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Let’s see if I can post my smut art today. Be kind tumblr. (Threateningly)
#I will snap my phone in half if I get like that censored pfp bc of this#I’m risking it all#bc you need to witness me getting pounded by ganondorf#crimsonkenjii rambles
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Elphaba we can see you???
#another corn plate post incoming#(can you tell I’m bored while I’m off work for the holidays?)#Elphaba was ready to risk it all#She was looking at Glinda like okay the mating ritual worked please lay down again I’m trying to see something#gelphie#wicked movie
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Remus: I’m not joking guys I’m fucking serious
James and Peter: *Le gasp*
Sirius: *grins*
Remus: oh fuck the lot of you that’s not what I meant and you know it
Sirius: is it not true though? *winks*
Remus: *sighs* I suppose it is
Peter: Pay up James
James: couldn’t you guys have waited until after Christmas? I would have won the bet then
#I just realized I have no memory of taking my morning vitamin. do I risk taking it twice? yes yes I do#anyways. we always have Sirius make the Serious jokes but all of them at one point said#‘I’m not joking mate I’m fucking seri- I’m- well I’m not joking!!!!’ except in Remus’s case both things were true#marauders era#the marauders#marauders#sirius black#remus lupin#james potter#peter pettigrew
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“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed
#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags#anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me#like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me#how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭#like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him#stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed#also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc.#he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!!#izzy hands#ofmd#ofmd spoilers
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The Curse Of Hope
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Danny is in another universe. He had a reason, but he doesn’t remember anymore. He can only stare, horrified and disgusted, at the sickest city spirit he’s ever seen. Shivering and swaying with every step, core exposed, and ectoplasm leaking from wounds that are decades old. A ratty blanket was thrown over their shoulders, barely hiding the spirit’s pale grey skin and protruding black bones.
The spirit didn’t even sense him until he reached out to touch its wispy shoulders. The spirit flinched, clutching at the dozens of trinkets hanging from their neck and tucking in on themselves like they were expecting a blow.
“Oh, shit,” He swore, floating back a few feet, hands in the air, to show he meant no harm. “I’m sorry. I promise, I’m not here to steal from you.” The spirit shivered again and rolled a pearl necklace in between their fingers. A nervous habit. “Uh, I like that pocket watch? It’s very nice.”
That got their attention. They peeked at Danny, and he saw that more tattered cloth was covering their eyes, blending in with the stringy hair that reached the ground. Their blanket fluttered weakly, revealing hundreds of thousands of tiny marks etched into their skin. Scars, really. Scars that wrote out curse after curse onto the spirit’s very being. They burned with evil intent, and even reached inside the spirit’s body and wrapped around their core.
Occasionally, blinding specks of color raced across their body, temporarily erasing the writing, but it always returned quickly. He watched, a little detached, as one particular line rewrote itself across their rough forearm, drawing fresh ectoplasm like someone was writing it with a thin knife.
“Are you…alright?” Danny stuttered. A stupid question.
The spirit cocked its head. He couldn’t see their eyes, but he felt their burning gaze as they pondered the question.
“The pain of others becomes mine own.” They rasped. “The lights of the city dim as rotten wealth clogs mine veins. Magicks long forgotten have eaten mine skins, pulled mine cloak, and darkened mine skies. Helios has refused to grace mine doorstep, and the seasons of the Earth have revoked their kindness.”
Danny held his breath. It felt like he was the one with the exposed core, not the spirit.
The spirit shivered once more. “Tell mine soul, little lamb. How could this Forsaken City know peace, when it was long since ripped from mine hands?”
Shit, he needed Frostbite. And maybe Clockwork. Now.
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Danny meets the spirit of Gotham City. The villains and rogues that have plagued the city for decades are literal curses that are taking quite the toll on Gotham, and honestly, Danny isn’t sure how much longer they can hold out. The heroes seem to be doing some help, and are probably the reason Gotham made it this far, but the poor city needs help from the Realms if they want to get better.
Luckily, Danny can provide that help.
But only if he could get Gotham to leave their city behind. Because recovery is going to take a very long time.
#dpxdc#pondhead blurbs#Gotham is very lanky and tall and had dozens of necklaces around their neck#the necklaces are just cords filled with lost things the citizens have lost over the years#like bits of glass or wedding rings or hag stones made from a destroyed gargoyle#actually I have a weird picture of Gotham in my head I might draw it#it’s giving Bloodborne to me but idgaf#basically Danny meets Gotham and is trying to convince them to go with him for medical help because what the fuck#those curses are the equivalent of leaving hundreds of leeches stuck to your body for ten years#Danny is BEGGING Gotham to come with him#there’s potential for angst but if you want crack then Danny probably replaces Gotham#I think there’s already a similar fic where he becomes the new spirit of Gotham but I haven’t read all of that#anyways the Batfam are like#invasive animals that are actually helping the ecosystem recover from an even WORSE invasive species#but they aren’t supernatural heroes and they don’t understand that the issue is deeper#I’m calling this the Curse of Hope because Danny is offering hope to Gotham#but Gotham is just so tired and sick and hurt that they don’t want to risk it#they think Danny is another curse come to plague them#should he just straight up adopt the city at this point?#idk it probably depends on how it’s written#sad course is to let Gotham die. happy ending is where they are treated and returned#crack ending probably has Danny adopting the city and introducing them to his own city spirit Amity Park#oh shit is that a new ship#guys please I can’t keep doing this#Gotham City x Amity Park#how the fuck do you come up with a name for that#Burger Joints?#Wet Pavement?#bro idk I’m putting this down before I make something I might regret#low key wanna write this but like. I have so much to do
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To be honest, I would let Cassandra Nova do unspeakable things to me.
#I saw Deadpool and Wolverine yesterday and now I’m feeling gay#listen up lesbians you have got to see this movie#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#marvel movies#marvel studios#Deadpool and Wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#Deadpool movie#Cassandra nova#emma corrin#her and harcourt from peacemaker I would risk it all for#lgbtq#lgbtqia#bisexual#wlw#x men#ryan reynolds#she can finger my brain and anything else she likes#wlw yearning#I didn’t know that was a tag but awesome#at my core my dream is to be dominated by a villainous woman#hornyposting#character thirst#fictional crushes#marvel fandom#superhero movies
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The citadel dlc is so good and fun and perfect except for the fact that it’s living out my good friend kaidans worst nightmare in real life. Like. Imagine you’re in love with a guy and you don’t say anything and then he goes and dies. He gets himself sucked into the vacuum of space bc he has to be the hero. And that’s fine bc that’s part of why you love him but it still means he’s fucking dead. And then 2 years later you see him again but it can’t be him bc he died and he’s working with the enemy and clearly this must be some kind of weird show of power by cerberus bc he can’t be back and if he was he would have told me and he wouldn’t be with these people. So when he begs you to come with him you have to say no even though losing him the first time was like losing a limb. Even though you would have followed him anywhere bc this can’t be him it just can’t. And then time passes and you realize it was really him and more time passes you tell him you love him and more time passes and you’re happy together and then you see the real version of what you thought you were seeing on Horizon. You’re seeing the shell of the man that you love and he’s trying to kill you and you don’t know how you could have ever thought your Shepard was like this bc seeing it in real life is a million times worse. And then you have to watch him kill himself.
#basically I’m having a lot of feelings and emotions#💙#well. thinking about this again so it’s coming out of drafts. Jesus Christ it is all so much.#I love that man so much. so much so in fact I’ll risk actually tagging this post.#mass effect#kaidan alenko
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If Dream was given the BIGGEST. LARGEST. benefit of a doubt of all time, then the truth is:
He isn’t careful with his words or actions.
He CANNOT fathom the consequences of his carelessness.
He can’t be bothered to consider the responsibility of his position before making decisions that inadvertently hurt other people because his fanbase is large, has negative actors, and speak on his behalf. DESPITE whatever he actually intended.
This leads to speculation from those outside of his fan base on his intention, insight to his unconscious motives and exposes his ignorance.
He is impulsive (in his words), prideful, and entitled. It prevents him from understanding the above points.
He is somewhat narrowminded and shortsighted when having to deal with said consequences.
It alludes him why certain topics need to be treated with the seriousness and severity it deserves.
It immensely upsets him that he cannot control his image to the wider public.
For some reason he cannot see that context doesn’t matter as much as the impact does. He focuses SO MUCH on explaining WHY something happened instead of acknowledging YES, it happened. He downplays those consequences in order to emphasize his “rationality”.
Perhaps creators should be taught how to handle an audience before being thrusted into having a sphere of influence.
As Tubbo said, being sexist/racist/etc is technically subjective. I do believe Dream isn’t purposefully racist, sexist, homophobic etc. That is my BOD for him. That’s what he believes for himself also. This is NOT, HOWEVER, how his words and actions come off. It can be interpreted as sexist, racist, transphobic, sinophobic etc to the wider audience. Not to mention the manipulative tactics and weaponized incompetence. He doesn’t realize this, which is why he’s so confused and trying so hard to control the perception of himself.
#it’s a pitiful man’s attempt#it’s kind of sad#but when everything crashes and burns maybe he will finally look at himself to see where it went wrong#one can only hope#ugh I’m really impressed with tubbo man#I would’ve started standing on my chair#i would have made implications of him having a thick skull#last thing: if THIS IS HOW TALKS WITH HIM NORMALLY GO IN PRIVATE#then OF COURSE no one is going to WANT to talk#and if they did#they’re going to either give up trying to reason with him (which he’ll take as a win)#or see no reason to put effort into arguing with him (which he’ll take as a weak argument)#not to mention the risk of it ever going public one day with his massive audience#sigh#sighhh#I cannot believe it’s all unintentional tbh#he cannot be like this fr like. you can’t be this out of touch man#dream situation
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I think the way some portions of the fandom treat arranged marriage is very interesting because I have such a differing view on the topic that makes it impossible for me to find a middle ground with a good deal of people.
I understand that some people see arranged marriages in asoiaf as an equivalent to modern marriages, but, in my opinion, that’s a false equivalence.
Truthfully, I believe there’s a genuine double standard and a severely hypocritical attitude about the topic as well. I know for certain that people wouldn’t care if one or both parties of certain cases of arranged marriages “cheat,” and perhaps they would even cheer the characters on, but when it comes to x or y character this suddenly becomes the most grievous of sins. I realize that this is a bit of a blanket statement to make, so I want to clarify that I know the topic is more nuanced than what I’ve made it seem like. However, I believe that at the core of this stance lies a deeply rooted hypocrisy and double standard.
What am I talking about? Well I’m talking about some portions of the fandoms views on Rhaegar and Lyanna’s potential love story. Tbh this seems like the only thing I ever post about nowadays 🤦♀️
Anyways, if you specifically take issue with the “cheating” portion of Rhaelya’s relationship, then do you apply the same standards to all the other “cheaters”? No matter what? No matter who? No matter how that marriage was forced upon x or y character?
As for me, I only consider there to have been cheating in an arranged marriage if the characters were in love. Because at that point, the arranged marriage becomes an actual equivalent to a modern marriage.
Nedcat? If they had other partners then I’d call it cheating.
Doran and Mellario? If they had other partners while still together then I’d consider that to be cheating.
Dany and Hizdahr? That’s like the definition of a political marriage so no Dany is not cheating when she’s with Daario.
Cersei and Robert? Nope. Not cheating. I’m glad they both had other partners.
Rhaegar getting with Lyanna while married to Elia? Since I always attempt to be consistent, I’ll have to say I don’t consider that to be cheating :)
I think there are a few genuine grievances to have, and I do understand if you’re uncomfortable with the likely canon pairing, but these headcanons and fanonland shit takes are getting out of control. Y’all gotta stop acting like your personal interpretations of the text are actual canon. Please. Stop. Get some help. The whole ‘you can’t argue with me because somehow my interpretation is superior’ nonsense and the ‘this is the one true truth’ makes any discussion on the topic stale.
I and many other people (i don’t actually know if other people share this grievance with me but i’d bet a penny that at least one person does) are tired of having to constantly repeat that we do not know what went down before and during the rebellion. We do not know what situations the characters of that time period were in, and we do not know why they chose to do what they did.
Just now when I was scrolling on reddit I was reminded that we don’t even know what Robert’s true thoughts were about the murders of Elia and her children. Like bruh look how little we know. So stop it with the ‘this character did this because of this I just know and you must go along with my bs’
That was a word vomit, but yeahhh 👍
#read at your own risk#i’ve been up all night so i am not checking for errors#asoiaf fandom critical#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna stark#pro rhaelya#rhaelya#anti elia stans#i’m so tired of this topic but i feel like if i cover it a million times the bad takes will finally stop
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Possibly a crack theory? Please tell me what you guys think.
In chapter 56, we see this picture of the interpersonal dynamics of Laios’s party pre-story.
There’s somebody not shown who’s attracted to the hubby-hunter and hates Laios (probably as a direct result). Somebody she considers a prospect.
There’s also one person who 1. We know was part of Laios’s party pre-story, and 2. Is not shown in this panel.
Am I crazy? It doesn’t look like it worked out, especially given that he left before she did, but do you think Dandan could have had a thing for her? Do you think that might have been part of the reason Chilchuck disapproved of her behavior so strongly?
#dungeon meshi#fan theory#dandan#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#Guys please tell me what you think I’m going insane#dunmeshi#I’m imagining this whole confession scene where he just risks everything#And she’s all ‘I care for you too but alas. It can never be.’#And he goes ‘it’s because of my race isn’t it’ and she’s just ‘no. You’re poor.’
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Wylan: Is Kaz… singing..?
Jesper: He mumbles Taylor Swift lyrics when he thinks no one is listening.
Nina: It’s been Come Back Be Here ever since the Wraith left the harbor.
Wylan: …but that was five months ago..
Jesper and Nina sighing: Yep.
#they’re all whispering rn#can’t risk angering the bastard who always has a knife up his sleeve and is missing Inej#but anyways I think I’m funny#and I’m back in my Taylor Swift obsession era#Kaz Brekker is 100% a swiftie#six of crows#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#nina zenik#incorrect quotes#shadow and bone#grishaverse#crooked kingdom#kazscrows#soc#taylor swift
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my drafts finally ran out and I’ve been too exhausted to go through like 2k worth of drafts to tag so apologies abt break in posting
urgent question: if you have any tips about recognizing undercover cops and ICE agents please write below. I never thought my very liberal state would come to this but I live in an area with a very high level of immigrants + multiple municipalities are basically de facto sanctuary cities since they have extra protections written into local law
I work at a healthcare facility that sees high numbers of new americans (with varying ‘legal’ statuses). there are reports from individuals within the local spanish speaking whatsapp channels that ICE is stopping people on their way to our healthcare facility. I can’t disclose too much without revealing highly identifying information about who I am and where I work, but higher management is not handling this good enough. everyone in my department (social work) is outraged and will do whatever it takes to protect the people we serve regardless of management. they deny it’s happening because it wasn’t happening when they went outside to look but that doesn’t mean shit- they’re 100% making rounds and patrolling. we are likely going to start taking walks during our limited breaks around the neighborhood to keep lookout. I’d much rather have a patient do telehealth or reschedule, or have them wait in my office an extra 20 minutes instead of possibly getting stopped by undercover agents. with the recent executive orders healthcare facilities aren’t even respected as sensitive locations discouraged from being raided anymore.
so yeah. any tips on spotting any undercover cops/ICE would be swell. funnily enough I have been thinking a lot about that one thing eliot said about undercover law enforcement and shoes. I’ve also been researching that already + rights and what to tell patients + everything else I can think of BUT thought I’d float it out here as well
stay safe, everyone in the US and outside. you are cared for, loved, important. you matter and deserve to be treated with humility and respect. look after each other
#so much I want to rant more on tbh#I’m so fucking beyond pissed#I work in social work and my entire job is about helping people connect with supports and resources#helping serve the most vulnerable people in our community#things have been really really really shitty ngl. I’ve been struggling#it’s hard to have my job at risk because of [redacted trump bullshit] AND I CANT EVEN WITH CONFIDENCE HELP PPL ACCESS RESOURCES#SINCE FUNDING FOR GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS IS UNDER THREAT#ALL THR UNGOUSED PEOPLE I SEE I CANT HELP BC ALL THE SHELTERS ARE FILL AND SECTION 8 WAS SLASHED#I JUST WANT TO HELP PEOPLE AND SUPPORT THEM WHEN THEY ARE IN NEED#EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL WORKER AND COUNSELOR IS DEPRESSED AND ANGRY#IM SO FUCKING DONE#I JUST WANT TO DO MY JOB AND BE THERE FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED A HAND#BUT I JUST HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THERES NOTHING MORE I CAN DO BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FUNDS#sorry anyway#insert stunned drive thru employee meme here#jackie talks#mine#might delete later#ice raids#also VERY low chance anyone who is directly involved in this and recognizes the info#but if .0000001% chance u know who I am no you don’t#or maybe you do and contact me to rant and organize
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Fun times at the family game night 🥰
[More incorrect quotes with the gang here, now as a masterlist i just made because why not]
#monopoly bringing families together since 1935#yes i know that sentence doesn’t really work within the star wars universe but i do not care i’m saying it anyway#i don’t think i’ve ever actually made it to the end of a single monopoly game i’ve ever played#probably because none of us ever really know the rules and we’re just making shit up as we go#and because all of us are too scared to take any risks because it would just end with everyone upset with everyone and everything#i could see just the entire bad batch being sore losers#they all would probably still throw the game to let omega win because none of them want to make her sad#i would also throw for omega to be fair#not that i could beat her in the first place#she could and would absolutely kick my ass in monopoly#star wars#star wars the bad batch#star wars bad batch#the bad batch#bad batch#tbb#the bad batch fanart#bad batch fanart#tbb fanart#crosshair#echo#tech#omega#hunter#wrecker#the clone wars#star wars fanart#art#incorrect quotes#my art
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i am positively unwell
also sugulite looks like an asshole, meaning i like him immediately /silly
#┊glimpse into the crystal ball ೃ༄#i am going absolutely insane#i love this man so much#he looks so good in literally every outfit it’s unfair#the animation of him using his cornerstone to spin the roulette to symbolise what he risked is so satisfying to watch#can’t help but notice he’s standing exactly where his enemy would be standing during his ult :’)#the way his expression was so incredulous when he held the stone too oh my poor baby#looks like someone managed to not die once again#also the way he holds his hat in the overview of all the stonehearts… does things to me#i’m going to kiss him silly i swear#the whole cornerstone pacifier thing was so weird to me#also sugulite’s jp va voiced hisoka jsjsh alright#hsr aventurine#hsr#honkai star rail
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#Star Trek#section 31#new trek#please#please stop#it doesn’t work#Star Trek is meant to be clunky and dorky and take big risks that sometimes don’t work.#and s31 isn’t cool!#I really liked all the actors though 😔#it was such a pleasant surprise to see Kacey Rohl#and I’m always happy to see Michelle Yeoh
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the thing is I have no idea how to put it into words but dally loves about as hard as soda does. just in a very different, very specific kind of way. soda loves everyone at first glance until it’s proven a mistake and dally loves only a few specific people so much it kills him.
#dally winston#dallas winston#sodapop curtis#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#I’m so fucking tired rn someone explain this for me. it’s in the thing with Sylvia and how he talks to Johnny driving back from dairy queen#it’s in how dally has and would’ve hit ANYONE for talking to him how he did at the drive in but not Johnny. never Johnny#it’s in his delirium after the rumble (how he hits & slumps against the wall begging Johnny not to die)#it’s in calling the gang for help knowing he was going to die anyway because he’d already been shot#but he didn’t want to die alone so he called them so he wouldn’t have to#it’s in how the only thing he does honestly is working with horses.#it’s in ‘you’ll die of pneumonia before the cops ever find you’#i just ugh. the phrase ‘hood with a heart of gold’ embodies him so bad#johnny didn’t have anything but the gang who loved him unconditionally; dally didn’t feel like he had anything but johnny because for him#the gang’s love WAS conditional. or so it seems sometimes. he was an outsider among outsiders and you can tell by the way pony talks#about him in the book. they were all a little scared of him. he wasn’t *quite* the same as the rest. it might be unconditional if it came#down to it but dally hadn’t lived a life where he could risk it.#my post
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