#i yapped in the tags at first but the post fucked up and i’m not typing all that shit again😭😭

[this-is-a-username124]

This is them to me

[mylove-thresher]

I am absolutely tweaking the fuck out focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus cofu fuck focus focus focus focus focus focus oh my god focus focus focus focus what was I gonna say focus focus focus focus

[noemilivv]

Hello! how is it going? I’m so happy to see your requests are back open and that you also write for Helluva Boss now, so I wanted to request something for that! One of my favorite works of yours are the Hazbin Hotel things of reader finding the characters crying and comforting them, so I was thinking I’d love to request the same thing but for Helluva Boss characters. Maybe Blitzø, Stolas, Fizz and Moxxie x gn reader (either platonic or romantic is fine) where reader find them crying and comforts them? ❤️

also sorry if I messed up my english, it’s not my first language :)

𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐳ø, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬, 𝐦𝐨𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐳𝐳 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

a/n: MY FIRST HELLUVA REQUEST LETS GOOO. my first few requests for helluva might be a bit ooc due to the fact that i’m much more of a hazbin girly lol. i literally almost started crying writing blitzø’s part so PLSPLSPLSPLS enjoy that one esp 😋 i think this is one of the longest things i’ve ever wrote tbh LOL but okay enough of my yapping, enjoy

warnings: possible angst(?), platonic!moxxie, profanity, mentions of sex in blitzø and fizzarolli’s part, use of yn in moxxie’s part, ooc writing in all 4 parts😭

proofread: yessir 😎

tags: helluva boss, stolas, fanfic, blitzø, moxxie, fizzarolli, hb, x reader

𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐳ø

…always felt so trapped, despite the fact that maybe, just maybe, it was because of his own doing. and deep down, he knew that, whether he said it aloud or not.

he never thought the voices in his head could sound so real, he never thought his closest loved ones could seem so far, he never thought that his spirits could be so low, especially when those around him thought that they were so high.

when his daughter, his precious, his world, slammed her bedroom door in his face before screaming, “i fucking hate you!” against the clash of things being thrown from the other side of the door, he couldn’t stop his eyes from filling with tears.

blitzø didn’t know what in all of hell was up with him today, something mentally, that’s for sure.

he couldn’t help but feel a curl in his stomach watching millie and moxxie be all lovey throughout their shared shift, and not a good kind of ‘curl’, he couldn’t scroll through sinsta for three minutes without seeing a verosika-related post, either by her, or one of her sex deprived fans, and he had just gotten home from a meeting with stolas for their…monthly activities — and he couldn’t help but feeling like a shit boyfriend to the one he loved most, and fuck, even his loonie is mad at him now too??

the imp sluggishly moved across to the other side of his apartment and slumped onto the couch, his face being taken in by the warmth of the rough pillow, with his phone in his hands, he felt it vibrate.

if he got lucky, it might be an apology call from loona, as she was probably already out bitching with her friends at those stupid hound parties, thanks to vortex.

but no, it was a call, from you, normally he loved your late night conversations you both had with one another, but tonight? eh… it really wasn’t the time.

he stared at his screen for a moment, his eyes fixating on your contact info, the name displaying ‘babe’ with a red heart emoji, and the picture was a selfie you guys took together.

in the miniature version of the photo, it showed blitzø in a band t-shirt, sticking his tongue out with a ‘v’ to his lips, as you grinned at the camera, as you cuddled into his horns, it was the morning after your first time together, your bed head looked adorable, it could kill him.

he sighed softly, before pressing the ‘call’ button, putting the phone to his ear. “hey, babe!” you spoke from the other side, your voice slightly muffled from the quality of the mic in your phone.

that alone caused him to start sobbing all over again, ‘fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck.’ he thought to himself, but that wasn’t what mattered now. you just sounded so happy, when he felt so shit, that’s one of the many things he loved about you, you were so strong, always saw the light.

“hey hey, shhh, blitzø, what happened??” you cooed through the phone, your heart ached for him, you rolled over onto your side while you laid in bed, curling up to the blankets, as you would to your boyfriend, if he were there with you.

all you got as a response were whimpers from the other line, a few hiccups here and there. “i need words, love.” you said, softly.

blitzø sniffled, “bad day..” his voice cracked as he spoke, although he did so, so softly, well obviously you’d seen him upset before, but never like this.

“wanna talk about it?” you asked, more than hesitant to do so, you knew blitzø was by no means good with his feelings, and you were lucky you got this far with him, considering some failed attempts from the past of you trying to ease him into opening up, but you had to try, it just felt right.

on the other hand, blitzø was just as nervous as you were, if not more, he had been through it all before, and for him, it had never ended pretty, but he loved you more than anything, and he knew he had to do this.

“yeah..”

you listened to every word he said, for hours, 9pm turned to 11pm, 11pm turned to 2am, and 2am turned to kicking down his apartment door at 3:19am to cuddle him to sleep on the couch.

and as tired as she was, as well as annoyed, loona couldn’t stay mad at her father after seeing him snuggled up next to you on the couch asleep.

especially when she snapped a picture and posted it all over sinsta…

guess who’s mad now, bitch?

𝐟𝐢𝐳𝐳

…never felt like he had gotten home so exhausted before. he didn’t even have the energy to sling himself across the palace to get to his bed quicker

he wanted to see you, he wanted to be with you, he wanted to be against you and your nice warm body, with your beautiful smile…

after walking up a few flights of stairs, taking an elevator here and there, walking down a hallway that was way too long to be one to begin with, he reached your shared room. he was home.

“hi, baby!” you exclaimed, happy to see your partner at last, pausing your show that was displayed on the big screen T.V in your room, hoping out of bed to peck your boyfriend on his cheek. “i missed you!”

he managed a tired smile, “i missed you too, sweetie.” fizz paused for a moment, looking away from your gaze before asking, “can i hug you?”

fizz had a lazy, but goofy grin on his face, extending his arms out to you, doing grabby hands. you give a pouty smile, your partner was so cute you couldn’t deal with it, “of courseee, froggyyy.” you said, babying your tone, pulling him in by the waist.

“you don’t gotta ask, y’know, we’ve been together too long to do that.” you joke with a chuckle, fizz laughs along with you, softer than yours, but still, he sinks into your arms before replying, “mammon’s business, despite its stressors, has taught me the importance of consent, and not just when it comes to sex”

fizz chuckled, his tired but soft tone still remained, as he pulled away from you just slightly to peck your nose, “i’d never wanna hurt you, honey, it’s better to ask, then to be sorry, y’know?”

you blink momentarily, you were not expecting that response out of him, you recover quickly, however, smiling at him, “you are just the sweetest.” you say, pulling him in for another hug, placing a peck to his neck, snuggling your face in it as you do so.

before you can even get another word out, fizz starts crying, attempting to sniffle back the tears.

you pull away instantly, “froggy? are you okay?” scanning him for any signs of harm or discomfort.

your boyfriend nods, makeup dripping down his face, “y-yes…” his lips trembling softly as he spoke. “did something happen at work today?”

fizz shook his head, “not really” he sniffled again, “just missed you.”

“awww fizzie, cmon!” you take his hand, pulling him the bathroom,

“let’s take a nice, warm bath, and then we can do skincare and watch that one show you like, and then we can go to bed, does that sound nice?”

“that sounds really nice… thank you…”

𝐦𝐨𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐞

…was your good friend since your early childhood years, his father had a business connection with your parents, which led to you both being babysat together a lot.

both of you were grown adults now, he was married to your gal-pal from your high school days, and you were engaged to one of the kids from your friend group back when you were in college, well, before dropping out.

other than your separate significant others, you were eachothers ride-or-dies, your for-lifers. you both went to eachother for practically everything.

so when moxxie knocks on your door while your spouse is out with friends, asking for help, you don’t hesitate to let him in.

you sit him down asking him what was the matter, and he gets fidgety immediately, stuttering out an attempted response before the tears start flowing, he starts crying about how he got into an argument with millie, and how scared he was that this might ruin their marriage.

instantly, as it was second nature to you, you scoot closer to him the couch, rubbing his back as he sobbed, still venting to you about the argument and how much he misses millie.

“look, mox, here’s what ya gotta do. just call her, and tell her everything you’ve told me, i’ve known millie since we were just freshies, she’s bound to understand!”

“i guess so.. thanks, yn.”

𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬

...was distraught, and even that was an understatement. his beloved octavia was lost, in los angeles, in the human realm.

you, stolas, and blitzø searched around what felt like all of fucking earth to find her, while millie and moxxie were off doing eachother who knows what.

stolas sighed, running a hand through his now human hair, his breath beginning to get noticeably more shaky, with blitzø walking ahead of the two of you.

“hey.” you say, putting a hand on his arm, “it’s gonna be okay.”

“but what if it’s not though? what she’s not okay? what if she’s in danger? or worse, what if someone took her?” his voice trembled more and more at the thought.

“no.” you start, turning stolas around to face you. “she’ll be okay.” you say, putting a hand onto his chest, “she’s smarter than you may think, she’s seventeen now! she’ll know what to do.”

“but what if something happens? and i’m not there to protect her?” stolas says, his movements going to a halt, blitzø looked at the two of you, before mouthing that he’ll meet up with the both of you later.

before you know it, tears well up in his eyes, without even thinking, he pulls you into a tight hug. “i just need to know my girl is okay…”

“she’ll be okay, sweetie.” you say, pecking his cheek, you pull back slightly, lovingly looking into his eyes, “and so will you..”

i do not permit for my work to be reposted, translated, or stolen. all rights go to signedmio. characters are not mine, unless stated, and belong to their rightful creators.

[uceyliyahh]

NOVACANE

Summary: After dealing with a traumatic event in Desiree's past life she decided to keep her heart closed off and didn't have any desire to love again until she met him.

smut warning; it’ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE, PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.

word count: 5889

Jey Uso x Desiree

AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.

comments, likes, repost are appreciated I would love the constructive feedback in what area I need to approve in. 🤍

ALSO! I don’t not want nobody stealing my fanfics or take it as theirs that will be an issue fasho so keep it cute respectfully.

I only own my OC along with the make up scenarios

But I’ll be writing along the way since this story is in my drafts on Wattpad right now so yuh. 💁🏽‍♀️

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desifromtheblock: mental health day ❤️‍🩹

uceyjucey: damn mama, I miss yo' pretty ass 😩

desifromtheblock: @ uceyjucey I miss you too papa it's boring without you here 😖

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trinity_fatu: can't wait to see you Jey hasn't stop yapping about you 😭😭

desifromtheblock: @ trinity_fatu pleaseee I bet he hasn't 😭

y2kjayden: a fucking mental day? you don't need that shit all you need is some dick you'll be fine

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"I'm so attached to you, it's been a minute since I felt this way about somebody after my last relationship,"

"I want to give you the world mama,"

"You my lady and I'm your man,"

"I'm all yours princess,"

DESIREE I took a day for myself at the gym, focusing on my mental health after everything that’s unfolded since Jey left for work. His absence has been tough, and while I missed him dearly, I knew it was essential to prioritize my well-being during this time.

Trinity was on her way to visit me, and I was really looking forward to some company. With no idea when Jey would return home, I welcomed the distraction. Meanwhile, Jayden kept bombarding me with threatening messages from various numbers, including those from Text Now, which only added to my frustration.

While at the gym, I refused to let anything distract me. With my wireless headphones on, I immersed myself in the music, focusing entirely on my workout. As I lifted the dumbbells overhead, I ensured my posture was perfect on the bench, fully committed to my fitness goals.

I needed to keep my figure in shape to stay on that pole for an extended period. On my first day as an artist at the tattoo shop, I can genuinely say I had a fantastic experience.

The warmth and friendliness of everyone around me truly lifted my spirits. After completing several sets on the bench with the dumbbells, I set them down and reached for my Stanley cup, savoring a refreshing sip of cold water.

Noticing my phone buzzing, I realized Trinity had sent me a message. I set my Stanley cup down on the ground and started typing my response to her.

IMESSAGE 💬 TrinTrin😝: Heyyyy Desiree💗: Hey Trinity TrinTrin😝: wya girly? Desiree💗: I'm at the gym right now TrinTrin😝: you wanna come get something to eat after your session? Desiree💗: yeah I'm down fasho TrinTrin😝: greaaat, but honeyy come get yo' man honestly he hasn't stop talking about you Desiree💗: I bet he hasn't lol TrinTrin😝: all he could talk about is Desiree this and Desiree that I told him the other day that he should fly you out to come see him 😭 Desiree💗: honestly that would be so great just be in his arms again TrinTrin😝: we will talk more about that when we go out to eat Desiree💗: kk see you then

Seeing him boast about me filled me with joy; it made my heart race to realize just how much he cherished me.

I tucked my phone away in my pocket and resumed my work out for the day, eager to see Trinity afterward.

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ I arrived at the restaurant and noticed the parking lot was surprisingly quiet today. As I stepped out of the car, I took a moment to adjust my hair before heading inside. Once inside, I began to scan the room for Trinity. Just then, I spotted someone waving at me from across the space.

Trinity was absolutely stunning, and her husband is truly fortunate to have her. As we greeted each other, we embraced warmly before taking our seats across from one another.

"Wow it's been a while since I last saw you in Cali?" Trinity said.

"Yeah, I've been pretty busy trying to keep myself occupied with him being away," I said.

"I suggested that he should arrange a flight to visit you, or that you could go to see him."  I nodded in agreement, feeling a strong desire to be with him. Was it really too much to wish for some time together?

'Desiree you're a fool,'

'That man doesn't love you,'

At this stage, my thoughts were on repeat. Jey has clearly shown himself to be a genuinely good person—far superior to Jayden, without a doubt. Plus, let’s not forget, he’s quite impressive in other ways too. As Trinity and I enjoyed our meals, we sipped our drinks and kept the conversation flowing.

She shared with me the tale of how she and Jey's twin brother, Jonathan, first crossed paths during their early days in the wrestling industry. Their love story sounded so captivating that I couldn't help but feel intrigued. However, I realized I had yet to meet Jonathan or the rest of his family, which left me feeling a bit anxious and concerned about how they might perceive my career choices.

Trin even mentioned how great the experience was, which nearly caused me to choke on my food. Hearing that from her was surprising, and while I could totally relate, I preferred not to delve deeper into the topic, especially considering it was her brother-in-law we were talking about.

"I know Jey be piping you down girl, don't be afraid to share the details," she said.

I wiped my mouth before speaking, "I mean it's been a while since I've been piped down but I can say it's really good especially when he's dominant oh lord," I said feeling my face getting hot.

'Am I attached to him?'

'I'm talking like I love this man'

'I really do though can you blame me?'

"Ouuuu dominant? Y'all is freaky I'm hearing," I playfully smacked her arm while shielding my face, and in that moment, I was transported back to my teenage years, reliving the excitement of my first crush in high school.

I could see the big smile on my face when I thought about Jey; I truly wished he were here with me right now. This long-distance situation was really taking a toll on me. We snapped some photos together to share on our stories, capturing the joy of our amazing lunch today.

uceyjucey replied to your story: Ya'll eating without me? And Jon? biancabelairwwe replied to your story: omggg you made a new friend? I'm so happy that you're getting out more girl Jey must be doing something right 😭😭 jonathanfatu replied to your story: without the fam? that's crazzzzy MontezFordWWE replied to your story: see you getting out more instead of being inside of that damn house y2kjayden replied to your story: another one of your whore friends?

"Is this your first relationship or?"

"My second relationship my last relationship was...pretty traumatic if I must say," I said.

I wasn't keen on delving into the negative experiences I had while with Jayden; I simply aimed to share a few brief details and leave it at that.

"Oh? If it's personal you don't have to tell me about it," she said.

I smiled weakly and shook my head, saying, "It's fine; he just wasn't the person I hoped he would be, and things escalated into violence for more than three years. He still sends me threatening messages occasionally, but I do my best to ignore them." I really didn't want to delve into the specifics of the situation. 

She gave a knowing nod, recognizing my desire to avoid delving into the details that Trinity was aware would upset me. We carried on our conversation, enjoying each other's company until it was nearly time to head home.

As I settled the bill, I made sure to leave a generous tip for the waitress. With my purse and keys in hand, I stepped out of the building, Trinity right behind me. We exchanged warm hugs and sweet kisses on the cheek before parting ways.

As I approached my car, I opened the door and slid into the seat, only to feel my phone buzzing in my pocket. Pulling it out, I noticed a message from Jey, complete with a video attachment.

Joshua💵 sent a video attachment and a message

IMESSAGE 💬 Joshua💵: |video attachment| Joshua💵: i miss you so much mama

My eyes widen watching a video of him stroking his lengthy member up and down while he was moaning my name—my mouth was watering at the sight of his dick it was so long and big god I wish he was here right now.

He kept moaning my name like no other in the window didn't know I had some type of control over him while we were apart from each other.

Desiree🦋: I miss you more wish you were home rn Joshua💵: yeah? Desiree🦋: yes but Trin kept me company Joshua💵: I can see that eating food without the fam Desiree🦋: maybe if you were home you would've been able to eat with us 🤷🏽‍♀️ Joshua💵: funny little girl very funny Desiree🦋: little girl? Joshua💵: yeah you my little girl Desiree🦋: whatever Joshua💵: don't get smart Desiree Desiree🦋: or what? you can't do anything because you're so far away traveling the world Joshua💵: that ain't stopping me from beating yo' shit in if you keep talking reckless Desiree🦋: it is honestly but I digress

'When I did start becoming so bold when it comes to him?'

'The fuck Is happening to me right now?'

Joshua💵: keep on Desiree I won't hesitate to book a flight quick as hell Desiree🦋: do it then I'll be waiting 💋 Joshua💵: aight since you wanna keep playing imma see you and you better not run from me either Desiree🦋: mhmm we'll see

'What has come over me? Why was I being this way?'

'I couldn't be this way when I was Jayden,'

'Jey is breaking down my walls piece by piece,'

As I settled into the driver's seat and started the car, I placed my phone on the seat beside me. I glanced over my shoulder to ensure there were no vehicles behind me, allowing me to safely back out. With a smooth maneuver, I exited the parking lot and began my journey home.

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ JEY I found myself missing Desiree more than ever, so I decided to send her a video expressing just how much I longed for her. With work being incredibly busy due to numerous upcoming events, including the Royal Rumble, I had to stay focused and prepared. I really wanted to fly Desiree out to witness everything firsthand while I was in the thick of it all.

The way she communicated with me through our texts ignited a strong desire to rush home and be intimate with her. My libido was soaring, yet I managed to maintain my self-control.

While in the locker room, I was browsing through my social media when I noticed Desiree had shared a story. It seemed like she was looking for someone to help her pick out her outfit for work that evening. I couldn't resist sliding up to message her, expressing how much I adored the red outfit she wore; it truly accentuates her beautiful skin tone.

I noticed the door creaking open and caught sight of my twin brother Jon stepping inside, a broad smile lighting up his face. His cheerful expression instantly piqued my curiosity, prompting me to raise an eyebrow in his direction.

"What'chu all smiley for?" I questioned him.

"Trin finna let me get some play tonighhhht," he said as I rolled my eyes at him.

"Y'all are some fools honestly,"

I could hear him click his teeth as he shot me that knowing glance. "Man, you could easily book a flight to see Desiree right now, or even arrange for her to come visit you. I know this long-distance thing is really tough on both of you," Jonathan urged.

He went on to suggest, "Why not invite her to travel with you?" I had considered that possibility, but I wasn't sure if she would be interested in joining me for all the trips and being in front of the camera like that.

"I mean I could do that but I don't know if she wants to do all of due to her being at work along with the cameras in our faces every single time," I said.

"You can always ask her if she's willing to do so, so that y'all could be with each other," He wasn't wrong about that either I did miss her and so did she even if she didn't want to admit it but I know she miss me.

He went on to suggest, "Why not invite her to travel with you?" I had considered that possibility, but I wasn't sure if she would be interested in joining me for all the trips and being in front of the camera like that.

"That's crazy I'm getting some before you,"

I raised my middle finger in frustration as I opened the Expedia app to book a flight to Atlanta to see my lady tonight. Who knows, I might even swing by her workplace to surprise her.

"I'm just saying Uce could've been had this play out," Jonathan said.

"Aye, imma get some then throw it back at yo' face if you keep on Dawg," I said while having a grin on my face.

As Trin entered the locker room, she wrapped her arms around Jonathan, planting a kiss on his lips while he playfully smacked her on the backside. I couldn't help but glance up at the couple, a smile spreading across my face as I found myself wishing it was me sharing that moment with Desiree.

She approached me, and after we exchanged a handshake, she settled into the seat beside me. "Hey, Brother! I visited Desiree today before heading off to catch my flight for tonight's show," Trinity remarked.

"Yeah, I could see that eating some good food without us," I said as I looked at Jon.

"Hey, she needed some company since you're always away due to work and stuff," again she and Jon wasn't wrong I had been away for a while which I was going to fix tonight when I go see her.

"I know, Jon was telling me that I should bring her along our travels but I didn't know if she was willing too due to her working schedule,"

"Well when I was talking to her during lunch it sounded like she was missing you a lot," It made me smile knowing that she misses me. "She told me she be wearing yo' hoodies and sleep in your room instead of hers." My eyes went wide hearing that from Trinity—damn I didn't know Desiree missed me that much.

"That's a keeper Uce," Jonathan commented on while I nodded my head in agreement.

It was evident that she wanted me back home, so I went ahead and booked a flight to Atlanta for tonight. I made a promise to see her, and perhaps during my visit, I can discuss the possibility of her traveling with me.

Following my match with Drew, I quickly headed to the shower, determined to make it to the airport in time for my flight. The anticipation of seeing Desiree filled me with excitement. I longed to be close to her again, to kiss her and cherish every moment together. She was my addiction, and I couldn't wait to indulge in that feeling once more.

As I was preparing to step into the shower, a knock echoed from the locker room door. I cautiously opened it just a crack, and there stood Liv Morgan, prompting a deep sigh to escape my lips.

"What's up Liv?" I said.

"I was trying to see what you were doing tonight?" she asked—finna go see my lady at home. I rolled my eyes at her cursing underneath my breath.

"Nah I got to see my girl tonight who's waiting on me at home," I could tell by the way her expression changed that she realized I had a girlfriend who was eagerly waiting for me to return home.

I had no idea what she was up to, but I wasn't interested in any nonsense. I had important plans for the evening, and spending time with Desiree was my top priority.

"You got a girlfriend? Thought you were single?" I raised an eyebrow at her.

"Never said that, I've been taken for a couple of months now look ion gotta explain my business to you so if you could please leave," I said.

As I heard her let out a sigh before she left, I quickly closed the door behind me, running my fingers through my hair as I made my way to the shower. It puzzled me that she assumed I was single, especially since I had been in a relationship with Desiree for the past few months.

I might simply excel at keeping my personal matters private from those who don't need to be in the loop about my life.

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ OMNISCIENT Desiree was busy at work, serving drinks to the men in the club that night. They were showering her with cash, slipping bands into her outfit, and she felt a wave of relief that she wasn't on the pole tonight. Instead, she was enjoying her role as a bottle girl, and it was a refreshing change for the evening.

She eagerly anticipated Jey's return home after her shift ended tonight or by morning, just as he had promised. The longing for him weighed heavily on her heart. As she served drinks to the other men, she made her way back to the bar, engaging in conversation with Jennie, who was busy preparing the beverages.

(Desiree's Outfit)

"Girl I don't understand how all of these men come in here and become unloyal to their partners," Jennie said.

Desiree shrugged her shoulders, "honestly I don't know girl it just doesn't make sense to me, ion even like them touching me," she said.

"You got a boyfriend right? Where he at?"

Desiree placed her hand on her chin sighing deeply before speaking, "He's away for his wrestling career at the moment he supposed to come home tonight," Jennie nodded her head listening to her.

As Desiree and Jennie observed the group of men gathered by the stage, their attention fixated on the girl performing an array of impressive pole tricks, a sense of unease washed over Desiree. She couldn't shake the worry that Jayden might reappear that night, intent on confronting her about Jey.

"What about ol' dude that be coming in messing with you? Was that your ex?" she asked while Desiree nodded her head.

"Yeah, I'm just worried he'll just show up again messing with me," Desiree said.

"Hey, if he starts messing with you I'll come stab his ass in a heartbeat," Desiree chuckled at her while Jennie had put some more drinks on her tray.

(WARNING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE) Desiree approached the gentlemen with their drink order, but as she served them, she felt an unwelcome hand brush against her from behind. Instinctively, she swatted it away, only to have one of them seize her by the waist, crossing a line that should never be crossed.

"Why do you have to be so bratty?" She could recognize that voice from anywhere when she turned it was Jayden who was grabbing her like this.

She was trapped in his firm grip, unable to escape, and her eyes darted to Jennie, silently begging for assistance.

"L-let go of me...Jayden..." Desiree said as she was trying to get away from him.

"Why mama? You look so good tonight just like a slut you are," Jayden said while he was feeling up on Desiree.

Desiree was overwhelmed with a sense of helplessness, unsure of how to respond in that moment. She felt utterly alone, with no one to defend her, not even Jey. As Jayden's hands roamed over her, his friends merely looked on, compounding her distress.

Tears welled up in her eyes as he inappropriately caressed her, his kisses trailing along her neck, attempting to assert his claim over her once more.

Tears flowed down her cheeks as she struggled to escape his grasp. "Get off me!" she yelled, driving her elbow into his throat as she pushed herself off his lap. Just then, one of his friends seized her hair, pulling it harshly from behind.

Jayden stood up from his chair, drawing the attention of everyone nearby as they observed the unfolding scene. He seized her chin firmly, lifting his right hand with the intent to strike her across the face, simultaneously delivering a harsh blow to her stomach, causing her to flinch in agony.

"This is what happens to sluts like yourself Desi, what did I say in the beginning about if you find someone new I'll fuck you up," the way he was sending threatening remarks towards her way.

"P-please..." Desiree was pleading desperately, wishing for everything to come to an end. It was at that moment that Jennie forcefully shoved one of her friends away from her.

Desiree took a moment to escape from Jayden, making her way behind the bar as she waited for the situation to resolve. She noticed her nose was running, a warm sensation trickling down.

She noticed blood on her fingers, which sent her anxiety spiraling as she realized it was coming from her face. Rushing to the bathroom, she desperately sought tissue to wipe away the evidence of her distress.

Desiree returned to find Jennie on the ground, struggling for breath as one of Jayden's friends had her in a chokehold. Meanwhile, Jayden approached Desiree, seizing her by the hair once more, his gaze fixed on the scene of Jennie's distress.

"You see what happens when you don't obey? Look at yo' friend being choked out Desi so why don't come back to me," Jayden whispered in her ear which sent shivers down her spine.

"It seems like we have a problem here?" Desiree instantly identified that deep, raspy voice, a sound she could recognize no matter where her gaze fell. It belonged to the man she truly loved and missed dearly.

Jey stood there, holding a vibrant bouquet of red roses—her favorite flowers. He gently set them down beside the available couch, and their eyes met. In that moment, she silently pleaded for him to come and rescue her.

Jayden yanked her hair again, making her whimper in agony. Meanwhile, Jey approached him, but his friends stepped in to obstruct his path. Undeterred, Jey forcefully shoved them aside, sending them stumbling back, and confronted Jayden directly.

(WARNING OVER)

"You might wanna let her the fuck go or I'll fuck you and yo' homeboys up," Jey threatened seeing Jayden scoffing at him.

He released her hair and found himself staring directly into Jey's eyes, creating a tense standoff between them. Jey's gaze fell upon Desiree's distressed face, noting her bruised nose, which caused his heart to ache for her suffering.

He struck Jayden squarely in the face, sending him crashing to the ground, clutching his face in agony. As Jayden looked up, he saw Jey looming over him, unleashing a relentless barrage of blows, each one a reflection of the suffering he had inflicted on Desiree.

Desiree watched in disbelief as he relentlessly pounded on Jayden, while one of his friends struggled to pull him away. At the same time, Jennie had wrapped her hands around Jayden's throat, intensifying the chaos of the moment.

Her breath quickened as memories of Jayden's violence flooded her mind, the painful bruises marking her body and face resurfacing vividly. Her vision blurred, and she felt herself sway, desperately reaching for something to steady herself.

The sight of blood made her heart race, as she watched Jennie strangle one of his boys, while Desiree struggled to catch her breath, her heavy gasps filling the air.

Desiree suddenly fell to the ground, and as darkness enveloped her, Jey noticed her collapse. Instantly, he ceased his relentless assault on Jayden and rushed to her side.

"Desiree? Hey? Mama!" He cried out, cradling her in his arms, completely oblivious to Jayden; his sole concern was for Desiree.

He muttered a string of curses under his breath as he cradled her in his arms, all while clutching the flowers he had brought for her, making his way to the car.

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ Desiree stirred from her unconsciousness, her breath coming in heavy gasps as she sat up, trembling. Jey rushed to her side, enveloping her in his warm embrace. She clung to him tightly, finding solace in his presence, while he softly murmured sweet reassurances in her ear, soothing her fears and bringing her comfort.

"I'm here mama, it's okay just breathe I'm right here," Jey reassured her while placing tender kisses on her face and lips.

She clung to him as if he were her anchor, her body relaxing completely in his embrace. As she looked up at him with her soft, delicate eyes, he returned her gaze, his thumb gently stroking her cheeks in a tender caress.

He drew her face nearer, pressing his gentle lips against her full ones. She melted into the kiss, wrapping her arms around his neck while straddling him. Jey held her hips tightly, ensuring their lips remained locked in an intimate embrace.

Desiree started to move her hips in rhythm with his, feeling the intensity of his arousal as he thrust upward, making it clear just how much he desired her.

He pressed his lips against her neck, drawing in her scent like a wolf claiming his Luna, knowing she was his forever. Jey vowed to protect her from any threat, inhaling the comforting aroma of vanilla and milk that enveloped her. As he kissed every inch of her body, her soft moans filled the air, a melody of pleasure that only deepened their connection.

"Josh...please...I need it...I need you papa..." she begged as they looked into each other's eyes.

"I'm right here mama, lemme' give you want you need baby," he said softly.

As they slowly removed each other's clothing, they found themselves completely bare. Desiree continued to move sensually on his lap, and their lips met again in a fervent kiss, igniting the passion between them.

Jey had Desiree in a David copper field position holding her legs in place while swirling his tongue around her bud pulling on it in the process which caused her to grip onto his mullet moaning his name.

It was music to his ears just to hear her pretty voice moaning his name he gazed up at her seeing her gripping onto the sheets tightly, he kissed her inner thighs before going back in keeping her in place so that she wouldn't escape.

That's when he sticked two fingers inside of her pumping them in and out of her leaving her mouth wide open.

"Oh my god, Josh..." Desiree moaned.

"Mhm...this belongs to me mama.." he breathed through her while he continued to lap his tongue in her empty hole.

Desiree knew that this was the man that she wanted and only wanted he proved himself so many times during these months especially whenever he would come home to see her and love on her like she was the only girl in the world.

As she continued to feel his tongue lapping around her clit, Jey proceeded to drive his fingers inside her moist cunt, twisting them up into a "c" and hitting her g-spot so well that she had to roll her eyes.

She pressed his head down further causing him to chuckle at her gazing up at her, "Greedy little girl huh?" he teases at her.

She could feel a pit rising in her stomach as he continued to push his fingers in and out of her moist pussy. She could also hear Jey moaning beneath her, which sent vibrations down her pussy.

Her toes were curling while tightening her legs knowing that she was close.

"I'm close Josh...I'm close..." she warned him.

Desiree ran her finger through his curls throwing her head back only the pillow while his tongue was working magic on her.

"C'mon make a mess on me baby, I want it all," he encouraged her.

She knew Jey wasn't finished with her, but it was all it needed to let out a loud moan and drive her hips forward until her cream neatly coated his face.

He lifted his face from between her legs, kissing all over her body as she felt his erect dick against her wet cunt, gripping both of her breasts, running his tongue around the nipples, and passionately sucking them.

Giving that "pop" sensation before leaning down for a kiss, making her taste herself on his lips, he began to line himself inside of her entrance while Desiree watched him do so. When he pushed his length inside of her, they both let out a gentle murmur.

Jey planted delicate tender kisses on her neck, giving her his deep long strokes while she played in his hair, feeling every inch of him; this sex was completely different from what they usually do together.

After everything she had gone through tonight, he wanted nothing more than to passionately make love to her in the way she required. He hid his face between her neck, sucking on it, while she put her arms around his neck, moaning gently in his ear.

"Fuck. Josh, fuck..." she moaned pressing kisses on his cheek and neck.

"What mama? This feels good?" Jey cooed at her.

"Yes, so fucking good, shit," He smirked between her neck, pushing his dick in and out of her while feeling her clench around him.

Her legs were over his shoulders, driving his dick deeper inside of her and felt her cervix, causing her to gasp as her eyes rolled back in her mind.

Jey kissed her temple and looked into her brown eyes, watching her crumble beneath him. His hand firmly held her throat and began pummeling her insides in while she fought to push him away, but he wouldn't let her.

"Un-un, take this dick like a good angel you're baby," he grunted softly with a slight growl coming from his lips.

"I-I can't J-Josh...fuckkk," her gaze never left his feeling all of this painful pleasure that's going on in her insides making her mind feel fuzzy.

"Take.this.dick." He said between every single thrust he gave her all you could hear were skins slapping against each other for the whole room to hear.

Desiree clutched on to the sheets behind her, feeling another orgasm building on by the second as a result of his forceful strokes, which she enjoyed.

"Open your mouth mama," she obeyed him opening her mouth in the process as he spit inside of it while tongue kissing her down.

Allowing all of the salvia to drip from their lips as he swirled his hips, hitting her g-spot and prompting her to tug on his mullet, craving for more.

Jey loved her like no other, and he knew he was better than Jayden or anyone else she had dealt with before he came into the scene. He could feel her close as he began to pound her warm pussy, causing her to arch her back and scream his name.

"Joshuaaaaa, fuckkkk,"

"Mhm, look at you taking daddy's big dick like a good girl, this my pussy mama?" Jey moaned.

Desiree managed to breathe out, "Y-yes...it's all yours Josh...it's fucking yours," Jey loved the sight over her breast bouncing towards his movements.

"You fucking mine right? Tell daddy who you belong to in this motha-fuka mama,"

His dominance turned her on so much she couldn't even comprehend what was being asked of her she was to busy worrying about cumming on this man, she whined feeling a slight sting on her right ass cheek signaling that he spanked her. "I'm yours daddy! All yours fuck...I'm finna cum again.."

That's where he leaned in closer placing a kiss on her cheek whispering in her ear, "Gon' ahead make a mess on daddy, imma nut all in that pussy. you want daddy's nut baby?" His raspy voice was sending shock waves down her spine while nodding her head.

His hand gripped her throat more tightly a bit not hurting as his dick was hitting her cervix seeing her mouth parted open feeling his dick twitch inside of her.

"C'mon princess...you got it..baby..." His hand pressed against her stomach as she dug her fingers into his skin, causing him to hiss in pain, but he didn't mind watching her shake beneath him as she came all over him, coating his dick with her essence.

He looked down and saw all of her white cream around his dick, feeling her body tremble and tears streaming down her cheeks from the intense orgasm she had just had. His thumb wiped her tears away, telling her that she did a good job, a really good job, and giving her all the praises she wanted to hear.

Jey's dick twitched again, feeling like he was about to pop inside her gushy insides as sweat dripped from his toned skin, causing his tribal tattoos to shimmer.

He cursed underneath his breath throwing his head back in pleasure, "shit...I'm finna nut baby...fuckkkk," He thrusted his hips one last time before letting his warm seeds sky rocket inside of her warm walls coating them so well while they both let out a satisfying groan at the sensation.

Desiree had never felt so full in her life, breathing heavily up and down while Jey did the same, lying against her chest and hearing her heartbeat settle.

Desiree and Jey remained in that intimate embrace for some time, with Desiree gently toying with Jey's hair while Jey lovingly massaged her thighs in soothing circles.

Jey began to speak, "I missed you so much baby, I'm sorry I didn't come in time when all of that was happening to you," Jey said gazing up at her with his puppy eyes.

"It's okay as long as you were there before anything else could happen that's all that matters to me papa," Desiree said caressing his face gently.

Desiree experienced a sense of longing as Jey withdrew from her, a soft whine escaping her lips at the sudden void. He chuckled softly, leaning in to capture her lips in a kiss, and she eagerly reciprocated, drawn to him once more.

"C'mon let's go take a bath together baby," Jey carried Desiree towards the bathroom to take a bath together.

 The remainder of the night was filled with tender cuddles and sweet kisses, as Desiree basked in the warmth of the healthy love she had longed for.

'Why is he so different from him?'

'The way he protected me tonight meant something to me,'

'Fuck Desiree you're actually in love with this man,'

NOVACANE

A/n: ouuuuuu lawd I honestly believe Desiree is starting to realize that Jey loves her and only her, I'm glad Jayden got his ass whooped fr fr.

But I hope yall enjoy this chapter lmk in the comments below.

STAY UCEY.

[1ckyros1e]

!PLEASE READ!

Rosie • 20 • nb pussyhaver (they/them) • switch • happily taken irl!!

Welcome to my little corner of the internet!

I’ve been lurking about for a while and finally decided to say screw it and join in!

First and foremost, if I see a single minor or ageless blog, you WILL be blocked!

Second, this blog is a fantasy space - anyone comes at me to try and incite some irl shit and you’re getting blocked AND reported <3

With that out of the way, let’s get to know one another a little more!

This will be a scenario/rp blog! I’ll post whatever’s in my nasty brain, but feel free to DM me about RP or requests, or use my ask box! Of course, the same rules as above applies to those, too!

My Definite Interests: breeding, tetaro (monster fucking, insects, tentacles/worms), inflation (pref. slime, water, blueberry, magic), feederism (stuffing, rapid wg), preg (alien, hyper, perma, rapid, titpreg), ovipos, intox, 1nc3st, infestation/parasite, dubcon, f0rced breeding (babytrapping), corruption kink, obsessive/yandere vibes, hyperfertile, hucow, lactation

My “Sometimes” Interests: femdom, cnc/noncon, f0rced breeding (during cnc/noncon) transformation, misgendering (prefer being called she/her when taking a hard sub role), pain (stretching/force), piss inflation, mindbreaking, s0mno (fucking and breeding), dykebreaking

My Hard Limits: scat, any piss scenario that isn’t inflation, raceplay, detrans (self/others), underage/p3d0, miscarriage/abortion, discussing irl trauma (in a kink context, i’m fine with a lil vent!)

Some Things You Can Call Me: lil sis, slut, slag, skank, bimbo, breeder, broodmare, incubator, miss, ma’am, mommy, big sis

Please do come back and check this list from time to time as I will update it based on current preferences!

And whilst I’m at it, here’s a guide to my tags:

1ckyros1e - covers all of my posts

ros1ebakedrants - covers everything i say whilst high, i do hope no one uses that against me 👀

ros1eh0rnyth0ughts - covers everything i say when i’m horny, and just my generally horny little thoughts

ros1es1nc3stfam - covers blurbs and writing about an incest family dynamic, something i intend to turn into a faux “irl” type deal

ros1ey@ps - covers all of my miscellaneous yapping that isn’t done whilst high or horny, or not strongly anyways!!

ros1ewr1tes - covers all of my writing

A Few Other Things:

Please feel free to ask about anything not listed! No guarantees I’ll be interested, of course, but there’s always more to learn!

Be patient with me with replies, I have the worst habit of taking on too much and may burn out! I also have studies to keep up with, and I ask that you respect that my degree and my mental health will take priority over this account!

I can be quite picky with my absolute favourites in terms of my kinks, so feel free to ask if you’re curious! I enjoy all aspects/scenarios of those listed above, but everyone’s got their ideal fantasy, no?

I think that’s all for now! Feel free to browse, ask and DM!

[yakutarts]

My first commission of the entire fucking year.

Explanation why this has the Undertale tag under the cut ⬇️

This is a Discord commission for Reef, thank you so much for commissioning me, it truly means a lot and it has been a really long time since I drew for someone else. ♥️

Wtf this has to do with Undertale? This is a dragonized version of the client’s OC, Pearl. She’s a ship child of Dream and Blue, for further context, see this post. Basically his OC if she was a “dragon” like Dream and Nightmare (Dragon is between “” cuz they are not actual dragons, because that wasn’t what I intended while creating the designs, it isn’t a “them but dragons AU”, but a “Them if they didn’t had skeleton vessels AU”. But I will continue use the term because it stuck and it’s the most simple way to describe them.)

BOY do I have things to yap about this. It’s been SO LONG since my last client (August 2023), and I was actually a little nervous, worried that it might not look good but it turned out quite amazing! There is no better motivator like money! /hj

The top 3 hardest parts of making this was figuring out how to place the neck and back plates and how they are going to overlap each other, the neck angle and how it bends was not helping at all lol, had to revise it 3 times to make sure it was right. Tried to make them pearl shaped while having some resemblance to Dream’s plate design since that’s his child and all.

Second hardest part was the coloring, since this is a custom design and my reference was a skeleton, I had to cook some shit up. I spent some hot time wandering how I should color this without making it look boring, this is a flat body comm so I had to figure out how to make it look interesting without shading everything so it wouldn’t look bland. Coloring with watercolor made it easier, more textured. Decided to pick a gradient between green and blue, in the beginning it kinda felt like I was coloring a beach. The underbelly was actually gold before it got changed to pale yellow, the star pattern, white freckles and the darker color in the plates is what made it stand out the most.

The last hardest part of this was resisting the urge to shade it, cuz damn I really wanted to.

But well, that’s pretty much it! I hope to get more clients with more frequency, instead of 1 every six months or I this case 1 per year 💀.

Honestly I have been really happy with everything so far, I really like the UTMV community and I get fuzzy feelings at the thought that somebody liked my “true form apple twins” AU so much that they diced to commission me a piece based on that idea. It really means everything to me after the things I have been through (dw about it).

ALSO ALSO! Since this is a Dreamberry ship child, during the whole commission, start to finish, I could only think about this /j :

Yes I made this yes I hyper focused on making this right after I finished the main drawing no I’m not normal.

Pearl belongs to Reef

Dreamtale belongs to @ Jokublog

Ink!sans belongs to @ Myebi / @ Comyet

Swap!sans created by PopcornPrince / now Community Owned

True Form AU / Designs belong to me ( @ yakutarts)

[wongyuseokie]

Sleep Talking | l.s.m

Summary: Your boyfriend has a habit of talking in his sleep, and usually, it’s something very random, but tonight? He mumbled that he loved you in his sleep. 

☆ 18+ minors dni |☀︎fluff |  ♥ completed works

Word Count:  925 words

Pairings: Lee Seokmin x Female Reader 

Genre/Trope(s)/AUs: Fluff

Content Warnings: One mention of food, and it’s so fucking fluffy, this is just me in my Seokrot and I’m in pain. I don’t even think it’s a Seokrot phase anymore. I’m just in it, and I can’t escape.  

Authors Note: This fic was inspired by the Weverse post where DK sleep-talked and wanted to party in his sleep (I swear this man is smth else). I also said I wouldn’t write this because I do not have any time, but here we are. 

Authors Note 2: @gyuwoncheol, for fueling my delulu self. I love you, my darling and @seungkwansphd for hearing me yap about this too.

Tagging: @aaniag @onlyseokmins @cheollipop @the-boy-meets-evil because let's suffer together, my Seok fans.

© wongyuseokie 2023. All rights reserved.

“So, Seok, you were ready to party in your dream?” You asked your boyfriend. 

“You saw the post?” Seokmin asked, and you grinned at him. Your boyfriend had just posted an audio recording of him sleep-talking where he was more than ready to party. 

“I should just stay awake a little longer tonight to see if I can record you saying something funny or blackmail worthy,” you teased, making Seokmin pout. 

“Kidding,” you giggled as you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him into a soft kiss. 

“So it’s our first time spending the night together,” Seokmin mumbled. 

“Yeah, it is,” you added shyly, hiding your face in his chest. 

“Look, if it makes you uncomfortable or anything at any time, tell me, okay? I’ll take the couch,” Seokmin offered, making your heart swell at his thoughtfulness. 

“I will, but I doubt you could ever make me feel uncomfortable,” you said honestly. 

You always took at least an hour or two to fall asleep; even if you were in bed by 10 p.m., you wouldn’t be asleep before midnight. It’s just how you were, but tonight, you were grateful for this because you eagerly hoped to hear your boyfriend say something funny in his sleep and record him. 

You noticed him starting to stir in his sleep. His arm, which was slung across your waist, pulled you in closer, and you could hear him begin to mumble ever so faintly. You grabbed your phone, making sure you’d be able to record him. 

You were about to press record when you heard him faintly; his voice was so soft that you could have almost missed it, but you were eternally grateful that you didn’t. 

“I love you, Y/N.” 

You almost dropped your phone on his face when you heard his confession. You wanted to wake him up and say those three words back to him, but instead, you thought of a plan and placed your phone back onto your nightstand, curled up to his touch and fell asleep with a huge grin. 

“Morning, handsome,” you greeted Seokmin the following day as he walked into the kitchen, his hair still wet from his shower. 

“Wow, look at all this food!” Seokmin exclaimed when he saw the various breakfast options on the kitchen island. 

“Is this all for us?” Seokmin asked, his eyes wide, and you nodded at him. 

“Baby, this is all so amazing, but you didn’t have to go through all this trouble!” Seokmin pouted, feeling bad that you did so much work. 

“I just wanted to show my love for you and thank you for being the sweetest boyfriend ever,” you admitted, and Seokmin grinned at you shyly. 

“Love?” Seokmin asked. 

“Yes, my love?” You teased, making him roll his eyes playfully at you. 

“No, you said you wanted to show your love for me?” Seokmin asked, his voice nervous and unsure. 

“Yeah, Seok,” you mumbled shyly, looking down at your feet before looking up. 

“I love you too,” you added, looking up at him. 

“Too?” Seokmin exclaimed, and you mistook his tone for confusion. 

“Oh, um, no, it’s just you said you loved me in your sleep last night, and I thought I’d say it back to you like this, but I guess maybe I read into your words too much; you were asleep,” you rambled, as Seokmin’s eyes grew wider with each word. 

“I confessed to you in my sleep?” Seokmin asked, and you nodded.

“Yeah, but you were asleep; just ignore what I said if it’s too soon. I don’t want to overstep or make you worry. Just pretend the last few minutes didn’t happen?” You offered, panicking slightly. 

“Nope!” Seokmin said as he ran off back to the bedroom. You could only worry, thinking that you had scared your boyfriend off. You waited a couple of minutes before you decided to follow after him. 

“Here!” Seokmin said, running back into the kitchen, huffing slightly with a rose in his hand. 

“Uh? Seok?” You asked. It was now your turn to be confused. 

“I love you. I just wanted the first time I said it to be more elaborate and special, and not in my sleep, but I meant every word. I love you, my baby,” Seokmin confessed, making you let out a sigh of relief, and you ran into his arms. 

“I love you too,” you mumbled into his chest, and you looked up at him, he leaned down, and your lips met in a gentle and tender kiss. The soft brush of your lips against each other sent shivers down your spine.

His lips were warm and inviting, and you could taste the subtle hint of the sweet, unspoken words that had been hanging in the air between you. You close your eyes, savouring the sensation, and lose yourself in the kiss.

Your bodies drew closer, and your arms encircle each other, pulling you nearer. The world disappears, and all that matters is this moment. It's a kiss filled with passion, a kiss that speaks of all the emotions you've been holding back.

“Seok?” You asked breathlessly as you pulled away from the kiss. 

“Yeah?” 

“Did you yank this rose out from my rose bush? The one I have been trying to grow?” You asked, narrowing your eyes at me. 

“Love forgives all!” Seokmin yelled dramatically, making you laugh. 

“It does, right?” Seokmin asked gently, and you smiled fondly at him. 

“Yes, but no more killing my plants, okay?” 

“Yes, no more dead plants!” 

[mehoymalloy]

What attracts you to Imotohan? Idk if I get it yet….

One day I should make, like, a ship manifesto...

Today is not that day; instead, you get a collection of references to other posts that I found when I couldn't sleep last night.

Reason Number 1: I really like enemies to lovers as a trope.

I always have, ever since I started reading fanfic way back in the day with Kim/Shego lol. But I especially love when two characters allow me to totally buck the more traditional power dynamics of one party having all the power while the other has none, which I find boring and not at all fun to explore.

At first glance, Otohan does have the upper hand a lot of the time in their dynamic (I mean, hell, they start out by slaughtering half of Imogen's friends and the love of her life). But it’s pretty easy (and very fun) to give Imogen opportunities to be on equal footing with Otohan or even surpass them entirely. And the Tension that comes with exploring two characters who hate each other but can’t help but be attracted to each other is just what I find the most interesting and fun to explore in my own writing in particular.

Sources (lol):

Cool Art that really HITS with the Enemies aspect.

Would also be remiss if I didn't plug Shamie’s art, who has created So Much art because I throw money at her every chance I get. Just scroll her whole otohan thull tag, you won't regret it.

Good Thoughts with my own tiny addition about shipping culture in general.

A nice little ask about characterization and violence.

Reason Number 2: They’re obsessed with each other.

To the point that the cast themself see it and take advantage of it in-game (see here, when Sam pulled 'the one you're so keen to meet with' out of his ass, assumedly failed a deception check, and yet Otohan still either humored them or just zeroed in on 'Imogen? Where's Imogen? Tell me where Imogen is' anyway like a fucking simp.)

Otohan in particular also displays a frankly terrifying amount of ‘care’ and effort in getting Imogen to exalt in the battle at Bassuras, which I talk more about here. It’s what kicked off my intrigue with this ship and got me to try my hand and writing them (and then never stopped, as you can see).

Imogen, for her part, is just understandably terrified of but also constantly infuriated with Otohan (shitpost that shows that well). She says Otohan’s name with such vitriol and I adore her for it. Very ‘I’m gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth’ energy.

Here’s some video clips that show off their actual in-game dynamic really well, this one brilliantly set to My Kink is Karma (thank you @corkulous) and another to Death of Me (a million thanks to @lavendertheys).

Reason Number 3: They push each other’s buttons really damn well.

Arguably the most important thing in a ship for me after Tension.

We saw Otohan lose their patience exactly once, in my opinion, during the final battle when they called Imogen a ‘bitch,’ and as I said in this post, I think Imogen deserved so many more opportunities to rile Otohan up like that, especially in actual conversation as opposed to combat. She’s just so good at it, by golly, and if I can't see it in canon I can at least write about it.

And I mean, Otohan got Imogen to exalt (the only time she has done so, to my knowledge) and blow up a whole city block; I think it's safe to say they can get under her skin if they work at it, and I wish they had even more horrible opportunities to do so in canon before they kicked the bucket.

Anyways, that's the gist of what attracts me to Imotohan. If you don't get it, then the ship might just not be for you, which is totally fine—to each their own! Thanks for giving me an excuse to yap about themb~

[lil-vibes]

Hi! Sorry for notification spamming you but wanted to tell you that your TROD tags made me lol, I LOVE your art so much and I’m interested in your AU too. Anyway, love your blog!

P.S. maybe I missed it but you said somewhere that your Narinder was pretty messed up for a few years post revival. Could you give some more details on that? Did he try to hurt them? Who had to take care of him, the lamb? What’s been the downstream effects? Basically, how is this cat still messed up lol.

dont be! everytime i get a notification i go yuppiee!!! im glad you enjoy my art :DD

okay okay its prime yap time under the cut oof i love my fucked up cat sm

Lambert, mainly, took care of him! They made sure that every comfort he needed was provided and were worried out of their mind the entire time. Their disciples helped watch over Narinder when he was unconscious, just so he wouldn't bolt the moment he awoke, and Witness Allocer stitched some of his wound and prepared a special painkiller blend for him. (in my au the high priests, aka the mini bosses, and the witnesses were very close to the bishops! Allocer made the same painkillers for Shamura as well.)

Okay so obviously his wrists and ankles were pretty fucked up from being chained for a thousand years and he's got a lot of internal damage as well bc some of the chains went through him (og Stychu hc that I adopted bc it's so good). Also just general wounds from the final fight and the unfathomable pain of shrinking down from his godly form.

Upon being spared, he did attack them in a post battle adrenaline and hate fueled delirium, right on the indoctrination stone and not only broke his arm (bc he put too much weight on it), but probably gave himself a heavy concussions by slamming his head on said stone seconds after the break happened lmao. After waking up in,,, just a Haze of agony he tried to get up and run away bc he was scared that the lamb would just keep him existing in this special Purgatory and shattered his opposite calf so there's that as well. Unlucky tbh

He bleeds like,,, constantly. All of the time, for literal years on end. From his eyes mostly, but also nose and ears and he throws up ichor a lot in the beginning as well bc his body is adjusting rapidly to being smaller and there's just No Space for the ichor to go, other than out. He’s constantly exhausted and spends a lot of time sleeping, and is very frail physically, if snapping two bones by simply putting weight on them didn't make it obvious enough lol

All and all not a great shape to be in, but! His wounds aren't actually what caused him to be bedridden for so long. It was the fact that he no longer saw himself as a god while still being one and suffering injuries befitting of one!

His body/the Red Crown isn't healing him as much as it’s literally regenerating parts of itself while he suffers everything that comes with that, alongside being out of the Veil/Gateway for the first time in forever and emotionally dealing with the deaths of his acolytes and the supposed betrayal of the one he allowed himself to trust after his family. In fact, Narinder barely heals at all for a while bc he was just mentally stopping the process. And also unconscious for a lot of it.

The other big reason is that god hearts are a great power source, but his heart has been in Lambert's chest since Silk Cradle. So he is Struggling ™ but he’d actually rather die than take his heart back he’s a simp like that smh

After he inevitably breaks and he and Lambert finally talk, he gradually starts seeing himself as a person again and his healing process gets easier. He still has chronic pain for his joints but eventually everything else heals alright :3

On a side note, his siblings bleed excessively and are disoriented for the first couple of days but are ultimately fine within the week. They are kind of horrified to learn that their brother is STILL struggling with the side effects of his imprisonment

[sturniolo-rat]

✨Chris Sturniolo Headcanons✨

For Black Girls✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

💋 Chris loves black girls

I’m sorry but in my head Chris prefers black girls. Like Atlanta Georgia black girls… thick, dark, dressed to the nines, hair done, acrylic nails 💅🏽💅🏾💅🏿absolute fucking queens. Like I don’t describe Y/N in any way but best believe if it’s a Chris fic she’s black to me.

💋 He sees fucking hates racists

This doesn’t actually need to be said but I figured We’d get this out of the way first. Chris definitely listens to you when you talk about race issues so he knows all about micro aggressions. He always notices them and stands up for you every time. “Baby, if anyone says that shit to you again I’m gonna catch an assault charge!”

💋 He owns silk sheets

This man most definitely would buy a full set of silk sheets after you sleep over his house for the first time and he notices you brought your own satin/silk pillowcase. He doesn’t realize it’s for your hair until he surprises you with them the next time you sleep over and you tell him. “Oh, I just thought you were being bougie.” Then he buys more sets of them because he decides to throw away all his cotton sheets.

💋 He learns your hair care routine

Chris is the only white person you trust to touch your hair. He makes taking care of your hair into a really loving and intimate experience. If you’re in the bath he adds epsom salts, sets up candles, and does a bunch of stuff to set the mood. “You have any music requests, Mama? If not I’m probably just gonna put on the sexy time playlist.” He sits out side of the bath and takes his time washing and conditioning your hair making sure to detangle and section it the way you taught him. He does the same thing when you’re in the shower except he stops occasionally to pull you close and feel you up. “Come here, Baby. You’re so fuckin’ pretty and you smell so nice and clean. I just can’t resist.”

💋 He sits with you when you’re getting your hair braided and brings you snacks

Before your appointment he packs you a lunch bag full of snacks for the both of you because of course he’s coming with you. “Alright, Baby, we’ve got Doritos, McDonald’s chicken nuggets, and a shit ton of candy. We’re all set to go.” If you think he’s not gonna come when you’re gonna be in the chair unable to get away from his yapping you are sorely mistaken. He’s always keeping everyone entertained and happy. “What’s up ladies! You have any tea for me today.” It’s just him feeding you snacks and having silly conversations with you and the person doing your hair. If you ever show up to your appointment without him everyone misses him.

💋 He pays for your acrylics

He insists on giving you the money every two weeks because he’s just “helping to keep his princess feeling pretty” He also likes to help you figure out designs and themes nails. He sends you random texts with nail inspo all the time. “I know a zoo theme seems extra, but let me cook, Mama!” I’m certain that he makes you get a C for Chris on one of your nails every time you get new set. This probably isn’t exclusive to black girls but like as a black person who gets their nails done I like to go all out on the designs and shit gets expensive.

💋 You convince him to wear a durag

He only agrees to do it one time in the house. You use the situation to teach him its use and significance in black hair care. It takes him a few tries and you have to demonstrate it a lot but eventually he is able to put it on correctly and he looks super cute. Not cute in a “this is a good look for you” kind of way, but in an aww “the little white boy is engaging in cultural appreciation” type of way. “I think if anyone saw me like this I would get cancelled.”

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[yourlocalartsonist]

MONTHLY MFIP UPDATE✨✨

9/24 | Month 2 | Next Month | Month 1

Hey folks 🦐 I finally got the chance to make this month’s MFIP Update cuz god damn life was kicking my ass. College is fine for the most part tbh, just a lot of reading and writing cuz of the specific classes I chose. HOWEVER I have 💥FUCKING PMDD💥 so um skill issue on my part but it’s why I’ve been kinda exhausted as shit this week and was late with the update so my bad folks! (Also for more info on PMDD, click here! I don’t wanna spend this post yapping about it but wanted to leave a resource to spread awareness just in case :3). Also, Imma be tagging some of y'all who have been reading/supporting MFIP consistently just for this post, so yk you guys actually know these updates exist. I was gonna do that for the first ever update but as with many things, I forgor, so I'm doing it now! They’re supposed to come out on the 18th of every month, but yk sometimes life happens and I’m a lil late. It won’t be any earlier than the 18th tho so look out for these once it hits that date! Anywho, cheers to this month’s update!

Alrighty folks we be starting with the Art~!

Alrighty so obvious new thing, WE GOT RAPH’S REF SHEEEEEEEET TEEHEEEEEEE

BRO IM SO HYPE ABOUT IT! It turned out so genuinely amazing and I’m ridiculously proud of it! Especially cuz I honestly thought Raph was gonna be a harder design to figure out yk? I’m not used to drawing his body type, I wasn’t as familiar with his outfit, and even tho I’ve sketched him a few times before, I was just a bit nervous with Raph. Funfact, he’s also been the hardest to figure out how to write back when I was first starting MFIP. I genuinely don’t know why, but I got there eventually (I actually really love writing him now—) and same thing happened with his design!

Since MFIP’s taking place a few months after the Krang invasion, i’m able to take creative liberties and update the boys’ designs more! For some clarification btw, in my story’s lore, the invasion took place in September 2020, and MFIP starts on March 2021. Anywhizzle, my ideas for the boys’ designs is to combine their movie look with their show look, cuz while I do LOVE the black on them, it doesn’t feel right to me to not make them still unique in their own ways. These guys are all about authenticity, so why make their gear exactly the same, ya get me? I basically recolored his show gear to be black and red (and added a lil asymmetry on his legs) cuz I think it makes Raph feel older and more sure about himself, just feels right for him! I also just think the red fade on the black is hella cool! Fun lil color theory i think application, the black is more of a really dark, inky blue, so it makes the red pop out even more! I decided to make a bow out of his mask tails, too! I don’t wanna spoil the entire lore reasoning for it yet (it’ll pop up in the story), but I can indeed say it’s intentional that it looks a little like a lunamoth with damaged tails :3 I also took a BUNCH of creative liberties with his sais’ handles, since we haven’t really seen it much so like idk gaslight yourselves into thinking it’s always been this epic✨✨

Also I gave him his shorts back because FUCK YOU I LIKED THE RED TRIMMMM—

OH I ALMOST FORGOT yes he has longer eyelashes! I saw he grows to have really pretty eyelashes in the future cuz of his turtle species, and I wanted to lean into that by showing they’re starting to grow now :3

Bullshit Gag Because Yes‼️‼️

There ain’t shit to say about this, I just pulled a silly. I saw the fact Donnie was supposed to have a “Doctor Donatello” persona in the deleted episode where Dale turns into a werewolf. I’m really heavily on the train of Leo being the team medic and into medicine in general. I don’t think it makes sense for Donnie to be the medic judging by his sensory issues and this mf being as much of a germaphobe as my mom, and in my opinion it felt too stereotypical anyway to have Donnie be the medic. Ofc, to each their own, and this is just my interpretation of it, but I thought it’d be funny if Donnie still had this persona and was passionate about it, but was like horrifically bad at being a doctor. I made this dumbass sketch that I’ll finish sometime in the future (it’s gonna be a chapter in Arc 3 probably) and I just wanted to share it with yall~

THEY’RE HUMAN NOW⁉️

My ass wanted to show off cuz I’m sketching out some ideas of what my human designs for the boys culd be. I already did Leo’s like ages ago so he’s not on here but I’m realizing as I’m typing this my dumbass forgor to post it so um my bad I will do that in a few days—

But I wanted to design (or more accurately, redesign cuz I did draw em once a while back but I’m not satisfied with them) and I think I ate so far so uh yea. There isn’t any logic to sharing this, I just thought it was cool😭

And actually, imma share them here too just so y’all can see my boy ;w;

(A lil outdated cuz I didn’t give him lips at the time)

Okay there we go~

As you can see, I want all the boys to look kinda etherial and like they'd turn heads, and I think I am SUCCEEDING SO HARD SO FAR CUZ DAMNNNN THEY'RE ALL PRETTY AS SHIIIIIIIT TEEHEE✨ Also am tryna make sure they actually look Blasian since that's what the canon of my story says they are. I'll talk about them more another time when I have all of them on here~

But yea that's all for art this time folks :> ONTO THE NEXT THINGGG

Chapter Progress Time Whoop Whoooop‼️‼️

I didn’t make much progress on anything this month due to college—again, it’s fine, but there’s a shit ton of time management going on in my part to just manage everything and make sure I’m on track—BUT I am indeed still working on chapter 10. We’re up to 20 pages now which is only two more pages written from last month, but it’s kinda cool writing Donnie and I feel like I’m getting a better understanding of him! One thing I’ve been tryna do is understand autism better as a condition cuz I do wanna acknowledge and show bro’s autism instead of just ignoring it due to a lack of understanding. Donnie ain’t Donnie without it, ya know? I don’t know everything and tbh I would say I still have A LOT to learn on the subject matter, but I’m tryna expand my knowledge every opportunity I get and experimenting with how to better show it! This is to say tho, I’M NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, NOR AN EXPERT ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM. This is what I’m finding and comprehending via my own research, and can tbh end up being wrong so please don’t quote me as a reliable source, I’m still learning ;v;

I remember one of the things I kept hearing about was autism leading people to struggle with empathy. The best way I heard it being described was someone bringing the example of when their friend was upset. That person can’t truly feel their friend’s emotions because they’re not the one experiencing it, so can’t properly understand how it’s making their friend feel. But they can see that their friend is communicating their sadness, and they still try to comfort them and make sure their friend knows they’re there for support. I understood it as bringing logic to emotions in a sense; collecting data and figuring out how to handle the situation based on the data rather than using intuition alone.

I’ve been using that to figure out how Donnie might handle more emotionally subtle situations, where he might try to rationally work through what’s happening and kinda substitute it in place of natural empathy. Like the little tidbit I gave above! Instead of just automatically being able to get vibes that the other person is upset, I felt maybe Donnie would instead notice the fact their tone is kinda different from before; it’s basically a data point. With that data point in mind, he could connect it to past experiences where a tone change could indicate a mood change, and as a result he might conclude that Salena’s tone change means she’s upset. I comprehend it as manually working through empathy rather than it being second nature, if that makes sense. Obviously and thankfully Donnie isn’t gonna spend the entire chapter playing a guessing game or anything with Salena’s emotions, it’s just one lil moment that I thought was cool challenge to myself with when writing him! I really love putting myself in the characters’ shoes when I’m writing them or their dialogue. I highly recommend it as a tool too, since it's helped me a lot with staying in character!

Last Lil Segment Y'all

Aight so, I wanted to try doing something cool if y'all are up for it. I really love rambling about my story and lore and characters blah blah blah, but I don't really know how to do so tbh. I'm not that familiar with how social medias work cuz I just never took it seriously, and I don't wanna just keep being like HEYYYYY ASK BOX IS OPENNNNN like I'm screaming from the top of the hill either. Sooooo insteaddddd

I think it'd be fun to do Q&As here! Or at least something similar. I'll open my ask box again and feel free to send any questions you want; it can be about the story, past lore, design questions, getting to know the characters, absolutely anything! Then when I'm gonna do my update for the month, I'll compile all y'all's asks, (prolly will have to tag to make sure you guys know I answered it, or if you ask anon then uh idk look out for the monthly update) and then answer them during the monthly update as the last section! I think it'll be a cool way to make this feel more interactive, and gives me an excuse to ramble. Don't be afraid to ask potentially spoilery questions either! If it's something I can't spoil yet or even give hints or vague answers about, I'll just say so in the update!

Anywhizzle, That's All Folks~!

I'm glad there was so much to talk about this month! I actually deadass thought it would be short but I should know better with my yapping' ass💀✨ But yeah, thanks for reading everyone! I hope y'all enjoy the rest of your days, and I shall see you next month~ Bye :D

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ROTTMNT: Moths Fly In Packs

[crguang]

// rain burst spoilers

tagging because i know some of yall are also new to the game and the update just came out but i need to yap to myself for a minute. about garofano specifically.

so many thoughts that need to come out, i don’t know if it’s recency bias but she’s officially my second favorite character in the game man… like i already loved her a lot after her interro and i’ve explained how she’s my type in every single way but i wasn’t expecting her to have such a big role in this event and i was really pleasantly surprised, she stole the show a bit. couldn’t focus on shit but her voice and mannerisms. im also glad to have some more info about the garden because they were always kinda blurry in my mind but to learn that they actually treat each other like family and it not only being sumire’s opinion on coquelic (her savior) warmed my heart like. sumire, who was the first character i liked in the game, talking about garo like this godddd they’re my everything. they care about each other so bad… found each other when they were all at their lowest… that’s family.

garo’s so loved. she’s soooo cherished by the people around her and it means the world to me knowing how desperately she needed a family after she lost her biological one. i understand more the fear that drives her now, because unlike how it looks like just by reading through her interro, her love is actually reciprocated. the garden all cling to each other and they’re “the only treasure she has”… to see the lengths she’s willing to go to just to assure their safety is so inspiring to me. i know we’re all like omg freaky milf and yeah she’s a freaky milf but i loved seeing how much she genuinely cares. there are sinners (cough cabernet cassia cough) who will objectify people for their own selfish needs and not necessarily give a shit about them but garo cares, her calling her loved ones “possessions” is just born out of an extreme fear of abandonment and loneliness because she loves them. she’s not surrounding herself with just anybody in order to not be alone. these people understand her, and that’s very important to her. they’re all people who have gone through something similar to what she has, who had nowhere to go and no one to turn to. she has a relationship with them. idk it was really nice to see how she thinks about her found family. this line tugged at my heartstrings fr, and the one where she’s struggling to go on due to the extreme mania contamination in her body but keeps going so she doesn’t become bait for her family and indirectly hurts them… i swoooned

she wants revenge on those who have hurt her and her loved ones but it’s not really what drives her, it’s that burning desire to protect them so they wont be used or hurt again. it all comes down to this for real, and that’s admirable to me. loved the traits that separate her from rahu; where rahu protects the innocent, garo protects her people and that’s all that matters. love how she straight up said she didnt give a fuck 😭 she’s ready to “burn in hell” for her actions if it means her loved ones are safe like shes sooo intense and i really love that about her.

i have so much shit to say about her, man. seeing her skills in action was AMAZING, especially against an s-rank sinner like rahu!!! i was lowkey cheering for her im sorry. she’s fast and dexterous with her fingers so yall know what that means hehehe hahaha i need her in me. her composure… the way it only breaks when someone mentions her family being used because of her… how quickly she regains control in a situation that has destabilized her… the mocking, teasing tone she takes with rahu even as she’s getting thrown around like a doll and her sense of humour with the dog collar she sends her like ohhhhh my god i’m obsessed. im obsessedddd there are so many moments i couldnt screenshot or else i'd have the whole event in my camera roll and also tumblr wont allow them all in one post but know that they're imprinted in my gray matter

speaking of getting thrown around like a doll— THIS EVENT STRESSED ME OUTTTTT. omg. i was so stressed out bro garo was getting hurt left and right and i was in my room like “please please please get up get up im begging youre fine walk it off” the whole time. rahu and her big ass shield like put that shit away?! slamming her around by the neck please get your hands off her immediately?!?! and then this…. i cant believe they made me read about how she’s crying and cursing as she’s getting tortured i couldnt even be horny. i was so stressed out i couldnt even goon out to her whimpering and gasping and breathing hard. see how serious this shit was?… she was barely breathing when she got corrupted by wtv the fuck those underground dudes carry around AND THEN GOT RIDDLED WITH BULLETS? AND THENNNNNNN GOT BEATEN UP BY RAHU???? OH MY DAYS. LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONEEEEEEEEEE. shit, they all got a hit on her i was SICK. paradeisos you will burn to the ground. langley hop on that helicopter before you get taken down too

and speaking of cursing…. i need aisno to never beep another curse word again. they’ve been slacking off on that front and good for me because hearing garofano swear made my day it sounds so out of place and sexy coming from her. the emphasis on “fucks” like she really hates these dudes😭😭 it’s so hot. it’s so hot man. i cant add the video on here bc tumblr is a bitch that wont let me add multiple vids in one post but i tweeted it here for those who wanna hear it, i'm usually a private acc but i felt like being public for a while lol

anyway this really was an amazing event and the #1 garo stan now

[photographerstanheight]

FIRST DEAD BODY I'VE EVER SEEN...

THEY LOOK DIFFERENT IN REAL LIFE. THEY DON'T MOVE.

Hi. I'm Adam. Adam Stanheight. 26 years old. He/Him, what else do I say... I got no goddamn clue what I am. Bi? Gay? Pan? Don't give a shit. Women are cool. Men are fucking great. Like all those kinds of people. I'm that one guy, you probably know me, from that fucking bathroom shithole or whatever. It fucking sucked. ...And now I'm here. Posting on some random website I thought was interesting, plus it's full of freaks to make fun of. What will I post exactly? No fucking idea. Cats, photos I've taken, maybe some death threats to Jigsaw... By the way Jigsaw go kill yourself. Old Prick. Anyway. Do whatever. I really don't give a shit, you wanna talk? Talk. You wanna send memes? Send memes. Make sure they're fucking funny. You wanna whine to me about how sad your sorry life is? Go right ahead. I'm not a therapist so I'll probably laugh in your face.

Everyone shut the fuck up we have a fucking art fridge now this is a new addition yes I’m serious

Art 1. (Mr Millipede ily /p)

Art 2. (Aka me kissing billy its canon)

Art 3. (Smiling friends… smiling friends save me…)

Art 4. (Me and the HOMIE!!! A COUPLE OF BFFSSS!!! Unless… WHO SAID THAT!!!!)

By the way look at my cool ass cat. Her name is Mabel.

OOC UNDER THE CUT

Frowns... Hi chat... It's me... Dew... Sighs....... I have been uncovered from the depths of hell.... sad face emoji... but hi :,]

I'm sure all my mutuals will come swarming so i'm not gonna go thru the whole junk ab pronouns or whatnot ugh... he/him just in case. also don't be weird. I am an adult and yeaes ... so yeah if i see age below 18 i will nawt be doing weird 18+ stuff BITES OWN ARM OFF

But heeeeeyyyy, I'm a chainshipping, rustynailshipping and yapping FREAK so i made this to hopefully hang out w chatters... but also i wanna bother the fuck outta apprentices and other people sorry not sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm.. what else... my writing of Adam will be that he's trans!!!!! Omg ur transgener... That is so cool... He has top surgery but not bottom surgery,, guh... girl queen pussy boss....

AAAAnd I think I'm gonna let a bit of my chaos out so expect poootentially sooome sexual schtuffs?? Yours truly has some sillies in mind as a hypersexual loser like myself... I won't make it his whole personality tho idk :P

How did Adam get out of the trap? I don't fucking know and I am too goddamn lazy to think of it rn. I'll post tho when I actually can think , puts splinters in my eyes

Tags... lame. Whatever yapyap i'm a loser and i like 2 b fan see

|📸| ~ 𝑴𝑶𝑫 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑺. - ya boy is yapping

|📸| ~ 𝑨𝑫𝑨𝑴 𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑺. - ask replies ofc

|📸| ~ 𝑨𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑺 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺. - hes talking to people waoah,...

|📸| ~ 𝑨𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑺 𝑹𝑨𝑴𝑩𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺. - he's talking!!!!! just for fun

|📸| ~ 𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑶𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑷𝑯𝑺. - beginning to roleplays perhaps idk i just like to have them

anyway erm... face reveal!!!!

[gossipgirloff1]

Jade gives me more genuine vibes idk why 🤷‍♀️

👆🏻Same! I think it‘s cause she’s not trying to be/ pretending to be someone she’s not.

She’s an influencer! And she‘s actually doing her job, producing content, being invited to things / events on her own (& not as someone‘s plus one & didn‘t she shoot a perfume/ cosmetics/ beauty store ad just now in time for the holidays?)

That’s why I feel her house of cb dress TikTok actually feels „nice“, it’s giving who she is, & therefore it makes sense that H of CB reposted it in their year review. Even the Mexico dresses all fit her (with the first green one being a bit out there), she also sticks to some stable jewelry pieces, that one can find in multiple post on her insta etc. It‘s all a very cohesive outside appearance! Young, french, slightly more playful & feminine.

She also seems to look like a book character, or what some readers envision the character to look like, according to some comments on her TikTok & she’s always very cute about interacting with said comments.

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Alexandra on the other hands is just a bit all over the place and very obviously trying to present a public picture that she doesn’t really embody in private, or at least her being all over the place at times gives that impression.

Also as someone who did study art history & now works in a big auction house (without trying to dox myself), her „art insta“ annoys me soo fucking much! At first I was like oh cute, loving the interest in art! But for god‘s sake she’s just so bad about properly naming the title, artist, museum the art works can be found in, and I’m alright with the general person not doing that, but someone who studied art history and is doing the whole „curated online art space“ spiel … that’s the bare fucking minimum! And I don’t even expect a whole new analysis of the art works,I know some people who „greatly dislike“ her took that as a reason to criticize her, but truly at some point you’ve heard ever possible description there is on an impressionist painting. (Though if she’s not even rewriting the museums description a little @museumxyz would be greatly appreciated)

Btw, at the start I actually did comment the artist or museum on a few of her posts. 😐 and another comment she liked 😬🙈 „calling out“ (can’t think of a better word) someone for being all oh your so knowledgeable about art, I’m not, where to even start can you share some. My answer was basically do your own research, look up museums, follow them on social media, find what you like. Don’t even know if the comment still exists (might have to delete it afterwards, as I’m not trying to dox myself). That was pretty much at the start & before her private insta turned public, my analysis of this will follow in the yapping somewhere down there 👇🏻 (I’m so fucking sorry for yapping soo much!)

As to why I think she doesn’t really align with her public person. I guess at the start she just was the next new thing for Charles a replacement fling (cause him & Charlotte have been soo over way before the last race, the vibes had been of since late summer or the public announcement, & that was only done to make it public and avoid any major controversy/ questions e.g. Lando/ Luisa) that’s why she was never really seen until Monaco.

Interlude: What I found really eyebrow raising though is how fast people clocked who she was, like full on name/ insta handle etc. So either herself mostly through some friends or someone who really couldn’t stand her made that public. I mean sure people full on stalk him, but that was a bit too crazy fast. And that one insta account tagging everyone in Charles life, from friend to family & even his management, in posts about a brunette that barley looked anything like Alex, saying she’s a prostitute. That one got blocked pretty fast tough, equally some crazy stuff.

I think by Monaco the fling was more serious for Charles (who as much as I appreciate him as a driver & person, just can’t be single to safe his life), she can be around all the time/ seems to put her life/ family/ friends on the backburner for him. All amazing things to have if one wants to stick to a man who’s job makes him travel 80% of the year. And loose yourself in the process unless your a confident woman, strong woman, who has her own life. Unfortunately that does not apply to most sports wags.

So since it got more „serious“ in Charles version of serious by Monaco & Monaco is always crazy intrusive into his life, he did the nice little APM/ Hello France (was is?) interview & was all „en couple“ giving that whole things some public validation.

Interlude: at that time I found that white Meshki dress video so hella intrusive, now I’m asking myself who actually did film it? Was that really just a „fan“ who happened about her on the street? (And in Monaco there unfortunately enough crazy f1 driver stalkers, do you guys remember them ringing on Charles‘s door?) Because the way it ended up on Meshiki‘s social media Channels (and sure they tend to repost a lot & fans got her crazy exposure that day) got me a bit hm… 🤔

After Monaco with all been there she appeared more, got her name on the f1 broadcast, made her insta public & did a fuckton of ads that were never ads.

And here we finally arrive at the point I tell you why I thinks she doesn’t really allign public & private perception.

Instead of an influencer (like Jade) who’s been working & „currating“ what they stand for e.g. beauty, fashion, life style, etc. She‘s desperately trying to get her hands on everything the various bikini/ dress brands. Now that Rhodes Ad 🙄 … it’s all over the fucking place. She doesn’t show us who she really is. She likes art but gives us the bare fucking minimum about that (see above). In relation to my comment about looking up info yourself, yes it was only early days, but even now she barley really interacts besides ❤️ comments. She’s not sharing any knowledge on art history etc., she doesn’t post on the regular, truly she’s a bad influencer in that regard.

And her privet insta is all „aesthetics“ but she never shares anything truly personal or funny or for lack of better words real

Compared to others more curated girls in the general f1 adjunct circle (Jade) Kika, Flavi, heck even Rebecca or Kelly she’s giving 100% stepford wife. She’s a great nice looking phantasy that you can project what ever you want on. Even when we see her on screen during a race she’s always so conscious about her movements & facial expressions, she never (or very rarely lets go& when she does e.g. Monaco it looks soo acted). The only times she’s not is when she’s not aware of cameras filming her & then 90% of the time she just suffers from a seriously unfortunate case of resting bitch face.

But that’s why she’s soo popular with the fangirlies she’s a nice „doll“ they can project their expectations on, that’s why she got fans. In todays world where, especially younger generation, are all living in eras & TikTok trends she’s the perfectly blank canvas to project whatever on. Truly how many trends has she been in in just two years? We got girly dresses, and hot Latina summer bikini body, TikTok old rich money Monaco pink Elle woods suit, the what ever the fuck that Rhodes thing was trying to be, …

The only consistent thing was Leo, bless that dog, and her being a dog mom. Congratulations on making your whole personality a dog your boyfriend bought.

Obviously she’s a real human and behind her badly curated social media appearance is some one real but for what ever reason she seems deply insecure about sharing that person. God forbid can you imagine her sharing something fun or blooper like. A picture where she doesn’t look good? Girl would rather die.

And with that I conclude my essay on wags. Once again I’m sooo sorry for yapping so much, but I‘ve been procrastinating other more important things. Would you belief if I told you the only thing I wanted to write was same Jade gives more genuine vibes because she’s not pretending. 👍🏻

And than I followed it up with a whole fucking comparison as to why that does not apply to Alexandra 🤦🏼‍♀️ truly giving unemployed behavior even though I actually have to jobs (auction house being only one of them) oh well.

Happy new year everyone.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us anon❤️ I like to read them no matter how long they are 😊

And thank you wow a year is ending 🥺happy new year to you all with your loved ones ❤️✨

[the-emo-cockroach]

lil rant, sorry about this but i need to get it out-

Yall Ao3 is such a scary place istfg-

So i was just reading a lil cheeky batfam fanfic cs you need a bit of entertainment in your life and it was one based of that tumblr post where its all the bats have their own call sign thing and batman does it and hears freshly undead jason’s call sign- anyway, off topic but like it was a bit angsty but overall, a really good fic- like really good writing and what not. So, i’m just like, ‘oh, wonder if the author has any more of these’ click on her page. She’s got the little things to filter it and she has a ‘batman’ one so i click on that- guess what’s the first thing i see?

Damian!horse. Okay, ykw, animal au, i’m not gonna judge, its just fun and frolics, its fine ig- 

next tag. Mpreg.

Next tag. A/B/O.

I would say no words but i got one word-

JAIL. THAT IS FUCKING PRISON TIME RIGHT THERE- THOSE TAGS SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN IN EACH OTHERS VICINITY-

This is the point where you think ‘hm, i should just put my phone down, thats enough internet for today’ and leave it BUT NO, ME BEING THE  MORBIDLY CURIOUS FUCK I AM, SCROLLS DOWN THEIR PAGE. IT JUST GETS SO MUCH WORSE-

DAMIAN. BATCEST. AMPUTATION. MPREG. OMEGAVERSE. BREEDlNG. BODY MODS KlNK.

ALL IN ONE FIC.

LIKE I DONT WANNA JUDGE BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING PEICE OF TOFFEE CAKE IS THIS.

I’M I PRETTY ACCEPTING PERSON, LIKE I’M TRYING BUT IF I WAS ANY MORE OPEN MINDED, MY FUCKING BRAIN WOULD FALL OUT OF ITS SKULL-

Yk, whatever tickles your boat, floats your fancy idc but WHAT? 

No bcs the worst part is- IT WAS A FUCKING REQUEST?? 

Someone came up with this idea

thought, hm, ykw? Imma send this in as a request

typed it out

read it through and sent it

then, someone else read

DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD ENOUGH PLOT TO WRITE? 

PROOF READ IT

AND THEN POSTED IT??

HOW DID NO ONE AT ANY POINT IN THAT PROCESS SEE THE SLIGHTEST FUCKING COOKIE CRUMB OF SOMETHING BEING WRONG THERE? IT HAD 19 KUDOS. THAT MEANS AT LEAST 20 PEOPLE READ IT AND THOUGHT ‘ah yea, love that one’ WHICH IS NOT A LOT BUT ITS STILL TOO MANY-

LEAVE MY BOI DAMIAN OUT OF YOUR WEIRD KlNKS OMLL

Ight yap over 😋

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