#i will not apologize for it
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie#it’s actually based on the jermavenus#mine#comics#diary#to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#🧻 sharts#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES#edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass#i am so sorry#LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar#i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
#yes im apologizing to myself too fuck it#its happened at least three times so#its cyclical i think#FOUR! no- FIVE TIMES ACTUALLY!#bc now you see the shit before you even show up!
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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
#bolo speaks#I genuinely still think about her all the time. mrs. [REDACTED] I apologize for being inappropriately excited for you to choke me
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You cant make this shit up
#honestly the BALLS to steal the title for your apology video (for plagiarism) from the GUY WHO EXPOSED YOU (for plagiarism)#i do really dislike somerton but i have to respect the grind. fucking incredible.#hbomberguy#james somerton
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being traumatized is so embarrassing sometimes like oooogh my mom was mean to me when i was little so now i want to eviscerate myself anytime i think i’ve done something wrong. fuck you
#🍜#that’s so STUPID#the urge to just. be a fucking person vs the urge to apologize for using up the oxygen i breathe#🦠
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i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao
#why should i have to pay money because SOMEONE ELSE dropped my medication!!! make it make sense#also they kept referring to 'the medicine that got broken' please drop that youtuber apology line and lose the passive voice#it did not 'get broken' YOU BROKE IT#madness. utter madness.
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Hi <3
#I've been dead I apologize#fellas is it gay to falls asleep in a mans arms and relax for the first time in a millenia?#probably not it's fine#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#hyparrt#billford#gravity falls au
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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Little turtle duck :)
#avatar the last airbender#atla#avatar#zuko#zuko fanart#ursa#art#artists on tumblr#this is an apology for the last time i drew zuko#during his agni kai ;-;#avatar fanart
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THE FEELS Inspired by this scene in the Journal, which has not left my mind since i first read it:
Specifically, this part!
#I deeply apologize for my terrible writing I thought about the dialogue after making the animatic#They plague my mind rotten#gravity falls#my art#the book of bill#fiddauthor#stanford pines#animation#animatic#fiddleford mcgucket
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this is just a bunch of text and barely a comic sorry, but i really wanted to talk about this stuff even if i don't have the energy to properly draw
#myart#ocd#actually ocd#moral ocd#scrupulosity ocd#religious ocd#mental health#you can tell i got lazy towards the end i apologize lol#but yeah this has been on my mind ...#and the fact its so underrepresented / falsely represented is what pushed me to talk about it i suppose
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"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).
Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.
#original post#text post#500#1k#2k#btw i know my definition of death of the author is loosey goosey here#it wasn't the main point so i went informal with it! as ppl in the tags have pointed out it isn't exact#and i do recommend reading the wikipedia article or similar (possibly even the essay itself if you're narsty) if you want to learn more!#wasn't expecting this to take off so my apologies to my barthes-heads out there#love you mwah#5k#10k#15k#20k
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💥📣 BLITZO SUX
#happy apology tour month#happy possible apology tour weekend??? i don’t have high hopes tbh but still#my art#helluva boss#helluva stolas#helluva verosika#verosika mayday#i’ve been so excited for this episode ever since the episode names dropped#honestly been looking forward to this more than the full moon ep LMAOOO#this one and ghost fuckers 💯💯 for fucking real…#stolas goetia hb#helluva fanart#apology tour#artists on tumblr#spiritually:#stolitz#blitzika#helluva boss apology tour
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Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#tadc#tadc pomni#gummigoo#pomni#digital circus#the amazing digital circus#tadc spoilers#tadc fanart#I would like to formally apologize to Pomni#I actually don’t think Gummigoo is dead#especially with Ragatha mentioned Caine reuses NPCs#but I also don’t think it’s the same Gummigoo or he doesn’t remember her#so gonna be so sad if they do meet again and Gummigoo just doesn’t recognize Pomni#Been awhile since I’ve done angst but I saw this comic so clearly I HAD to draw it#sorry to TADC fans 🩵#IDK if I’ll do mor stand alone TADC content but we’ll see 🙏🏾#my poor little heart won’t be able to take it if this happens BAHA
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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like
etho created the hopper clock! ⏰
xisuma created bedwars! 🛏️
cubfan is a published astrophysicist.
#like HUH?????#just the fact that these are on the same list as equal facts tickles me endlessly#also doc?? hello????#these two have doctorates in respective fields and also!!! they play minecraft ❤️❤️❤️#hc10#hermitcraft#ethoslab#xisuma#xisumavoid#cubfan135#edit: it took 15k notes for someone to point out i misspelled xisuma 😭😭😭😭😭#fixed it! apologies for my transgressions
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