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Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.
(via kush-princess)
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“I realized why I was funny on Friends, cause I was just showing off for her! She’s very pretty and I just wanted to make her laugh all day long.”
-Matthew Perry
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my friend drunkenly watched a TED talk last night was like “this stand up is terrible what the fuck”
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