#i’m drooling even

[jesuistrestriste]

no idea how this works but lowkey I need to share it with someone imagine art or Patrick with a muscular fem girl holy shit

patrick would definitely meet a girl like that at the gym. can’t take his eyes off of her; admires her every time she comes in when he’s working out. he actually starts to adjust his routine around when she usually shows up so that he can maybe get a chance to hold the door open for her (not creepy at all, patrick). watches the way her biceps curl and swell when she lifts weights, and dreams about the way her pretty smile lights up the entire room. she always comes in wearing pink spandex shorts and a tight top that squeezes her in all the right places. a couple times when he was subtly observing her workout, he felt his athletic shorts get tight and he had to stop his set to go to the bathroom and jerk off :/ stifling his moans in his elbow as he fantasized about her pinning him down and riding him

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art would meet a girl like her during one of the first days at stanford. she’s sitting at a booth promoting one of the fitness clubs run by students of the university, and he tries not to stare when he notices how in-shape she is. her arms laid over the tabletop casually, her biceps toned and smooth. he swallows thickly and introduces himself under the guise of wanting to join, so she stands and smiles at him and woah her thighs are massive. his eyes are drawn to her muscular legs and she has to laugh softly in order for him to be snapped back to reality. he puts his name down on the emailing list for ‘club info’, says bye, and then goes back to his dorm to hump his pillow and pretend that he’s fucking the strong, beautiful chick whose legs could crush his head like a watermelon <3

[stinkypeanutbutter]

He eepy . .

But seriously , he’s a heavy napper

someone help her

pls

[saturnsorbits]

I need that, ‘You can take it,’ purred into my ear while he slowly, but determinedly forces his cock in. His voice all cocky and sure, even though neither of us are quite sure if I can take it or not…

[myokk]

✨MASTERLIST✨

(fanart, longfics, oneshots)

Welcome to my blog!!! Here is my masterlist of ALL of my little sketches, artwork, writing, and general brainrot related to Hogwarts Legacy💘

🌿 - Madeleine / Maddy / myokk

🌱 - AO3

🌿 - likes and follows come from my main blog, @oerflink, because this is a sideblog (🥲)

🌱 - Eloise Babbit, my MC and basically the whole reason for this blog🫶 I don’t necessarily view her as the game’s MC, as my fic is quite canon-divergent and she is sweeter than the evil gremlin I played in-game😆💓 [link to her character sheet]

🌿 - my art tag🫶🫶🫶 here you can see basically every drawing I've done since joining the fandom!

Writing:

Before It Felt Like A Sin (AO3 / tumblr - ongoing)

Sebastian Sallow x F!MC, canon divergent, longfic, wip, dual pov Eloise/Sebastian

Summary: Eloise never wanted to be different.

And yet, her differences are what have defined her life up until this point: growing up as a squib in one of the most prominent wizarding families, being exiled to muggle society, and then attending Hogwarts at the age of sixteen.

She finds herself thrust into the life she should have been prepared for from birth but was denied. As she navigates this new life and her new precarious position in her family, she must come to terms with the fact that maybe what she dreamed of her whole life isn't turning out how she ever expected it would.

Tags: slow burn, angst, magical theory, mythology references, pureblood culture, occlumency, legilimency, hurt/comfort, family dynamics, eventual romance, eventual smut, sacrificial magic, blood magic, dark magic rituals, implied/referenced child abuse

[coming soon] - an excerpt from the Ominis longfic I’m working on💘

Oneshots:

clumsy (AO3 / tumblr)

pairing: Sebastian Sallow x f!MC

word count: 9,1k

rating: E

summary: sebastian is clumsy.

or: two stubborn brats make things more difficult than they have to be.

cw: fluff, mutual pining, idiots in love, two really stubborn idiots in love to be exact, sir cadogan guest appearance, anne and imelda are the gremlin best friends every girl needs, smut (18+ ONLY), oral (f. recieving), no y/n

legilimency (AO3 / tumblr)

pairing: Ominis Gaunt x F!MC

word count: 1,7k

rating: m (language)

summary: (His parents and Marvolo insist it’s a gift handed down from Slytherin himself, just like the Parseltongue Ominis despises. It is not. It is a curse.)

or: The Gryffindor student has caught on that Ominis can read her thoughts and decides to get her revenge.

tags: ominis is a natural legilimens, he is entirely too introspective, fluff, no y/n

remembering the snow (AO3 / tumblr)

pairing: Imelda Reyes x Poppy Sweeting

word count: 3,3k

rating: G

summary: Imelda remembers the first time she saw snow.

Her parents always started the story telling her that she cried and cried and cried.

or: a character study on Imelda and how she grew up because I love her & she doesn't get enough appreciation :)

tags: character study, fluff, romance, first kiss, emotional hurt/comfort, I just wanted to write a sweet story & explore Imelda as a character

Illustrated scenes:

(aka where I illustrate little scenes from my longfic and oneshots💓)

🌿 - the summer before Sebastian and Anne’s first year at Hogwarts🥺💓

🌱 - Sebastian hates Eloise’s guts😳

🌿 - Eloise is really, really bad at chess😔 (this scene always makes me laugh SO MUCH)

🌱 - right after the pensieve scene🫶🫶🫶

🌿 - Eloise and Sebastian’s first kiss😇😇😇

🌱 - some angst after their first kiss😇😇😇

🌿 - sebastian overthinks things a lot😔

🌱 - an excerpt from my oneshot, clumsy💘

🌿 - another scene from my clumsy 🫶 I really love writing Sebastian’s pov & this was just so much fun to paint and write😫💓

🌱 - Eloise and her mother😔

🌿 - Eloise is NOT flustered by Sebastian😤

[thranduel]

astarion, the man who was dying and offered eternal life, but had no idea that it meant becoming a slave to a sadistic master.

astarion, the man who had his freedom and bodily autonomy ripped away from him.

astarion, the man who was forced to befriend, seduce and sleep with people to lure them back to his master, resulting in severe sexual trauma and the struggle to form any sort of intimate relationship.

astarion, the man who was horribly punished whenever he refused his master’s orders (one punishment being sealed away in a dusty tomb, starving, for an entire year. he scratched his hands raw trying to carve his way out).

astarion, the man who was forced to eat rats.

astarion, the man who hasn’t even been able to see his own face since he turned.

astarion, the man who had his body mutilated as cazador carved scars onto his back, which he later found out was to bind him to a ritual.

astarion, the man who is so severely traumatised that he admitted he doesn’t know how to say “no” or ask for help (and he feels guilty when he does).

astarion, the man who waited two centuries to be helped and freed from torture, but no one came.

astarion, the man who was always treated like a monster when all he wanted was to be treated like a person.

astarion, the man who came up to you in the middle of the night just to thank you for defending him and allowing him to make his own decisions.

astarion, the man who said that no one ever looked out for him or showed him kindness, and that you’re the only one. “other people don’t have a heart like you. you’re you. no one is like that.”

astarion, the man who broke the cycle of power and terror that started centuries ago thanks to the love, care and compassion that you showed him when no one else did.

astarion, the man who confessed that he loves you and feels safe with you; something he has never felt with anyone before.

[a-usernamelol]

it is always incredibly irking to me when I see a post with NPC characters and its like “for the (insert NPC) GIRLIES ❤️🥰💦” “For the LADIES 😘😍🥵”

Hi! 👋 Hello! 👋 GUY here! Gay trans MAN here!

Here’s some Ominis for EVERYONE because EVERYONE deserves their favorite character, and I’ll be posting pictures of other NPCs too ❤️

HAVE SOME FREE OMINIS BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE❤️ PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH

[bowandbrush]

I walked into Goodwill.

walked out with a pair of genuine Sai

[skyward-floored]

I thought I’d made a post about this but apparently I didn’t, so

Kitty is improving!!

She’s still shaky when she walks and spends most of her time sleeping, but we’ve been able to get her to eat and drink semi-regularly. She’s been improving a little every day which has been SO relieving :)

[sexynetra]

Marcia looks so 90’s supermodel cunt here

[whoblewboobear]

Still pushing the Zara/Jace agenda 😘 if he asks nicely she might top him bc she’s such a good friend

[seagull-scribbles]

By unpopular demand, 💕 Val

[devilat-thedoor]

i just need my babes to see this🙃

@jakesguitarsolo @stardustvanfleet @ignite-my-fire @ohgodthefeeling-gvf

gif by @ascendingtostardust

[bringbackbunnymaloney]

What an ART to wake up to on Twitter!

Remember that baby octopus and Bunny Méko drawing?

HERE IT IS NOW!!!

RIP!!!

[jimmyspades]

[ohimsummer]

summer let’s do a bf swap for the day 😼 you get satoru i get suguru<3 i’ll leave you a “How To Deal With Your Overgrown Cat Of A Boyfriend” handle for dating satoru…. includes lots of kisses and cuddling and scratching his back where he can’t reach and rubbing your fingers over his undercut during said-cuddles bc it makes him melt into your touch instantly yknow yknow 😌😌 im sure your satoru is a handful too so you already know how it is 🙏🏼

I WILL TAKE SUCHHH GOOD CARE OF UR SATORU OKAY HE WILL BE IN PRISTINE CONDITION WHEN I RETURN HIM (minus lipstick stains)

I am slamming down a…humongous book of tips and tricks on how to deal with a sassy emo boyfriend named suguru (with very important stuff circled in big red sharpie)(aka 99% of the book) SUGURU CAN HAVE A BIG ATTITUDE!!! And a smart mouth so make sure you put him in check 🤨 (hack: if you rub his hair and hum to him while he lays on your chest he WILL fall asleep Immediately and that is the perfect opportunity to take pictures <<333 ) and suguru is also both a biter and a pincher so guard your ass because he WILL pinch it. ALSO also he is an Overgrown Cat Boyfriend too the way he just eases himself closer and closer until you realize he wants to Cuddle (if you don’t take the hint he will keep going until he’s on top of you….weighted blanket bf returns)

[the-nation-of-today]

BLEEDERS VINYL IN MY HANDS FINALLY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️