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corvidcas · 1 year

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acted way too fucking productive on a sunday night for my damn job that pays me hourly. why am i being required to make a presentation for my job on my own fucking time when i am paid hourly. anyways now im fucking sad bc i spent my sunday night on google slides FOR FREEEEEEE instead of like watching black mirror or finishing my hand drawn titty heat map shirt

#actually should not be allowed #who can i complain to #do i just text my boss like hey i spent at least 3 hours on this presentation on my freetime can i get 40 bucks #bc i am not given time to do this while being paid #i wouldnt be allowed #e.txt #anyways now i have to go to bed 6 minutes ago for my job that doesnt give a fuck about me and might actually actively dislike me #and is not paying me correctly #i want to quit but its literally an internship and my first job actually IN a field i want to be in and i need a fucking decent relationshi #with them when im gone ig

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reineydraws · 1 year

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jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

#jason todd #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #batman #red hood #dc red hood #they have one of those relationships where jason outright says he loves alfred the most and alfred refuses to say he has a fave grandkid #but it's kind of just concensus that it's jason cuz he's the only one allowed in the kitchen #i am also a heavy believer in the hc that for a while there jason wouldnt meet up with anyone but alfred #and theyd meet for tea and stuff outside the manor #i love those fics #i was gonna draw an in-between angsty one where alf has a picnic by jay's grave with tea and cake for two but i dont have the energy 😅#i was also gonna draw a red hood and agent A one with the guns they were cleaning but again: no more energy 💀#mb i'll save that one for later. i still love the idea so much. :')

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damiel-of-real · 11 months

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saw a guy at uni today wearing this hoodie. i couldnt see the text on the back but i could see there was definitely text and images THERE. i can only conclude that this guy was genuinely walking around campus wearing meth instructions

#half joking because i dont think you could fit a meth recipe on a hoodie and you probably wouldnt be allowed to sell that #but i can dream okay okay #damiel bullshit hours #dami's art #doodles

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gentil-minou · 11 months

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I am not an artist but I never want to forget this.

I am not a number.

I am a whole planet.

-Khalil

#sometimes i do watercolors for therapeutic reasons but i couldnt get thus out of my head and at first i was like wouldnt i be insulting him #with my horrible art skills if i shared this but then i remembered he wants his story told #so i will make sure it is #you are a whole planet Khalil #gaza #free gaza #ceasefire now #free palestine #palestine #bushy art #you arent allowed to be mean about my lack of skills but also if you are that just means youre cruel

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oriixxc · 16 days

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I trust you won't kill me.

and if you do, then I've gotten sloppy and probably have it coming.

🔗Twitter

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suntails · 13 days

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this is a piece from my silver artbook, currently accepting preorders!! u can get a copy here!

non-UK: suntails.bigcartel.com

UK: etsy.com/shop/SuntailsArt

#new method of dining & dashing: dine and doze. sleep until they give up on u and u get out of the bill. its genius #he didnt even order a drink like silver ur bill wouldnt be too high. surely. glances at azul #im actually v curious abt the finances of briar valley students beyond malleus. like im sure lilia is taken care of from military days #but like? the guy is retired. so when did he officially retire in a 'no longer getting income' way. or do they do pensions #or did he invest. or save. does twst have 401ks. what abt roth iras. what abt etfs. money market accts? high int savings?? i need to know #did he get a bond for silver as a baby that he can take out at 18. does silver get allowance. or part time job? i NEED TO KNOW #sebek seems middle class so do lilia and silver BUT I NEED DETAILS #also in the bg pretend trey is talking to jade offscreen. and the canonicity of this drawing is after book 5 #so no ortho OR sebek in freshmen squad. not yet #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #azul ashengrotto #ace trappola #deuce spade #jack howl #epel felmier #trey clover #suntails #i would say mostro lounge was fun to draw but i dont make a habit of lying #well i mean. it wasnt NOT fun. it was satisfying? i felt accomplished? but the process was a bit rough

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eemmoorrii · 1 year

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He looks like an upstanding citizen :]

#im ngl i wanted to kms while making this HBBDFBD #/HJ #i wanted it to be so much more ambitious but MY ART SKILLS PLUS MOTIVATION WOULDNT ALLOW IT #HARUMPH #also shout out to my artstyle changing every fucking post thats rlly fucking funny #william afton #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #purple guy #my art

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ibunyang · 23 days

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doodle pages !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i finally figured out a way to draw norton in the way i like him draw. i always thought that his side part was kinda ugly looking, but i looked up pictures of his model in that one thing and found out his hair curves like that and it finally made sense to me afterwards

#art #my art #evetalks #identity v #mike morton #norton campbell #nortmike #tonton #very unfortunate news but it seems i really am not allowed to post penis on tumblr #lest i scare myself into having my blog deleted for the second time #NO THANK U !#IF POPIKU ACTUALLY PULLED ITSELF TOGETHER AND LET ME LOG IN I WOULDNT BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM

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cowboy-robooty · 7 months

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watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

#brokeback mountain #yarichin bitch club #yarichin b club #toru fujisaki #yuri ayato #ybc #ybc jimmy #yuritoru #idk their fuckin ship name #im a gay male im allowed to say brokeback mountain actually fucking sucks #i get what its doing yknow time period repression tragedy wrong time wrong place BUT GODDD I JUST DONT CARE #I DONT CARE IT SUCKS AND CHEATING TURNS ME OFF SO BAD #its like good in a technical skill way okay its a well made movie but my enjoyment was a solid 2/10 i could only watch it wif my friends #main way this could be improved is if the main characters were jimmy and yuri #if yuri and jimmy were doing this shit.... lets just say they wouldnt be hatecrimed to death for being gay #theyd be begged to leave town purely bc theyre both batshit insane and jimmy would accidentally kill 17 people via homemade cookie poisoning #draws #**obama voice** just to be queer. i traced over screenshots for this shitpost. that is all

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shithowdy · 26 days

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can you guys please for the love of christ start checking the bio of someone who has posted a dumbass take to make sure they aren't an actual child before you decide to do sick dunks on them to your audience of thousands

#yes this is about the maus post on twitter #they were 17 #and seem to have learned an important lesson about researching before kneejerk posting #at the cost of thousands of people my own age qrting and telling them to self harm #this is what i mean when i said kids aren't allowed to make fools of themselves online anymore #if this happened on a forum of 100 users in 2005 they would just be corrected and it would be forgotten #'Well i wouldnt have made that mistake when i was 17' good for you im sure you made no mistakes ever

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tr1xth3t1g3r · 7 months

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#trixes small time #i saw this drawing of her an immediately had to make her baby #i know they wouldnt have pacis like that but shhhh #she looks adorable and thats all that matters to me #agere edit #dungeon meshi agere #dungeon meshi age regression #the only others posts in these tags are my mutuals..#agere #age regression #fandom agere #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi #izutsumi dungeon meshi #i love this kitty cat girl so much #sfw interaction only #no meanies allowed

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shitpostingkats · 20 days

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Me watching yugioh dub openings: Shhh babygirl you are perfect don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Me watching yugioh sub openings: WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED.

#yes I have a fond place in my heart for every dub opening. Yes I froth at the mouth thinking about what we could have had #name one yugioh opening where the english dub opening goes harder than the sub I'LL WAIT #yugioh #yugioh dm #yugioh gx #yugioh 5ds #yugioh zexal #yugioh arc v #yugioh vrains #yugioh sevens #<- THOSE LAST TWO ARE PARTICULARLY EGREGIOUS #what I wouldnt give for the vrains dub to just be allowed to use datastorm

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ink-the-artist · 6 months

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forgive me if you've been asked this before or if its annoying, but how did you learn to use colored pencils like that? your art is so special to me.

ty :) I took an art class for a few years where our teacher had us buy prismacolor pencils as one of the art supplies and had us use them kinda like paints, pressing down hard right away and blending the colors together. its not how youre supposed to use them she was just trying to teach us to use color and ig this was more to the point. I picked them up again years after i stopped going to that class just bc they were there and i wanted to play around w them a bit and ended up actually enjoying it when doing it on my own terms lol