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Hey! Do you think Levi would “tease” you for example during a meeting? Like put his hand on your thigh and run his hand over your clothed crotch… Would he become mad if WE tease him?
Anyway, thanks for your great works and attention to your followers💗💗💗💗
Hey, how are you?
Thank you so much for saying that! I always say this—what makes this blog feel alive is you. You and everyone who stops by, who likes, who sends comments—so thank you, thank you, and thank you for being you, for trusting me with your thoughts, and for making this space so much fun.
Alright, let’s get into these scenarios—you gave me two, but I’m starting with the second one (I shouldn’t, but I will).
Teasing Levi—Know the Two Looks
If you want to tease Levi, you need to understand the two types of looks he’ll give you. And you have to learn them fast, because one is a dead-end, and the other? Well, that one can get you exactly what you want—but not without consequences.
The first look is his true deadpan. This one means, "Do not go there. I’m not in the mood." You press him here, and you’re setting yourself up for failure. Levi isn’t someone who likes being challenged when he’s genuinely done with everyone’s bullshit. If you push him in this mood, you’re not getting a flirty reaction—you’re getting a lecture. Especially, during a meeting. Levi is a workaholic, if his mind is set on work do not bother him.
Now, the second look—that’s the real game. This is the one that says, "Don’t test me." But if you’re smart, you know you can. It’s a warning, yes, but not a serious one. If you play your cards right, you’ll get out of there with a very different outcome—one that involves being pinned against a door instead of thrown out of an office. But if its the right type of askance look, you know which buttons to press. Be careful down, you´re down to be taught exactly what happens when you press those. No work done after the meeting for sure.
For example, say you’re in a meeting. Levi is a workaholic, and he takes his position seriously. But if it’s one of those endless, pointless meetings where everyone is just talking in circles, he’s already tuned out. And then he looks over—at you.
And suddenly, your ODM harness has never fit better. Your legs have never looked stronger. Your gear is pressing in all the right places, your shirt is just tight enough. Since when does the belt of the harness under your tits make them seem so perky? and Levi? He’s seeing it. He’s not just glancing—he’s looking. And when Levi looks like that, oh, he’s in for it.
Because here’s the thing about Levi: there’s a part of him—sharp, cocky, and untamed—that he buried when he became a captain. But it’s still there. And if he decides to let it out? Oh, you’re in for a ride.
He’s not just sassy—he’s dangerous. He’s not just cheeky—he’s insatiable. He takes what he wants.
And if you press his buttons just right? He’s pressing right the hell back.
One second, you’re whispering, telling him to behave because someone is still talking in front of you. The next, his hand is on your thigh, his fingers tracing just enough to make you lose focus. You glare at him, silently telling him to stop, but he smirks—because you don’t want him to stop. You´re fighting against the urge of rocking against the chair or his sneaky hand.
And he knows it.
Levi doesn’t just tease—he makes you suffer for it. Maybe you blush. Maybe your breath hitches. Maybe you swallow too hard, and suddenly, he’s the one murmuring, "Throat dry?" knowing damn well that’s not the problem.
And the worst part? He’s not subtle. Not even a little.
Because when that little Underground famous thug side of him comes out? Oh, baby, it’s over.
That’s the moment you’ll wish you had met him back in the Underground. Because that Levi? The one with no rules? He would’ve had you pinned against those damp, stone walls before you could even catch your breath. No time to think, no time to argue—just pure, raw instinct.
Because when Levi decides it’s over for you? You have no choice. He’s getting what he wants. And you’re going to love every second of it. That Levi, thug Levi, he likes it quick, he likes it steamy, hot and strong. Be ready to be fucked in the first cleaning closet he finds out of that office.
I had so much fun writing this one—thank you, thank you! 💋 Have a lovely day or night! Kisses!
#levi ackerman#levi#captain levi#levi aot#snk levi#levi x reader#levi x y/n#aot levi#snk levi ackerman#levi ackerman x reader#levi ackeman#levi attack on titan#captain levi ackerman x you#captain levi x reader#captian levi x reader#captain levi ackerman x y/n#captain levi x you#levi shingeki no kyojin#levi x you#aot#attack on titan#snk#shingeki no kyojin#attack on titans#levi smut#levi x reader smut#levi ackerman snk#levi ackerman smut#levi ackerman x reader smut#levi ackerman x female!reader
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Human Tribe of Frostbite AU
So, magic happens (because of course it does), and Frostbite’s whole tribe? Yeah, they turn human. But since they don’t act like modern people, everyone just assumes they’re some old tribe that’s been chilling (literally) in the background of history. And the tribe is just like, “Sure, let’s go with that.”
Turns out, they’re ridiculously good at medicine. Like, curing stuff nobody thought was curable. So they start getting famous for that.
Danny? He’s the first outsider to find them and actually get to know them. He already speaks Ghost Speak (because halfa perks) and understands their culture better than anyone else. Which makes him the only non-tribe member who really gets them. And because Danny has the survival instincts of a wet paper towel, he leans all the way in—becoming their official liaison. If the GIW ever comes knocking? Boom—he’s got an alibi. “What? Me? Involved with ghosts? No, no, I’m just a cultural anthropologist studying this very real, very human tribe.” And then he takes it way too far and actually gets a doctorate in Anthropology.
The Fenton parents? SO PROUD. Their son is a doctor like them! Amazing! Incredible!
But then, surprise surprise, the magic wears off. Oops. So now Frostbite and the others start looking like yetis again. Luckily, Clockwork (or some other ghost) makes enchanted necklaces that let them appear human. If anyone asks? It’s just a “tribal tradition.”
If this is DP x DC:
They still have their ghost powers.
People start seeing them as an ancient meta group that’s been around forever, which helps meta activism (“See? Metas have always existed!”).
The Justice League(*cough* *cough* losers) wants to meet them—either for their insane medical skills (because aliens exist and need doctors) or because they’re metas.
Problem: Danny and the tribe kind of hate the JL for never showing up when Amity was literally getting invaded every other week. They don’t cut them off, but they definitely don’t trust them. Also, the GIW is still a thing, and nobody wants to risk exposure.
Also:
Good (but Clueless) Fenton Parents – After a lot of convincing, they stop being ghost hunters and start being actual scientists. They even help get ghosts legal rights! But Danny still doesn’t tell them about Phantom because… yeah, that would be complicated.
Someone write this, please. I need it.
#everlasting trio#danny phantom x dc#danny fenton#danny#danny phantom#maybe Dan#dani fenton#danielle#danielle fenton#dani phantom#danielle phantom#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp#ghost culture#ghost#ghost prince danny#doctor Danny#liaison Danny AU#human ghosts AU#Danny is Ellie’s parent#protective amity park#amity park#Amity Park hates the JL
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REPUTATION | smau (CS55)



description: ...and in the death of her reputation, she'd never felt more alive. the story of y/n l/n, and how one scandal altered her life forever.
tropes: us against the world, reinvention, age gap (25 and 30), mv33!ex, popstar!reader
face claim: sabrina carpenter
trigger warnings: suggestive content, swearing, hate speech & misogyny
| note: currently clowning as i wait for the release of reputation (taylor's version), so i wrote a fic based on it!
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@ user1: diabolical coming from a man who looks like sid the sloth 🤨
@ user2: I don't listen to Y/N L/N's music, but she deserves more credit than what Max is giving her.
-> @ user3: I agree, you don't get famous from nothing. she put in a lot of work and Max is invalidating that
@ user4: no way bro is reducing her to just a pretty face when he lacks that 🗣️



@ yourusername: was i just a fool?
tagged: @ yourbffusername
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@ user5: We love you Y/N 🫶
@ user6: don't listen to the haters y/n we absolutely adore you
@ yourbffusername: my flawless queen 👑
@ user7: Everything Max Verstappen says about you is true, you sound like a dying whale every time you open your mouth
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Interview with Max Verstappen (2025):


After being asked about his opinion on his ex — Y/N L/N —'s newest single, Max Verstappen grew visibly agitated and attempted to change the subject. When forced to reply, he scathingly responded, "She used me as a stepping stool to reach the next level of fame, and she got what she wanted. The past is in the past, and I don't care about her anymore."
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@ user3: Insinuating that Y/N slept with him to become famous is repulsive, and I hope Max gets what's coming for him
-> @ user8: didn't he literally cheat on y/n?? 😭
@ user9: "I don't care about her anymore" the eyes never lie chico, we know how you really feel
@ user10: I've never been a MV33 fan and this just adds fuel to the fire.
@ user11: can someone PLEASE explain to me what's going on? I know Max and Y/N were together at one point but I got grounded and had my phone taken away for a loooong time so I don't even know anything anymore 🙂↔️
-> @ user8: @ popculturetea just made an amazing timeline explaining everything!
@ yourusername's Private Instagram Story
@ popculturetea's Timeline


@ f1ynlover: mama y papa, mama y papa
tagged: @ carlossainzjr, @ yourusername
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@ user12: I bet Y/N doesn't wanna touch another F1 driver with a ten foot pole, but this pairing would absolutely devour 😜
-> @ user8: he would 100% match her freak
@ yourusername: i do love chili peppers 🌶️



@ yourusername: we're balling not bawling
tagged: @ yourproducer, @ carlossainzjr
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@ user13: OMG
@ yourproducer: Next big song is on the way!
@ user14: Carlos Sainz tagged is crazyyyy
-> @ user4: he's definitely the mystery man 🫣
Text messages between Carlos and Y/N (2025):


@ grillthegrid: The difference between Max Verstappen (c. 2022) and Max Verstappen (c. 2025). Crazy
tagged: @ f1, @ maxverstappen
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@ user15: NOT THE OFFICIAL GRILL THE GRID ACC PIPING IN ON THIS DRAMA
-> @ user16: it's the loss of y/n effect 🤗
@ user17: Cheating on Y/N will do that to you lmaoo
@ user18: Sid the sloth ahh 🥱🥱



@ carlossainzjr: F1 drivers were given a second chance, and I wasn't going to screw it up. Más que feliz de ser su pimiento picante para siempre. Happy 2 months, mi amor.
(More than happy to be her spicy pepper forever.)
tagged: @ yourusername
comments (7392):
@ yourusername: you're so much better <3
@ user1: soooo cute 🥲🥰
@ user19: Spicy pepper and firecracker, a dream made in heaven
-> @ user20: They're perfect for each other omg 🥹
─── ୨୧ ─── THE END ─── ୨୧ ───
#f1#f1 x reader#formula 1#cs55#cs55 x reader#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#formula one#f1 fic#f1 writer#f1 fanfic#f1 smau
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"WHY SEE THE WORLD WHEN GOT THE BEACH"

Synopsis: Reader life before going to Gotham
Sunshine and the shade of pine trees and leaves—these are things you cherished when living with your mom. Sure, the heat can become unbearable, and you sweat through your skin, but you couldn’t have it any other way. The beach is your favorite place to go when you were little, and it still is now. You'll never be too old for a sandcastle, or to destroy your mother at volleyball, or to splash salt water at your friends. You lived a comfortable life, and that's all you need. I mean, what’s so good about seeing the world? You have everything you want right here: a killer mall with every piece of anime and manga merch you could ask for, a plaza you can go to hang out with your friends. Some people say your life was boring, repetitive, sugar-sweet, but you could care less. You were comfortable; you were happy with your mom. Who cares for traveling? You have a beautiful beach, a place to gaze at the stars, places to go for hangouts, and house parties to chill at. Why would you ever want to leave? Why would you ever want to do anything else or be anything else? You always made fun of people who wanted to be famous because to you it was all crap. I mean, people knowing your name and face, your interests, making fan pages about you, stalking your socials—you just hated the idea. Maybe at one point you thought it was cool since your mom was famous, but you knew she’d rather spend her money on tacky clothes, long nails, and gold jewelry than model again, how the agency she worked with was toxic and treated their black stars horribly, and the lies on the big screen. But who could blame her? If you were that pretty, you'd spend your money on tacky stuff like that too. But you spend your money on other things that make your mother giggle. "Aren’t you too old for Legos?" But you quickly rebuttal, and she laughs, buying them for you anyway. But like you said, why would you give up a life like this for Gotham? The cotton candy skies, the grace on your face when the sun hits the horizon, the lights that showed the city like bright diamonds, the cool, crisp night air as you spend a night at your friend's place, throwing your head back as you feel the warm breeze hit your face in your mom's convertible as Destiny Child plays on an old CD, and you sing the lyrics with your mom. This is what you loved; this is what you enjoy. You'll sit by your outdoor pool at night, soaking in the water, letting your fingers wrinkle, and you'll have your mom yell at you for staying in the chlorine too long. She'll tease you about one day having gills, which always makes you laugh. She calls you a fish and forces you to take a shower. Every summer is for you, so would you go out to somewhere different? Sure, let's take a two-week trip to Mexico and let your mom ogle at the boys, then tease you for not having a partner. But you'll let her have her fun; you'll let her take her thousands of photos and buy hundreds of souvenirs just to show off to her friends later. Your mom doesn't know a lick of Spanish, but this top is hot pink and cute, and there's one in your size too, but you'll scream and run away from your villainess mother who will force you to wear it. But how could you be mad at her? She's your momma, and you'll take that photo and put it in a tacky seashell frame and have it hang in your living room. You'll either feel shame or fondness as you stare up at that ridiculous photo, but it's the thought that counts, and your mom put two thoughts into it. But this is the sweet life, the life you’d rather live with forever and ever, never letting it fade away. You'll never get tired of it, and you'll never want more because this is all you've ever known, and this is all you'll ever care for. It's like the country mouse vs. the city mouse—you never liked the country in the first place.
#x black reader#batfamily x neglected reader#weird!reader#black!reader#x neglected reader#yandere batboys#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#black fem reader#black male reader#black nonbinary#batmom!reader#batmom
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Some Headcanons I had about the Batfam:
When someone at Gotham Academy claims they have the best older siblings, Damian becomes defensive. He asserts that HE and only HE has the best older siblings IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! It's not up for debate. His siblings are superior. (He would never reveal to them that he said that.)
A lot of students at Gotham Academy try to befriend Duke after he gets taken in by Bruce. They see him on a magazine cover, or they see him on TV for the first time with the Wayne Family, and the next day, everybody wants to be his friend. It's not like he was unpopular before; it's just now that he is famous, people look at him more.
Another thing Duke now has going on is modeling. He is handsome, he has a face and everything. After the first time, he attended a Wayne Gala, the next day he had multiple offers for modeling jobs. Bruce is really protective of Duke, he knows how the modeling industry works. Duke is like, "OK, why not?" And that's how he ends up on the cover of Vogue. Bruce had to delete a lot of unhinged tweets and other posts.
On a mission in South Korea, to destroy a weird cult, Cass accidentally becomes famous. More specifically, she ends up in a really famous Kdrama. A cast member of the drama is a member of the cult that Cass wants to destroy. First, the Director is like "tf is this girl doing here? Why was she casted?" After he sees her act, he is like "yeah, OK, she is good." And when they find out she is the daughter of Bruce Wayne, everyone is even happier. That means they can do more marketing in the US. (They love money). Bruce, again, hates it, because people thirst for his little girl.
Tim is really famous on TikTok and Instagram. He is a rich, good-looking, young CEO. Bruce, again, hates it. Tim posts unhinged content on TikTok. Once he streamed a meeting live. No one scolded him for this (except Bruce and Lucius Fox), because he is the boss and kind of scary.
Bruce hates it that his kids are famous and popular on the Internet. Even Dick and Jason. He wants to protect Damian from that. Damian is his baby. He doesn't want to see thirst traps from his baby. Every time he opens Instagram or Twitter, he sees edits of his kids. Some are cute (he downloads them/reblogs them), and some are... well... not meant for his eyes
Every time one of Bruce's kids is sick, they sleep in his room. It's something that comes from the time when it was just him, Alfred, and Dick. It's easy to cuddle up with Cass, Tim, and Damian (though he fights it a little bit). However, it's a problem when it's one of the taller kids. Dick nearly takes the entire bed; Duke does too. The biggest problem is Jason. The only time Jason will stay in the manor is when he nearly dies (again). When he is so high on pain meds that he physically can't fight Bruce. That's the time when Bruce thinks it's a good idea to cuddle up with Jason. Bruce regrets it a little bit every time. He gets bad back pain from it. Jason is built like a double fridge; he needs space.
#yeah multiple small hcs#have fun with that#bruce wayne#batman#damian wayne#tim trake#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#red robin#robin#cassandra cain#black bat#duke thomas#signal#batfam headcanons#batfam#Batfamily#incorrect qoutes#headcanon#alfred pennyworth
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i don't think you see the issue here very clearly. the issue is that the music becomes racialized when it's mostly or only for the character they've made as black. the entire musical is not steeped in these genres very deeply. i think you really want to believe they had thought and nuance behind them; they don't. that's amplified with the overall writing and how the musical treats dallas and others.
on top of that, you're making assumptions of what he was and wasn't exposed to and you're also getting your information about elvis wrong from the jump. the idea that hound dog was stolen is wrong and i know that because it's been reported on extensively:
per rolling stone:
Elvis Presley did another classic version of “Hound Dog” in 1956. But he wasn’t covering the Big Mama Thornton song. These were two different tunes with the same title — the only thing they had in common was the opening line, “You ain’t nothing but a hound dog.” The lyrics, chords, rhythm, structure are totally different. That’s because Elvis was covering the Vegas lounge act Freddie Bell and the Bellboys. They wrote their own “Hound Dog,” which Elvis heard when they opened for him on the Strip. The most famous hook — “You ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine” — doesn’t even appear in any versions before Bell. Lieber and Stoller never wrote that line — and they hated it. Lyricist Lieber spent the rest of his life complaining about the new words, especially “that rabbit business.” Presley’s version added new twists like the massive drumroll into the chorus, part of the song’s legacy ever since.
we're going in circles here but the core is this: you believe that the music was written with the era and politics in mind while i can plainly see and hear that it wasn't. they chose gospel not because it would have been something dallas might have listened to but because it is a lazy indicator of blackness used to cheaply churn up emotion for a poorly written musical banking on nostalgia. point blank. what you're doing is a lot hole filling, hole filling that the producers wanted people to do and that hole filling is really not aiding this conversation. i also do think you might've missed the part where i've said i'm a black southerner too, which is also why my critique is this hard. i've seen more than once how gospel is not used intelligently so much as a shorthand from white and non black people to indicate blackness and that's what's happening here.
we can agree to disagree here but i'm not changing my point.
what. what do you mean that people are upset that gone with the wind was changed in the musical adaptation. huh.
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and then i freak out about how much we know about the 1d members. and all the content we have aaaah
#yes there's so much we don't know#BUT WE KNOW A LOT#LIKE.#A LOT#FAMILY PRIVATE AND CHILDHOOD STUFF#when i was younger i was thinking i should do the same with other artists yk?#never really had the energy#its just odd to try to know EVERYTHING#im happy not knowing much loll#wrote this bc of that photo album#and also thinking about how ppl have been looking into this luigi dude#its scary!#i would never want to become famous like this#fans can be A LOT#ignore me ignore meeeee#gonna work
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hey! sometimes it’s not necessary to share your opinion <3
#and especially not if it’s insulting anyone’s appearance#i’m so sick of seeing people say that finn had a “downgrade”#SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP#“well he’ll probably never see it”#does that matter????#beauty is subjective but that does not give you any right to call anyone ugly#saying that they’ve gotten progressively “uglier” as the years go by#because you know how actually fucked up that is#and this goes for noah too. do i need to say it again? i will.#“well he’s probably not going to see it”#IT DOESNT MATTER. HE MIGHT.#and with everything he’s going through lately seeing so much of the fandom insulting his appearance too#well#i know that would hurt#and using “they’re so ugly” as a reason to why you want mileven endgame#nobody actually gives a fuck. i am so serious#it is disgusting how often this happens#“i don’t like them as people anyway”#you don’t have to but GOD you don’t need to insult their appearance repeatedly#no one should ever have to go online and be judged about things they can’t control by fans of the show they’re in#SO STOP DOING IT.#finn wolfhard#noah schnapp#byler#stranger things#stranger things 5#and this is such a problem#for some reason when someone become famous apparently now it’s ok to insult everything about them#well it’s not. so stop.#hellinhawkins
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been thinking about them recently
#Rebecca hunt#Rebecca prince#Emma sutton#hollywood u#been thinking about emma's character more#i dont want her to be a cartoon villain#but i do want her to be more bad traits than good#i think she wanted a pet more than a friend#and poor little rebecca who never had a friend and would do anything for a little positive attention was perfect#i think she considers micheal the same to a lesser extent#and by the time she graduated she just didn't care about them anymore because they served their purpose#she doesn't need her “pets” anymore cause now she's an adult with her own money and her own house and her new cool friends#and she taught rebecca a bunch of tricks to get away from her parents#so she sees the “transaction” as being complete#i also think she pressured rebecca into a lot of things#just in a different way#rebecca was more inclined to do things for emma cause thats her friend! shes the coolest! she must know whats best for rebecca#and michael is a naive yes man so he didn't say anything#really want to write emma calling up rebecca after she becomes famous and being like “heyyyy bestie”
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#man i can't believe my dad is looking for all these cool colleges for my brother#he's not even doing any research because he already knows a lot bc my sis studied the same thing#but like. im so offended lol he didn't let me go because he said college is a waste kuch padhai toh hoti nahi hai#dekh liya teri behen ki harkate ek aur beti nahi bigadne dunga#and for my brother no restrictions#fuck you#i should've picked science im an idiot#well i did not pick science bc im an idiot and didn't understand anything in 10th grade but still#and the audacity of him to tell ME to talk to admissions office everywhere#i remember i made such a good comprehensive list of so many colleges#i made columns and everything writing everything down comparing it#and he didn't even LOOK at the paper he said you'll stay home and that's final#i fought and i cried and i begged but nope he was unmoved said you don't even have to do ca if u don't want to#do bcom from a local college then shadi kar lena I don't mind#when he knows i could never do that. local colleges here suck their degrees mean nothing#and obviously i wasn't going to just play dice with my future like that he had traumatized me enough to ensure that#i would never rely on marriage on a man for my living my mom had been grilling into my head since i was like 11#that you have to be really rich and independent okay you can never rely on men and i didn't even understand anything at that time i just#said yes okay. wow is that why im. bisexual (we're just saying that atp when i know men make me sick)#i hadn't even grown up even a little and my mom was like men all suck never trust them lol. well i took your advice mom#let's see how u react when u find out#🤣🤣🤣#ugh it's 11:30 am and i am already bitter and resentful okay okay this stops now#just few more months and then I'll be happy#also fun fact the college he asked me to look up. it's so famous for drugs and fuckboys and sex and everything lol#the asshole fuckboy guy i met on bumble last year who i stupidly lost my first boy kiss too. he was from there#and the stories he told me. my brother if he goes here well nice. one more asshole emotionally unavailable fuckbky in the making#he'll become im so sure
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My yt animatics phase: IT IS I, THE GOD WHOM YOU ABANDONED AND TRIED TO KILL AND I HAVE RISEN FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX TO DO NOTHING BUT HAUNT YOUR MIND AND HYPNOTISE YOUR SOUL!!! BOW BEFORE MY ALMIGHTY GRIP ON YOUR MIND LEST I EXPLODE YOUR PANCAKES WITH MY MIND (your fuckings pancakes)
Me: it's three am. Pls let me sleep
#I see ONE (1) “kiss me son of god” animatic and aLL OF A SUDDEN THE MOTHERFUCKER JUST SHOWS UP#GOT ME GETTING INSPIRATION FOR MY OWN STUFF (that I had kinda given up on cus whoever controls the universe wont give me motivation)#GOT ME WANTING TO CREATE STUFF FOR MY OWN OCS WHEN I HAVENT DONE THAT IN LIKE#a long time#A long time.#BRO I JUST#the fuckings song got me in a chokehold#Hmmmmmmmm#It would be so funny if this becomes my one (1) ((haha o n e ((snapcubes sonic fanden referense))) famous post#But alas#I will never get one#Tis the burden of being upopulær in both mind spirit and body#I could never be in a frat (maybe in a veeeery different timeline)#I got one wannabe fratboy who wants to kill me tho#He's trans and homophobic and a bitch ass motherfucker#I like the attention tho so I dont really mind#Speaking of attention why dont you hit 5hat like and subcribe button#Ayyyyyyyyyy#Im not even a youtuber#Im just a poor boy I need no sympati cus im ez com ez go little high little low#Okay its too late im quoting Queen imma stop this post before it gets too wierd#Just like that cut song from gravity falls where they say the line “its gonna get wierd”
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clan leader!satoru, whose smile isn’t actually a. . . smile. it serves as a gentle (yet not-so-gentle) threat to whomever it is dedicated to. a lot of the gojo clan members, as well as members from other noble clans, have heard of that infamous smile and know of its true meaning.
ever since marrying you, that smile often finds its way onto his lips. it’s not because of you, but rather because of the ones interacting with you. satoru didn’t ever expect to feel so possessive about someone he initially didn’t care for.
a marriage of convenience is all that your relationship was for. it purely existed for the sake of a connection between two famous families. your first weeks together have been awkward. any form of affection - any touches or loving words - were for the sake of his image.
however that all was fated to change: satoru eventually found himself falling for his wife.
your kind personality, your subtle smiles, the embarrassed expression on your face whenever he teased you in front of others even if it was all a faux display- an act of being all lovey-dovey. your inner and outer beauty was slowly becoming more apparent to the white-haired man.
you don’t know when it started. you can’t recall why satoru is suddenly acting affectionate even behind closed doors. usually, he’d drop the act the second you’re in your chambers. now he continues to compliment you, pepper you with chaste kisses as long as you allowed him to… even refer to you as his ‘dear’, ‘pretty girl’ or ‘sweetheart’ to your face like it’s nothing.
you shrug off your own guards and maids when they curiously inform you about their lord’s sudden change of personality, which was supposedly all because of you.
“ah, my wife,” satoru’s voice echoes above the loud chatter in the main hall. you turn your head and find your heart racing for some reason as he addresses you in that gentle tone.
he makes his way through the crowd, eyes never leaving your face, even as other important figures try to catch his attention to talk business. “i was greatly worried about you,” your husband sighs.
a gloved hand cups your face and satoru leans in, his glossy lips inches from yours. you’d think this was part of the fake arrangement, but there’s this genuine hint of adoration behind his cerulean eyes that you cannot ignore.
“i— my apologies,” you murmur softly, eyes darting around the room while you try to ignore the loud thumping of your heart. “i was simply talking to one of the guards,” you explain and nod your head to the bulky man standing next to you.
the guard respectfully bows to satoru the second you introduce him. your husband doesn’t respond for a single second, his fingers twitching lightly at his side. he can’t stand the thought of you talking to another man while he isn’t around.
is it for your own safety? or is it because he’s jealous and immediately wants to get rid of any man who dares speak to his precious wife? perhaps it’s a mixture of both.
“i see,” satoru replies. his eyes darken for a second before he catches himself. the corners of his lips curl upwards, though the smile doesn’t quite reach his eyes.
that familiar sight makes you nervous. you’ve seen it before, when your husband would subtly threaten others for whatever reason, while hiding his true feelings behind that smile.
“well,” satoru continues, his arm wrapping around your waist. he pulls you against his side and places a kiss on top of your head while glaring at the guard through his white eyelashes.
“thank you for keeping my wife safe,” the clan leader says through that tight smile, trying to keep it as ‘genuine’ looking as possible. he has a reputation and image to uphold after all.
you’re about to say something, but are cut off as satoru adds another comment. “i’m here now, so you can return to your post.”
it isn’t a suggestion. it is an order— a command. a disguised threat.
the guard immediately picks up on the subtle hint and nods without saying a word before walking back to his spot at the doors. you can hear the faint whispers from others as they also seem to recognise that change in satoru’s demeanour.
it’s not like you’re totally oblivious to what’s happening either. you look up at satoru and place a hand on his chest, trying to catch his attention. “satoru,” you whisper his name.
the white-haired man immediately snaps out of it and excitedly shoots you that boyish smile of his instead of the fake, cold one he wore on his face just a second ago.
“you called, my dear?” satoru tilts his head, bringing a hand to rest over yours on his chest. your eyes widen a bit at the way he seems to relax and look at you with that same devoted gaze.
you don’t think it’s an act anymore. the words die on your tongue and you can’t recall what you wanted to say anymore. those sparkling blue eyes and charming smile have you rendered speechless.
“…it’s nothing,” you mutter under your breath. you have no clue how you’ve managed to turn that once, cocky, overly confident and cold-hearted ruler into a total softie for you. it’s something you still need to process yourself.
satoru doesn’t leave your side for the rest of the night, glaring at the men who pass by, shooting them that fake, threatening smile if they looked like they desired to converse with you.
you’re his wife, and that’s that. he silently wonders when you’ll realise that he actually fell for you. perhaps you are already aware of it, but hide it from him on purpose.
whatever the case is, satoru will make sure that you know his true feelings for you. one day he will tell you those three words explicitly— if it wasn’t obvious enough through his sudden change of behavior.
#sttoru writes.#jjk x reader#gojo x reader#jjk fluff#gojo fluff#jjk x you#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#jjk x y/n#jjk x female reader#gojo x female reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru x y/n#is this a tease to my other clan!leader gojo fic? perhaps.... :D
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Copy Right and Public Domain in 2025!
It's January 1st 2025 which means it's my favorite unsung holiday! Public Domain Day! This is the day once a year when, in the US, copyrights expire and things enter the public domain, meaning they belong to everyone! even you, Steve!
American copyright for books, movies, art work, and musical compositions (but not recordings, more on that later) runs for 95 years (way too long!) so today works published in 1929 join us in the public domain.
So whats free? so glad you asked.
Popeye the Sailor Man
Many people assume Popeye originated as a cartoon character but thats not true, he comes from a comic strip. The strip was called Thimble Theatre and Popeye was something of a late addition. Thimble Theatre was first published in 1919, so Popeye's girlfriend Olive Oyl has been in the public domain since before the big 20 year copyright freeze of 1998-2019. Popeye first appeared as a minor character 10 years into the strip's run but was so popular he soon took over and the strip would be renamed Popeye less than 5 years later. Now as always whats public is only what appears in 1929, later developments, remain copyrighted. Such as, while Popeye always had super strength its not till 1932 his superpowers were tied to eating spinach, and Olive Oyl originally had a different boyfriend named Ham Gravy, who she dumped for Popeye when he became the main character. It looks like Popeye is following tradition for famous now public domain characters and getting a quicky horror movie this year.
Tintin!
This is personally very exciting as someone who grew up with the Belgian boy detective. Like Popeye I expect a lot of people don't know that Tintin started off as a weekly comic strip. Indeed Tintin appeared as a part of a weekly youth supplement in the Catholic newspaper The Twentieth Century. Any ways, Tintin was first published in there in January 1929, and soon would start what would become the first Tintin story, Tintin in the Land of the Soviets. Now only part of Tintin in the Land of the Soviets was published in 1929, the story line wrapped up in May 1930, so only those 1929 stories and what appears in them is free and clear and Tintin was published in black and white not color. Tintin's author Hergé had no idea what he was doing and was really learning on the job so In The Land of the Soviets is generally seen as his weakest outing and the only one he never opted to redraw in later years. Even so it's nice to see the character free in the world. No word on if Tintin will star in a horror movie.
Buck Rogers (but not really)

The original futuristic space man was published, again a comic strip, in 1929 which means he should enter the public domain today, but he won't. That's because he already is public domain! Before the Copyright Act of 1976 copyright was 28 years with the option to renew for another 28 years. The copyright on the original comic strips was not renewed so ran out at the end of 28 years, 1958. So Buck Rogers has been free and clear for close to 70 years now, whatever you hear about him today.
What else?
Famously last year Mickey Mouse entered the public domain, but all the entered public domain was one (maybe two) animated short, Steamboat Willie. Well this year a dozen Mickey Mouse animated shorts enter the public domain, including the first time Mickey has his iconic white gloves, and the first time Mickey speaks (the first thing Mickey Mouse ever says, voiced by Walt Disney himself, is "Hot dogs! Hot dogs!" in case you were wondering) This will give creators much more to work with if they want to use Mickey in their works which is exciting.
Speaking of Walt Disney, The Skeleton Dance is entering public domain, you likely don't know the title but I suspect you've seen at least part of it at some point
so look for this showing up on TVs in the backgrounds of films and TV shows in the next year or so
Books
The iconic novels of World War I, Ernest Hemingway's A Farewell to Arms and Erich Maria Remarque's All Quiet on the Western Front enter public domain. In fact All Quiet on the Western Front entered public domain last year, but only in the original German, the 1929 translation by Arthur Wesley Wheen is whats entered the public domain now. John Steinbeck's first novel, Cup of Gold, William Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury, Virginia Woolf's A Room of One's Own, and Agatha Christie's Seven Dials Mystery (always get an Agatha Christie novel on this list for the rest of our lives). Dashiell Hammett published both Red Harvest and The Maltese Falcon, later made into one of the greatest films of all time, in 1929. Future children's book author E. B. White (who's go on to write Charlotte's Web and Stuart Little) and future New Yorker cartoonist and humorist James Thurber teamed up to write the delightfully titled Is Sex Necessary? Or, Why You Feel the Way You Do a book of spoof essays making fun of popular books on Freudian sexual theories at the time. The Roman Hat Mystery the first of the long running Ellery Queen mysteries was published, Queen would keep publishing mysteries into the 1970s (and Ellery Queen was a pen name for two people). Richard Hughes' A High Wind in Jamaica and Oliver La Farge's Laughing Boy also came out in 1929 and are in the public domain now. There's much else but those are the highlights sorry if I missed your favorite 1929 novel.
Movies
Alfred Hitchcock and Cecil B. DeMille's first movies with sound, Blackmail and Dynamite respectively, came out in 1929. Marx Brothers' first feature film The Cocoanuts joins the public domain. Other comedy land marks are Harold Lloyd's first sound film, Welcome Danger and Buster Keaton's last silent film, Spite Marriage (which Keaton also directed). John Ford's first sound film, The Black Watch, which also is 21 year old John Wayne's first appearance in a film, as an uncredited extra, he worked in the art department. Hallelujah the first studio film to have an all black cast came out that year. Also worth noting is The Hollywood Revue of 1929 a singing and dancing review, one of the earliest and the movie that popularized the song Singin’ in the Rain, maybe the first time a movie made a song a hit.
Musical compositions
musical compositions, ie the lyrics and musical notations you might see on sheet music are governed by the 1976 Copyright Act, and music written in 1929 is public domain. Music recordings are governed by a whole different law (we'll get there). Songs written in 1929 include Singin’ in the Rain by Arthur Freed & Nacio Herb Brown, Ain’t Misbehavin’ and Black and Blue by the legendary Fats Waller, What Is This Thing Called Love? by Cole Porter, Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Alfred Dubin, You Were Meant for Me by Arthur Freed & Nacio Herb Brown, and also Happy Days Are Here Again by Jack Yellen which would become FDR's campaign theme song in 1932.
Art!
a number of pieces by Salvador Dalí including:
Illumined Pleasures

The Accommodations of Desire

The Great Masturbator

are entering the public domain as is René Magritte’s The Treachery of Images.

Art is hard because while movies and books are clearly "published" and put on sale, what counts as "published" for a piece of art? the law is not totally sure.
Musical Recordings
as I promised, we got here. Till 2017 there were no federal laws governing the copyright of music recordings before the 1970s, it was governed by a confusing patchwork of state laws and it was not totally clear what was or was not free and clear even from the very earliest recordings ever. Now the term of a music recording's copyright is set at 100 years (way too long) so music recorded in 1924 is now public domain such as. Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen by Marian Anderson, Everybody Loves My Baby (But My Baby Don’t Love Nobody But Me) by Louis Armstrong, California Here I Come by Al Jolson, Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin, Shreveport Stomp by Jelly Roll Morton, Mama’s Gone, Good Bye by Ray Miller, and It Had To Be You by Marion Harris. Now many recordings a lot less famous can finally be preserved and digitized to save them for the next 100 years. Many abandoned works are literally rotting away since without the copyright holder's permission digitizing a work isn't legal.
#Copyright#public domain#public domain day#Popeye#Tintin#the adventures of tintin#Mickey Mouse#Disney#buster keaton#the marx brothers#louis armstrong#cole porter#singin' in the rain#alfred hitchcock#salvador dali#Agatha Christie#Ernest Hemingway#virginia woolf#John Steinbeck#William Faulkner
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Raw Dawg 𐂯 M. Sturniolo
"We uhh...W-we could go raw?"
⟢ NSFW CONTENT AHEAD, smut, fingering, condoms/raw sex, snowballing (or some version of it?), that's it me thinks. let me know if i missed something please!!!!
part 1 here (you don't have to read part one because it's chris. this is just the matt version!!)
Dividers are made by @bernardsbendystraws (as usual)
Needy.
That's what you and Matt were both feeling.
It had to have been something in the air. The two of you woke up that morning with an anxious feeling in the pit of your stomachs. However, it wasn't anxious in a way that made you feel sick, no, it was something good.
As the two of you went about your day, the touches lingered, and the glances lasted longer than they should have. There were a few times his words seemed to have a double meaning, and there were also a few times when you shot him your famous bedroom eyes.
The day was filled with strong sexual tension - neither of you could handle it anymore.
The door shoots open as both of you tumble into his bedroom, teeth clashing, tongues tangled, and clothes falling - you couldn't get enough of each other.
As soon as you both land on the bed, his fingers find their way to your excessively wet cunt. It's not an exaggeration, you were dripping. You could feel it all day, the slimy liquid seeping out of you, squelching softly between your folds.
"Shit-" he hisses as he pulls away from the feverish kiss, looking down between your bodies. Your inner thighs were drenched with your own mess, his middle and ring finger looking the exact same. His mind was going crazy trying to figure out if he wanted to taste you, or simply fuck you. Both seemed like wonderful options, but with the way you're looking at him, he knew which option to go with.
He shoves his soaked fingers in your mouth, letting you taste your own juices as he haphazardly reaches into the nightstand for a condom. He tears it open with ease, having done it many times before. It was second nature to him, the two of you deciding it was the best contraceptive.
He rolls the condom on quickly, your hands holding the back of your knees as he lines himself up. In one swift motion, he was inside of you, both of you moaning at the first sense of relief. He grasps your thighs, starting to give you the pleasure you both so desperately crave, however, an issue occurs.
You whimper as he slips out of you, his tip prodding at the lower entrance you two don't indulge in. "Shit- I'm sorry sweetheart!" He grabs his dick once more and slides it inside of you, but it happens again,
and again
and again
and again
"Matt," you whine, tears of frustration already building in your eyes. He was frustrated too, all he wanted to do was fuck his girlfriend for hours on end - and he couldn't.
"Fuck sweetheart, I know I know. You're too fuckin' wet, I-I can't stay in!" He rakes his brain trying to think of a way to make this work.
"Get on top."
He catches the glare you give him and he groans, "Dawg, I don't know - Did you just call me dawg?" You stare at him in disbelief, there was no way he just called you, his girlfriend, dawg.
"First you tell me to get on top, and now you're calling me dawg?"
"Ok ok I'm sorry! I don't know what you want me to do! You're too fuckin' wet for me to actually fuck you and you being on top is the best thing I can think of!"
The two of you stare at each other, breathing harshly and frustrated. Both of your minds are buzzing with ways to make this work. The tension has been building all day, and you both were determined to make this work. It was only a few seconds later when Matt got an idea, his body language becoming shy.
"We uhh...W-we could go raw?"
"Matt- I know! We never go raw, we agreed on that, but baby I don't know what else to do. I really need you." His hands rub over the back of your thighs needily. You look over his face with an unsure look. Of course you wanted to have sex with him, you've been waiting all day, but would you risk going raw?
"...Fine, we can go raw. Just make sure you pull-" You're cut off with his lips slamming against yours, your body already melting into the kiss.
"Pull out, I know."
In one swift movement, he takes the soaked condom off, throwing it to the floor with no care. He was eager, he finally gets to experience sex with you raw.
Just like the previous times, he lines himself up, slowly pushing in.
It was shocking how much of a difference condoms made. You could feel everything, his warmth, the vein running up the side of his dick. He could finally feel the real warmth of your velvety walls, the sponge-like texture.
You two felt close - Connected.
He starts off with a few slow thrusts, trials if you will. When he realized that he was finally staying inside, something in him changed.
He pushes your legs to your chest, his grip harsh as he begins slamming into you vigorously. Your eyes roll back, your jaw dropping at the new and incredible feeling. The headboard was slamming into the wall, surely leaving dents and scratches into the plaster.
His moans combine with yours, creating a pitch-perfect harmony. Your bodies are covered in a thin layer of sweat, the heat between you too making the room smell like a mixture of lust and love.
You felt good, so good to the point where you no longer cared.
You manage to push his hands away from your thighs, your legs collapsing on the bed as you pull him closer. Your eyes are half-lidded, glossy as you give him those puppy dog eyes.
"P-Please, need you to c-cum in me!" You urge, pleading for him to give you something you usually would never want - but it was a craving, you were feigning for it.
You needed it.
You miss the way his pupils dilate due to him slamming into you with newfound vigor, your eyes rolling all the way back as your body lurches with each thrust. You could feel the tip of his dick reaching your cervix, nudging the sensitive spot and making you see stars.
"Fuck- god m'so close!" He grunts, his jaw clenched as he tries to get you closer to the edge.
He doesn't have to work that hard, all it took was him moaning in your ear and you were releasing all over him. You let out a small scream as your juices splash between you both, wetting the sheets beneath you as well as both your bodies.
Your nails rake down his back, leaving deep scratch marks on his milky skin as he continues to rut into you. It was becoming too much and he knew it. He whispers sweet words into your ear as he pumps into you relentlessly
"Gonna cum soon. You want me t'fill you up? Give you my babies?"
"Gonna look so pretty preg- oh fuck!"
The idea of you being filled to the brim with his seed, and being pregnant, was enough to send him over, his body shaking as he moans and groans into your ear.
The two of you lay there, fucked out and sweaty as you try to catch your breath. He sits up and pulls out of you, pushing your legs back to watch himself drip out of you.
You were a sight for sore eyes, you looked so pretty like this.
He couldn't help himself.
Despite knowing you're sensitive, he lowers his body and attaches his mouth to your cunt. You jerk and grab at his hair, yanking harshly as you feel his fingers dipping into you. Thankfully it wasn't long, but you still had no chance to catch your breath.
It was something so new and erotic, the way his lips met yours and his tongue pushed the warm salty liquid in your mouth. You moan at the taste, swallowing each drop eagerly.
He pulls back from the sloppy and lustful kiss, staring at you with hungry eyes.
"No condoms for the rest of the night. Hands and knees, now."
#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo#sturniolo fanfic#sturniolo smut#smut#matthew sturniolo#matthew sturniolo smut#sturniolo x reader#matt sturniolo x you#matt sturniolo smut#matt sturniolo x reader#matt girl#emo!matt#matthew sturniolo x you#matthew sturniolo imagine#matthew sturniolo x reader#matt sturniolo imagine
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may I request miss🙋🏻♀️ some high nsfw katsuki
warnings for nsfw, p star! katsuki, no quirk college au, consumption of weed n alc, masturbation, fem! reader, it’s a cliffhanger i’m sorry i don’t have the brain rn
katsuki bakugo would become a porn star entirely on accident.
the topic would surge from time to time in his friend group, mostly as a joke. because "gosh, bakugo! you have the body of a porn star! you sure you're not on some secret account we don't know about?" and it really got to him. what does a porn star body look like, anyway? it's a mystery to him, as he pulls out his phone on incognito and...
he's in disbelief. he's actually looking up porn. never in his life would katsuki bakugo ever think of doing so. katsuki feels like he'd be less guilty if he's not sober whatsoever, so he's searching multiple accounts on his twitter throwaway with one hand as the other holds a small joint. it's not long before his eyes are completely red, pants and boxers slid down to his ankles, and videos recommended by kaminari going on auto-play.
but he's not satisfied, not one bit. he stopped caring for physique videos ago, he's now entertained by the poor technique. with blurry vision, he reads the replies and quote tweets, expressing their inconformities. comments like "god, her moans sound so fake", or "can't he stroke it slowly? i want it to last" make his mind run. katsuki bakugo was lost in the world of constructive criticism, while his ego began to chew at him.
he can do better than those stupid extras, right?
of fucking course. he's katsuki bakugo. but he's not gonna fucking do it. nope. never.
katsuki bakugo is a lightweight. he feels like he's sitting on the moon instead of his couch as he's gulping down some cheap rum his friends bought the week prior. and soon enough, his camera app is open, cock fully on display, and he's stroking it for a few good minutes. and the camera catches everything—how his cock twitches every time his strokes get slower, how the tip was reddish and filled with precum from the very beginning, his heavenly moans, his white-knuckled grip, and how his knees shake as he comes undone and stains his red, velvet couch.
and he has the video on twitter as a draft, half written caption and all. katsuki needs to visualize how it would look like if he posted. until he does. his finger slips, and the video and half caption are posted. at first, katsuki is mortified and doesn’t know what to do, until he sees a person liking and commenting. he decides to leave it up until he sobers up.
twelve hours and a huge hangover later, user 00179359027728kb is a twitter porn sensation.
thousands of users express their love for him, asking and demanding for more videos, as well as wishing to be his partner in crime. when katsuki realizes he can monetize this, he suddenly has dollar signs for eyes. a few videos later and katsuki bakugo is famous.
so famous, in fact, that one of your friends is in love with him, despite only seeing the lower half of his face. she raves about him to you on the daily, and as a result you find yourself creating a throwaway to watch his videos, and damn—katsuki is fucking sensational. he’s an icon, and you wish he were in your bed right then and there.
but he’s quickly discarded by your own brain as you get ready for an outing. it’s a nice, weekend night, and your friends are ready to go clubbing. once you get there it’s… okay, you suppose. dim lighting, people stuffed like sardines in a can, and the occasional couple eating their faces in the corner. you know the many cocktails you had are catching up to you once you accidentally bump into a person, and as you turn to apologize, you’re stunned.
“y’should watch where you’re going.”
“i’m so sorry, i didn’t see y—wait—are you that kb guy from twitter?”
he’s like a deer in headlights. “…that depends. who’s askin’”
“name’s y/n” you giggle, “i know you cause i have a friend who’s nuts for you.”
you officially pique katsuki‘s interest. his eyebrow rises as he smirks, “oh, is she?” he tilts his head to the side, “what about you, sweets? you watch me too?”
shyly, you nod. his smirk gets bigger as he steps closer, “she here? i don’t really do pictures, though.”
“do you do videos?”
liquid courage. it would cost you a lot to even say that sober, and you blame your drunken state for your boldness. katsuki bakugo has that fiery look in his eye as he laughs. “sure i do, sweets. you wanna be the first model for my page or is it just to spite yer friend?”
first?
only model is your goal. you’re determined to make that happen.
“bathroom? in 5?”
“ya got it, captain.”
#stealth ops.#bnha x reader#katsuki smut#bakugo smut#bnha smut#bakugo x reader#bakugou x reader#mha x reader#bnha x you#my hero academia x reader#mha x you#boku no hero academia x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo x you#bakugou x you#katsuki x reader#katsuki x you
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Never Really Over
Lando Norris x Sainz! Reader
*ੈ✩‧₊˚warnings: 18+ MDNI, one bed trope/ forced proximity but barely, slight fake dating, alcohol mentioned/ used, smut, oral (f receiving), fingering, unprotected sex, small amounts of angst, minimal swearing, talks of marriage and children, please let me know if I missed any
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*ੈ✩‧₊˚summary: You and Lando had broken up though decided it was best that no one knew. Max and Kelly's wedding forces you to come together, making it hard to disguise your true feelings. What can possibly go wrong?
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It was difficult being an open book while simultaneously attempting to hide your break up from not only your brother, but anyone who had been invested in seeing the relationship prosper. More often than not you found yourself having to make up answers to questions pertaining to the subject or switch the topic all together. And even if the news of the breakup did somehow come out, you weren’t sure how you’d explain the situation that led to it. The memories of that night were hazy to say the least.
You could faintly remember the fuzzy feeling of alcohol and the buzz of music around you that night. There was no doubt that you had been out at some party or club, as you often found yourself at one. Though everything beyond that felt like a badly painted watercolor portrait; the colors, or events in this case, bleeding together into a cruel image of that night.
“What are you saying?” he asked, voice cracking as he searched your face for an answer. The words coming from your mouth slurred but determined.
“I’m not an idiot, Lando. What else would you be doing when you go out to celebrate your wins for races I didn't attend?”
“You think I’m cheating on you? This is what this whole thing is about?” his voice raised with slight anger.
“Yeah,” you raised your voice back at him. You wanted to blame the sudden burst of jealousy completely on the alcohol, but you knew that would be a lie, there had always been an insecure pit in your stomach that had only been growing since you began dating. “You’re an attractive, famous athlete. It would be weird if you weren’t.”
“What's the point of being in a relationship if you can’t trust me?”
“The door is wide open, Lando. No one is holding you here by force,” you hadn’t meant those words, but they couldn’t be taken back.
“Is that what you want? You want to break up?” you couldn’t bring yourself to look at him, let alone answer his question. “Fine,” he whispered, running a hand over his face, pacing around the hotel room, “Alright.”
The only memory that seemed to feel concrete and not muddled by all the drinks of the night prior, was the moment you woke up the following day. The sloppily written note on a receipt from some club letting you know that he had left per your request. And even though he didn’t explicitly say things were over, it wasn’t difficult to understand what the note was implying. Beside the fact that you two no longer interacted as a couple, everything else seemed normal, especially to those who didn’t pry beyond surface level. It was for good reason that you two did this; Carlos would have taken your side regardless of the situation, and you didn’t want to be the root cause of a possible falling out. Maybe that's why you didn’t blame Max and Kelly when they told you that you would be sharing a room with Lando for their wedding.
You had somehow arrived before Lando, taking that time to unpack and mentally prepare to be in such an intimate space with him after such a long time apart. Things were definitely going to be awkward; you were certain you would have to tell everyone the truth about the status of your relationship. It was becoming increasingly clear to you that lying to everyone hadn’t been the best idea. But telling the truth now, when it had been months of lying, was certain to dampen the vibe of the next few days and put a rift between everyone involved. So as Lando walked into the room you couldn't stop yourself from blurting out your disapproval.
“We can’t possibly tell them the truth– it would ruin everything, and I refuse to ruin Max and Kelly’s wedding week.”
He stared blankly at you, shutting the door and placing his suitcase beside it, “Jesus, could you give a man a few seconds. I’ve just barely walked through the door.” You ran a nervous hand through your hair, pacing across the expanse of the room. How could he look so calm about this, you envied how well he played things off. No matter how much things truly affected him, he always had to have an obnoxious nonchalant air to him. “You’re making me dizzy,” he let out a slight chuckle that made your eye twitch.
“I’m sorry for being the only one concerned over this, Lando.”
“More like paranoid. Relax, there's nothing to be concerned about,” he said with a light shrug, throwing himself onto the only bed. It stuck out like a sore thumb, a reminder of how difficult it would be to ignore him over the next couple of days.
“What are we going to do about that?” you asked, nodding towards the bed a tense expression plastered on your usually calm face.
“We’re adults, sharing a bed isn’t a big deal, right?”
“Not a big deal at all,” you agreed, letting out a shaky breath attempting to calm your nerves. He nodded, giving you an awkward smile– the only sign of the emotions he was hiding behind his mask. For a moment you were sure he was just as concerned as you were, if not more.
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Rehearsal dinners, a momentous event for any wedding. Sure, the actual wedding ceremony and reception are consequential, but the rehearsal dinner sets the tone for those two. Landos presence alone hand you high strung, now add the high stake of this fake commitment you both had. The clamminess of your hands increased tenfold as you sat beside him, occasionally giving a small smile as Lando conversed with those around you. The conversations around you seemed to fade as you focused on the napkin in front of you. Its stark whiteness against the deep colors of the tableware around it making it stand out. It almost felt like the napkin was taunting you, as if saying, “You’re not fooling anyone, you two stand out as much as I do in this sea of real couples.”
“Are you okay?” Carlos asks you from across the table, face etched into a mix of concern and suspicion. Your silence throughout this whole ordeal becoming a clear indicator that something was wrong.
“Hm?”
“I asked if you're okay,” he repeated, eyes glancing between you and Lando.
“Yeah, I’m fine,” you responded with a shaky smile.
Carlos' eyes narrowed at you, clearly not buying your answer, he seemed to want to say more but hesitated. Lando quickly intercepted the conversation moving on to a topic he could easily control.
“How much do you want to bet that Max will cry tomorrow?” Lando asked, a playful smirk making its way onto his face, “I say he starts crying as soon as he gets ready for the ceremony.”
“I bet you’ll cry more at your wedding,” Carlos says smiling at you and Lando, it's clear he's fond of the idea of a wedding between his sister and close friend.
“Yeah, probably, but we have a few more years until we even start worrying about that,” Lando placed a hand behind your chair, his fingers gently grazing the exposed skin of your back.
“You didn’t deny the idea of a wedding, does that mean you plan to marry my sister?”
“Let's slow down, mate. I'm not going to deny or admit anything,” Lando let out a laugh, tracing soft shapes onto your shoulder. For once his words and actions didn’t feel forced, as if this were second nature to him. It was almost impossible to tell if he was being truthful in his response or if it was all part of the act. You stared at the half empty glass of wine in front of you, hands moving on their own accord to bring the glass to your lips allowing you to nearly down it all in one go. You were going to need a lot more to drink if you were going to sell the act.
Maybe you had underestimated how much you had to drink or perhaps everything was becoming too hard to control. You felt Landos arm wrap around your waist as he guided you back to your shared room, whispering about something you had done though you didn’t catch what he said and you could hardly remember the rest of the dinner.
“You’re a lightweight,” Lando sighed as he sat you at the edge of the bed, kneeling down to unstrap your heels. His touch against your bare ankle felt nothing short of electric, something so intense and mind numbing.
“I’ve missed you,” you drunkenly admit, running your foot against his chest.
His grip on your ankle tightens in an attempt to hinder your movement, “hm,” he hums out as a response, impulsively lifting your leg up to press a small kiss to the inside of your ankle. The familiar pressure of his lips against your skin erupts your skin in goosebumps.
“We’re more in love than ever before,” you say, giving Lando one of the most sincere smiles he's seen from you in a while, his grip on your shoulder tightening slightly as you talked to Kelly, “Right, Lando?”
“Absolutely madly in love,” he says, leaning in to press a kiss to your cheek. He hadn't expected you to move and plant your lips against his in a sloppy drunk kiss, drawing laughs from those around you.
His lips continue to travel up your calf, his eyes trained on your face to catch any glimpse of change in your expression. He pushes you down against the bed, hovering over you, “You’re drunk,” he lets out a sigh, resting his head in the crook of our neck.
“And?”
“We shouldn’t do this while you're drunk– I refuse to do this while you're drunk,” Lando whispers, unsure if he's trying to convince you or himself, “I don’t want you to regret this when you're sober, and it's just wrong.”
You grab his face, pulling him away from his hiding spot in your neck. You stare at him for a while before bringing his face closer to your own, gently meeting your lips in a surprisingly fluid kiss.
Lando quickly pulls away, standing from his spot on top of you, “No, not while you’re… like that,” he rubs a hand on his face, gesturing frustratedly at you. He grabs a pillow and a sheet from the bed, laying on the decently sized couch in the room deciding it would be better to sleep away from you– considering the state you were in.
The blinding light coming from the window awoke you the following morning, your pulsating headache the only reminder of the night before. Lando was already awake, still laying on the couch typing away on his phone. He seemed to feel your gaze on him, “How are you feeling?” he asked, sitting up to get a better look at you, his voice filled with slight concern.
“I’ve felt better, can’t remember shit,” you admit, placing a hand on your forehead as if it would do anything to calm the pulsing headache.
“That's probably for the better,” he stares at you longingly, it's clear that he does remember whatever happened at the rehearsal dinner and your shared room, “we should begin getting ready, we can’t be late to Max and Kellys big day.” You wanted to press him for answers, force him to reveal the source of his distant attitude, but decided against it. Things couldn’t get more tense between you, especially not tonight.
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The wedding ceremony had been beautiful, Max had indeed cried almost as soon as Kelly began to make her way towards him. And even now as they sat together at the wedding reception you could catch the hint of a happy tear poke its way out of his eyes.
You felt Landos hand slip around your waist, pulling you closer to his side. He had remained by your side since the wedding ceremony, refusing to leave you for even a second. His actions felt less forced than they had previously felt. And as he leaned in to whisper something in your ear bits and pieces of the day prior began to escape the floodgates of your mind.
You let out a small giggle as Lando whispered into your ear, “stop it, you’re not acting like yourself. They’ll catch on,” his breath tickling you.
“I just love you so much,” you whispered back, placing a kiss to the corner of his lips, giggling to yourself like a child. You’d never been big on PDA but in your drunken state you couldn’t seem to keep your hands and lips off of Lando.
“You too are adorable, as in love as when you first started dating– perhaps even more in love,” Alexandra said from beside Charles, smiling between you and Lando.
“Our love has definitely grown. We’re going to get married and have kids,” you leaned into Landos touch, your smile widening at Alexandra's words.
“Okay, you've had way too much to drink– I think it's time to go to bed. We’ll see you guys tomorrow,” Lando announced to the table, shaking his head with a nervous laugh.
“Oh we’re sure you're gonna go to bed,” Daniel teased, causing the table to erupt in laughter.
“Hey, you okay?” Lando asked, concern written all over his face, his eyes dancing across your face.
“Yeah.”
“You spaced out, didn’t even react to what I said.”
“What did you say?” you asked, finally snapping out of the memory of the night prior.
He stared at you, his face still overtaken with concern, “I said, we sold the lie pretty good…” he whispered. If you didn’t know better you'd think he was upset, upset that it was all a show. For a moment he frowned, quickly smiling again, “Lets go dance,” he grabbed your hand, dragging you to the dance floor.
Lando placed his hands on your hips, pulling you close to him, moving you both to the rhythm of the song. He smiled tenderly at you, and everything began to blur into a confusing mess. You weren’t sure what was real and what was a lie fabricated to convince everyone that you were still madly in love. He played the role of loving boyfriend so well that you were beginning to fall for the charade too, you were starting to believe that he still loved you and had never stopped.
Your head found its way to his chest, resting there as if it were its official home. The both of you continued to silently sway to the music. The world around you seemed to disappear, almost as if you were the only ones that mattered at that moment. It was confusing how you felt so connected to him yet so far.
Lando rested his shin atop your head for a moment. He straightened out his back, bringing your dancing to a halt, hand reaching to grasp your chin so that you were staring at him. “Please tell me you’re not faking it,” he whispered, his eyes desperately searching yours, “tell you still love me. That you’ve meant every fleeting touch, every stolen glance, every kiss you’ve given me this weekend… please.”
You weren't sure if it was the alcohol or his words that made the room around you spin, forcing you to grasp onto the jacket of his suit to stabilize yourself. The music you were dancing to just a moment ago now a murmured buzz in your ear. You wanted to be truthful, to admit that you had never stopped loving him and possibly never would. The look of desperation on his face urging you to confess your soul to him. “Of course I love you” you finally said aloud for the first time in months, relief instantly flooding his face.
Lando cupped your cheek, gently caressing it, a genuine smile spreading across his face. Neither of you had been faking anything, that much was clear as his lips found their place on top of your own. It was gentle, not rushed but relaxed, as if you had until the end of times to relish in each other's presence. He pulled away after a while, letting your lips hover– barely touching, breathing in each other's shaky breaths. “Do you think they’d notice if we left?” he asked, looking around the reception.
“No, everyone is focused on Max and Kelly.”
“Good,” he said, slightly out of breath as he led you towards the exit. You silently thanked Max and Kelly for choosing to have their wedding close to where you were all staying.
It didn't take you long to get back to your room, instantly finding each other in a heated kiss. Bodies pressing against one another as you desperately tried to get closer, almost as if you wanted to become one.
“Take this off,” Lando mumbled against your neck as he pulled at the zipper of your dress in a pitiful attempt to help you get undressed. You let the fabric pool on the floor, kicking off your heels, leaving you exposed to his hunger filled eyes.
“It's not fair that I’m completely naked you’re not,” you complained as he guided you towards the bed, gently pushing you onto it when the back of your knees hit the edge.
He tossed his suit jacket aside, his fingers attempting to quickly and smoothly unbutton his shirt, “better?” he asked as he was left shirtless.
You sat up for a moment, your hands working to rid him of his trousers, smiling and resting back on the bed when you finally succeeded, “Much better.”
Lando pressed himself against you, placing kisses down your neck, “You’re beautiful,” he whispered, your hands tangling themselves into his hair as you pulled him up for a kiss. It was much more rushed than the previous kisses had been, his teeth clashing against your own, your tongues pressing against one another. His hands ran up and down the expanse of your body before finding their new home atop your breasts, each one kneading at them.
You wrapped your hand around his wrist, pulling his hand down towards your pussy, gasping at his thumb rubbed against your clit. He pulled away from your lips, leaving you out of breath, kissing down your body. "Please,” you whispered as he positioned himself between your legs, pressing soft kisses to your thighs. Running his tongue up your slit, wrapping his lips on to your sensitive nub. Lando continued to switch between lapping at your cunt and sucking at your clit– teasing your entrance with his middle finger, slowly pushing it in. Encouraged by your moans and the wet squelching sound coming from between your thighs, he sped up his actions, swallowing at you like a starved man. You pushed against his head, back arching off the bed as your first orgasm of the night washed over you.
Lando pulled away, smiling up at you, “still know how to get you off,” he said smugly, pressing a quick kiss to your thigh.
“Just shut up and fuck me,” you urged him, pulling him back up, pressing a kiss to his lips.
“But teasing you is so fun.”
You rolled your eyes, wrapping your legs around him, quickly switching your position so that you were on top of him. “Don’t make me regret this,” you spat on your hand, taking his hard cock in your hand giving it a teasing jerk.
“Please don’t” he grunted, your finger running against his slit. Your brows drawn together in concentration as you lined him up to your entrance, letting out a shaky breath as sank down onto him. You took a moment to adjust to having him inside you, resting your hand against his chest to steady yourself as you lifted your hips and brought them back down. You let out a shaky breath as you began to ride him, guiding his hands up to your breasts and they bounced with your movement. You had forgotten how full it felt to have him within you– clenching around his cock as he sucked at one of your breasts, rolling the other nipple between his fingers.
Your pace faltered as you lost yourself in the pleasure, letting out loud gasps as Lando began to thrust up to meet your movements. He wrapped his hand around your hips, bringing them down harder to meet his thrusts. Landos pace increased as your nails dug into his chest, rhythm becoming sloppy as he felt his orgasm approach. “I should probably pull out,” he rasped but made no attempt to do so.
“It's okay, I'm on birth control,” you breathed out.
“Shit,” he stilled your movements, spilling inside of you, his fingers finding their way back to your clit in an attempt to pull another orgasm from you. Your head fell into the crook of his neck as you came for a second time. The room around you spinning slightly as you attempted to catch your breath.
“Do you think they’ve noticed we’re gone?” he asked breathlessly, voice still shaky.
“Definitely.”
“Should we go back?”
“No,” you respond, lifting yourself off of Lando to lay beside him. You had no desire to redress and mingle at the reception after what had happened. You couldn't trust your feet to carry you for the rest of the night, especially when you still felt the dizzying effects of sex.
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They had noticed your absence, and they teased you relentlessly about it the few days after the wedding. You had reconciled with Lando, your relationship going back to the way it was before the stupid argument. And with that reconciliation came the confession, in which you confessed to everyone that you had briefly broken up. Although the break up had been entirely your fault, upon hearing the confession Carlos glared at Lando– muttering not so empty threats to him about not hurting you. You were certain he would have strangled Lando if you hadn’t reconciled.
You smiled up at Lando as you lounged in the living room, resting your head back onto his chest. He placed a lingering kiss on the stop of your head, wrapping his arms around you. This had been your reality since Max and Kellys wedding, pure bliss. You couldn’t experience and explore for one another every waking moment.
“I could stay like this forever,” Lando whispered into your hair, his grip around you tightening as if he were scared to lose you again. Or as if he thought this were a dream and you'd vanish at any moment with the simple sound of an alarm. But you were real and you weren’t going to lose one another again, you wouldn't allow that.
“Me too,” you whispered back, “I love you.”
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