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captainlexapro · 5 months ago
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(Fla needs to channel some of that comeback canuck energy from r2g1)
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vacueye · 8 months ago
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looking through old tf2 stuff again + felt like reuploading some of my favorite (mostly spy) art throughout the years
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syn4k · 1 year ago
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"i get bitches" ok and? i don't. on purpose. because i never fucking needed them. you fool. you knave. i would pity you if my seething contempt for your kind didn't get in the way first
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cheerioemoreblogs · 1 year ago
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I totally touched him before reading the sign. Narrowly avoided the bite!
[Image description: Statue bust of Soundwave from Transformers G1 with a sign next to it that reads "Please DO NOT Touch The Deception. He Bites. Thank You!"]
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sea-buns · 9 months ago
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SO insane that Sam has seen AND liked this... I'm so cozy in my little tumblr corner that I forget my words can escape containment and be perceived beyond Aabria Iyengar
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orengejoshi · 8 months ago
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2017 -> 2024
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don't give up
bonus crazy coincidence: (we didn't even know that at the time???)
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obsessedwhyyes · 1 month ago
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Fangs, Wit and Charm - An Astarion Quote Prompt List
Writing in Astarion's voice is a lot of fun. His language use and speech patterns are absolutely fascinating to me, so I thought I'd create some little Astarion-style quotes (Astarionisms, if you will) for general use! Drop me a tag if you use any of these - I'd love to see them in action!
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Gif by @wolfsong-the-bloody-beast on Tumblr!
"Trust me? Oh, that's adorable. And terribly unwise."
"Ah, the things I do for... Well, me, primarily."
"Darling, eternity is a long time to hold a grudge. But I'm willing to try."
"Feelings? How dreadfully inconvenient."
"I assure you, my bite is worse than my bark. And far more enjoyable."
"Loyalty? Oh, please. Let's not ruin a perfectly good arrangement with such tedious concepts."
"Darling, if you wanted my attention, you needn't go to such extremes. A simple 'please' would suffice."
"Your heartbeat is rather distracting. Mind keeping it down?"
"My dear, in my experience, the most dangerous traps are the ones you walk into willingly."
"Ah, the moral high ground. I hear the view is lovely, but I much prefer the shadows."
"Centuries of existence, and here I am, playing hero. How dreadfully cliche."
"Trust is a fickle thing. Like a neck, really - so easily broken."
"I've been called heartless before. Technically true, but so unimaginative."
"Eternity is overrated. But it does wonders for one's wit."
"Ah, the sweet sound of screaming. Reminds me of home."
"Redemption? Please. I'm far too interesting for that nonsense."
"Eternity is a long time to regret one's choices. Fortunately, regret and I parted ways centuries ago."
"My dear, your naivety is almost as charming as it is hazardous to your health."
"Your blood smells divine. I mean that as a compliment, of course."
"Careful with your heart, darling. I've been known to bite."
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I also write Astarion fanfic! Masterlist can be found here!
Astarion smut quote prompts!
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caesarsaladinn · 9 days ago
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to be clear, this isn’t a hypothetical, Corb Lund really did do that
breaking: country-western singer pronounced Chinggis Khan correctly
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belleski · 1 year ago
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Top ten sentences said right before disaster(?) @lyfeindark
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cashmoneyyysstuff · 4 months ago
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yall i have a confession to make….i fucking hate slowburn.
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bishicat · 1 year ago
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"Would you be offended if I said I fancied you?"
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valtsv · 1 year ago
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Turns out I can wander away from tumblr for a month, come back, and not notice you changed your icon and user at all because I just see a little dragon icon and go "Oh, it's James ♡ What terrible thing will he say today?"
i know you all like it when i say terrible things
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repsolhonda · 11 hours ago
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HONDA x MARC: you don't have to go home. there's a long way to go.
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grandcovenant · 10 months ago
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who's pulling the strings of the puppet king?
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rexsterss · 6 months ago
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The Kiners are right of course, their kisses would need to have their own show
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This is not the first time they want clonexclone action babes
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mx-nada · 8 months ago
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i am not normal
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