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Hi I was wondering if you could do Sal fisher who’s gf has pet rats? Like 2-3 and like one day reader and Sal for over to readers house to hang out for the visit time there and Sal sees this big ass cage and he’s like “what in here?” And readers like “oh those are my baby’s! :D” and Sal’s just shocked (bonus points if he gets to hold them 😚)
Hi !! Its been a while i am sorry! Lots happened in my personal life but I think ill be able to write sometimes anyways, of course I'll do that :3!
Type: Oneshot
Warnings: none its mostly fluff :P
One shot Sal x reader (very bad sorry)
Sal and you have been going out for a while now, 3 months to be exact even tho it already feels like its been longer than that. He's been mostly inviting you over to his apartment so Sal has never really seen how your place looked like. But one day you decided it was time to show him the real you. You had a lot of things in your room, it basically represented what you like, your personality and how messy you truly are. The reality was that you had rats, adorable clumsy rats. There's a big cage well maintained with your fluffy babies, toys and food. You were kinda shy about showing Sal because even tho you knew he liked stuff like that, you were still scared of his reaction, but what stressed you the most was that in all of your past relationships they were all disgusted and thought that you were so weird. But aside from all of your anxiety, you invited him over for the evening.
The time had come, you tidied up your room just so it doesn't look like hell. Sal arrived on time, his dad decided to lift him so he didn't have to walk. You opened the door for him, '' Hey Sal!'' you smiled wildly at your boyfriend. ''Hi y/n, happy to see you'' you could see his eyes filled with excitement as he walked in. You immediately guided him to your room, in the mean time you did a small tour of the place. Your parents were away for the evening so it was a perfect day. Arrived to your room Sal's eyes widen at the first look of your room. ''Wow this is so cool!'' he walked slowly, taking care of not destroying anything, then he walked past this gigantic cage in the corner ''oh my god what's in there!'' He was In fact very excited of finding out what's hiding. ''Oh those are my babies! my rats! here let me show you:)'' You opened the small door to allow your arm in the cage, you took one of your furry friends and handed him to your boyfriend. ''Im so happy that you have rats, they're my favourite!!'' he smiled widely while petting your rat, ''Whats his name?'' he asked, '' Marco'' you replied, with a small smile and a tinted blush on your cheeks. Sal looked at you admiring your personality and beauty. In reality, Sal admired you and he never thought a cute and gentle girl like you had so many rats.
He was very happy you invited him over, after that you two had a great time playing video games and talking for hours, obviously you guys had to have a sleepover. Sal was so interested on everything you showed him, he really realized how much he loves you and you thought he was the sweetest guy ever.
Lets just say Sal now comes over a lot.
OKKKKK EW sorry this is SO bad, I havent been writing in a hottttt minute, ermmmm I got into a car crash and shit (im ok ! just a broken bone) and I've been recovering blah blah blah, school blah blah blah and work yk how life goes. anyways, now that im not doing anything for a good 6 weeks, I thought it'll be a good time to try and start writing again. so please excuse me if the first few are bad ! You can't judge and even if you do, just write it yourself :) ANYWAYS THNAK YOU FOR YOUR ASK ILY
REQUESTS: ALWAYS OPEN
#sallyface#sally face#todd morrison#larry johnson#ashley campbell#travis phelps#sally face fanfiction#sally fisher#sal fisher#sal x reader#sally face oneshots
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rules: you will be given a word, then share one sentence or snippet of your wip or wips that start with each letter of the word.
tagged by @demonvampire180writes thank you for tagging me <3
low key had a bit of a rough time because i have been so busy i haven't written all to much as of late but i got it done, it was fun
INFINITE
I - It has been a long tiring day and all Tommy wanted to do was go home and sleep, as Tommy walks out of the locker room, he looks down at his phone wondering if he should call Sal again. Since the first time he called Sal - leaving a voicemail - he had called in a total of thirty four times.
N - Night has fallen quickly over the city of Los Angeles, the night was bizarrely cold for the Southern California city.
F - From his pocket, Josh pulls out his phone, a smile grows on his cheeks as his face heats up.
I - It has been a long few weeks, twenty three days to be exact, it drove Buck mad that he couldn’t work the job he loves. His friends and family have been keeping him company regularly but it has still been long and grueling.
N - Nothing. In frustration, Eddie bangs his fist on the door even louder, “Come on Tommy I know you are in there!”
I - “I'll be right back baby, I just have to grab something to clean us up ok?” Buck asked as he cupped Tommy’s cheeks.
T - The door creaked in the dark house, an ominous air laid over it that made an uneasy squeeze in Eddie’s gut.
E - Each step Buck took was slow, quiet, he had no idea what he was going to see behind the door. Once reaching the bedroom, Buck cautiously opens the door.
no pressure tags:
@mmso-notlikethat @rosyhoneydew @livelaughlou @tommykinard217
your word: LIGHTNING
#tag game#(took way too long to find a word to give 😖)#bucktommy#ish#well yeah since it's from a bucktommy fic im writing#eds writes fics
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I can’t find the master list thing I did so a new one IG:
My commissions are open! Here’s my Ko-Fi
For now I am only doing busts of OCs and canon characters. Doing full bodies took a toll on my mental health, though I might do waist up if you ask nicely /hj
𝐏𝐟𝐩 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠: @kabukiaku
NSFW asks now open! Now I’m officially 18 and have full control of my account.
Things I won’t do:
- incest
- r@pe
- sexual assault/harassment
- non con
- pedophilia
Ghost Band
- Primo
- Secondo
- Terzo
Cook!reader
Aftermath with Terzo
“Amore mio your as beautiful as the day I met you”
“See something you like amore?”
“Now and forever Amore”
“I’m always here amore”
- Copia / Frater Imperator
Copia with an s/o that’s practically a soundboard
Copia meets your friends
Dracopia
Copias chaos!ghoul
Copia Confessing to you
Copia X buff!reader
Antichrist Copia
“Stay with me”
First meeting copia (he gets aroused)
“I’ll never leave Amore”
“Choose to run away with me?”
Dracopia Angst
“SOS he’s in disguise”
“Love me, Love me, Love me, Love me”
Copia with a buff!reader
RHRN Copia angst
RHRN: Don’t you forget about your friend death
“Lucifer, whispering silently into your mind”
“Eyes on me Cara Mia” (18+ MDNI)
- most of the ghouls
- ocs
- Young Nihil
“No your never alone”
“Satanas your beautiful”
“Just wanna be with Chu in the moonlight”
- Mixed Headcanons
Touch starved s/o
Ghostbusters
- Ray Stantz
“Back off she’s a scientist and my girlfriend”
“It’s ok we can fight it one little bite at a time”
“Comfy”
“Wait me?”
- Peter Venkman
“He’s a slime ball”
- Egon Spengler (my beloved)
“It’s called a floor nap”
“What. Just. Happened”
“What’s Up Doc?”
“Spengs got a date before Venkman”
“Baby Fever”
“How can you just…stand there?”
“Your arts amazing”
“Your doing good, I’m proud”
“I promise your ok dove”
“Breath with me dove”
“Radio Static”
“Don’t you dare fucking leave me again”
“Peppered Kisses”
“You messed with the wrong scientist”
“I told you so..are you crying?”
- Winston
- Phoebe Spengler
- Old man Egon
“See you again”
- Old man Ray
- Old man Peter
- Old Man Winston
- Polyamory with the ghostbusters
“I promise you’ll be safe with us”
“We love you, and each other”
OCs:
- Sal Stantz (Ghostbusters)
- Janet Venkman (Ghostbusters)
- Violet Brett (Ghostbusters)
- Green Diamond (Steven Universe)
- Plum Diamond (Steven Universe)
- Queen Bee/Janet Carter (BATIM)
- Sei Emeritus/Papa V (Ghost Band OC)
- Sen Morrison (Later Emeritus) (Ghost Band OC)
- Ophelia (One Piece OC)
Baby Boom
- Steven Buchner (Harold Ramis’ character)
"Lets just focus on the dinner..and us"
Steven Universe
- Pearl
- Garent
- Amethyst
- White, Yellow and Blue Diamond
Baldurs Gate 3:
- Asterion
- Shadowheart
- Wyll
[ more to come as I play ]
One Piece:
I haven’t seen a lot of it but I’ll be writing as I watch.
Anime:
- Monkey D Luffy.
- Rorona Zoro
- Nami
- Usopp
- Sanji
- Buggy The Clown Pirate
- Smoker
- Ace
- Princess Vivi
- Chopper (in a platonic way)
- Dracule Mihawk
Live action:
- Dracule Mihawk
- Buggy The Clown
“I promise I’ll do better”
- Vinsmoke Sanji
“Kitty Claws”
- Shanks
- Zoro
- Nami
JJBA
Part 1:
- Jonathan Joestar
- Dio Brando
- Erina Pendleton
Part 2:
- Joseph Joestar
- Caesar Zepelli
Part 3:
- Jotaro Kujo
- Old Joseph Joestar
- Old Caesar Zepelli (AU where he’s alive)
- Noriaki Kakyoin
- Jean Pierre Polnareff
- Muhammad Avdol
Part 4:
- Josuke Higashikata
- Nijimura Okuyasu
- Rohan Kishibe
- Older Jotaro Kujo
- Older Noriaki Kakyoin (AU where he didn’t die)
Part 5:
None as of yet, as I haven’t watched it.
Part 6:
- Jolyne Kujo
- Old man Jotaro Kujo (again fuck canon he doesn’t die)
- old man Noriaki Kakyoin (fuck it he doesn’t die)
Live action Part 4:
- Jotaro Kujo
- Nijimaru Okuyasu
- Josuke Higashikata
- Koichi Hirose
Doki Doki Precure:
- Mana Aida/Cure Heart
- Aguri Madoka/Cure Ace
- Rikka Hishikawa/Cure Diamond
- Makoto Kenzaki/Cure Sword
- Alice Yotsuba/Cure Rosetta
TMNT:
2012:
Leonardo
Donatello
Raphael
Michelangelo
Splinter/Hamato Yoshi
Shredder/Oroku Saki
Rise
Leonardo
Donatello
Michelangelo
Raphael
April O’Neil
Casey Jones
Casey Jones JR.
Bayverse Movies
Leonardo
Donatello
Raphael
Michelangelo
Splinter
Shredder/Oroku Saki
Casey Jones
That’s it..
#the band ghost#the band ghost fanfiction#the band ghost fic#cardinal copia#papa emeritus x reader#cardinal copia x reader#copia x reader#papa emeritus iv x reader#ghost bc#ghostbusters x oc#ghostbusters two#ghostbusters x reader#ray stantz#ray x reader#peter venkman#peter venkman x reader#egon spengler x oc#egon spengler#egon spengler x reader#baby boom#steven universe#Steven universe pearl#steven universe amethyst#blue diamond#yellow diamond#white diamond#Pearl X reader#amethyst X reader#baldurs gate 3#Asterion x reader
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Ranting about Sally Face because I love it so much and I can't. I haven't talked about Sally Face and AHH
Okay. So first of all, Sally fished 2 is in production, but I think that's like I don't really know what's going to be because everyone's dead. By the end of the game, most not not everyone, it's like only Larry and sal and Travis who are dead, but Sal Ash and Larry are the main 3 for the majority of the game, and Todd only has really a big ish part in episode 2, and Neil only has a big part after Todd dies. Or doesn't he doesn't die but he goes insane and that's close enough. So I'm wondering if it's gonna be like more focused on when they were in high school or if it's going to be an entirely different set of characters. Or or if it's going to be Addison. Because he was like he was before he was the one who had to kill everyone and stuff. So I'm wondering if it's going to be that, but can we really sad having to watch someone kill their entire family?
So in episode 6, I'm pretty sure it is. Either 6 or 5, but in episode 6 or 5 sal is dead. And he has to go into the different like universes right? And I love that part. I love it so much. It's so silly and I love it. Oh I love it so much and i love that he's like being guided by Larry's dad, which also. I really hope Larry gets that closure that his dad did not leave him his dad did not leave his family. His dad is actually just a fuking head. I don't know, I'm pretty sure he did get that closure. But I don't know if he actually believed sal when he told him that you know. Cause I wouldn't believe someone if someone told me that oh your dad didn't actually leave you. He's just, he's like kind of like a ghost but he's not. I would not believe them. I would think they were on drugs.
Can I say something? I hate ash specifically because she went against Sal in the trial. Why the fuck was she going against him? She was like. Oh I don't. I don't think he's a bad person. I just think he's confused or whatever. I don't know, he's a bad person, but he's insane bitch Such a fucking whore, like no, he's not insane. He's literally he never once lied when he was talking to anyone, but no one's gonna believe you, when you say oh yeah, actually, I can see ghosts and shit and the landlord of my apartment was actually like a hundreds of years old and he told me I had to kill everyone so I could save the world. Like no one would believe that and so he kinda already knew he would get a die but also his only close friend he had left turning on him. Such a fucking whore slut
I forget where I saw this but I saw some. One who was like theorizing that Travis knew he was gonna die like it was either. He was gonna die while he was killing his father or he was gonna die after the fact because the only reason why he was still alive after sal died was to get revenge on his father. And that's kind of sad not gonna lie. Because I love Travis. Travis is my baby and he's just. Dead doubt I'm sorry it's so sad because I love him and he's dead. They're all dead. Everyone I like is dead. It's upsetting. It's upsetting. It's so upsetting. I hate it. I hate this stupid game. I love this game. I love this game. I love this game. I love it so much. It consumes my soul like if there was a game that ate away at your soul until all you could think was that game? Sally face would be that game. I'm sorry I'm not sorry it's the truth. If you can't handle the truth get out cause it consumes me. I mean, this in the best way possible. It consumes me
Okay, this has nothing to do with anything but II am always dissing Todd's fucking clothes. What the fuck is that shit and Travis's shoes? I love you Travis. But what the fuck are those neon green shoes kid. It's not cute like the rest of Travis's outfit. It's okay guess, but the neon green shoes. Why are you wearing highlighters on your feet? You fucking weirdo. Todd, he's OK, but his elephant is actually terrible and it doesn't help that he's a ginger like you could be cute as a ginger, but not with that fucking shit He's weird. It's so ugly. I think the rest of them had okay. Taste of clothing except for sal and his stupid fucking red pants cause. They look good on sal. But they do not good on everyone and it's so hard to try to cosplay him because what the fuck it's so bad. It's so bad. Speaking out of experience here. By the way, it's bad, it's bad.
Also I love love love, when people make edits and they make the intro to the edit. One of Larry's stupid, fucking teeth puns. Oh I love it so much because there're so fuckinh silly. I love Larry. We love Larry because he's just so silly and I love his tooth puns. You just don't understand I love the tooth puns. I love them, they're so silly like "the tooth will set you free." Yes, it will!!!!! Oh, I'm such a freak.
Also, this one has nothing to do with anything but I don't think I can trust you if you have never watched Gloom's play through of Sally FACE because it's literally so silly. It's in my opinion, the best play through you can watch for Sally face other than like. Maybe the one with all the voice acting, but like that one's okay. I guess if you want to watch the voice acting and that's the really, the only thing you are watching it for but if you're watching it to actually watch someone play the game then Gloom is the one you should go to, which. By the way, this one is completely random. Nothing to do with anything but Gloom coming back not in my 2024. Bingo but I'm glad it happened because she was my childhood. Not doing a lot like girl was my childhood and I love her so much. And I'm so glad that she came back and I didn't care if she's not actually coming back and it's just like the 1 video. I'm just glad that she is like alive. You know, it's good. It's good to know that kind of stuff. You know. But anyways, that is the end of my little rant and it had nothing to do with anything. It was just shit I wanted to talk about cause I don't care okay bye bye love ya.
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Ok... This is for you 😌.
I know you're fan of one bed trope. Imagine you and him in a hotel but there's only one bed! He's just your friend (or your enemy 👀) and now he realises that he has two options: the floor or share the bed with you.
Ooh, I love this so much!! And that is so sweet of you to remember my fave tropes, darl 🥰 I've written this short blurb just for you.
"What are you doing here?" you asked in shock as you bumped into your old boyfriend in the hallway outside the bathroom.
"Me? What the fuck is your uncle thinking letting you stay in one of his safe houses?" Luca asked, leaning into you with obvious concern. "Does he have you working for him again?" he asked looking you over, placing a hand on your arm.
You looked down to see your dressing gown gaping open, revealing the tops of your breasts. "Don't touch me," you said, jerking away from him to pull the edges closed. "And don't worry about what I’m doing. That's none of your business anymore," you replied, expression cold as ice. You turned on your heel, sashaying down the hall to your room before Luca called out to you.
"Wait a minute! Sal said I could stay in that room. It's the last one with the whole crew staying here tonight," he said gesturing around him.
"Well, I'm the only woman so I get my own room," you challenged him. "I guess you'll have to find somewhere else to go."
"Jesus! Come on, baby, the cops are everywhere. You know I can't leave," Luca protested loudly. Then he hung his head as he realized he would have to beg. "Please, y/n, let me stay with you," he said in a quiet voice, almost inaudible.
You stood with one hand on the door, watching his puppy dog eyes work their magic on you. Sighing heavily and rolling your eyes at him, you opened the door to him. "Come on," you said. "But you'll have to take the floor. I'm not sharing a bed with you."
Luca grinned as he slung his towel over his shoulder. You might be saying that now, but all he needed was half an hour in your room and you'd be begging him to join you in bed.
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Hi! I hope you are having a fantastic day! I am just going to go ahead and apologize for the plethora of questions you are about to read, but, I can’t help it! Your story has me HOOKED! Like, I’m sure you’ve seen the notifs. Ok, enough rambling, here it goes…
First, how long does it take you to set up a scene
Second, how are you so good at writing?!
Third, what made you want to write about Eve?
Fourth, was there any research involved?
Fifth, is that your personal reshade/gshade?
Sixth, what do you use to edit your photos?
Final (not a question at all) This joint? This joint right here? Stellar. Please give yourself a pat on the back, standing ovation, round of applause all the things.
Oh, and Marcus is fine, but no. lol. Never! Between him and the "messy" momma, aht! Aht!
Tierra is the bestie I need, lol.
Sal is dope.
HEYYYY SO I was away from my computer for awhile. Then I opened up my iPad and saw I had so MANY notifications. It had me like
I’m really glad you enjoy the story! There’s a lot of juicy (and perhaps even DRAMATIC) content coming up as we progress onward!! But I’m gonna break down these questions. Sorry to my followers in advance for the length. 😔
First, how long does it take you to set up a scene? It really, really depends. There are some lots I have made from scratch that have taken roughly two days to complete. These lots include Sal’s apartment, the bowling alley Sal and Eve went to. Then there’s some lots that were shells and had to be decorated. These lots include Eve’s home which is made by @ceeproductions And other lots? They’re either downloaded ( @beansbuilds is my FAVORITE creator when it comes to builds with @alexisarielgaming being right behind her ) or they're 'borrowed' from friends like @trucktoast who made the Reverb nightclub for his own gameplay, but because I didn’t want to make my own nightclub, and all the ones I found were too high-scale looking he let me download the lot.
Now, with the lot and decorations out of the way, I only need to know how I’m going to be using this lot for the scene. And because I don’t make my own poses, I need to think of ways I’m going to make the scene easy and work with the poses I have downloaded and also still get what I want across. If I don’t have a couples pack, this requires mixing-and-matching different poses which can take a few minutes. But with that said, a one person scene doesn’t take long at all. Just a few minutes. A two person scene? Let’s say ten minutes or maybe a little more depending on if I’m vibing with the angles. Then there’s the above mix-and-matching poses I have to do when it comes to two sims. Then, scenes with four or more sims takes forever. A scene like the nightclub sequence literally took hours and more than one day (I had to give myself a break). I had it set up as a FUNCTIONAL nightclub, so I wouldn’t just be relying on deco sims. And there were times where the townies would sit where Sosha or Ke’Sherri was sitting and I was like, “PLEASE!” Could I have posed all these townies? Yes. But, I wasn't going to spend that much time getting things perfect. Then the Marcus & Eve argument sequence had to be done separately from the scene where Sal was waiting outside the cinema. So it didn’t take long, but I still had to make sure that I could get these scenes to ‘line up’ the way I wanted. But the best thing to do is to keep sims in the same household for scenes they’re in together. And also, sometimes to just see them generally do things on their own (like walk, box, or shower) is better than posing them.
Second, how are you so good at writing?! I DON’T KNOW. I’m honestly a super harsh critic of myself! I question the script and overthink my dialogue like nobody’s business. I also closely tie my writing with music, like I’m always listening to something or thinking of ways that a song can reflect my characters or story.
Third, what made you want to write about Eve? Well, Eve is my baby. 😭 But on the real, I wanted to write a romance. I don’t really let myself write romance. I’m really into crime & comedy with romance being more of a side thing. When I was younger I had a, ‘I’m not like other girls phase I don’t fall for CHEAP ROMANTIC PLOTS’ but as I’ve gotten older I’m like you know what? Romance is nice. Nothings wrong with it. I want to write something sweet and character driven. When it comes to Eve’s characterization I just love the boujee black girl aesthetic? I eat it up visually. But waaayy more importantly than that, I wanted to tell a story about female loneliness because I don’t feel like there’s enough media that portrays that. Sure, we have depictions of women’s rage or women embracing their sexuality, but where are stories of women who are in lonely solitude? Who struggle with not just boyfriends, but keeping adult friendships? I always felt like white male characters were allowed to be written in this matter, but women (E S P E C I A L L Y black women) aren’t. We also aren't really allowed to be shown as shy introverts, either. 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
Fourth, was there any research involved? For the boxing segment YES. I watched videos for beginners and took literal notes. Fifth, is that your personal reshade/gshade? So, I use reshade and the preset I use is called s-drama. But to be honest, I don’t even think I installed it right. Like, I have the textures and everything, but I really tampered with the other options to get a different effect than what’s shown in the preview images. Sixth, what do you use to edit your photos? Take my screenshots with reshade. THEN I take it to photopea (a good, FREE alternative to photoshop. Highly recommend it.) and enhance the color with a psd, although I have the psd’s strength cranked down to 34% sometimes higher depending on the scene. I blur things in the background and boom! It’s ready! (Then I put all the caps, both raw and edited on a hard drive cause yeah. I can’t have them taking up space.) ANYWAY THANK YOUUUU. 🥰🥰Everyday I see Marcus in my game (or if I’m dressing him up) I’m like you’re too cute to be doing this. I’m wasting a good looking sim on this bullshit. 😭😭
I hope you keep enjoying the story! There’s still a lot to cover. Will Eve enter a relationship with Sal?! Will Marcus redeem himself?! ( cause trust me, he’ll be reappearing eventually ❄️☃️ ) Will she EVER let go of her grandparent’s home!? Only time will tell!!
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S3 ep5
Current emotional status: FEAR
Cthulu Max has been on the rampage for a whole week!?
Ew, the narrator
Oh man, are they sending the airforce after him?
I really like Cthulu Max's design
Momma Bosco 💗
Oh hey, Norrington and Papierwaite are alive.
Superball are you saying you tried to send the Maimtrons up Max's--
Also he's acting president while Max is... deposed of.
Superball is only giving Sam until 6am :(
Featherly!
"Wandering around the moleman tunnels is no fun without Max."
"You got it all wrong, we're trying to help Max." "We will help him... to a generous serving of ass whooping."
"That is one rabbit who will be multiplied... into 2,000 smoldering pieces."
Carol ran off with Blustet
"I only want her to be happy, is all." Aw, Curt
Superball just admitted to having separation anxiety from Max
Ok Momma can't come but Papierwaite and Norringron can.
I like Norrington :)
GASP
Is it?
It is!
SYBIL!!!!
RETURN OF THE QUEEN
Oh, she is very pregnant
She was a wizard at one point?
She's gonna help!
Superball there's no such thing as acceptable losses
Abe has his body back
"Four score and seven tons of raw power"
HE CAN FLY NOW!?
Sybil, I love you, but why did you mod someone else's car???
Grandpa Stinky I love you
Oh, he just handed us the recipe for once.
Asdfff the spore maxes swarming Grandpa
They stole Grandpa's hotdogs
"We must feed the host! Piglets and sphinkters make us stronger!" "We regret nothing!"
Grandpa hasn't slept in three years
Sam just casually taking the last of Grandpa's corndogs
The spores are trying to get it
Lol Sam slapped them
Sal's alive!
He's hiding from Sam :(
Lol we can control Cthulu Max with Corndogs
Ew, the cornstarch got mixed in with the giant puddle 🤢 Looks gross
Love how Sybil completely ignores the Flaming Max head
Also the look of disappointment on the spore's face made me laugh
Fifth trimester???
The way the one Max spore by Grandpa's truck is bobbing in circles with his mouth open is making me laugh.
Sam showing concern for Sybil because she’s preggers 🥺
Her being pregnant with Abe's child implies that statues have working genital in this universe
She put a weiner scented airfreshener in the desoto
At least Sam and a Max spore seem to like that (of course they do)
"Sybil you're the best!" Hell yeah she is!
Sam's mind went to the color bar codes to prevent being traumatized by Sybil's oversharing
We drowned the desoto
Asdfgh Sam just botched slapped one of the spores for trying to say "that's none of your damn buisness."
Ew, Max's spine is pointing out
Oh hey, Satan and Jurgen
Why is Jurgen wearing his old fashioned clothes instead of his emo clothes?
Lol Sam snuck into frame to shout "Go Mets! New York rules!"
"--besides it's just a good and noble thing to do." "You're not familiar with my previous work, are you?"
"Sam, what happened to you to make you so cynical?" Gee, Jurgen, I wonder what could have possibly happened.
Oh so the water tower counts as vegetable oil because Momma did something to it
Pfft we can replace Satan's microphone with a corndog
Omg they jumped off the building to avoid Max
Oh, they're fine, and the oil is in the giant puddle.
I'm thankful to Featherly for giving us an egg but I'd have preferred not to watch him lay it. Granted it was just in a cartoon way but he still made weird noises
Also TRANS FEATHERLY 2021
"I desperately wanted to see that, sir. Ask him if he'll lay another one."
Oh hey, the Flaming Max heads helped heat up the giant desoto corndog
Since I'm playing this in 2021 the Maimtron's song references are super dated, which defeats Superball's efforts
Oooh! A unique opening sequence???
Oh this music is jazzy af
Sam really doesn't like the Max spores
Sam how do you already know what Max's insides look like???
"Even when he's not a collasal monster Max's food comas can last for weeks."
Ok we wake Max up with the coffee beans, right?
Yup!
The gi Max spore is so sad he doesn't get to come 😢
"But I'm a horrible monster!"
"I suppose Max's brain always looks like a living room?" "Well, Max is host to all kinds of weird parasites, and he likes to he a good host!" WHAT
No really, this brings up so many questions about lagomorphs. Are they some kind of Symbiote or something?
And a previous episode confirmed Max is amphibious
Max has tumors!!!
It shocked Sam!
"Eugh! Get away fake Max!" "Do you find my warmth... alarming, Sam?"
"What do nightmares taste like, anyway?" "Pepsi"
Max wants to be author 💗
He also writes fanfiction about Flint 🤣
I'd unironically read his books.
Tina Belcher voice: Friend fiction
Max has an experimental fusion jazz band???
"He just killed a great white shark--"
Max being completely unable to describe a woman is very gay of him. Good for him.
Max's brain teleported everyone to different parts of the body.
Found Sybil in the gym/legs
The brain is broadcasting Sam's thoughts???
Sam couldn't think of a joke for the medicine balls :(
"Wow Max is looking pretty buff. Would it be too weird if I asked him to turn around?"
Sam! Stop thinking bad things about Sybil's pregnancy she can hear you you putz!
She's upset with him now
"Can you believe this guy?" "I find the entire situation to be very contrived and misogynistic." Same spore Max, same.
Sam stop being so mean omg!
"I changed Sybil, I totally get the whole parenthood thing now." "Really now?" "Tax deductions."
In Max's inventory now
Y'know, I never really thought about it as a storage house
Hit The Road reference :3
Baby roach hatched in
"Pa..papa?" "Now I am little champion, now I am!"
Max has a Maximus shrine
Sam turned into a roomba!
Aw, he named it Sam Jr 🥺
We won Sybil back through his love of Sam Jr
Found the conjoined twins
Huh, Max lost as eye. Does that mean he has a glass one, or do lagomorphs have regenerative abilities?
Pfft we have to play twister to control his arma
The brain is messing with things again
Oh, we need a roach to operate the game because of radiation
Well, let's kidnap Sal
Oh, poor Girl Stinky. She's really going through it
Aw, Sal feels bad
Sal?
Honey, are alright?
He's dying???
He's not immune to irradiation!?
Oh no, he's gone
I'm so sad 😞
Gotta pick up Sam Jr. Before I control Max
They mad Max do a magical girl pose
Ugh the narrator is back
Wait, what?
He's Max's brain??? SUPEREGO???
WHAT
"I was always ignored" Yo if my super ego was as pretentious as you I 'd ignore it too 😤
He wants to kill himself and Max???
I know Max had a self loathing complex but holy shit
The super ego is perfectly fine with destroying half the east coast what a jerk
Just noticed Sam's tie is red. Had no idea about this while drawing PI!Sam lol
We have to help Max get his memories back to use the ASTRO projector
Skunkapes has three Sam clones imprisoned
Sam had canon ocd?
Gasp Gordon???
No, it's Sammun Mak
I love him, little child tyrant
Just make him a mobile brain in a jar and let Sam and Max adopt him
Why is Grandpa here?
He isn't talking like Stinky
Too polite
Sam sees it too
He's a space gorilla
They switched brains?
Found the cloning g chamber
Let's go to Momma's first
CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME
Superball is "wracked with guilt"
"Keep it together Superball. Sam will be able to save the day. He always does."
Ok, let's go to the cloning facility
I'm still thinking about poor Sal yo
FLIIIIIINT!
He's punching space apes!
Girl Stinky really playing up the evil Mistress role
The doggleganger has a bomb on him!!!
Wait so Girl really is a mermaid??? I thought that was just her aestetic
God I love Flint
Haha we tricked Skunkape with scooby doo villain tactics
Got the robot
Her water broke... and it was pennies
Max wants to save Sybil! 😭🥺💕
Super Ego is here
Oh now he wants to save Max
The only thing here are those records
Super Ego waved goodbye
Cthulu Max is cute when he cries
Wait What?
His head is on fire!
The maimtron hit him!
He waved goodbye... and teleported away.
He exploaded!!!!
He promised he'd take Sam with him and he didn't!!!!
AAAAAAH
I thought the dead Max thing was popular angst fanon fic thingy!
We're cloning Max?
It didn't work 😭😭😭😭😭
Superball ran off crying
Oh God the credits are just Sam walking sadly what the hell
He's not even stopping to fight any crime 😢
💔💔💔
God the way he's clinging to himself
What?
The elevator???
MAAAAX
he's back???
Past Max???
He blew his Sam up???
Wait hold on I'm glad they're together again but this doesn't fix anything
There's so much trauma from this season
All the horrible things that happened during 301-304 happened in like 3 days tops, then Sam had to deal with Max being a monster for a week before watching him die!
And the new (?) Max had BLOW HIS SAM UP!!!
And they left the franchise like that for a decade????
What the hell?
I want to be happy but this shit is going to consume my brain for the next week at least what the hell
Aaaaaaah!
Like maybe they really do just brush it off but it feels unlikely
I know Max has a connection with his other selves so it'll be easier for him to adjust but certainly Sam is going to notice the discrepancies since he doesn't get the same deal
Someone told me there were multiple endings hold on
Aw, they walked off into the sunrise together
But still
AAAAAAAAH
#sam and max#freelance husbands#sam and max freelance police#sam & max#sam & max freelance police#freelance police#lee plays sam and max#305#what the hell#flint paper#agent superball#momma bosco#sybil pandemik#sal s&m#general skun ka'pe#girl stinky#sammun mak#don't @ me I'm crying
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(CLOSETED) SONIA + MOTHERHOOD
Sonia found out she was pregnant during flu season. And when someone coughs in your mouth during flu season in a PUBLIC AREA it makes your symptoms hard to determine. A friend of hers had suggested the idea that she was pregnant, but Sonia disputed it. Said it was just the weather. When she goes to the doctor, she learns she’s pregnant and immediately tells her friend she jinxed her.
But with that being said, Sonia took the news incredibly well. Better than Rosie would have, or Eve. Her logic was, “I make ok money and I’ve been wanting a baby for awhile so this is great!” Abortion never crossed her mind. People told her she needed to find out who the father of the child was but Sonia was uninterested in doing so. This was because the last guy she slept with was mobbed up and she didn’t want to bring that nonsense into her life.
Sonia became obsessed with the idea of having a daughter, she often compared her pregnancy to her moms when she was pregnant with Rosie. From craving certain fruits to her stomach being shaped a certain way, Sonia was sure her kid would be a girl and she swore that she was going to raise her to do whatever she wanted, to wear whatever she wanted, to play with whatever toys she wanted. Basically Sonia thought, I’m going to see this as an opportunity to fix my childhood.
When Sonia found out she was having a boy she was disappointed. Visibly so. But she eventually came around. Decided Stefani II could instead be named Stefano - she felt Stevie was a cute American name, and if he wanted to wear dresses or play with pony’s that was fine with her too!
Approaching three years old, Stefano gravitated to boyish things. There were times when he asked for a pink frosted donut and, he wanted a brunette Barbie once because it looked like his mom. He ended up cutting most of its hair before the year was over. Sonia did find herself enjoying to play with Stefano because he allowed her to tap into her masculine side whether it be in the stuff he wanted to watch, or if he wanted her to make voices for his figurines.
Before becoming butch, Stefano once told Sonia that she was part mom, part dad and it privately made her cry. He saw no one else as being paternal to him, except for Sal and Job @bornfornothin but he knew they were just men he was sometimes with. When Sonia asked Stefano if he would ever care about cutting her hair, Stefano was apathetic (before asking for his own haircut) When Sonia cuts her hair, Stefano is happy they look alike, because if he gets lost they’ll know who to take him to.
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Hi!!! I was the anon that sent the Reader dating Steven Universe headcanon, and im glad you agreed and I got yandere Steven stuck in your head! I was wondering if I could be 🥀🦋 Anon just so you know it's me!
Anyway I have more Todoroki Reader Dating Character thoughts, today I present you you-
Sal Fisher from SallyFace
Now, Sal is not what people would call normal, but that's what makes him so interesting and what drew you to him in the first place
You of course started dating in secret, Sal is a short insecure baby and he doesn't want to scare you or you family :'( ((little does he know))
But the more you hang out with him, and the more time you spend away for you family they start to wonder where you are all the time, and that's when they find out
They are mortified! Who is this boy? Why is he wearing the mask? Why does he have a glowing guitar? They have so many questions Y/n and they demand answers!
Now Sal is a man with nothing to lose, he lost his mom, made friends (some of them ghosts), had to kill his family and friends, was betrayed by someone he wanted to consider a lover, was killed and brought back from the dead, and Sal isn't one to hide and be betrayed so before you started dating he let you know what you were getting into, he wasn't going through heart break again from a 'lover'
And you knew and at first, was worried but after some explaining, proof of the ghosts to show he wasn't crazy, and some promises and a touch of trust, you ended up in a happy and expecting relationship 💙
Sal is yandere like Steven but is more of a worshipper type, Sal thinks you are perfect no matter what happens to you, insecure about a scar? He'll open up about he is insecure about his scars and tells you your perfect. He also writes songs for you! But while Steven was a ukulele Sal has an electric guitar so his songs are quite the Gothic Grunge style to it.
Sal loves staying with you in his room headbanging to some metal with Gizmo curled up on your lap, or dancing and jumping around while obnoxiously yelling out the words to your favorite songs.
Now to the family and there reaction
Rei is about to lose her shit, this boy is not at all what she wants! I mean she never wanted you to date anyway but-Him..... really!? This boy with long raggy-cut hair with one of his eyes in a cold glassed stare all the time staring into her soul? Hell no!
Enji again is having an internal battle with himself, he loves how happy you are dancing with Sal screAming song lyrics while giggling at each other, but you are his little girl, and something is... Off about this boy, he just can't think of what...
Fuyumi doesn't like it at all, he is a terrible influence! That music will make your ears bleed Y/n! He is trying to hurt you! And he is going to break your heart! She just knows it! Ap just call it off now ok?
Natsuo does not approve, this boy is going to kill you! He did it to his own family! His friends! His niece! He would kill you so fast y/n without a second thought, he can't be trusted!! Plus HE SMOKES THAT WEED!! HE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT Y/N?!
Shoto is not a fan of Sal either, he finds his mask creepy, and his hair to be messy, and his brother is an even worse influence on you! You hang around them BOTH all the time! They will corrupt you! He doesn't like the idea of that at all! :-(
Dabi could arguably be the worst, he picks on Sal for his scard face and the prosthetic he uses, now Sal is by no means affected by anything Dabi or the whole family says.... However, that doesn't mean he won't milk the hell out of it if you are around 'Y/n his feelings are hurt he needs hugs and kisses :'(
Hawks is a blessing for this Family at this point, he tracks you two all.the.time, and when he saw you two tangled up together in his bed with his soft Alt playlist playing with Gizmo laying by your feet, as sal with his mask of scard face full for you to see as you whisper sweet words to him about how he was so pretty and brushing his tears away with kisses... Hawks flew so fast to tell the rest of the family!!
Now Sal is not scard at all, cuz you are locked together at this point and if they did manage to kill him, he gave you his ghost tacking/communicate device, so you can still talk while he fixes up his body and comes back just like he did before!! Only this time coming back he learns all the families tricks 💙
I hope you enjoy my Reder x 'Character' 🥀🦋
Of course you can be 🥀🦋 anon
Honestly, it’s known enough that enji will do every bit of digging he can. Once he finds out what sal did it’s over. This family will not let you talk to a murderer (even tho you talk to dabi). Listen I'm just saying rei is maybe gonna hire an assassin to murder Sal so it can look like an accident.
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I posted 520 times in 2021
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My Top Posts in 2021
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Sam and Max OC!! I'm about 70% done with season 2 now ehehe, already looking forwards to season 3 lmaoo- You know I can't resist ocs. Considering it's a universe in which dogs, rabbits, chickens, rats and other assorted animals like sea chimps can talk I don't see why cats would be off the table?? Weird they seem to be mostly pets. Projected a little of myself here, that and writing English characters is just fundamentally easier for myself cause y'know, I live it. Was very tempted to have her come from my city but I didn't think the accent would fit... Sam & Max Freelance Police (c) Steve Purcell
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Smurf Screenshots that activate my flight or fight response:
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Uh so yeah sorry I’ve been procrastinating the animatic for like two days now my bad but I won’t give up I swear ;w;
Got onto the topic of a little adult SP au I’ve been working on, this is part of the Kenny/Butters arc collide <3
Gonna leave out minor details, but to cut a very long story short, Butters grows up to be a social worker, and owns a new SP care home for kids. Kenny left South Park at 18 to pursue a career a couple of states away, hoping to avoid more deaths in SP. During this time he gets into a dysfunctional relationship with a woman who eventually winds up having their daughter, Lucy. Due to his gf cheating, Kenny and the gf split and he is supposed to have 50/50 custody, but is chased away from his daughter by the other man, who threatens him. Kenny changes all of his socials to avoid being harassed, and returns to SP, eventually earning a job as a health and safety manager for a warehouse, and does ok for the time being.
A couple of years later, Butter’s foster home is given a young girl with PTSD(she had witnessed an abusive step father shoot her mother and threaten to kill her too before police were called) to take care of, who’s favourite past time is blowing bubbles, earning her nickname. Butters gets to know and earn Bubbles’ trust, but it’s not until a couple of months later when he actually gets around to her file (it was a pretty big one and he’s a busy man) that he realises something important. The authorities had not been able to contact Bubbles’ father due to him vanishing it seemed, but had enough info to know his hometown was in SP, so that’s where they delivered her. Butters has an important conversation to have with his friend the next day, one he fears won’t go so well, but which ends up joyous never the less.
Butters and Kenny (c) South Park
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I've been playing 'The Fractured But Whole' a lot this weekend XD So yeah I got dragged into South Park by @/Cartoonlover20 - I didn't think I would much but I was surprised! Butters Stotch is just the absolute baby >u< Also I got to beat up Stephen Stotch which is truly an ambition worth achieving Anyways Bunny is my absolute ultimate <3 so Professor Chaos / Mysterion also just ,,, has that certain something. Oh yeah, hero x villain, one of my favourite tropes of all time >:3 Butters and Kenny (c) South Park
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I LOVE Sal the cockroach but I phsyically cannot play season 3 and not think of him as Kronk in a cockroaches body
Or, as I like to think of it; a Kronkroach.
Sal (c) Sam & Max
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a review of Haunted Castle on Hallows Eve (Magic Tree House book)
because some friends were waxing nostalgic for these books, and I never read them, and so I finally picked up a few of them.
looks promising? castles and stuff.
wait, didn’t these kids go learn about dinosaurs, but now there’s Merlin? Ok... we’re just going with it. (idk, The Time Warp Trio was MY jam back in the day.)
stuff happens, they meet someone who barks at them, but it’s a friend, also there’s Merlin for like a micro second, anyway they get to the castle
what
Wait, this is legit kind of scary and creepy. I don’t like this. Little kid me would have not liked it either. I was not expecting to be actually spooked.
....“safe from the bone” is a pretty good line.
anyway it turns out there’s a pretty easy explanation: there’s a ghost/invisible dog thing carrying the bone. Whew! we like to see some order and reason around here.
Moving on,
sick! they all turn into ravens! that’s what I’m talking about. Classic. also they fly around and do stuff as ravens.
(Animorphs was also my jam back in the day, why do you ask. I’m too scared to reread it now though.)
oh shit look who showed up. well at least the Raven King is polite.
Now I need to explain some context. And the context is: what image do you think of, reading this? Your immediate mental character design, based on the description?
Below is something like what assumed:
Real scraggity - maybe Howl’s Moving Castle movie version Howl (in bird mode) plus general scruffyness. This wierdo lives with, and resides, over some corvids.
Anyway,
below is what the illustrator, Sal Murdocca, slaps on the page.
who tf
pecs + armor muscle
what
I thought this character was a nerd who had a bird beak for a nose, what is this
I’ve been reading a book full of placid drawings of children wandering around and cute little ravens - where did this come from. Sal Murdocca letting loose I guess.
Anyway here’s another shot of the raven king
To wrap up the story, the protagonist kids save the day, the raven king turns into a baby raven (!?), the ghost dog turns back into a real dog, etc etc.
The children walk through Ye Olde Town
frankly the two kids look kinda bored here. Like they’re trying to be politely excited. 30 books in, they’ve seen it all.
The two children go back to their own time, it’s halloween,
oh my god, the protagonist kids aren’t even trying. I know the gag is that they are now not scared of pretend costumes, after their adventures - but these kids look seriously jaded. Meanwhile, take a study of these fellow childrens’ costumes. They’re actually pretty well crafted. Like, effort / money went into those. Also because Sal Murdocca once again went a lil wild and drew the hell out of that hairy eye ball. Anyway, these kids could at least pretend to be a little scared, even if they are jaded adventures, just for the other kids’ sake. Right now they look like they’re giving the royal wave to passerbyers.
Final notes: Although I came upon these books years too late, I could see younger kid me maybe getting into this book in particular. I did already have Animorphs, The Time Warp Trio, and also Camp Haunted Hills (esp book 3 with the time travel) - maybe my taste was a little more out there / different than what the Magic Tree House books offered?
Bonus: Also, I saw that the current edition of this book has this cover -
which tbh is probably savvier from a marketing perspective. “slap that sal murdocca version raven king on the cover STAT,” I can see the marketing team saying. Personally, I’m still glad I went in not knowing anything and having my wtf moment when I saw the illustration reveal of the raven king.
(Also, for some reason, the marketing team/whoever deciding - “and UP the muscles even more on the raven king on the cover.” Because... these book are ‘More challenging adventures for experienced readers, ages 7-10’ (from the publisher site) and that’s what we do?)
Also small nitpick but I read the chain mail as more silvery (in sal murdocca’s pencil drawings), not the sameish charcoal black as the raven kind’s skin color. (Also sal murdocca‘s illustration was better tbh, I’m assuming someone else maybe illustrated this cover. idk who, because I started looking around the website and both illustrators involved in this series have chops, so idk who did this cover)
Also, wait, is the brother pushing his little sister towards the raven king? There’s a lot happening in this cover.
#Magic Tree House#sal murdocca#Haunted Castle on Hallows Eve#mary pope osborne#I semi kind of work in kidlit and end up reading books like this and doing this kind of nitpicking a lot#books
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The Worst Vacation
Pairing: Drew Starkey x Plus Size Reader
Summary: Your boyfriend surprises you on your vacation with your work friends...
Note: Inspired by my trip to AZ which was terrible so this is kind of based off real events that happened to me but dramatized for the story, and of course inserting my baby daddy Drew😛.
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Life works in funny ways…
I never expected to find the love of my life a little over a year ago. Drew came unexpectedly into my life and we instantly had a connection. I know, I know...sounds extremely cliche, but it’s the truth.
Although our relationship was mostly long distance, we made it work. Sure it was really hard sometimes not having him around, but once I graduated from college we planned on moving in together. It might seem a bit fast since we have only been together a year, but I’m ready and I know Drew’s the one I want to spend forever with.
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I go on vacation with a girl I work with every year, Sally, since I started working with her two years ago. This year, we chose to go to Arizona. I was super excited because we had also planned on going to Las Vegas and Los Angeles.
Drew was extremely supportive and was happy that I was getting the opportunity to travel. I was hesitant with wanting to go at first because I had wanted to save up enough money to visit Drew while he was filming.
However, we both agreed his schedule was too hectic at the time and that we wouldn’t be able to properly spend time with each other. We were both disappointed, but still I was excited to go with my friend.
Or so I thought…
The trip was slowly turning into a disaster, everything that could have gone wrong did. My friend had brought along her niece, Caroline, which I didn’t mind despite not knowing her very well. It felt like the trip was mainly focused on them and I was just there to be the chauffeur.
I called Drew the first three nights of my stay crying because they were so awful to me. Drew being the sweet man he is offered to pay for a flight home, but I declined. I already had spent too much money to not finish out the trip.
“But sweetheart, if you’re not having a good time there’s no point in being there.” Drew pressed, his handsome face lighting up my phone screen.
“I know honey, but I’ve already spent a thousand dollars for this trip. I can’t just come home and leave them here.” I sighed, snuggling further into what would be my bed for another 10 dreadful days.
“I’ll give you the money back angel, I just don’t want you to be miserable when this is supposed to be a relaxing trip.” Drew insisted.
“I’m not taking your money Drew you spoil me enough.” I smiled, wishing more than anything he was lying here with me so I could kiss his cute face.
“I always want to spoil you baby, you mean the world to me.” he professed, grinning widely afterwards.
“I miss you so much,” I whispered, my heart aching to feel his strong arms around me.
“I miss you more,” he whispered back, pouting his lips slightly.
We talked until one of us fell asleep only to call back the next morning. My friends even had the nerve to comment on how much I talked to him.
“It’s a little obsessive...I mean you guys have been together for what a year?” Sally condescended, narrowing her eyes at me.
“Yeah? So what?” I questioned, the annoyance clear in my tone.
“I’m just saying it’s weird.” she scoffed, crossing her arms behind her head as we laid out in the sun by our pool.
“It’s weird for me to talk to my boyfriend?” I asked, making sure I was extra sarcastic.
“Every second of the day...yeah.” she chuckled, making my blood boil even higher.
I chose to be the bigger person however, and just kept to myself.
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The 5th day of my vacation, I hadn’t heard from Drew the whole day. It worried me, but I was also thinking about what Sally said. Maybe I was being clingy…
A knock on the door startled me from my thoughts. I thought maybe one of the girls had ordered food or something, so I opened the door and my mouth dropped open.
“Hi baby,” Drew greeted, my eyes watering from pure joy.
“Drew! What are you doing here?!” I asked excitedly, throwing myself in his arms.
“I came to see my baby,” he mumbled into my cheek, placing a gentle kiss on the red skin from being in the sun.
“Are you actually fucking kidding me?!” Sally exclaimed from behind us.
“Well nice to meet you too.” Drew mumbled sarcastically while letting go of me but not completely.
“Chill Sally, he’s just here a few days.” I huffed, rolling my eyes as I turned to face her.
“This is supposed to be OUR vacation!” She reiterated, throwing her arms out.
“It still is our vacation,” I emphasized.
“Not when you’ll be all over your boyfriend!” she shouted.
“I barely get to see him as it is Sal, you know that.” I said softly, trying to gain an empathy pass so she would just leave me alone.
“Whatever,” she sighed, clearly irritated as she stomped off.
I paid her no mind since she threw fits all the time like this. I pulled Drew to the room I was staying in, slamming the door shut. Drew threw his stuff by mine, then smirked at me and tackled me on the bed. I let out a little squeal, beaming up at the handsome man that I got to call mine.
“I’m so happy now,” I confessed, biting down on my lip to try and keep my tears in.
“Me too my love,” Drew whispered, sealing our lips for the first real kiss we had shared in a long time.
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Today was the day we were taking a drive to Las Vegas, which I was very very excited for. It was a nice change to wake up to soft kisses instead of Sally barging in here and demanding I wake up.
“Good morning beautiful,” Drew murmured in his deep morning voice, his kisses continuing their loving assault.
“This is a very nice wake up,” I giggled, snuggling further into him.
Drew hummed in agreement against the skin of my neck, his slight stubble tickling the delicate area. His large hands felt up the curve of my hips, taking my(his) shirt with them.
Drew had always claimed since we started dating that he was obsessed with the wide curves that I hated more than anything. He even said he loved how thick my thighs were, which I never thought in a million years I’d hear come from a man’s mouth.
“I love you, my girl. ” he whispered, my heart fluttering in my chest.
“I love you, my man.” I whispered back.
Our moment was rudely interrupted when Sally banged on the door saying we needed to hurry up. I couldn’t control my eyes from rolling in annoyance as Drew and I untangled from each other. We got ready quickly before making our way to the car to start the four hour trip.
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The drive was smooth sailing, Drew and I taking turns driving while Sally pouted about having to sit in the back. My hand clenched Drew’s tightly at her sly comments. Luckily, Drew wasn’t having it with her since he knew I wouldn't say anything.
“So this is the guy you’ve been obsessing over for the past year?” she asked snootily, knowing it would irritate me.
“I think it’s more like I’m obsessed with her.” Drew spoke up, squeezing my hand before smiling at me.
“Really? She never shuts up about you.” Sally retorted, raising a challenging brow at him.
“Well, I’m glad because I’m the same way with my friends, they love her.” Drew chuckled, but I could tell he was just as irritated as I was.
We stopped to get gas thankfully or otherwise I would have exploded. I stomped inside to the restrooms, slamming the stall door shut.
I got in the drivers side after I came out, Drew waiting by the door to open it for me. I smiled small at him, getting on my tipey toes to kiss him quickly before getting in.
We finally had made it, but things were not looking good. I had accidentally ended up in the old part of Vegas instead of the main strip, and Sally blew up on me.
“How can you be so fucking stupid is it really that hard to type shit in on a map?!” she screeched.
“It’s not that big of a deal, we're not far,” Caroline commented, annoyed with her aunt's attitude.
“God this is a fucking disaster I don’t even want to be here anymore!” she shouted, my hands gripped the steering wheel tightly. Drew sat in silence, not sure what to do to diffuse the tension.
“God will you just shut up! I don’t know where every fucking place is in the world! This is my first time here just as it is yours, now just shut the hell up and let me concentrate!” I finally snapped, angrily typing on my phone to figure out where we needed to be.
I found where Caesar’s Palace was located, and they just so happened to have free parking as well. I slammed the gas and took us there. Drew and I got out of the car, but Sally and Caroline didn’t budge.
A few minutes later, Caroline storms out of the car slamming the door as hard as she could. She rushed past Drew and I, heading towards the exit.
“I’m sorry y/n, I hate that she treats you like that.” Caroline spoke up once we exited the parking garage.
“I’m used to it, she talks to me like that at work too.” I confessed, Drew whipping his head towards me.
“Y-You never told me that…” he murmured, looking down at me with an almost hurt expression.
I shook my head at him, signaling now was not the time.
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Sally threw her tantrum, then met us in the Bellagio. We sort of made up, but I did it merely so the rest of the day wasn’t awkward. Drew was quiet, probably still a bit upset with me.
We toured the hotel, the decorative flowers and artistry truly breathtaking. We ended up in front of Hell’s Kitchen where we would be eating later tonight. Drew and I took some pictures together to post on our stories while Sally and Caroline walked towards Caesar’s Palace.
“I wish you’d let me say something,” Drew blurted, sitting on one of the steps with me standing between his legs.
“No Drew, it will just make things worse.” I sighed, leaning into him.
“She’s so mean to you my love, I don’t like it.” he stated, his arms coming around me.
“I’ll be ok baby,” I mumbled, playing with his hair while smiling down at him.
“How about...you and I sneak away.” Drew suggested, tapping his fingers on my hips.
“Then they’d really be pissed,” I chuckled.
“We can just say we got lost.” he shrugged.
“Why do I feel like you’re up to something Starkey?” I questioned, raising my brow at him.
“I may or may not have booked us a room for today.” he grinned slyly, suddenly pulling me tight against him.
“To cuddle?” I teased, smirking as I ran my hands up his chest to the hairs at the back of his neck.
“Well yes...but also to fuck.” Drew said bluntly, smiling as I gasped at him.
“Joseph Starkey!” I exclaimed, giggling as my cheeks turned a deep shade of red.
“Baby come on it’s been sooooo long, my balls are aching.” he whined, cupping his hand over his manhood.
“Awwww are they? My poor baby boy.” I pouted, rubbing his cheeks with my thumbs.
He nodded, his lips pouting out as well. I couldn’t help the smile widening on my face, his cute pout making my insides melt.
“Let’s go then Drewbear,” I giggled, pulling his arms to stand up.
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We quickly checked in, rushing up to the room. I didn’t have time to appreciate the beauty of the room, Drew immediately spinning me around and lifting me into his arms. Drew laid us down on the bed, my phone rang out, no doubt one of the girls calling.
“Drew, I-I should get that.” I panted, his kisses moving down my neck. I felt his hand snake down my body, reaching into my pocket to take out my phone.
“They’ll be fine without us,” Drew smirked, lifting up and silencing my phone.
“Drew I should at least text the-” I started, but stopped talking when Drew took his shirt off.
“Sorry baby, were you saying something?” he asked rhetorically, smirking at my staring eyes. I shook my head, my eyes traveling down his toned form.
Drew stared down at me, his gaze sending chills down my spine. His hands traveled from my knees, down my thighs, up until they reached the bottom of my shirt. His eyes flickered to mine, and I nodded my head. Drew’s hands went under my shirt, my breath hitching in my throat.
I lifted my hands, sitting up a little so Drew could take my shirt off. He tossed it to the ground with his, while he did that, I unhooked my bra and threw it in the same direction before laying back down. Drew’s hands ventured towards my breasts as his lips explored the skin of my collarbones, lightly nipping at the area. I couldn’t contain the moan that escaped when Drew lightly rolled my nipples between his fingers,
“Fuck,” I whispered, my nails lightly digging into his scalp as I tugged on his hair.
Drew wasted no time in getting to where he really wants. He shoved off both our pants and underwear, situating me just how he likes before he buried his face in me. His tongue worked wonders, licking and sucking on each spot that made me tick.
“Oh my, baby please don’t stop.” I begged, my back arching slightly off the bed as my legs started enclosing towards his head. Drew lifted his head momentarily to stick two of his fingers in gently, my eyes rolled to the back of my head.
“My girl has such a pretty pussy.” he commented, his breath ghosting over where his tongue had just been.
I moaned loudly at his praise, gripping the sheets between my fingers as I felt my orgasm just in reach. Drew smiled as his mouth went back to work, his fingers increasing their pace as well. I could feel the band about to snap, my legs shaking the closer I got. With just the slight curl of his fingers, the flick of his tongue, and I was done for.
“I’m-” I gasped, not finishing my sentence as my orgasm hit me like a freight train.
“Mmmmm fuck yes baby,” Drew groaned, working me through it as he watched the cum drip from his fingers and onto the bed sheets.
Drew took his fingers from me, sliding them in his mouth to suck them clean. My stomach fluttered watching him, it was the hottest thing I had ever seen him do. He then grabbed my hips and flipped us over so I was on top, my head spinning a bit from the quickness of his movements.
“My turn princess,” Drew smiled, kissing my lips hotly before lying back down.
I smirked down at him, kissing my way down his body. I got to his vline, leaving my mark down it until I got to his dick. I licked from his balls to the tip, squealing lightly when his hand was suddenly in my hair. His chest was moving at a rapid pace, his eyes burning into mine as I took him in my mouth.
“I missed your mouth so much my love, fuck it’s so good.” he moaned, throwing his head back.
I moved my head up and down, using my hands to meet my mouth with what I couldn’t fit in my mouth. His grip on my hair tightened, pushing my head slightly. I gagged once I got to the base, taking a deep breath as my eyes watered.
“I’m gonna cum,” Drew panted, thrusting his hips into my mouth as I sucked harder. I pulled all the way up, sucking on his tip and flicking my tongue as fast as I could. He moaned as he came, spurting his seed into my mouth.
“Let me see, did you swallow it all my good girl?” Drew asked, pulling my hair so my mouth was removed from him.
“Mhm,” I hummed as I showed him my tongue that was clean.
Drew smiled at me, moving his hold to either side of my face and smashing my mouth to his. I held his wrists, moaning softly into his mouth as I shuffled closer.
“Come on beautiful, I want to see you on top.” Drew whispered, helping me straddle his waist and inserting himself inside me.
“Oh my god, Drew.” I groaned, digging my nails into his shoulders.
“Fuck baby, you feel so good.” Drew grinned, helping me move on top of him.
I rolled my hips into his, the tip of his cock hitting my gspot which had me a moaning mess. Drew slid a hand down so his thumb rubbed against my clit, a high pitched whine flying from my lips as I moved faster.
“I could live in your pussy,” Drew moaned, his thumb pressing harder.
“Drew,” I pleaded, throwing my head back before coming back to stare into his beautiful blue eyes.
“Would you like that baby? To sit on my cock all day?” he growled, thrusting his hips upwards to meet mine as I came down.
“Yes, I would love it.” I whimpered.
“I can feel how close you are my love, cum with me.” he demanded, but I was already there before he finished his sentence.
“F-uck baby,” I squeaked, my body going to cloud nine as I shook on top of him.
Drew came seconds later, burying himself inside of me. I laid my head on his shoulder, ran out of energy to keep myself upwards.Drew held me to him, laying back on the bed as we calmed down.
“Ok?” he asked.
“Amazing,” I answered.
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After we met up with Sally and Caroline, explaining how ‘lost’ we were, we ate dinner at Hell’s Kitchen. It was amazing, but definitely not worth the price. We walked around a few more shops in Caesar’s Palace, actually getting lost and taking a while to find the way out.
Once we did, we came across a group of men walking by…
“Damn she thicc,” one commented.
“Ooooh she got a nice one, hello!” another yelled.
Drew turned around to say something, but I yanked his hand to keep walking.
“Do not,” I hissed.
Drew instead to make it clear I was taken, placed his hand directly on my ass.
“Drew! We’re in public!” I whisper yelled, but he made no move to remove his hand.
“I don’t give a fuck,” he shrugged.
“Hey baby! Why don’t you leave your pretty boy to be with a man for a night!” someone else called, Drew’s eyes narrowing.
I was suddenly airborne, Drew bending down and lifting me into his arms. I wrapped my legs around his waist, surprised to say the least.
“Drew! Put me down!” I yelped, holding on to his shoulders.
“Apparently, these boys need to know you’re taken.” Drew snapped, tightening his grip on me.
“Seriously babe, you’re gonna hurt your back.” I mumbled.
“Didn’t you say your feet were hurting babydoll?” he questioned.
“Yes, but Drew-” I started.
“You’re light as a feather my love, I could carry you all day.” he spoke softly, kissing my nose before coming to a stop in front of the water show between Caesar’s Palace and the Bellagio. He sat me on the railing, standing between my legs with his hands placed on my hips. I kissed his cheek, smiling at how sweet and protective this man of mine was.
“I love you,” I whispered.
“I love you baby,” he whispered back, sealing the deal with a soft kiss as the water show ended.
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True Colors Breakdown!
Ok I may or may not spent 30 minutes crying after the episode ends. THIS EPISODE IS SO GOOD! HOLY MOLY THE ANIMATION, THE MUSIC, IT'S SO GOOD! CANT BELIEVE THEY'VE DONE THAT TOO-JFC! I cried like twice during the episode too, it's so AHHHHHH! Anyway this will be a list of details I noticed in this episode!
Marcy is preparing for PSAT even through she's like in 7th grade
Sasha's name on Marcy's phone have crown emoji
A picture of ladybug!
Sasha carved her name to the side of library table
BILL CIPHER BILL CIPHER
Marcy's house have those Chinese guardian lion statues
Some of things in thrift shop include: moai statue, meteoroid, lava lamp, flashlight, dishes, lamp, UFO air refresher(?), old telephone, radio, a travel bag, boots, golfing clubs, a mop, and a shovel
A shop in the background have a sign read "Bail Bonds"
Frobo doing >-< eye
Anne, Sprig, and Polly slide down Joe's wing exactly the same way as in "First temple"
We can see an undercover toad in the scene where they're walking toward the palace
Marcy's theme played when she said "make u wish it could last forever huh?"
Grime's roar is bought back from "Toadcatcher"
Marcy is visually nervous in the background when Anne is angry
Sasha really feel hurt when Anne said she's done being friend with her, also Anne's theme being played
Marcy tried to keep her friends together, continuation of "The Dinner" where she prevent her friend from fighting
Anne is REALLY upset
Sal's sandwich shop from the episode "Little Frog Town"
Anne calling Frobo "A big metal baby", like when Polly called Frobo a baby
A lot of callback from Anne's speech: "Cannibals"(A Night at the Inn), "giant killer moth"(The Domino Effect), "combining vegetable" (Handy Anne)
Hop Pop being actor is continuation of him being theatre major and episode "caravan named desire"
"Charlie Big Bottom" is mentioned(HP's pet that he mentioned from episode The Domino Effect)
Wilhelm Scream
"Spranne against the world" ;-;
The doorstop is made by "BIG OL' Doorstops Inc.", they really make good product
Sasha isn't happy when looking at her reflection, unlike Anne who is happy with her's in Bessie&MicroAngelo
Mossman can be seen on bottom left in picture
Shadowfish(?) can be seen on bottom right of the picture
Grime vs Sprig from Amphibialand pilot!
Grime use his glowing eye to see(another question solved!)
Sprig has become physically stronger since ss1
Anne's sword was dropped to where she was being chased by mob back in "Lost in Newtopia"
Anne use Sasha's cape against her, like how Sasha use it during Reunion
When Andrias is telling his story, music box's theme can be heard
Also: the toad and frog from the painting
The frog is the one who stole the box
Burger shop and Gertie from "Scavenger Hunt" can be seen dodging lightning
The bottom-pyramid part is where that creature lived is it?
The fountain from "Marcy at the Gates" can be seen
Andrias is planning to invade Earth
Captain Aldo's 100% dead now
Andrias call Marcy "Mar-mar," using Marcy's trust with him as a weapon
Sasha backed away instantly, but Anne is willing to listen for a while
Marcy holding Anne's hand similar to how she do it in MATG
"Look at how much you both grow, look at Sprig! I give you Sprig! I give you everything!" She is trying to defend herself she tried to use logic to and start to become more and more desperate
Even Sprig is backing away from Marcy
Marcy is smiling while having crying begging for them to understand...it's too real
Marcy's theme can be heard
Props to Haley Tju for making me cry
"I just don't want to be alone," she let go of everything and tell the truth cause she couldn't take the feeling of guilt and loneliness
"Well I guess thats what you get for pouring your heart out over me on flipwart," this show how Andrias got Marcy's trust or Marcy holding up guilt for so long that she's willing to vent to the next person she trust...maybe both
Andrias saying "here we go" while rolling his eyes, this may mean Andrias heard like tons of monologue before
Anne's theme played when Anne cut Sasha's rope
"let's have some fun," Andrias is not even taking this *that* seriously at first
Marcy's theme can be heard when she fires her crossbow
Frobo's "blood" can be seen
Sprig calling Andrias a bully, just like how he called Sasha a bully in reunion
"He is my best friend, in this world, or any other world," is similar to Sasha saying "we're the best team in this, or any other world," back in Barrel's Warhammer
"That's the thing about friend isn't it? The more you love them the more it hurts when they go" Andrias speaking from his experience here
Anne's flashback include: "Anne or Beast", "Reunion", and season 1 ending credit scene ;-;
Props to Brenda Song for making me cry when she said "Give him back!"
No Big Deal leitmotif is played throughout this scene
"Look like she can't control it," Andrias knew the box can give its user power
Anne's theme is played again when Sprig running to hug Anne
Grime aimed for Andrias' leg again, just like beginning of the episode
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
"I'm sorry for everything"
One of her eye slowly closed before they other
There is a truck with the word "Home Movers" written and a taxi in the background with the sign "Ub-r"
I can't believe they took one of the fan's favorite character and make her reach lowest point and then DIE afterward. When Marcy is telling Anne about how she doesn't want to be alone it's just...too real. I spent 30 minutes crying when I finished watching the episode. It's just...UGGGHHHH THIS SHOW IS TOO GOOD! The dialogues, the interactions, the characters, the musics, the animations, the callbacks, the continuity....it's just...so good. I wonder what will happen in season 3(I will probably be doing breakdown of the ss3 intro tmr), there's so much to cover!
Overall season 2 is such a good season, it raised the stakes, introduce new characters, have many memorable moments, and I especially like how it reflected Anne's growth from season 1. FREAKING 10/10 SEASON!
...also I probably gonna cry every time I eat mint chocolate chip ice cream now or see Marcy on screen now. send help or therapist plz.
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Make ME
Title: Make Me Creator: Purple_ducky00 Rating: Teen Warnings: none applicable Relationship: Sam/bucky Square Filled: O3 – Undercover Mission for @samwilsonbingo Summary: Sam and Bucky get under each other’s skin, and neither of them can stand the other. How long til these idiots learn that it’s not hate, but love between them? Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29754915
Prompted from this post by @rambeaus
“Who died and made you king?” Bucky grumbles.
Sam throws up his hands in annoyance. “For fuck’s sake Barnes! You know this is the best way to do this!”
“No, I don’t! This way has many flaws. The slightest movement could set off a chain reaction of…” Bucky’s tirade is cut off by Natasha walking between them with sterile gloves and picking up the mouse trap, sticking the remains of the mouse and the trap in a plastic bag. She rolls her eyes at them and walks out of the kitchen.
“Do you see what you just did there? This could have all been taken care of if you just listened to me!” Sam growls.
Smirking Bucky turns away. “Bite me.”
Sam’s temper flares as he watches Bucky walk away. What is it about the soldier that makes Sam’s blood boil? Every interaction they have ends in an argument… And for some reason, Rhodes had put them on the same team! When a few deep breaths don’t calm him down, Sam heads to the gym. Might as well let out some aggression on something he can’t hurt.
++++++++ “What were you thinking putting those two on the same team?” Tony laughs as he lays down in his husband’s lap. “The UST is off the charts. They are going to finally snap and either kill or fuck each other.”
Rhodey shakes his head. “I know. And that’s why I put them on the same team. I’m sick and tired of them skirting around the issue. No use delaying the inevitable. They both have too much of a sense of duty to not complete the mission, and I’m going to assign a mission leader to go with them to keep them on track. Now, who should that sucker be?”
“I would tell you Steve because I love trolling him, but he would only stop them from doing either. Give the job to Sharon. She deserves it after the whole blow-dryer incident.”
“Tony, that was five years ago.”
The retired superhero sits up to glare at Rhodey. “I’m still not over it.”
“Ok, ok. I’ll send Sharon. She’s close with them anyways. Hopefully, she knocks some sense into them.” Rhodey concedes.
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Sam and Bucky are seated across the table from each other in the conference room, listening to Sharon’s plan. “So, we’re going undercover as actors in the Bachelorette. We have intel that the host of the show is somehow funneling contraband drugs and black-market arms for HYDRA. Bucky, Tony made you a flesh-like sleeve for your arm, and we are all going to be using holomasks to cover our identity. Do you both have your characters memorized?”
“Yes. I am Tucker Acktenbee. Raised by my mother and her sisters, I know how to appeal to the feminine side. Growing up in Massachusetts, I love seafood and cranberry jam and pies. Before I applied here, I graduated from LSU with a bachelor’s degree in English. I am twenty-six, and my birthday is October 19.” Bucky says as he pulls the holomask over his face. He looks like a completely different person.
Sam rolls his eyes and does the same. “Hey, baby. My name is Joshua Perkins. Born and raised in New Orleans, I also share an affinity for seafood, but my insides can handle the spice. No one’s going to want a bland piece of white bread like Tucker when this bombshell is available. With a master’s degree in psychology, I’m here to help with whatever emotional needs a woman has. I’ll be twenty-seven on April 15th.”
“Good. Good.” Sharon nods. “Just so you remember, I am going to be in the camera crew so my ears will be open for any rumors. Pack your stuff. We have to be on set in 24 hours to rehearse.”
“I don’t know about you, Barnes, but I’m going to win that Bachelorette’s heart.” Sam nudges Bucky with his shoulder.
“Better a fake relationship than none for you, I guess.”
This man makes him so angry! “Fuck you.”
“Nah, better leave that for Miss Bachelorette.” Bucky sends him a syrupy grin and walks out of the room before Sam can reply.
“Arrrgh!” He groans, and Sharon looks at him strangely. “Sorry, Shar. He just gets under my skin so easily. I just want to strangle him sometimes!”
“Yeah… strangle him…” She nods slowly.
“What are you implying?”
Raising her hands in surrender, Sharon backs up. “Hey, I’m not kink shaming. You do you, my friend. Just don’t tell me about it.” She picks up her clipboard and tablet. “Wheels up in nine hours.”
Kink shame? What the fuck? Needless to say, Sam is very confused. There is nothing kinky about his and Bucky’s relationship. They clash at every turn. If he slammed the door when he stormed out of the room, he’ll never admit it.
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“Hello and welcome to The Bachelorette! I am your host, Chris Harrison. Join me as we find this year’s Bachelorette a husband. At age 28, Penelope Darnea previously worked in insurance but is looking to branch out to another occupation. She loves baseball and the beach and is always down for a margarita. Now, let’s take you to our woman of the hour as she greets the contestants!”
Bucky is one of the first contestants to the mansion. Penelope Darnea is a beautiful woman with societal “perfect” features. As he walks up the stairs to the mansion, she greets him. “Hello, welcome to the mansion! Tucker Acktenbee?”
“Yes, it is.“ Bucky leans down to kiss her hand. “Can I tell you just how ravishing you look? The man you choose will be incredibly lucky indeed.”
Blushing, Penelope waves him on. “I can tell that you’re a charmer.” Bucky is escorted to a room in the mansion as Ms. Darnea greets the next contestant. He uses the time he has to think about the mission. Somehow, they have to act as contestants for the Bachelorette and figure out how they are funneling the money without the network realizing. And he has to do it with Sam.
His therapist once asked him “What does Sam do that gets on your nerves?”
“The better question is what does he do that doesn’t get on my nerves?” Bucky had replied. They always have the stupidest of arguments about the most meaningless things. Both of them hate to lose. His head perks up when he hears someone in the hall. “Here is your room, Mr. Perkins. If you need anything, please ring the bell.” The host goes through everything as he did in Bucky’s room.
“Thank you, sir. Much appreciated.” Oh fuck. That’s Sam’s voice. Bucky understands why they would put Sam beside him in case a quick update to the mission is needed, but to hear that voice at all times of the day? He can only take so much torture. Thankfully, a host comes to get him for an “exclusive” interview. Bucky stays true to his character but does not miss Sharon manning the camera.
After the interview, he is told that he can fraternize with the other contestants, but he cannot use someone else’s set time with the Bachelorette for his own. That is an instant disqualification. Bucky confirms his understanding and returns to his room. Changing into a new outfit, he decides to take a walk through the house. He’ll let Sam come to him first.
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A week goes by, and the second rose ceremony is coming up. Both Sam and Bucky make sure to spend time with Ms. Darnea, but also meet up in Bucky or Sam’s room every night to see if they’ve seen anything suspicious.
Bucky has kept a close eye on the host but so far nothing looks fishy. Sam has been scanning other cast and crew members and has come up with nothing. They are quickly running out of options, but there are still a good portion of contestants left.
“Why don’t we check the host’s quarters? He has to have something there.” Bucky suggests. That was the dumbest fucking thing Sam has ever heard in his life. “Dude. There are cameras everywhere. If we get caught, our cover is blown. We have to just wait for some kind of shipment to get here. The set can’t have had enough food stocked for a month.”
“But what if we can’t wait that long? What if he’s getting stuff out another way? Then HYDRA has supplies, and they’ll hurt more people. We can’t let them do that.”
Sam scoffs. “What do you think they have? Air ducts under the mansion?”
“Go fuck yourself.” Bucky gives him the finger.
“Make me.”
Bucky’s eyes darken in anger. “I just might….” He cannot finish his sentence before there’re is a knock on the door.
“Mr. Perkins, your date is set up.” Someone calls through the door.
“Now if you’ll excuse me,” Sam smirks and straightens his collar, “I have a woman to seduce Tah tah! Have fun!” And then he sashays out, enjoying the look of pure anger on “Tucker’s” face.
He walks down the hallway with the camera crew following him to the porch outside where Penelope is waiting. “Well Joshua, what date do you have planned for us tonight?”
“Well, my lady, you say you like excitement, correct? I have bought us tickets for skydiving. Does that sound enjoyable to you? Once done, we will grab dinner at that new Italian restaurant, Sal’s, I think? They serve the best tiramisu.”
“Oh, that sounds lovely.” Penelope purrs, rubbing his arm with her hand.
Crooking his elbow, Sam offers his arm. “Shall we go?”
It is long after midnight when the couple returns from the restaurant. Sam looks up and sees the curtains are halfway open in Bucky’s room. That means he has some news. “I dd not realize they like you stay the entire night.” Penelope marvels. “Wow, Joshua, you are so cultured.”
“Oh, it’s nothing. “Sam waves it off. “Just something I’ve picked up in my travels. Have a good night Beautiful. I hope to see you again tomorrow. Water aerobics class?”
“Why yes. I do love water aerobics.” The bachelorette pokes his shoulder with hard, bony fingers. It hurts! Taking his leave of the lovely Bachelorette, he goes back to his room until the cameras leave. Then he walks over to Bucky’s, who updates him on the next shipment coming in. They will be ready then.
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It is the day after the latest Rose Ceremony. There are only five contestants left. We have gathered these remaining contenders to give another “exclusive” interview. “So how are you feeling about the contest?” The host asks each participant in their interviews. Here are the responses.
“I’m feeling pretty good about it. Ellie and I have had many a good date together. I do think she will choose me in the end.” Carlton Hayweather comments.
Nathan Abbey snorts. “Well, there are five of us left, so she can only pick one, right? And the amount of time Perkins and Acktenbee spend in each other’s rooms, we really don’t have to worry about them. So basically, there’s three of us.”
“I’m feeling confidant,” Joshua Perkins leans back in his chair. “I believe I have made her laugh the most, and I do believe humor and friendship are major keys in a relationship.”
Terrance Filippo tilts his head. “Eh, if I win, I win. If I don’t, I don’t.”
But it’s Tucker Acktenbee who wins the hearts of most watchers. “Penelope is a very strong woman. I trust that she knows who is best for her. I do hope it is me, of course, but should she choose another, we must all concede fair and square. We have to stop assuming we know what women want or need. She is capable of knowing it herself, and I wish her the best.”
Are you excited for the next round? I am!
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“Tucker, Joshua? The producers of the show would like to meet with you.” An event manager pulls them from the pool area.
When they arrive in the office, the head producer, Carole Teller, claps her hands. “Great acting out there! Have you seen this interview?” She shoves a tablet in front of their faces. Nathan Abbey’s face is centered on the screen.
“Oh, he thinks we’re gay?” Bucky asks.
“Yes, and if you are, we don’t discriminate, although I wonder why you’re here if you are. But it doesn’t matter. The question is, would you be able to pretend at least for the screen? I don’t mean a full make-out session, but maybe the camera catches a glimpse of you two in the corner. Ratings will go up, and there will be added drama.”
Bucky is about to object when Sam shrugs. “Sure. We can do that. Is that all you need?”
“Yes. Thank you for coming in. Good work out there!” She chirps and then turns her full attention onto something else.
“I guess we’re dismissed.” Sam shrugs. “Come back to my room. We have to strategize.”
Once they get back to Sam’s room, Bucky pushes Sam up against the wall. “What the fuck did you agree to that for?” He hisses. “First of all, that means the show is queerbaiting and I don’t like that! Second of all, how is this going to help us?”
“We can hide in little alleyways and closets. Who knows what clues we could find there? Do you hate me that much that we can’t play nice and kissy for a week or so?”
“I can kiss you. I am a great actor, thank you very much.” Bucky leaves go of Sam.
“Then do it. Kiss me.” Sam challenges. “Make me.” Bucky thinks the conversation would be ended there, but Sam grabs him by the face and plants a deep kiss on this lip. Caught off guard, Bucky is not ready for that, but quickly kisses Sam back.
“Wow. That wasn’t so bad after all.” Sam says, wiping his face with his sleeve.
Bucky scratches the back of his head. “Not… too… bad, I guess.”
Now that one kiss has been made, many more are to come. Bucky and Sam take advantage of their “hidden relationship” to sneak into closets and hallways. They find that the next shipment will be coming in early the next morning.
Bucky is taken away to get ready for his date. The dinner and show are quite enjoyable, and Penelope asks him back to her room. Bucky agrees. Once inside the door with the cameras off, she pushes him to a machine and flips the switch. The electricity runs through him and holds him to the machine. Tsk what am I going to do with you?” Penelope asks. “You shouldn’t have come, Asset.”
“You can’t…. control me. The words don’t…. work anymore.” Bucky forces out through his pain.
“True that might be, but I can break you. My mother broke you the first time. Don’t think I don’t have her notes.” She smiles wickedly. “Too bad you had to snoop in places you just didn’t belong. Now I’m going to take you and all my goods< and I’m taking you back to base where we can finish our experiments. How does that sound?”
“Like we got it all on tape!” Sam bursts through the door. “Hands up Lady. We’ve got you.” He rips off his holomask, showing his face.
“Drop the gun, or I electrocute him.” Penelope warns.
Sam puts the gun on the floor and slides it halfway over to the villainess. As she bends down to get it, Bucky summons his strength to break free of the current and kicks her. Immediately, Sam tackles Penelope to the ground and wrestles the switch from her, accidentally setting it on high. Bucky convulses and screams. In panic mode, Sam clicks off the current and frees Bucky, who falls to the ground, unmoving. Quickly chaining the Bachelorette to the machine, Sam works on reviving Bucky. “Bucky! No! You can’t die. I just realized that I love you, and if you don’t wake up and get up, so help me I will kill you myself.”
Bucky’s lips move minutely, and he whispers something. Sam leans down to heard Faintly, Bucky whispers with a grin, “Make me.”.
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Karaoke!
Summary: Kuroo and Bokuto find out you have a crush on Akaashi and do something about it.
A/N: My sis @thevampiresblog came up with this as we were listening to blue eyes by Max Schneider. I recommend yall listen to it. I hope you guys like it!
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Final exams were finally over and you had to admit you were glad. The end of Final exams also meant summer break and that is something you were most definitely looking forward to. It would mean you being able to hang out with the guys and even work on some stuff you have been meaning to work on.
“Hey Y/N we are going to a Karaoke place after school. Why don’t you join us,” Kuroo asked, walking up to you.
“Sure, whose going,” you answered, packing up your supplies.
“Kenma, Yaku, Bokuto and Akaashi. I will also be there of course,” he said, grinning after mentioning Akaashi.
You first started to hold feelings for the blue eyed setter the first time you met him at the volleyball training camp a while back. You had made sure not to make it obvious as well as let anyone found out. Kuroo and Bokuto were the main people you did not want to know of your hidden feelings for their friend. You knew that if those two found out you had hidden feelings for Akaashi they would do anything to have you confess
“Sure, I’ll tag along,” you said, slinging your bag over your shoulder.
“Great, the guys are meeting us there,” he said, leading you out of the school.
The karaoke place was not far from the school. Once you reached the shop you noticed the guys standing outside. Bokuto happily jumped and called out for the two of you while Akaashi stared at him. Kenma was playing on his game console and Yaku stood besides him.
“Y/N, Kuroo you made it let’s go inside,” Bokuto cheered happily.
“Thank you for inviting me Bokuto-san,” you smiled.
“It’s no problem now lets go in,” he grinned.
The guys walked in ahead of you leaving Akaashi and yourself behind. You shyly played with your fingers as you walked besides him.
“Um, Hello Akaashi-san how have you been,” you asked, feeling your heart start to race.
“Y/n-san, I’m good it’s been a while since we have all hung out,” he answered.
“Y/N, Akaashi hurry up the room is this way,” Bokuto called out, excitedly.
The both of you nodded before following the group to the rented room. They walked in and each took a seat on the sofa. There were two empty spots right next to each other leaving you and Akaashi to sit next to each other. You were starting to get suspicious of Kuroo’s and Bokuto’s behavior.
“Alright, how about we order some snacks before picking who gets to sing first,” Kuroo said, picking up the menu.
“Oh, I want a boba milk tea,” you said looking at the menu.
“I also want a boba milk tea,” Akaashi said, looking over the menu in your hands.
You blushed at how close he was to you and tried to calm your racing heart. You had decided to look up only to be met by Bokuto’s and Kuroo’s scheming faces. You shot them a glare before going back to the menu. A waitress had come by the room and taken your orders leaving you guys to decide who would be the one to sing first. Kenma was the poor soul that was stuck to sing first. He chose a song from a video game and sang really low to where you could barely hear him. After Kenma it was Yaku who decided on a simple song. Kuroo chose a slow song while Bokuto chose a cheerful one. Akaashi had decide he wanted to sing a simple song but also one with a beat.
“Alright Y/N your turn pick a song,” Kuroo said, looking thru the song book.
“You pick one for me,” you said getting up.
“Ok, Bokuto how about this one,” Kuroo said, showing Bokuto the song book.
“Yes that one would be great,” Bokuto grinned.
“Alright, Y/N come on up,” Kuroo said, setting up the song.
“Alright well here I go,” You said, grabbing the mic.
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Mmm, mmm Da-da, ooh woah-oh, yeah MAX, baby Let's do it
Well, damn, you look so good Laying there wearing nothing but my t-shirt Your body's a neighborhood Wanna drive my lips all around it
You looked at Kuroo and Bokuto with a confused look before continuing with the song.
'Cause I'm holding my breath Wondering when You're gonna wake up in my arms Head on my chest My heart's beating I can't wait to
Kiss you each morning With strawberry skies 'Cause I get so lost in Your blueberry eyes I'm running through my dreams to See you in the light 'Cause I get so lost in Your blueberry eyes
You glared at Bokuto and Kuroo once you realized who the song was meant to be sung too. You decided to take a chance and look at Akaashi. He had a soft blush on his cheeks as he realized what the song was about.
Ayy, oh, ayy, oh Nae geurimjareul gareun hanjulgi bit Eodupgimanhan nae saleul dwijibeo noeun neo Na eojjeomyeon amugeotdo aniji Neoreul mannagijeonen geujeo bojalgeot eopdeon na (Yeah, yeah) Ayy, bojalgeot eopdeon na, mm, geujeon nae saleun da Harureul daechung ttaeugie geupgeupaesseotjana, yeah Uriui nat uriui bam geurae uriui sal U-A-R-E-M-Y light seorol jitaenghaneun beot seoroui dat
You gained a little courage and decided to start moving to the beat. You kept your eyes on Akaashi and even sent him a wink hoping he’d get that the song was a suppose confession. You chuckled softly as his face became a little more red.
Kiss you each morning With strawberry skies (Strawberry skies) 'Cause I get so lost in (I get so lost) Your blueberry eyes (Blueberry eyes) I'm running through my dreams to See you in the light 'Cause I get so lost in Your blueberry eyes (Ooh)
You moved a little closer to Akaashi as the song slowly came close to an end.
Yeah Yeah, yeah I get so lost in Oh
I'll kiss you each morning Strawberry skies 'Cause I get so lost in Your blueberry eyes I'm running through my dreams to See you in the light I'm so lost in Your blueberry eyes
You got in front of Akaashi and knelt in front of him. His eyes had stayed on you throughout the song. You placed hand on his cheek as you sang the last part of the song. At the end of the song you decided to place a sweet kiss on his cheek.
“Whoo Y/N,” Kuroo and Bokuto cheered as the song came to an end.
“Do you really get lost in my blue eyes,” Akaashi asked, a smirk plastered on his face.
“Yes all the time,” you answered, your face heating up.
“Well I wouldn’t mind kissing you each morning. I like you Y/N,” Akaashi said, taking hold of your hand.
“I like you too Akaashi-san,” You said, letting him hold your hand.
“Aren’t we the perfect match makers,” Kuroo said, grinning at Bokuto.
“Yes we are,” Bokuto grinned.
You shook your head as Akaashi held your hand in his and stared at you with a loving gaze. Now you just had to plot your revenge on the rooster and owl for making you confess to Akaashi in front of everyone.
#akaashi x y/n#akaashi keji x reader#haikyuu akaashi#akaashi imagine#haikyuu kuroo#haikyuu bokuto#TimeTravelAssasin Fics
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↪︎ firstly, i’d like to say that i have already cleared out my inbox because of the new rules i’ve set. don’t worry because i left out a few of the ones i’m working on and i promise to post them during january. i’ll be closing my requests for a bit but they’ll be re-opened by next year.
↪︎ second, i’d like to say thank you. there are many people whom i’ve met here that are so kind and sweet. all of you deserves praise for spreading such positivity and motivating me to stay here,
↪︎ but thirdly, i’d announce that i will be on a short break on tumblr, probably a few days of refreshing my mind again, hang out with my grandparents. be me. i realized just how tired i keep getting whenever i don’t see any notifications, interactions and when i do, i just am so tired to answer them. it’s unfair to all of you. to the anons who keep calling me out for the smallest things, i don’t blame you. i know i’m an imperfect person, but they just come at the times that i am so down and everything gets messed up. my mind is such a messy place that i start to realize; i am losing who i am. i can write, but i lost the passion to run this blog anymore. if i keep going up to people’s standards without standing up for myself, isn’t that such a cruel life? i wanted to deactivate, but it would just mean i’ve given up. i’m not giving up on myself, and i hope you guys won’t too.
↪︎ lastly, i’d like to thank all the people tagged under this line. you guys made me want to always log in here and do what i have always been passionate about ever since i was ten. even with this pandemic and distance, you made my days.
@/all my character anons — each one of you made me smile at least once in my lifetime and i really really appreciate you all. even if you only came here once, twice or more, thank you. thank you so so much. i will forever be grateful of each and every one of you.
@liliannyah — nia, honey, baby, my soulmate, my sister from another mother, even if we only met a month ago (wait was it a month or two?), talking to you had always made me smile. you have no idea how thankful i am that i met you and how i always look forward in chatting you. i love you with my whole heart. if we ever meet each other in japan, i’ll let you meet my future spouse and treat you sjsjns
@kuroolongtea — hi jin! i never call you any endearments bc i saw in one of your about me’s that you’d rather be called your name hehe i always take note of that :D also, i’d like to thank you for being really really kind to me and acted like an older irl friend tho you’re indeed older than me ahhaha. you, jin, are one of the most treasured friends in this app. thank you for listening to my rants and even when i broke down. i’ll always be grateful of you. i love you so much, i wish you always the best, miss jin!
@brinthie — hi brin bb!! we haven’t been talking lately but remember that i am always here for you and that i will forever remain in debt of you. because of you, i am here on tumblr. your comments on my ao3? it really pushed me to write here, and ohgod i am still surprised that you, the writer of the ao3 collection i literally binged for a lot of days, was the one who i’ve talked to almost everyday? it’s fate honey haha. let’s see each other when we can irl :D i love you forever, have a great 2021!
@deephasoceanmagic — deep baby honestly i was so shy to interact at first but omg you’re like so so so sweet and kind and i just love you so so much! let us only child’s stick together ok?? also, i’m sorry i haven’t been checking up on you for awhile but i’m always here for you ok?? if you’re feeling lonely, i’m just one chat away!
@elysianslove — sal!! you are my favorite author here and i am so glad to have been talking to you aaaa i love you so much and this is to more interactions & convos with you in the future <3 love you so much honey !!
@minibobabottle @tinytravelerkitten @giyuus-wife — you guys have my gratefulness and my heart. thank you thank you thank you always for checking up on me and making me feel special🥺🥺 kieran, ai, wifey mia, i am touched that you always check up on me daily !!!!! you guys have no idea how thankful i am for that. i promise to be good to you guys🥺🥺🥺 i love you <3
@olsenholic @animatedarchives @basketofgoldie @owlywrites @ushi-please @bokoutoe @solstxces @mrs-kuroojinguji @todominica @oikaw-ugh @kawaiinishii @tsuhika @amoroushero @hajimine — hello lovelies !! you guys are probably one of those whom i interact the most in here and i would like to say: you guys are SPECIAL and i am so happy to have the opportunity to meet all of you. i hope we could be closer and i promise to have your backs always <3 i’m here for all of you, i’m literally just one chat/ask away !! i love you all~
@osamuskitten @xxacatalepsy @lyssors — hey babies thanks so much for checking up on me and for the character anon interactions🥺 im so honored that you chose to be a character anon for me and i hope you had fun rp-ing with me👉🏼👈🏼 til next time !! ilysm~
@unlasting @sunakissses @flairlust @yamagucji @katsukichu @gg9183 @prettysetterbaby @bimbobabeyy @paradise-creator @necr0misis @bokutosworld @ordinary-ace @iwas-angel @oikawasbliss @iwaisa @unloviing — hello!!! even if we just met like almost recently and it’s really nice to meet you all!! my asks/dms are always always welcome! plus, don’t mind me stopping by your asks too because i do that often esp if i see you on my dash hehe
(part two here but they have the same content anyway so there’s no need to see it.)
also, for any of you who’s reading this, I LOVE YOU. always stay safe, hydrated, and having a decent meal daily <3 wishing you all to have a lovely day/week/year! for anyone who’d like to know my discord, it’s kengela#1783 !! do tell me thru dm’s tho if you’re sending a request so that i’ll know who you are hahah
#i was supposedly posting this tomorrow but#i need to log off and delete tumblr tonight#goodbye for awhile#i’m so tired#i think i need to rest
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