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paigestrap · 5 months

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gn head empty just this pic

#i’m actually going to eat her #her arm i’m gonna throw up #want her so bad #drooling rn #so down bad #NEED HER #paige bueckers #wlw #uconn wbb #uconn huskies

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moonkhao · 1 month

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hi.

#i know most of you didn’t even realize i was gone #but man…#my mental health was like in a state of 📉📉📉 in the past 30 days like we love being mentally ill and fucking insane <3 #it was mostly bc i panicked and started obsessing over possible water damage in my flat kind of out of nowhere #like it started when my landlord came to check my bathroom bc my downstairs neighbours had water stains on their ceiling back in july #which had been caused by their shower curtain apparently but i was already spiraling when my landlord told me so i was sure it was my fault #i was assuming it was bc of me bc i had sometimes been spilling some of my bathwater and i was like WHAT IF IT HAS GONE THROUGH THE FLOOR?#and it didn't help that it has been hot af and very humid in my apartment LIKE WELL OVER 25 DEGREES AND 60% HUMIDITY #anyways i couldn’t shake this not matter what i tried and my fucking insane brain made me think i was going to get arrested for like #flooding the whole building or for causing some sort of mold infestation #i had SO MANY panic attacks; i wasn't able to sleep; i wasn't able to eat; i was on edge and panicky basically 24/7 so fun fun fun :D #and i kept waking up in the middle of the night and HAD to go check my walls or the space below my kitchen #it was compulsory like i couldn't not get up and go check and tbh i would've thrown out all of my furniture if i could've to check for mold #(and shhhh i know how fucking insane this sounds but having a mentally ill brain that's anxious all the time does suck ass sometimes 🥲)#(the worst thing about it tho was that i was SO AWARE of how insane about this i was being and yet i couldn't stop losing my mind over it)#(also i was so ready to move tf outta here bc i couldn't handle being triggered 24/7 which is why my mom let me stay with her last week )#i was so out of it that i couldn't even let myself do the things i usually enjoy... like at all #like watching my shows or spending any ungodly amount of time on tumblr... or replying to messages i got from people who i love #ig this goes to show HOW bad this actually was for me mentally bc usually tumblr and my shows are like my safe place #anyways we finally had a leak detection dude come over today and we had him check the water levels in my walls #and he said everything is fine and he specifically told me i should stop worrying about any water damage BC THERE IS NO WATER DAMAGE #he also said that the weather has just been insanely humid this year so it's not surprising that the humidity levels are higher than usual #i’m still a bit scared about some possible mold but ig this is good enough for now #i am aware how ridiculous this must sound for anyone who's reading this now but couldn't let it go not even with meds so let me live pls :(#TLDR I WAS GOING THROUGH IT BUT I AM BACK I THINK AND I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TO START BOTHERING YOU WITH MY GIFS AGAIN <3 #AND I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ANY OF THE HEART KILLERS STUFF YET ASIDE FROM ONE OR TWO PICS LIKE :(#OH AND I NEED TO START WATCHING SUMMER NIGHT ;_;#sabrina talks #@AIRENYAH GIRL I AM SO SORRY I WILL PROBABLY REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGES LATER TODAY OR TOMORROW MORNING ;_;<3

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sevikasenby · 10 months

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sitting in sevika’s lap facing her while she has her mech hand cupping your cunt, vibration setting on, letting you grind into the vibrations. you grip onto her shoulders to steady yourself while you rock your hips against her. even when you get tired and stop moving for a minute, the vibrations still continue to make your legs shake as pleasure courses through your body.

sevika loves having you in her lap while she fucks you because she likes to be able to see you desperately try to continue grinding against her, loves being able sit back and enjoy you falling apart in front of her and in this case being able to watch your arousal smear aross her metal palm and seep between her metal fingers

#have this while i go work on my amab sevika shit that i still haven’t started #actually i’m eating rn but i’m gonna try to afterwards #personally i like the idea that sevikas whole mech hand vibrates and not just her fingers #lesbian brainrot #i’m 😵‍💫😵‍💫#sevika #sevika arcane #arcane sevika #arcane #sevika imagine #sevika x reader #sevika x you #sevika smut #sevika headcanon

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sea-jello · 22 days

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hong kong miku,,,

#hopping on the trend jumpscare i’m from hong kong surprise #i haven’t seen that many hk mikus around #lowkey chat i think i kinda ate with this one #however i will say i am coloring in the dark so if any colors look off that’s why #and also i haven’t opened this program in literal months i jumped straight into this no warmup no nothing #miku is what pulls me out of art block apparently i was locked in for 5 hours STRAIGHT #someone needs to teach me how to paint properly holy #not sure how i feel about the bottom left one but that was a quick one anyways #i am from hk originally but i haven’t been back in years so i have no idea about the culture other than food and mirror #OKAY let me explain the context #street food is a big thing in hk and quick and easy things like fish balls egg waffles and like siu mai and wonton noodles are popular #back then people really would just squat down on the side of the road or right in front of the shop to eat it and go #but i don’t think anyone does that anymore city life and all that #ohh i should have done instant noodles breakfasts god i loved those #if anyones from hk if you go to the causeway bay mtr station exit that leads up to the big road near soho. do they still sell siu mai there #that shit was BANGER i remember asking for them all the time #a good majority of parents in hk would get their daughters ears pierced as a baby something about them not feeling as much pain idk #that’s just what i was told #i used the neon for her friendly standard greeting cause i wanted to incorporate the neon signs somehow without actually drawing a whole bg #lots of neon signs in hk. i heard they had to take them down cause of light pollution which is sad but understandable #everyone got their shoes from dr kong. at least when i was younger they did #boy band is self explanatory. i heard they’re really popular my mom listens to them #oh i had her messing with her shoes cause hk people move FAST. you stop for one second and you get shoved #so like a fun little allusion #gave her black roots just for fun. she is violating every school uniform code possible #this is all based off of my memory by the way so like. anyone who knows this better than i do hit me up #hatsune miku #miku from my culture #jellos scribbles #i haven’t tag yapped in so long welcome back my love i missed you

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t4tstarvingdog · 8 months

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trying to find the metaphysical vegetable that may bring me less despair

#timothy's txts.#the food that is in my house is not nothing more than unfilling waste rn and it’s all i’ve eaten for ages #and i want something warm and homemade and filling #but i can’t go get anything because i don’t think this counts as essential during the strike #and everything is so heavy i wish i could be hugged by my mom #or eat her white chili or stromboli or my grandmother’s funeral potatoes #and it’s so hard to be hopeful when the bad thing you dread is actually happening #not pessimism not cynicism it’s just. reality.#but the past few days have felt like hell in my brain like i’m looking through the warping rubber wall of a fucking balloon #maybe it’s the preemptive grief #or maybe my body is finally giving in to the slick oil spill brain fog syrup that’s been swallowing me for the past three years #who can say !

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figofswords · 8 months

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saw some tags on one of your posts and u have a cat name midna?? 🥺 I love that 🥺 can we see a pic pretty please

oh boy do I EVER have a cat named midna. and she is Deranged

(bonus: rare photo of midna being NOT a maniac + tiny baby muppet midna)

#today I went digging under the couch to figure out where all her springs went #and found THREE of my d20s which I guess she stole during my last dnd game without my noticing #like I knew she was picking up my dice but I didn’t realize she was STEALING THEM AND DROPPING THEM UNDER THE COUCH #she’s a menace to society with zero common sense too much energy zero fear and a talent for being annoying on purpose #when she wants my attention she will not just go do something she knows she shouldn’t #she will loudly meow first to make sure I’m watching. and then do the thing she knows she shouldn’t #she’s a PEST and she’ll be one year old on February 2nd #and I love her even if she’s probably an alien #asks #and yes her eyes are actually that brown/orange in real life #midna is: very vocal. extremely bossy. probably the pickiest cat on the planet. big fan of eating plastic tho #crunchy treats? chewy treats? of any flavor? freeze dried minnows? no #plastic bag? mmm yum munch munch

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floral-hex · 7 months

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woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.

#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void #shits rough dawg #I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts #haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier #it’s cold #saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early.#and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed.#went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours #guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left #even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are #I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh #my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week #maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done.#I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting #woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside #hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning #can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding)#actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so…#I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience #anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments #I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired.#I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die.#is this relatable?#just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda.#gonna look at pictures of butts now #ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever #you can ignore this #text

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fridayiminlovemp3 · 5 months

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do i believe that taylor and karlie kissed at the 1975 concert in 2014 … well that’s one secret i’ll never tell xoxo

#crazy to see so many ppl talking about taylor and matty allegedly hooking up in 2014 and NOT bring up kissgate .#like how do you either not know or not care #like girl miss kloss is at the centre of the matty taylor lore how do u not care #omg matty looked at taylor while singing fallingforyou and pointed at her girl and she was too busy cuddling karlie to even notice ..#i’m not a kaylor on GOD but i just don’t understand how you can talk about matty and taylor and not even bring her up #i do think they had a really intense friendship and a massive friendship failing out which is actually more interesting to me than them #secretly dating #but also i don’t know any of these people #all i know is that i don’t trust that british man and his bad teeth and i think karlie is a maniac for going to the eras tour just to sit #in the nosebleeds and see taylor rerelease 1989 from miles away knowing that a decade ago she was the first person to ever hear that album #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#MENTAL ILLNESS #her doing that is way more insane than matty healy eating raw meat on stage and playing tiktoks #behind every deranged man there is a more deranged woman #that’s the thesis statement here #taylor swift #mari.txt

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pallastronomy · 1 year

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Every day I wake up and think about how irreversibly Arcana Arcadia has altered my brain chemistry. They did not have to go that hard for an arc exclusively in the mobile game and yet

#azureisms #revue starlight #Yes this is about Frontier. Aruru and Shizuha specifically. The Girls are Unwell </3 #But also like. everything else too #Death Intermission Fool Intermission Temperance Intermission I’m staring at you fuckers #and Emperor Intermission #and both of Rui’s revues #and Revue Siegfeld #Honestly the entire back half of the arc does not miss whatsoever which in an already great arc overall is an achievement #minus my gripes with the conclusion of Revue Frontier which I can never tell if they’re just me things or actual writing faults #but that’s a story for another day #also shoutout to justice intermission but for completely different reasons than the prior four I mentioned #‘You like Aruru-chan.’ ‘Yes… I do. I love her.’ I’M GOING TO EAT DRYWALL #Fellas is it gay to consider another girl your ‘life saver’#sorry gang I’m unwell

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quietwingsinthesky · 1 year

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I think Jack Kline & Abigail Hobbs should be besties

#they can bond over their murder families <3 #Jack: I’m a hunter :3 || Abigail: :) me too. in a way.#just two very normal friends. so so normal #also because it is hilarious to me to imagine a situation in which Hannibal Lecter has to have the Winchesters (and their plus ones) over #Will is loving it. He enjoys watching gay on gay violence. or inciting it.#Abigail knew this would go badly. she is causing problems On Purpose. Jack is just happy to be here #are they eating people? maybe but that’s not the point.#actually no wait they figure it out and Sam & Dean are like 😨#meanwhile Jack is like :/ so? u were gonna let me eat angels? what’s so different?#castiel (hypocrite) trying to explain why. Lucifer (camp) pointedly asks Hannibal for a recipe.#Hannibal breaks his second wine glass. will is in hysterics. Abigail is so so pleased with herself.#if a fight breaks out she and jack r gonna go to her room and paint each other’s nails #spn #hannibal #jack kline #abigail hobbs

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arolesbianism · 2 days

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Mental health shit is kicking my ass but at least I have my silly guys

#keese draws #eternal gales #oc art #oc #my birthday is in a few days btw wish me luck #I’m trying to be excited best I can but yknow #I’m hoping that my friends and family do a good job at distracting me from the horrors for all that #which I’m sure they will they do a great job at keeping me from losing my shit on days like that #we’re going to eat good food and play games and it’s going to be fun and I’ll be happy #just need to hold out and not freak out too much in the meantime lol #but yeah I’ve been considering tweaking a couple of the staliens antennae recently #hence the mason #but I’m not sure if I’ll commit #most of the cast has fairly distinct antennae from eachother with mason being the main problem child to me #if I was willing to draw more detailed antennae then I’d go absolutely ham with everyone’s antennae but I’m not so #I’m mostly thinking abt this because I drew odile as a stalien a few days ago and gave her some fancy antennae #in my minds eye her antennae are Huge and she uses the to help read carved languages #the actual main stalien cast have very normal not noteworthy antennae except for sorta beats but having two pairs isn’t even that uncommon #but admittedly I am half tempted to try giving one of them huge antennae simply because it’d be fun to draw #but none of them rly fit the bill for that except maybe butter but they already have long ass ears they don’t need both #I should rly go fill out everyone’s toyhouse bios at some point I did like two or three a few weeks ago then gave up #and I didn’t even do any of the staliens I think I just did aris and sier #I also need to fix their mini playlists I have on their profiles but that can wait #anyways I now need to do some fun 2 am cleaning I was supposed to do hours ago #I got distracted drawing

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oceanmonsters · 8 months

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no 1 thing I hate is when ppl are like “I/my kids never had the option of being a picky eater because it was either eat what the parents cooked or go to bed hungry ☺️” like I hate to break it to you but if you would choose eating the food you disliked over being hungry you were never that much of a picky eater to begin with

#like as a kid I would fully just go hungry if I had to #or eat like the bare minimum I could #people pulled this shit on my mum all the time and she wouldn’t have the energy to explain to them that that would not work on me because I #would simply not eat and she wasn’t going to let me be malnourished just so she could brag about not giving in to her kid’s pickiness #I’m actually a super adventurous eater now and people are surprised when I tell them I was a picky eater as a kid! even a childhood friend #was surprised when I brought it up recently #and it’s not because I was forced into eating stuff I didn’t like it’s because I was able to choose to explore food and discover the foods #i liked!

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origin-spirits-of-the-past · 27 days

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IM NORMAL ABOUT THIS (<—lying)

#not at all loosing my mind over a dangerous fae forest with a broken moon above it #also screamed when the old fairy had a spooky high pitched voice and was very into life deals #also plants that try to eat you #…..Victoria van gales red crop top…….#sorry I’m unhinged about this actually #giniro no kami no agito #origin spirits of the past #hilda season 3 #hilda the series #hilda spoilers #edit: Remembering when Johanna had to let go of her parents for Hildas future. and then says Lets go Home

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doyeons · 4 months

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whatever. anyways my girlfriend

#bella.txt #i’m going to eat all the blue contacts in existence #i miss her. frommy cb please be like.. actually real…. and not a lie to keep flovers from exploding..

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cupiare · 2 months

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every once in a while i have to sit down and ponder the issues i swear i don’t have in silence for a bit

#p #i saw a video of this guy surprising his girlfriend while filming a video tgt proposing to her in her native language #and i thought omg thats so cute …. if that happened to me i think id kill myself on the spot but i’m so happy for them!#why is the thought of anything remotely romantic happening to me so viscerally repugnant #actually not just romantic thats just the worst kind but like. any thoughtful sweet or considerate gesture towards me i’m like #One of us needs to die immediately to be rid of this curse.#all the inner work out the window no nuance just violence #it doesn’t go both ways btw. i can do nice things but if they happen to me i need to eat glass immediately. you know the normal response #its so bad my friends keep saying i just need to date a straight man that way i’ll never have this problem JELWNSOWNSN #but then the problem is the straight man in question that will make me violent for other reasons #bag on a stick I’ll go die. i’ll go to work

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viviansfaefriend · 2 months

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just took a walk in the woods and I forgot how beautiful it is. So green and bright where the sun splotches the forest floor. I deeply wish I could go into the forest and become some horrible creature of the trees and reside there— as much a part of the forest as the moss or fallen logs always will be. I’d never have taxes or rent and I’d be fine in the heat, and the cold wouldn’t bother me either.

#forest #take me in your arms sweet green glory #one with the trees #I don’t know what I’d eat #probably not people though #maybe id get lonely but I’d have the mountains and little animals as friends #I’d only look scary I think #but I’d actually be pretty nice #maybe id make one human friend and she would live nearby me and that’s how we would meet #maybe she’d not be human too?#and though I’d always live in the forest and mountains I’d make time for her whenever she wanted #anyway this is getting out of hand but it would make for an interesting story that’s for sure #maybe I’ll draw some pictures #obviously I’m not going anywhere #heed not this post I simply wanted to get it in writing

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