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Hotch in Painless
#sir hotch#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#**#i already made a gif of it but#i just šššš#there's something in the light and in his eyes in this scene that gives me some old holywood vibe#for reasons i cannot put my finger on but they are most certainly delusional#and may have or may have not to do something with the fact that i'm rewatching hitchock films these days#i will stop right now#(also this time it's less orange at least i hope it is)
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love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyoneās tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but itās Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?
Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfredās guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and thereās at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating itā¦
#ok NOW Iām going back to work#sorry#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#alfred mf pennyworth#I know thatās right#STAY strapped up#the traffic stops disappears entirely from GCPD record#itās still not enough for Bruce
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Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises
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This is what the dynamic was like
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#silco#vander#silco arcane#vander arcane#zaundads#vanco#sadihasdias I can't stop#i am not that into turning this duo into a trio#and downplaying some of the themes and dynamics established earlier on#the political and freedomfighter stuff. Now it's a promise to a keep etc not a fight between two different views on how to handle#a difficult thing as breaking away from oppression and becoming independent and free#and not in individual level but as a whole community/city#and neither of them did it 100% right but both did some things right#anyway haha lol gay
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We all know the semi-canonical āall the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batmanās cape, even as adultsā thing.
We also know that Danny āis LITERALLY a ghostā Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All Iām saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if youād really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce āBrooding Instinctā Wayne doesnāt even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before thereās a record scratch of āwait who tf is this?ā kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen Iām just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isnāt even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think itād be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi weāre the council of the dead. weāve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasnāt even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hiā¦ uh. Batman sir. if thatās your preferred moniker?#right so weāre basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you arenāt dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep youāre. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#itās the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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#apartheid#ceasefire now#end the occupation#free palestine#humanitarian crisis#i stand with palestine#israel is an apartheid state#israeli war crimes#stop the genocide#colonialism#human rights#Palestine#social justice#humanitarian aid#israel
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more n more!!! They're just too much fun to draw like this... wogh..
#Art#one piece#buggy the clown#buggy#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#UHHHH sorry the yuri train is so fast i cant stop it#I draw their normal versions too dont worry.. but im just in a mood for them like this right now.....
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I know WFA is too OOC for some people, but I need that shit right now.
I do love seeing the Batfam beating the shit out of each other. I like how messy their relationships are and I have always loved flawed characters.
But idk, man, Batman #138 just really crossed a line for me and I need a reminder that there are other depictions of Bruce that aren't so fucking heinous.
I'll take this shit:
Over this shit:
Any. Fucking. Day.
#wfa#wayne family adventures#gotham war#gotham war spoilers#bruce wayne#jason todd#dc comics#batman comics#batman 138#im not saying wfa is better#all im saying is that gotham war's bruce is a LOT right now#and idk how to cope with that#dreamer queue#updated post with better quality scans of panels#guys I'm not saying wfa is better than gw or any other batman canon#pls stop messaging me that you dont like wfa#it's fine if you dont like wfa#all i was trying to say was that wfa bruce may be ooc but he's kinder to jason#than gw bruce is being right now#that was it#that's the post#calm down
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Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like
"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"
"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."
"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"
"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"
"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"
Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.
Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless š
#I don't see enough of Fiddleford's wife ngl#i just want Stan to be loved#this fic idea has been in my mind for ages š#LET THEM BE POLYAMOROUS AND IN LOVE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!#Stan is such a poly bi-con TRUST š#Stan and Fiddleford's wife help Fidds stop using the memory gun#Fiddleford and his wife help Stan feel loved#JUST HEAR ME OUT THEY COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP#Tate gets 2 dads for the price of 0#cause in canon Fiddleford left when he was a baby and lost his mind so he didn't get any dads#let that kid grow up in an unbroken house hold š#omg you know how in canon Tate works at the bait shop next to the lake#Stan would SO take Tate fishing#he would be such a good dad guys give him a chanceš#cole's talking#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddleford x stanley#fiddleford x fiddleford's wife x stanley#just hear me out guys š#fiddleford's wife
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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper
#before anyone asks its not a series the part 4 is a joke dont go looking#the solver granted me this mental image#definitely not at the right skill level to draw it correctly but i did good enough#nori forgetting her ipod in space and then needing n to launch her into orbit to get it back#yknow now that im actually stopping to think about it v would be the only one of the two in functioning order at this point#or they just waited for n to regen and then forced him to do this#we both know n is fully capable of punting nori into orbit#something something stupid mutt#my hatred for this is growing the more i look at it im gonna finish off the tags#art#murder drones#murder drones n#murder drones nori#murder drones uzi#murder drones flesha#i guess#or#murder drones cyn#serial designation n#one day ill be able to draw n in a way i like#noris text box is supposed to be a rose it did not come out looking like a rose#i dont know how to draw roses help
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Thousand spears long Dragonsong war...
(Available as a print)
#we're kinda deep in DT right now but i couldn't stop thinking of heavensward...#crazy memories like it was just yesterday#ffxiv#heavensward#ffxiv art#final fantasy#final fantasy xiv#nidhogg#hraesvelgr#dragoon#ishgard#coerthas#dragonsong war#dragon#my artwork#digital art#illustration#my art
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unorthodox murder mystery
#zosan#one piece#roronoa zoro#sanji vinsmoke#fanart#okay so basically this concept is ok so basically#its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES#but theyre like#guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is#like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you#zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman#sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHATā#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE#zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me#sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think#thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell#anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be#thats the mystery#its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....
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i have said it once and i will say it again, i fucking love whoever writes the captions for this show
#gotta love brennans made-up words#ALSO CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS EPISODE IN GENERAL. JESUS CHRIST#im less than halfway through it right now folks i dont think im gonna make it if it continues on like this#dimension 20#d20#nsbu#never stop blowing up
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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!
#personal#my art#Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing āobservationsā and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse#to type āwow! very exciting!ā āhaha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!ā#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them#i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair#every day it's seminars and talks about āthe potential consequences of ai!ā when the consequences are happening NOW#NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS#people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money#my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.
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"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed."
"But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."
So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.
#hand in unlovable hand#Pulling pledges last-second to affect the results is FOUL but this was the best possible outcome for them actually.#relative to the death tournament where every other character dies a horrible death anyways#but more importantly. to my entertainment. They win even when they lose.#Terrible for hatchetfield though. Just one of them was enough to be World Ending Cataclysm levels disastrous#and now there's two of them. terrible.#a pit stop in hatchetfield#Ted finally survives a timeline but his friends and family are dead and there are murder ghosts on the loose#nerdy prudes must die#Also tom being the nighthawks coach loredrop. and max being hesitant to fight him#I mean he does anyways but it's the thought that counts right#grace chasity#jagertity#max jagerman#starkid#hatchetfield#hatcherverse#cakeart#Coping about lex and ethan though. swept in my heart
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any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*
their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: āoh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.ā
#batman#batfamily#batfam#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily headcanons#theyāre just trying hard to pretend they didnāt do a full background check right after meeting their teammate/friend#they get the paranoia from their dad#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#barbara gordon#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#being adopted by a furry is fun until you inherit all of his trust issues#at least heās rich though!#random dc character: my parent is a villain and i became a hero to stop them!#batfam character: oh wow i am so shocked right now
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