#i will kill FOR her

[zero-zip]

Awww look at her! She’s adorable! Sun you better adopt them or I will!

[weirdasshomo]

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

Wait, last week you were on a mission in space with my mom, but weren't you supposed to be like, at school ???

Did you drop high school to be with Carol like you said you would ?

WOULD YOU NOT DROP HIGH SCHOOL FOR @caroldanverofficial??????

[twig-the-edgelord]

Pirate queens quest is one of the best things ever

For obvious reasons

[happyfreeconfusedaandlonely]

we really went from “i could still melt your world, argumentative antithetical dream girl” to “i wouldn't marry me either, pathological people pleaser”

[reemerarius]

Clown Ancestry

So, she has a clean bill of health. And the DNA test came back. She has everything I expected her to have, other than the Jester and the Rodeo. I have named her Honey Bunchies.

This does explain the silence. She hasn't made one peep since she's been here. I thought she was scared and uncomfortable. No, it's just the mime in her.

She got out of her box in the middle of the night and roamed the house, maybe the scare clown in her? I don't know if 12% is enough to show behaviors.

I know a guy. He gave me a barrel when I told him Honey Bunchies has a little rodeo in her. I placed it next to her box. Maybe something will happen.

She's been fussy since the checkup, so I haven't been bothering her too much. However, I will end on a cute/funny note. She will not eat just any bread.

One morning, she got into my cupboard and stole my croissants. In the process of her little heist, she knocked over my cereal. That's how she got her name. I wasn't really a big fan of that cereal anyway and it was just sitting there getting stale.

We'll see how things improve in the days to come.

[felrend]

Beta, you’re so fucking beautiful

[weiwuxianismybae]

Yes, please do scratch my arm bloody for not giving you enough pets.

[anonymous-heather]

Silence is a Virtue, isn't it? After all, words do hold such weight in the grand scheme of things.

[sirenittta]

Natalie “Sugar” Berzatto my beloved

[twili--link]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think about Karlach more than i should.

[tf2demo2004]

a mimir :)

[shroomposting]

[jajanvm-imbi]

maybe i like it when a female character is deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths and so on and so forth. more female characters should be deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard