#It would be so funny if this becomes my one (1) ((haha o n e ((snapcubes sonic fanden referense))) famous post
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
My yt animatics phase: IT IS I, THE GOD WHOM YOU ABANDONED AND TRIED TO KILL AND I HAVE RISEN FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX TO DO NOTHING BUT HAUNT YOUR MIND AND HYPNOTISE YOUR SOUL!!! BOW BEFORE MY ALMIGHTY GRIP ON YOUR MIND LEST I EXPLODE YOUR PANCAKES WITH MY MIND (your fuckings pancakes)
Me: it's three am. Pls let me sleep
#I see ONE (1) “kiss me son of god” animatic and aLL OF A SUDDEN THE MOTHERFUCKER JUST SHOWS UP#GOT ME GETTING INSPIRATION FOR MY OWN STUFF (that I had kinda given up on cus whoever controls the universe wont give me motivation)#GOT ME WANTING TO CREATE STUFF FOR MY OWN OCS WHEN I HAVENT DONE THAT IN LIKE#a long time#A long time.#BRO I JUST#the fuckings song got me in a chokehold#Hmmmmmmmm#It would be so funny if this becomes my one (1) ((haha o n e ((snapcubes sonic fanden referense))) famous post#But alas#I will never get one#Tis the burden of being upopulær in both mind spirit and body#I could never be in a frat (maybe in a veeeery different timeline)#I got one wannabe fratboy who wants to kill me tho#He's trans and homophobic and a bitch ass motherfucker#I like the attention tho so I dont really mind#Speaking of attention why dont you hit 5hat like and subcribe button#Ayyyyyyyyyy#Im not even a youtuber#Im just a poor boy I need no sympati cus im ez com ez go little high little low#Okay its too late im quoting Queen imma stop this post before it gets too wierd#Just like that cut song from gravity falls where they say the line “its gonna get wierd”
0 notes
Text
Favourite Horror Tv Shows (Unranked)
The Haunting Of Hill House
You want trauma in your ghosts? You want plottwists and time shenanigans? You want excruciatingly beautifully shot episodes? You want m o n o l o g u e s ! Family drama! Shirley Jackson with a twist?
I’m someone who generally loves Mike Flanagan’s work, because he’s not particularly pretentious about it. He clearly just loves horror as a metaphor for grief and trauma in particular, and also his wife Kate Siegel, and I think that’s sexy of him.
This is definitely my favourite out of everything he’s made though, movies included.
The Exorcist
Underrated! Wonderful! Queer! It’s unfortunate that this show was so misjudged that it didn’t reach the audience that it would have thrived under. I imagine a bunch of angry edgy fanboys wouldn’t be too happy with queer priests (amongst others) and feminist horror.
Geena Davies in season 1. John Cho and Brianna Hildebrand in season 2. And the leads (Marcus and Tomas) are the version of partners-in-crime (sometimes literally crime) who pine for each other that for once isn’t grounded in no homo.
The tenderness of affixing someone’s priest collar 🥺
(they get this close the first time they meet. this is their first meeting).
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Classic! Created so many tropes! And, despite J*ss Wh*d*n being a dick, full of women who are played by wonderful, talented actresses, and who get (for the most part) interesting, harrowing, fulfilling, varied narratives.
I really didn’t see a genre show with this many female leads again until... I wanna throw out a year like 2015-2016. And even then, this one breaks the mold in terms of sheer accessibility and fun and inventiveness!
Sarah Michelle Gellar is an icon. This is her show!
Santa Clarita Diet
You know that post that’s like: My favourite “het” couples in film are actually bisexual. You know when a woman is unhinged and her husband is simply there to assist her in that goal? You love domestic serial killers? Zombies with-a-twist? Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant being married?
Literally what’s not to love? Sometimes your spouse becomes a zombie and because you love her, you’re going to help find the right victims (usually nazis) and hide the bodies. I don’t even like the idea of marriage, but if this is what it’s about, I finally get it!
Twin Peaks
I feel like I’m due a rewatch of this. The tragedy of it wasn’t lost on me when I was younger, but I was definitely very caught up in the eerie dreaminess and idiosyncrasies of the characters.
Also, I still haven’t seen Fire Walk With Me, which I feel would help to recenter the whole narrative where it rightfully belongs: With Laura Palmer.
It’s aesthetically so right though. It draws you in, it unsettles you, it embodies the idea of a place being alive.
Not to mention we love Dale Cooper in this household!
The Addams Family
Okay before there were any other married couples, there was Morticia and Gomez Addams.
This show is so funny - so many of the gags you see in the later movies that are also still hilarious are directly from the original show.
I’ve got no ability to say how this was appreciated in the 60s, but considering it only had two seasons I feel like Not Enough.
Somethingsomething ahead of its time, very subversive, Gomez Addams is Sean Astin’s stepfather, which feels important to me.
The Twilight Zone
Speaking of ahead-of-its-time right?
This show is everything! It has everything! It’s fantastic writing! It’s gorgeous set-up-and-pay-off! It’s political! It’s spooky! It’s anthology! It’s classic! It’s wild to me that its first season was in 1959, but it was a time of change and this fits perfectly into that push against all kinds of sensibilities and norms, both within Hollywood and America beyond.
Rod Sterling was a masterclass writer and anyone interested in the strange and unusual, but also just in good stories put to screen ought to watch this.
Seriously: The Classic!
Hannibal
The joke I was going to make was “haha look I chose a gif for this show that’s less about Cannibalism and more about how gay these two are,” but honestly a large proportion of the gifs are about how gay these two are, and isn’t the show really a gay dramedy when you get down to it?
The inverse Pushing Daisies, the continuation of Bryan Fuller’s perfect career of making beloved - and then cancelled - shows (Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, Pushing Daisies, Hannibal... what next?) and my personal favourite of the bunch, because I love gothic gay idiots.
Chucky
I’ve seen the first 4 episodes. I love the film franchise (me, having watched the Child’s Play Verse films in the last two months, clutching them to my chest and hissing like a cat).
It is more enjoyable if you watch the movies first, since it situates itself in an already-established verse and narrative, but it’s a fascinatingly built world that - because of its continued story through the last 30 years - feels very congruent to its own internal wacky laws.
It also has queerness baked into its bones and I’m fascinated by how it’ll delve further into that legacy now that it’s become more possible to be direct about it.
#long post#I was trying to think - what spooky-based shows have I watched and actually it's a fair fucking few#and a loooot of them haven't adequately scratched the itch#i have THINGS i demand! and if you're not doing the things I probably won't enjoy you#horror#film#cinema#anyway wanted to do this for october but eh... it basically just ended right?
37 notes
·
View notes
Text
ateez if a curvier girl liked them
disclaimer!! i am 100% sure these boys would like you for you and not for how many curves you have. you are beautiful no matter what !!! as a curvier girl myself, writing this made me happy hehe
seonghwa
let’s be honest. seonghwa loves curvy girls
i mean he loves all girls, but smth abt a curvy lady gets him going
so imagine his face when a curvy girl likes him !!!!!
you’d tell him “seonghwa... u kinda cute doe” and he’d be like😳😃
he’s had his eye on you for a while
he jus luvs your personality and your humour
and your curves
tbh he’s snuck a glance every now and then
you’d bend down to grab the tv remote and suddenly he’s blushing and thinking of everything he’d do to u omg
or you’d wear a crop top and sit down and your belly might show a lil bit and he melts in his seat
all he wants is to feel ur pretty body
but .. unfortunately u didn’t think that he would like you
you thought that he only had his eye out for the slimmer girls, but that was simply not true queen
so it took u a sec to confess your feelings for him
but once you did you were so surprised at his response
“hey seonghwa, i know that you probably don’t think the same but like i rlly think ur cute and funny and pretty and i rlly like u but i know i’m not rlly ur type and like that’s fine-“
“wait!!! u like me”
“i like u too !!!!!!! who tf told u that ur not my type bc i will beat them up ur gorgeous who told u that >:((((“
and u explain to him that it was just ur brain and he says Never to think that about yourself !!!! bc you are beautiful !!!!
and then ur both just uwu in love with each other and he’s in love w ur curves and ur in love with his chicken legs and it’s amazing and wonderful and you’re so happy you said something bc otherwise you wouldn’t have found the love of ur life :’)
hongjoong
hongjoong is Obsessed
obsessed w your thighs and your tummy and your booty
when u tell him u like him he’s not only like “holy shit i like you too” he’s imagining alllllll the things he can do w u and ur curves
when u first start going out and dating and such it’s great it’s amazing he makes you laugh and you feel beautiful bc he makes you feel beautiful
but when you start opening up to him about your insecurities you thought things would change
but they didn’t !!!!!!!! he started loving u harder
and every day since that first time you cried in his arms he tells you you’re beautiful
“hi honey u look gorgeous”
“baby !!!!! i love that dress on you”
“hey bb, since i can’t see you today i’m just letting u know that you’re beautiful !! and i love and miss you !!!!”
“there’s my fav tummy!!”
he will not Stop telling you how beautiful u are you’re not complaining
he thinks ur a queen and he treats you like one
he loves all of you. all the cellulite and all the curves and all dimples
and he’s not shy abt it either ;)
yunho
ok listen up sweeties
yunho doesn’t rlly pay attention to figure
i mean ofc he LOves your body and he thinks you’re beautiful
but he would not like you if not for your personality
which is absolutely amazing
and so he doesn’t rlly understand when you tell him that you don’t wanna eat that ice cream or the pizza
he thinks you’re beautiful (bc you are) so why don’t u think you’re beautiful too ??????
why won’t u eat w him ????
why wont you take ur shirt off in front of him ???
so one day he brings u mcdonald’s and a shamrock milkshake yummy!!!!
and he sits down w u and watches you try and do everything but eat
so he stops u and looks at u and tells u everything you’ve ever wanted to hear
“babe plz eat in front of me... i think your body is beautiful and i think you’re beautiful and i would not buy u food if i didn’t think so”
and u know this is true bc yunho loves his food and his own shamrock shakes
so u smile at him and lay in his arms and u eat that damn burger!!!!!!
he makes all your insecurities go away
he loves u so much u literally can’t breathe
he’s always hugging you and feeling you up and wrapping his huge arms around u
and he makes u so comfy with yourself
and you love him
and he loves u
yeosang
ok yeosang loves u
and u know it he lowkey highkey makes it obvious
everytime you walk in he either 1) gets all blushy and stops talking mid sentence
“dude!!! stop destroying my fucking hous- uh uh h-hi y/ n”
i don’t actually know what they do in fortnite but if u do and this is wrong just imagine minecraft instead
or 2) he tries to be all tuff and show off
“oh hey y/n” he says as he casually rolls up his sleeve and stretches
but what he Doesn’t know is that u like him too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he thinks ur waaaaaay our of his league
i mean just take a look at u!!! ur thighs ur belly ur boobiez
p e r f e c t i o n
but one day he accidentally walks in on you and seonghwa talking (he thinks u like seonghwa)
and he hears u like “idk seong he’s really cute and so nice to me and such an angel... also have u seen dem arms doe !!”
and What The Heck
yeosang cannot believe it
u???? the girl of his DREAm s ??? likes HIM ???
and what do u know when he hears that he suddenly can’t keep his balance and trips right over
over what exactly ?? his dignity
and he falls right in front of u and seonghwa
seonghwa just snickers and laughs and leave the room
yeosang just stares at u for a moment before getting up and just staring at u some more
“uh yeosang?? u good”
“h a hah yeah .. i’m good”
“ok. did u hear the part where i said i think you’re cute”
“. yes i did y-es”
“ok. do u like me too”
“uh y-yeah i uh yes”
“ok. get over here dummy”
“👁👄👁”
san
ok we all know san
this weirdo
this secs ee mf that gives zero fucks
haha mmmm
^^^^ that’s what he’s like every time u walk by
idk it’s getting late i’m tired plz don’t judge
when he sees u he’s all like hehehbajsbs ajdosndbdniejn ùwú
but externally he’s like heh he h wassup
and he makes hand gestures at u like outlining ur curvy body
and winking at u
and let’s be honest he may or may not have slapped dat ass a few times
and even though it’s kinda nasty u kinda like it
u know he means well and it’s just one way he shows his love and appreciation for u
and he wouldn’t do it if you told him no !!! consent is key
and u consent bc u like the way he gets slightly flustered everytime he does it
eventually u have to give in one day bc he’s been teasing you long enough
so one day ur walking by him and he smacks ur dump truck and u spin around and grab his arm and pull him up to ur chest
and he’s like HUH
and ur like hi sannie
and he’s like “h-hi”
AND THEN U KISS HIM
AND HE LOVES IT
and he’s feeling u up and he sits you down and pulls him into his lap
and ur scared that ur too much for that
so when u start pulling away he’s like “NO I LIKE U HERE STAY U LOOK SO ORETTY SITTING ON ME”
and u giggle and stay
and then more kissing and cuddling and loving
and he makes u laugh and feel good
and u make him happy and so excited all the time
and it’s sooo good omg he luvs allllll of u so much
mingi
i may have a soft spot for this man
he’s jus so weird and funky
but he’s so cute like idk
don’t tell seonghwa
ANYWAY
those are your exact thoughts abt him too
your relationship was always like....there was tension there
ofc u always thought abt him
and he always thought abt u
u lived in his head rent free
ur curves and dimples and amazing bodyodyody
accompanied w ur amazing personality!!! what could he not love
so when u became friends he was already obsessed w u
he’s always whiny and needy for ur attention
when the boys are there he’s like “😎😈💪🦵”
BUT WHEN YOURE THERE
he does a full 180
his voice goes from deep and scruffy to all soft
the boys clown him for it
but he doesn’t care
he sends u memes all the time
he texts you every day
at first it was an occasional hey wsp and now it’s like “good morning!! how’d u sleep” “hey bb girl wanna go get boba” “u looked rlly good today”
it makes ur heart flutter
and when he started calling u baby girl in PERSON
U DIED
and tbh he didn’t mean to say it the first time it just slipped out BUT he loved the way it made u blush and look down and cross your legs a lil
so he just couldn’t stop saying it
eventually the reaction u had went down a lil bc u got used to it
and that was when he decided he needed to do more
so eventually he got up the courage on a boba date to stop u and sit u down on a bench
and when u were like yes what is it mango
it took him a sec bc u looked so PRETTY in your dress
your thighs crossed and the way your boobies sat in it
he couldn’t help but stare (respectfully)
and u were like HELLo
and he cleared his throat and was like “ur really pretty”
and u blushed and covered yourself w ur arms
and he was like No >:( ur gorgeous and took your hands in his
and kissed them and kissed your arm all the way up to ur face
and he kissed your cheeks and was like these cheeks are so cute
and kissed ur nose and was like i love your nose
and then ur lips
and he didn’t have to say anything for you to know he loved your lips just as much as he loved your everything else
wooyoung
okay if i thought hongjoong was obsessed .
wooyoung is a whole other story
as soon as u step into the room ur the only one that matters
he would stop answering the boys
he would only be looking at you
trying his best to make u laugh it works
bc he loves the way your face lights up when u smile
and how your body shakes when u laugh
and he loves talking to u
abt anything and everything
so he becomes your very best friend
and when u get comfortable to share your insecurities with him he gets so sad and mad
he gets so ANGERY
he’s like WHO SAID THAT WHY WOULD U THINK THAT U ARE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND AKSJDJAJFJAKL
and one day ur ranting to him about something SOME DUMB ASS BOY said to u in class
AND HES LIKE I WILL BEAT HIM UP NO ONE TALKS TO MY BABY LIKE THAT
and ur like 😳 “y-your baby?”
and he’s like oh fuck fuck fuck fuck
he starts to apologize and ramble
and u just giggle
he’s like ??????
and ur like “i’ll be your baby wooyoungie”
“if you’ll be mine too”
AND HE CANNOT BELIEVE
he runs up to u and picks u up and spins u around and he kisses u and he’s like MY BABY
“dats ma baby and aint nobody finna touch em”
^^ that’s what he’s like w u
and he’s so happy youre his and he’s yours
cuz now he gets all your curves to himself hehehehehehehehehe
jongho
jongho is such a softie
especially for u
he melts everytime he sees your soft skin and your pretty face
he tries really hard to be all tuff around u
but it never pans out
bc he’s so in luv w how pretty you are
in his mind u are the most perfect person ever
he lets u vent to him abt anything
he likes to talk to u abt everything
deep or not
and one day you’re like “hey jongho, i’ve never heard u talk abt a girl before”
and he goes all blushy and is like ha ha i uh i guess u haven’t
and u ask if he has a crush
and he goes even redder
and ur like “U DO OMG TELL KE ABT HER”
sooooo he does
“well she really pretty and has such a kind heart and beautiful eyes and an amazing smile and the prettiest curves i’ve been talking to her for a while and she makes me so happy”
“she’s so gorgeous but she doesn’t think so and it makes me really angry i just wanna tell her she’s beautiful”
and ur like “awww just tell her then! she’ll love hearing that from you” oblivious mf
so jongho sits up straight and looks u right in the eyes and says “ok then. you’re beautiful y/n”
you’re eyes go wide and u open ur mouth to say smth but nothing comes out
so u just hug him
and he wraps his arms around u and says “it’s true, you’re so beautiful”
and u just hug him tighter
and the night is perfect :,)
and he’s perfect
and he’s so grateful u asked him that question
174 notes
·
View notes
Note
hi !!! congrats on 100 followers !!
soooo i'm here for the jujutsu kaisen match-up hahah... alright let me just get started
1) i'm lightskin black girl. i have fuller lips, a smaller/average nose. i've got brown eyes and thick, straighter eyebrows :) i have collarbone length hair that is curly, dark and cut into a shaggy mullet,, kinda messy lmao
2) my love language is touch !!
3) i'm bisexual :)
4) my goals are to be involved in the arts, i love being creative in everyway. anything that can help me become more creative or just anything new that i can learn is always good for me ! but if i had to pick a specific career, i'd love to be an actress.
i'd say my only fears is not living up to my full potential, or just letting myself down. also spiders.. 🧍♀️
dislikes,,, anyone who is unnecessarily rude.
5) what i look for in a person,,,, someone who understands me or atleast accepts me for all the randomness that goes on in my head lol. just want someone on the same wavelength as me, some i can laugh w, someone who can be my best friend before my lover. cuz personally i can be v sarcastic, so to have playful banter back and forth is so important to me !! 😭
i'm an introvert, but can be loud around people im comfortable with. i am v scatter brained,,, so i just have random outbursts of energy lol
6) hobbies and interests,, i love creating things ! call my ass bob the builder LMAO but i do love art, editing, fashion and dancing :)
7) what makes me feel confident,, i'd have to say the music i listen to, the clothes i wear. if i wake up one day and feel good then i'm goof for the entire day haha. and insecurities,,, i don't think i have if im being honest... cocky much 😭
but yeaahhhh, hope i didn't overdo it 😭 sorry if i did. but thank you and congrats again !!
Jujutsu Kaisen Matchup Event | OPEN
Thank you so much for participating! Since you didn’t give an emoji, I went ahead and picked 🧍♀️ if that’s alright ( •⌄��� ू )✧. It’s for when I make the masterlist, I can use it instead of revealing names heh. Thank you again!! Hope you enjoy!!
Out of everyone in Jujutsu Kaisen, I pair you with…
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1c4ad6e7623093e71b68cbb937d9fee/6c7e00bb24299f7f-92/s540x810/fae2814ac600e20639b38b8173c01c04ca4ece16.jpg)
Honey you are gorgeous and Yuji will fall flat on his face in love with you. He isn’t picky with appearances and will probably compliment every little thing because he can’t narrow down what he loves the most. Sure he may say that he loves a tall woman with a big ass, but his heart is too pure to be limited to such a thing. You will be his queen and no one can tell him otherwise.
In the beginning of your relationship, Yuji is an all in type of boy. He's gonna act like you've been together for fifty years and hold you in high regards. For one, you actually accepted to date him out of everyone which he's shocked about as well. Secondly, you just make him so happy that he can't hold back. The only respect he has in the beginning is the amount of pda. Hand holding and hugs are a must but everything else comes with him.
Yuji will lowkey wanna play with your hair cause he's amazed by the curls. He would grab one and pull it to see it bounce. That boy will be like 😲 and do it again until you tell him to stop. [as someone with curly hair too, I find it funny when this happens jskssksks so I had to include it].
Those lips, Yuji will be all over you. He's all for physical affection, so he will not hesitate to kiss you and then make some type of cute remark about how your lips feel on his. He will absolutely melt if you kiss his face; cheeks, nose, chin or just anywhere..he will be putty and have a blush on his cheeks and a stupid smile to match. Like I said, he's in love with you completely.
Yuji definitely relates with you in terms of your fears, aside from spiders. He will willingly kill those for you and be deemed the hero. Anyways, Yuji will listen to your fears and concerns while also adding his own so that you know that he feels the same and that you aren't alone as long as he's around. Yuji is also your biggest supporter, he will encourage you to be the best version of yourself while saying it's fine to make mistakes along the way. Just do the same for him, you both build each other up ❤
Yuji isn't very creative, so seeing you take an interest in just about anything you set your mind to, he's right behind you with full support. You wanna be an actress? Yuji is your biggest fan and helps you practice if you plan to pursue the dream. He admires everything you do, from the littlest things to the biggest. Yuji also helps you discover new things, especially if he knows it'll catch your attention even for a short while.
Yuji sees you dancing? Girl please, he's gonna join you even if he can't dance for shit. This boy is hard to embarrass, so you'll have a partner no matter what. Your love for fashion? Yuji will let you pick things out for him, he just has a strong preference for hoodies. Other than that, he gives you full reign to play dress up on those days you both spend time at the mall.
In terms of conflict, Yuji would want to settle the matter as soon as possible. He can't deal with the idea of losing someone he holds so dear. He'd give you space, but not for too long. Yuji is the type that would come to you and just pull you into his arms. The contact is one form of reassurance and the apologies that soon follow only make it better. Now if you weren't one to apologize right away, the hug is definitely enough for Yuji to ease his worries.
Yuji can take jokes just as he can dish them, even it they're a little dumb. He admires your randomness, he thinks it keeps the relationship fresh and there's always something to discover. As much as Yuji loves you, he also considers you to be his best friend as well. It's the best of both ends really. You mesh really well with him and he to you, so much to the point others would question if you were dating or not. Especially if you both got into a teasing battle that bordered on offensive to some but funny to you two.
Lastly, Yuji really admires your confidence. He loves how your whole day can be made from the time you wake up. If only it were that easy for him, but your positive vibes do rub off on him more often than not. And your lack of insecurities, ma'am you are surely strong and that has Yuji tossing heart eyes at you. He has his own internal battles but your strength helps him keep his head high.
#🧍♀️#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#100 follower event#jujutsu kaisen matchups#jjk matchups#jujutsu kaisen yuji#yuji itadori#jjk yuji#jujutsu kaisen yuuji itadori#jjk yuji itadori#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen imagine#jjk imagines#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jjk headcanons
12 notes
·
View notes
Note
Can I request a Christmas scenario about they getting caught under the mistletoe with shy female S/O for Aizawa and Present Mic (separately)? 😍🥰 Because I really love to see they have extremely adorable moments together!! 🥰🥰🥰
aizawa shouta x reader; yamada hizashi x reader
warnings: angst (1), fluff (1), alcohol consumption
a/n: I'm horrible, I didn't read the word s/o…..so…haha…um…… I was in an angsty mood while writing one of these……… enjoy? this is a request, not a drabble!!! more drabbles will be up later tonight :)
Aizawa shouta
You took a deep breath.
Today is the day. You thought.
Today is the day. You repeated.
Today is the–
“What are you doing outside? You’re going to get cold!” A voice interrupted your thoughts, and you shrieked. You whipped your face around and looked at a figure walking your way. You sighed.
It was only Nemuri. “You, uh, you scared me…” You whisper. Your cheeks feeling enflamed as you stood outside the doors to the house you were by. “I was–”
“Thinking of ways to profess your love to little baby, Eraser?” Nemuri teases despite the own blush on her face, she was a sucker for your one-sided romance after all. “You know, for someone as observant as he is, it’s a tragedy he hasn’t noticed you’re in love with him!”
“’Muri-chan!” You shriek as you whip around as if expecting Aizawa to be lurking around for some reason. Given that you knew your crush since high school, you were sure he was busy keeping a drunk Hizashi out of trouble.
“But it is Christmas, who knows! Maybe Ecto left a mistletoe up!” Nemuri teased you as she grabbed your arm, and took you to the door.
You groan as she knocks on the door. The teachers of U.A. were throwing a Christmas party tonight. You had also decided ages ago you would tell Shouta you liked him before the end of the year was up. After stalling for twelve months, you had decided today was the day. Christmas was a couples event, after all.
But you were nauseous as the door flew open, “MIDNIGHTTTT, Y/H/NNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!”
Oh boy, Hizashi was already drunk.
You sat in the corner of the room, a drink in your hand as you chatted with Nemuri about the man she had dommed the other day. Oh, how you wished you could be like your best friend and sweat confidence. You were in your late twenties and still had issues not stuttering around people!
How you were a teacher was beyond you.
Your eyes kept searching around for Aizawa, you knew that he was here. You had said hello to him earlier. With the activity of both your best friends wrecking chaos in opposite ends of the house. You split ways prematurely.
He did say you looked nice, and it left you blushing and stuttering for a solid ten minutes though. You just wanted the night to end so that you could scream it to him on the way out and then disappear for a while. Thank the universe he was still with first years and no longer with third years anymore. If he rejected you, you could at the very least avoid him.
But the night was only getting later, and gifts for Secret Santa had been distributed. Most of your colleagues were, in fact, leaving now. But you knew you had to stay.
“I’ll distract Hizashi, you go get you… your man!” Nemuri slurred drunkenly, the skimpy red dress she wore was not at all in a decent place, but she wasn’t embarrassed. Nor did she want anyone fixing it for her. So most people avoided their stare from her body.
You didn’t even have time to reject her statement as she dragged you across the room. Aizawa and Hizashi were standing where she took you. “MIC COME WITH ME!” Nemuri laughed as she took Hizashi by the hand who had been in the middle of ignoring what Aizawa had to say anyways.
Your eyes locked onto Aizawa who was looking at you. You found yourself straightening out your dress. Your drunken friends disappeared with very loud whispers.
“T-They’re a bit too much, huh?” You ask looking at your feet as Aizawa sighed, rubbing the back of his neck.
“I regret telling Mic that I would be his driver tonight.” Aizawa agrees as you nod your head.
Your thoughts were racing a million kilometers a second. The horror you felt because you couldn’t keep a conversation. You knew you had to say something soon, or else you never would.
“Do you want to go outside with me for a bit?” Aizawa asks, and you freeze. “It’s a bit stuffy in here, and I’m going to pass out soon.”
“Yeah, um, I just need to grab my, uh, my jacket.”
“Take mine.” Aizawa offers as he shrugs off the black wool coat he had been wearing all night.
“No wonder why you’re hot.” You laugh slightly, as the heavy coat is placed on your shoulders. The heat of the jacket and the scent of Aizawa’s cologne hit your body like a truck as you watch him walk out the door. His eyes on you expectantly.
“Oh, man…” You mutter to yourself as you walk after him, mentally preparing to confess any second now.
You watch as Aizawa leans against the porch, his arms folded and you walk over slowly. The two of you stand in silence as Aizawa lets out a slow exhale. The hot air of his breathes smoking against the cold air.
“How have your students been?” Aizawa asks you, interrupting the silence.
“Oh, pretty good.” You say with a smile before it falters. “I wish we could do something about Mirio though, it breaks my heart.”
Aizawa nods his head in agreement as he looks up, his body stilling. But you don’t notice this as your mouth opens ready to confess your feelings.
“Do you follow the mistletoe tradition?” He asks, and your voice dies in your throat.
“W-What?”
“Ecto hid the mistletoe here, and well, I’m asking if you follow the tradition.”
You honestly didn’t, but Aizawa didn’t need to know that as you nodded your head. Your body was quickly becoming hotter as he straightened out. And your eyes fluttered shut as you felt his lips press gently against yours. Your heartbeat roaring in your ears as he did so.
The kiss was short, his lips pressing against yours for less than two seconds. But the warmth that spread through your body made it seem like you had taken a shot.
He pulled away, and you felt breathless as you opened your eyes.
The shrieks coming inside made you realize that many people were watching on. You flush as you see them all cheering, now invested in their happiness for you and Aizawa. You turned your blushing gaze to Aizawa who looked… sad?
“Aizawa, I…” You trailed off, it was now or never. “I have to confess something, I–”
“Please don’t finish that sentence, y/l/n,” Aizawa whispers, and your throat tightens at those words.
“W-What?”
“I know you have feelings for me.”
And you can feel your heart slowly being consumed by the frost of the outside air.
“I can’t…” Aizawa trails off, “I can’t accept them, I’m sorry.”
Hot, bitter tears well up in your eyes as you stare at him, unable to come up with words. “S-So, you… you ask to kiss me… under the mistletoe, knowing full well that I have feelings… and you reject me, still?” You splutter, your mind unable to make sense of this situation as tears roll down your face. You can feel them freezing against your simmering cheeks as you raise your gaze to Aizawa. Aizawa who, for the first time ever, seems at a loss of words.
“I’m sorry, y/l/n.”
You shake your head, a choking sound escaping your lips as you shove the jacket off your body. Tossing it to the ground as you curse him through gritted, humiliated teeth. You don’t even hear him call out your name. His capturing weapon missing your wrist as you storm into the house. You slam the door with all the strength of the Pro-Hero in you.
Nemuri and Hizashi are at your side immediately as you walk in. They were imitating kissing sounds like a bunch of middle schoolers.
“You both were wrong,” You pant, feeling as if the world was caving in on you. “He doesn’t like me back. I’m going to leave.”
You were out the front door the second Aizawa entered the back door. Although not everyone was still there, everyone stared at him with disappointed eyes.
“You fucked up big time, Aizawa…”
Yamada hizashi
You groaned as Hizashi smacked another kiss onto your lip that night.
Your dork of a husband had gone out of his way to buy a Christmas hat with a piece of mistletoe on it. He was now deliberately using it to kiss you whenever he wanted despite the company you had over.
Setting up the table?
“Oh my, watch out y/n, I’m falling over on top of you?! IS THAT MISTLETOE?!”
Smooch!
Eating?
“Hey, y/n, can you pass me a bread roll, no come closer… IS THAT MISTLETOE?!”
Smooch!
Passing out presents?
“Don’t mind me, y/n, just grabbing some present. Ya know, I think there’s a mistletoe just above you right now!”
SMOOCH!
It was cute, don’t get it wrong! Yet your face had turned twenty shades of red and you were not happy to be this red in front of company.
So you were doing everything you could to avoid being yet another kiss steal from Hizashi. Because if he kissed you anymore, you were going to faint. Mixing yourself a drink, you walked back over to where Hizashi and his coworkers sat. Everyone was talking about what they aimed to do with the month they had off in March. Once school was out, of course.
You noticed that the hat was finally off Hizashi’s head, but you still sat across from him in the hope he wouldn’t put it back on. He wouldn't try to make out with you in front of his friends. But the kisses alone were embarrassing!
The night continued smoothly as everyone stayed in the comfort of your home. Everyone chatting away while playing board games you and Hizashi had in the house. Of course, when it got particularly rowdy, those U.A. alumni were some of the most competitive people ever. Hizashi would break out his quirk. Making Aizawa use his quirk. Making Nemuri rip her clothes. Making Cementoss build a wall in your living room to stop the horrible loud yells of your husband.
Every time it happened you couldn’t help but laugh, everyone was so funny in your opinion.
But as the night got later, everyone was getting a bit drunker…
“Who’s the least flustered out of everyone here, we know the most is y/n!” Nemuri slurred as everyone tried to make a mental note of who the least flustered person was.
You were cuddled up into Hizashi’s side, blushing because they definitely weren’t wrong.
“I am!” Hizashi announced a proud smirk on his face. “I only pretend to be flustered so people think I’m just like them!”
It must’ve been the alcohol in your system because you let out a laugh as you shook your head in disagreement. Unfortunately, it seemed that everyone actually agreed with your eccentric husband’s opinion.
“I can fluster you without a problem!” You laugh, oh yeah, it was definitely the alcohol speaking.
“Prove it!” Nemuri squealed, her eyes materializing hearts as she stared expectantly at you two. Chants went around the room, and you stood up. Placing the mistletoe hat back onto your husband’s head who was now looking at you with traces of a blush on his cheeks.
You grabbed him by the collar and pulled him in for a kiss.
You couldn’t even hear the whoops of laughter and cheering from your drunk friends as your lips fervently pressed against Hizashi’s. Your tongue slipping into his mouth. The taste of bitter alcohol was evident in his mouth as your tongue swiped at his. You swallowed the shaky gasp that escaped his lips as your tongue traced the roof of his mouth before pulling away panting.
Hizashi was blushing redder then you had all night.
“HE DOES GET FLUSTERED!!!!!!”
#aizawa x reader#aizawa shouta x reader#aizawa shouta#bnha aizawa#aizawa angst#aizawa scenario#present mic x reader#present mic#present mic fluff#present mic scenario#yamada hizashi#yamada hizashi x reader#yamada x reader#bnha writing blog#bnha#bnha x reader#bnha imagines#mha#mha x reader#mha imagines
978 notes
·
View notes
Text
tagged by @kabeswaters !!!! love u big time
1. on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? .... 3
2. describe yourself in a hashtag? #onedirectionstan
3. if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? gross Harry Styles
4. if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? get ready for disappointment but the good thing is one direction would be to my musical as abba is to mamma mia
5. what’s one thing people don’t know about you? i have strong ambitions but they are outweighed by executive dysfunction so lots of adults like teachers just think I'm lazy 🤪🥴
6. what’s your wake up ritual? currently it's get up at 2pm, look at discord, snapchat, and instagram, then eat some gosh darn food
7. what’s your go to bed ritual? this is so unhealthy I know grab a snack and a soda and scroll mindlessly on social media until I get tired, get up and brush my teeth, go back to my bed and put on my sleep playlist (called sleeby) and set a time so it stops playing after I fall asleep
8. what’s your favorite time of day? despite the fact that I get up in the afternoon, it's actually like 10am that's a goooood time
9. your go to for having a good laugh? I look up Niall Horan laugh complications it genuinely works every time
10. dream country to visit? Germany or Italy
11. what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? my 19th birthday my roommates had a surprise party for me and I was so shocked and almost cried bc it was so sweet and bc made me anxious
12. heels or flats/sneakers? I thought that said heelys :(( but sneakers
13. vintage or new? vintaaaage
14. who do you want to write your obituary? uh idk hopefully none of my current family bc I don't want to die before them cause that'll mean I die young??? this question is making me overthink so I'm just gonna say Ewan Gregor and move on
15. style icon? this chick named mathilda on Instagram you might have seen her on insta or Pinterest she's a redhead but her style is brilliant
16. what are three things you cannot live without? music, dr. pepper, eggos
17. what’s one ingredient you put in everything? I sound so white but SALT I salt the heck outta everything
18. what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? Steve Irwin, Harry Styles, Freddie Mercury
19. what’s your biggest fear in life? dying while I'm taking a shower and having my family find my naked, wet, dead body falling out of love. which makes me not want to fall IN love bc then the chance of falling OUT of love becomes a possibility
20. window or aisle seat? window window window window window
21. what’s your current tv obsession? not really obsessed with anything rn but I rewatch new girl every chance I get
22. favorite app? instagram
23. secret talent? I can wiggle my ears
24. most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? i flew to New Orleans during a break with two of my friends bc they found $60 round trip tickets. We bought the tickets the day before. We literally got to NOLA at 7am and left 8pm the next day. only spontaneous/adventurous thing i have ever done
25. how would you define yourself in three words? funny, understanding, quiet
26. favorite piece of clothing you own? my overalls :'))
27. a must have clothing item that everyone should have? a jean jacket !! looks good on anyone and with anything and they're so cute
28. a superpower you would want? to make people see themselves as their loved ones see them
29. what’s inspiring you in life right now? music I'm fixated on one direction and harry styles and louis tomlinson rn of you cant tell by a lot of my answers
30. best piece of advice you’ve received? don't apologize because you like something. don't be embarrassed that you have preferences
31. best advice you’d give your teenage self? be unapologetically you. life is too short to feel guilty for having opinions.
32. a book everyone should read? me and earl and the dying girl
33. what would you like to be remembered for? being kind to all
34. how do you define beauty? kindness, humor, a sweet soul makes a beautiful person
35. what do you love most about your body? I think I'm proportional? like... my size and shape... I hate how that sounds but my overall body ,,,,,,,
36. best way to take a rest/decompress? crack open and nice cold soda and put on headphones and lay on the ground (it makes me back feel better)
37. favorite place to view art? art galleries the environment and ambiance is immaculate
38. if your life was a song, what would the title be? Everything is Outta Reach cause I fail a lot but also I'm sHORT
39. if you could master one instrument, what would it be? pianoooo
40. if you had a tattoo, where would it be? I want my forearms to be filled with random little doodle tattoos I get over time (picture louis tomlinsons right arm, like the "oops!" and skateboard, and dumb things like that)
41 dolphins or koalas? KOALAS
42. what’s an animal that represents you? .....koala. also chameleon...
43. best gift you’ve ever received? so I need to be hugging a pillow or stuffed animals to sleep and I lost some stuffed animals that I loved and were huge and my go to for hugging at night and that Christmas my brother got me a huge elephant and a body pillow to replace them and I actually cried
44. best gift you’ve given? im really bad at giving gifts but my brother searches everywhere for this book in specific print and language and after years I found one and got it for him for Christmas. he's not good at showing appreciation and excitement but I could tell that he was stoked
45. what’s your favorite board game? BETRAYL AT THE HOUSE ON THE HILL it's so complicated and so good and I love it so much
46. what’s your favorite color? yellow and red
47. least favorite color? o r a n g e I just realized it's between red and yellow make it make sense
48. diamond or pearls? diamonds
49. drugstore makeup or designer? drugstore! I don't wear makeup often enough to spend money on designer but occasionally I get some good stuff from ulta then immediately regret it and go back to my Walgreens makeup HAHA
50. pilates or yoga? yoga
51. coffee or tea? I don't drink either but I like the aesthetic of tea more
52. what’s the weirdest word in the english language? pneumonoultrascopicsiliconvolcanoconoiosos because it's the longest word in the English dictionary and it's has a very specific definition and it's so extra when I was 7 i had a friend who could spell it forwards and backwards
53. dark chocolate or milk chocolate? milk!! I only like dark chocolate if it's reisens
54. stairs or elevators? stairs I'm afraid of elevators
55. summer or winter? summer
56. you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? mac and cheese
57. a dessert you don’t like? uhhhh... umm... uh... anything with tree nuts cause I'm allergic??? I love dessert
58. a skill you’re working on mastering? I'm learning guitar !!
59. best thing to happen to you today? I woke up before 2pm
60. worst thing to happen to you today? my family all decided to a be in a bad mood today so that's super exciting to deal with :))))))
61. best compliment you’ve ever received? that I'm a really good listener
62. favorite smell? candles right after they're blown out and the air outside when it's cold. it has a smell. it DOES.
63. hugs or kisses? hugs
64. if you made a documentary, would it be about? the one direction boys' solo careers and eventual reunion when it happens
65. last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? if that includes music, louis tomlinsons album walls. but if not, ehm the martian that movie makes me cry don't come for me
66. lipstick or lipgloss? lipstick
67. sweet or savory? savory
68. girl crush? lily james
69. how do you know you’re in love? I've been trying to figure that out... I think it's when everything reminds you of them and you can completely be yourself around them and feel a sense of home and belonging.
70. a song you can listen to on repeat? greyhound by calpurnia or baby driver by simon and garfunkel
71. if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? h a r r y s t y l e s I have questions I need answered and I wanna hear unreleased HS and 1D music
72. what are you most excited for/about this time in your life? going back to school so I can be with my best friend slash future boyfriend
tagging: @lupinlongbottom @outerlacy @fortisfiliae @theseuscmander @wizardwritings
9 notes
·
View notes
Note
Question! So I’ve noticed that you and a lot of others have been saying stuff about the months leading up to TLJ. I wasn’t into Star Wars at that time, so I was just wondering, what was it like? Was there a lot of content being released, was there a lot of crazy speculation and such? Was there a lot of reylo content in promos and pictures and such?
Hey Nonnie,
And for anyone who’s reading who remembers, this is going to be long, and I’m going to miss things (I’m certain I missed some gates) because I’m just going from memory and old posts from when I wasn’t as militant about tagging (hah), so feel free to chime in if you have any other memories. Also, this took forever to compile lol.
Unofficially, we had shots from Ireland (2016) and second-hand gossip from locals about Daisy, Mark, and Adam filming in Ireland (and lots of people screeching about how the only reason KR would be with those two would be so they could team up and murder them).
But then the conversation started to shift, and we got info that wasn’t from the reylo fandom regarding their “interesting relationship,” though we were always there, saying the exact same thing.
This podcast and breakdown in the comments from May 2016 really highlights when things started to shift for our space kids (and confirmed a lot about what people had been theorizing/writing meta about, etc). We weren’t pulling things out of our asses and we were not wrong for seeing what we were seeing. It’s also a really great snapshot of what the discussion on Tumblr was like back then. Lots of great minds and fun times, as far as I am concerned.
“But I mean like, right now, Rey’s story is kinda weird too. It’s like I don’t know where my mum lives, I wish my mum and dad would come get me on Jakku, oh, I’ve got the force? Oh Luke Skywalker, he’s here? Wow. And then, so, at some point, Kylo Ren and Rey gotta have something more going down. I don’t know if it’s romance, if it’s complete hatred, if it’s you know, but, erm…I know, we can’t talk about it, there’s certain things we’ve heard – and it’s not romance, it’s not romance, but there’s certain things that we’ve heard recently about what’s going down and what Rey, how Rey feels –“
“Yeah, let’s just leave it at that.”
And then there was a very long wait for 2017, when things started to shift even more.
It was pretty much radio silence concerning Kylo Ren (officially) right up until the second trailer (the first only showed him for a split second). Boxartgate happened earlier in the year. (February) when the marketing started to come out for TLJ and Kylo wasn’t on any of it (nevermind that only his mask was on the TFA packaging, but when you’re grasping at straws for reasons why the “Skywalker of the trilogy” isn’t important... I guess you’ll take what you can get).The Reylo fandom guessed (correctly) that he was basically a walking spoiler (which other sections of the fandom guessed, incorrectly, that he was irrelevant to the story and that’s why he wasn’t showing up much N O P E).
SW Celebration happened in April 2016, and that trailer, combined with the super, SUPER amazing poster dropped:
Oh and Eric Maell’s super Reylo-tastic, officially licensed SWC poster that was available for sale at SWC (yeah, we all lost it here too). The whole thread is funny and read through to where Eric’s signature pops up on the poster.
And then we collectively lost our damn minds when the trailer dropped in October. If you’d like a trip, head into my archive and look for like October 2017 and you’ll get a pretty good idea of what that looked like lol.
It’s so damn good, I just watched it again and it STILL brings tears to my eyes. Avoid the comment section LOL.
And then came the: “It’S NOT KYLO’S HAND, IT’S HU//X’S FI//NN’S LU//KE’S ANYONE BUT KYLO REACHING OUT TO HER.” SNOKE ISn’T TALKING ABOUT KYLO. (handgate)
As if we, a collective group of Adam stans, WOULD EVER mistake his hand for another. GET GOOD, Anne.
HE’S NOT LOOKING AT REY. HE’S LOOKING AT.... fill in the blank. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. We know what he looks like when he looks at Rey.
Like, I didn’t spend 2 fucking years staring at screen shots like a maniac to NOT be able to see things for what they really are. I mean, the look he gives her when she pulls that saber from the ground on Starkiller? I WISH I could find a gif because it’s classic, “Holy shit, I think I’m in love, but I’m pretty sure she wants to murder me.” HAH Oh Enemies to Lovers, you’re such a riot.
But up until that point there was NOTHING. I’m pretty sure box gate happened somewhere in there, but then the marketing really started getting going and we got fed so fucking well it was almost too much because we’d had so little to go on up until that point that it was just like, “Is this real life? Am I making too much of this? Or are they really playing up the Kylo Ren/Rey angle in this marketing?”
October 31, 2017, we got this GREAT article from V where Adam interviewed Daisy.
AD Is there an aspect of working on Star Wars—it could be anything from the light saber battles, the travel, the catering, to getting to see me every day and do my hair—that was your favorite part?
DR I don’t know if I’ve ever properly thought about it. I love coming into the makeup trailer—everyone is there, you say good morning, and you get a little cuddle from people...I just really liked being part of something where you’re one of a whole. When filming, you’re always part of a thing. Becoming besties with you was the best thing.
AD That’s a lie, but we will make sure that’s printed.
DR [laughs]
The whole interview is really sweet and a really lovely read. Also, got some really adorable fanart of Rey doing Kylo’s hair around that time, which was super awesome.
There was some drama about Rian saying there’s “no romance in EPIX” which obviously wasn’t the case and he was misquoted anyways. Which is a good reminder not to freak the fuck out over everything, just because it seems like it’s going one way (or someone’s pushing their own thoughts and opinions onto paper in an interview). At any rate, Rian’s a big ole Romantic, so we know how it all goes in TLJ. (Romancegate)
This article talking about “the fallen son” and whether Kylo could be redeemed came out in Nov 2017 (which was LOL considering how much of the general fandom had convinced themselves this movie would be about Rey hunting down and murdering Kylo), which had this super quote from Rian:
“But I don’t think it’s very interesting if the whole story is just ‘Will Kylo get his comeuppance?’ He’s a more complicated character than that and I think he deserves a more complicated story than that. I don’t see the point of trying to get behind his mask and learn more about him if all we’re going to learn is ‘Yeah, he’s just an evil bad guy that needs to be killed.’” -Rian Johnson
This amazing character flowchart that was marketed in Korea to show the relationships in Star Wars (it’s official, and if you’re at all familiar with kdrama’s, you’ll probably understand why half of the fandom lost their shit lol).
This post/podcast from the starwarsconnection also has a pretty great breakdown of what was going on at the time and also shows some of the kid’s toys (specifically, the Reylo dolls that were sold as a set, though there are a FEW sets of Reylo figures, this one was specifically marketed to girls as a part of the Forces of Destiny series, which I really miss).
I’m sure there’s more, but basically the movie came out and the rest is history haha. This article talking about how horny TLJ is still makes me laugh.
1. Kylo Ren takes his shirt offLike I wasn’t going to start with this? Adam Driver as Kylo Ren gamely serves up the most Star Wars beefcake since Luke went sleeveless on Dagobah, and even Rey is rattled. She forgot to force-knock before barging in on the dude, and here’s Kylo Ren alone in his room, stripped to the waist, boasting sweaty pecs that look like he sliced Alderaan in half and glued the remainders to his chest. It’s a lot! Finally, even people who don’t subscribe to HBO can wonder, “Shit, am I attracted to Adam Driver?”
2. Kylo and Rey’s whole thingMany weirdos shipped these two characters after The Force Awakens, and now I kinda get it. Kylo and Rey never make out, but they still share The Last Jedi’s sexiest scenes as well as a telepathic connection fostered by sinister voyeur Snoke, the galaxy’s mightiest cuck. And how about that moment where Kylo kills his mentor — it’s always hot when a space goth murders a lazy magician — and then flips sides with Rey to kill off a straggling crew of ruby-red stormtroopers? If watching seven seasons of Buffy has taught me anything, it’s that there is no sex sign more unequivocal than teaming up with your sworn enemy to throw stage punches.
LOL. So yeah, have fun, don’t stress, and it’ll all be fine. Cheers!
#reylo#tlj marketing#reylo fandom history#long post#text#asks and answers#anonymous asks#ask pacificwanderer#this is kind of snarky lol#I don't mean that if you didn't see it and just came around to it during TLJ#that you're wrong#basically any snark is directed towards the people who thought#it was okay to be a dick to the fandom for no good reason#changing and growing is a part of life#targetting people online with hate over a kid's move#and working to not include them in greater fandom discussions#is gatekeeping and makes me very angry#man I gotta go get some work done lol#Anonymous
51 notes
·
View notes
Note
1-85 uwu
j esus okay
1. describe yourself.
uh,, emotional ig, dumbass, quiet, exhausted all of the time, v queer, healthy mix of feminine and masculine, insecure, and not tha t great tbh. kinda a pussy ass b itch
2. if you could go anywhere for a week all expenses paid where would it be?
idrk. maybe somewhere like a hella nice beach in another country, maybe somewhere in europe. i like travelling but i hate the travel to get there and have no money so i havent put thought into it. maybe hawaii or somewhere like that.
3. do you have siblings?
the one thats still alive is my half brother
4. what is your favorite constellation, why?
orion maybe bc i don't know a lot but i can see that one from my bedroom window even in the city n idk. its comforting. or scorpius cause i'm a scorpio
5. favorite color.
yellow, pink, or blue.
6. what kind of music do you listen to?
almost anything. whatever catches my interest.
7. favorite flower. (you can name as many as you want cause flowers are awesome)
forgot what i said last time but those
yellow carnations i think?
8. if you could do magic, what is the first spell you would learn?
maybe smth to put myself to sleep immediately bc f uCk
9. favorite childhood memory.
my summer camp memories are pretty great. also memories of my dad and i going fishing are good.
10. have you ever been cheated on?
i mean in theory i couldve been bc online relationships but no. n im polyam and have identified as such for a majority of my relationships so no.
11. if you could describe your perfect room, what would it be?
big but not too big, yknow? like big enough that it can be filled and have room to walk around and lay on the ground or whatever but not Empty. and a pretty big bed to stretch out on, n a closet in the room. multiple windows w blackout curtains so theres light but it can be blocked out. n fluffy rugs or carpeting but preferably rugs in case smth spills so we can get it out of at least Remove the rug. and probably a cat tree thing in corner for dipper. n a computer desk and actual lights that light up the whole room. but probably,, fairy lights too bc full lights too bright. and i kinda want a pink room but blue or yellow work also. a nd pride flags on the walls + posters and various other stuff bc plain walls are boring. and tons n tons of b ooks too.
12. favorite animal.
river otter
13. what was the last photo you took of?
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3d243b20ac1253cea95405036c9affbc/391a4f2476072fec-ad/s640x960/03ffe446558f68c4e08f655c996d83edbe6cab19.jpg)
cat
14. do you believe in soul mates?
i'm not sure. i do kinda think there are people who you will like. really really click with and who become so important in your life that they're like. apart of u yknow? but i don't think that anyone as an individual needs to keep those people in their life forever. they arent destined to stay with them, and they shouldnt force that relationship (platonic, familial, romantic, or whatever) even if they were close for years and years. screw destiny. youll have people you care about, and sometimes you have to break that bond to save yourself, and thats okay. there will be other people who can and will be just as important. that got kinda off topic skbsks. i don't think theres really like Destiny soulmates. but there could be like. soulmates in the sense of for however long we're together, we're soul bonded. even if its not forever. does that even make se nse skbsns
15. do you hang toilet paper over or under?
over is the one thats socially acceptable right
16. your go to place to eat & your favorite thing to get there.
idk theres a place near a movie theater closeish to my house and its a nice little cafe and i dont eat there bc i dont eat much in general but i get their bubble tea and i love. raspberry bubble tea w rose popping bubbles. its comfort drink.
17. do you believe everything happens for a reason?
no. sometimes shit happens for no reason, and its bullshit, but you can't reverse it, so you gotta figure out how to move on from it.
18. guilty pressures?
im assuming thats meant to be pleasures
umm,, idrk. i don't know what exactly i like that would count as a guilty pleasure so,,
19. favorite mythical creature, why?
merpeople are s o cool i fuckin. love funky aquatic pals hell yeah. maybe im just Water babey but. they're rad. dragons are also hella cool bc like dragons???? theyre scaly and prett y and can breathe fire or have wings and kill u?? also like selkies bc again. water. but i used to hear a lot of stories abt them and theyre so nea t
20. something most people don’t know about you.
i have the potential to be a huge asshole and also kinda Wish to fuckin murder someone sometimes but. i act nice most of the time anyway.
not murder murder but i can get angr y enough that i just wanna Stab smth
21. where did you grow up, what was it like?
grew up kinda near the edge of the city, still in it but not like the main city area. in western washington. it was kinda rly boring, i used to spend a lot more time outside or just by myself playing with leaves or toys or whatever. when i had friends i played make believe w them even when outside of school. so yeah. boring id say.
22. do you believe aliens exist?
sure.
23. what was your last google search?
other than names for some actors n stuff, i was looking up various star wars things
24. what did your last relationship teach you?
the one that like. ended? i guess thatd be. be careful with your own feelings and try to figure them out before jumping into anything, and also don't try to force smth that in reality isnt really working.
25. would you relocate for love?
honestly yeah
26. do you hold grudges or forgive easy?
both. it just depends on how badly i or someone i care about was hurt by it. more likely to hold a grudge if a friend was hurt by someone d eep enough to leave a lasting impact or if they don't get a genuine apology i will be 🔫🔫. or if the person keeps hurting them. even if that person is also my friend.
27. favorite book.
favorite graphic novel is bloom by kevin panetta
favorite books in general are autoboyography, more happy than not, and what if its us. all gay. i know. its okay. im a kinnie.
28. do you consider yourself an extrovert or introvert?
introvert by far
29. have you ever kept a journal, do you now?
i tried once. i probably will have to once i go see a therapist, or at least one for my Bad Thoughts
30. top 5 favorite movies.
in no particular order
little shop of horrors, love simon, coco, it (2017 and 1990), and shazam! ig? maybe others but i definitely Forgot all the shit ive watched
31. do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
no
32. what is your greatest fear?
definitely gotta be all of the people i love hating me and abandoning me or secretly hating me and then leaving me without saying anything. and the worst part is im always afraid its gonna happen babeyy
33. favorite alcoholic beverage.
im baby
34. most embarrassing thing you’ve done.
im embarrassed by my own existence. i don't remember the Most embarrassing thing
35. do you believe in ghosts?
not until i have proof that i can actually trust and believe in
36. what is the best and worst part of your personality?
idk ig im nice. but im also. very easily set off on certain emotions especially the bad ones which sucks like especially jealousy bc i dont wanna!! feel jealous!! tho i think that ties into my greatest fear bc my brain immediately tells me im useless to everyone and they hate me. but. sometimes i get jealous and then feel bad for that and then hate myself for all of it. bc my friends deserve to hang out w other people and care about other people im just fucking stupid babey !!
37. should you split the dinner bill?
i rly don't get why you wouldnt tbh like if u both wanna be there u should both pay. but if one person gonna pay it should be the person that asked.
38. are you a good liar?
most of the time. when it comes to my mental health i can either lie great or im literally breaking down in front of the person so
39. what keeps you up at night?
depressing thoughts. anxiety about everything. wishing i could cuddle and fall asleep w jay. sometimes i just cant sleep bc im too restless.
40. would you rather go without your phone or music?
music. i need my phone to text my friends and i Need my friends
41. do you believe in god?
what god would let the world get to the point its at. what god would allow people to do such fucked up shit.
no. i don't.
42. how do you relax when frustrated?
cry, take a nap, take a shower, listen to music, cuddle dipper
43. what’s something that offends you?
when people go "oh yeah i support gay rights but im still gonna eat at chick fil a bc its good" like i get so fucking. pissed off by that. youre not gonna fucking s ta rv e without their goddamn chicken. i know a bi person who goes there and says its okay bc they dont Directly Give Their money to Specifically anti gay organisations but im just. ugh. fucking pissed bc there are other places to get food just avoid the one place for fucks sake. their food is good it doesnt matter. its like saying yeah pewdiepie is a bad person and nazi and a racist asshole but his videos r funni haha so im gonna watch him anyway
44. favorite food
i hate myself whenever i eat food
45. if you were on a 10 hour flight and could sit and talk to any person the entire time, who would it be?
@destinedformuchmore or @pinaplelee
46. when do you feel the most confident?
never? but ig i feel confident when working on tech construction during theater tech. as long as i know what im doing.
47. what do you do in your free time?
sleep. draw. cry. play video games. talk to my friends.
48. is there anyone who has completely lost your respect
matpat did for being a dick abt neopronouns and making a transphobic joke and only apologizing when a cis person told him to. not when hundreds of trans people did. and also other jokes that are inherently offensive to various groups. a n d for making extremely not Child friendly jokes in his videos which are very much targeted towards kids. say what you will about the target audience, there are a lot of children who watch them. please stop making creepy nsfw jokes if you won't even swear, sir.
49. have you ever broken someone’s heart?
i guess so yeah. but she also broke mine first.
50. did/do you play sports in school?
i did. i don't anymore bc highschool sports are bullshit but. basketball, ultimate, and soccer.
51. when are you happiest?
talkin 2 jay prolly
52. coffee or tea?
tea
53. what is one possession you own you wouldn’t want to live without?
my binder. or my stuffed cat puppet thing ive had since i was 7
54. what is the first thing you notice about a person?
their general emotions, mostly. like if theyre in a good mood or if theyre bored or distracted or whatever. or if they seem interested in actually talking to me
55. what is your favorite season, why?
fall. my birthday, the atmosphere is nice, it's pretty, its hoodie weather.
56. what makes you laugh?
stupid little comments or jokes my friends make tend to make me laugh a lot harder than i should but jabdn
57. are you a clean or messy person?
a mix. i Cannot have some things messy or i will ksjqkd. Die but i don't make my bed too often bc its ha rd when its against 3 walls.
58. what is important for a successful relationship?
communication communication communicati
talk about ur goddamn problems n keep talking to each other.
59. what was your upcoming like?
if thats supposed to be upbringing
idk, very relaxed. pretty easygoing and kinda boring.
60. favorite holiday?
any holiday in december rly. i don't celebrate a Lot but the atmosphere and others celebrating is nice to see. i kinda wish my parents did more to embrace the jewish part in our family blike. whatever. christmas is fun.
61. what is the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery?
give half of it to my parents. and then probably use it for plane ticket
62. what’s the best pizza topping combination?
hawaiian pizza. pinapple n canadian bacon ty
63. favorite outdoor activity.
frisbee
64. how are you? honestly.
not great. i want highschool to end.
65. would you rather go camping in the woods or stay at a beach resort?
idk. camping is fun but if i get to stay at the resort for free i would rly love 2 stay at a resort tbh ive never done that
66. what is the most beautiful thing in nature?
waterfalls. or rivers or just. water in nature. and very green forests. aNd snow.
67. favorite type of candy?
none
68. if your life was a book, what would be the title?
i can and will do arson, an autobiography
69. what movie quotes do you use of a regular bases?
i quote john mulaney and whatever my obsessions are pretty regularly
70. what was cool when you were young but not cool now?
silly bandz. pokemon cards. these weird unicorn figures i collected
71. what’s the craziest conversation you have ever eves dropped on?
im mostly the one having the weird conversations
72. what’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
i watched one about dogs and cats and their evolution which was lit
73. what’s the worst hairstyle you’ve had?
when i let the lady just go fuckin ham on my hair bc i was watching spirit that horse movie and didnt wanna stop so it was. rly bad bangs and hella short in back but not the sides
74. what do you like to cook?
whatever im hungry for. i don't have the energy to cook a lot
75. what’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild?
really pretty tropical fish
76. what’s the funniest tv show you’ve ever seen?
idk. i rly like schitts creek its pretty amusing
77. do you usually follow your heart or your head?
heart at first but my head if things get bad
78. what is your favorite quote?
"i have a splitting headache and i think i'm dying. how are you?"
or a character just saying "try harder" when another failed to do smth.
this is supposed to be deep or whatever but im in a Mood
79. what’s the weirdest crush you have ever had?
once had a crush on a character in a minecraft parody lmao
80. what’s your love language?
sending shit that makes me think of them. n just. making tons of stuff for them both online and irl like bracelets.
81. do you ever feel alone?
oh yeah. all the time. im not but it feels like i am which sucks
82. ever been bullied?
yeah
83. are you usually early or late?
late bc of my parents rip
84. what kind of art do you enjoy most?
drawing, or writing. also theater.
85. what do you wish you knew more about?
i just wish i could remember everything ive learned more about. i know a lot i just forget all.
id like to know more about forensics tho
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
50 questions uwu
Got tagged by @ayauesugi who owns a good portion of my uwus💖💗💞💕💗💖💗
1. What takes up too much of your time?Daydreaming about Iliana Papageorgiou ngl uwu
2. What makes your day better? Seeing a dog sgkahajs and also my friends and I doing dum shit
3. What’s the best thing to happen to you today? I’m goin to Kavala at a friends house for the weekend and I’m very happy to see her
4. What fictional place would you like to go to?Kou Empire, Kou Empire, k o u e m p i r e
6. Do you have any mental illness? I still struggle with an ed but not so much so idk
7. Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?Lmao yes to the point where it becomes quite funny I love spilling tea with my sleep paralysis demons
8. What musician inspired you the most? Lana del Rey and ghostemane,,,, also inka lmao
9. Have you ever fallen in love? Yes omg yes. I fall in love very easily hejsjsjdjdj
10. What’s your dream date? Ok so,,, I want to go to a planetarium so we can talk about space and how infinite the universe is and how small we are and then have an existential crisis but also not because we’re part of this infinite and somehow through this we are eternal as well,,, slush’s do I make sense???
11. What do others notice about you? My eyes I have been told
12. What is an annoying habit you have? I get jealous of my friends :// and it’s really bad
13. Do you still talk to your first love? Ayyy lmao he’s one of my best friends uwu I know you’ll see this
14. How many exes do you have? 2
15. How many songs are in your playlist? Which o n e ?
16. What instruments can you play? Guitar uwu I’ve been playing it since I was 6
17. What do you have the most pictures of? Me and my friends being cute uwuwuwuwu
18. Where would you like to go before you die?Oh I would definitely want to visit my relatives in egypt who I haven’t seen since I was 4
19. What is your zodiac? Cancer
20. Do you relate to it? Yes i drink a lot of sad bitch juice lol
21. What is happiness to you? Being calm and content with where and who you are
22. Are you going through anything right now?Eh yeah
23. What’s the worst decision you ever made? I’m not sure yet but I have made a lot of bad decisions
24. What’s your favorite store? Am I too basic if I say Sephora???
25. What’s your opinion on abortion? Pro choice
26. Do you keep a bucket list? Yeah and I have actually crossed some things off which makes me very happy
27. Do you have a favorite album? Lana del Rey’s lust for life
28. What do you want for your birthday? Iliana Papageorgiou would be nice uwu
29. What are most people’s first impression of you? That I talk a lot and that im very social lol
30. What age do you seem according to most people? 16-18
31. Where do you keep your phone while you’re sleeping? Next to me or out of my room
32. What word do you say the most? Malaka ooops
33. What’s the oldest age you would date? I mean,,, Iliana Papageorgiou is 31 so,,,,,,,,,
34. What’s the youngest age you would date? At this point 18,, tho I wouldn’t mind dating someone 2-3 years younger than me at my 20s
35. What job/career do most people say would suit you? Teacher or psychologist
36. What’s your favorite music genre? Horror core hip hop
37. If you could live in any country in the world, where would it be? Not a country but a city and it’s Athens honestly
38. What is your current favorite song?Ghostemane-the singularity
39. How long have you had this blog for? 7 long long years
40. What are you excited for? Seeing one of my favorite bands live in May
41. Are you a better talker or listener? Wow idk I think listener
42. What is the last productive thing you did? I studied haha lol
43. What do you want for christmas? ILIANA PAPAGEORGIOU
44. What class do you get the best grades in?literature
45. On a scale of 1-10, how are you feeling right now? 5 I guess
46. What can you see yourself doing in ten years? Tbh I have an idea but I don’t want to say it isjsjsns
47. When did you get your first heartbreak? Like serious one??? October 2018
48. What age do you want to get married?Whenever Iliana proposes to me I’m not rushing lmao
49. What career did you want to have as a child? I wanted to be a fashion designer and tbh I still wouldn’t mind doing it
50. What do you crave right now? Probably some strawberries would be very nice uwu
I tag: @nagitosmile @nfkssss @i-need-my-soulmate @psychanagkasmos @randall-flvggs @damaged-flower
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
stop toorunez is so cute omg i smiled so much ♡♡ thank you for the tag bb!! i love self ships so much eeee here’s taratoshi
(repost bc it glitched and posted before i finished it + i disappeared for a week so im back again w this but it’s f i n e akjsd)
1. who offers their jacket when the other is cold?
wakatoshi!! mostly bc he hardly gets cold lol so it’s for me by default. he always smiles and shakes his head when i try to stubbornly insist i have a high cold tolerance. he also just keeps a spare hoodie of his in his car for me :((
2. who giggles uncontrollably when the other playfully picks them up?
ME i mean it’s more a mixture of laughing AND screaming but yes lol (even tho i know he wont drop me). dude he’s giant i c a n n o t pick him up. he also won’t let me try bc he thinks im going to hurt myself (he’s not wrong i am comically weak despite how often i work out)
3. who compliments the other in front of everyone?
aww both <33 i am his biggest (and loudest) hypeman, fan, and supporter especially at games or events (me pterodactyl screaming in the stands lmao). but even in every day life he is absolutely getting compliments (i like seeing him get flustered or get shy and giddy). and toshi doesnt know why you wouldn’t tell a person what they’re doing well so yes both haha
4. who is more likely to tell the other a pun and what’s the other’s reaction to the pun?
HAHA i am. me. the clown. in the beginning of our relationship he would crack a smile, then it becomes a chuckle, and now i get full blown laughs out of him wow im in love. but i will say he gives some great dad jokes when you least expect it and i will be speechless before bursting out laughing (and probably laughing at it hours after the fact lmao)
5. when one of them has a bad day, what does the other do to help cheer them up?
oh cuddles one hundred percent. for both of us lol. both of us need time to decompress in relative quiet before we can share what went down
6. if they got to pick what one another wears for a day, what would one another wear?
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a0d532c659387dd92841c07ff35c8bc8/b6171c006e849aed-1e/s540x810/9bd3985be2c73a49bb7783438191e49017d6f1bc.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/355163c603212d5ccf312ba487ac0dae/b6171c006e849aed-68/s540x810/739312db4ed28bad83f8ac62aefc510115d67d10.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8a8a6b7de612f4c9c4f61fbf29edb480/b6171c006e849aed-b3/s540x810/d08b5bf64003a5bd2bf4c424d067a73980f5db2e.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/05d365c2faa78bfb2438963b5d793d32/b6171c006e849aed-f1/s540x810/ad0dea4622d255a116b72e867c84bafc7d104dc3.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6983e2e56453386fe6dccaf9568ad270/b6171c006e849aed-8e/s540x810/32d1c55a7fe2eb979a12e0a8c095cef9fd0380c4.jpg)
taadaaaa <33 LOL but yeah ushi usually wears an iteration of the first fit on the daily so if im picking it out it’s just slightly better color coordinated (or matches my outfit bc im a sucker for that lol). and one time i said ‘you can’t go wrong w a dress’ and he ran w it (no but i love wearing dresses and he knows)
7. who introduces their partner to their family first? how does it go?
me and it was before we were officially together - they loved him!! thought he was very polite and he was unintentionally really funny to them. he also is a great eater so they liked that too
8. in a coffee shop au, who would be the coffee shop employee and who would be the customer?
i’d be the customer lol he’d start talking to me after a while of noticing i only get hot chocolate or a green tea lemonade when im there. then i tell him it’s bc my tummy can’t do coffee and then i get embarrassed i told the hot barista this akdjjd but he thinks it’s cute and smiles
9. when they sit side by side, do they touch one another? for example, does one person have their arm around the other, do they sit holding hands, or linked arms, etc.
if we’re at home one of us is on top of the other like a koala but if we’re in public or w others he’ll put his hand around my lower back/hips. we dont really do pda but he always makes sure our legs are touching that big goof <3
10. what is a small thing that one another does that makes their partner happy?
wakatoshi always lingers on the phone for a few seconds when i say bye bc he knows i have a bad habit of continuing a conversation after i already have said bye and that makes me happy. and ushijima gets happy bc i always save him leftovers or grab him some food from wherever i go just so he’s able to try a little and he thinks it’s cute
11. what would they do to celebrate their one year anniversary?
a date doing the same thing as our first date (so a garden/museum/aquarium shh im indecisive and then some ice cream!) and a fancy dinner in the evening bc he thinks it’s cute that i like dressing up for things like that.
12. when did they know that they loved each other, and when did they first tell each other that they loved each other?
we both knew pretty early on bc we stayed friends/dated for a while before we became an official couple so we really got to know each other and our stories and personalities. and okay!! ive mentioned this before but it’s surprisingly toshi. like i was planning on being the first to say it but he catches me completely off guard one day saying something romantic and im like 'wait what why’ just babbling and he tells me he loves me lmao
13. who likes to give the other hugs from behind followed by a kiss?
oooo both like to but i’m guilty of doing this more often oops heheh. but can you blame me for wanting to hug that back of his YALL. also he’s warm. oh it’s also me more often bc i get spooked easily and toshi’s trying to give me a hug not heart palpitations so he makes sure i can hear him approaching me asjkd
14. who would make a playlist for the other person? what would be featured on the playlist?
kinda both!! though i like to make him workout playlists for funsies they're not the best lmao but every now and then we’ll make each other a fr playlist if he’s gone away for a while wow soft. one song ik for sure is there is never in my wildest dreams by dan auerbach <3 i also have a a few taratoshi playlists my friends have made me! some of those are pretty face by public (ty inez!!), hey girl by mt. joy (ty alma!!), and i will always be yours by ben rector (ty j!! with ofc through the dark by one direction)
15. who would bring their partner on a romantic date under the stars?
him!! i told him i haven’t gone star gazing in forever so he makes it happen. but it’s VERY cold so he says we shouldn’t do it often (but he’s convinced that maybe we can do it every now and then after we cuddle for warmth heheh - but bet next time he’s wrapping me up like a burrito i- i’m fine with it)
tagging (no pressure ofc <33) @daichis-kitty @tetsunormous @love-oikawa @izhyperfixates @atsuminthe @luvbub @gg9183 @thighridingsamu @ahtsuwu + everyone!! fr i want to and will read everyone's self ships go go go!!
Otp Questions
Who offers their jacket when the other is cold?
Who giggles uncontrollably when the other playfully picks them up?
Who compliments the other in front of everyone?
Who is more likely to tell the other a pun and what is the other’s reaction to the pun?
When one of them has a bad day, what does the other do to help cheer them up?
If they got to pick what one another wears for a day, what would one another wear?“
Who introduces their partner to their family first? How does it go?
In a coffee shop AU, who would be the coffee shop employee and who would be the customer?
When they sit side by side, do they touch one another? For example, does one person has their arm around the other, do they sit holding hands, or linked arms, ECT.
What is a small thing that one another does to make their partner happy?
What would they do to celebrate their one year anniversary?
When did they know that loved each other, and when did they first tell each other that they loved one another?
Who likes to give the other hugs from behind followed by a kiss?
Who would make a playlist for the other person? What would be featured on the playlist?
Who would bring their partner on a romantic date under the stars?
#~repost~ bc i have zero clue what happened last time it glitched HAHA#but yay!! it's here 💖💖#(again BAHAHA)#taratoshi things ☀️#☀️tara plays☀️#my hubba bubba#i love you ushi💛#this was so fun!!
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
BTS Reaction to S/O having a loud sneeze.
chimmyddimini Requested:
Could I request BTS reacting to their s/o whose rather tiny have a loud and powerful sneeze, like Taehyung kind of loud? This happens to me and it’s rather hilarious when people get shook from lil tiny me having a big ass sneeze XD .. please and thank you!
Summary: The one in which you have a loud sneeze.
Kim Seokjin:-
It was a special day for you today. You were sitting in front of Jin’s parents, getting to know them. It had already been 7 months of you both dating and Jin so desperately wanted you to meet his parents. And so you were dressed in one of your prettiest and cutest dress and ready to meet his parents. You were obviously nervous but also excited to know the people who gave birth to such a beautiful and perfect man.
All of you were seated on a rectangular table with Jin besides you on your right, while his parents were right in front of you both. The conversations were going on smoothly and you were all having fun, with Jin cracking his dad jokes in between.
The conversations had become a little quieter and chilled out and there was a comfortable peace on the table. It was at that time you felt your nose tingle and just a second later you sneezed. Now, even though you were a girl with a small frame your sneeze was one of the loudest, and this time it was no different. It was loud and embarrassing and everyone’s eyes were on you, rounded in shock.
Jin would be the first one to laugh his famous windshield laughter while his parents too start chuckling. “Oh my God Y/n, can your sneezes get anymore louder?” He asked continuing to laugh.
“Yah!!!” You nudged Jin, cheeks flushing in embarrassment.
“Who would expect such a small girl to have such a loud sneeze.”
“Jiiiiin,” You would whine but only a little, still aware of his parent’s presence.
“Ohk Ohk I won’t tease,” Jin would say, barely holding his laughter. “But did you catch cold? o you want to visit a doctor?”
“No no, it was just that I was sprinkiling pepper and it got in my nose.”
“Oh then okay. But still Y/n your sneezes are cutest.” he would say as he continued to laugh along with his parents.
Min Yoongi:-
It was late at night around 1:00 am and you were going through your social media. Your boyfriend, Yoongi was sleeping besides you. Actually you were supposed to be asleep too, according to Yoongi’s order, but you couldn’t sleep, so you decided to check your phone.
And even though you knew very well if Yoongi woke up i=he would be very mad and normally you are very scared of a mad Yoongi but today you found the courage to rebel against him.
And it was going all great and you were doing amazing work at hiding that you were not sleeping and enjoying your little late night when you felt the familiar feeling of your nose tickling. And the next second, “AAACHOOOO” you sneezed one of your loudest sneeze.
“Shit,” You cursed under your breath as the phone fell on your face, hurting your nose. What was worst, was you heard movement besides you and the light flooded in the room.
“Y/n, what the hell!! That scared me! ” Yoongi said, his voice sleepy and irritated. You picked up your phone that slipped from your hands and faced a very pissed looking Yoongi. “What were you up to?”
“Uh-uh I was just going to sleep,” You stammered, gulping. You gasped and frowned when your phone was snatched from your hands.
“Its 1:00 in the morning, Y/n! I told you to go to bed by 11! Were you doing this the whole time?”
“Ye-yeah,” You whispered. “I am sorry,” You smiled the most innocent guilty smile you could muster and activating your puppy eyes.
“You have work tomorrow Y/n, and then you complain about being tired.” Yoongi sighed already melting a little at the sight of your face.
“I am sorry! I promise I won’t do this again.”
“You better not,” Yoongi warned. “By the way, your sleeps keep getting louder and louder.”
“So? What about it?” You asked a little embarassed.
“For a little girl you have it very loud, don’t you think?” He chuckled and you hit him lightly on his arms.
“Shut up! I am not short! And my sneezes are not that loud!”
“Yes they are,” Yoongi continued chuckling and engulfed you in hug stopping you from all movements. “But I like it. Helps me when you are being rebellious like this. Your sneezes are really useful and cute, though they surprise me sometimes.”
“I hate you,” You huffed.
“I love you too. Now sleep!” Yoongi replied as he pulled you closer and you snuggled deeper into his chest.
Jung Hoseok:-
“Woah!” You moved closer to Hoseok as the movie you both were watching took the scarier turn.
It was Saturday night, Hoseok and your movie night, and today’s genre was horror. Well the thing was both you and Hoseok are not the bravest and get scared easily.
“Why are we watching this again? When we are such scaredy cats?” Hoseok asked as he cringed at the scary music playing behind.
“Cause I want to try getting over my fear of ghosts,” You replied even though you were not so sure that you wanted to continue. But you both continued, deciding to be brave.
At that moment the music got faster and scarier and the female in the movie was moving towards a scary looking door to a scary room. And just then as she was opening the door, before you knew you sneezed. LOUD AND CLEAR, almost like a man’s sneeze.
“AHHHH!” You were shocked when you saw you boyfriend scream at the top of his tongue and moved away from you, falling from the couch in the process.
“Hoseok!” You gasped. “Are you okay?”
“What the heck Y/n!!!!” Hoseok exclaimed standing up. “You scared me!! Shit you scared me bad! How can such a small female like you have such a big and loud sneeze?!”
“Hey!” You huffed, a little offended by the way he spoke.
“I didn’t meant that way…” Hoseok said immediately as he saw your expression. “Its just that your sneeze always tales me by surprise or scare me.”
“Well I am sorry but you have to live with it.” You shrugged as you continued watching the movie.
“I know,” Hoseok muttered. “I just hoped you didn’t sneeze during horror movies cause you sound possessed.”
“I will try, but no promises,” you said sassily even though Hoseok didn’t expect a reply.
“Good.” He grinned coming closer to you. “Now can we watch something else?”
Kim Namjoon:-
“Why the hell can’t you understand what I am saying Namjoon,” You huffed as you crossed your arms and glared at Namjoon.
“It’s you can’t understand, Y/n” Namjoon defended sounding tired. “How many times do I have to tell you that I was busy with work!”
“Work work work! That’s what you do all day!” You shouted back. “Don’t even have time for me anymore!”
“Y/n you know it is our comeback period right now! What do you expect from me? Spend the whole day with you?”
“You know that’s not what I meant!”
“Oh really? So what did you mean, Y/n?” Namjoon raised his eyebrows and you sighed. “I thought you understood me better!”
This has been going on for about over a month. Both of you fight a lot especially this past week. And you know the reason was the stupid cold you were suffering from and how Namjoon didn’t even bother to ask even once how you were doing.
“I know you are busy, but, you can give me five minutes of your day right?” You sighed, saddened. “You don’t even greet these days. Come home late and leave early, hardly talk. Is this how you show your love for me?”
“Well I am sorry I did that,” Namjoon answered sarcastically. “I thought you would rather let me sleep and rest so that i don’t get sick.”
Before you could answer, your nose tickled, yet again for the nth time that day and before you could stop it a loud sneeze left your mouth leaving both you and him shook. “Look I don’t have the power to fight right now,” you sighed as you scrunched your nose trying to stop it from burning.
“You have a cold,” realization hit Namjoon and you rolled your eyes. “why didn’t you tell me?”
“If only you let me, tell you,” You retorted.
“Shit,” Namjoon cursed as he moved closer to you. “I am so sorry babes.”
“it’s okay, just next time, at least spend a little time with me. 5 minutes is only what I ask, Joonie.”
“I know and I promise I will give you that” Namjoon smiled. “But Y/n, how do you have a sneeze louder than a man?”
“Namjoon!”
“What? Its true,” He laughed.
“It is not!”
“You have a sneeze louder than Taehyung, Y/n,” Namjoon laughed and you blushed in embarrassment.
“So what if it is?” You asked, offended.
“Nothing, its just so funny and cute, I always am left shook,” He winked. “Now let’s go to the doctor, or else I will have to keep laughing.”
“Haha,” You mock laughed. “Very funny.”
“Yes very,” Namjoon laughed and you just huffed.
Park Jimin:-
You and Jimin were in the dance studio, where you were watching him dance. You always loved watching him dance and today was a special day you could do it. And he especially got ready for it because you were down with a cold and wanted someone to cheer you up.
He was dancing on lost, one of your favorite thing to watch anytime any day. You just adored watching it. He was on your favorite part of the song, when you felt the same sensation of the sneeze coming. Jimin’s eyes widened as he watched you mouth open to sneeze and he expected the loud noise of your sneeze coming but unfortunately it never came. It was one of those annoying sneezes which never came just gave you the feel of coming.
Jimin smiled in relief and continued to dance, and just as he turned to do a step, a VERY loud sneeze left your mouth. And the next thing you saw was Jimin slipping in shock and falling on his butt on the floor. “Shit,” You cursed as you got up and ran towards him, trying hard not to laugh at him..
“Ahh, Y/n,” He groaned. “Your sneeze really scared me!!”
“I am sorry,” You smiled apologetically, holding back the chuckles threatening to escape..
“How is it even so loud?” He asked as he sat up straighter and turned off the music with the remote control.
“How are you always so surprised and scared of it?” You retorted.
“Well you sneezed so suddenly and its not exactly low, so it is scary!!” Jimin replied back. “Also it always surprises me so much.”
“What the hell,” You mumbled. “I never thought a man would get scared of a sneeze.”
“Any man would get scared of that loud sneeze.” Jimin replied and you scowled.
“I am not talking to you,” You huffed as you turned around.
“Sorryyyyyy, to be honest I find them so cute afterwards” Jimin smiled his adorable puppy smile and your heart immediately melted. “By the way, let’s o get your medicine.”
Kim Taehyung:-
“Ah! What a save,” You said as you pressed the buttons on your remote control and controlled the character in the video game. You were just about to lose, but your amazing game skills saved you.
“Not gonna last for long though,” Taehyung smirked. “You are soon gonna lose.”
“Keep on dreaming. I am surely gonna win this round.”
“Aren’t you saying that for like last 5 rounds?” Taehyung teased.
You huffed. “This time, I really will,” You declared determinedly.
But just as you said that, your nose started tickling and the urge to cover your nose and mouth kicked in but you ignored it and focused on your game.
And just after few seconds, you sneezed, loud and clear shaking yourself and even your boyfriend besides you. “Ah!” Taehyung screamed and started laughing as both the characters died due to your sneeze.
“Y/N!!” Taehyung shouted and stood up trying to look upset fighting the amused smile threatening to appear on his face.
“What?! Even I lost!” You retorted.
“Then why did you have to sneeze so loud?” Taehyung asked sitting back down a and letting chuckles he was holding escape. “It’s just so damn funny.”
“Don’t laugh,” you sighed. “I really wanted to win.”
“So you should keep your sneezes low.”
“Talking the guy who has one of the loudest sneeze I know.”
“Well I am man, obviously I will have a loud sneeze,” Taehyung countered smirking trying to look cool but turning out to be adorable. “You are girl and that too so small and then you sneeze so loud, always surprises and shocks me.”
“Well not like I can change that!” You rolled your eyes.
“I know,” Taehyung smiled. “I like your sneeze actually. We match better! So let’s not change! And then let’s sneeze together to scare people.”
“What are you even saying,” You laughed as you hugged him totally surprised by his cuteness. “Our conversation doesn’t even make sense.”
Jeon Jungkook:-
It was kind of a cold day, with cold wind blowing. But you loved winters, so you and your boyfriend, Jungkook were out for a walk till the park.
“Aren’t you cold?” Jungkook asked as he slid his hands deeper into his jacket.
“I am,” You replied, your cheeks getting rosier as you smiled, “But I like cold weaather.”
“I am worried you will catch cold,” Jungkook sighed as you both continued walking.
“I won’t,” You waved his concern off and skipped towards the park. There were really few people and you liked it that way. Another reason to like winter.
It was 5 minutes after entering the park that you started to feel the tingling sensations in your nose. And now you were sure that you had caught the cold, and all you could do is get it all out. So you started to sneeze. But the problem was, your sneezes were loud and continuous.
You sneezed 6 loud times continuously. “Y/n,” Jungkook laughed as he looked at you flushed face as you tried to catch your breath. “I knew you sneezed loud but like this? 6 time is a row?”
“Yah! Jeon Jungkook!” You tried to say but another sneeze interrupter you and followed another sneeze. “Shit!”
“I told you not to come out!” Jungkook said between his laugh. “Damn that was so meme worthy! If only I recorded it!”
“I thought you were worried about me,” You huffed.
“I am,” Jungkook laughed.
“You don’t look like it.”
“But your sneezes, they are so funny! Such a short little girl sneezing o loud and so many times, its so damn funny!”
“They are annoying!”
“They are equally fun! Makes me want to record you and show it you to show how cute and funny you look.”
“Ah my nose still tickles,” You complained as you rubbed your nose.
“Oh I should keep my camera ready then! I will show everyone that you sneeze as loud as V hyung!”
“Yah!”
“Ok ok sorry!” Jungkook laughed. “Let’s go home and get you some cold medicines. And next time listen to me.”
“As if, I will listen,” You smirked and started running as soon as you said that, with Jungkook chasing you.
=============================================================
I hope you like it! Sorry its a little late! Enjoy and do let me know in the asks if you liked it or not!!
REQUESTS ARE OPEN
REQUESTED
#bts fake texts#bts reactions#bts fake messages#bts jin#bts suga#bts jhope#bts rm#bts jimim#bts tv#bts jungkook#bts fluff#bts angst#bts smut#sneeze#bts reactions to loud sneeze#kim seokjin#min yoongi#jung hoseok#kim namjoon#park jimin#kim taehyung#jeon jungkook#hyung line#maknae line#s/o loud sneeze#bts x you#bts x army#bts imagines#bts scenarios#bts drabbles
204 notes
·
View notes
Note
1988 2644 2353 2076 8 861 2478 1764 2672 822 490 2759 2588 2296 392 2710 2985 478
1988: If you lived in a tower would you want a doorman or do you think it’s unnecessary, why?— I mean sure I guess lol if the doorman gets paid well then why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ plus it seems like a nice courtesy for someone to greet people and get the doors idk
2644: Do you think paper money will eventually be replaced and if so by what?— Ehhh I don’t really think so. And if it does maybe it’ll just be replaced by cards or something as such.
2353: What was your funniest computer or phone wallpaper?— I don’t think I ever really had like /funny/ ones, to be honest lol
2076: Have you ever been caught in a compromising position? Even despite a valid explanation?— Probably lol
8: What do you most dislike about your appearance?— Right now, my weight and lack of muscles lol I need to get back into working out again.
861: Are you a lover or a fighter?— Probably a lover since I absolutely hate confrontation lmao
2478: Where is your favorite place to window shop?— The antique stores in Denton. I absolutely love going in there and just looking around. And in their front windows are where they have the best items like swords, shields, cool w e a p o n s
1764: Do you like braided hair or dreadlocks?— Both? I’m not one for either on /me/ but you do you I think dreads are cool looking.
2672: When you close your eyes what do you see?— Darkness lmao I mean when I’m asleep I hardly ever remember dreams. I feel like I’m just unconscious for 6-7 hours ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lmao
822: Do you believe in one best friend or just friends?— I like to say I have multiple best friends. A best friend for me is someone that’s really close and that I’ve known for a long time. I will say I have like THE number one (1) best friend which is @k1bitz but I do have more than one “best friend” haha
490: Have you ever had to make a big decision without enough information, if so what did you do?— I don’t think so. I normally try to get a lot of info before doing anything.
2759: If you were like Dorothy traveling the yellow brick road, where would you want it to lead?— Take me to an opportunity where I can play video games for a living bc that’s the dream for me lmao
2588: Do you respect authority?— Of course.
2296: If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?— Nothing really comes to mind ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe stop myself from admitting feelings to some people bc boy howdy that was bad
392: Have you ever worn clothing with the label/tags still attached?— Lmao yeah it’s happened before. Luckily I’ve either noticed it shortly after or someone told me.
2710: What is your all-time favorite sports team?— Just bc I’m from the Dallas area-ish, I always like supporting the Dallas Cowboys, the Dallas Stars, and the Dallas Mavericks. If we’re talking esports, I absolutely love my Dallas Fuel haha.
2985: Were you voted “most likely” for anything in your class yearbook?— Nope, I don’t think so. I always hoped to get “most likely to become an artist” but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
478: Do you believe “it’s a dog eat dog world” or do you have a different opinion?— Ehhh most times it feels that way but if you kinda just have a good outlook on life and just go with everything, it’s not too terrible lmao
- - -
Thanks for the ask, my guy!It made work not as boring haha
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Just to get out of my system #1
Do you ever feel like you want somebody to hear your thoughts? Like a terrible need to confess though you haven't really done anything wrong. I just have to write this and post it here, probably will delete it after (can you even delete Tumblr posts?), but just the sheer knowledge that half a person will see this text (you don’t need to read it) makes me feel better. Sort of, I want to socialise and avoid socialising at the same time.
So, most important things first - you do not need to read it, acknowledge it or comment on it. These are just words that fill my chest up to the point where I can barely breathe and start just talk-talk-talk to myself, or to people around me. It’s like a weird Tourette’s, where I can’t stop, and I won’t be able to do anything until I finish it. Say it. Even if nobody would hear it. A closure.
Once again - stop right here, unless you want to dive in into petty anxieties and pointless worries. And complaining, loads of complaining.
I hate my job and a town I live in. As any young idiot, I have always kinda hated the places I lived at. Its not that I thought I deserved any better, its just I would listen to classmates or neighbours, see their houses, watch films, and realise that I am, pretty much, worse than them. I remember the times when I would compare myself to everyone and see that e-v-e-r-y-o-n-e is better than small and useless me. Better artists, better performers, better mathematicians, better at languages, at PE, at socialising, at getting to places. More beautiful than me. There has always been a place, like a Wonderland, basically “the Betterland” (cringe I know), where everyone was, and I was forgotten. Long story short, I moved multiple times, and ended up here. What is this place? An absolute disaster. I am very nature-oriented person, and there’s no forests or parks. There’s no rivers or sea either. No beautiful places. It’s just and industrial working town, surrounded by terrible grey fields. I haven’t got any DL yet, but I am on my way of getting it. I suffer here. An outgoing person years before, I get anxious before getting out of my room. I need freedom, and this town destroyed it. Only one year left, and I am going away. I do not care where, just somewhere with forest and sea. And the workplace... A lot of responsibility. A lot of important conversations and being “proper” towards people. I can’t be around people, I always behave like an idiot. But this job is my only chance. Christ, I am afraid of getting back after the lockdown, I will not cut it.
Can’t make any friends, don’t know how to. Never in my life I knew anyone who would socialise with me because they like me or think I am funny. As a matter of fact, I am most definitely unfunny, boring and fail to establish a human-like (empathetic I guess?) relationship with people. Some would think it is weird, and, well, they will be absolutely right. I do not know if I need friends, but sometimes I think... it would have been nice, right? To socialise with someone (not romantically), talk about bullshit, and just be friends. Share weird situations, secrets, and generally fun stuff. Be fans of something together. I don’t know, maybe I have a strange understanding of how friendships work, but I’d like that kind of person. My partner has friends, and I am kinda jealous because I want to have them too. But I am always getting ghosted, ignored or just... well, “a classmate\colleague” and no more than that. People say I talk a lot, and generally am weird - maybe that’s the reason? People feel like I am a freak and an outcast and they don’t want to be around me? I don’t know. I don’t know how to become friends with people, I do not know what is the difference between a close friend and an acquaintance. I will tell them both same thing, and I will hide same things from them two. Never have I managed to get along with someone who would think “wow, RaginReptile is so amazing, let’s be friends!”, people mostly tell me that I am weird. And talk a lot. I am so scared to admit that I hit the point when communicating turned into the unnecessary activity, I prefer to be by myself and talk to myself, do things on my own. So scared. Don’t know which one I want more, have friends or be ascetic.
Can’t do any more of studying. I said it. Finally. Five years is more than enough, I went from fascination for the subject to absolute hate. I can’t stand the assignments, can’t stand “another cool idea”, no more grades, no more pass criteria, all I want to do is write my own scripts and sell them, but how can I do so if all I manage to think about is deadlines-college-call-work-deadline-money? And those college assignments do not seem to make sense either, I just do not want to do them anymore, I wish to carry on with my own thing. But it would be stupid to quit - I got into student debt, moved from my home country for this education, and didn't even finish school there, just quit in 10 (out of 12) year to go straight to college and upgrade there from Level 2 to Level 5 (Level 6 if Bachelors degree, it is after this year). And, being so close to the end, I realise that I cannot do it anymore. I have so much respect for my tutor, but myself I am... tired. I think I completely destroyed my mental health because of juggling studies, work and family troubles, and moving. If two years ago I cared about my grades and my future, now I am just trying not to sleep 70 hours per day.
Suspecting ADHD and am afraid to go to the doctor’s. I am afraid that it will forbid me from driving (though I do not have any problems with it, lol, just anxious that I will be restricted from it), and I am afraid my family will think of me as of a weak and useless person who can’t take care about themselves. I have been taking care about myself as much as I could. I looked online for the “home” treatments for ADHD (I already checked the symptoms and as far as I am concerned it fits, but it would be a subject for some other post, really), and it worked up to a couple years ago, when college kicked me so hard I had my first public proper nervous breakdown and I have never got well again. Actually, there are much more problems now - for example I hate, hate-hate-hate making decisions, if before I could have forced myself, now I am willing to let everything go and just fail, I won’t feel neither good or bad about it. Sometimes I feel like I am alien to my own body. So many thoughts in this pumpkin-head, everyday I feel like a completely new and different person, and it just circulates in my mind, every day of every week. I think I need to get my head checked, haha, but I know I will not trust a doctor, I’ve seen enough of them and most of them are such an utter dog shite. Well, tomorrow will be another day, ain’t it?
Tired of fighting. “Forcing myself is the best tactics ever” was my working motto for most of my life. Force through reading, watching, walking, organising, planning, doing what I liked and didn't like. It worked up until the events I described earlier. I don't know how to get back on track with my life. How to get back and start again, be cool and happy and beautiful once again. Just wanna breathe some sea air and... Well, what else do I need?
0 notes
Text
deh cell phone/social media headcanons (?)
ok so I like rarely post on this blog but I couldn’t stop thinking about like what they’d all be like using their phones and stuff?? idk im tired this is gonna be shitty but less go
jared:
ok but he would def have an ifunny and have like 1834384 followers (or whatever idk how it works but he’d be popular ya know)
and like brag about it constantly
like “guys I’m like,,, ,, kind of famous not to brag”
(but he would be bragging)
(110%)
ok hear me out,, but he would SO be one of those people who have an android phone and believe that apple products are Spawned From Satan™
like if anyone would be like “haha lol why do u have that crappy phone” he would launch into a fULL ON RANT about how much apple sucks and all the cool stuff on his phone and how much better it is
he would probs have a meme account on insta too tbh
he would have a voicemail that goes “hello?” and trick the person to start talking ya know
and like ten seconds in he would be like “SiKe i’m not here rn hahAAA leave a message”
he would text in all lowercase for sURE
lots of crytyping and excessive commas obvi
uh he would have the highest snapscore (or whatever it’ ever it’s called)
his story would always be sooo long
all just vids of his day and people doing funny things
he would have 23859320495803 snapchat memories ok
he would just be v funny idk i love him
connor:
connor frekaing murphy okay
just hear me out pls
,he would probably have a tumblr that’s like surprisingly aesthetic?
(idk how to word that but you now what i’m trying to say)
but it would be a Major Secret™ like if someone asked him he would be like “lol tumblr who is that”
his screen on his phone would always be shattered
he wouldn’t really care tho tbh
his insta would probably be like empty except for one picture he posted when he was really young
but after he meets evan he posts a lot more
like really really random candids that most people would just delete
that would be his entire account okay
(also pictures of evan being Cute)
he would most likely always have the second newest iphone
like when everyone had an iphone 7 he would have a 6 know what i mean
ok but
cmon
he would DEF take so many selfies
and like keep them in his my eyes only on snapchat
he would never post them anywhere but one day he decided to post one on insta and everyone was s h o o k
and freaked out
im talking like 200 comments
anyway
I just don’t picture him using snapchat that much
i think he would like have a streak with evan and maybe like a 3 day one with jared every once in a while but other than that nothin
his voicemail would be like “u can leave a message but ill probably not listen to it so just text me instead bye”
yeah that’s connor
zoe:
zoe i love her omg
ok
so she would have an insta and it would have The Best Theme Ever™
it would be v pastel i feel
and there would be a lot of pictures of flowers
and of alana
obvi
she would also post vids of her like playing the guitar and other instruments and they would be so good and get like so many likes
her bio would be something really deep but in french?
like she would probably go on google translate and type in a cool quote and just copy and paste it into her bio tbh
but it would be so cute and cool
she would have a rose gold iphone
no matter what
it would always be the newest kind
and she would like n e v e r wear a case on her phone
(except for those clear ones, in which case she would like draw on them or put stickers on)
but her phone would never crack or get scratched
ever
and everyone would be like “????? how???”
she would DEF have a tumblr
she would have a personal blog and then an aesthetic one and like 39483 extra sideblogs
her voicemail would be the typical “hey, it’s zoe! can’t get to the phone right now, pls leave a message!”
she would have had it as one like jared’s before but it probably somehow screwed her over
so she changed it
she would text in all caps a lot i feel
i just love her?? ok??
alana:
guys.
GUYS
i have so many for this girl
she would have a tumblr too
and she would follow every single one of zoe’s blogs
she would SO have a studyblr okay
like she would for sure have a bullet journal
and have such pretty and high quality pens and highlighters
it would be everyone’s goals
her insta probably doesn’t have a theme tho
I feel like she wouldn’t post often?? ?
but when she would it would either be a long political thing or just a cute pic of zoe
she would have like mostly perfect grammar when she texts
except she would just use like SO MANY question marks
not like?? this??
but it would be like Wow?????????
like that
that made no sense
ok moving on
her voicemail. her voicemail
would be so extra okay
like she would have definetly (that’s not how u spell that ok) have found a way to make it so u have to press the numbers when u call her
like “for work calls, press 1. for family calls, press 2. zoe murphy, press 3.” that type thing
and she would have SO MANY different categories for everyone
people would get annoyed with it and give passive agressive messages sometimes but she wouldn’t care reallu
she loves her organized voicemail
she would def save her own money to buy her phone
but she would like mostly buy the iphone 6
idk why
she just would
SHE WOULD HAVE A SNAPCHAT STREAK WITH EVERYONE. dont fight me on this i know it
i love alana too
evan:
okay okay okay guys
i saved the best for last
i like,,,, love evan so much ok
what a little bean
anyways
so first of all
he would probably have the iphone 5s
and it would run out of battery in about .2 seconds
he wouldn’t really care but he feels bad missing his mom’s calls so he’s always asking for a car charger
his background would be of trees on his lock screen (obvi okay)
but his homescreen would be a pic of connor
4 sure
of course
and once they’re like “official” his lockscreen would be a pic of them
just bein cute
aw
ok this is for a different time but id like to mention that i feel like he would have a dog?
moving on
his voicemail would probably be the standard “your call has been transfered to an automated voice messaging system. blah blah blah.”
but jared would be like “dude. u gotta change that.”
so after like 203857 tries he finally just goes
“hithisisevanimnothererightnowpleaseleaveamessage”
(connor would think it’s adorable btw)
his instagram would be adorable
he would probably post every two seconds
he would post a lot of pics of trees
but when becomes closer with alana and zoe and connor he starts posting pics of all them together and like cute blurry selfies
his bio would be like “HI, this is evan! Here are my pictures.”
he would have a snap but not post on it much
like maybe every once in a while
but he would of course have a streak with connor
(probably alana too tbh)
oh i forgot to mention this but he would be terrified to crack his phone
he would have a big clunky case
(like an off brand otter box but worse)
he would text with perfect grammar
it would be so cute
like “Hello, how are you?”
aaaaa
but when he would get really anxious he would pull up like one of those soothing sounds apps
and put use the apple headphones that you get with the phone in
(he would still have those and never loose them btw)
and he’d just try to breathe and listen
i love this boy so much. so so much. yeah.
wow this was longer than i expected lol hope u enjoyed that crappy headcanon!
(ps i ended up actually making the pets headcanon so if u wanna see it lmk and i can post it lol)
#this is like?? so long??#i got so carried away wtf#evan hansen#dear evan hansen#deh#connor murphy#deh hcs#headcanons#dear evan hansen headcanons#jared kleinman#broadway#deh fic#what else do i even tag with#who knows#zoe murphy#cell phones headcanon#social media deh headcanon#my headcanons#alana beck
445 notes
·
View notes
Note
Ahhh if you ever do feel like drawing BakuSero I would just about die because I love that rare pair soooooo much and there is next to nothing for it
Holy shit I thought I was literally shipping that ship by myself, but here you are, amazing !!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway don’t worry I’ll definitely draw something for it sooner or later anon, I love it way too much to never give in haha
Anon said:my day started out terrible but your sero and kaminari saved the day (like most of your drawings do) ty ily
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m super glad to hear that!!!!!!! I hope the rest of your day will be as amazing as it can be, anon!!!
Anon said:A) why isn't it franswers? B) Kaminari has a habit of just watching (unbreakable) things just fall if he fails to catch it or it slips out of his hands. like he doesn’t move to get it, he just watches it fall with a blank face
A) that’s a great question that would deserve an equally great answer which sadly I don’t have??? like, why isn’t it franswers??? it should definitely be franswers t b h - B) yes and also I feel Kaminari a lot. Like, mood and also same. As usual hahaha
Anon said:I have never seen a more pure kamisero than the spiderman kiss. I have fallen into the ship and i cant get up (i dont wanna get up) thank you 💖💖💖
Thank you!!!!! Oh my gods!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so happy I could make you ship it omfg!!!!!! They’re such a cute underrated ship aaahhhhhhhhhhhh tho I feel like it’s getting more popular lately, which is A+++ :D
Anon said:Sero 's hair looks so fluffy in that first panel, you can't un-convince me whoever his boyfriend (s) is (are) wouldn't mindlessly run their fingers through it from time to time.
I love this headcanon???? But also consider, if his boyfriend is Kaminari, Sero’s hair is always super staticky once he’s stopped petting it. Like, his hair just sticks in every direction, it looks super funny. Or, his boyfriend is Bakugou (or his girlfriend is Mina! same scenario plays out) and Sero has to wash his hair after Bakugou/Mina is done because their hands are dangerous and having flammable hair isn’t much fun, Neither is having acid very slowly corroding his scalp Poor boy, three out of four of my fav partners for him are dangerous for his hair haha
Anon said:Spidey Sero is good Sero also I still love your chibi style ^^
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!! Holy smokesss!!!!!!! *O*
Anon said:Right, so first off, I l o v e your art. And I'm kinda mad that only just found out about you? Anyways, I was wondering if I could draw one of your fusions (specifically, the Kacchadeku one)? They're super cool and i really want to draw them myself? I'll give credit you your for making the designs 'n all that. It's been quite a while since you drew it so i was wondering if I could draw 'em. Other than that, keep up the good work!
I would prefer it if you guys could ask me for this kind of stuff off anon, tbh aaahhhhhhhhh but I guess I never said that anywhere so it’s fine this time around - it’s good by me! As long as it links back to me/the original post then it’s okay~
Anon said:holy hell your art is a gift from God,,, i shall ascend to the astral realm after seeing all this,,, i have seen all i need and it was on this one blog,,,
YOU ARE!!!! TOO NICE!!!!!! OH MY GODS!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much ( ;v;)
Anon said:it makes me really happy that you add mina into the bakusquad pics your draw thank you!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, it’s not like I always draw the whole squad, but when I feel strong enough to then it’d feel wrong not adding her in too! She’s part of it too, after all haha
Anon said:Im so happy your back! And you killed me with that last post. BAKUGO IS SO BEAUTIFUL! And your art is even better than before! Did I mention how beautiful Bakugo is? Love you and wish you full health mode
I’M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED HIM!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anon said:I don't know if I'm the only one but I really love how in bnha they emphasize the fact that the kids are really just kids. Like on multiple occasions All Might and Aizawa remind themselves or others that they really are just 15 y/o kids who are trying their best to become heroes and help others. Compared to e.g. Haikyuu I feel like they don't seem like young teens like bnha characters even tho they're the same age (or even older). Good for Horikoshi to remind the readers every now and then.
You’re not the only one!! That’s one of my favorite things out of bnha and also one of the reasons why I’m such a fan of the adults of the series - not all of them, but most of the guardians have a great grasp on what they should expect out of kids and what they can ask of them and what they should instead keep them away from, which I appreciate a lot. And some of them (Aizawa, Toshinori from some point on, Bakugou’s parents, Fatgum to say some) have a great understanding of the kids they’re responsible for and make decisions based on what’s right while at the same time accomodating the kids’ aspirations and dreams, which is super amazing because it doesn’t negate the fact that even if they’re just kids they’re still people, you know? They talk to them and understand them and act as guardians without clipping their wings, you never see this sort of things in media tbh so I appreciate it a lot
Anon said:ok so I just need to get this off my chest. during the quirk apprehension test when aizawa said whoever came in last would be expelled, I think he would of actually done it. I mean he has done it before. but I think he saw potential in Izuku and that made him change his mind but I believe if it where someone else besides Izuku he would've expelled them. so I just wanna say that it was Izuku himself who made himself not be expelled not because of a bluff. and I love aizawa. the end
Yeah I’m sure that’s how it went! Well, I was about to say that maybe even if Izuku hadn’t been the last one Aizawa would have let the last one stay anyway since 1A is a pretty impressive class, but the 19th place was Mineta that time so honestly who knows. Maybe we were one step away from not having Mineta in the class and Izuku ruined it for us. Who knows. (lol)
Anon said:Ur art is so sweet and wholesome, like. Its legit. A friend of mine was following you since you were posting haikyuu and she started watching bnha when you started, and she got me into it from there by sending me your adorable fanart. "Keep an eye out for these 3!!" Then she sends me a giant stream of your BakuKiriKami art. You're great, it's ur fault that they're my # 1 ship above all. Also - have ya read the kiribaku fanfic 2AM Knows All Secrets? I feel like you'd like that one if ya havent.
Holy heck thank you!!!!!! This is such a nice ask !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m glad I could make both you and your friend watch bnha, and I’m even more happy I could make you ship my ot3!!!! *O* and!!! yeah I’ve read it!!!!!! It’s such a cute fic tbh~ I loved it a lot
Anon said:FRAN THE CATS ARE BACK HOW HYPED ARE YOU!!!
VERY!!!!!! I hope their game is more !!! than the Karasuno one tbh haha
Anon said:hey fran! i love how bakugou and sharkishima using sign language to communicate, and i was wondering if i could use that idea for my own mermaid au
Sure thing, I’m glad you liked the idea enough to want to do that! If you could mention where you got the insp for at the top of the fic when you post it that’d be neat~
Anon said:did you ever watch/read Ao no exorcist? its really good
I used to follow the manga! Like, a real long time ago? I think I got up to when we found out that Yukio’s a demon too and then I sorta... dropped it... cause I just... couldn’t stand Shiemi at all... sorry - my faves used to be Shima and Izumo tho!!! I used to love them so much and I still miss them so much that sometimes I seriously consider picking the manga up again just for them hahaha
#fran answers#it really should be franswers...............................#anon#what did you do#now i'll have to seriously consider this....................#anonymous
93 notes
·
View notes
Text
100 questions
I was bored af and tried to do these questions.
1. Is a kiss considered cheating? ya.
2. Have you ever faked an orgasm? Not one I could think of
3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? probably flying
4. Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years? hopefullyyyyy
5. Tell us some funny drunk story. Oh my god I know so many but a bunch of friends and I were celebrating midsummer and we had this wooden cross which we’d decorate with branches and flowers and one of my friends (he’s got long wavy hair) stole my flower crown and carried that cross halfway home through half of the town we live in and it was like half past 1 in the morning and the people on the streets were shouting ‘oh my god it’s Jesus’ all the time and that was freaking hilarious
6. Why are you no longer together with your ex? long distance isn’t cool
7. If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? I don’t think of shit like this often but I’d like to have it quick and simple
8: What are your current goals? becoming a pro in photography (concerts mainly) and drone videography (basically shooting aerial footage for music videos and movies, that would be the most rad thing)
9. Do you like someone? I actually like a lot of people
10. Who was the last person to disappoint you? ugh, there are a few people who do that frequently but mostly band members
11. Do you like your body? parts.
12. Can you keep a diet? Nope I’m pretty weak regarding food
13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say? Stop fucking killing each other and try to love everyone regardless of their origin or religion or sexuality or views
14. Do you work? I study Scandinavian Studies but I’ll be working as an aupair in Finland starting in August 2017
15. If you could choose only one food to eat for the rest of you life, what would it be? This is the toughest freaking question anyone has ever asked
16. Would you get a tattoo? I actually have 5
17. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on? concerts, cameras, things that make me genuinely happy
18. Can you drive? what? A car? A person insane? Like a fucking champ
19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful? my best friend aka Julienne that gorgeous shining bean
20. What was the last thing you cried for? my dad being my dad
21. Do you keep a journal? I have a scrapbook where I put random little things like receipts from vacations or stuff like that in and I also print out mini photos for it
22. Is life fun? What kind of question is this? Life’s an up and down
23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant? as long as they don’t hear it and you can smell it away
24. What’s your dream car? VW Golf R in metallic dark blue
25. Are grades in school important? As long as you don’t fail the class entirely or get kicked out of school it’s fine. Grades are so fucking overrated these days
26. Describe your crush. Ahahahaha he’s suuuuch a dork, especially whenever he’s drunk haha no but seriously he’s a dork and he get’s pretty touchy then
27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you? uhh, can’t rememberrrr
28. What was your last lie? I really don’t lie often but maybe I said I wasn’t feeling well just to avoid going out with some friends
29. Dumbest lie you ever told? I think there are a lot of dumb things I told so I can’t really think of one specifically right now
30. Is crying in front of people embarrassing? depends on the people but generally yes even though it shouldn’t be
31. Something you did and you are proud of? my photographs of band members
32. Favorite cocktail? Not tasted all of em but I love Mojitos
33. Something you are good at? sleeping, eating, taking photos, being dumb
34. Do you like small kids? depends on the kids
35. How are you feeling right now? stuffed with lunch and tired but generally fine because life’s good
36. What would you name your daughter/son? daughter: Ebba son: Heinz-Ewald!
37. What do you need to be happy? music, positive vibes and photography
38. Is there someone you want to punch in the face right now? I’m a very non-violent person so nope.. maybe Trump tho
39. What was the last gift you received? my grandma bought me a new handbag yesterday and it’s fabulous
40. What was the last gift you gave? frozen flavoured water to my beloved Fachschaft
41. What was the last concert you went to? A Finnish band called ‘Wake The Nations’, I had the pleasure to take pics for them there hehe
42. Favorite place to shop at? C&A, H&M
43. Who inspires you? Sawyer Hartmann & Logan Henderson, actually a lot more human beings
44. How old were you when you first got drunk? I’m pretty good with alcohol so I have to drink a ton to get drunk and I’m a poor student so basically I was 20 (and I still am 20 lol)
45. How old were you when you first got high? never got there
46. How old were you when you first had sex? never got there either
47. When was your first kiss? 2013 lol
48. Something you want to do until the end of this year? staying in Finland haha
49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done? A lot of embarrassing things honestly
50. Post a selfie there are photos of me on this blog come on
51. Who are you most comfortable around? my best friends of course!
52. Name one thing that terrifies you. insects
53. What kind of books do you read? none honestly
54. What would you tell your 12 year old self? “Nick Jonas won’t marry you and never fall for boys, they won’t value your good heart”
55. What is your favorite flower? white roses
56. Any bad habits you have? I have many, can’t choose
57. What kind of people are you attracted to? ugh, I deffo don’t have a specific type of person, it really strongly depends on the person. It can be the metalhead in one of the other Fachschaften and it also can be the hot model or the mysterious musician whose head is in the clouds 99% of the time. As long as the person treats me right and isn’t suuuuuper weird it really can be anyone.
58. What was the last thing you cried for? didn’t we have that question already
59. Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgusts you? Yaaaaa. I hate mushrooms, any sort of fish, snails, insects, basically all that stuff that Germans don’t eat, and oh yeah we have that thing called blood sausage here which is the most awful thing ever
60. Are you in love? all the time
61. Something you find romantic? lying in the grass at night time staring into the sky and talking is something I wanna do with someone special
62. How long was your longest relationship? 6 months? long distance I mentioned that
63. What are three things that irritate you about the same sex? - why do girls bath their faces in tons of make up EVERY SINGLE DAY like I don’t even wear more than mascara EVER - why do girls have to be so disgusting when it comes to public toilets and stuff - arrogance
64. What are three things that irritate you about the opposite sex? - superior behavior - beards - can’t think of the third rn
65. What are you saving money for? for my further studies in October 2018
66. How would you describe your bad side? bad..?
67. Are you actually a good person? Why? I always try to be nice to people and approach them without any prejudice and I try to make people feel good in my presence
68. What are you living for? music and photography haha
69. Have you ever done anything illegal? I parked illegally a couple times lol
70. Do you like your body? check out question 11
71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally? I strongly hope I haven’t
72. Ever sent nudes? lmao nope
73. Have you ever cheated on someone? In my mindddddd lol
74. Favorite candy? Ferrero Rocher. I’d die for them.
75. Is there a blog you visit every day or almost every day? Tag it! nopeeee I’m sorry I’m lame
76. Do you play any computer games? What’s your favorite? I used to play Rollercoaster Tycoon and Sims 2-4 a loooooot
77. Favorite TV series? Riverdale!!!! And the old German series ‘Wege zum Glück’ which is such a soap opera but I’m a sucker for it still
78. Are you religious? Does God exist? There have been so many “coincidences” that make it hard to believe he isn’t existent. And also there’s so much positive stuff in my life right now, I think he led me where I am right now.
79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why? I read a Swedish book from Henning Mankell about murders and it was cool
80. What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism? everyone is allowed to eat what they want, I don’t even careee
81. How long have you been on tumblr? since 2011/12, not sure
82. Do you like Chinese food? every now and then, yes.
83. McDonalds or Subway? Megges!
84. Vodka or whiskey? V!
85. Alcohol or drugs? only done alcohol so that’s it for me
86. Ever been out of your province/state/country? of course!!!
87. Meaning behind your blog name? it’s my favorite song by the Swedish band called ‘DNKL’
88. What are you scared of? not finding someone to spend the rest of my life with
89. Last time you were insulted? I tend to suppress things like this
90. Most traumatic experience? being taken away from my grandparents regularly when I was young
91. Perfect date idea? it has to do with sunsets and the ocean
92. Favorite app on your phone? Instagrammmmm
93. What color are the walls in your room? white
94. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favorite youtuber? I love the vlogs from Lex&Los and I am obsessed with the videos of the Swabian comedian Dodokay.
95. Share your favorite quote. boy there are so many I can’t even come up with one right now
96. What is the meaning of life? finding that one passion and doing everything to live that passion every day
97. Do you like horror movies? N O P E
98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened? probably my birth has made her cry at some point
99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way? the way some bandmembers treat me is truly something special hehe yes
100. Can you keep a secret? for sure!
7 notes
·
View notes