#i will. i will...
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I have... my boarding pass....
And I still have to do the tips distribution tomorrow morning 😫😫😫😫😫
#speculation nation#i was like 'oh yeah i could still do that i'll make time'#now that im actually on my time off im like. but do i Really gotta...?#i will. i will...#i just might try to dodge out of the manager meeting tomorrow night lol bc i DO NOTTTT WANNA#and being halfway across the country seems like a pretty good reason to not lol#like yea it's a phone meeting Normally. no i dont wanna.#it is a weight off my shoulders tho to have dealt with the boarding pass#and i checked my bag to make sure it fit the dimensions. it will! just might have to squeeze it a lil#im not paying for a carry on bag lol so ive just got the personal item. but thats ok#i just wear my boots all the time Anyways & i dress light in the summer by default#i'll wear my bulkier clothes. my jacket and my black cargo pants. to the flight#so that i dont have to worry about fitting it in my bag :P#i wanna Have pants and a jacket just in case#might might as well save my backpack space for my several different tank tops and my two different short shorts#im a simple bitch. when it's hot i dress slutty. as is my right.#ughhhh i wanted to paint my nails tonight too.. ughhhhhhh#guess i should do that Now... it's the best time for it.......
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗
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#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back#memes#dank memes#relatable#relatable memes#twitter#twitter memes#beyoncescock#tweets#toastbutteregg
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
#missed out on a whole year I could have skated at my local roller rink because I didn't want to go alone#and now it's closed and I won't ever get that year back. sometimes you gotta do it alone if you want to do something
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels#where they stopped posting short form content and went#wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods#HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO#and i eat that shit up every time
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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
#these paws are probably ao anatomically incorrect please ignore that asdfgjgkhk#I made this in a fever#art#artists on tumblr#illustration#boop#april fools
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished.#I won't even tag them because everyone should have them#boop#text
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hello tumblr
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