#like ancient times fucking... some greek guy called herodonycus or some shit
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seriously though who was the first cunt at the beach to spot an oyster and be like "hm someone sneezed into this seashell. Yummy!"
#who saw a puddle of weird goo in a rock and was like I BET THIS WOULD GO REALLY WELL WITH LEMON#i think legitimately the first guy to eat one must have lost a bet or something#like ancient times fucking... some greek guy called herodonycus or some shit#his pals were all like lmaooo herodonycus i bet you won't put this slimy sea shit in your mouth#herodonycus fucking drunk as shit gulps it down and goes Wait..... wait this might be something#i bet that's how it started it must have been for a laugh
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