#i would do it too in a heartbeat
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going. a little bit insane over barry in the green knight. genuinely giving one of the sluttiest performances of his life and for what
#for dev patel actually of course#if i was on set with dev patel and knew i could get away with holding him like this and practically sitting in his lap#and slowly dragging my dagger down his chest#i would do it too in a heartbeat#but also oh to be dev patel#and have barry keoghan holding me like this this and practically sitting in my lap#and slowly dragging his dagger down my chest
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Old(er) man Damien, maybe? (assuming he doesn't get anymore banged up or telepathically go nuclear at the end 🤷♂️)
#BORN TO DIE || ARTBLOCK IS A FUCK || Kill Em All 2024 || I am trash man || 410 757 864 530 DEAD WIPS#fhr#fallen hero#sidestep#damien becker#fhr sidestep#i'd like to think that regardless of what happens with hg at the end#he would refuse to cut his hair too short because of the similarities#unless ortega does something to piss him off#then he'd do it as payback in a heartbeat
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The thing is... Ace has the same parents as Rimmer.
When he became successful, what do we think happened to their relationship?
Did they love him and treat him like they did his brothers, or even better? Did they still not see him as good enough? Did they continue to belittle him despite his success and heroics? Or did Ace grow to have enough respect for himself to cut them out of his life?
#red dwarf#personally I think it was a combination of a few things#where he became Ace all by himself while his family treated him like they did Rimmer. like shit.#and the moment they realised 'oh actually arnold is going to be somebody after all' it was too late. Maybe when he was a teenager.#they couldn't be redeemed and Ace had way better things to do than reconcile with a family that would just be begging him for things#connections. money. hook ups#because the thing about Ace is he is everything Rimmer COULD'VE been. and one of those things is BRAVER#and that's about his recklessness in the space corp#but it could also be about being bigger and braver in the face of the people who abused him#Rimmer would assume being Ace solved his problems with family. That it would make them love him. And it did#but in a way that was unfulfilling and false#Rimmer could not comprehend throwing that away. even if it was built on fakeness#He would take fakeness in a heartbeat if it meant he was loved#and that's the major difference between Ace and Rimmer in my mind#fmj#fmj: text#whole fuckin essay in the tags
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I can't be the only one who's weirdly obsessed with this bit right?
(s34 ep20: The Very Hungry Caterpillars)
#simpsons screenshot#principal skinner#seymour skinner#the simpsons#not bloom's usual post#you ever find a moment of your fave doing something insignificant and you're like Ariel in that one Neil Cicierega ms paint comic#‘‘Ooooohhhhh how can I NOT f*ck him?’’#I would marry him in a heartbeat. No wonder his relationships w women are so instantaneous he's like a chick magnet#Agnes was forbidding him from speaking to women for a good reason. as it appears. he's just too charming. if only it worked on Chalmers.
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I don’t think the show is going there with this, it’s literally just a me thing, but I’d be kinda pissed if my boss was berating me endlessly and mercilessly and not a single one of my friends/family stepped in and said a word. Like I get that no one needs to fight Buck’s battles for him but he was clearly spiraling and maybe Hen has a good excuse for not getting involved but Eddie could have said something or even Chimney. I mean even dropping something loudly to get the attention pulled away from Buck would’ve helped.
I understand storyline wise why that didn’t happen, because they needed the Buck attacking/saving Gerrard moment but ngl I’d be reevaluating my friendships 🙊
#911#evan buckley#vincent gerrard#eddie diaz#chimney han#hen Wilson#maybe it’s my inability to not stand up for my friends#like I would get fired for them in a heartbeat#and I think buck is that type too#so when you’re that type of person and the friends you have do not share that quality#it hurts like hell
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Broke: the “I was wrong dance” scene was funny and cute.
Woke: the “I was wrong dance” scene was actually fucked up and wrong. It was a culmination of everything wrong in their relationship, how the dynamics that they’re used to are unsustainable even if they’ve “worked” for thousands of years. Crowley was thrown into a situation that would easily overwhelm and frighten anyone, and was expected to play along to Aziraphale’s whims likes he’s always done. Instead of having proper lines of communication about it, Aziraphale uses a tactic that is very angel of him. Not as in Crowley’s angel, but as in Heavens angel. This is how Heaven functions, through passive aggression, and manipulative movements. Crowley, in an effort to protect Aziraphale, gives in to a show of humiliation and control. It’s something that Heaven has done to Aziraphale for eons and now he does it to Crowley. Anger towards aziraphale for this scene is a natural reaction but holding this against him takes this take back to broke. Aziraphale has {not really} escaped a timeless abusive relationship with heaven. 4 years of “freedom” after eons of abuse is not enough to undo the damage. And sadly, we know all too well that not only is love from others not enough to do that, it’s common for us to do the same things to the ones we love. It’s tragic, it’s painful, and it’s so tragically human. You don’t have to worry about Crowley getting payback or thinking about Aziraphale doing the dance when he comes back. He is ABSOLUTELY about to pay the price and learn in the most painful way possible. And even if you’re absolutely pissed with him over this, the price he’s paying isn’t really worth it. It would basically be saying the same thing as “you hurt me, so I don’t feel bad that you’re gonna learn why and how you hurt me by going back to your abusers”. Aziraphale needs to unlearn so much, but he deserves to learn it in a safe environment. Aziraphale can be both the victim and victimizer. He can hurt people and still deserve love and security. It’s all just a fucking travesty.
#my heart bleeds for this angel#I want to cradle him in my arms and take away all his pain#if it took my whole lifespan to teach this angel how to communicate I would do it in a heartbeat and reincarnate to do it again#I’d reincarnate as many times as id need to and then do it again for Crowley too#dear god I’m beyond saving#good omens#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#good omens 2#crowly x aziraphale
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In light of Alicole reveal, let me just say that I will absolutely LOSE my mind (in the best possible way) if the reason Daeron was sent to Oldtown is because he has brown hair.
#alicole#alicent hightower#criston cole#alicent x criston#daeron targaryen#daeron the daring#if Daeron has brown hair it's OVER for these bitches (Aegon and Aemond). Daeron will become my fav in a HEARTBEAT#like??? the implications??? the delicious parallels with Rhaenyra and her sons?#Criston despising Harwin and BECOMING Harwin?#Daeron being a child of love but also a child of guilt?#the only child of Alicent born not out of rape and not from the rotting corpse#the implications of Daeron not being Viserys' but Tessarion HATCHING#Targaryen supermacy i am here to ruin your day#also Daeron possible bastard being the most honorable of his brothers is. heh. irony is not lost here#maybe...hear me out maybe true sons born out of empty marriage are...worse#good bastards vs bad truebornd dichotomy my beloved#daemon being torn because if he's accusing Daeron of bastardy he'll have to accept a boy with not a droplet of Targ blood rides a dragon#targaryen supermacy how are we feeling??? not good huh? nice keep feeling that way#idk i just adore the idea of brown-haired Daeron.the most Hightower of them all. (but also make his skin a tone darker)#to be closer to cristons. not too much so it woul be obvious but clearly darker shade than Alicent's#please please it would be so funny#and I'd die for this Daeron then. kill for him.he can do whatever he wants
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Level-5 only wrote Emmy out because they knew if she was still in contact with Layton when he had kids, Aunt Emmy would be far too powerful
#professor Layton#Emmy Altava#katrielle layton#she would have adopted her in a heartbeat#and that would make Katrielle far too powerful#she would be roundhouse kicking criminals left and right#she’d be too powerful to be stopped#and when Alfendi was in the coma after forbodiom#she would have gotten real close to whisper in his ear ‘if you don’t wake up soon you better hope you never do because I will KILL YOU#FOR PUTTING YOUR SISTER AND I THROUGH THIS’#and his eyes would have just immediately snapped open#oh what a golden world aunt Emmy could have been#but I know we’ll never see that sunny day#queue takumi defense squad
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Can’t, too busy flirting ♥ (Patreon)
#My art#SCII#Damned#DAX#ZEX#FRICK I forgot ZEX's bruises lol#I drew them in the sketch even! It's why his left eye is closed rather than his right fjdsaklfdfds#Well DAX will probably have that ankle brace on him still by the time ZEX's face and neck are all healed up anyway *handwaves handwaves*#Anyway lol#I've been wanting to try my hand at the ''heartbeat'' style for a while now! Pretty sure this is my first ever attempt! :0#I guess that one blushy react I made a couple years ago for VLH could count? But that was with vectors so#Was mostly curious as to how long it would take and how tedious it would be with my tablet#Using my crayon brush for the lineart and colours made it more fun :) Very unconcerned with how ''clean'' it would look by the end#Which I think is how this style is meant to be approached - if it was too smooth or too aligned then it wouldn't move!#I think I like it well enough :)#I had another one I was thinking about doing first - even sketched up a while ago now - but this image hit me most recently#New shiny - you know how it is :P#And they're so cute how can I resist <3#Max being shorter than Dexter is So good and then ZEX nad DAX are in there and it's just jdkslafd#Extremely yes very much so agree#They're cute! I love them!#Someday I'll get really good at DAX's parade rest pose because I keep attempting to draw it correctly and haven't yet#But I haven't given up!! I'll get it someday!!!#ZEX is effortlessly adorable so that's easy lol#Even if I didn't get the bruises his blush was still real fun to texture :)
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ngl, I think not having any followers ever would solve a lot of my anxieties in fandom spaces. Like. The idea of people only ever seeing my fanarts or fanfics or such when they actively seek out the relevant tags? That sounds freaking amazing tbh. I would love it if social medias would let you turn of followers
#I wouldn't actually go so far as too soft-block every single person who follows me. but the idea has crossed my mind#I should say - I wouldn't go so far as to do that on tumblr. if I could do it on ao3 I would do it quicker than a heartbeat ngl#just me rambling
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regardless of what i say toward michiru (or kazumi to a lesser extent), i don't think anything will ever compare to how severe my feelings for lurien were and still are (i've just gotten shy since i rarely post abt hk anymore, i don't want it to solely be 'this bug needs to be real so i can spend the rest of my days tending to him' . . .)
#I FEAR TO SAY IT. BUT AGAIN: THE THINGS I WOULD DO FOR THAT OLD MAN!!!#jestersvaguely#i also get too shy speaking at length abt my thoughts regarding michiru as well. because that's a lot more genuine#'i think we'd have a real connection' - and there isn't even the barrier of 'let's discuss Iurien and aster'#where indulging them is still nice because i get to see glimpses of Iurien's happiness even when not directed toward me as im accustomed to#but i want michiru to look At Me. and after a night of humoring her with the philosophical and morbid i want to have her blood on my tongue#and have her feel my heartbeat and hear it when it's like this and feel the same exhilaration of someone who truly Understands desire#not only in a romantic sense but in the grand scheme of what is worthwhile to pursue or even fantasize. even as individuals#but i digress. ok. ok. ok. nothing wrong with me 🚬
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Day sixty-six | id in alt
Idk clothing creatures.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#inumaki toge#Kugisaki was originally not gonna have a jacket but it was cold and took whatever was next to her#unfortunately it was Maki's fucking jacket#Being real im just ass at drawing leather jackets even Though i have 50 of those little assholes#Being honest Inumaki would take any bet or dare in a fucking heartbeat#Also do NOT come after me bc of Kugisaki's style in this#i personally think she doesn't have a set style because if she stays in one area for too long she'll start trying to fight god again#That last tag goes for EVERYTHING she does. She loves what she does and will do shit
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SO!! Y'all wanna see the GIFT i got my Wally?? I got him something SO SPECIAL!! Um um!! Voice reveal because it was so hard to capture the SOUND this was the best take i did for a friend!!
Yes YES!! I gave him .. A HEARTBEAT! A HEART!! Oh it PULSES, so i can FEEL him!! The surgery went so well and it was very easy and fast! (Putting his shirt back on was the hardest part) The Beating Heart comes from Build-A-Bear!! (For anyone else who wants to give Wally the gift of a Pulse!)
I think Wally loves his gift!!! Well his Heart is all a flutter anyways! Um and HEY while i'm here!! Thanks for 2000 Followers!! Wow! i'm flattered! Gushing even! It feels like not long ago, i was flustered over 1000!! I'm such a small time artist! and i've always done what i love! I know it is not a massive number, but it is to me!! Always feel free to drop me an Ask! a Request! Especially if it involves playing Dress-Up with Wally!! (or another neighbor!!... hey i need to get used to drawing the others tooo)
#oooh oooh i better post this while i'm still feeling bold!!#surprise!! its me!!!#its Jazz!! the 33 yr old store manager who is obsessed with Wally Darling!!#oh tags!#wally darling#plush#would this be considered an edit?? what do i even tag this as??#i stuck a heart into him!#a collab???#anywaysssss#um yeah so my voice!!#i dont mind yall hearing me!!#im a bit low and country!!#its very strange to hear myself tho!!#im a bit strange tho!!#i wanted to give him a voice box too#but i could not find one and also hes a bit small for both!!#i could put one in his head....#i may still do that if i get my hands on a recorder#ooh the heartbeat!!#its SO !!!!#the audio still doesnt do it justice#even tho i turned that part up!#its a soft sound but the fact that you can FEEL IT#i was just going to record a heart beat but they just HAD them!!#i guess there is a demand!!!#i was very careful!!! during the process!!#but i have sewing experience so i was pretty confident in it!!#i was thinking of editing out my voice but it was gonna be so jaring#i tried so many times to get the beat alone but awaaaaa recording with my old ass phone
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I'm just dropping by to tell you that I love your writing and gifs and you are:
✨ wonderful
✨ clever
✨ beautiful and
✨ I love you
(Keep being an amazing human!)
ANON!!!! 😭❤️ I love you too!!!
Like,,, sometimes it's hard to tell whether asks like this are hand-crafted (aka original in their wording), mass produced (aka copy-pasted), and/or genuine (aka spambots), but the things you chose to point out (specifically writing & gifs) made this compliment come across as super sincere, heartfelt, and encouraging ... which, being such an intensely sweet compliment, makes me so emotional gahhhhh!!! ❤️😭 And now I want everyone to see this sort of kindness in the world. Thank you very much.
Speaking of gifs, I've been making a lot lately!! And hoarding them lol. As Practice™. XD So, since I have a few recent ones on hand and would like to return something as a thank you, have this very pretty but somewhat random collection of gifs.
The ones that will probably be pretty to everyone:
The ones that are probably only pretty to me:
#i would suck darth vader's dick in a heartbeat#also yes i do know that i made the red too saturated for the one with darth vader's face#that's why i was hoarding it and not uploading it lmfao#(and also because there were other shots in that scene i wanted to gifset... so you'll see more of that later XD)#kb post#kenobster gifs#kenobster gifs SW#kenobster gifs HG#gif#reply#anon#SW adjacent#higher ground#scott barringer#SW people#hayden christensen#anakin#vader
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(Going insane boinkinh one AU in my head)
Hey hey hey
May I interest you in
(Slowly slides my FaaF AU towards you but void just Disappears without a trace one day before the accolade)
Teehee
#thylacines can talk#faaf au#i love this au very yummy. a very fun twist on how Flower's dynamic with their parents would progress afterwards#the vessels live but the void exits their bodies in quite a violent manner (extreme pain and literally throwing up an entire person worth of#void). Flower was on guard duty and theyre found barely conscious in a pool of rapidly evaporating void. passes out seconds later#PK also had the displeasure of experiencing extene pain and burning as void forced its way out through his skin <3 And his moulds all melted#and evaporated. after the initial shock wears off theyre hit with “Oh No#the vessel“ and rush to find them. Well somebody else was already looking for the royal pair about this#Flower wakes up dazed and in pain in their father's workshop. their stomach hurts their throat burns and they feel lightheaded. the entire#place is considerably brighter than they remember and in they can hear two faint voices in the background but theyre too preoccupied with#examining their now pure white hand in shock to focus on anything else. until they hear their mother say “My wyrm they're awake” and#suddenly their parents are by their side. Now the two have no idea what void leaving their body might have done to them. Are they still#hollow? are they still dead? do they understand anything are they sentient? or was what was done pernament even without the void? do they#have the mind of a child if their sentience was restored? or do they remember anything? So WL stays by their side and helps them sit up#while their father goes to grab his tools. She's trying to keep them calm and comfort them but theyre still too disoriented to pay her much#attention. Until their father checks their breathing and they yelp audibly from the cool metal contacting their skin and suddenly they seem#much more alert. theyve never experienced true coldness before. PK quickly apologises and tries to be gentler with them. Theyre breathing#properly and they have a heartbeat. And he just pauses for a long while just. listening to their heart beating. Many emotions to be had#after the exam's over he asks them point blank how theyre feeling. And Flower looks up at him still seeming a little disoriented. and then#they lower their hand to their stomach and mutter 'My tummy hurts...a-and my throat burns'. It's to be expected after the way the void#left their body. so he goes to grab them some water and meds and they also ask for food and a mirror. And after he returns they just stare#at themself in the mirror and pull on their bangs for a while then blurt out 'I have your eyes' when PK asks if everything's okay. And he#and he almost chokes up as he replies 'Yeah...Yeah you do'. Flower eventually spins a lie that they remember everything but its all distant#and blurry. Like they were not aware until now. They figured it'd be better to not break their hearts#And now the three have to figure out how to be a family while PK is also scrambling to find a new solution to the infection#oops i meant to only give a brief rundown in the tags which is why it was in the tags. but i got too invested KDHDKFB
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it's kind of weird to me that they didn't bother releasing sushi and tempura internationally at all but at the same time i'm kinda glad they didn't cuz like. yo-kai watch was financially failing in the west by the time 3 released. i feel like if they had released sushi and tempura the franchise would've completely tanked before we got sukiyaki which would've sucked. honestly if anything i feel like it's more surprising that we got all three versions of 2 instead of them just releasing psychic specters but tbf i think yo-kai watch was doing well in the west when 2 released. 2 is just inexplicably what killed the franchise despite being a masterpiece-
#puppy rambles#yo-kai watch#yw3#yw2#idk. i have a lot of thoughts on this stuff#still upset i didn't find out 3 released in america until a while after it did :/ could've gotten a physical copy if i'd found out earlier#but alas. i'm just stuck with a boring digital version. i mean the digital versions of yo-kai watch games are better but like. still#i never got maginyan in blasters even though i could've. the code or whatever was on the receipt but my mom bought it for me#from the nintendo website. and i don't think she checked it and i don't think i found out that was where it was until a bit after i got it-#i did get machonyan and jibanyan t/komasan t's codes entered though so i can get them on any playthrough now#unless i put the sd card in another 3ds since apparently it's system-based instead of sd card based??? which is really stupid#but you can probably bypass that with cfw and i do plan on modding my 3ds eventually#it'll just be a process cuz i don't have an sd card slot on my computer and idk if my moms would be willing to help#so i'll probably have to get a separate sd card reader or whatever. which i do think my moms would be okay with i mean#it's my system and they're cool with piracy lfskdjfjkfsdkljfd-#my moms are so cool <3 i just wish i could get them interested in yo-kai watch but they don't seem to care lfskdjfkjsfdjlksfd-#they determined the battle system doesn't sound fun but i might've just described it badly#i mean tbf. it is very annoying sometimes. especially when my healer just will not heal the other yo-kai#''DO YOUR FUCKING JOB TATTLECAST STOP LOAFING'' -me playing 2#that being said if 1's switch port ever releases in america i am totally playing it on the tv#i WILL force my moms to watch me play funni ghost game whether they like it or not /lh#if we do ever get 1's switch port i hope they make it a collection of some kind with 2 and 3 remasters too i would buy that in a heartbeat#i mean obviously i will buy any american-released yo-kai watch stuff in a heartbeat aside from maaaaaybe y-school heroes#(i'm sorry y-school heroes fans i just cannot get into it. from concept alone it sounds like i would not enjoy it)#maybe sangokushi too if we ever get that but i feel like we probably won't#idk if the franchise it's a crossover with is popular enough in america for that#i hope we get more english yo-kai watch content once ghost craft releases. kinda feel like it's testing the waters tbh#i know it's seemingly just a spiritual successor but still#i do hope that it being a spiritual successor doesn't mean yo-kai watch is over. i doubt that it will since like#punipuni still gets semi-frequent updates
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