#i will elaborate if anyone asks

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[calware-png]

what do you think of aromantic jake?

good in theory but i think a lot of people fumble it

[ghcstao3]

hold on…… fashion designer!ghost and runway model!soap who ghost will only ever let wear his best work……. his most beautiful and creative pieces…….. hold on…….

[funkylittlesongbird]

The more I listen to Dirty Girl the more I think it's the Lords in Black beckoning Grace instead of a sexual fantasy she invented herself

[fairyofshampgyu]

NIA SMTH ABOUT PERVY SWITCH SUBBY GYU IS SO YUMMY TO ME AAAA my brain is fried after typing all of that out 😭😭 passing the mic to you 🎤

IT IS SOOOOOO SO YUMMY ITS MY FAVOURITE GENRE TBH SO THANK YOU FOR WRITING THAT SMILES😩 🫶🫶

I don’t have much to add to the discussion tbh 😭 but beomie would be such a touchy and pervy bf omg, hands on your plush thighs or squeezing your tits I feel like he just loves touching any part of your body that is squishyy all the time it’s his favourite thing. Gets horny at you doing literally nothing 😭 !! and he’s coming up to you from behind, kissing your neck in not innocent ways and hands going up and down your body. He isn’t afraid to initiate literally at any times or even in public and he’ll even act all cocky about it but it doesn’t take much at all for him to be at your beck and call. Literally calling him a good boy would do and he’s letting you manhandle him and shove him on the bed to be on top of him, still grinning up at you with his big brown eyes like an excited puppy. Almost as if he acts all cocky so you’ll put him in his place and scold him. Sometimes he’ll put up a fight though and it’s both of you just trying to stay in control while you both fuck each other, pulling all the cards out to get the other to stay subby the whole time, both of you teasing each other, laughing when ever the other one melts and gives in (most of the time it’s beomgyu)

Literally jerks himself off moaning your name so loudly on purpose because he wants you to hear and come in. And if you call him a dirty perv whilst you ride him roughly, he’ll just moan even louder in response, still that cheeky proud smile on his lips saying he can’t help how obsessed he is with you, one hand cupping your tits and watching them bounce.

[potato-lord-but-not]

Trick or treat! Just looking to see if you wouldn't mind talking more about Noel's scars? 👀 I can guess at some of them like the neck wound but I was wondering if you had any specifics for the others

ohhh for sure !!! a lot of them were inflicted during his time in the dreamlands, save for a few gunshot wounds he gained under relatively normal circumstances. Some were from kiy (the wrist scars from being restrained for like months probably), and some were from other creatures he faced during his time in the desert. some of them he could go on and on about telling the most elaborate story, and others he avoids acknowledging all together.

[boxedwinedean]

inspired by @ihategreghouse ‘s wonderful iceberg! go check it out

house md iceberg !

[brat-pack-it-up-boys]

Biblically accurate photo of me if headcanoning any male fictional character I like as transfem was illegal

[maranelho]

BROCEDES. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT REALLY MEANS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS “I’M JUST KIDDING”? nico rosberg on lewis hamilton during the commentary of the hungarian grand prix 2023. a discussion on quora. harry styles, fine line. lidia yuknavitch, the chronology of water: a memoir. lewis hamilton and nico rosberg at the fia prize giving 2016. trista mateer, i still forget we’re not even friends, honeybee. stephen dunn, different hours.

[brightmalcolm]

Prodigal Son + iphones

insp/template

[s4pphic-sh3nan1gans]

BoKris in tv interviews. Go.

oh anon I have SO MANY THOUGHTS!!! and you really wanna hear me yap about them?! 🥹 are you accepting marriage proposals?

OKAY SO. I mean... just look at them. they're so soft and adorable and I absolutely cannot handle it. whenever Kris is speaking, Bojan seems to be in a permanent state of heart eyes, hanging on his every word and watching him so closely, almost like he's kinda fascinated by him... or, I dare say, captivated by his beauty. maybe it's because Kris is speaking in serbo-croatian and Bojan finds it soooooo attractive because wow, he's speaking in his mother tongue?! hot.

also, we all know Bojan is like one of the most tactile people on the planet, but is there really any need for him to constantly seek out contact with Kris whilst they're literally on live TV?! no, there is not. and yet it seems like he can't stop himself, he just HAS to reach out and hug him and pull him close and play with his hair. because... y'know. why wouldn't he?

but then Kris always seems to get so flustered!!! he suddenly acts so shy, never meeting Bojan's gaze or only doing so for the most fleeting of moments. his instinct is to lean away from Bojan, or just look very very surprised when he gets touchy with him, which he really shouldn't considering Bojan is *always* touchy. but even though he seems flustered, the smile never fades from his face. it's almost like he's forcing himself to "act natural" because holy shit Bojan is sitting right next to him and he's a total ray of sunshine that might blind Kris if he looks for too long or burn him if he gets too close, although secretly he's craving the contact because it makes him feel so warm inside...

and that, my friends, is what we call gay panic 😇 personally, I could watch Kris gay panic aaaaaall day. it really does look like he's trying so hard to mask his reactions but... he doesn't do a very good job, if we're being honest 😭 but it's okay!!! it means that we can all go feral over them together 🫠

in conclusion: gay.

[moeblob]

Shavuli !

She's just. Into rocks. It's fine. She likes to collect shiny rocks. (this is dice related and I am not apologizing for giving her this trait)

[hawkpartys]

i realize that the bill cipher post was intended to be on your main but i am having fun in the reality where you're like yeah no. this is a bird. my bird audience should see this

bill cipher could be a bird. if he wanted

i think hed be a hoatzin

[nach0]

here's my isat hot take of the night: i think mirabelle would be an avatar of the flesh

[riverofliver]

As much as we all want to deny it, Frank is the most queer character in mash.