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#i’m actually going to eat her#her arm i’m gonna throw up#want her so bad#drooling rn#so down bad#NEED HER#paige bueckers#wlw#uconn wbb#uconn huskies
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It’s so funny that Jaheira straight up admits that she knew Isobel is Ketheric’s daughter the whole time while Isobel clearly doesn’t realize she knows. Because it 100% makes sense for Jaheira to know if she was around and fought Ketheric when he was Sharran and she says she went into the Thorm family mausoleum herself back when Isobel would still dead and buried in it.
And like right when you’re having trouble with undead and Shadow Curses and Ketheric again, a random half elf cleric of Selune named “Isobel” who refuses to give a last name comes to help and spends all her free time yelling at a bust of Ketheric and also just doesn’t know anything that happened in the last 100 years and won’t say where she came from, you might suspect something is going on there. It’s like so funny that Isobel would probably have heard of Jaheira’s history and still be like “no one suspects my secret…”
like she’s so bad at being discrete, you probably coulda guessed without knowing Ketheric had a daughter or being around 100 years ago and Isobel would never know everyone knew. Jaheira probably casually called her “Isobel Thorm” once or twice just to see if she would notice or react and Isobel never fucking did other than to be like “oh you need something, Jaheira?”
#isobel thorm#Jaheira#I’m actually soooooo interesting in Jaheira and Isobel’s dynamic before you get there#because it genuinely seems kinda sweet and almost like how Jaheira treats a redeemed durge later#like the way she talks about Isobel being a Thorm is how she treats you later if you’re resisting Bhaal#and if you manage to talk to Isobel after the Marcus fight before Jaheira shows up in the room#she’s just all panicked and will only go ‘where’s Jaheira!?’#and like that’s the game needing Jaheira for the cutscene sure#but it’s also like kinda 👀#because she won’t say she’s ok and she won’t calm down until Jaheira shows up to see if she is#and like clearly they all depend heavily on Isobel#and clearly she’s overexerting herself because she’s the only one who can keep the shadow curse at bay#and I’m just imaging Jaheira like very gently trying to parent this adult woman#like making sure she’s eating and sleeping and setting her up with the best room#and making sure the little tiefling kids don’t go rob her#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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sitting in sevika’s lap facing her while she has her mech hand cupping your cunt, vibration setting on, letting you grind into the vibrations. you grip onto her shoulders to steady yourself while you rock your hips against her. even when you get tired and stop moving for a minute, the vibrations still continue to make your legs shake as pleasure courses through your body.
sevika loves having you in her lap while she fucks you because she likes to be able to see you desperately try to continue grinding against her, loves being able sit back and enjoy you falling apart in front of her and in this case being able to watch your arousal smear aross her metal palm and seep between her metal fingers
#have this while i go work on my amab sevika shit that i still haven’t started#actually i’m eating rn but i’m gonna try to afterwards#personally i like the idea that sevikas whole mech hand vibrates and not just her fingers#lesbian brainrot#i’m 😵💫😵💫#sevika#sevika arcane#arcane sevika#arcane#sevika imagine#sevika x reader#sevika x you#sevika smut#sevika headcanon
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saw some tags on one of your posts and u have a cat name midna?? 🥺 I love that 🥺 can we see a pic pretty please
oh boy do I EVER have a cat named midna. and she is Deranged
(bonus: rare photo of midna being NOT a maniac + tiny baby muppet midna)
#today I went digging under the couch to figure out where all her springs went#and found THREE of my d20s which I guess she stole during my last dnd game without my noticing#like I knew she was picking up my dice but I didn’t realize she was STEALING THEM AND DROPPING THEM UNDER THE COUCH#she’s a menace to society with zero common sense too much energy zero fear and a talent for being annoying on purpose#when she wants my attention she will not just go do something she knows she shouldn’t#she will loudly meow first to make sure I’m watching. and then do the thing she knows she shouldn’t#she’s a PEST and she’ll be one year old on February 2nd#and I love her even if she’s probably an alien#asks#and yes her eyes are actually that brown/orange in real life#midna is: very vocal. extremely bossy. probably the pickiest cat on the planet. big fan of eating plastic tho#crunchy treats? chewy treats? of any flavor? freeze dried minnows? no#plastic bag? mmm yum munch munch
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So I’ve been living with undiagnosed adhd for my whole life, and I didn’t realize it was adhd until my mom was diagnosed and other people in my family. I had learned from a young age how to cope with it and still succeed at school and overall life. But once college started it got out of hand and I couldn’t focus for more than 5 minutes without needing to fidget or do something else. I finally found a doctor that actually listened to my concerns and actually cared about finding ways to help me. I bit the bullet and decided to start adhd meds to see if they would help. I got them yesterday and today I took them for the first time… guys… I’m crying in the restroom at school cause I could immediately feel when the meds started to work, the pressure on my chest released and my brain just chilled out… you’re telling me that I could’ve felt better way earlier… if my other doctors just listened to me and not put it anxiety and depression (now I know I have both, but adhd in women can manifest as depression and anxiety, especially if it’s not being handled for a long time) but oh my god… I can actually focus for longer periods of time now, I actually had the motivation to get school work done way before the due date instead of the day it’s due… this is going to change how I handle school ESPECIALLY NURSING SCHOOL and life in general….
I guess what I’m trying to get at is, if you can, PLEASE find a doctor that will actually listen and help you, instead of brushing you off… I thought all doctors were bad (ironic since I’m in nursing school) but going to a private practice has helped me change my life one step at a time. Friends, please take this advice as it’s not too late to ever start working on your physical and mental health. Mental health gets pushed to the side so much and it’s time to make a change…
#adhd diagnosis#squirrel brain#oh my god I’m never pushing anything about my health to the side again#when I see my doctor on the 7th I’m actually going to cry and hug her#okay time to get myself pulled together and do this last assignment for this week and finish the notes from lecture on Wednesday#and get lunch ready for work or at least a plan of what I’m going to eat#adhd meds can make you not hungry but I don’t want the crash when the meds wear off to cause me to be an asshole lol
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Girl who rear-ended me left me on read for a week after I sent her an estimate and is now claiming she’s not the one who did the damage. Lmao
#(laughing bc otherwise I will scream and cry)#still don’t have her insurance info so I will either need to get her to hand it over or get law enforcement involved#which I should’ve done in the first plave#especially since she refused to give me her insurance info#but whatever#she’s saying I should just let her go through my insurance so SHE can have a cheaper deductible… girl#first of all you don’t even know what MY deductible is#second I don’t know that you’re actually gonna pay it bc you sure don’t seem like you want to#and third why would I care about you saving money 😭 you hit my car and are trying to lie to me about it!!#ALSO fourth that’s not even. how this works. like. the insurance companies are supposed to decide that between one another#sighhhhh#anyway. waiting for the bus and then I’m gonna go get groceries#I need to cope (eat chocolate) and I don’t have any at home 💔#also I have homework due tonight fml#I just spent like five hours in opera rehearsal#AND I still need to figure out what I’m gonna text this girl back. I’m gonna wait til I get home probably#ellyposting
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woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.
#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void#shits rough dawg#I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts#haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier#it’s cold#saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early.#and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed.#went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours#guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left#even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are#I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh#my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week#maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done.#I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting#woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside#hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning#can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding)#actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so…#I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience#anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments#I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired.#I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die.#is this relatable?#just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda.#gonna look at pictures of butts now#ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever#you can ignore this#text
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IM NORMAL ABOUT THIS (<—lying)
#not at all loosing my mind over a dangerous fae forest with a broken moon above it#also screamed when the old fairy had a spooky high pitched voice and was very into life deals#also plants that try to eat you#…..Victoria van gales red crop top…….#sorry I’m unhinged about this actually#giniro no kami no agito#origin spirits of the past#hilda season 3#hilda the series#hilda spoilers#edit: Remembering when Johanna had to let go of her parents for Hildas future. and then says Lets go Home
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can’t wait to have her back
#leah rambles#the duality of beth. knife wielding vs shy to eat breakfast her bf made her.#anyways#I’m going to be so actually insane in the last season. bec if Taylor Sheridan lets anything bad happen to her 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩#I’ll be in his walls. under his bed.#it’s a threat.
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do i believe that taylor and karlie kissed at the 1975 concert in 2014 … well that’s one secret i’ll never tell xoxo
#crazy to see so many ppl talking about taylor and matty allegedly hooking up in 2014 and NOT bring up kissgate .#like how do you either not know or not care#like girl miss kloss is at the centre of the matty taylor lore how do u not care#omg matty looked at taylor while singing fallingforyou and pointed at her girl and she was too busy cuddling karlie to even notice ..#i’m not a kaylor on GOD but i just don’t understand how you can talk about matty and taylor and not even bring her up#i do think they had a really intense friendship and a massive friendship failing out which is actually more interesting to me than them#secretly dating#but also i don’t know any of these people#all i know is that i don’t trust that british man and his bad teeth and i think karlie is a maniac for going to the eras tour just to sit#in the nosebleeds and see taylor rerelease 1989 from miles away knowing that a decade ago she was the first person to ever hear that album#😵💫😵💫😵💫#MENTAL ILLNESS#her doing that is way more insane than matty healy eating raw meat on stage and playing tiktoks#behind every deranged man there is a more deranged woman#that’s the thesis statement here#taylor swift#mari.txt
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#i’m soooo delusional#do i know that he’s EVENTUALLY going to betray her?#yeah#do i care?#a little bit but it only makes this sadder so actually i win#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#this isn’t chalastor just btw#i least i dont enterprit it that way but do whatever tf u want idc#they’re father and daughter to me tho#because i fuckin loooove found family#a father that’s objectively a bad person?? mmyeah get me on that shit#a girl who is naively optimistic but slowly has to grow up because of tragic circumstances??? i’m eating it up#nom nom nom nom#on god
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Accidentally introduced mum to the phrase “are you shitting my dick” today 🪦
#I MADE THAT NOT EVEN TWO DAYS AGO YET AND YOIRE ASKING IF ITS STILL SAFE TO EAT?!?#WHIP CREAM ITEMS LAST LONGER THAN THAT#IN MY SHOWCASE#AND THEY JUST GAVE THEM ANOTHER DAY TOO#LIKE OMG MUM WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT#shatters’ fragments#she of course responded what the fuck#and so. tried to explain it’s an internet meme#and uh. anyway not going to see her for another 24+ hours woohoo#also I feel like she’s gotten even more like ‘keep in touch while you’re away’ than she was when I was in my early twenties#and it’s. I guess I appreciate that I’m not just going to disappear#but also holy shit#I feel. even more tethered (negative) than ever before.#like every single move I make is beholden#and I know part of it is that only in recent years did I acknowledge that I appear female to others#and adjusting to ‘oh I guess some of those female safety tips are probably a good idea’#when I never worried about it before#is. another thing on top of that#and I just want to scream#I like melting into the beach/forest/city and just being another#person#and not having to worry about checking my phone except for to take more pictures#and the last times I properly have that are on the sailing ships now.
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kinda funny when ur brain’s gut instinct is repression so you just kinda watch while your stress and emotions get bottled and corked and the whole time ur just like “that is going to bite me in the ass so bad later but i can’t seem to open the damn bottles without getting glass everywhere so! guess we’ll wait”
#marzi speaks#marzivents#<- not super but this is more negative than i like to be#sorry folks i’ve been mental illness posting a lot#maybe i should get checked for seasonal affective disorder. or maybe this is a trauma response? i DID nearly die this year#i dunno. the trauma stuff in particular is tricky bc if i try to unpack it before i’m ready i could basically just retraumatize myself#but if i wait too long then it’ll do some damage that way too. so i gotta time it right#what i really gotta do is actually contact one of these psychologists i got referred#i think i wanna go for a psychologist instead of a therapist bc i’d like the opportunity for medication/diagnosis if possible#i keep like. almost crying but every time it happens i’m like ‘YESSS CATHARSIS’ and then it goes away. fuckass brain#sighhh. i’m tired. i’m tired of resting too#but tomorrow is a holiday celebrated by eating good food with your family#so i’m gonna try to just enjoy myself and enjoy the day#and it’ll be nice#i’ll probably help cook which i always like doing#i got to chop chocolate tonight. it was really fun i like working with knives#didn’t even get any intrusive thoughts. just focused on making chocolate chunks#it’s satisfying to feel like you’ve made something. chopping things makes me feel like i’ve made something#i want to make more things. i’m really tired all the time lately (different from blood loss tired (i’m relieved i can tell the difference))#and being tired makes it harder to make things#but i’m at my happiest when i’m creating in some way. if you believe in purposes i’d say that was mine#i need to make things i need to put myself out into the world. that way i can look and say i existed. i did something tangible#sigh okay i’m gonna . stop here before this turns into mars shares all of her thoughtfeelings on public website tumblr.com#i know i literally liveblogged my colonoscopy prep to you all (thx again ppl who supported me then btw that was an awful night)#buuuuut i still wanna leave some parts of me a little mysterious. (<- is an open book)
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Gonna use this image any time someone says something low key sexist about Sable (ie "she's showing too much skin" regarding a fucking bathing suit 😭����)
I don't hear you complaining about Spirit 😭
#I swear to god some people in this community#just say ‘cover them up whore’ like a normal sexist does#also people who targeted the sables because of their bathing suit outfit and then others saying it’s fine to do that#because of what she’s wearing… do you not hear yourselves?!#purity culture will be the death of us all#and then when you play sable because you look and dress like her and then people say whoever plays her is a ‘gooner’#get off the fucking internet and talk to an actual alt woman#(this is low key a vague post about someone streaming with their friends and making fun of the sable that joined the three of them because#she had the bathing suit skin on and they were saying shit like ‘what a normal amount of clothing you have’ and the whole chat joined in.#it was the first game and I literally couldn’t watch them after that because it just made me so mad. YOU DON’T KNOW WHO’S BEHIND THE SCREEN#for all you know it’s just an alt woman who likes the outfit and your making fun of her because you think skin = sex = gooner which says a#hella lot about YOU more than the person playing her. if you know who I'm vauging about don't be a dick and harass them or send this to the#I was so mad that I just closed the stream and reblogged sable pictures because this hate against her so fucking insane.#I'm not trying to start drama. I'm just tired of this bullshit. I don't think they knew how insensitive stuff like what they were saying is#(even though they really should have; they're an adult and their words having meaning and they clearly have a young fanbase that looks up#them so they should be more careful about the shit they say) but I'm not here to try to fight anyone. I'm just furious about#constantly having to point out how fucking stupid this is and how it's rooted in sexism and purity culture.#when you say this shit you're not just 'making fun of a character'. you're indirectly making fun of alt women who dress less conservatively#you are indirectly shaming a group of people who already have to deal with prejudice outside of your 'jokes')#I love how misogyny and sexism is such a funny joke to these guys (no I don't)#I’m so fucking sick of how this community treats alt women#(speaking as an alt fashion afab person myself)#anyway. I'm just going to eat my dinner in silence.#nah who am I kidding I'm pulling up [popular 90s anime magical girl show staring 'rabbit' whose tag I don't want this to go to]#dead by daylight#dbd#rant#mint mumbles
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Every day I wake up and think about how irreversibly Arcana Arcadia has altered my brain chemistry. They did not have to go that hard for an arc exclusively in the mobile game and yet
#azureisms#revue starlight#Yes this is about Frontier. Aruru and Shizuha specifically. The Girls are Unwell </3#But also like. everything else too#Death Intermission Fool Intermission Temperance Intermission I’m staring at you fuckers#and Emperor Intermission#and both of Rui’s revues#and Revue Siegfeld#Honestly the entire back half of the arc does not miss whatsoever which in an already great arc overall is an achievement#minus my gripes with the conclusion of Revue Frontier which I can never tell if they’re just me things or actual writing faults#but that’s a story for another day#also shoutout to justice intermission but for completely different reasons than the prior four I mentioned#‘You like Aruru-chan.’ ‘Yes… I do. I love her.’ I’M GOING TO EAT DRYWALL#Fellas is it gay to consider another girl your ‘life saver’#sorry gang I’m unwell
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typical alcoholism L: shitting hurt
#stream#like i’m#i can alrdy feel my colon suffering when i wake up tomorrow#but idc fuck u#i miss u weed 😭😭😭 no calories 😭😭😭😭😭#like have i eaten today#a lil#it was lettuce#like ALSKALSKALKALKALKSLA#i also told my mother today how bad the food is in britain when i#told her that u can’t even find jalapeños that aren’t pickled a) & b) celery is to ‘season a ham’ & she started laughing bc it’s so#rediculous like we always bitch abt all the mexican restaunrts bc we live in tx bc NOW ….. A DREAM ……. U DONT KNOW WHAT U MISS TILL ITS GONE#i don’t even eat take away like if i do it’s either chinese or the 1 pizza place i go to#JINI PIZZA IN CARDIFF … BIG SHOUTOUT TO THEIR SPICY WHATEVER#not the one w cajun chicken bc it’s ……. not fucking cajun at all#the chicken tikka is good bc it’s u know#chicken tikka & it’s jini pizza#wait i just realized their logo is a genie#MAYBE IRS PRONOUNCED LIKE GENIE 😭😭😭😭#IVE BEEN CALLING IT GIN-Y THIS ENTIRE TIME#maybe it is jini idk bc i did tell kp the name that i thought was anise but it’s … not & i was like ‘i thought it was feminine’ & he was#like ‘that’s obviously a DUDE’ 😭😭😭😭😭 ALSKLKALKSLAKSLAKSKAL#LIKE SRRRRYYYYYY I DIDNT GROW UP IN INDIA TOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i still think it’s so fucking funny that in the police report after the rape the belgian translator translated ‘KP’ as ‘Capi’ so whenever#u see the name ‘Capi’ in the report it’s actually KP ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSL#i don’t think i ever told him that i’ll have to when i get back bc honestly it’s very funny
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