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sliiiiiiding back in with some Styx shenanigans before 7.5 ruins all my headcanon ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

(sorry for both Extreme Verticalness and Extreme Stupidness, these should really just be expected at this point honestly)

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No words, just Peepaw

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Thanks Hana!

Oof five things I can talk your ear off about

Twisted Wonderland (I can talk about anyone but it's even worse if someone brings up Diasomnia or Fellow and Gidel)

Vampire lore (currently reading Dracula to get a better understanding of the story that laid the foundation of a lot of the lore we know now. It's so cool that it reads like a found footage film)

Demonology (Ars Goëtia specifically)

Black Butler

Anything involving old Hollywood trivia

@adriberry @blessingofthestars @britasmrva @lovesickkidifficial

Feel free to have a go :3

tysm for the tag @butterflypython <3

list 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material:

books in general (six of crows, the night circus, dracula, skulduggery pleasant, a series of unfortunate events, etc)

feminism

animal advocacy

circuses/circus history

music + bands

tagging @vilecemetery @preposterousray @mossterious @mysteryofvampires @ball-of-insecurities @therealkaidertrash21 @aarohisingh25 @sweetashe + open tags

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I love 4koma 💞💞💞 look at these expressions 💞💞😂😂

…Giant fish head and octopus lol

Lilia is so happy 💞💞 and malleus…he seems to be enjoying tagging along and spending time with him 😆😆💞💞

This reminded me of when Jamil said no to Kalim 😂😂

Malleus face on the last panel 😆😆

THEIR FACES WHHWJWJEJS 😂😂🤣🤣

Malleus evil shadow wbwwhwhss

Sebek and silver’s look of betrayal lolol

This was a fun chapter 💞💙 happy we got such a fun one with diasomnia as the last one.

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I got inspired by Grelle a bit

Another year means I update Rosalie's eyes

And here's the sketch of the nightmare suit (still trying to figure out the patterns without making it look too garish and by God do I need to update her sprite)

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Malletsum made you dino nuggets!

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Another year means I update Rosalie's eyes

And here's the sketch of the nightmare suit (still trying to figure out the patterns without making it look too garish and by God do I need to update her sprite)

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Poor Saf having to see a bunch of twisted wonderland nerds (I am one too) tweet or comment about seeing a Jade Leech cameo and she probably doesn't know what the hell is going on xD

Just started watching Safiya's newest video about pulling an all-nighter in Tokyo, and I was NOT mentally prepared to see Jade Leech on Safiya Nyagaard's channel

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fem!malleus for my pookie's bday YEAAAHHH ‼️‼️

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Wistful Yearning

Malleus sat in a daze in the cafeteria when a memory of his beloved friend suddenly crossed his mind.

Setting down his fork, the fae prince glanced at his side, only to scoff at himself when he didn’t see you there.

If he closed his eyes, he could see himself sitting next to you, listening to you talking about your day with a bright smile, laughing together at whatever ridiculous joke you made up, and simply enjoying your company.

If he closed his eyes, he could see himself walking you back to your class hand in hand, and promising you to spend time together after school.

But Malleus kept them open because he didn’t have the heart to imagine any fake scenarios with you in it. 

What good is having fleeting daydreams that are out of reach anyway?

I miss you quite terribly. Malleus thought to himself as he exhaled a soft sigh. I hope you’re happy and doing well wherever you are, my dear friend.

Headers credit to @.cafekitsune

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Just that. That's just how I felt. 💔

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Me Rambling about BriarRose

Falling in love is a terrifying emotion. It can make the impossible seem possible and the illogical seem sensible. In a way, it was something new that both Rosalie and Malleus experienced. Sure, they've read plenty of tales of a princess being rescued by her true love and receiving a happily ever after, but the moment Malleus kept making his nightly rounds around campus, he always found himself wandering around the Ramshackle Dorm.

At first upon meeting the girl, all while Leona was completely locked on playing dirty so that Savanaclaw can finally have a win against Diasomnia, there were no sparks, no grand feelings of being completely head over heels, all he could think was,

"Pity, it seems that my spot of solitude has been occupied by another and it would be unbelievably rude to enter without invitation."

There was honestly nothing special about this girl (well, aside from the beauty mark near her left eye and her short hair dyed the color of candy floss). She was just an ordinary human. No different from the other boys that would shriek and run whenever he was near.

Yet for some strange reason, she didn't. She even had the gall to give him a silly nickname like "Hornton" of all things! Upon meeting him, she greeted him as if he were an old friend, albeit confused about the ethereal stranger that was trespassing in the garden.

Rosalie on the other hand, as much as she hated people trespassing when she wanted peace, seeing the tall boy with horns growing out of his head left her captivated. At first glance, she thought he was a beastman of sorts but those pointed ears and slit pupils told her that there was something more to him. Of course as human nature goes, it left her curious to know more about this mysterious boy.

Some nights when she would catch him, in the garden, she left him alone to enjoy some peace and quiet but one could suppose their friendship began to blossom at the time Crowley forced her to look at the curious case of Azul Ashengrotto and thus later betting her own dorm in an effort to free her friends.

As the days played their terrible dance, for the girl, it seemed that all hope was lost. Upon seeing her glum expression, to give her some comfort, Malleus spoke about something that made him happy. The gargoyles. Although the advice was accidental, it gave her the exact key she needed in order to stop Azul.

However, aside from the overblots, and the little talks in the garden, one night, Rosalie offered him a little token of kindness in exchange for the one he gave her when Azul almost took her only lodging as collateral.

Seeing the twinkling green lights, she immediately rushed out, not caring that she was only in her pajamas and slippers and stepped outside.

Of course, they greeted each other once more but six little words rang in the fae prince's mind as they left her lips,

"Do you want to come in?"

Personally, I like to think their romantic feelings was more of a gradual thing that happened but when they both realized that they were in love, it scared them.

Rosalie was scared because she knew that Malleus was royalty and she was a commoner before being adopted by the O'Malley family and to her, dating someone like him is just another delusional fantasy. Something like that would never happen. Plus, she couldn't bear the thought of her dying first and Malleus rotting in his loneliness again.

With Malleus, he didn't want to hurt her. Of course he knew that her life is unfairly short compared to his, but the fact that she was the only person that genuinely loved his company without any reasons such as for duty or loyalty to his title, it made his heart ache. He didn't want to ruin the friendship they cultivated together.

I suppose those feelings hit its boiling point at the Masquerade (which admittedly I did make it sort of a Mardis Gras event that takes place post book 6 and pre book 7). As a token of gratitude for the kindness she and the rest of Ramshackle showed him, he wanted to show her just how much she's meant to him. Originally, he was just going to kiss her cheek but even if she was just an ordinary human, seeing the way she danced with joy during the festival the other day, the way her eyes glimmered and how her laugh echoed in his head, one could say the two of them ended up succumbing to their true feelings that night and did something that would make the Briar Valley senate clutch their pearls if they were still alive (even if it was chaste in the eyes of the humans)

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The pure panic when Yuu full-names you.

"Ace Trappola! I have had a enough of you!"

"Deuce Spade! You have a lot of explaining to do!"

"Epel Felmier! What did I say about picking fights?!"

"Sebek Zigvolt! If you call me that one more time!"

"Jack Howl! What did you do?!"

"Ortho Shroud! What did you do to my wall?!"

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Think you might get a kick out of this @hanafubukki

╰─▸ ❝ Twisted Wonderland x reader!

You're going to sleep alone?

featuring — Riddle : Ruggie : Azul : Jamil : Epel : Lilia : Silver.

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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Riddle Rosehearts

You and Riddle were about to sleep when you felt the heat in the room. “I’m going to sleep on the couch, It’s too hot.” you mumbled, getting up from the bed. Riddle immediately lifted his head from the pillow, a faint frown forming. “You’re going to sleep alone?” he asked, his tone sharp but laced with concern. Without waiting for your answer, he got up, tugging the heavy blanket off the bed and folding it neatly to the side. “That is unnecessary, there’s a better solution.” He adjusted the curtains to let in the cool night breeze before going to his closet to grab a thin sheet.

After changing the bedding, he took your wrist gently and guided you back toward the bed, his eyes softening. “I can’t rest knowing you’re out there on that lumpy couch.” he said. Once you lay down, he settled beside you but left a small space between your bodies, slipping his hand into yours beneath the sheet. “Better?” he asked, watching you closely. “Good… because I would rather keep you here than let you be uncomfortable alone.”

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Ruggie Bucchi

“I’m going to sleep on the couch, it’s too hot.” you sighed, wiping at the sweat on your forehead as you got up from the bed. Ruggie propped himself up on one elbow, a lazy grin spreading across his face. “You’re gonna sleep alone?” he said, ears flicking. “Nope, not letting that happen.” He hopped out of bed, grabbed a thin sheet, and beat you to the couch. “See? Now it’s not your couch, it’s our couch. Problem solved.”

The couch was barely big enough for two, but Ruggie made it work, patting the narrow space next to him with a playful grin. As soon as you lay down, he shifted to tuck you against his chest, one arm sliding under your head like a pillow. “Yeah, it’s hot, but we’ll deal with it. Besides,” he murmured, his breath warm against your ear, “free cuddles are part of the deal when you’re with me.”

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Azul Ashengrotto

The air felt warm, clinging to your skin. “I’m going to sleep on the couch, it’s too hot.” you murmured, getting up from the bed and slipping on your slippers. Azul paused mid-page in his book, adjusted his glasses, and tilted his head toward you. “You’re going to sleep alone?” His voice was calm but laced with unease. Closing the book, he swung his legs over the side of the bed and get up “The couch will ruin your back by morning. Wait here, I’ll fix the temperature.”

With a few murmured cooling spells, the air in the room shifted, a refreshing chill settling over you. He replaced the heavy blankets with a fine, thin sheet and fluffed the pillows with care. Standing by the bed, he gestured invitingly. “There. Comfort without sacrifice.” His voice softened as you returned to bed, a faint smile playing at his lips. “Indulge me… I would much rather have you here than staring at an empty space.”

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Jamil Viper

The heat clung to your skin, making everything feel heavy. “I’m going to sleep on the couch, it’s too hot.” you grumbled, getting up from the bed. Jamil’s hands stilled mid-motion as he tied his hair, the heat clearly bothering him too. He glanced at you, “You’re going to sleep alone?” His brow arched and before you could answer, he was already moving. “Not happening.” In one smooth motion, he opened the window wider, murmured a quick cooling spell, and swapped the heavy blanket for a thin sheet.

He patted the mattress once, a silent command. “Come on. You’re not escaping just because of a little heat.” As you settled back in, the room noticeably cooler, his fingers brushed against your waist in a fleeting touch. “If you can’t sleep, I’ll stay up until you do.” he murmured, “But I’m not letting you sleep alone. Not when I’m right here.”

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Epel Felmier

You’re beginning to sweat, the heat prickling at your skin. “I’m going to sleep on the couch, it’s too hot.” you announced, getting up from the bed. Epel’s head snapped up from his pillow, brows knitting. “You’re gonna sleep alone?” he asked, his voice laced with concern and surprise. “Nah, I ain’t lettin’ that happen.” He was already out of bed, yanking open the window until the cool night breeze spilled in, then shoving every extra blanket off the mattress.

Before you could reach the door, he caught your wrist. “C’mon, that thing’s harder than the benches back home.” he said, tugging you toward the now-bare bed. Once you lay down, he dropped onto his side beside you, leaving just enough space but still close enough near you. “If it’s still hot, I’ll fan you myself.” he muttered with a grin and from the glint in his eyes, you knew he meant it.

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Lilia Vanrouge

Feeling the heat clinging against your skin, you muttered, “I’m going to sleep on the couch, it’s too hot.” Lilia sat up, tilting his head with a smirk. “You’re going to sleep alone?” he repeated, playful disbelief in his voice. Before you could answer, he was already gliding toward you, cool magic curling through the air as he snapped his fingers. “Not a chance, little bat.”

The temperature dropped instantly, but comfortable. He swept the heavy blankets away before flopping back onto the bed. “Now there’s no excuse” he said with mock sternness, patting the spot beside him. When you hesitated, his eyes glinted mischievously. “Unless you truly prefer the company of an empty couch over me. I would be heartbroken.”

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Silver

The stuffy warmth in the room clung to your skin, making it hard to sleep, you murmured, “I’m going to sleep on the couch, it’s too hot.” as you got up from the bed. Silver’s eyes open slowly from where he was already half-asleep. “You’re going to sleep alone?” he asked softly, sitting up despite his drowsiness. Without another word, he rose to his feet. “Wait… I’ll fix it.” He quietly opened the window to let in the cool night breeze, then pulled the heavier blankets off the bed and replaced them with thin sheets.

He walked over to you, placing a gentle hand on your back as he guided you toward the bed. “Try again here” he said. Once you settled under the thin sheet, he lay beside you, facing you. “If it gets warm again, I’ll wake up and fix it.” he promised. His eyes drifted closed once more, but his hand stayed lightly over yours, a silent vow not to let you sleep alone.

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I’ll try to post a request later on. Thank you!

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The Fellow Honest Cotton Doll

God Almighty that was TEDIOUS! I can only imagine how rough Rollo's is going to be (or whoever the next Halloween guest character is)

He definitely was the doll I put in a lot of effort in (simping is a powerful state of mind because who in their right mind would draw Fellow's patches by hand?!) but damn am I proud of how he turned out!

Outfit and doll mark showcase below the cut 👇🏻

Much like with Skully and Gidel, every piece of Fellow's outfit is removable. Originally, I was going to make his doll mark gold much like his coffin charm and cane, but you guys seemed to REALLY love my redesign 🤭

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Kinda took some inspiration from Björn Andrésen when drawing Elbert. Learning about Björn, I can see Elbert's character takes a lot of inspiration from Björn's life...