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>Robot girl frotting that friction welds your dicks together.
>Welcome to my TED Talk.
#robot girl#robotgirl#robotposting#transfem#robot fucker#transhumanism#robotfucker#robophilia#objectum#roboposting#sillyposting#shitpost#hornyposting#frotting#friction welding#I’m a genius
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Something I just realized:
Kristen has Fig as her Paladin/knight
Adaine has Fabian as her “champion of the oracle”
All we need now is for Gorgug to become the Quartermaster to Riz’s 007.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#i’m a genius#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#gorgug fantasy high#riz fantasy high#hopefully people remember who quartermaster is in the James Bond series
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in celebration of pride month
#I’m a genius#look at the cool mene#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology quote#Greek mythology memes#happy pride 🌈#Hermes x crocus#apollo x hyacinthus
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I love monster AU’s where the Graves Siblings are vampires- make more of them I demand it
#pretty please#think of how cute they’d be as bitty bats#the coffin of andy and leyley#ashley graves#tcoaal#andrew graves#tcoaal au#….Vampire!Ashley x Werewolf!Gabriel#I’m a genius
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2am thought
Batman’s greatest villain would be a blind person. Man who is blind. Man who can’t see who helped by guide dog. What are guide dog abilities something a rather, somethings a rather, smell, somethings a rathers.
What jobs do doggos? Guide dog, job job, police dog
What police dogs do? Nom nom, this go boom human get away, there the good stuff that make you high as kite here, and person locator.
Doggo smell Batman, doggo then meet Bruce man it same smell. Doggo react to Batman and Bruceman the same. Identity no secret.
Guide Doggo know and people sus. Doggo fearful of spooky punchy Batman. Same, doggo scared of goofy dumb brucie Wayne? Odd. Or opposit
See dog ask for pets and get treat from bruci Wayne, wow sweet, doggo ask for petss and treat from Mr broody Bat break you bones Man? Wat a sec
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Me: I’m not having any gender issues. I am completely cis-gender.
Also me, rewriting my main character as a trans man: I am just an ally
Also also me, after buying a binder and putting it on, in tears: I’m just normalising transwear, because I’m a good ally
Me, a week later, googling drag king makeup and doing it obsessively on myself: Drag isn’t about gender I’m just challenging gender aesthetics because I’m a REALLY GOOD ALLY
Probably me in a few years, actually getting top surgery: I’m just being a really really good ally 🙃
#see if I make it a funny self aware joke I don’t have to deal with it#I’m a genius#gender queer#gender equality#gender ideology#gender affirming care#trans pride#trans ally#trans masc#gender is bullshit#but you see like genders just a construct anyway so does it REALLY matter#I mean obviously it matters to everyone else and that’s chill and totally valid and I support that#but for me I’ve decided it doesn’t actually matter#(but testosterone treatment sounds so cool legitimately)#(I’m just an ally though hahahaHA)#lgbtq positivity#lgbt pride#trans comedy#I’m actually not a female or a male but a secret third option#(autistic)#gender confusion#trans men#autism gender#autism lgbtq
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I’m writing the funniest text thread, i’m so funny omg
#talkswithamara#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#acotar x reader#acotar imagine#eris vanserra#azriel#rhysand#feyre archeron#elain archeron#lucien vanserra#cassian#nesta archeron#i’m a genius
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Heathers (fnaf movie Version)
I’m going to hell
#heathers#heathers the musical#movies#fnaf fanart#fnaf#fnaf au#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#five nights at Freddy’s movie#mike schmidt#jason dean#Vanessa Shelly#Veronica sawyer#William Afton#Heather chandler#max fnaf#martha dunnstock#Freddy fazbear#shitpost#I’m a genius
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Feeling like a ghost, dressed in Danny phantom colors (green and black), today is a Danny phantom day ig
#wailing from the graveyard#Danny phantom#it’s the chronic illness babe#WAIT#TORI#GHOST THEME FOR THE PHOTOTS#i’m a genius
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Better late than never, Happy Halloween! :D
Plus a cropped version I liked, and their concept designs with some sketches attached
#houseki no kuni#land of the lustrous#phosphophyllite#hnk phos#hnk cinnabar#lotl cinnabar#lotl phos#hnk fanart#hnk#lotl#lotl fanart#modern gems au#hnk AU#happy halloween#houseki halloween#I’m a genius#I know gems don’t have teeth usually I DONT CAREEE I like drawing phos with fangs okay#it’s an AU let me live#these designs were really fun to draw I miss them already.. sad face#soulstyscribbles#I FORGOT TO TAG THIS AS CINNAPHOS????#cinnaphos
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I finally figured it out.
Crosshair isn’t sad because he’s not with his brothers, guys.
This man is sad because he’s been on an ice cold toothpick withdrawal for months now.
Probably has a wall filled with tally marks based on how long he hasn’t had a precious toothpick between his teeth.
My man is depressed af.
#there#we now know the truth#i’m a genius#star wars#clone wars#bad batch#this is obviously a joke btw#clone trooper crosshair#q#other tags:#the bad batch#the clone wars#star wars the clone wars#star wars clone wars#tbb#star wars the bad batch
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I saw a post that went something like “his mortar is so ready to grind into her pestle” so I closed the app and made this as fast as possible but when I reopened the app it reloaded and I lost the post but heres what I made
#oh my god it’s beautiful#it’s a masterpiece#true art#I’m an autistic mastermind#FEAR ME#MERE MORTALS#it’s perfect#real art#none can compare#i’m a genius#an artistic genius#an AUTISTIC genius#morter and pestle#funny#shitpost
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todobaku but in good omens au
#i’m a genius#i’m just a girl#good omens#bnha#shouto todoroki#bakugou katsuki#todobaku#guys#i want this#fic authors#fic ideas#please when it appears on ao3 message me#ao3#please#on my knees#my hero acedamia
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OKAY WAIT IDEA FOR OGRON
In the winx comics there’s a meteor on Magix(? Don’t know the details too well, I haven’t gotten to that part yet) that crashed down there one day and then nullified magic in that area. It’s a huge plot point because it can be harvested and many people have tried to.
Now, the idea I have is that Ogron has some of this rock. Maybe it’s from one that crashed on Earth, but he nonetheless has it and can use it to nullify any attacks against him (instead of the absorption). Because it nullifies all magic though, it creates a flaw for him where he himself can’t do magic. He makes up for it by using actual weapons. It doesn’t mean he’s a bad wizards tho and he can have a cool fight where he loses the rock, meaning he can now be hit by magic, but he himself can now use it.
#I’m so smart#I’m a genius#<- trying to be proud of writing and ideas. let me have this#winx#winx club#winx rewrite#winx ogron#wizards of the black circle#winx comic
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more gijinka stuff hi guys
been wanting 2 do a sketch sheet like this 4 a while,,,haven’t done it from other stuff BUUT i got that gatg motivation in me earlier 2day
#inspector gadget#gadget and the gadgetinis#gadgetinis#fidget#digit#penny gadget#penny brown#sketch#humanization#humanoid#gijinka#reverse-robot bickering where Fidget constantly tells Digit not 2 do crazy dangerous things cuz their not like robots…..#i’m a GENIUS#I FOROGT FIDGETS CHIN STUBBLE IN THIS DONT LOOK AT ME
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My biggest flex is that i knew penelope was a siren since she said “then jump in the water and kiss me”
#I’m a genius#epic the musical#suffering#thunder saga#penelope#Odysseus#epic#my posts#siren#different beast
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