#i will never write for belphegor because he does not interest me

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

How would the demon kings react to MC clearly favoring one of their respective subordinates over them?

Kings reacting to MC prefering a noble over them

Satan

He considers all his nobles close friends, they have been through so much they're basicly family.

When he first found out he thought it was a joke, but it didn't take long for him to realise that, no, in fact you are more interested in his nobles than him.

He would be angry at first, but he will never direct that anger towards MC.

He'll tease his nobles more often, but not to the point it becomes mean spirited.

As long as you pay attention to him as well, he'll be alright.

After all, seeing you happy is fullfiling enough for him.

Mammon

Good

He'll be the happiest out of them all

If his master wishes to hang out with his nobles, he's more than happy to oblige.

Sometimes likes watching from a distance, like a proud father

You can ignore him all you want, just having you in the same room as him is enough to satisfy him.

Makes sure to always bring at least one of his nobles with him whenever you two meet up

He's glad that you're so greedy for attention. One man couldn't satiate you, of course, after all you're his master. You should have the whole kingdom!

Leviathan

That's such a funny joke, if you weren't hanging, you might have laughted.

I mean, they're his nobles, so you didn't make the mathematicly worst choice out there

But he's still hanging you for doing that.

How dare you?

I mean, he tries to kill you, insults you every change he gets and doesn't let you look in anyone's direction but his, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't love him the most

You better transform into a frog and learn how to breath with your ass because you're going to be hanging more often

He'll never get over it, so you better convince your favorite noble to move to Paradise Lost.

Beelzebub

That's fiiiiine... usually... sometimes

Since he can't be around you 24/7, he understands that your desires will get the better of you. He sleeps with others besides you as well, he's not going to get jealous over that

He also understand that since you spend more time with his nobles you're bound to like them

But if you refuse to hang out with him just to stay with them, he's going to be a little disappointed.

I think he's in the same catagory as Satan when it comes to this.

As long as you don't spend time only with his nobles and ignore him, he'll be fine

Just don't let their smells get over you too much

Lucifer

He's not surprised

Don't get him wrong, Lucifer has enough respect and love for you to let you into Paradise Lost in the first place

But he doesn't exactly see you as an equal

You're young and mortal, so of course you'll like spending time with people more your level

All he asks of you is to have tea every once in a while, but he won't keep you for long

Your time is limited, you should get to spend it with the people that make you happy

Asmodeus

It's alrigt, he can share... to some degree

I mean, orgies are fun

Threesomes are fun

The more the merrier

But if he actually finds out you prefere one of his subordonates more than him he might pop a blood vessel

He won't state it outright, but you'll notice him flirting even more

Maybe not even in the sexual department, he'll be more romantic if you want

He might get desprate at some point before realising that you're his marked mate

Have fun never getting horny except for when you're with him

[mia4gotcookiez]

OMGG HOW ABOUT A FIC ABOUT SATANS FIRST THOUGHTS WHEN HE WAS NEW BORN AND HAD TO LIVE WITH “NEW BROTHERS’

YES OMG THANK YOU FOR THE WONDERFUL ASK DARLING.

Tbh I didn’t quite understand what you wanted from me 😭😭, so I just did whatever I felt.

I did the head cannons of the brothers and then the snippet of what I think were Satans thought right after his birth.

Warning ⚠️: Angst??? Bad writing lmao

As we all know Satan was born from Lucifer’s rage and wings during/ after the war. Also, let’s consider the fact that the brothers are numbered by their power and strength and not their birth order.

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Lucifer

His mother I think even though they have tension, they have an inbuilt link and bond between them, whether they like it or not and can always tell what’s up with each other.

Of course Lucifer must have been in pain while Satan formed. He must have been in a trance where aside from his own sin he was consumed by wrath which actually shaped Satan

In the starting , Lucifer wouldn’t have spent that much time with Satan because he worked out his trauma in the form of paperwork for Diavolo and because of the guilt of the war and Fall. However Satan is literally a part of him and his family. I feel Lucifer would have moment like tucking Satan in bed when he accidentally falls asleep on the couch or somewhere else, making him a cup of coffee when Luci makes one for himself. Overall, I believe Satan loves Lucifer the most despite everything he does and says.

Mammon

Now mammon would be the first to warm up to him cuz mammons warm and the best big brother out there <3

Mammon would probably help Satan in the initial years to fit in and ease up practically nurturing him.

I feel Mammon would have influenced Satan the most in his style, taste, and other demonic activities. Mammon would have given him exposure in life that Satan never experienced on his own and or through lucifer or others which are entirely new. I believe Mammon is the guiding principle for Satan and a person whom he can share anything with.

Asmodeous

Asmo would have been the second to warm up to Satan. No matter what anyone says, Asmo is extremely understanding and mature when he wishes to be.

And it must have been easy for him to grasp Satans existence out of everyone. Whereas Mammon exposed Satan to fresh life experiences; Asmo would have exposed him to his own self… like teaching him how to taking care of himself.

Asmo gave himself and Satan chances to build their relationship into what it is, they are as we see almost always together.

I also think out of everyone Asmo can help Satan in controlling his wrath the most since both of their sins are accountable under control.

Beel

Beel is in the middle of eceryone because since he was close to Lilith he must have also been experiencing great guilt, especially with the choice between Lilith and Belphie.

Beel once he registers Satan would be a bit troubled but not against it or whatever… just a mix of curiosity and yearning.

They probably bonded on the topic of knowledge of which realm’s food is better. I do feel that Beel sometimes co related Lilith and Satan together just because of his inner conflicts and feelings.

Levi

Levi would have been slow to warm up probably. They probably bonded over some common book/manga they read.

From then on, Levi would have given Satan more exposure in terms of books, games, manga from human world, celestial realm, etc.

I feel they would have ended up visiting several maid and cat cafés together, gaming together, reading and binge watching shows and things together. Eventually building off a special bond with inner jokes and understanding that no one except them knows, a bond of great trust and mutual interest and love for each other.

Belphegor

Belphie would have been the last to open up.

Out of all the brothers believe that Belphie is more on terms with his raw demonic self and must have been a little hostile with Satan until he saw a mix of Lucifers and Lilith’s mannerism to which he mellowed down and slowly started trusting each other.

Belphie probably took ALOT of years to mellow down before they bonded over a distaste for Lucifers and diavolos relation and their knowledge about stars and very occasionally Belphiewould have told Satan how Lilith was (despite him having snippets of Lucifers memories). Out of all the brothers , they have the most raw and pure bond of trust and loyalty and ofc carefully built love.

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Satan’s mind

I didn’t feel when I was born but I had question why?

Why did I exist?

Why was I separate from him, and yet so full of everything he denied?

His pride. His wrath. His pain. I was all of it—and none of it. A contradiction wrapped in his blood.

I remember seeing him, my so-called “Birth-giver” not feeling anything of my own but of his.

And yet… even then, even at the very beginning, I wondered if I was more than just his cast-off rage. Was there room in me for reason? For curiosity? For self?

The answer burned quietly inside me, like a fire learning to breathe.

I wasn’t just born from wrath.

I was the question it never dared to ask

Living among his brothers

Living with my brothers was… strange.

They weren’t mine, not really. They were his—Lucifer’s. Each one carrying some piece of the story that led to my existence. I could feel it. The grief in Beel, the chaos in Mammon, the cold logic in Lucifer. All of them, in some way, bore the weight of the Fall. And me? I was just the aftershock.

At first, they didn’t know what to do with me. I don’t blame them. I was temperamental, unpredictable. A force, not a person.

Belphie avoided me. Levi watched me like I was some glitch in his game. Mammon tried to act casual, but I could see the fear in his eyes. Only Asmo dared to be openly curious—though even he kept his distance, like I might explode if touched the wrong way.

Lucifer… he said nothing. But I saw how he looked at me. Like a mirror that reflected everything he hated about himself.

I hated that look.

But I also… wanted him to look. To acknowledge me. Not as a mistake, not as an accident of rage—but as someone real.

And slowly, the house began to feel less like a battlefield and more like a maze. A mess of emotions I didn’t understand. I started watching them. Not out of distrust—but curiosity.

How could beings born from such sin laugh like that?

Why did Beel always save the last snack?

Why did Mammon keep losing bets and still try again the next day?

They were chaotic, loud, irritating—but they were alive. And I started to wonder… was I allowed to be that too?

So I stayed. I fought. I yelled. I read. I learned. And in the quiet moments, I listened—to their stories, to their habits, to the rhythm of a family that somehow, impossibly, was now mine.

Even if I wasn’t born like them…

Even if I didn’t belong the same way…

Maybe, just maybe, I could still be one of them.

[marixrose]

Demon Brothers find out you’re married to Solomon

Lucifer

Lucifer finds out through a report from Diavolo—an old Celestial record noting that Solomon was already bound to a human through an ancient magical pact.

When he realizes it’s you, he’s silent for a long moment.

“You married Solomon. Before coming here. And you didn’t think I deserved to know?”

His voice is calm, but his pride stings. He’s not angry at your choices—he’s angry that you hid it.

“Was this all a game to you? Or did you simply not trust me enough to tell me the truth?”

Eventually, he cools down and chooses dignity over drama. But the air between you is colder now. It’ll take time for him to see you the same way.

Mammon

Mammon finds out by overhearing Solomon talking about his “spouse” in the Human World. At first, he laughs.

“Wait, you? Married? Who the hell would marry a shady bastard like you?”

And then Solomon says your name.

Mammon goes still.

“…Y-You married MC?! Are you serious?!”

He feels stupid—all those little moments he thought were special, all the times he swore he was your first and only. He tries to act cool about it, but later that night he cries into his pillow like a heartbroken teenager.

“Figures. The one time I fall for someone, they’re already taken…”

Leviathan

Levi shuts down completely when he finds out. He doesn’t yell. He just… disappears for a few days.

He tells himself it’s fine—you were never his, anyway. Why would you pick him, the gross shut-in, when you had a smooth-talking sorcerer?

“It’s just like every anime. The normie always wins. I should’ve known…”

He avoids eye contact, skips dinners, ghosts your texts.

But if you seek him out and talk to him gently, he’ll break down and admit:

“I thought maybe I had a chance. But it’s okay. I’m used to not even being an option…”

Satan

Satan finds out from Simeon—and at first, he thinks it’s a joke. Then the pieces click. And he gets quiet.

“So. You married Solomon. Interesting.”

He tries to stay logical, but his emotions coil beneath the surface like a storm.

“Was I just entertainment? A footnote in your actual story?”

He hates feeling like a backup plan. But he’s not cruel about it—he’ll give you space, but he’s definitely more guarded.

“Just… next time you break a demon’s heart, give him fair warning.”

Asmodeus

Asmo is the first to find out—and he masks it flawlessly. Smiles, jokes, even congratulates you.

“Oh, Solomon~! You lucky sorcerer! I hope you know how precious MC is~!”

But when he’s alone, the mirror sees a different version of him. Quiet. Eyes red.

“They were never mine… not really. And I knew that. So why does this hurt?”

He still supports you, still wants you to be happy. But you can tell he’s grieving in his own way—through silence, long baths, and eyes that avoid yours just a little too long.

Beelzebub

Beel hears it in passing and is too stunned to speak.

When he comes to you later, he’s not angry. He just… wants to understand.

“Are you happy with him? Do you love him?”

When you say yes, he nods, quiet and heavy-hearted.

“Then… that’s all that matters.”

Beel won’t stop loving you, but he’ll step back. He’ll still make you food, still protect you, but it’s gentler now. Sadder.

He mourns the version of the future he once imagined with you in it.

Belphegor

Belphie reacts with a cold, detached anger. He doesn’t scream. He just leaves.

When you find him later, he’s staring at the ceiling of the attic, arms folded.

“So you were Solomon’s before you even met us. Before you met me.”

He’s hurt—deeply—but he hides it behind sarcasm.

“Nice of you to make fools of us all.”

Eventually, he’ll thaw. He’ll listen if you explain, but he’ll never see you quite the same way again. Not because he hates you—but because it changed the story he thought you were writing together.

[daytaker]

The Gang's Tumblr Pages

Inspired by this and my own reaction to it.

Lucifer

Perfectly curated, perfectly formatted, and whenever there's a major change to the tumblr format, he simply leaves the website altogether in a huff of peacock feathers.

Lots of HD photography of nature getting reblogged.

Has an extremely complicated and specific list of tags he uses for every single post.

He only reblogs text posts that are sufficiently visually appealing. Very few meet his high standards.

You could look through his entire blog and not learn one single thing about him except that he's a perfectionist to the point of neurosis.

He has a lot of professional art blogs following him.

Mammon

Oversharing oversharing oversharing!!!!

He regularly gets himself in trouble by shouting about the shit he's done into the void of the internet.

Tried to have a tagging system but forgets about 7/10 times.

Reblogs himself all the time to say "AND ANOTHER THING!!!"

He hates looking at the actual blog pages. The text is always so tiny and some of them start playing music and changing his mouse into a weird shape? No thank you.

He has very few followers and he doesn't really care. Who goes on tumblr for the social element? Weirdos, that's who.

He's insanely easy to troll with anonymous asks. Everyone has done it. Even Lucifer, though he wouldn't admit it.

Some of his best asks:

"did u just post that you're okay with the idea of ponies and unicorns breeding. like no shade on that conceptually but why."

"If you reblog another 'reblog this for good luck' post, I will personally break down your door and steal your skin."

"ur ugly" "yeah-huh" "ugly" "no i won't 'come off anon and fight u' whhy don't you come ON anon and fight me?" "'i don't know how' sounds like something a chicken would say"

Leviathan

He just makes a blog like one of us. Fandom stuff.

Except he's multifandom to the extreme. It's impossible to keep track of his interests because he always has so many simultaneously.

He has the most followers of the brothers just because he gets so deep into so many fandoms that they come rolling in.

He has blocked all of his brothers except for the twins. They're okay.

His blog is a chaotic mess but there is order within the madness. He has a masterpost of tags that explains everything if you care to look at it. (I don't recommend it.)

Satan

It feels stupid to even put this in writing but...cat pics. Endless cat pics. That's like 90% of his blog.

The other 10% is a mixture of book recommendations and analysis, Lucifer shade, and a comprehensive, ever-expanding list of shit Lucifer has done to make Satan angry. It's a very long list. It's organized by theme.

"Lucifer inflicts unjust punishments." "Lucifer makes unnecessary snide remarks." "Lucifer simping for Diavolo and MC (pathetic)."

His blog itself is very minimalist and clean.

He's another fastidious tagger. He tags the cat pics by color, breed, age, number of cats, setting...

Asmodeus

He's not very into tumblr. It's like Devilgram but more complicated and less popular.

Sometimes he'll post or reblog 'aesthetic' things. Moodboards and the like.

In general though, he doesn't really 'get' tumblr.

People don't post selfies very often. Weird.

Beelzebub

Food blog.

Just food.

Reblogging hot dogs.

Reblogging nachos.

Reblogging ice cream.

Nothing else. Ever.

Belphegor

"This minimalist Tumblr has no posts."

No posts.

Default profile picture.

Sometimes he'll like something.

Usually he just looks at it.

Diavolo

There is no order. Only chaos.

He hardly ever uses it, then he'll come online and reblog a million things that have nothing to do with each other. Then he'll go silent again.

He has no tagging system.

He has no custom theme.

He is very friendly to all anonymous askers though.

Barbatos

Barbatos would never have a tumblr. Don't be ridiculous.

Solomon

He only posts very rarely. He prefers to lurk.

When he does post, it's something weird as fuck, like reblogging statistics about owl pellet contents.

He likes to keep people on their toes.

Simeon

Reblogging inspirational quotes, pictures of nature, and general positivity.

That is, once he figures out how the website works.

That takes a really long time.

What is a queue? What are tags? Why is it called a "reblog"? How does he track activity? How does he navigate the homepage? Why does it post things in such a strange order? What is a "Blaze"? What is a draft? Custom URL? Custom Theme? Sideblogs? Mass Post Editor?

Someone please help him.

Solomon probably does that.

Luke

Baking.

He uses tumblr for recipes and images of baked goods.

But tumblr isn't even the best place to go for that, so he isn't on very often.

He sometimes likes Simeon's posts, just as a show of support since he knows how hard Simeon works to post anything anywhere.

[hell-drabbles]

Really curious abt Companion and Asmodeus' relationship in ur au, are you going to write a lil smthn for them soon?

This ain't meant to be a request or anything, I'm just really curious and I also love the fact that you also don't see Asmo as just this "constantly horny pervert that HAS to make everything abt sex" when he's probably the most interesting and complex king to me.

The fandom is small enough to fit in a school bus but I've already seen enough ppl mischaracterize the guy as just this feral stanky dude who thinks with his other head, and they give me weird looks when I say Asmo is my favorite king which is sad cuz I love characters who are more than just the flirtatious charismatic persona they put on.

I'm rambling off track- the reason for this ask is cuz I had this odd dream abt ur au where Companion was having a pretty bad depressive episode and barely any of the demons noticed and just thought they were being "moody as usual", again not taking their emotions and feelings seriously and brushed aside as a simple "phase they'll get over".

But who does notice tho? Asmodeus. Someone who's been around humans long enough and even loved, married, and had kids with one to know when something is wrong and when something is wrong, it needs to be treated with care.

So he invites Companion to his chambers to chat and everyone thinks they're just gonna bang, when in reality Asmo is offering them a shoulder to lean on and Companion finally let's down a few of their walls and confides in him abt how sick they are of just being dismissed and treated like some funky lil pet the demons can find amusement in from time to time, and how frustrated and furious they are abt how Ra-on is continuously doing the same thing, distancing themselves more and more and they're getting increasingly furious abt how badly these demons are setting Ra-on back from all the progress they made.

All in all, was a very odd (I remember ppyong appearing a few times to offer Companion Ferere) and sweet dreams that actually put me in a nice mood for the rest of the day. Just Asmo offering Companion comfort and support that they desperately needed. Someone to understand their struggles and pains on a somewhat personal level.

Anyway, sorry for droning on, didn't mean for it to get this long 💀

Just wanted to give you an idea based off of my neurodivergent ahh dreaming abt current hyperfixations.

Oh no need to apologize, I always encourage long ramblings. They really bring a shine to my day, you know?

Please, do not hold back, I am begging.

Anyway, what you dreamed about? Yeah it fits right in to what I want to happen. I want the relationship between Asmodeus and the Companion to be one where they can have a complete shutdown and can trust Asmodeus to keep mum about all the emotional details of their mental state, and probably goes out of his way to make sure such an inner state of vulnerability is never exposed. Will probably draw fury onto himself while guides the Companion out. He certainly does have a way of making attention focus on him and only him, and isn't that his specialty?

I also have this image of the Companion and Asmodeus just lying on the same bed, Companion staring at the ceiling while all Asmodeus can focus on is the Companion. I think it would be fun for Asmodeus to be a bit of a pining fool, having a puppy-ish crush that catches the devil kings off-guard because of how quiet he gets. What can he say? He's attracted to sheer forces of nature. But yeah, he behaves and tones down the comments a little and it puts the other devil kings, sans Lucifer and Belphegor, very on edge. What is he planning???

He's not planning anything, he's just enjoying the sight of Lucifer and the Companion whispering amongst themselves.

Lucifer is going to be...a little different in how he interacts with Asmodeus. In canon, he treats Asmodeus with the same disdain as everyone else, but in this little AU, there's this weird...trust? Truce? When there's a meeting going on, Lucifer tends to sit right next to Asmodeus, and Asmodeus does continue with his flirting, but it's less about actually trying to get into pants(which he will never say no to if the miracle does happen), and more about just getting any kind of reaction out of him. It's their bit, and the other devils are unsure if they're actually fucking or not. Homoerotic tension, probably just to be funny. And also is probably the only other person Lucifer can talk to about humans in a more...complex way. Doesn't have to worry about Asmodeus getting bored talking about humans, and also gets details about how they're advancing and what new things they've developed.

But yeah, I do crave just...having Asmodeus indulge in this...odd emotional intimacy that he hasn't had a while. Gets tugging at his heart in such a way that hasn't happened in a while. An old feeling that he missed quite a bit since the passing of his wife and Solomon.

After that little emotional session between the Companion and Asmodeus, he may or may not focus his attention on the devils that put you in that mood, turning up the flirting just to irritate them and, hopefully, get the Companion laughing at the chaos he chooses to cause. Who better than he, Asmodeus, to give the Companion what they need?

Still full of himself, obviously, but also has quite the amount of patience alongside Lucifer. Despite Asmodeus being as devil-like as a devil can be, completely and utterly in tune with the sin he embodies, the main devil kings treat him with a sense of caution in the same way they treat Lucifer. As if he's some kind of outsider. Soooo, obviously I gotta examine that more closely! Tis fun, tis fun.

I may write your dream out, I may take inspiration from it and write, perhaps, the aftermath of the event, I have no clue where the brain is going to take me.

[sketch-guardian]

Mc being exhausted and mumbling about something during class Lucifer coming into the class to scold them about their grades and Mc just slowly looking at him dead in the eye before saying so bluntly and clearly “if you keep scolding me I’m gonna draw you pregnant I swear to god I will”

Rad + exchange student reactions please and thank you! :)

Well, that's a peculiar ask, but also quite funny😂so I'll do my best to write some good enough headcanons🙈hope you enjoy✨:

"RAD CLASSMATES+NEW EXCHANGE STUDENTS WITH AN EXHAUSTED MC SNAPPING AT LUCIFER AND THREATENING HIM TO DRAW HIM PREGNANT"

DEMYA

Demya is usually quite bored in class, finding theoretical subjects boring, especially how they are explained by some professors, she prefers physical education, because she can release pented up energy, therefore she would understand MC's exhaustion, having them not only a lot of responsibilities, but also seven demons to basically babysit. At Lucifer's scolding towards MC, Demya would huff under her breath, mumbling to herself, she already didn't feel much sympathy for the demon due to his harshness and seriousness, furthermore criticizing her exhausted mate wouldn't work in his favor. Demya would widen her eyes at MC's threat, not expecting them to talk back to Lucifer, considering that many would never dare, so not only she would be proud of her mate, but Demya would also burst out laughing. Demya wouldn't understand exactly what's so bad about being drawn pregnant, since she would like to have an offspring one day, but Lucifer's stunned face would be enough to make her sneer and then whistle pretending nothing happened in case he noticed her. After what happened, outside RAD, Demya would take MC by the arm, congratulating them on their boldness and to make them relax, she would take MC to a restaurant for a bite to eat

DOMNRA/MOBIM

Domnra has the reputation of being quite a delinquent, in the sense that he would occasionally skip class or get into trouble with some other demon student, however he excels quite a bit in different subjects, which would surprise and irritate many professors, not understanding how Domnra does it. Mobim would not approve much of such behavior and would often take notes itself like a good student to try to help Domnra. Domnra, finding Lucifer a bit of a braggart, would make a face seeing him scold MC, it's pretty clear that they're exhausted, so how dare Lucifer judge. MC's reaction would initially shock Domnra, not having foreseen anything of the sort, and disconcerted, even though the little curse doesn't exactly have ears and though MC hadn't said anything dirty, he would place his hands on the sides of Mobim's head, to prevent the little curse from hearing any further. Domnra would hide a faint smirk at MC's threat to Lucifer, sharing a fleeting smug look with Satan, Belphegor, and Mephistopheles in class, serves Lucifer well. After class ends, Domnra would pat MC on the back and offer them to stay in his room for a few hours to rest, letting Lucifer calm down in the meantime

AZUL

Azul is a fairly average student, despite often having his head in the clouds, he excels in subjects that interest him and is rather poor in those that he finds unchallenging. Usually when Azul notices MC exhausted in class, he would send them flying notes with magic, with sappy love messages or dumb puns written on them, however in this case Lucifer would have preceded him, by scolding MC. Azul is a painter and as such he knows the power of artists to create anything, such as drawing someone pregnant, so since he would understand the reference, Azul would burst out giggling and having no sense of self-preservation, he wouldn't care if Lucifer noticed, indeed he would add fuel to the fire, saying that with magic it a pregnancy like that could actually happen. After focusing Lucifer's wrath on himself, moving it away from MC, they would exit together from class, Azul joking that he would actually sketch something like what MC suggested sooner or later. For the hilarity of the situation, Azul's colors would change from light blue to yellow

ZURI

Zuri is a model and diligent student, who always finishes her homework on time and who sometimes had to give some tutoring to the other RAD classmates, which really tested her patience. Zuri is friendly towards Lucifer, in the sense that they have a nice friendship, however that wouldn't mean that she would agree with him on everything, in fact Zuri would consider Lucifer's intervention in class inappropriate, he could have scolded MC once outside the building and in any case, as her beloved, she would have used more tact, considering their tiredness during lessons. Zuri wouldn't be too surprised by MC's outburst, having foreseen that sooner or later they would explode, however she would be slightly concerned by their threat, considering it rather unusual. At that point Zuri would intervene, placing herself between MC and Lucifer, explaining that it was clearly their exhaustion speaking and that perhaps, if he and his brothers knew how to function without bothering MC, then they would perform better in class (ouch-). Still, Zuri would, with a little effort, make MC and Lucifer apologize to each other, taking charge of the situation from then on. Once the class is over, Zuri would offer private lessons for MC to catch up on the information missed in class

ODON

Odon is so ancient that honestly going to RAD is pretty pointless for them, they have a great affinity with magic and even if they discovered something new, Odon would learn it in an instant without making any effort, they only go to class to meet their friends and every now trying to make new ones, despite the difficulties given their reputation, it's a method to socialize. The eye-like creatures would immediately notice MC's predicament, reporting it to Odon, who would curiously watch the scene between Lucifer and MC. Odon is on good terms with Lucifer, they would like to get to know him, but the feeling is not very mutual, being that the demon doesn't trust them, understandable, but it still hurts Odon, if Lucifer were more relaxed, they imagine he would be more inclined to accept them. MC's threat would confuse Odon, not understanding what is so horrible about such drawing, so always with a smile, Odon would comment that even if somewhat unlikely as a phenomenon, they would be sure that pregnant Lucifer would glow, then not understanding his glare towards them. After class, Odon would ask MC if they wanted a ride on their back, given their exhaustion

REMIEL

Remiel is a very curious angel of death, dedicated to learning as much as possible about the world she doesn't know, genuinely interested and eager to be less naive regarding certain topics, in any case she learns quite quickly and has an amazing memory, so Remiel would a good student, without problems, if we don't count some initial comprehension difficulties. Remiel is still getting used to being in the presence of so many living beings, it's likely that she wouldn't be very familiar with Lucifer or the other demon brothers, so she wouldn't have a clear opinion of him. Remiel would tilt her head to the side in confusion at MC's threat towards Lucifer, not understanding the implication or why a drawing of such an imaginative event would upset him, there is a chance that being an innocent but blunt angel, she would ask for explanations from those directly involved, causing an awkward silence, at least for the others, to fall in the classroom. Once the lesson is over, having first sensed MC's tiredness, Remiel would suggest taking a restoring rest, perhaps while caressing their head they could also explain the matter of the drawing to her

NATHANIEL

Nathaniel seems to mind his own business in class, yet he would pay close attention to the space around him, even though he is already aware of many topics covered in class. As an angel of fairly high rank and who, unlike Remiel, was not busy reaping souls and leading them to the afterlife, Nathaniel would know Lucifer and would have remained on cordial terms, however he wouldn't approve of his method of approaching the problem with MC, clearly exhausted. Nathaniel would widen his eyes slightly at MC's outburst, however he would be lying if he said he was surprised, it was inevitable and furthermore he would catch the reference as soon as he heard the intention of drawing Lucifer pregnant, so discreetly, with an indecipherable expression, Nathaniel would show a pair of finger guns to MC, as if to say well done for not having immediately resorted to violence and for the touch of class of having added Father (god) to the threat. After lessons, Nathaniel would suggest doing something to help MC relax, given their exhaustion (Nathaniel can result grouchy when he skips his meditations for example)

URIEL

Uriel works hard in class, however she is a warrior, not a scholar, so studying theory wouldn't be her best, however she would be quite good at history, perhaps because she often ruminates on the past. In any case, the relationship between Uriel and Lucifer would be quite tense, due to the fact that she once looked up to him and now he is a demon, therefore she wouldn't tolerate criticisms made to MC, especially when Lucifer's brothers are the ones to mostly blame for messes. Uriel wouldn't understand what kind of threat would be drawing Lucifer pregnant, however, noticing his stunned face, she would think it implied something filthy and would intervene to stop such heresy immediately, adding not to mention god in vain. Uriel would report that she would take care of MC's situation personally and that Lucifer could be dismissed. After class, Uriel would advise MC to take some time off, because even warriors need to recharge and tomorrow would be another day to recover, also if anyone tried to disturb their rest, then Uriel would be the one to threaten to smite someone

[misc-obeyme]

Congratulations! As a reward for responding to my asks you get a sneak peak into a future chapter! (This scene has been rotting my brain and I need to rant about it)

Ace/Azrial lesson 16!

No.... Get off of me. This feeling, what is it?... My eyes burn and my throat feels like it's closing.. "that would be sadness Ace, and some anger too" Azrial said. I don't want him near me, no... I don't want them near me.

I push Belphegor away and he looks at me... What is it called? Shocked? Surprised? "Ace? Azrial?" My vision is blurry.. ah, I'm crying. Azrial said that's what happens when people are sad. I haven't cried in years.. "stay away from us" I say as Belphegor takes a step towards me.

"What?" Why does he look... Hurt? It's not like he's the one who died.. "..you killed me and you expect me to forgive you? Because I'm related to your sister? Or because you hugged me?" I ask. "You killed me over something that had nothing to do with me, my parents weren't even born when this happened and you killed me over that?" I ask.

"I.. I'm not staying here.. not right now" I say, looking away. "I'll send Solomon to pack me a bag" Lucifer cuts in "Ace, you can't-" "that royal fucking brat killed me and you expect me to forgive him? There's no way I'm being unreasonable right now" I say.

I sigh, "Solomon will be over to bring me my bag" I say "wouldn't it be best for you to stay at the castle?" Barbatos asks. "Wouldn't it be best if you hadn't let that royal brat kill me?" I'm met with silence as a response. I sigh "didn't think so..." I say walking out of the door.

Azrial will come in later to chew out the royals. But I got rid of my Brain rotting scene.

Bows for barb

Oh! I didn't even know there was a reward for ask answering lol. I do it a lot and truly, answering asks is its own reward~

But oh it sounds like angst! Lesson 16 is always an interesting time... I've never considered writing out my MC's reaction to it, though.

I like how Ace doesn't back down, but stands firm and leaves anyway. Also love Solomon being the one who can be depended on to help out~

[imjustabeanie]

Matchup exchange for @denjivhs

This was a rollercoster because belphie just gave me the equivalent of an art block....anyways here it is! Concerning aesthetic i don't know how to edit and such so I'll send you the pictures in private later!

Your match for Tokyo Revengers is....Draken!

When I read your description I immediately thought of Draken (we will omit his love for Emma here). He is someone who matches your interests and you have a great chemistry with him too!

Now for the trope….Slow burn that’d make you want to die because come on it’s been over 100 chapter! This is mostly due to Draken personal life (I mean he never confessed to Emma…) His life is dangerous and he is sometimes not proud of how he grew up. He doesn’t want to rope you into all this and potentially put you in danger that’s why he is reluctant to ask you out. He’s rather never confess if he thinks someone loves you and is better for you. He needs reassurance and for you to be patient with him. If he’s not secure enough and you try to confess he’ll distance himself. So yeah definitely a slow burn.

Draken is the type of boyfriend that shows his love with actions. He doesn’t say I love you often but he always remembers you when he is out (when he pass by a patisserie you may like he’ll buy it for you). He always texts you or send you pictures with the captions ‘Reminds me of you’ or ‘I think you’ll like it. He loves being with you (outside or at home) but the only moment he won’t let you accompany him is when gangs are involved. Draken is protective and won’t put you in danger even if you agree to it. Sometimes it can get overbearing because he texts you ‘Where are you? Don’t use XYZ street’ and the such. He’ll tone it down if you confront him but the fear is always here. Since you love thrill I think he’s gonna develop heart problems lol.

Draken loves spending time with you at the comfort of his (or your) room. You both share your music tastes and he’d be down to get a matching tattoo with you once the relationship is serious enough. Movies nights are a must at least once a week. He doesn’t look like someone who knows the classics so you’d be the one to introduce him to many movies. Oh and you’re the only one who can touch his hair. I believe he’s good at styling hair so please just let him do yours! Now he’s not one for literature, he’ll try to write you letters but only a percent of them arrive to you because he deems all his other tentative as trash.

In this relation, both of you have trust issues. Draken will take time to open up fully despite how comfortable he feels with you. At first he’d be rather hurt that you don’t open up to him when he does but his friends (Emma and the girls at the brothel. The rest are….ahem.) will explain it to him and he’ll apologize for being too pushy with a big plushie and flowers. He doesn’t mind your anger issues cuz he deals with Mickey of all people so he knows how to mediate and when to just give you space. It’s rare that he gets angry for your anger issues unless he’s in a very very bad mood already. So yeah the relation has issues here but nothing communication won’t fix.

When you tease him he actually blushes! He tries to retort but fails which results in him hugging you so you’ll just stop (or kissing you). He will also record you when you break into little dances because he finds it so cute! He doesn’t joke as much as you but knows how to have a good laugh. Your inappropriate jokes will just earn you a desperate sigh.

Also I can totally see a motorcycle rider’s aesthetic with both lovers being menaces.

For Obey Me your match is....Belphegor!

Not gonna lie, both twins were fit for you but Belphie is just….way more fitting lol.

It’s the typical enemies or rivals to lovers here. He’s despicable at first, always insulting and you just answer back being a smartass. You two give a massive headache to Lucifer who’s actually regretting his life choices. It reaches the points where everyone just forces you into the same room praying (oh the irony) that you’ll find something to get along. And you two do get along, with music! He definitely has the same music taste as you. This is how you two started getting together and then after some qtime one of you said ‘Shut up and kiss me’ (probably belphie cuz he got jealous). Tada relationship status has been updated.

Your two personalities are actually similar. He’s the type of lover to hype you up when making impulsive decisions, literally the little devil on your shoulder. He always say yeah go out alone and then proceeds to come with you because he doesn’t want you to get hurt (will only admit it if you’re near death). He’s protective, sometimes downright possessive and that’s in character but he loves you in his own way.

Belphie is also moody and just like you, needs some alone time. So yeah he totally knows when to leave you alone. Since he is lazy and all (his sun duh), he really appreciates your independent and individualistic personality. Because, as clingy as he is, he’s still sometimes rather absent (in his daily me time) and loves that you don’t bitch him about it if we can say that. He knows he has lots of flaws that can be deal breakers to some (like me. He’s my least favorite) so he really appreciates your patience.

One of his favorite activities is watching movies with you after a long day (read cuddling you and nodding off while you’re watching a lovie). It’s also his moments where he just rants about anything and anyone that pissed him off (he does this daily). Speaking about cuddling…Belphie is a very touchy lover while you said that you don’t openly express affection. He’ll be all whiny when you don’t but won’t press it because he knows you just need time. I also believe he wouldn’t mind getting a matching tattoo or piercing with you (he seems like someone who’d get a belly button tattoo ngl). He also participate in your jokes with his own sarcasm. When you do little dances, he will tease you but if you mess up with him enough he will join. Oh and he likes reading too! He has some good recommendations per Satan help.

In general, he fully encourages you to live your best life and even introduces you to new places and thrilling activities. Meanwhile he’s just in the backseat, having it easy and enjoying the ride while making sure you’re safe and all if you see what I mean. The issues in the relationship is that he initially hates humans, he doesn’t acknowledge his mistakes and when he’s angry/in a bad mood he can start saying words he doesn’t mean. You two quarrel often but never break off cuz you love each other.

I don’t really see a specific aesthetic here but the one I have in mind are those red moodboards with the words hell on it and just a plain red and purple moodboard (I’ll send them to you in private later)

Your JJK match is...Nobara!

Now for the grande finale….our dear Nobara from JJK (oh where is she? A misty memory-)

Here the trope is BFF to lovers. None understands you and have fun with you like her. She’s blunt, adventurous and just wants to live her best life too! She honestly just loves your vibes and how you two always have fun. You two are a menace together and everyone knows it (when maki joins in you’re more reasonable but still-). I think she really likes movies/series and probably asked you out during a movie. Where the two BFF kissed. Something among the lines of ‘Wish it could be us’ and it worked (Megumi and Yuuji made a bet over who’d break the ice first, Yuuji lost).

Nobara is a no BS type of person. If she doesn’t like you she’ll say it and if she likes you she says it. But she’s rather embarrassed at saying I love you so instead she’ll just give you compliments through the day and defend you like her life depends on it. She likes your humor, even if it’s salacious and like belphie she chimes in with witty remarks of her own. She’s also shy at being affectionate at first but she’ll get bolder when you admit to liking it. Nothing much just holding hands and wrapping her arm around your waist Cuddles will often be initiated by you at home. You two have some anger issues but you’re two peas in the same pod so I think you’d help each other with it. Your trust issues don’t deter her because she’s determined that you’re the one so she will patiently wait for you. When you’re in a bad mood, she’ll go and get you your favorite food/ snack. Her way of showing love is by words and acts of service. For you she’ll write letters (mostly decorate them) that are very aesthetically pleasing (legit she’d become a scrapbooker and dedicate a journal to you two). You’re the only person who’ll know of her insecurities and to who she can comfortably vent.

While thrill activities aren’t her thing, she’ll gladly do them with you because YOLO. You two get at least once a week stuck fighting curses or in some kind of trouble during one of your explorations. Megumi always sighs when he sees you two coming back tired or bruises because he knows.

Nobara LOVES shopping and I hope you also like it or you’ll be the equivalent of the boyfriend waiting at the mall. She loves matching with you and picking outfits/make up she’d think fits you. Your go-to colors are similar so it’s a plus. She also steals your hoodies and jackets since you’re taller than her. When you spend the night at home it’s watching a movie and doing some skincare she prepared (and bitching/gossiping). While I don’t see her getting a piercing she’d be the type to get an ankle tattoo or even one on the wrist. I believe you’d have some common artists concerning the music taste and she’d go dancing before you. She’d just grab your hand and drag you with her.

When you zone out or anything she’s here to rescue you from an awkward situation. Also I can imagine both of you exploring an abandoned place or just going to a dangerous place with, apparently, a gorgeous sunset. It’s a very spontaneous relationship that’d always have you on your toes. Despite that you two don’t fight and just bicker over some petty debate. She joins you on all your adventures and you join hers.

This relationship really gives me rockstar GF and 90s aesthetic.

[collecting-dustbunnies]

Tbh, I think God materialising and fucking everything up would have been a better ending to NB than what we actually got lmaooooo

But YESSS that "war" angle was so dumb. Especially since the game would force you to side with the Devildom anyway because the MC is a simp + unreliable narrator who doesn't realise what Diavolo and Barbatos are trying to do by using them as a token human to unite the three realms. Do they ever stop to think about who the realms would be united under? Who cares, time to expand my harem--

The thing you said about Belphegor was exactly what I meant when I said that the game doesn't have a record of handling their antagonists well. I didn't even really care about the murder (something something "you fuck around, you find out"), but it was brushed over so quickly that his attempts at trying to bond with the MC just comes across as insincere, considering how much disdain he held towards them for just being a human. And god forbid at least one (1) character hold mixed feelings for Belphegor for murdering the person they supposedly love in cold blood and pretending everything is hunky dory now. And then the writers were too scared to do anything important with Belphie after that because of the negative reaction he got. Can't believe they had the opportunity to write Belphie's human vendetta arc TWICE and flubbed it BOTH TIMES.

That arc in S3 where Belphie talks about his dislike for Diavolo could have been so interesting because he has legitimate reasons to hate the guy: Diavolo forced Lucifer, the brother he held great admiration for, into eternal servitude by using their sister as a bargaining chip. This is all implied but never explicitly stated, but I sure wish it were brought up at least once. It's a great example of what Belphie means when he say Diavolo expects everything to go his way and how he hates the way Lucifer and Barbatos shield him from criticism, but instead they... don't go for it. Because talking about the events leading to Lesson 16 or Lilith is taboo around these parts.

I do agree with you about Lucifer though. I find him a much better antagonist and a more fleshed out character. Save for some inconsistencies in his character, the reasons for him to act the way he does to the MC and the events in the story makes sense. They also had a good balance of making him threatening to the MC but also able to include him in the sillier moments of the S1 -- guy really saw the note saying "the main character has to fall in love with Lucifer" during Levi's prank, and went along with it anyway. He's so unserious. His eventual development to seeing MC as a member of the family to the point where he's willing to give up his life for them was so good (one of the only nice things you'll hear me saying about OGS2 tbh), and unlike Belphie, this kind of development didn't happen over the span of 2 short chapters! I was so sad seeing how much hate Lucifer got back in 2020, and the fucking toxicity that came with it. You couldn't even say you like Lucifer without getting death threats sent to your inbox -.-

So perhaps the story should have worked with the plot beats and character traits it currently had without adding more and more convoluted lore and bullshit. That way, it would have been able to maintain interest, and the writers would not have run out of ideas as quickly.

Since this questions pops up in the official survey, I'm actually curious what kind of stories the fandom 'likes'

like, the default answer it's always some variation of S1OG but they never especify exactly what they like about S1 so much so... what would the people around here would consider "Peak Obey Me"? like, something you read and say "This is what Obey Me is/Should be about"

[renuqi]

If you can... could you write the obey me brothers as dad's? Perhaps headcannons? I would appreciate it 😅 ❤️.

hi star !! thank you sm for requesting it means a lot to me <33

ALSO THE THOUGHT OF THE DEMON BROTHERS AS DADS ?!?!??! sobbing crying throwing up rn

AS DADS

⤷ lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor

( demon bros ver.| dateables ver. )

warnings: heart breaking fluff guys pls

- [ ♡ ] lucifer

‒ business dad™

‒ while he's working he'll have his kid on his lap :(

‒ if you have two, they'll be beside his desk playing w their toys T_T

‒ the best at multitasking !!!

‒ isn't really used to kids but HES TRYING HIS BEST OKAY ITS ALL FOR U

‒ LOVES THEM WITH ALL HIS HEART??? he seemed pretty hesitant on the idea but when he saw them for the first time, they became his whole world.

‒ HIS VOICE IS THE PERFECT VOICE TO SERENADE THEM TO SLEEP WHILE READING A BEDTIME STORY HELLO????

‒ probably has a book or two about parenting, he cares for you bunch so much he is so scared to fuck it up :(

‒ every gift given to him on fathers day no matter how old ITS ALL ON HIS DESK ON DISPLAY OK HE REFUSES TO THROW THEM OUT.

‒ sometimes you catch him asleep at his desk with your kid and its so cute :(

(other brothers under the cut !)

- [ ♡ ] mammon

‒ gnna have spoiled kids deadass

‒ THIS MF PROB FAINTED IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM HELP

‒ it's okay tho !!!! you try your best to teach them how to have at least some manners...

‒ they still take after their dad tho hehe

‒ prob was super nervous and scared he wasn't going to do a good job but would you look at that!!! your kids couldn't ask for a better dad :(

‒ since their dad always goes out on their birthdays and holidays, on his birthday and every fathers day, it's always something new and impressive (you help them its the sweetest :)

‒ super supportive !!! no matter what your kids decide to pursue or whatever interests they take up, he will be their #1 supporter (crying sobbing throwing up)

‒ IF YOU HAVE A GIRL(s) HES PROB BINGED WATCHED EVERY BARBIE MOVIE W THEM

‒ IF YOU HAVE A BOY(S) THEY THROW LITTLE PARTIES (frat boy in training good fucking bye)

‒ will savour every moment of bonding time he can get !!! he loves them so much

- [ ♡ ] leviathan

‒ this one's kinda hard </3

‒ panicking in the emergency room oops

‒ what experience does he have with children ?!??!?! the npc's in his game ?!>!!?!??!?!

‒ deadass questions his life choices... NOT TO WORRY THO HE MAKES AN AMAZING DAD

‒ his fav way of bonding with them is binging a new anime he found !!!

‒ he shows them his manga and games and they become addicted </3

‒ you may or may not be jealous bc he never called them a normie when they hadn't heard about one of his interests

‒ it's okay tho it means he's growing and he's super supportive of his kids !!!!

‒ if he had a daughter he'd feel super guilty about the ways he used to view his favourite fictional female characters

‒ it's a growing experience for him !!!

- [ ♡ ] satan

‒ has a whole section for 'parenting 101' books in his personal library

‒ has another section dedicated to baby books...

‒ if i may he prob has a whole wall of just pictures, guides, their gifts, bedtime stories, etc.

‒ ur kids would be so smart !!! they depend more on him than their own teacher T_T

‒ practically their personal tutor,,, they always ask him for help and you find it so cute how he sits them down and explains how to solve the problem.

‒ he works extra, extra hard to control his wrath, esp when he's teaching them and they don't get it :( pls do not discredit him,,, he is trying his best

‒ most of the time you'll find them coupled up in his library, while he's reading them a book to teach them bigger vocabulary PLS

‒ before bed, he always brings them a HUGE PILE of books to choose from, because of his vast selection in his library he never has to re-read them!!

‒ akuzon is his best friend,,, always finds the best children's books on there <33

‒ he is such a great dad !! he is so much more than his wrath and he is so glad his kids know that <3

- [ ♡ ] asmodeus

‒ is ecstatic when he found out he was going to be a dad

‒ treats them like they are gold,,, they are always pampered and treated like literal ROYALTY

‒ if you have a girl THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS OMFG PLS

‒ thinking abt it is the cutest thing ??? he takes her out shopping and buys her the prettiest of clothes :(((

‒ loves holding the baby !!! he's so proud of himself and you <3

‒ spa days w his kids r his favourite way of bonding

‒ has a specific day every other week where they go to a spa, get their hair done, and their nails.

‒ is AMAZING at picking out gifts he always puts so much thought into it

‒ he DOES NOT put his phone down he LOVES filming the little moments <3

‒ does not regret ANYTHING AT ALL he loves you all with all of his heart and adores them

- [ ♡ ] beelzebub

‒ super, super, super excited !!!!

‒ the baby fits just right in his arms,,, perfect for snuggling :(((

‒ super protective if anyone hurts your kids,,, THEY'LL GET SHOVED 6 FEET DOWN

‒ your kids see him as a hero seriously,,, they literally think he's a superhero bc he's big and strong its so T_T

‒ so during one years fathers day they created a picture frame and cup with a matching 'our superhero!" on it

‒ has a grocery list saved on his phone with all of their favourite snacks, he always splurges on them though,, just in case he takes some of them

‒ imagine you were having twins ?!?!?!

‒ he would not stop bugging belphie about it !!!

‒ every sunday he would take the kids out for ice cream and then play in the park !! a simple way of bonding but he makes the best of it

‒ PROB HAS A DAD BOD ONCE THE YEARS GO BY HELP MEEEE

- [ ♡ ] belphegor

‒ hear me out. HE GIVES THE BEST HUGS

‒ if your kid is bawling their eyes out, one hug from him and their problems are solved.

‒ loves to snuggle up when taking a nap!!!

‒ if they come into your room because they had a nightmare, he's offer to cuddle them to sleep hes best

‒ loves buying them pyjamas !!! ONESIES ESPECIALLY

‒ will find a smaller version of his cow pillow to give to his kids CRYING SO HARD

‒ tries to read a bedtime story for them before bed but falls asleep LMFAO

‒ your babies crib becomes his crib too. no joke.

‒ your kids love to make him breakfast in bed!!!!!

‒ LOVES MAKING CUSTOM PJS JUST FOR THEM

main masterlist <3

obey me masterlist <3

reblogs appreciated !! have a lovely day/night <3

[dorkus-mcdingus]

I saw the post about headcanons I GOT YOU!!!!!!! Hear me out👀 what if instead of tattoo pictures marks, MC gets a strip of the brothers hair color in their hair??? So just a strip of white (mammon), orange (beel), black with gray tips (Lucifer) and so forth😌

Ooh! That's interesting Nonnie! Hopefully my headcanons can suffice and it's kinda my first time writing hcs on request so sorry if these are a little short 😅

The Brothers React to MC Getting a Strip of their Hair Color in Their Hair

Lucifer

- I can imagine him trying to play it cool when he notices the black strip in your hair

- But let's be real though, he's flattered and I mean REALLY flattered

- Internally, he's pretty flustered and beyond happy

- He'd give you a sweet yet kinda smug grin as he lets out a soft chuckle

- "The color suits you well, MC. It looks lovely on you."

Mammon

- Mammon's gonna try and be cool about it the moment his brothers see him grinning like an idiot upon seeing the white stripe on your hair

- It's likely also a big ego stroke for him too but he'll never admit it

- He says "It's because my human knows who their first man is!" But really he means, "I'm seriously honored that you got that for me... What have I done to deserve you?!"

- So congrats, you just got yourself one happy Mammon now go cuddle that adorable tsundere!

Leviathan

- "Why would you think of getting something that reminds you of a yucky otaku like me?"

- Honestly couldn't believe that you got an indigo streak in your hair in his honor

- At first he didn't believe it but when he saw the sincerity in your voice... Shy Leviathan has been activated

- Someone please help this poor man. He's deprived himself of affection for so long and now he's speaking Morse Code.

Satan

- Didn't exactly notice it at first but upon getting a second glance, it made him crack a smile

- He's honestly the one that played it cool for the most part but it made him a little bit flustered

- In his eyes, that golden streak complimented you well

- "MC, did you get that in my color? ... You did? Well, I must say I'm flattered."

Asmodeus

- Over the mother-freaking moon when he saw that you decided to match a little with him

- Please for the love of all things hellish let this man style your hair. Although he does let that streak of champagne hair loose

- But first, try to get yourself out of the tight hug he's put you in

- "MC! You're just so cute I could eat you up! You got that streak in your hair to match me?! I mean I know I'm the most beautiful of all but you're a doll! Really you are!"

Beelzebub

- Beel maybe a man of few words, but getting that orange streak in your hair meant a lot to him

- To him, it's almost like saying that you wanted to be part of the family. To be by his side even!

- Suddenly his hunger got replaced by having the urge to hug you

- "I may not say much, MC... But that means a lot."

Belphegor

- I feel that especially after chapter 16, he really felt a lot of guilt about nearly killing you and his way of apologizing was by willingly offering up servitude towards you by forming a pact.

- So imagine how shocked and happy this made him when he saw that you got a streak in your hair that looked like his hair colors

- Unfortunately however, you're going to be trapped in his personal blanket and pillow fort in the attic and there's no way that he's letting go. On the plus side, you get to see a cute, smiling cow man

- "I know this may seem like a simple thing to you, MC. But to me, this means so much."

[simplyotometrash]

Hey can I request something for obey me? If so you can choose any characters, can be all, can be one, i don't mind. But what would they do with an mc who doesn't like touch, like they aren't scared of it, they just don't like it. ( example : hugging, holding hands, cuddles, etc- )

AN MC WHO IS LITERALLY ME!? I hate being touched. I hate physical touch. Cuddles and shit sound cute in theory but I do not want to be that close to a person

I'm having a rough time writing lately, so I'm gonna write for my personal favorites<3

Levi, Asmo, Belphie x Gender-Neutral Reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

MC Doesn't Like Physical Affection

Leviathan:

He is the most okay with you not liking physical touch.

Levi does crave it from time to time, but he really is touch averse.

He's not fond of just...being touched by people. Even the person he loves the most.

Levi leaves the physical stuff up to you whenever you actively WANT to give him physical affection.

If you feel like holding his hand because it struck your fancy, he won't oppose.

He was a bit anxious about kissing. He worried you wouldn't ever want to kiss him but absolutely melted when you did for the very first time.

It was well worth the wait.

All in all, Levi is okay with you guys not being a very physical couple. There are tons of other ways to show affection.

For Levi, that just means he wants to exist in the same space as you, share interests, and spend lots of time together.

Asmodeus:

It hits him the hardest out of any of the brothers.

Asmodeus is an extremely physical person. Physical contact is one of the ways he best shows his love for other people.

So when you told him that you didn't like physical touch very much, he was more than a little disheartened.

But he understood that it was your preference. He couldn't fault you for it and he would never make you feel guilty about it.

If you do, on the off chance, want some form of physical contact then you know he'll always be more than willing to provide.

He just has to make sure he channels his affections for you into other displays of affection so that he's still showing his love.

Yes, he is a very verbal lover as well, he also showers you with gifts.

He can't resist buying you things that he thinks or knows you will like. You get a lot of presents from him in lieu of being touched.

Asmo has a hard time adjusting to the limited physical contact in your relationship, but he's okay with it in the end.

Belphegor:

Okay, so this does and doesn't get to him.

On the one hand, he's a bit disappointed that he can't cuddle with you for naps and hold you close to his body.

On the other hand, Belphie isn't really a touchy person otherwise anyway.

So it's both a win and a bit of a loss in his eyes. He will never voice his disappointment, though. You don't need to be feeling guilty.

If you ever want to cuddle then all you have to do is say so. It's very rare, but he relishes in it when it happens.

Like Levi, Belphie is content to just exist in each other's space with you. It makes him happy knowing you just like being with him.

The most contact you guys usually make is him laying with his head on his pillow and you running your fingers through his hair.

That's honestly enough for him. He's okay if that's the extent of your physical relationship beyond the odd kiss here and there.

He is just happy you guys are together and that you like being with him.

[rin-itoshi]

mc’s departure | obey me

summary: how the brothers would react to MC returning to the human world after a year in the devildom

contains: fluff , angst , ?!!!!&;@;&:idk

♯ LUCIFER

he’s the one to see you off, reminding you of the many things he had taught you so that you’d never forget.

his pride is much too large to admit that he will miss you to death and that he loves you dearly.

after you’re gone, he’s gone for hours at a time, holed up in his room with as much as work as he can take on.

he overworks himself with the intention of getting rid of the heavy emotion on his heart.

everything reminds you of him, even the paper clip on his desk that you had once found under his bed.

he gets easily irritable, feeling rather empty now that you’ve gone and left him alone in this now quiet house.

barely leaves his room, only works.

never cries but gets quite emotional when he finds a belonging you left behind.

♯ MAMMON

he cried every single night up until your departure but never showed you that side of him once

after you left, he cried non-stop, not caring if he looked like a cry baby in front of his brother’s who watched him with pitiful eyes.

once his eyes dried up, he soon never returned home as he partied all day and night.

he forced himself to attend parties after parties in order to forget about you.

it never works because everything reminds him of you.

sometimes he sits in his car and just stares into space, wondering what you’re doing now that you’re back on earth.

literally cannot stand the mention of you or your name or he may break down.

pretends to be okay but can’t go a day without getting upset about your absence.

money soon becomes pointless when he realizes no amount of cash will bring you back to the house of lamentation.

♯ LEVIATHAN

curled up in his bath tub and cried himself to sleep.

stopped leaving his room in general, continuously playing games all day and night.

couldn’t look at his ruri-chan figures because they somehow reminded him of you and how much you used to admire them with him.

every inch of his room has your touch on it and it makes his heart ache painfully.

struggles to attend online school but manages to make it through the day by zoning out in class.

claims he doesn’t care about a normie like you but genuinely misses you

sends you messages, forgetting you can no longer contact him without your D.D.D

writes about how much he misses you on his blog fully aware you’ll never see it.

♯ SATAN

reading. that’s all he does.

he hides in his room and reads every single book he has stacked up along his room, even rereading them if he finished everything.

uses books to get his mind off of you—or more so the lack of you.

will sometimes get excited about a stray cat he sees but stops himself when he realizes he can’t tell you because you aren’t here.

gets angry. a lot.

the smallest things set him off and he can longer feign a smile when he hears your name or anything related to you.

he misses you so much that he wants to tear out his hair and rip apart all these book page by page.

his room is in shambles and he can’t seem to think straight anymore.

♯ ASMODEUS

loses his interest in everything.

forgets his skin care routine and lets himself go without caring about it.

forces himself to go to parties and tries to sleep with someone to feel better but when it fails, he stops sleeping around in general.

like mammon, he doesn’t come home often to avoid seeing the house he had lived in with you happily.

cannot forget about you no matter what he does, and that frustrates him the most.

wishes he had done something to stop you or at least slept beside you one last time.

neglects himself for a while.

♯ BEELZEBUB

poor bby isn’t hungry for once.

can’t seem to eat now that you’re not sitting beside him, giggling about something he had said.

spends a lot of his time doing weight training and exercising to get his mind off of you.

misses all the meals you used to make on the nights you were in charge of cooking.

sometimes forgets you’re not around whenever he’s about to go downstairs to eat dinner.

clings to belphie in hopes to fill the gap in his heart.

accidentally broke down your room door in an angry fit when your absence finally set in.

♯ BELPHEGOR

either he sleeps even more or somehow gets less sleep.

no matter what, he feels sluggish and blank.

locks himself in the attic, almost as if he was never released in the first place.

even though he hated humans, your absence affected him the most after he had grown to love you as a human.

nearly went demon mode on diavolo when he found out that you were being sent back to the human world.

partially wishes he never met you but cherishes his memories with you too much to ever wish for that wholeheartedly.

sleeps in your bed often to hold onto your lingering scent that was fading quickly.

complains to beel that you were nothing but a stupid human who turns their backs on demons like them, but he never means anything he says.

“Why is it so quiet in here?” Diavolo asks as he opens the front door of the House of Lamentation with Barbatos at his side. The man’s golden eyes scanned the entry hall, noticing how it was so eerily dark and quiet that it almost felt like something out of a horror movie. It felt like no one had lived here in over two thousand years. “Hello?”

Upon receiving message from Diavolo, everyone had exited their rooms for the first time in a while, looking like they were dragged through the mud. The state they were in made Diavolo jump with surprise, shocked to find that even Lucifer looked like he was ill. “What happened to you guys?!”

“What is it that you need, Lord Diavolo?” Lucifer asked as he ran a hand through his hair to compose himself a bit in front of the red haired man. “If is nothing important, may I kindly ask you to leave and return another time?”

Diavolo sighed, shaking his head lightly as he crossed his arms over his chest. “I don’t know what’s up with you guys, but I brought everyone’s favorite person along with me so sing your praises now!”

Mammon huffed, “If ya’ talking about that butler of yours, ain’t nobody care right now! We got bigger things to worry about!”

Barbatos simply smiled, taking no offense to the sly insult thrown his way.

Diavolo cocked a brow in confusion. “What? Of course not! It’s-“

The person stepped out from behind Diavolo, catching the attention of every single male in the room. The seven brother’s choked, staring at the one person they had longed for these past few days.

“[y/n]!” They shouted in unison, practically flying down the stairs to get to you. Mammon was the first to reach you, wrapping his arms around your entire body as he tackled you to the floor. The other brother’s climbed on top of you two, hugging you so tightly that you feared this would be where you’d die. “You’re back!”

Diavolo chuckled boisterously. “This is amusing! You lot are acting like you didn’t know they’d return today!” His laugh came to an abrupt stop when he saw the flat expressions coming from each and every brother. “Oh- Did I not inform you?”

“Obviously you didn’t.” Belphegor scoffed with a roll of the eyes, burying his face in the crook of your neck to inhale your scent. “[y/n]...”

“Ya can’t ever leave again! I’ll seriously get angry at ya if this happens again! Ya either go to the human world with me or ya don’t go at all!” Mammon snapped, cupping your cheeks while getting dangerously close to your face to yell at you.

“I’ll severely punish you if you ever leave this manor without giving me a heads up as to where you’re off to. You’re not just an exchange student anymore. You’re special.” Lucifer explained, a panicked glint in his tired eyes as he reached out to pat your head gently with his gloved hand.

Satan sighed, pressing his forehead against your back. “If you leave again, I don’t know if I’ll be able to control my emotions, so don’t leave.”

The avatar of lust whined loudly, “my beautiful self can’t handle a life without you! Don’t ever go anywhere without me again!” He clutched onto her waist tightly.

“Don’t... Don’t go anywhere.” Leviathan said with a sad frown on his lips as he held your hand, bringing it up to rest against his cheek. “It’s so empty without you.”

“Let’s eat dinner together, [y/n].” Beel suggested, his voice full of emotions as he drooled at the thought of dinner with you.

A million emotions ran through your veins as you sat there, basking in the warmth of their touch. It was overwhelming to receive so much love all at once but it was amazing.

A smile slowly crept onto your lips as you leaned into their touch, enjoying the way they clung to you as if you’d disappear any moment now. “I missed you guys, too.”

“What a lovely reunion!” Diavolo exclaimed happily, snapping a view blurry photos on his D.D.D to send to the group chat later.

After the heartfelt moment, they quickly disappeared upstairs to fix up their appearance before rushing downstairs to the kitchen where you stood. They clung to you like bugs to a light, hounding you about your sudden departure, only to find out that you had gone up there with Diavolo and Barbatos to help the man experience human world activities he had never gotten to try before. Diavolo was sure he had told them that but seeing as they were genuinely distressed, he assumed the message never reached.

Even though they were beyond pissed with Diavolo and his carelessness, they were just glad you were back. Them being here with you really was their idea of a perfect life.

a/n: UH YEA K GOODNIGHT

[obeymefictionwriting]

Hey, I am really sorry to bother you but I have this request roaming in my mind for quite a while now(don't know if the requests are open or not).

How would the brothers and undateables react to finding out that Cerebres (sorry if the spelling is wrong), the three headed dog of hell has a soft spot for mc abd turns into a literal puppy around them.

Just so you know, it is just a request and please don't think that you are under any obligation to write this.

Hiiii and sorry for late answer! Thanks for the request, it's really fun ^^

Lucifer

Tbh, he is a bit annoyed. He used to think only he was the one to tame Cerberus but a weak human?

(don't worry, it's his pride talking, he doesn't really mean it)

After getting over his initial shock, he feels pride again but for another reason.

Now he is proud that his partner turned out to be as strong as himself.

"You know, MC, Cerberus rarely displays such affection to anyone but me. You indeed are special".

Is slightly worried whether Cerberus remains the same good guardian dog after seeing him literally play fetch with you for an hour.

Decides to hold an experiment and hints about a new treasure in the presence of Mammon.

Is glad to see Cerberus remaining the same remorseless creature in regards to anyone but him and you.

*poor Mammon tho*

Mammon

"How did ya do dat??"

Like, what the heck happened?!

For a second, he was really thinking you'd both die with Cerberus rushing towards you...

And then this damned dog fell on its back and demanded belly scratches!

"You got me SICK WORRIED MC"

Starts thinking about hitting a treasury with Cerberus being on your side.

"MC, I have an idea..."

No really, he is super proud of you (and also a bit afraid now)

Leviathan

S H O C K E D

He honestly thought Cerberus would listen to Lucifer only and he is both amazed and scared of seeing this huge-ass dog turning into an absolute puppy near you.

“MC, what did you do to him?”

He is also secretly proud to see you bossing Cerberus around like that.

Levi appreciates power as much as Lucifer does so he knows only strong-willed people could tame the hell dog like that.

“Can you ask him to stay calm so I can pet him?”

*best experience #2 in his life*

(first one involved Ruri-chan, duh)

Satan

That’s interesting. A human being can tame a hell hound just like that?

“MC, what kind of special powers do you have?”

Immediatly starts thinking about how to get Lucifer through his now-tamed Cerberus.

Enjoys watching you play with Cerberus and giving him high-quality belly rubs.

However, he will never change his mind that cats are superior.

“Can we leave this dog alone and go to cat cafe finally?”

“NO YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN’T TAKE THIS DOG WITH US”

Asmodeus

He is terrified by Cerberus but seeing this dog running towards you... Asmo will do anything to protect his love!

He is about to go into full demon mode when the dog stops and... starts rolling on its back?

“Aw, look at it, MC! Even Cerberus can’t resist your charm!”

Surprisingly, Asmo is really bold about bonding with Cerberus.

He’d carefully sit down and be like “MC, you think I can also pet him?”

Asmo will squeal with happiness when Cerberus allows petting him.

“Awwww he is so CUTE!”

Beelzebub

“MC, you really shouldn’t be walking in there, Cerberus might be...”

Nani? What?

He was literally about to protect you with his own body but... there is no need to?

“This is really cute”

Beel is a big goof ball so seeing something cute makes him happy instantly.

“Can I pet it too?”

“AW look, I can fit my whole head in his mouth!”

Ouch

“Okay, it’s better if you play with him and I just watch”.

Belphegor

He is basically Satan #2 when he sees how much Cerberus likes you

The Anti-Lucifer league is in full action now.

Though he tries to act like he doesn’t care, deep down he is impressed and proud.

Who would have thought that you are able to tame Cerberus?

“Nah, you play with it. I have better things to do”.

Though he is dying of curiosity to play with Cerberus too, he will never show it.

On the other hand... it could be another weapon against Lucifer!

Diavolo

He is really worried when you take him down to the basement to show “something cool”.

Like, he is 1000% ready to protect you but who knows what might happen?...

When he sees Cerberus rushing towards you, he is about to destroy it but then...

“SO THAT’S WHAT YOU MEANT HAHA”

He is overflowing with joy because not every day you can see Cerberus acting like a total puppy!

“I bet Lucifer will die laughing when he hears about that!”

(spoiler: Lucifer will be furious)

Barbatos

“MC, are you sure you don’t need my assistance?”

Is prepared to guard you with his life.

If you didn’t stop him, Cerberus would... never mind.

In fact, you’ve never seen Barbatos so... scary. On the other hand, you can be 100% sure your life is never at risk with him being around.

“Ah what a twist”

He prefers to observe you and Cerberus from the distance but is ready to jump in case abything goes wrong.

/sigh “MC, you never cease to surprise me”

[nyxs-sins]

The OM characters plus MC react to the game's ads? To me, they are really bizarre and give the game odd vibes.....:

The only adds for the game I’ve gotten are Lucy questioning MC and then saying they don’t match and match MC with Mammon… so that’s the one I’m going with (and not partially because I’m biased towards Mammon)! We’re just gonna pretend the game is a result of MC wanting to tell their life story.

Also I’m sorry this took so long, I’ve been really busy lately and in kind of a writing stump.

Reacting to Their Game Ads (+ MC!)

Lucifer

He’s not even surprised.

Of course someone would make a dating sim about him and his brothers.

But why is it so closely related to their actual transactions with MC..?

Yes, he downloaded the game after seeing the ad.

He was curious and was hoping it would give him clues as to who made it.

So he can punish them.

Hates that MC can date more people than just him.

So he deletes the game.

Whenever he sees one of those ads, the whole house knows.

He’ll be in a sour mood for the rest of the day, even Mammon knows then to pull anything on days like that.

Mammon

Ugh… another ad…

Wait, why’s Lucifer in it?

And why is he calling me MC?!

I don’t..? Match with Lucifer..?

SO DATE MAMMON?!?!?

Man was so surprised he fell out of his bed and hit his head.

Not that he noticed, he was feeling waaaaay too prideful that MC matched with him.

Now what was that game called..?

Is slightly weirded out when he sees it’s a dating sim, but downloads it anyways.

Actually plays long enough to realize this is MC’s life story. Then stops.

Why is their life story a dating game? Are they really that greedy for attention?

Hm… Greedy…

Leviathan

He helped make the art for the game.

And did all of the coding and game-creation-thingy (I have no idea what I’m talking about).

Why?

Because MC asked him to.

So he wasn’t shocked when he got the ad.

That didn’t stop him from getting jealous.

MC matched with Mammon?

*Jealous Levi noises.*

MC won’t be allowed to leave his room.

Why was he getting ads for a game he helped make anyways?!

Satan

Already knows everything about the game thanks to his contacts.

(And because he helped with the script but no one needs to know that.)

Knows MC just wanted to write their life story.

Still…

He hates the reminder of how horrible he and is brothers were to MC in the beginning.

And he gets upset when he sees Lucifer in the ad.

And even more so when MC matches with Mammon.

He won’t leave his room on those days.

Asmodeus

Knows of the game.

Loves the game.

Plays the game.

Flirts shamelessly with himself.

And Lucifer.

And Satan.

And Solomon.

Wow, does he really look that good?

Of course he looks even better in person.

Doesn’t really click that this is MC’s life story turned dating sim.

Beelzebub

Oh? What’s this?

Hey, that’s Lucifer!

Match? Didn’t match with Lucifer?

Is he angry I ate all of the food in the kitchen again?

Did he just call me MC?

OH!

This is just a game ad.

I wonder who MC did match with then?

…

……

………

I’m going to kill Mammon. 😇

Belphegor

No no no no.

He doesn’t want to hear about it.

He doesn’t want to think about it.

He hates it so much.

He hates that almost everyone (save Asmo and Mammon) tried to kill them.

He hates that he did kill MC.

No reminders, please.

He feels so guilty, but he doesn’t know what to do.

So he tries to sleep it all away.

But that doesn’t work when he has nightmares about it.

The last time he got an ad for it, he chucked his phone out of the window.

He still needs to get a new one.

Diavolo

Ultimately approved of the game’s creation.

He thought it’d be an interesting way for MC to talk about their life in the Devildom.

Was NOT expecting a dating sim though…

Shoulda seen that coming, Dia.

He’s really impressed by the drawing style.

(He knows it’s Levi’s, and he’s the only person who didn’t work on the game to know who all did create it.)

He lets the ads play through, just out of curiosity.

Pangs of jealousy whenever he does though.

He’ll try to steal MC for the week.

He never plays the game though.

Barbatos

Forbade Diavolo from playing the game.

Why?

Because it’s a distraction from work.

Secretly wishes he and the prince had more screen time, but understands that MC didn’t live with them.

Maybe he could change that..?

No, the brothers would overthrow the hierarchy of he tried.

Better to just leave things as are.

Doesn’t really care for the ads, he just skips them.

Solomon

Another member who helped write the story.

Partially by using spells to help jog MC’s memory, partially helping with all of the little odds and ends of making a mobile game.

Got so excited when he saw the ad.

And was deeply disappointed when MC matched with Mammon.

But he’s a powerful sorcerer, such things would never get him down!

…

He’s a powerful sorcerer…

Takes out his jealous by using Mammon as Guinea pig for his various spells and potions.

Mammon now lives in fear of the moment Solomon sees those ads.

Simeon

He was the main script(?) writer.

So to see his ad play on his screen, filled him with great joy.

Wait, what did he just do?

What’s his phone doing?!

WHY’S THE GAME DOWNLOADING?!?!

Well… now he has the game.

Might as well play it, right?

He’s actually a VIP.

And has amazing gacha.

And is almost always at the top of the leaderboard.

Luke

Was one of the only people who didn’t work on the game that knew about it when it was being made.

He tried to convince MC not to make it a dating sim but…

See how well that turns out.

He downloaded the game and lets the ads play out because he feels like it’s helping.

He doesn’t actually play the game though.

He doesn’t want to date demons.

Even if he is playing from the point of view of MC.

MC

Hehehe~

The director of the game creation, if you will.

Wanted something as a memory for everything that happened to them since they came to the Devildom.

But this is MC, a dairy is not enough for them.

So they turned it into a dating sim.

Because why not?

Plus, it was hilarious watching everyone react to the ad of MC getting paired with Mammon.

After all, he was their first.

[elsecrytt]

What are your thoughts on Diavolo/MC/Lucifer? It's probably the most popular sandwich in yandere fics, and I like it a lot, though I don't know if they would be as good at sharing as they are presented to be. I'm not caught up on the newer lessons where we get to know Diavolo more but I do know he and Lucifer have a complicated relationship, especially with the whole power imbalance thing, and putting a darling between them would be interesting, to say the least.

s;lkgjfsh I can already tell I'm going to ramble on about this for quite a while so like. would you believe i had this written out days ago and just forgot to post it? i can go on and ON without even realizing it lmao Other anons, take note. It's a LOT easier to get content out of me if you just give me a topic and have me yammer on bc I can textwall 24/7 without thinking about it if I'm not writing like, actual prose. Any direct spoilers, I'll put beneath a cut, but otherwise, just note that the opinions I express here are influenced by what I've seen of the characters in Seasons 2 and 3. SO. Dia/MC/Luci, huh? It's definitely the most common yandere sandwich (and possibly regular sandwich) besides the attic one, and it's one that I really do like! For various reasons, it makes sense for them to go yandere together - since, if one of them went yandere and the other one didn't, the other guy would be the first person you'd go to for help. Particularly in the context of yandere works, Dia/MC/Luci is interesting because of the power imbalances present everywhere, as well as the contingent parties' experiences with love. Dia has some significant attachment and interest in Lucifer, which is never really quite reciprocated. Diavolo adores Lucifer, and Luci certainly likes Dia, but never quite the way Dia likes him. I think this part of the dynamic is sorely underexplored in Luci/MC/Dia works, and it's a shame. (Side note: I know a particular work by a yandere blog that does have Diavolo being somewhat for Lucifer, who is yandere for the reader, but it's not quite a sandwich.) A work can still be very self-indulgent and reader-centric, focused on the character/reader pairing, while still having character/character. In fact, expanding the relationships between characters other than the reader can make the characters feel more three dimensional and compelling! Diavolo's feelings for Lucifer can enhance his feelings towards the reader. Diavolo, lonely and misunderstood, feeling like Lucifer will never see him as a true equal, and his feelings will never be returned. And here you are, an outsider to this relationship, without any baggage, someone who earned Lucifer's love and respect just by being who you are. No manipulation, no bargains, just genuine bonding and personal intimacy. How did you do it? How can he do it? What is it you have that he doesn't? And, deep down, in the core of his being - can he obtain for himself something that Lucifer wants - and possibly use it against him? Diavolo, approaching you for impure reasons, comparing you to Lucifer at every turn, comparing his relationship with you to the one he has with Lucifer, and re-evaluating his entire perspective on everything. (Lesson 16 Spoilers) -

Diavolo who is also losing control over Lucifer after the incident with Belphegor. Diavolo who is forced to face the fact that Lucifer cares more about his brothers, and always will, no matter his oath of loyalty. Diavolo who doesn't know it, but is desperate to have someone new to love. Diavolo who's never quite felt like he was loved back, not without him pressing the other party into it. His position and character flaws starve him of any genuine, personal connection. But he can get that with you, where things are different; there are no conflicting loyalties and no threats to his power. You don't even have a proper sense of Dia's position, not really, since you're an outsider, and that helps. Diavolo the manipulator, who effectively forced all his friends to become friends with him initially, falling in love with you because you decided to be friends with him, first. Because that's what you do, isn't it? In canon, you go around befriending all the demons around you without a care in the world. No matter how powerful or intimidating they are, you stand your ground, determined to build genuine friendships, on your own terms. And that's what Diavolo needs really, what he's too socially stunted to realize that he needs; he needs a friend who wouldn't leave him if he suddenly became a normal person. Diavolo needs someone he thinks wouldn't leave him, if he didn't keep them next to him. And while canon Dia is loooong past the point of forcing people to stay by his side, a yandere Dia - a Dia made desperate by the reality of Lucifer's loyalties, the loss of his one friend he always wanted but never could quite win over - may very well... lapse into old habits. And no one could stop him. That's it, the reason Diavolo is one of the most popular yanderes. Ultimately. Diavolo canonically kidnaps you and keeps you in the Devildom for a year. Sure, Lucifer picked you out, but him, Barbatos, and everyone else are ultimately just Diavolo's accomplices, and not even necessarily 100% willing ones. Diavolo who wonders if he can't have his cake and eat it, too; if Lucifer can't be made to cooperate, with the right incentive. And that's just on Diavolo's part - Lucifer would have many reasons to go along with it. It would tie into his being pursued by Diavolo; his immediate superior who he's sworn his loyalty to, who flirts with him even when Lucifer is clearly uncomfortable with it. If he gives in to this, can he keep Diavolo at a distance? Can he keep you close? Can he put you there as a buffer, and ensure your safety as one of the involved parties? Lucifer doesn't even necessarily have to be yandere to go along with this. He's a smart person. I love smart yanderes (and smart darlings!) If he fights Dia and loses - very likely - then you're left entirely at Dia's mercy. But by going along with it, Lucifer has some measure of power over your situation and living conditions. And yes, perhaps there is a little selfish love left in him. If Dia is going to steal you away, then why shouldn't he get as much of you as he can get? And isn't it better for you, too, to have choices? Moreover, if Diavolo has any lingering attachment to Lucifer, then he can become a buffer between you and Dia - the lesser of two evils, if you're determined to see them as such. And as manipulative as all of that sounds... it'll all be entirely true. This is what makes sense to him. Lucifer has never directly gone against Diavolo. His tactics are to surrender (do what Dia wants and live with the consequences), persuade (often it doesn't work), and if all else fails, deflect (hiding Belphie in the attic). Note that deflecting doesn't even work, not really. Diavolo has the ability to tell when someone is lying. Lucifer thinks, in early season 1, that he can get past this, but as Diavolo reveals later on - he never could. Diavolo knew how and why Belphie was imprisoned since the start. In the context of the sandwich, they don't even necessarily need to be into one another at the time (though it'd probably make

the sex scenes more fun). So yeah, I do think they would share nicely as yanderes, given that Diavolo likely feels some ownership over Lucifer himself, and Lucifer would 1000% use that to get what he wanted. There might be tensions - oh, there would be some delicious tension - but they're both probably vitally aware of that your best avenue of escape is to convince one of them to side against the other. Diavolo's probably not unhappy with the arrangement, either. He likes Lucifer, likes being around Lucifer. If Lucifer wanted to watch you have sex, or joined in, out of jealousy on his part, or concern for your safety/consent, Diavolo would probably be into it. Lucifer might be unhappy with it, depending on how yandere he went. But between Barbatos, and the fact that he has his six brothers to be looking out for, too, rebelling against Diavolo is just... not an option. So he'll tell himself he's doing a favor, he'll be understanding and respectful and preen and puff himself up internally over how he's the nice one, he's the good one, he's the better option. And perhaps, if he's feeling particularly vehement, he'll compete with Dia for your attention, for your affection, to be "chosen" for that night, inasmuch as you have a choice. When Lucifer competes... he tends to win. Even against Diavolo. Until, of course, Dia decides there isn't any competition anymore. Dia might take it well enough before he starts venting his frustrations on you, getting clingier, or more touchy, or more demanding of your time, perhaps giving Lucifer more work; ultimately, even if Lucifer is an option, you only really have a choice when Dia decides you do. And of course, Lucifer's own options become limited when Diavolo decide to restrict him, too. Least of all his ability to see you, spend time with you - and to receive your affection. If Diavolo prods Lucifer to get more actively involved in this "shared relationship", instead of just with you... that's really the only leverage Lucifer can get. The dynamics between Diavolo and Lucifer, even in canon, are complicated, and even more so when MC comes into the picture. Keep in mind, I'm almost exclusively interested in Reader/Character pairings! I want to self-insert and enjoy some good old self-indulgence like everyone else! But I think a lot can be gained by broadening the focus a bit. Especially concerning sandwiches and moresomes - I think that's sort of the point of most of those! Even between ships like say - Lucifer/MC/Mammon, where the other two characters aren't being shipped, a lot of the appeal for me is the idea of Lucifer and Mammon both desperately wanting their brother to be happy - and trusting that brother with the love of their life. I feel like a lot of writers want to keep the focus on the reader, "you", and they're afraid to add background or other relationships in there, in case readers feel threatened/jealous. I'm gonna go ahead and be absolutely savage here and say fuck that idea. Readers don't know what they want. I'm a writer and I barely know what I want a lot of the time! And readers who do know what they want can always just click away! That's what tags are for! Go nuts! Go CRAZY! Give them a little bitterness, a little sourness - these things can make the sweet parts better, not worse! Of course there's always a balancing act, but often times ideas like "Diavolo has feelings for Lucifer AND you" will take you to fun and exciting places, and you'll end up writing more, enjoying yourself more! (I do mean this in a hypothetical way, not speaking to anyone specifically. Sorry anon if this isn't what you wanted to hear about, but I just go nuts sometimes lmao)