being traumatized is so embarrassing sometimes like oooogh my mom was mean to me when i was little so now i want to eviscerate myself anytime i think i’ve done something wrong. fuck you
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When I’m sad I remind myself that Wednesday 13’s real name is Joseph Poole and then I’ll laugh really hard
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Today in Nikolai’s hated thing of the day:
Scared and scarred / scaring and scarring
ITS THE SAME FUCKING WORD SHUT UP. I READ THEM THE SAME AND ITS NOT FAIR.
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Out of spite I’m gonna draw more Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin (the campcamp guys) cus it would be funny
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America threw the veto when Blue was still in the comp?
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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.
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