He went to the bathroom to go change again. The clothes fit – well except for the shirt. It was too tight on him, but he put it on regardless. He knew you’d be checking his abs out again through that shirt.

“I’m back.” He spoke up, causing your eyes to shift towards him.

You bit your lip slightly, “I see they fit, kind of.”

“Mm, actually this shirt… well you could see.”

“I definitely can see.” You laughed, eyes glancing up and down his shirt. His nipples were very visible, and his abs were outlined against the top.

He breathed in slightly before taking a risk and saying, “Do you like it?”

“What? Kuni’ – I,” You stumbled over your words.

“I guess you do.” He supposed, shrugging, causing the shirt to drift upwards.

He didn’t bother to fix it. He took a few steps closer to you, holding the tea up to his lips. He drank some and sat the cup down next to yours. He kept silent as he stared down at you, reading your expression as your lips opened up slightly.

“Where are you finding all this confidence? We’re usually not like this, Kuni’.” You spoke up, eyes gazing into his.

“Since you’re going on a date. I thought I’d show you what I thought of you before you left.” He replied softly.

“Show me? How?” You asked, furrowing your eyebrows.

“This is something we should’ve done long ago.” He murmured, and before you could question what, he leaned down and captured your lips into a soft and gentle kiss. The kiss was perfect, that was all he could think of. You responded after a moment of surprise, and stepped closer to him, making him feel the fabric of your dress onto his skin that was showing under that shirt.

“Yeah!” You agreed with a huff of air as you pulled away for a moment before you pulled him close again with your hand sneaking up the tight shirt and pinching his abs softly.

He almost squeaked at that, surprised at your action before he laughed quietly and picked you up with no struggle.

You almost screamed at him as you started to laugh loudly, “Kuni’! What are you doing?” He moved towards your bedroom, grinning down at you.

“I’m showing you why you need to cancel your date right now.” He demanded, and you gaped at him as he threw you down on the bed.

“Doppo! Oh my god, we’re doing this right now?” You laughed, clearly not taking him seriously. He raised his eyebrows at you and nodded.

“Yeah, where’s your phone?” He asked, gazing around the room. You pointed to your nightstand, and he picked it up, and opened your phone, knowing the password already because you told him.

“What’s his name?”

“Asahi.” You responded within a moment.

“Okay, message him right now.” He ordered, pushing a hand onto your stomach. You peeped out a noise at his touch but nodded at him. You took the phone and typed in something and pressed send, glancing up at Kunikida.

“I canceled on him.”

“Good, now we can do this properly. Like we should have already. Right?” He questioned you and you could practically feel the blush warm up your face at his tone.

“Right.” You whispered back. He stood back up straight and started to take his shirt off, accidentally ripping it. You two started to laugh shortly at it, but the laughter quickly stopped as he started to take his pants off.

“Take that dress off, now.” He insisted, tilting his head at you. You did as he said, slowly taking your dress off to tease him, making him gulp as he started to see your naked figure. You weren’t wearing a bra, but you were wearing lacy panties, which made him groan.

“Fuck, you’re beautiful, Y/n.” He spoke up. He left himself with just his boxers on as he leaned down, his knees on the floor and his face by the side of the bed. He spread your legs apart and you squeaked out a noise of surprise.

“Kuni’, sweetie, you don’t need to do that.” You told him, smiling down at him.

“I want to, I need to see what you taste like…” He trailed off, staring down at your covered pussy.

“Only if you really want to.” You shrugged, gazing down at him before you started to slip off your panties. He practically moaned at the sight of your wet pussy as the panties went down your legs. He ripped them off of you and dove right in.

He lapped his tongue over your pussy, making you moan loudly. “Oh fuck, Kuni’!” You cried out as he circled around your clit. He groaned against your pussy, loving the taste of you. He couldn’t get enough of you.

“Call me Doppo or sir. Got it?” He asked, and you nodded, a slight moan falling from your lips again, “Yes sir.”

“I’m going to breed you so well.” He muttered against you as you pressed yourself harder on him.

“Please, sir.” You heard him and responded like that? Fuck, he thought, that was hot. He thought you’d find him disgusting for saying such a thing, but you responded with a “please”?

“Fuck, I’m goin’ to fuck you so hard.” He grunted, rubbing his hand over his clothed cock as he licked you.

With his other hand he started to pump a finger in and out of you quickly, causing you to whimper and moan some more. He sucked your clit into his mouth, making your eyes fall back and you let out a voiceless scream. It wasn’t too long until you started to approach your orgasm.

“Sir, I’m coming!” You alerted him, whimpering when he kept his pace just like that. So many guys would have stopped or tried to do something different, but not Doppo. He knew to keep going and then you’d orgasm.

“Come for me.” He hummed against you, and you let it all out, coming all over his face. It took a few moments to recover, but your legs kept shaking and you felt overwhelmed still.

“Doppo…. Ahh, fuck me please.” You begged, whimpering for more.

He pulled back, pushing your body up on the bed more while he sat down in between your legs. He spread your legs out even more, causing them to twitch a lot. He started to massage them with his hands, and you moaned slightly, wanting to lean into his touch more.

“I will, be patient.” He responded with a smirk.

“Please, Doppo, I really want you. I need your cock.” You begged more.

He shook his head and sighed, “I know you do, just wait a moment. Let me prepare.”

He left you in your room and quickly went into the kitchen to grab his things. In his pocket to his pants, was a condom. He picked it up and opened the package. He unrolled it over his dick after taking it out of his boxers.

He slowly walked back into the bedroom, smiling when he saw your legs closed tightly together, trying to get some relief. Your eyes were shut, and you were groaning his name, and he dipped down onto the bed, sitting down on the edge at first.

“I have a condom on, even though I said that I would breed you. I didn’t want you to feel like you had to take me without a condom.” He explained, letting his boxers fall to his feet, and he kicked them off. You opened your eyes and shook your head.

“Doppo, babe, I’d rather you don’t wear one. I’m on birth control already and I really want to feel you come inside me. Breed me, like you said.”

“Really? I want to make sure.” He responded, his cock twitching at your words.

“Yes, come here and take that thing off.” You pleaded, sitting up and wrapping your legs around his back. He turned around in your hold after he took off his condom, letting it lay on the floor instead.

“You’re incredible.” He sighed, pulling you to him closer, so you’d be sitting in his lap.

You adjusted yourself so you were aligned with his cock, and you glanced up to see if it was alright, after he nodded back to you, you slowly sank down on his cock, sighing together. You started to lift your hips up and down, starting to fuck yourself on his dick. He gripped your back and guided you on his dick, sighing deeply, “You’re so good to me, we should’ve done this earlier.”

“Fuck, oh my,” You panted as he started to suck on one of your tits, roughly fucking you at the same time.

He pushed you down on the bed and changed positions, pushing his dick deeper into you, reaching your g-spot, and causing you to yell his name silently, gasping for air. He grinned back down at your reaction and continued his actions.

He pushed a hand down to your pussy and started to rub his fingers on your clit harshly, making our eyes roll back. Your orgasm came to you quickly, making you shout out his name, “Doppo, sir, I’m coming!”

You groaned loudly as he continued to fuck you over while your orgasm rolled over you. You felt so sensitive and warn out, but he continued, not relenting, or changing his actions, wanting to encourage you into another orgasm.

“Good girl, you’re doing so well right now.” Doppo spoke up, grunting as he started to feel like he was about to finish. He had to hold it off for another orgasm for you though.

“Are you ready to give me one more?” He asked you while you were moaning. Your eyes widened in surprise.

“What? No, that’s too much I can’t.” You whimpered.

He tutted his tongue at you, “C’mon now, I know you can do it, be good and give me another one and that’s it, okay?”

“But I can’t, that was my limit.” You cried out, and he shook his head.

“I know you can do more.” He sighed, slowing his hips down. You were continuously whimpering and twitching, but he wanted more.

“…Fine, I’ll try.” You whispered making him smile down at you. He leaned down and kissed you hard. You kissed him back after a moment of surprise and moaned as he started to speed up again, fucking you deeply.

He started to rub your clit again and then pulled away from your puffy lips, making you groan. He focused on your nipples again, biting down and sucking your tit harshly. You gasped out loud, and held your arms around his neck, pulling him down closer to your tits.

He let go of the tit and focused on the other while he started to pinch your clit harder, making you cry out. You were already about to come again from how intense he was acting, it was insane. You shook your head and tried to warn him, but you couldn’t, all that was coming out of your mouth was whimpers of his name.

He could tell you were about to come when you started to clench and unclench around him randomly, which also caused him to stutter in his movement, wanting to go deeper into you.

“Mm, good girl, go ahead, come for me.” He sighed down at you, and with his words, you finally let it go for the last time. You came hard, crying his name out from your mouth. He leaned down and kissed you passionately.

He started to let go too, and he finally came, pulsating his cum deep into your pussy. He groaned loudly, breaking away from the kiss as the cum continued to push into your pussy.

“Fuck…” He panted out, stopping his movements, but staying inside your pussy. You moaned as you felt his cum travel up inside of you, and you grounded your hips down onto his, wanting to savor the moment.

He pulled out after a few minutes of silence between the two of you and sighed deeply, “That was amazing.” You nodded and agreed with him, “It was.”

He sat up on the bed and stared down between your legs, noticing how his cum was pushing out of your pussy. He groaned at the sight, and quickly moved his fingers without even thinking about it, pushing the cum back into your pussy.

You moaned at the feeling, and closed your eyes, feeling tired.

“Darling, I’ll clean you up, it’s okay to fall asleep now.” He promised you and you nodded sleepily, smiling sweetly at him.

“Thank you, Doppo.” You whispered tiredly.

“Thank you as well, Y/n. I must admit, I’ve been dreaming about this for ages.” He confessed, standing up from the bed. He wasn’t sure if you fell asleep or not but he continued talking, “I have had feelings for you for a long time. When you wake up, it’ll be time to talk about what we are. Even if it turns out that you don’t share the same feelings as I do, I just want you to be happy.”

He wiped your legs with a wet rag and tossed a cozy blanket over you. Then he pressed a kiss on your forehead, causing you to stir slightly and he laid down next to you. He fell asleep shortly after with a smile on his face.

[chr0n1c-ag0ny]

Kunidazai reunion sparking them finally, actually, truly getting together (cause they're idiots who have essentially been and old married couple for years and were the last to notice)? I think yes.

kunikida offering his apartment to Dazai, as his partners was in no shape to be lived in, after all the time that had passed with no upkeep and the time it spent in police custody, being milled through for any potential evidence. there was no way he could let him go back to it, not now, not tonight. Kunikida needs him close tonight.

Dazai takes him up on his offer. he doesn't want to be alone. he won't admit it, but he can't be alone, he doesn't know what it would do to him, what he would do to himself if he was left unattended. so he gratefully, while making jabs and cracking jokes at his partner, follows him home.

their night proceeds as normal, as it had for years of Dazai crashing with him. Kunikida cooks while Dazai sits up on his counter, rambling on and on about anything he can think of. Kunikida never realized how much he missed Dazai's voice until the relief of not cooking in silence hit him.

when they eat Dazai drags his partner to sit on the couch, even though Kunikida hates eating on the couch, knowing he would make an exception for him, just for tonight. they sit too close to just be friends, coworkers, partners even. their arms touch, their knees lean into one another.

when Dazai's finished with his dinner he lays a head in Kunikida's lap, turning on the TV, flipping through all of his partners recorded media until he finds the show they had been watch together, every episode that aired since he was arrested is recorded and unwatched. with blurry eyes he hits play. Kunikida's hand is in his hair and it doesn't leave.

they don't talk, they don't have to, they've talked enough. for now they just want to sit and feel each other's touch and hear each other's breathing. it's all they need.

its nearly 3 in the morning when Dazai finally starts to doze, he'd curled up into a ball, halfway in Kunikida's lap at that point, holding onto one of his partner's hands. Kunikida knows he should get them both to bed, he should offer Dazai the room and take the couch, that he should have the man some space after all he'd been through. but he aches at the thought of leaving his side, at being separated again.

but he doesn't even have to say anything, should have known he never had to, Dazai's always been sharp as a tack, his intuition, almost terrifyingly, even sharper.

His partner turned lazily in his arms, looking up at him with tired but knowing eyes. let's go to bed, they say. you don't have to go, you can stay, they assure. please don't go, they beg.

Kunikida breathes a long, heavy, sigh of relief.

"ok," he answers, before finally getting up after hours laid up on the couch, watching as Dazai continues to doze.

his heart aches with feverish heat. he'd missed him so much he had begun to go mad, had gone mad really, and now his partner was back, he was back and alive and mostly well, and now he was so relieved it ached in its own right.

he went about making up his bed for two, for Dazai, knowing he needed enough pillows and blankets for half a dozen people, but kept stopping to look over the back of the couch to make sure he was still there, still with him, that he hadn't been taken away again. by the time he's done he's probably crossed his apartment two to three dozen times, from his room to the couch again and again, before he's finally decided the room was good enough, there were enough blankets for Dazai to cover himself with and pillows to hide in.

when he goes to Dazai this time around, he kneels in front of him, carding a hand through his hair, tracing a thumb over his brow, to his nose, and then his cheek. his partner's eyes flutter open, a smile graces his lips.

"come on," he whispers, worried too loud a voice would shatter the delicate air of safety and comfort around them, "time for bed."

Dazai hums, getting up with a stretch and a yawn, much like a cat, before gingerly hopping off the couch and into Kunikida's arms, a false smile and air of cheekiness to him, hiding the ache Kunikida knew all too well resided in his partner's heart as much as it did his own, if not more. he holds him for a moment, savoring the feeling of him in his arms, before taking his hand and leading him to their room.

Dazai knows the drill. he goes to the other man's dresser and picks out a pair of his own sweatpants, ones he kept here for nights like these, and as per usual, one of Kunikida's shirts, gliding across the room, out into the hall, and into the bathroom.

Kunikida crawls into bed, feeling like he's been hit by a bus by the days events, and ends up half asleep by the time he feels Dazai crawling into bed next to him.

he expects to see bandages peeking from the borrowed nightshirt, to watch Dazai shield himself from the world, from his partner's touch, with a swarm of blankets, for Dazai to lay on his back, staring up at the ceiling, waiting for him to fall asleep first.

but tonight's different, so different.

Dazai's skin is bare where the shirt doesn't cover, his scars on display, each and every one of them, the burns, the cuts, the bullet wounds, the ones Kunikida has never one been able to decipher the story of. they're all bared to him, with no visible hesitation on Dazai's end.

when his partner climbs into bed he neglects the pile of blankets laid out for him, the pillows too. instead he lifts the comforter that's draped over the entirety of the bed, Kunikida included, sliding beneath it like it's natural to him, like he'd done it every night for months, years even.

he looks at Kunikida for a moment, silently asking for permission, which Kunikida cannot give fast enough, and then Dazai's in his arms, his own wrapped around his neck, nothing between them but the clothes on their backs.

Dazai pulls away, just a bit, Kunikida almost cries out, almost pulls him back in, but knows better. he lets dazai go, but he never leaves. he's moved just far back enough so they could both look each other in the face.

"I missed you," he spoke softly, his hands shifting to hold the blonde's face.

"I missed you too,"

there's a moment of silence.

"I love you." the words are hesitant, skittish even, like he's unsure of how Kunikida would take it.

"I love you too," he replies without a second thought. he loves his partner, he loves him, more than he knows what to do with, so much it drives him mad and makes him ache.

Dazai nods. he's thinking, Kunikida can see it on his face, his mind is going a million miles a second. worry flashes on Dazai's face, and Kunikida panics, goes to pull away, goes to give Dazai space, even if his own skin burns at the thought of parting with Dazai's.

but Dazai doesn't let him, he clings to him, "Don't go, please don't go, please," he begs.

his voice is desperate, so Kunikida doesn't. he watches his partners face twist and turn, watches as fear spreads across his brow and tears gather in his eyes, and he doesn't know what to do because this has never happened.

but than Dazai leans in, slowly, tugging Kunikida closer so they can meet in the middle. Kunikida feels his partners lips on his. he kisses him back. he can't decide if that was a foolish decision or not. It's soft, softer than either of them knew they were capable of, it's gentle and earnest and good.

Dazai stops after a moment, lingers in Kunikida's space before looking him in the eye once more, he doesn't speak, they don't need to. Dazai looks at him, tears running down his face, but he's smiling, he's ok. his thumbs wipe away tears Kunikida hadn't realized he'd shed. they're ok.

"I love you," Dazai mutter's again, speaking again before the other man can answer "Kunikida?"

"yes, Dazai?"

"don't go."

"I won't."

"promise?"

"I promise." its a foolish thing to say, but Dazai needs to hear it, hell, he needs to hear it, "I'm not going anywhere, so long as you promise me the same."

he hesitates, his eyes avoid Kunikida's for a moment, before returning from their shared gaze, "I'll try, I promise, I'll really try this time"

Kunikida nods, slowly moving to kiss Dazai's forehead, the brunette leans into it.

"I know you will," he whispers into Dazai's skin, "and I'll always be here when it's too hard to manage on your own."

there's silence again, but it doesn't feel wrong or heavy, its soft and warm and it feels right.

"I love you," Kunikida finally returns.

there's more silence, Dazai just looks at him, just watches, fingers playing with Kunikida's hair and drifting over his face until something clicks into place in the other man's mind, something nobody but Dazai could ever understand.

he leans in once more to kiss his cheek before he settles against Kunikida's chest, letting out a pleased huff as he curls himself into a ball, "goodnight," he muttered, almost instantly going still with sleep.

"goodnight," Kunikida replied, knowing Dazai wasn't going to hear him, pressing his own goodnight kiss to the top of Dazai's head before burying his face in the other man's hair (Dazai doesn't smell like his shampoo anymore. it makes something in him cringe. he tries and fails to ignore it).

it takes Kunikida a while to fall asleep, he's too busy running the night over and over and over again in his mind. he holds Dazai close and lets his fingers trace over scars, feeling over his too-thin frame, feeling each bone beneath his skin. there's so many thoughts rushing through his mind, to many fears, worries, anxieties, what ifs. what if I hurt him? what if I break him? what if I ruin this?

his thoughts are only stopped when Dazai gently nudges his head into his jaw, hands pulling Kunikida's off of him, holding them gently in his own (he should have known sleep wouldn't come that easy to Dazai).

he takes a deep breath, steadying himself and his mind, his partner's hands squeeze his gently, good, they seem to say, and sleep finally starts to pull at him once more.

he lets it happen, let's his eyes close and his mind go blank, knowing Dazai is safe, he's safe in his arms, he won't be taken away again. he sleeps knowing Dazai loves him, that he kissed him, that tomorrow they'll wake up like this, and maybe, just fucking maybe they can finally have this one happy ending.

[spiritedscorpio]

What would the bsd characters do if they walked in on you changing?

When they walk in on you changing

Warning: Suggestive content

Afab reader

Includes: Atsushi, Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Yosano, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Higuchi, Fyodor, Nikolai

Atsushi

Immediately blushes when his eyes fall on you

Looks away and apologizes a bit more than necessary

Shuts the door and waits for you to come out

Scenario:

Today the agency ended up in another fight with the Port Mafia. It completely caught you off guard but in the end you all came out okay with no major injuries. Since Atsushi was much more involved in the combat he had a few injuries so you patiently waited for Yosano to treat him before going home together.

He was exhausted so he went to rest on the couch for a bit while you went to get changed. Your current outfit was practically drenched in sweat and stained from the attacks against you so you wasted no time peeling them off.

"Are you okay y/n?" He came to ask you since he realized he hadn't and wanted to see if he could do anything for you. When he saw you, you weren't even completely undressed, still wearing panties and a tank top however that didn't stop him from blushing his face off.

Afraid he let his gaze linger to much he quickly looked away, "Oh my god I'm so sorry, I should've knocked!" He frantically waved his arms in front of his face, continuing to apologize. Eventually he stopped and closed the door, going to the kitchen to make some tea to distract his mind while he waited for you.

Dazai

Comments on how good you look

Apologizes when you tell him to get out but intentionally closes the door slowly

Makes a comment about what you had on through the door

Scenario:

Today you had the day off so you were able to sleep in. When you finally woke up Dazai had been gone for about 4 hours. You checked your phone and saw a bunch of texts from him, complaining about you not giving him attention and work. After responding to him you decided to get dressed for the day. You had just pulled your shirt over your head when your boyfriend appeared in the doorway.

"What are you doing here?" You lifted the shirt to cover your chest.

"Ditching work so I can see my absolutely gorgeous partner, what else?" He leaned against the doorframe to get more comfortable as if he was waiting for you to continue.

"Don't just stand there, get out!"

"Okay fine, sorry" He moved to the other side of the door and held onto the side, pulling it slowly while keeping his eyes on you.

"Quit it!" You tossed your shirt towards the door, briefly revealing your body but still making him close the door.

"Fine I'll leave you alone... nice panties by the way"

Kunikida

Shuts the door as quickly as he opened it

Stutters an apology on the other side of the door

Afterwards he sits down and waits for you, trying to calm down

Scenario:

It is very well known that he has a strict work schedule and that is no different at home. He always made sure he was in bed by a certain hour so he would get at least 8 hours of sleep. Once you started living together you noticed how much your schedules differed.

You regularly stayed up late, despite him advising you not to and because of this, running late wasn't uncommon. This morning you woke up to the sound of your alarm but when you checked the time, you realized you had slept through the first one and was already 30 minutes late. You scrambled out of bed, immediately removing your clothes so you could change and get on with the rest of your morning routine.

"Y/n! Are you still sleeping? How many times have I told you-" He stopped mid-sentence when he opened the door and saw your basically naked form. Before you get the chance to say anything he shuts the door again. You hear a "s-sorry for intruding" on the other side of the door, the anger in his voice being replaced with nervousness. He returns to the kitchen to eat his meal, attempting to calm himself down before you came out to join him at the table.

Ranpo

Knew you were getting dressed and walked in while you still had some of your clothes on, he didn't want to embarrass you too much

He lets his gaze wander before meeting your eyes, claiming he didn't know you were changing

Tells you to hurry up with a flirtatious remark

Scenario:

You two had the day off so you decided to go see a movie. Ranpo was wearing his regular clothes but you still wanted to dress up a little. Since you weren't going anywhere fancy you just did a more natural makeup look and left your hair down. You decided to wear a white skirt and black top.

The skirt had already been put on and you had the shirt in your hands, about to put it on when he walked in. With his hand still on the handle, his eyes landed on your legs and travelled up to your chest before finally reaching your eyes.

"Oh, sorry darling I didn't know you were still getting ready" His voice wasn't sincere in the slightest.

He excuses himself from the room, leaving you alone again. "Don't keep me waiting too long, who knows how much longer I'll be able to resist you with you looking that good"

Yosano

Admires the outfit you had laid out

Apologizes and she shuts the door

Says she's looking forward to seeing the outfit on you

Scenario:

It was Valentine's Day and you were going out to dinner for the occasion. You kept messing up while doing your makeup so it was taking you a while to get ready. When you checked the time you realized you were late and started panicking, scrambling to finish up.

In your state of panic you didn't hear her knocking at the door and since you didn't tell her not to, she walked in. You froze when you saw her, embarrassed about being seen with just lingerie on so suddenly despite wearing it for her. Her eyes briefly scan your body before landing on the dark purple dress laying on the bed.

"Sorry for coming in y/n" You apologize for taking so long and she reassures you before closing the door.

"Please try to hurry up! You know how much I love that dress on you" You can't help but blush at her comment.

Chuuya

Is initially flustered but plays it off

Comments on what you're putting on, a cocky smirk on his face

Says something flirty before leaving and giving you your space

Scenario:

Today was your 4 year anniversary and he was taking you out to a fancy restaurant. The reservation was for 8 pm and it was currently 7 and you weren't done getting ready. He had been dressed for a good while now and was waiting for you downstairs. It was taking a while for you to get ready since you wanted your hair and makeup to be absolutely perfect.

After another 15 minutes he went upstairs to see if you were done and since the door was slightly open, he walked in. When his eyes land on your partially naked form and the deep red set of lingerie you were wearing a shade of pink spreads across his face. You immediately pull the dress you had in your hands closer to your body while he was stuttering, struggling for words. He's quick to clear his throat, a smirk playing at his lips.

"Is that just for me? You know how much I love that color" He leans against the doorframe, awaiting your response.

"J-just get out, I'll be ready in a few minutes" You avert his gaze and he chuckles at your timid response.

"Well, you surely won't be needing all that later" His tone is smug and he finally leaves the room, shutting the door behind him and leaving you a blushing mess.

Akutagawa

His eyes slightly widen when he sees your half-naked form, he is flustered but hides it very well

Leaves just as soon as he entered

Tells you to shut the door next time before walking away

Scenario:

Today the two of you planned to go shopping after he finished work. Although he didn't particularly care for it, he secretly enjoyed accompanying you and seeing your face light up at the sight of the things you liked. Due to his schedule he couldn't give you his entire day but he did promise you could go once he returned.

It was getting close to the time that he normally came home so you went to get ready, eager to spend as much of the rest of the day with him as possible. Either things weren't busy for him or you had taken too long to decide on an outfit, probably the latter, because he walked in your bedroom while you were undressed, the door being wide open since you didn't know he would be home yet.

Once your eyes meet you notice that his slightly widen and his cheeks become a bit more pigmented but he just clears his throat, breaking the brief silence. He avoids staying in the room for too long and exits, not wanting his flustered state to become any more visible. You hear a monotone "close the door next time" from the other side of the door before his footsteps progressively fade away.

Higuchi

The second she sees you her face turns pink

She immediately apologizes, shutting the door in the process

Her back stays against the door as she tries to collect herself

Scenario:

Lately your girlfriend had been running herself absolutely ragged at work. After coming home she would pass out almost immediately and when she didn't, she would insist on doing stuff around the house despite the prominent dark circles under her eyes.

Once you finally got her to rest, you decided she could really use a break. The next morning you suggest going out for brunch since you were both free and she lit up at the idea. She went to the bathroom to get ready while you began to get changed.

Typically you procrastinated actually getting dressed when you went out so she wasn't expecting to see what she did. You had just slipped out of your nightwear when she returned to your room, a bright shade of pink spreading across her face at the sight of your half naked body.

After you noticed her your hands moved to your hips, "Like what you see?" Deciding to avoid your question she bashfully apologizes, exiting the room promptly. Once she releases the door handle she collapses against the door, fanning her face in a desperate attempt to cool down her cheeks.

Fyodor

Intentionally lets you see his eyes wander, enjoying the way you get all shy and cover up in embarrassment

Reminds you to lock the door and goes to shut it

Opens the door again briefly to comment on your outfit

Scenario:

Recently you had been complaining that Fyodor had been away from work too long and after a while he finally gave in. He decided to have the other Decay of Angel members over to your house to discuss future plans. Since it was your idea in the first place, he wanted you to serve tea, bring him anything he needed, as well as dress appropriately for the visitors.

Before the others arrived you went to your bedroom to change. You decided to put on a short dress, nothing fancy but it still made you look good. After pulling off your previous shirt you also discarded your pants the very second Fyodor walked in. He shut the door behind him clearly showing no intention of leaving right away.

His eyes shamelessly scan over your body, the way your eyes shied away from his and your arms slowly moved to cover yourself amused him. Since he wasn’t leaving you reached over to pull the dress over your head. “The others have arrived, please be sure to lock the door”

He left the room but not even a minute later he opened the door again, “And please put on something more modest” His eyes wandered to your chest where a few remnants of last night could be seen. “I don’t want them seeing what’s mine”

Nikolai

Gives you a super dramatic compliment

Laughs at your reaction before leaving

Apologizes and keeps replaying the image of you in his head

Scenario:

For a new mission you and Nikolai were supposed to attend a masquerade ball as a couple. Someone attending it supposedly possessed a special artifact. Fyodor sent you two to retrieve it since you were actually dating and therefore your cover would be more believable. He was able to decide on an outfit much quicker than you and therefore was already dressed and waiting for you downstairs.

It was taking a bit longer than usual for you to get ready since it was probably the fanciest place you had been and you wanted to make sure you looked good. After you finished your hair and makeup you went to put on the dress. Meanwhile, Nikolai was downstairs and watching tv when a notification was heard from his phone. It was a text from Fyodor and he was telling you to get going or you'd be late. He replied by saying he would check if you were ready before going to do so. You had the top of your dress at stomach level when he walked in and you quickly pulled it up the rest of the way.

"Oh dear lord, my eyes have been blessed with an ethereal being!" He threw his head back with his hand on his forehead, acting as if your beauty physically stunned him. Your face instantly turned pink as you straightened out your dress, avoiding eye contact. He chuckled at your expression before saying a super cheery "sorry". As he returned to his original place the image of you in your lacy bra and your adorable flustered face continued to replay in his head, making him temporarily forget what he was supposed to be doing.

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chase forever down 30/31

chase forever down | 30/31 | bungou stray dogs | 👿🐯 / sskk | #smarch 🔞| ~1700 words

It was getting late, and Atsushi sat on the edge of the building, kicking his feet off the ledge beneath and eating a sandwich he’d picked up at a local convenience mart. The job had gone late again tonight, which, you know, happened in his line of work and he wasn’t expected home, so he found a nice quiet place to eat where he wouldn’t be disturbed.

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It was nice, to just sit here and look over the city at dusk. Home. Yosano had invited him along for drinks with her and Ranpo and Kunikida, but he’d declined. Everyone had been fussing over him like a worried hen for the past few weeks, even without knowing the true cause of his absence, and while it was amazing to be so appreciated, he needed a bit of a break.

Atsushi tilted his head at the soft hush of ruffled clothing, and then he smiled faintly, having sensed his presence a few blocks off. “I thought you weren’t going to be home until Monday,” he said, as Akutagawa hopped up on the ledge beside him before very casually dropping into a seated position as well. “If you had texted, I would’ve come straight home.”

Akutagawa let out a long, exhausted exhale and tilted his head. Atsushi looked over at him; Akutagawa was dressed as he often was, in that tattered overcoat and his favorite cravat. He caught Atsushi’s eye and chuckled softly. “Just released,” he said, putting his legs out straight for a moment before dangling them over the side, the same as Atsushi’s. “We’ve been back in town since earlier in the day, but Chuuya finally chased everyone out of the office. Said he had important things to do.”

“Funny that, Dazai-san cut out of work early today, said he had important shit to get done.”

Their eyes met again, and they both smiled. Atsushi finished off his sandwich in a few swallows, wiping his hand over his mouth and realizing after he’d already finished that he really should have at least offered a bite. He leaned on his hand, cheeks flushing, and Akutagawa’s hand crept over to his, entwining their fingers as they looked out over the twilight city.

The breeze up here was chilly, catching on Atsushi’s hair and tousling it. Autumn was fast on its heels, chasing out the heat of the long summer. He sighed and looked over at Akutagawa again, catching the way he was being watched out of the corner of his eye. “Hungry?” Atsushi asked, teasing, and Akutagawa’s eyes glimmered a familiar red.

“For you? Always.” Akutagawa turned Atsushi’s hand over, rubbing his thumb over his wrist—but Atsushi stopped him, loosening his tie with his other hand. Akutagawa’s eyebrows lifted as Atsushi pulled open the collar of his shirt, but he clearly wasn’t about to say no to such a direct invitation.

Akutagawa kissed Atsushi’s neck, finding the spot where his pulse beat hottest and sinking his fangs directly into the vein. Atsushi’s mouth opened slightly, and he pushed his fingers through Akutagawa’s hair, curling at the base of his skull and holding tight.

Familiar warmth spread through his veins, leaving his limbs tingling; and Atsushi didn’t even object to being manhandled. He let Akutagawa drag him about like a ragdoll, pulling him off his seat on the ledge and down onto the roof proper. Atsushi’s head hit the pitch and he arched his back as Akutagawa climbed up his body, sinking his fangs into Atsushi’s neck again, this time on the other side.

“Missed you,” Akutagawa said into his skin, kissing around where he drew blood, licking clean from Atsushi’s skin anything that escaped. “I thought about you every time I closed my eyes, weretiger.” He pushed his palm over Atsushi’s pants, looking for the bulge he knew he’d find. “I thought about you touching yourself in my bed, alone…”

“Our bed,” Atsushi murmured, one hand thrown over his eyes, blocking out the large, luminous moon overhead. He arched again as Akutagawa slid his hand into Atsushi’s pants finally. “Ah, Ryuunosuke—”

There was something about it like this; under the cold, unforgiving light of the moon; Akutagawa’s hand wrapped around him and stroked slowly. Atsushi got his hands in Akutagawa’s coat, pulling himself up, slightly dizzy from the blood loss. Akutagawa wet his lips and kissed him.

Atsushi hissed against his mouth, Akutagawa’s thumb pressing over the head of his cock, thumbnail digging into the slit. “Our agreement,” Atsushi groaned, because they’d discussed this, the sex in places they could be discovered thing, but that only worked if Akutagawa could manage to keep his hands out of Atsushi’s pants for ten consecutive minutes.

Akutagawa’s eyes were still red, as stark and bright as the blood gathered in the corners of his mouth. “I need to see you climax in the moonlight,” he murmured, and Atsushi moaned, then stifled the next one with the back of his hand. “Then,” he added idly, dancing his other fingers over the v of skin exposed by Atsushi’s open pants, “we shall adjourn to the nearest hotel and you will fuck me so thoroughly I’ll have trouble walking home in the morning.”

Atsushi’s knees were trying to come together, and he held on tight to the front lapel of Akutagawa’s coat. “Deal,” he hissed, and the smirk grew on Akutagawa’s face as he began to stroke Atsushi with more force, fingers tight around his length. It didn’t take long, it never did with Akutagawa’s venom in his veins, and Atsushi’s head went back, gasping, as he found the edge and tilted right over.

Rashomon, smoothly, rippled from Akutagawa’s coat. The small dragon head wrapped around the head of Atsushi’s cock and contained the mess with instant ease. Atsushi let loose a full-body shudder, both palms pressed to his eyes, and Akutagawa gently tugged one away so they could make eye contact.

“So much better than when I do it myself,” Atsushi muttered. “Alone, in our bed.”

Akutagawa snorted a laugh and leaned in to kiss him.

=====

“Ah, Atsushi-kun,” Dazai said, looking entirely too bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for a Thursday morning, “you look like you had a busy night!”

Atsushi lifted his head from his desk and looked over at Dazai, scrolling through a long list of inappropriate responses and selecting one before he truly thought it through. “Dazai-san, are you the ‘important thing’ or are you the ‘to do?’”

Dazai blinked.

Atsushi sat up and stretched his arms over his head, and then stifled a yawn with the back of his hand. His shirt was a little wrinkled today, but he didn’t think it was particularly noticeable as he’d come in to work far more ragged than this, at least. Still, he hadn’t intended to come to work straight from the hotel, shower or not.

Akutagawa joining him in the shower, arms over Atsushi’s shoulders as they kissed under the unending stream of hot water…

Atsushi put his chin in his hand and smiled goofily, staring off into the distance.

Kyouka had left a little while earlier, with Koro-chan on a leash, and Kunikida was standing at Ranpo’s desk, hands on his hips and back to them as he discussed something. Dazai leaned back in his chair, arms folded behind his head, eyes closed; with a peculiar note to his voice said, “Atsushi-kun, you should handle the rest of my paperwork today.”

The words seemed to weigh more, but all the same, they rolled off Atsushi like anything else Dazai said. Atsushi tilted his head, recognized the resonance in his voice, and shook his head. “Sorry, Dazai-san. I have plenty of work to handle today, I think you can take care of your own filing.”

Dazai’s eyes opened.

He looked over at Atsushi, who had finally opened his laptop to boot it up; and then he leaned over and said in a much lower tone of voice, “I thought I told you not to swallow any, Atsushi-kun.”

Atsushi, eyes on his laptop, said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Dazai-san.”

=====

Akutagawa was lying on the couch in his dress-down clothes and watching the show he’d gotten invested in but wouldn’t admit to under pain of death when Atsushi got home. Atsushi snickered to himself in amusement when he heard the channel quickly change as he took his shoes off. “Few days off, then?” he asked as he walked into the main room.

“Vampire hunters in town again, apparently.” Akutagawa lifted his feet to allow Atsushi space to sit on the couch and then draped his legs over Atsushi’s lap. “I feel that I am being lied to in order to keep me out of something.”

“Chuuya-san is usually pretty direct with you though, right?” Atsushi scratched his nose. “It’s not like you have a history of going rogue for no reason, or anything. Ow.” Akutagawa lifted his heel and dropped it into Atsushi’s thigh again. “Maybe there are really vampire hunters sniffing around, it’s not like I have my ear to the ground about things like that.”

Akutagawa grunted in response. “Dazai-san would know.”

“Like Dazai-san will tell me anything. If there are vampire hunters around, he’d probably trick us into raiding their hide-out and taking care of it, like that wouldn’t bring in a ton more chasing glory to avenge their fellows.” Akutagawa grunted again but didn’t dig his heel into Atsushi’s thigh. “I did run across that other vampire while you were gone, Martin-san. He didn’t mention anything about vampire hunters, either.”

Akutagawa lifted his head. “You saw the other vampire?”

“Yeah, ran into him while Kyouka-chan and I were walking the dog. It was…weird. He’s a bit strange, don’t you think?”

Akutagawa frowned, dropped his head back down to the armrest, and folded his arms. “I don’t like that. You’re mine.” He didn’t even flinch when Atsushi smacked the sole of his foot. “Stay away from other vampires.”

“Yes, my ever-jealous master,” Atsushi said dutifully, rolling his eyes. He tilted his head and avoided the single Rashomon tendril that flung at his head, smacking into the back of the couch and not even penetrating the cushion. Atsushi patted Akutagawa’s legs in his lap. “You’re the only creature of the night for me.”

He yelped when Akutagawa sat up enough to grab him by his tie, yanking him down so that he flopped, sidelong, over Akutagawa’s chest. He thumped his head into Akutagawa’s shoulder as his arms wrapped tight around Atsushi. “Mine,” Akutagawa rumbled possessively, and Atsushi wriggled his arms free so that he could wrap them around Akutagawa as well.

“Yours,” he said into the loose fabric of Akutagawa’s shirt and closed his eyes, content.

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[shadyteacup]

Boundaries

Dazai Osamu x fem!Reader

Warnings: spoilers for the bsd ova(very slight mentions of Aya), fluff to angst.

Word count: 1120

Laughter could be heard coming from behind the door to your office. It was late in the evening, most of the ADA members had gone home. But you stayed back with a colleague, who had offered to help you with your backlog. He was more of a distraction, though. Not that you would ever point it out to him. You loved his company. Maybe you loved it a little too much.

“Kunikida-kun had practically adopted that child, had it not been for her to ask his hand in marriage.”, Dazai mused, making you snort and shake your head in surprise.

“She asked him to marry her? Why?”

Dazai grinned as he remembered what had happened, reciting it for you.

“Apparently, someone was into heroic men.”

You giggled, feeling bad for poor Kunikida.

“Do you know why he said no to her?”, Dazai asked, grasping onto your attention once more.

“Because she’s too young, of course!”

“Nope!”

You gasped, horrified at the thought of the blonde not minding the young girl's age.

“Well, she didn’t meet 31 of the 58 criteria he had set for his ideal spouse.”

“You have got to be kidding me! He said that?!”

“He did!”

You laughed on, weirded out by how Kunikida even considered the poor child as a potential partner, and horrified that she actually met 27 criteria.

Dazai watched you wrap your head around his partner’s actions with an intensity he never portrayed for others. Well, he did inspect everyone around him with fierce logic and sincerity, constantly assessing potential dangers, and guessing their next moves and motives, but he had never spent even a second to admire and appreciate someone's laugh. It was funny how he observed you, but never judged you. He judged almost everyone, every day. Nothing slipped by him. Yet, he never seemed to be able to judge you or guess your next moves. You always managed to leave him speechless with your unpredictability. It was a few of the things that drew him to you.

You were equally drawn to him, and he was aware of that. He had that effect on women, and you were no different. If you were any other woman, he would have led you on, had some fun, and then left. He hated commitment and often found himself bored after spending time with someone for a while longer than one night. It was all too easy, he thought. He could easily predict what was going on in his female companions' minds and hearts and could read their emotions like an open book. Everything became redundant and monotonous after a while, and he realized way too early on, that it was better to leave before it got that way. Because that way, he would leave with good memories, rather than memories of boredom and frustration. Leave when it was ripe, not when it starts to rot, he kept telling himself. But with you, as much as he wanted to, he couldn’t take a chance. He refused to get close to you even once because he didn’t want to leave you. He didn’t want to hurt you. So he ignored his feelings and pretended to be just a friend, to keep you safe. He had to push you away.

“Earth to Dazai .”

Dazai blinked at your words. You mentally applauded yourself for catching the Dazai Osamu spacing out. He was almost always on alert, he never let his walls down. This also alarmed you, though, as it could mean something was wrong.

“Ah, sorry about that!”, he grinned, already ready with a new funny incident to entertain you with.

“Is something wrong?”, you asked, worry all over your face.

“No, nothing's wrong, y/n kun! Anyways, do you know-“

“No, something is wrong, Dazai, you never space out. What is it?”, you pushed the subject further, hoping to help the brunet.

Dazai sighed. He knew you were a stubborn person who wouldn’t let go of the topic. He could sidestep your questions, but you were too smart and would see right through his act. He also knew you would push it further if he did so, and his constant denial would leave you hurt.

“I was just thinking, that is all.”

“Oh.”, you said, looking away.

Your people skills annoyed Dazai. Why couldn’t you just ignore his reactions and not be so smart? You now knew that something was wrong and that he didn’t trust you enough to tell you what it is.

“Can we pretend I didn’t space out, and go back to talking about how Kunikida-kun is the funniest human on this planet?”, Dazai pleaded, hoping to get you to give up on him.

When you nodded and said a quick, “Sure!”, he didn’t know how to feel. He wanted you to give up on him, but now that you had, it ate him up. You never gave up on him, always bombarding him with questions and not letting go until he found a way to give you a half-true answer, that satisfied you. He would then spend the next hour getting advice and multiple offers of help from you, each of which he would politely turn down. What he didn’t know, was that you saw through his half-lies every time, but insisted on helping him out anyway, hoping that some of it was true. At least that way, you could help him somehow.

Today, you hadn’t done any of that, but had given up on him, so easily. It left him speechless, once again.

“Dazai. I won’t ask again if you don’t want to tell me, but you’re spacing out again.”

Dazai merely frowned at your words. When did you start giving him space? You never respected his boundaries, and he liked that you cared enough to push past them.

“Look, I don’t know if you do therapy, but if you are ready to give it a try, I have a friend who’s a psychiatrist. Do you want her number?”

“Ah, no thank you. I’m good, y/n kun.”

You gave him a half-smile and looked at the time.

“Man, it’s so late. And I haven’t completed filling a single file.”, you said, sighing at the ominously large pile of papers on your desk.

“No thanks to you, idiot.”, you laughed as you pat Dazai’s head, before packing up your things.

“You going to take the train?”, you asked him once you were ready to leave, and he shook his head no, before waving you goodbye.

“You go on ahead, I have a few things to do.”, he said, hoping that you would offer to stay longer.

“Okay. See you tomorrow, Dazai.”

His heart shattered into a million pieces. He had succeeded in pushing you away.

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[shozaii]

title: too feisty.

genre: angst.

characters: dazai, chuuya, kunikida, akutagawa.

warnings: rough behavior, the boys arguing with you :(

request: hi, i could ask for scenarios and headcanons for dazai, chuuya, kunikida, akutagawa, when i have an argument with my s/o and they don't speak to each other for several days. how it is reconciled and after how many days. thank you very much☺️☺️☺️😉😉😌😌

(a/n): hewwooo anon! thank youuu so much for requesting!! i did my best writing this, so i hope you enjoy reading it! 

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☆ d a z a i.

- arguing with dazai is like yelling into the void. he doesn’t really understand why you’re both going through this pain, the torture of the wrong emotions at a very wrong time - when in reality it was all supposed to be sunshine and rainbows. did you not see the sunshine in his eyes anymore? was he going to be left alone again? so many thoughts left his head, yet all he could do was listen to what you have to say.

- simple to say, he is quiet the entire time because he just doesn’t want you both to end up torn; worse, broken. he wouldn’t want to see you break, either. unable to express any of his feelings, he tends to stare at you with a thin line formed on his lips.

- it depends on what you’re arguing, really. if he knows it’s his fault, he obliges to it. if he’s just confused, his darkened gaze burns into you. he looks like he’s about to flip. instead, he huffs softly, walks up to you, and looks right at you for a bit.

- once he’s done looking at you, he leaves. he walks and walks to literally anywhere which would give him comfort. he looks up into the sky, and wonders just what he could do to become a better person. after all, it was all for you.

- shall no one come in between and take away one from the other.

- the silent treatment has gone as far as a week. dazai respects the time you need to be alone, even though he is tempted to initiate a conversation earlier than expected. the other arguments have lasted for at least 2-3 days. i wouldn’t see him asking for help from anyone - he wants to show you and himself that he has the capability of reaching himself out to you, owning up to his mistakes and reconcile. if it was you who returns first, his heart would literally shatter. 

- i feel like he would call you to come over to the favorite spot of yours, or maybe walk up to you one fine night, wrapping his arms around you, planting slow kisses on your neck. his way of apologizing is sometimes through affection, or touch. it’s like a reassurance that he’s going to be there for you, and he understands that arguments do happen once in a while. 

☆ c h u u y a.

- he might get really irritated. no cap. i have a feeling he might blow up on you just a little? but the irritation mostly comes from the moment the two of you start arguing. he clenches his fists a whole lot, might chew the inside of his lip, try not to look at you in the eyes because he might start tearing up too.

- oh he might go as far as to slamming his hands on the table, which would leave you taken aback by his actions. once he realizes what he did, he just crumbles because holy crap did he not want to see you panic. 

- chuuya doesn’t like silent treatment at all. i feel like he would have a fear of abandonment. the pre - port mafia days didn’t treat him right. at this point his heart is thumping hard because when you both begin the treatment, he knows he’s not going to go through this well. so how does he cope? wine. but he doesn’t go to a bar. it’s always from the stock he saves at home. he possibly never leaves the house, either - except for serious missions.

- he shakes when his comrades tell him to text you, so practically he would rather do it face to face. it seems way more better that way for him. this period lasts for about 2 days max. he can never go beyond that.

- cue him engulfing you into a warm cuddle sesh; it’s going to take a while for him to let go of you. he talks about how wrong he was, how he’s going to make it up for you - i feel like he would’ve gotten you something just in case. he’s just willing to spend tons for you i swear

☆ k u n i k i d a.

- i feel like one of his written ideals about you/arguments is him reminding himself that conversation is key. it doesn’t have to be any specific topics; it must be implemented in everything. i have a huge headcanon that kunikida tends to get nervous if he has to let out an opinion he never has put out about, until the very last minute where he has to decide his own fate - right or wrong?

- but nope, he’s not reserved. he would let you know exactly how does he feel during the argument, though he would never, ever try and raise his voice at you. let’s just say you accidentally raise your own, he wouldn’t be bothered by it either, and would maintain his composure.

- yes, he does get angry very easily. but when it comes to you his guard gets let down, and he is more of himself when it comes to conversations with you. fights are very rarely heated. 

- i think they do get pretty intense when he’s just so stressed out with work in general, worried if he could protect you during these trying times, paperwork maybe? or how you might take his job easily while he doesn’t. it doesn’t hit him at first but when he does realize that he screamed at you, his heart drops to his feet. the longest you have not talked to each other is for about a day.

- sometimes i forget that kunikida is younger than dazai. but anyway - if dazai notices kunikida’s sour face, and somehow dazai gets him to spit it all out. this would somehow give clarification to kunikida that his partner isn’t all that bad when it comes to advice. he would give pretty good ones and fulfil his role as a senior.

- when he apologizes he looks down at the floor, but slowly proceed to look up into your eyes if he realizes this is his opportunity to take. 10/10 would give you the smallest apologetic smile, and might even kneel while taking your hand. he’s just sooo in love with you aksjkdjkj

☆ a k u t a g a w a.

- hot-tempered. send tweet. 

- a little bit like chuuya to be honest. would bang his fists against a hard surface, stomp the floor, or crush any type of object he has in his hands. but never, ever expect him to use rashomon on you. having you in his life was more than a gift itself, so using his ability on you wouldn’t even be on the last things he would do.

- maybe when he does show his anger by banging and smashing things around, you would see a red glow which would cause you to back away or be afraid of him. this is his turning point. has he officially scared you already? was he bad? what did he look like in your eyes? what’s your next step?

- not talking to each other would probably last as long as a week? two weeks. it’s what i see. he gets scared of himself too, and might as well get a panic attack from what he has done to hurt his loved one. he’s always wanted you to be his first and last. would go to more missions to distract himself (and win most fights, but fail at forgetting about the argument you had). 

- in this case, it would take some time for him to loosen up and talk to someone about it. he might have done this once. only once, never repeated again because he’s just so embarrassed to do so. 

- aku would start the conversation. he’s lightly tap on your shoulder and might utter the words, “let’s talk” but tiny. as for affection, he would kiss your hand and look away, flushed. there would be this lil pout too, but at least you guys are one again.

(a/n): after a long time, here i am with a new fic for bsd!! i feel accomplished now UwU!! lemme know what you think!!🥰❤

[sirenascales]

-> double black [part three] 18+

-> Chuuya x 1stPOV!F!Reader x Dazai

-> Who knew getting fired from work could lead to this?

-> Content: SMUT, slight angst, violence, murder, swearing

A man is murdered and things get interesting as the investigation starts. [Chuuya x 1stPOV!F!Reader x Dazai]

2,981 words

note: no smut in this one hehe, but things are gonna get fun. enjoy!

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Final || masterlist

"Hey... are you okay?" Kenji asked me a few days later, noticing the scowl on my face and realizing that I had been tapping my nail on my desk repeatedly for the last fifteen minutes. "You seem... pissed?"

I grunted, closing my eyes and slowly taking a deep breath. "I'm okay, Kenji. Just having a bad day." The others shared looks with each other, but chose not to pry. The frown on my face never left, my fists clenched as my blood continued to boil.

Then that all went away, when I felt a gentle hand against the back of my neck. I looked over at Dazai, who had lazily rolled himself in his chair over to me. He grinned. "I could see the steam coming from your ears!"

His hand never left my neck, moving until his fingers loosely wrapped around the column of my throat. Strangely enough, my anger had completely gone away when he touched me, and it felt nice to finally breathe. "With the day I'm having..." I sighed, the whole world seemingly melting away, Dazai's thumb stroking along my jaw.

Kunikida was clearly unimpressed, the man gritting his teeth. Atsushi looked shocked, his face tinged red while Ranpo and Kenji just touched their own necks gently.

"Does she like to get choked?"

"Who knows, man."

"Hey, I know what will make you feel better," Dazai suggested and I tilted my head, waiting for him to continue. He leaned in and would have kissed me if it weren't for a book smacking right into the side of Dazai's head.

"Do that on your own time! We have a schedule!" Kunikida fumed while I quickly turned around to cover my face, simply to muffle down my obnoxious laughter.

"Oh, dude!"

"Kunikida! What was that for!"

"Public indecency!"

Dazai rubbed his head, whining from the pain while I just giggled behind my hands. Dazai almost looked betrayed at me laughing at him and I just shrugged my shoulders. "Hey, that's what you get for trying to play grab ass."

I purposely ignored Dazai's pouty face for the rest of the day, the man clearly upset that he didn't get to kiss me. I shook my head, glaring at him from across the office while threateningly pointing my pen at him.

"Work, dammit."

"I don't wanna! Bella, don't be so mean!"

I fixed him another glare before going back to my work, finishing up the final report for the last case we were on. After going through and making sure it was perfect, I saved and emailed it to the President, just as the door to the office slammed opened.

"He's gone!"

"Keiko?! What the he- Keiko, what's wrong?"

I stood up from my desk, my best friend standing before me in a frazzled state. She looked extremely distressed, tears falling down her face. I rushed to her, the woman collapsing into my arms as we both fell to our knees.

"He's gone!" she exclaimed before she started to sob into my chest. "He's gone! He's gone! He's gone!"

"Keiko..." I looked up at the others with wide eyes, them looking on with alarm. I turned back to Keiko, rubbing on her back as she continued to sob.

Taichi was killed. He was found in an alleyway with multiple stab wounds. Keiko had received a call from the police after his identity was discovered, the detectives revealing the tragic news to her.

"I'm so sorry, Keiko..." I said to her softly, sitting with her in one of the small areas of the office, separated by simple dividers. "... how the hell did this happen? We just saw him last night when he dropped you off at my place..."

Keiko had finished crying, but the terrible sadness in her eyes was a clear indication of how devastated she was. I clenched my fists, feeling my anger from earlier building up again.

"I'm going to have to make my statement," Keiko said softly, chewing on her bottom lip.

"Do you want me to go with you to the station?" I asked and she shook her head.

"No... it's okay..."

"The thing is, you are also one of the last people to see him alive," Kunikida spoke up, standing by with Dazai and Atsushi. "You'll have to give your account too..."

Sighing deeply, I absentmindedly reached under my skirt, pausing when I didn't feel my knife against my thigh where it usually was. I gritted my teeth, shaking my head to myself before I went back to rubbing on Keiko's back in an attempt to comfort her.

Soon, Keiko and I left the Agency and headed on over to the police station. We gave our accounts of the night before when we last saw Taichi, us talking separately with a different agent.

"Now you know, Mr. Kamiya was in the Port Mafia," the agent said and I nodded. "And they have quite a bit of history with your little organization."

I didn't like the condescending tone in his voice, but I kept my cool. "Of course, but none of us have anything to do with this man's murder, and you have no evidence proving otherwise."

He just rolled his eyes at me. "Well, this is all we need. You're free to go."

I nodded before quietly making my way out of the interview room. I met with Keiko, who looked like she had been crying again and I pulled her into a comforting hug. "It's okay. This will be over soon."

Later on, I found myself back at the Agency, Keiko choosing to go home, despite my protests. My head was buried in my arms, not moving as I felt someone put their hand on my head, lightly scratching my scalp.

"Looks like the police will keep on investigating Taichi's murder," Dazai said and I peeked one eye out to find him leaning against my desk. "Thing is, I'm sure the Port Mafia will also be conducting their own investigation. Ohh, this is gonna get interesting~"

"So is it better if we stay out of this, then?" I asked, sitting up in my chair. "I mean, unless we're asked... we don't have to touch this."

Dazai regarded me for a moment, a mysterious smile growing on his face before he just threw his hands up nonchalantly. "I get it, you were friends with the guy."

"Not really," I corrected him immediately. "Keiko is my friend."

"Ohhhhh," Dazai just hummed, tapping his forefinger on his chin. "Well anywho, the police are gonna have their hands full if the Port Mafia really gets involved! It wouldn't hurt to help, right?"

I hesitated, a small smile soon growing on my face as I nodded. "Sure. Let's start tomorrow."

"How about tonight instead?!" Dazai asked with a cheerful smile while I just glared at him angrily, the two of us now standing in the middle of the crime scene.

"Why do I even bother believing a word you say?" I hissed at him, attempting to kick the man but he quickly side stepped me. I gritted my teeth. "Ugh, plus it's already dark, Dazai. It's gonna be harder to find any evidence." Indeed, the only light we were getting was from the full moon up ahead, and the shitty lights above the side door of one of the buildings. "Are we even allowed to be here?"

Dazai simply nodded his head. "Of course, we were assigned to this case, afterall."

"... you told me the police were keeping it," I said, eyebrows twitching in annoyance. Was he serious?!

Dazai just smiled and threw his hands up. "Guess I was mistaken," he hummed and I sighed deeply, rubbing my temples.

"Okay so... what now?" I asked, finally looking around the crime scene. It was obviously taped off and Taichi's body was removed. All there was left was a giant stain of blood, which I now looked at with a worried face.

"Just by the nature of the crime alone, we can easily say it was a crime of passion. If this was a local gang or rival, he would have been shot, or even jumped and beaten to death. Official word is, he was stabbed over sixty times," Dazai explained, standing beside me and staring at the blood. "There is no sign of the murder weapon, no other physical evidence besides Taichi's dead body and blood. We'll have to wait for forensics to give us their final word, but I can tell... this might not be so easy to crack."

I nodded solemnly, my fists clenched tightly.

"Or... will it?"

I took in a deep breath before turning and sending Dazai a sheepish smile. "Well, we got our work cut out for us, huh."

Dazai chuckled softly. "Yeah, but that's what makes it fun."

"So Dazai," I started, crossing my arms over my chest. "I have a question."

"I may have an answer."

"Have you ever killed anyone before?"

Silence followed after my question and I turned to look at the man. His hands were in his pockets, a weird smile on his face. "I have. Quite a few."

For some reason, the answer didn't shock me as much as it probably should. "How do you sleep at night?"

More silence, before Dazai stood before me. I looked up at him, heart thudding when I saw that same dim look in his eyes. His lips curled up and he leaned in, making me hold my breath as he whispered.

"Like a baby."

My breath hitched in my throat, eyes going wide. I licked my lips nervously, nodding my head slowly. "I see..." Just... wow.

"You know, I could have gone without seeing your ugly face, Dazai."

A look of distaste grew on Dazai's face as the newcomer came sauntering up to us. He wore black, a familiar hat resting upon a familiar head of red hair. Blue eyes stared daggers into my coworker, mouth curled into a displeased snarl.

"Ah, Chuuya! It is a small world, after all," Dazai sang, the glare in his eyes not meeting the jovial tone of his voice.

Chuuya scoffed. "I thought you'd be fucking dead by now, but of course, you always love to piss me off."

"'Cause it's so much fun!"

The two men clearly didn't like each other, but that was the least of my concerns. All I could do was stare at Chuuya in shock. Of course, Taichi was one of his subordinates, he would want to find out who his killer was and get retribution. That was just how the Port Mafia worked.

I gulped, carefully trying to back away from the two. They could stand there and bicker with each other all they want. I had to get out of here before-

"Oh wait, meet my new friend!" Dazai wrapped his arm around my neck, wrestling me to his side effortlessly as I tried to break free. He knew I was trying to escape and made sure that didn't happen.

"Hey, let me go!" I hissed, not pleased with being pulled into a damn chokehold.

"Not until you meet my old friend!"

Chuuya growled. "We're not friends, damn traitor!"

Traitor? I grew confused, eyebrows pinched even as I fought against Dazai's hold. Chuuya narrowed his eyes when he finally got a good look at me.

"Hey... do I know you?"

Crap. "Uh..." I laughed sheepishly, Dazai now confused as he looked back and forth between the two of us.

"You know each other?"

"W-well..."

"We met a few months ago," Chuuya spoke up, his eyes widening in realization before his eyes narrowed and he snarled.  "Knew you couldn't be trusted."

"Wait!" I exclaimed, making it out of Dazai's hold and holding my hands up to Chuuya. "I swear... I didn't even know about the ADA when we met. It was just as I said that night, I lost my job and was there to drink my pain away."

"Tch," Chuuya sounded, his eyes still narrowed. "And now you work with this traitorous bastard. Lucky you."

There was that word again.

"What do you mean by traitor?" I asked, at the same time Dazai spoke up.

"How the hell do you two know each other?"

Chuuya scoffed. "I fucked her."

I squeaked, Dazai's eyebrows raising.

"Interesting. I'm fucking her too."

I squeaked again, waving my hands wildly before either man could respond. "D-don't we have a murder to solve, huh?!"

It fell on deaf ears, the two men staring each other down, all before their eyes were on me and my trembling form.

"You know... I feel like we've been here before, Chuuya."

Said man snorted. "When you fucked my girls?"

"Like you haven't fucked mine?"

Okay, now I was confused. "Um... I don't understand..."

"Oh yeah!" Dazai exclaimed a bit too cheerfully, putting a hand on Chuuya's shoulder, earning a withering glare. "Chuuya and I go way back. Were the best of friends."

"No we weren't."

"We were partners! The best there was!"

"... tch."

Partners? What the hell did Dazai mean by partners? I looked between the two men, lips formed in a thin line. Then, the answer struck and my mouth fell open in shock. There was no fucking way... Dazai? I swallowed thickly, shaking my head for this was not the time or place to be thinking about this.

"Okay... I can only imagine just how deep this shit goes," I started, the men looking at me curiously. "But we have a murder to solve. Whatever... this," I gestured my hand between the two of them. "Is... it can wait. Y'all can make out or whatever later."

That was my attempt at breaking whatever tension there was, but I was the only one cackling when Dazai and Chuuya immediately protested.

"I will kill you!"

"That is not funny, bella!"

"Ugggh, I don't have the time for this. I should have known that the ADA would be investigating this, and that just pisses me off. You two should just stay out of my way," Chuuya said, hands in his coat pocket. "Though you... word is that you were one of the lasts who saw Taichi alive."

My heart dropped when Chuuya looked at me and I frowned. "And I told the police that I saw him when he dropped Keiko off at my apartment. There are cameras in the lobby that will show that I never left the apartment. We even ordered food in."

"Fuck. And there is no other evidence right now. No weapon, no hints of DNA. It's like the killer just vanished," Chuuya said to himself and I glanced at Dazai, seeing the amused look on his face.

"What if it was an ability user?" Dazai suggested. Chuuya gritted his teeth.

"Shut up! I don't need your help!"

"Really? Are you sure?" Dazai taunted the red head, quickly ducking when Chuuya swung his foot in a wide kick. Dazai didn't get hit, but the wall behind him took the damage, large cracks forming on the surface. I swallowed thickly. Just how strong was Chuuya?

"H-hey," I started nervously, foolishly getting between the two men before they could start a fight. "We're after the same goal, right? Why don't we just... work together?" The fierce glares I got made me shrink. "O-o-or! Or not! That's fine! Just don't fight!"

"Bella is right... fighting is so beneath me," Dazai said wistfully and I sighed deeply.

"Dazai, I'm being serious. This man was my best friend's boyfriend. I want to find his killer too."

"Just stay out of it," Chuuya growled. "This has nothing to do with either of you. The Port Mafia will handle this."

"Let's make it a race then." Both Chuuya and I were dumbfounded as we looked at Dazai, waiting for him to continue. "A competition to see who figures this out, the ADA or the Port Mafia."

"Dazai... what the hell?" I asked in disbelief, Chuuya stepped closer to him.

"What's the prize?"

Dazai smirked, raising a bandaged hand and pointing right to me. "Our bella."

My jaw dropped. "You're fucking kidding me?"

"No," Dazai answered rather seriously. "I'm not."

Chuuya is strangely quiet, his unreadable eyes now trained on me. I fidgeted under his gaze, looking away to find Dazai staring at me all the same. I shivered. I hated this; hated being part of such a stupid competition as a prize, and I hated that I fucking loved it. I screwed my eyes shut.

"Deal," Chuuya finally said and I gasped when I felt his familiar leather clad fingers cup my face, him moving my head to make me look at him. "Gotta say, I didn't expect to see you again, but I'm glad our paths have crossed a second time." I became extremely flustered and Chuuya smirked. "Tell me, Dazai. What was it like having my sloppy seconds?"

I gasped sharply with Dazai only laughing darkly, suddenly feeling his presence behind me. "Can't say it was too bad..." he answered and I just completely clocked out, breath hitching as I felt a bit embarrassed. And turned on. They knew exactly what to say to get me riled up.

"Okay, I'm leaving! It's late and I still haven't eaten dinner yet! Bye!" I was frantic trying to rush away from them as fast as I could. I didn't even turn back when Dazai called after me.

"See you tomorrow, bella!" Dazai chuckled softly, watching me disappear, hands stuffed in his pockets.

"A race? Really?" Chuuya asked incredulously, eyes piercing as he stared at his old partner.

"It will just make this all the more fun," Dazai hummed.

"You're a bastard," Chuuya scoffed, rolling his eyes. "Just stay out of my way. Taichi getting himself killed just ruined the investigation we had on him."

"Oh?" Dazai raised his eyebrows, amused. "Was he being a naughty boy?"

"Shut the fuck up, Dazai."

-End

I have this headcanon that Dazai and Chuuya definitely stole each other's girls and even shared them and had threesomes when they were partners and ya'll CANNOT tell me otherwise.

[ethereal-blossom]

chuuya & akutagawa

part two of this request: dazai & kunikida on a mission while their toddler gets a high fever. 

chuuya word count: 723

akutagawa word count: 728

the sound of bullets were overwhelming, so overwhelming that chuuya didn’t hear his phone ringing. the port mafia executive was surrounded with a red glow and had an arrogant smirk on his face. this upcoming organisation would be dust in a few hours. yes, they were a threat big enough for the port mafia to execute them, but they could never keep up with port mafia executive nakahara chuuya and his ability: the tainted sorrow. 

“good job, men” chuuya told his subordinates afterwards. he reached with one hand in his pocket. the port mafia executive did expect a few missed phone calls, yet he didn’t expect one third to be you. why did it feel like you had been desperate to reach him? suddenly, chuuya’s blood seemed to freeze and turn into ice. the numbness spread to his fingers,yet his thumb could still press on the call back button. the phone rang over once, twice, third- meanwhile your husband couldn’t help but think of the worst case scenario. 

chuuya’s list of enemies only extended in his mind when he tried to call you back for the fourth time. the thought of his wife and daughter being in danger made the ice in his veins defrost and turn into boiling blood. if anyone had dared to cause his family any harm- 

an explosion was caused by chuuya’s ability. 

it was useless. you didn’t pick up the phone. your husband then realized you had left a few voice mails. he listened to the last one: “chuuya, damn it, i know you’re busy, but please, pick up the phone. her fever is decreasing though, but she’s asking for you.” 

fever? chuuya didn’t waste any second and listened to your previous voice mails. they all explained that his daughter had a high fever. 

the port mafia member had been planning to treat his subordinates with some wine after the victory. after that he would have gone to the boss and celebrated it with him.

however, plans changed. chuuya’s priority right now was his family: the beautiful woman he married and the lovely daughter they had.

_

chuuya felt his phone ring when he was on his way to home. he immediately picked up the phone without sparing the screen a glance. the port mafia member immediately recognized your voice. he couldn’t wait till you finished your sentence and asked: “y/n! how is she?” 

you noticed the panic in your husbands voice. “chuuya, everything is okay. i called because the fever is decreasing. i’m taking care of her. where are you?” 

“i’m home in five minutes. damn it! i should have checked my phone. i’m such a dumb ass.” 

“funny that you think i’m married with a dumb ass. it’s not your fault, chuuya. you were working. i don’t want you to get distracted when you do that. i was just- panicking a little.” 

your words didn’t make chuuya forgive himself. he stayed silent for a while, cursing at himself, and then announced he was walking to the front door. the first thing your husband did was looking for his daughter when he reached inside. 

he found her in her bedroom. the eyes of his daughter were closed, but that didn’t stop chuuya from hugging his little girl. chuuya felt her forehead with his hand and stated she indeed was warmer than usual. “i’m sorry i wasn’t there, princess.” 

“daddy?” her eyes flickered a little. she called his name again, only this time it was a statement. 

“i’m here, my little princess. i’m here.” chuuya sat next to his daughter and put her upper body on his one. the toddler snuggled into her fathers chest and fell asleep again. 

you observed the scenario that was happening in front of your eyes. although chuuya still seemed tense, the anxiety was slowly leaving his body. nevertheless the anxiety was still playing tricks with his mind. and so you walked towards him, sat beside him and stroked his hair. “such an amazing father.” 

“oi, i’m not. an amazing dad would have picked up the damn phone.” 

“and yet you immediately rushed home when you got the news, leaving your job waiting.” chuuya didn’t know how to respond to that. so, he turned to his daughter and took in her features- features of you and him. 

two girls he cherished the most. 

akutagawa went rogue during the mission, what wasn’t a surprise. the man trusted his own strength and believed that he was strong enough to accomplish this mission on his own. he didn’t need anybody. no, he only needed to prove himself. it was for this reason that akutagawa ignored the phone vibrating in his jacket. the port mafia member had no time to be scolded at for going solo. 

it took akutagawa an hour to succeed and afterwards he coughed in his hand. the mission had asked more energy of him than he had expected to. akutagawa grabbed his phone out of his pocket to report to his boss, but his eyes widened when he saw that all those missed phone calls were from you. akutagawa didn’t try to show it, tried to build a wall around his feelings, yet his hand slightly started to shake. he had expected that it were other members who tried to scold him for following his own plan instead of his wife. akutagawa wanted to be prepared before he called you, so he checked the voicemails you had left behind.

his boy got high fever. 

akutagawa was used to health problems, after all, he had his lungs. how big could this be? however, the stress in your voice was obvious. the port mafia member was ready to go back to work, but froze midway in his step. no, this panic of yours wasn’t how you usually reacted, not to forget his boy was only a toddler, much weaker than him. 

akutagawa got a determined frown on his face and turned around, heading towards his family instead. 

_ 

the port mafia member had contacted his boss along the way. he explained that the mission was fulfilled and that his family called for him. mori didn’t try to stop the man. he was all too familiar with the headstrong akutagawa.  

meanwhile the anxiety clammed around akutagawa’s heart, yet he tried to keep that anxiety hidden behind a calm face. nevertheless the trained eye could see how his eyes were wider than usual and how his body was more tense. 

you knew your husband was coming home and so you weren’t surprised when he stood in front of you in all of his calmness. you put your arms around akutagawa’s body. he didn’t return the hug. instead he lowered his head and let it rest on your shoulders. it were small gestures like this that made akutagawa feel comfortable into showing affection. 

“where is he?” akutagawa asked. you lead him towards the bedroom. your son lied peacefully asleep in his parents bed. 

“i gave him paracetamol, made sure he drank something and i’ve been checking in on him. he should be fine. i’m sorry if i made you worry.” 

“it’s fine. i should be the one apologizing. i’m sorry for not picking up the phone sooner. i should have done that instead of focusing on the mission.” 

you walked towards your husband and rested your head on his shoulder. “hmm, let me guess: you followed your own guts again. how could i be mad about that? that’s just one of the many reasons why i fell in love with you, silly.” 

blushes appeared on your husbands cheeks and you smiled. your hand followed the port mafia members spine, making him feel recognized. “i’m going to grab the thermometer, so we can check his temperature again for when he wakes up.” you said, figuring out akutagawa wanted some alone time with his son to fully show the concern your husband must have felt. 

and you were right. akutagawa stared at his son for a few seconds after you left the room. then he walked over to the bed and sat down. his hand slowly brushed his little boys face. akutagawa’s eyes widened when his son grabbed his hand and held it tight. the dads face became soft. his features finally relaxed and  he lied next to his child, doing nothing except staring intensely at him. 

akutagawa maybe wasn’t the best with his emotions, but he could feel love. the love he felt for his family was something he thought he could never feel. yet it was there, present in his chest. 

the day that someone would hurt his family was a day feared by anyone, for akutagawa would proof how strong he was towards his enemies. 

[honeypirate]

58

Kunikida Doppo x Fem!Reader 

5495 words. I went hard for this guys.  

I took Ango’s ability for the reader because I like it and so this is now an AU where the reader has the Discourse on Decadence ability and takes memories from objects touched.

I know they don’t all live together but they do in this fic haha at least Kunikida, Dazai, and you are roommates although you’re hardly ever there together. Half of the time Dazai doesn't even sleep there. You’re the only one that really frequents, if you didn't all share rent you would assume you lived there alone save for late night run ins in the kitchen and bathroom. 

Warning: a couple swears.

Being in love with a man who was meticulous for following perfect schedules and plans was fine, you loved the structure and appreciated the consistency, but what really hurt, what really felt like your heart was ripped from your body with Akutagawa’s gift, was the fact that he had 58 conditions which he required for a spouse, and you only had 53 of them. You knew you failed his test, failed the expectations he had for a partner, and that someone as meticulous as him would never change his ways for someone who wasn’t above and beyond perfect when it came to those 58 ideals, but damn, you came so close, and that stung like a bitch. 

You had asked him one day what they were, out of curiosity when it naturally came up from Dazai teasing him about it, he showed you it with pleasure, and you noted mentally the boxes you filled, your heart cracking into more pieces with every box you didnt fill. 5, 5 things about you that are failures. You couldn't help but hate the number. 

You appeared at the door at 8am, right on the dot, the moment you were scheduled to be there and not a minute sooner or later. He really did like that about you, the fact that he never had to doubt you, he trusted that you always were where he scheduled you, you were the only one on the team that followed his orders to the T. “let’s go y/n we have to investigate a murder and your gift will really help” you nod with a smile “ready when you are” 

“Why did you want to join the detective agency?” he asks, he wasn't a huge part of your entrance exam and missed the questioning part Dazai did. You sigh as you think, remembering the day you joined 7 months ago, clasping your hands behind your back as you walk, “at first it was because I wanted to rebel, my parents wanted me to hide my gift and act like their perfect child, I dropped out of college and decided to train my gift, ultimately leading me to you guys. After I learned about how other gifteds are using their powers to help people I realized that I was using my gift poorly. I felt an overwhelming need to protect others, to protect my city, if i have this gift and shirk the responsibility it comes with, then it is just as much my fault if innocents die when I could have been the one to help them” 

He’s quiet for a while before he speaks again “that is admirable” is all he says before you get to your destination. If he was being honest, your answer was inspiring and he knows he would be writing it down in his notes later. 

You do your investigating, using the memories from the objects on the scene to find the culprit easily, finishing the job quicker than he had planned leaving you with approximately 14 minutes to spare in the schedule. As he finishes writing down some notes you appear beside him “we have like 12-13 minutes left in your schedule so i got us some roasted bonito. I didn’t see you eat like you normally do so i figured..” you shrug and hand him the food you bought him. He takes it from your gloved hand silently, his gaze piercing and prudent, but his heart was racing, you were so kind and always looked out for him. He appreciated your care but didn’t know how to react to it. “Efficient because we can eat it on our way back. Finishing early is always nice, I love the free moments where my mind is able to relax and process things.” You say and He watches you take a bite and hum softly as you appreciate the flavor. He makes a mental note to schedule in an extra 2-3 minutes on missions he goes on with you just so he can give you a second to breathe if you need it. 

You get back to the office with a few extra minutes to spare, you head to your desk to fill out paperwork and he watches you go, wondering why his heart seems to beat harder now that you left him. “Oooh does someone have a crush” Dazai says quietly as he teases Kunikida “I don’t know what you’re talking about. She is my coworker and besides,” “she lacks 5 of your spousal requirements yeah yeah. Maybe you're just a little too uptight with those 5, has anyone ever even gotten that close before?” Dazai looks at him with a smirk and Kunikida just walks off mumbling something about paperwork. 

The rest of the day went by as all of the rest seemed to, slow and filled with paperwork and sometimes smaller missions, you didn't mind though, in the office you had a straight line to watch Kunikida, and on missions you were helping people. You didn’t mind slow days, it meant no one was dying. 

You decided to break your routine, deciding to treat yourself to something special since your heart has been hurting for so long. You had a plan of getting something for dinner, doing a little indulgent spending, and then going home to drink a glass of wine and have a facemask and a movie night. You told Naomi of your plan since you two were close like sisters, not in her definition of a sibling though. 

You had dinner at your favorite restaurant, eating in the booth with the window that showed the sunset, then went to your favorite stores, buying a new silk red pajama set with shorts that had white lace around the leg openings. You bought a new red pencil skirt for work and a necklace that would match it. 

When you get home it’s so quiet you assume no one is there, you put your things away and shower before changing into your new pajamas, you had to admit, you looked delectable in them. You got a glass of wine and then took the bottle with you to your room to watch a movie. After about two glasses and half of the movie you felt a little tired so you decided to go to bed, you brought your glass and the wine back to the kitchen, wanting to put the bottle away in its cupboard and wash your cup. Although you only had two glasses you could feel your skin buzzing from the alcohol.  

As you go to put the bottle away you get startled when a voice speaks in the dark “What are you doing up so late?” His deep voice makes you jump and drop the glass and the bottle onto the floor around your bare feet, wine and glass going everywhere. “Hang on” he says and walks over, gently and easily lifting you up to sit on the countertop behind you as he grabbed towels and a broom to clean up the mess “i’m sorry Kunikida, you scared me but I should have been more careful” you whisper, why does the darkness of night always make you feel like you should whisper? “I’m sorry for frightening you, you have nothing to apologize for”  he finishes cleaning up the mess, throwing out the glass and paper towels before turning back to you. “You never answered my question” he says and you smile sweetly “just putting back the wine” you say innocently and a smile threatens to tug on his lips. 

“Oh you got wine on you” he says and before he realizes his actions he’s kneeled down on one knee, holding your foot gently and cleaning away the wine that has sprayed up your leg. “Ouch” you say and pull your foot away “what hurts?” he asks and then turns your foot gently “you have a piece of glass in your foot” he says and then gently pulls it free “wait here I am going to go get the first aid kit” before you can object he’s gone, down the hall to the bathroom.

When he comes back you’re swinging your feet softly and humming along to a song stuck in your head, he pauses for a moment at the doorway, noting how long and beautiful your legs looked in  your new pajamas, you made his mouth dry 

He came back, kneeling down once again to hold your foot, cleaning it with some peroxide before applying some neosporin and a bandaid, his cheeks flushed as he uses all of his willpower not to run his hands up your legs and grip your thighs, pushing your legs apart as he stands between them, kissing your soft- he cuts those thoughts short, you didn't meet the requirements, you weren’t the one. 

When he stood you followed what the alcohol in your veins was telling you, leaning into him you lay your head against the tall man's chest as you hugged him. “Thank you for always protecting me Kunikida” his hands find their way to your back, he can smell your shampoo and the natural scent of your skin, it's intoxicating to him.

 He had two choices, push you as far away as he could and reprimand you even though he is just as at fault, or embrace you and throw his list out the window. Maybe Dazai was right and he was too stuck up with the list, he was sure about one thing, that you were the only one who almost filled the entire list, the other five being self indulgent he could cross them out and then you would be the one. He was so confused, his life was his book, he was his book, his ideals were everything. Good thing ideals can change and evolve with time. 

You pull back and push him away softly before hopping down from the counter, your hands on his shoulders as you look up at him. He smiles down at you, a lovely smile that looked so genuine, filled with unspeakable loneliness in his eyes. You reach up and untie the crimson ribbon around his neck and stand on your tiptoes, kissing his cheek/chin and whispering a goodnight before walking off back to your bedroom. If he reprimanded you tomorrow you would blame the drinks and claim to be a lightweight. 

The next morning you wear your new crimson red pencil skirt, a white blouse tucked in, and the ribbon you took from Kunikida, around your neck twice and tied in bow, like the perfect choker that puts the necklace you bought the day before to shame. You slip on your black heels and exit your room, heading down to the kitchen to have a coffee and some breakfast, you’re usually up and out the door before everyone else so that you can take the long way to work, through the park to see the spring blooming. 

“You’re up early” his voice shocks you again, but this time you keep a hold on your coffee cup “I could say the same to you, I’m always up at this time. Coffee?” he nods with a small smile and you turn around to poor him some from the pot you made,  he never knew who made coffee, he knew that it was made when he got up but assumed you just put it on a timer, not that you were already up at this hour since you came into work right on time when you were scheduled. He wonders what you do with your mornings. 

You hand him a cup and he takes it with a smile “thank you y/n”  he says and you nod “no problem” you go back to making your breakfast,  pretending like last night’s incident isn’t fresh on your mind, until your toe kicks a piece of glass that was stuck under the lower cabinet. You crouch down, picking up the piece as Kinikida comes around “you’re not one to miss something Kunikida”  you hold it up with a sly smile “If i didn’t know better, I’d say I really flustered you last night” (if i didn't know about your list is more like it) his heart was racing, you did fluster him, “nonsense” he says, taking the glass and disposing of it, pretending to not notice the necklace you had made from his ribbon around your neck, or the way that you looked practically kneeling in front of him.

 You laugh as you stand, going back about your business, wrapping your breakfast up and throwing your bag over your shoulder before grabbing your travel coffee mug and sending him another, albeit fake this time, smile, “nonsense, I know I know, I don't even make the list.  58. I’ll see you at the office, Kunikida.” You bow slightly before leaving him in the kitchen, just as flustered as you had him last night, if you had pushed just a little more, he would have confessed, confessed that he has practically rewritten his list around you. Part of him wonders where you’re off to, you’re not scheduled for another hour and a half and he knows for a fact the walk takes ten minutes. He sighs, finishing his coffee, if he wanted to know he would just ask you later. 

The day went by smoothly, you did your missions, did your paperwork, and went home. Sadly though, because of a fight during a mission, you lost the ribbon you took from Kunikida and in turn got a ring of budding bruises and burns because of the villain using it to try and strangle you. What was worse was that you weren’t able to even see Kunikida for the rest of the day.

You walked up the steps of the home slowly, making sure you didn’t wake anyone, if they were even here, it’s past 11 now, your last fight took a while and so did the paperwork. If you shower quickly you can give yourself at least 20 minutes of time to relax and process before going to sleep, already hating your morning alarm. 

 You head to your room, take off your clothing and hang them up, placing the hanger by the door so that you can drop it by the dry cleaners in the morning. Once inside the bathroom you start the shower to warm up, looking at yourself in the mirror you gently touch your neck, hissing at the pain and quickly retreating your fingers. Sighing, you run your fingers through your hair, blood dried and caked in a few places making your fingers get stuck on tangles, you grab your comb and take it into the shower with you, combing through gently after it’s been washed and conditioned. 

You sigh again, grabbing the wine bottle, before you even reach for a glass you think better of it, uncorking it and drinking straight from the bottle. The sound of the bottom of the bottle scraping as you placed it down against the marble sounded loud in the quiet, dark room, but compared to the sound of the feet stomping down the stairs it was silent. 

You take another drink then gasp as the light turns on in the kitchen, causing you to yet again drop what you were holding on to the floor, the bottle shattering around your feet and your head hanging, this isn't what you needed, something else to keep you from sleep. Before you can even think of bending down to clean up the mess, you are lifted to the counter again, the same as the previous night, but what made it different was the gentle fingers, turning your face up to look at him. 

“We have to stop meeting like this” you say, trying to diffuse the tension, but by the way his lips turned down into a frown, made you break, you couldn’t get reprimanded right now, not by him, not by the one person you wish would comfort you. You tear your head from his grasp, looking back down at your lap as the tears gather in your eyes and your throat tightens in what feels like agony.  

“Stay here” he says as he disappears, once he’s gone your face scrunches up, failing to hold back tears anymore you cover your face with your hands, muffling your cries and hiding your face even though the hot tears just slid down your palms and off your chin, hitting your thighs silently. 

When he gets back he pauses, seeing you look so vulnerable, at your end, he’s never seen you like this and it absolutely kills him. he knows his damn list, knows what he has said before, but somehow, regardless of his words or actions, his heart has chosen for itself. He crosses the room in seconds, sets the first aid kit down beside you, and wraps his arms around you, pulling you to his chest. 

your hands find their way around his back, grabbing fistfulls of the shirt he was wearing, your face buried in his chest as your tears soaked through the fabric. He held you tight, his hand smoothing down your hair as your sobs wracked through you. When you were done crying he held you longer, waiting for when you were ready, when you would pull away. 

All he can think about as he holds you was how pissed off he was when Dazai told him you were attacked, how pissed off he was at the villian you fought. But so proud of you for your win, for your fighting skills, he was told you were almost killed, almost strangled to death with your necklace, the necklace that was made from his ribbon. It made him angry because he wasn't there to keep that from happening, he knew you were strong but he felt this pit in his stomach, that he was so close to losing you and you didn't even know that he cared so much for you. The way Dazai looked at him made him angrier, all he could do was change the subject and finish paperwork. He was worried about you. When he heard you in the shower he was grateful you were home, he resisted going to you when he heard you back in your room, told himself to go to sleep when he heard your footsteps go back down the steps. But when he didn’t hear you come back in a few minutes he couldn’t control himself, running down the steps as quick as he could, he couldn't help it, he needed to make sure you were okay. 

When you pulled back from him you felt embarrassed, “Sorry Kuni-” he tilts your head up to look at him “you have nothing to be sorry about” he whispers, brushing your tears away and then leans down to kiss your forehead. You gasp in shock as he acts like this was a normal thing between you two, looking at him with wide, bloodshot eyes as he grabs the first aid kit. He takes out the Neosporin and then puts some on his fingers before gently rubbing some on your neck, you hiss and pull away from the pain “I’m sorry” he says and you shake your head before taking his other hand, holding it as you tilt your face away to expose your neck better in the light. 

He frowns as he sees the extent of damage your neck took. “I’m sorry for taking your ribbon. Karma, i guess” you whisper through gritted teeth as he gently applies the cream to your neck, the broken bottle and spilled wine forgotten about for the time being. “Hush” he says and squeezes your hand, he moves to the other side of your neck and you roll your head to keep the correct side of the wound in the light. His touch feels nice on your neck, his gentle cool fingers against your angry red, wounded neck,  you sigh softly, a sweet sound to his ears. He squeezes your hand again as he finishes his work and you drop it, turning your face to look at him. 

“You can have any ribbon of mine you want” he says calmly as he grabs a hand towel from the counter and crouches down, wiping up the wine carefully. You look down at him with your eyebrows raised “Kunikida?” He looks up at you from your feet “what?” He responds and you chuckle softly, your stuffy nose changing the sound “why are you being so nice to me?” He looks back down to his cleaning so you don’t see his blushing cheeks, his heart beating wildly, “what do you mean? I’m a nice guy” he says and you laugh “you are. But you’re making me feel special, that’s usually not your M.O.  I mean I’m not even that worthy by your standards.” You say and you feel your heart crack at finally saying the truth out loud. 

He sighs, the weight in the room heavy as he finishes cleaning up the wine and glass, just throwing away the glass towel, making a mental note to buy a replacement tomorrow. He walks back over to where you are, still sitting on the counter, looking down at your toes and focusing on the cool tile under your palms and the way the heat in your neck throbs. 

He places his palms against your knees, gently opening them to stand between them, you gasp as he places his fingers under your chin and tilts your face up to look at him. He looks fiercely serious and your eyes flick down to his lips for a second before meeting his eye again, blushing as he smirks at your actions. 

“Y/n” he starts, his voice deep and as serious as he looks, you don’t know if he’s going to reprimand you or not. “Where do you go in the morning before work?” he asks and a chuckle bubbles out your throat “Kunikida, here I thought you were going to kiss me but instead you wanted to ask me about my morning ritual? Come with me in the morning and you can see” he nods, his cheeks pink “okay I will” he says and then picks you up easily into his arms “what are you doing? Oh god please don’t drop me” he chuckles as you cling to him and doesn’t say anything as he carries you upstairs to your bedroom, tucking you in and kissing your forehead, successfully confusing the hell out of you as you watch him leave your room “we’ll talk over breakfast. Get a good rest” he says as he closes your door behind him.  

The next morning you’re up a little earlier than usual, excited to have Kunikida accompany you before work. You dress in a dark green pencil skirt with a cream blouse tucked in and black heels. You layer a couple long gold necklaces, making sure to avoid the still red and bruising marks, and put on some matching earrings, you style your hair up in a neat bun, leaving out a few whispies to frame your face.  You put on a little makeup to accentuate your features before leaving your bedroom and taking along your clothes to drop off at the cleaners. When you get downstairs Kunikida is already there, pouring you a cup of coffee. 

Your stomach flips when you see him, your breath hitching as you watch him pour the coffee into your travel mugs. You feel your face flush as he looks up to you in the doorway “goodmorning Y/n” he says, setting the pot down and walking over to you. He reaches out and gently takes your chin in his hand, tilting your head back to examine your neck. “Let’s put more medicine on this, it will probably take away some of the pain.”

 “Should I sit on the counter again?”  your voice was low and teasing, your hand coming up to rest on his chest. His heart beat is so loud in his ears he hopes you can’t feel it under your palm on his chest. 

Your breath hitches as you gaze up at him, his eyes flicking to your lips as you stand close together in the kitchen. “Yes that might be wise” he says and places his hands on your hips as he leads you around to the island behind him, your butt bumps into the counter and he swiftly lifts you back to the countertop. You chuckle, steadying yourself by holding his shoulders. 

“I’m starting to think you like me up here” you tease, smiling at him, the height of the counter making you almost eye to eye. 

His cheeks dust a light shade of pink as he pushes up his glasses, “i’m just trying to take care of you since it was my ribbon that did this to you” 

He gently grabs your chin again, looking into your eyes for a moment, the tension in the air thick as you smiled sweetly, his tongue wets his bottom lip and your eyes flick down to them, when you look back up at him his eyes are dark and you can tell he wants to kiss you, a soft chuckle escapes your lips and it seems to shake him out of it. He turns your head gently and grabs the neosporin. 

“Thank you Kunikida. I’m sure i will heal quicker because of your care.” you whisper as he begins on the other side. “I surely hope so.” he states. Your hands are on your lap as you play with your fingers, waiting patiently for him to finish.  

“Are you ready to see what I do in the morning?” you ask when he finishes his work, your eyes finding his again. He nods “yes, I am truly excited to go with you.” You place your hands on his shoulders and slip off the counter, pressing yourself against him you stand on your tiptoes and kiss his cheek “thank you. For the care and the coffee” You use your thumb to softly wipe the lip gloss from his cheek before slipping past him, grabbing your coffee and slipping your bag across your shoulder and grabbing last night's clothes. 

You take a sip of your coffee and then smile at him “Ready?” you ask and he nods, your bright smile making his heart race as he picks up his coffee and bag and follows you out of the kitchen.  

You walk the opposite direction from the office and he quirks his eyebrow at you but says nothing as he follows, his stomach in nervous excited knots. He takes a sip of his coffee, hoping the hot bean liquid would help him relax.

 After you drop off your clothes you take him to the bread shop a few blocks away, getting a bagel for breakfast where he opted for a croissant. You showed him your favorite building, a small home that was ancient and still standing surrounded by the tall glass buildings and businesses. You stopped for a moment to talk to the lovely old lady who lived there, she was always tending her flower garden when you passed in the morning and you became good friends with her. 

“Who is this? Your sweetheart?” she asks and you chuckle “This is Kunikida, we work together” you say with a small smile and she looks at you knowingly “Oh honey if i had a coworker who looked at me the way he looked at you,” she doesn't finish the sentence, she just sends you a pointed look causing your cheeks to flush as you chuckle, Kunikida just watches you with a smile, loving how cute you look when you blush.

The next stop was the park, since it is the spring the flowers are in bloom and it all looks pretty, you sit down at your usual bench that overlooks the majority of the area, the sun in the sky warming your shoulders as the shadows of the trees dance across your features, Kunikida sits by you, drinking in your presence as he watches you truly enjoy every moment you are in. 

“You said we would talk today. Is now a good time or maybe later during lunch? That is if we don’t get last minute missions” you finish your coffee and place your cup in your bag. He sighs, looking out across the park and he pushes up his glasses “You have perplexed me.” he says you laugh, a little confused. You turn to him and watch him, waiting for him to continue. 

“I am my ideal. Ideals that mean everything. I have my protocol and I stick to it no matter what. Everything is planned, work is structured. It is how I thrive. I have these ideals and requirements. But then you joined the group and slowly you have captured my heart.” he turns his head to look into your eyes now, they are full of raw emotion that leaves you speechless. 

“Kuni-” he takes your hand and it silences you “My list” he says and reaches up to wrap your whispies around his finger “all it has on it now is you”

Your heart stops and your breath catches as he confesses his feelings, this man who is all ideals and protocol, who you have been in love with since you started working with, who you never thought you would have a chance with, is holding your hand and telling you that his only requirement for a partner, is that it is you. 

“What about your list of 58? This is very unlike you Kunikida” you whisper, your heart going positively wild at his confession, you never thought he would be the one to change part of his ideal. It was completely out of character. “You are hundreds, thousands of things that make my life sweeter. Who needs 58 when you give me all” your breath catches and he leans down, pressing his forehead into yours. 

“Please tell me you feel this too” you chuckle, your hand coming to rest on his cheek “I feel this too. Kunikida I-” he captures your lips with his, a kiss that has been built up with tension over the past few days, you sigh and reach up, your hand ghosting over his cheek and neck before landing on his pony, wrapping the strands around your fingers. His free hand is cupping your cheek gently, his fingers brushing against your skin as his tongue brushes against your bottom lip, you sigh as you touch your tongue to his, the feeling of electricity coursing through your veins. 

Your phone beeps and you groan, pulling back from him as you look down at it, reading the message that has come through, his hand was still playing with your hair.“What is it?” you sigh and look up at him, forgetting about how close your faces were until your noses brushed “Dazai says to come in as soon as possible so we should go now-” he pecks your lips softly and stands, pulling you up with him

“Always more work to do” he says and you smile, he was right as per usual. He holds out his hand and you take it with a smile, lacing your fingers together as you continue your walk. “Are we going to tell the others?” You ask, really unsure yourself about what was best “yes. There will be paperwork to do but I’ve had it on my desk for a while now” you chuckle “you have?!” He nods “ Dazai gave them to me. He knew how I felt before I did” you laugh “Dazai always knows. He caught me looking at you once and I had to promise him if you didn’t feel the same that I had to help him with his suicide mission, just so he wouldn’t tell you my feelings first”  you both make mental notes to talk to Dazai. You stop outside the doors and pull him down into another soft kiss, when you pull back you smile up at him and he chuckles “be safe today” he says as he looks over your neck again and you nod “yes sir” you say and chuckle at the emotion that flashes in his eyes you lean forward “i wish we had to time to explore that. Too bad we have to work” you kiss his neck and then pull back, opening the door and walking into the building chuckling. Daizai watching with a knowing smirk from the window above.

[kenjis-international-harvester]

Yosano Angst but with a Nice Ending

Hi y’all! I’m sorry I haven’t posted in awhile. It’s been a wild ride these past couple of weeks, but here’s a new fic for everyone! It’s not in my usual style, but I thought of it sometime back and thought it might be fun to post! So I hope this goes well!

Spoilers: Manga spoilers for around chapter 70, none of this is in the anime yet, some spoilers for Kunikida’s background

TW: None

I based this fic during the time that I believe the three newest ADA members to join the agency were Kunikida, Katai, and Dazai. It is also based only a couple of years after Yosano joined the agency, so her past is still a bit fresh.

Yosano stared at her mug that lay shattered on the ground, the coffee it once held pooling around the pieces. It almost moved as if it were never a liquid at all. She had put so much sugar in it that it had become sticky and slow, but some of it had carried with the ceramic bits as they went skittering across the floor, leaving a distinctive splatter pattern. It almost reminded her of--

“Yosano, are you okay?”

She snapped her head a little too fast toward the voice. She must have been glaring at her broken mug too long because her sudden movement made Katai jump. He looked so taken aback from such a quick change in her demeanor. Am I really so terrifying to him?

“Yeah, I’m fine. I just didn’t sleep well last night.” Her voice came out sternly, it was a bit much even for her liking, but it was hard not to sound upset when she got that way though, loosing sleep, tense all the time...

Katai glanced nervously between her and the shards still on the ground. “You know, if you ever need to talk about it, we’re here for you.”

She looked around the room. Dazai, Kunikida, and Katai were the only ones there since the Director and Ranpo had gone out on a case, which left the three of them giving her their full attention. She didn’t want them though, they could never understand everything. She wanted her family.

“I said I’m fine Katai. You can go back to work, and I’ll clean up the mess.” She knelt down and started collecting the pieces. Katai looked back at Kunikida as she did this. Surely, he wouldn’t leave her in such a state, but he was surprised to find Kunikida still at his desk, waving with his hand, encouraging him to help.

“Hey, Yosano. Maybe we could ju--”

“I SAID I’M FINE.” Katai backed away at the change in tone. Yosano had never yelled at him. She looked up as he moved away. They will always be afraid.

Yosano looked to the ground as she stood up, the heat rising to her face.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to shout at you Katai.”

Dazai hopped out of his seat, and headed to the door, drawing Kunikida’s attention away from the mess on the floor.

“And where do you think you’re going in the middle of work?” Dazai turned at Kunikida’s words and gave a smirk.

“Oh, you know, out to make sure I don’t get some treatment from our favorite doctor here.”

That was the breaking point. Yosano rushed past Dazai and out of the room, Kunikida’s bellowing voice following after her. She couldn’t hear what the exact words were. He’s probably asking me to wait up, but there’s no point if I’m not wanted here.

Yosano made it the street outside the Agency before a hand grabbed her shoulder and spun her around.

“I said to hold up!” Of course it was Kunikida, why wouldn’t it be? She felt the tears well-up in her eyes, and it felt as if a hand had closed around her throat, making it hard to breathe. I can’t believe I’m about to cry. Here? Now? How much more embarrassing could this get?

Kunikida softened his gaze once he realized. “Hey, why don’t we talk about it?”

“I don’t want to talk about it. There’s no point! You should leave too before I hurt you as well. I’m just the Angel of Death after all.”

“What does that mean?”

“Nothing. Dazai was right about me. He just joined the agency a week ago, and he already knows how terrible my power is, the way it torments others. I just cause you guys to suffer.”

“Yosano, tell me what’s going on.”

“NO! I don’t have to tell you anything! Why can’t you just leave things alone that aren’t your business for once?!”

Kunikida gave her a stern glare. “You can’t be acting so childishly.”

“I don’t care how you think I should be acting. I just don’t want to hurt people anymore.” Her voice cracked in the last words, and she slumped down onto the curb of the road, burring her face in her arms. Kunikida sat next to her.

“Seriously, you have to open up about this. The Director left me in charge while Ranpo and him are gone, and I want to make sure all the Agency members are okay until they return.” Yosano glanced at him from the side of her eye before turning to face him completely.

“People always end up hating me for bringing them back. Maybe not the first or second time, hell, not even the tenth time, but they always say the same things. They always hope for the day that I’ll stop treating them.”

Kunikida listened quietly as she spoke. He really did seem less like a supervisor and more like an attentive friend in the moment.

“Yosano, do you know about the mission I went on a couple of weeks ago?”

“No, the Director kept it under wraps for you.”

“There was a casualty... I wasn’t able to save someone despite the ideals I hold myself to.”

“I’m sorry to hear that, but what does this have to do with me?”

“I’m just saying that we can’t do everything on our own. I can’t save everyone, and you can’t heal everything. We just have to do the best we can for the people around us.”

Yosano stared at Kunikida for a moment. This wasn’t the naïve man holding onto his ideals that she had worked with for a year. This was a person barely holding it together too. She didn’t have long to think about it though before he shifted, standing up and going back to his usual disposition in an instant.

“Come back tomorrow when you feel better. I’ll tell the other two that you took the rest of the night off.”

Yosano watched as he walked back into the Agency. She wiped away her tears and glanced one last time at the agency before heading home. Maybe I’m not so alone in this after all.

[bbytamaki]

kiss her goodnight

⤷ dazai tries to flirt with you after getting himself into trouble again.

pairings: dazai x fem!reader

genre: fluff

warning: mentions of suicide attempt/death (its dazai ofc), slight alcohol mention (all characters are 21+)

word count: 893

note: this is my first anime piece and ik i’m not really a big account but if you find this, hi thanks for reading 😭

“Dazai!”

His face dropped. He knew he was in trouble now.

“Y/N?”

“Get down from there!” Your obviously irritated voice was a bit muffled to him; it’s hard to hear someone when you’re five stories apart.

“Join me!”

“If you don’t come down here in two minutes, I’ll kill you!”

Dazai was attempting to toss himself off the roof for the third time this week, and you wouldn’t have any of it. Maybe you’d have to tie him to a chair to keep him within your sight.

You waited impatiently while Dazai reluctantly shrunk back from the edge of the roof. Your scowl drew deeper as he emerged from the building ahead.

“You amaze me, Y/N. My charms never seem to work on you.” He smiled cockily, draping a neatly bandaged arm around your shoulder.

“Because you’re an idiot.” You rolled your eyes. All you wanted was to go home and enjoy a quiet evening by yourself, but Dazai always found a way to ruin the fun.

“I’m calling Kunikida. You come with me.” You dragged him along by his ear, eliciting a pained wince from him.

“Y/N-chan~” He whined, hoping to subtly convince you to let him go.

“Quiet.” You managed to drag him up to your apartment.

“Sit.” You demanded and pulled out your phone to call Kunikida, secretly wishing that he’d answer quickly so you could continue with your evening plans.

“So hasty, Y/N-chan.” Dazai took a seat at the dining room table and rested his chin on his palm with the same aggravating smirk.

“One more word and I’ll kill you myself.”

He closed his mouth, knowing completely well that you had the will and the ability to do so. Dazai stared at you dreamily while you waited for an answer.

“Kunikida? The idiot’s here.” A brief pause as you caught on to Dazai’s flirty looks, turning away with an air of embarrassment.

“Got it, thanks.” You slid the phone back into your pocket.

“Stop looking at me like that, stupid.”

Dazai smiled. The scowl on your face told him you were annoyed, but the way you broke eye contact told him something completely different. Since you were alone now, he could have some fun with you.

“We’re friends, aren’t we Y/N?” He inquired almost tauntingly.

“Co-workers.” You stood to search your liquor cabinet that was practically calling out to you. Then you pulled down two glasses and filled them both, sliding one to Dazai.

“Do you like me, Y/N?” He got straight to the point, causing you to choke on your drink.

“What gave you that notion?” You tried your hardest to maintain the exasperated demeanor from earlier, barely feeling it start to falter.

Sure, Dazai was a little attractive. Maybe more than a little. And he surely had a way with words. But it was only to convince you to sacrifice yourself for him.

“Nothing really, I just assumed.” Dazai lifted his glass to his lips.

“Well maybe you’re right...”

He gasped with an almost child-like smile. “You love me, Y/N-chan!”

“W-what? Shut up, it’s embarrassing.” You turned away again, trying to hide the fact that your face was heating up.

“How so? I find it endearing.” He hardly attempted to hide the pink tint that dusted his cheeks. It was...kind of cute.

“You know, you can be a pain sometimes.“ Dazai barely let you finish your sentence before he grinned harder.

“A lot of the time, but I guess I kind of like you.” You finished before taking a sip of your drink.

“Go out with me, Y/N.”

“I won’t.” If you hadn’t known better, you would’ve thought the smile on his face fell just a bit.

“Why not?”

“Because I don’t want you to die, moron.”

Silence. Though he didn’t say a word, he knew exactly what you meant.

“I wouldn’t use you like that Y/N.” Dazai looked serious, which was a rare but slightly unnerving occurrence.

“I know how you are, Dazai. I really do like you, but I want you alive.”

“Then I’ll live if you want me too.” He shrugged, as if he could give up the habit just like that.

A sigh left your lips while you sat back and replayed his words. Even in your head, his voice was sweet. You sat up straighter at the knock on the door.

“It’s open.”

Kunikida emerged through the doorway, with his eyes immediately darting to Dazai with annoyance.

“I hope he hasn’t caused you too much trouble.”

“It’s no problem,” You prod Dazai’s face, “he’s not as annoying as I thought.”

Dazai smiled proudly as if he hadn’t just been subtly insulted, and failed to realize the knowing smirk on Kunikida’s face.

Kunikida turned at the doorway and waited for Dazai to follow along. “Come on, kiss her goodnight and let’s go.” He urged jokingly.

“Goodnight, Dazai.”

He stepped in front of you and reached for your hand, kissing the back of it gently.

“Goodnight, my belladonna.”

Your heart fluttered. You knew there was no hiding the expression on your face. The way your lips parted softly and the slight raise in your eyebrows said it all for you. You were absolutely whipped.

Before you could look up he was gone, but the feeling was still present. His belladonna.