#i would have laughed like legitimately

[arowyn-m]

That last Reed post HAS to be for some promo material, right?

Oh absolutely…before today I would have never said whatever Reed’s been up to has been part of promo (And tbh I still think his Timebomb posts are his and his alone), but the recent shift to focus on in-studio photos is weird.

This doesn’t feel like typical Reed shenanigans lmao this feels like the Arcane marketing team—especially since for the photo where he’s standing at the podium or whatever he would have had to ask someone else to take his photo.

He had to have gotten permission to post that—there’s no way this is just him.

These photos also let us know that main characters are still recording lines less than 2 months until release, which is WILD. It could be post-production touch-ups but still that’s insane. Less than 50 days until Act 1 drops and starring actors are still in the studio…the Act 4 conspiracy is looking more possible by the hour lmao

[frnkiebby]

pretty smile you got there you greased up sewer rat~🎃

[carefulzombie]

don’t quote me on this but i saw somewhere that in the script the doctor was originally supposed to say something along the lines of “i guess he’s happy to be home :)” after seeing jamie run after the redcoat who shot at him at the end of the war games and yknow what actually sometimes it’s good when things DON’T make it to screen bc shut?? the fuck up

[floorpancakes]

ok but imagine canary like spirit calling cat after the au main story ending and cat is just sat on the other end of the phone like im sorry you're fucking WHO;?;?;?

[fingertipsmp3]

I really feel like eurovision this year was rigged, and not even because of the mic stuff or ABBA’s 50th anniversary. I just don’t believe Austria got that few votes from the public

[bookwyrminspiration]

also ana's mom is like "men arent actually that complicated. they are stupid, and only speak literally. take him at his word and be thankful he can read. they are also so emotional." kind of iconic

ana's mom is so wild like what is up with her. like the "often-recited warning: never trust a man who can dance". ??? I'd understand if it was in reference to metaphorical dancing, but ana remembers it...when they are literally dancing. on the dance floor. it may be intended to imply that his physical dancing carries over into metaphorical, but it just comes off so odd. what did dancing men ever do to you, ana's mom?

I'm almost halfway through the book (p. 233 out of like 510 or something). and I don't know what to do with myself. should I power through and read the entire trilogy back to back? or should I take a break to read something nice in-between? what do I say to my dad if he asks what I've been reading recently. if I said fifty shades of grey he'd support my ability to make decisions for myself but also judge me a little. like a "you can do whatever you want but why would you want that. you can do better" and he's right!! I can do better! and yet here I am...

[caffeinatedopossum]

I'm indulging in cringe (making animation memes)

[blueforester]

Idk I would post about how much fun I’ve been having with Starfield but everyone who’s never played it and doesn’t know anything about it seems to be having such a good time jerking themselves off about how much of a flop it is that it would feel rude to interrupt

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

i am also remembering my aizen au where that og persona of his was legit and he doesnt betray soul society

[undeadhousewife]

Just saw a post about how having ADHD makes it so you struggle with basic concepts like brushing your teeth and I am begging you all to stop normalizing shit like that.

'they want us to be neurotypical' no maybe actually it's good to work extra hard and do basic every day things so you don't have to have your damn teeth ripped out by 30 for dentures??

[fortune-maiden]

Listening to the Cagesong OST and getting all the Endgame Feels T_T

[capitateoftheherald]

coming to terms with the fact that it's very likely i will attempt suicide again in the future just like. statistically. and if i survive i'll probably do it again too. at the very least i am going to be plagued by the idea that i Could for the rest of my life, because that's just what multiple chronic mental illnesses is like. so for whenever my next suicide attempt is i'm thinking i should reestablish contact with my father so i can blow my brains out in his living room

[darkjusticiar]

people apparently only want one thing and it makes me sick

[gender-euphowrya]

seriously though who was the first cunt at the beach to spot an oyster and be like "hm someone sneezed into this seashell. Yummy!"

[starkwlkr]

happy life, happy wife | hugh jackman

an: “you attract what you fear” GUYS IM SO SCARED OF A 55 YEAR OLD AUSTRALIAN 😭 definitely thinking about making marvel actress!reader x hugh an actual series… i have ideas

marvel actress!reader

Deadpool & Wolverine Press tour - Hot Ones

Hugh felt like he was going to die. Each wing was getting hotter and hotter, but immediately when he heard his wife’s name he forgot all about the spice.

“Hugh, your wife is part of the Avengers, how does it feel having your wife be part of such a huge franchise? Have you two talked about a potential team up with the X-men and the Avengers?” Sean asked.

“My wife . . . Oh god, I think I’m crying-”

“I can’t tell if you’re legitimately dying or completely in love with your wife.” Ryan told Hugh.

“Wait . . I am completely in love with my wife and I would legitimately die for her.” Hugh gasped as he rearranged Ryan’s words.

“Is that in the contract she made you sign when you married her? ‘I vow to die for you’. My contract said I had to give all my money to my kids and wife.” Ryan said.

“No, she’s amazing, um, if I start talking about her I think I might go on for hours,” he laughed. “Our kids do want to see their parents fighting the bad guys together. We would love to team up, maybe it could happen.” Hugh smiled.

“The entire movie would be them making out and her beating the shit out of you. I’d pay to see that.” Ryan added.

•••

Comic Con 2024

Like RDJ, your last Marvel movie had been Avengers: Endgame. After being in ten mcu films, it was time to say goodbye to your character.

But that was in 2019.

At this years comic con, you were back. The cast of Deadpool & Wolverine had taken the stage and showed their appreciation for the fans. After their panel, it was time to announce Marvel’s upcoming projects. Kevin Feige announced the Fantastic Four, Thunderbolts, Captain America 4, and finally the new Avengers movies, which everyone was extremely excited about.

After showing the title card for the upcoming Avengers film, Kevin turned to the audience.

“Something people have been asking, as of late, is who the heck is going to direct these two movies?” The audience clapped.

From the side of the stage, you were nervous. What if the fans didn’t like the idea of you directing the next two Avengers films? Your worrying caused Hugh to come to your rescue.

“Hey, they loved you as an Avenger, they will love you even more.” Hugh kissed your forehead. “If anyone says anything about this decision, they have me to deal with.”

You laughed at his words. “I really love you so much.”

“Love you too, bub.” Hugh was about to kiss you when Ryan cut in.

“I really love us too. I convinced half of the people here that we’re a throuple.” He said in the most serious tone ever.

Kevin announced you as the director. Your doubt of the fans not liking the announcement was proven wrong when you walked the stairs to the stage and stood next to Kevin. They cheered when they saw you were back.

As you said a few words, thanking Marvel, Kevin and the fans, you were being recorded by Hugh, who was being recorded by Ryan.

“That’s my wife!” Hugh cheered from backstage, holding his phone in his hand.

“She’s Marvel Jesus now, holy shit!”

•••

WIRED autocomplete interview

“Is Hugh Jackman married?”

“Yes, to me, Y/n, probably to half the population,” Ryan answered. “He’s Australia’s biggest slut.”

“All the times, I proposed.” Hugh laughed. “But yes, I am married and I love my wife very much. She’s stuck with me forever.” He lifted his hand to show off the wedding band.

“Funny, because she texted me right now. Her and Blake are in the courthouse getting married. So Deadpool three was actually made so our wives could divorce us and marry each other.”

[theonethatyaks93]

You don’t wanna know how long I’ve been waiting for this!!