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when i got home after the new years celebrations last night, i took off my boots and found this pin stuck in the bottom of one of them,, a good sign for the new year perhaps ? :-)
#i got home at 6am and I wouldn’t had noticed b/c I was so so sleepy and I don’t really check the bottom of my shoes when I get home lol#but when I took my boots off I caught a glimpse of gold and yeah !#protected by angels :-) how nice <3#a
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Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep
#edit: yes i am assuming 3am me wanted to sing this to the tune of the adams family#if u read it as such 3am me did their job right#edit 2: realising people simply do not check the replies or the tags#which is fine! but if u do check them thank u#hope u enjoy this humble millipede post as much as i do :)
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Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable
EDIT: hey if youre here at the source of this post please read my webcomic, @killcount ! I post twice a week and I’ve been working on it for almost 5 years. Please check it out- as I want it to be my lifes work and I want to get away from my awful job and do my real passion for a living. Thank you
#CHECK OG POST#writing#shut up goober#the amount of times where ive rped or beta read and got hit with the worst block of text#just like the people say hahahah size isnt everything!!! stop trying to drown me#THIS ISNT FOR ESSAYS THIS IS FOR FICTION WRITERS JSYK#PR/SHIPPERS DNI
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i do trust sonic... but now i'm a lil bit suspicious
#EDIT: yall need to check the notes. there's art lol#there are some sonic the hedgehog games on google play store#the permissions page made me cackle#sonic the hedgehog#sega#talkingdemon
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I know most people see their pets as their children but my cat is my roommate. The fact that she's an adult is so much funnier to me. She's had a rich, troubled kitty life, being a disabled homeless girl who got pregnant and was taken into a shelter and lived as a teenage mom raising her five kids. Watched her babies grow up, find themselves in adulthood and move on to their new families. A young empty nester, no husband, no property, no credit, no job, and social anxiety. She finally finds a roommate willing to pay rent, a young lesbian she can trust and become friends with. Except she has to deal with me baby talking her and scheduling her meals and giving her unwanted kisses on her little soft kitty head
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fantasy costco is a front for garfield's true passion: illegal cloning
#this was supposed to be a stupid doodle what happened#taz balance#taz#the adventure zone#the adventure zone balance#garfield the deals warlock#my art#bee draws#oh fun this blew up massively anyway go check out my other art or ill cry pls ily thanks
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Lost my fucking mind at a red light today
turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye
#morgan.pdf#oh i forgot to tag SORRY </3#suggestive //#i fucking SCRAMBLED for my phone. i read it and went 'that doesnt really say that does it'#havent checked this on desktop where i have shinigami eyes but this is breaching containment#if u reblog this post u acknowledge that trans people are sooooooo swag#yeah ok terfs are touching this post now. die 1000 deaths (shinigami eyes on for free blocklist<3)#5k#10k#20k#banger.pdf#edit: i only respect the person who tagged this with a transformers character. thats so funny holy shit
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Me: Man I should be making interesting content for people to engage with!
Also Me: Cat Creeper doin' a little jig
#minecraft#mineblr#minecraft gif#minecraft creeper#minecraft art#minecraft texture pack#minecraft resourcepack#3d models#3d modeling#check notes for download
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I’m taking the term world tour away from artists and management they can have it back when they’ve shown they know how to use it properly
#‘world tour’ shut the fuck up that’s Western Europe and North America#stop getting international fans hopes up#world fucking tour my ass last time I checked the world was more than two goddamn continents#somebody improve the american schools geography curriculum please#Alex talks
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RARE BIRD SEEN FOR FIRST TIME IN 140 YEARS
#ra speaks#black naped pheasant pigeon#birds#bird#critically endangered#!!!! this is the first time this bird has EVER been captured on camera#absolutely insane and amazing#decided to check Twitter for likely one of the last times and this was so exciting to see#edit: everyone saying ‘welcome back!’ and crying in the tags I see you I love you we love birds that make a come back
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damn. david was so right for this.
#yes i cut out some of the quote bc i wanted to focus on this part#but mulder checking in with scully#and looking for her opinion even when he knows he’s gonna disagree#is very sexy#david duchovny#the x files#txf#msr#my.txf
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Broke: Acknowledging that a character who is an objectively terrible person is also a complex and intentionally well thought out individual with different levels of nuance you can empathize with in some ways while not in others is immediately “woobifying” or “poor little meow meowifying” them.
Woke: “This character is a bad person” and “this character is still a person” are two statements that can, should and do coexist and admitting that they exhibit nuance and depth and are more than just their bad actions doesn’t immediately excuse or condone their bad actions or mean that you’re ignoring or trying to soften the canonical version of the character.
Bespoke: That’s the whole point, that’s always been the point, to be made to empathize with horrible people so you can understand that they can be anyone, that bad people can be likeable, can be interesting, can be human, are human, and it’s scary to think about all the ways they’re just like you and all the ways they’re just like everything you hate, forcing the use of critical skills in media analysis, forcing a confrontation of the duality of man.
Whatever Level is Above Bespoke: But sometimes, yeah, sure, maybe they are a poor little meow meow, what are you gonna do, get a lawyer
#oh you would absolutely hate who sparked this post would absolutely hate it#and i am absolutely never going to tag who it is#writing#writeblr#books#media#movies#tv shows#poor little meow meow#media analysis#character analysis#literature#oh my god oh my god i shan't say it but i looked at the urban dictionary for something and oh my god#listen I’m not forgiving them I’m just observing the writers purposefully wrote more to them like they are the worst but hey#lying in wait like a spider to see if anyone tags this as the character that initially sparked this no one has yet#Upon last check 12400 notes someone has mentioned will not say when or who 👍
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I am never inclined to make fun of tumblr's cheesy attempts to make money and generally support them even if you consider them cringe. Websites need money to operate and tumblr needs to find a way to make money consistently or it will cease to exist. I do not want tumblr to cease to exist, and the most common alternative method of making money is to collect and sell all of our personal data, which I do not want either. Websites that can support themselves via people willing to spend $25 bucks to commit to a bit is a sign of a brighter and more sustainable version of the internet.
#people are so weirdly averse to the idea of tumblr making money lol#like...websites need money to pay for things. your blog costs money to host and operate#the version of the world u want--where everything is perfectly free always but also never takes your data or asks anything of you#does not and cannot exist unless it's run on donations or something#and if tumblr tried to ask for donations you would eat them alive#so let them sell crabs and blue checks. this is the better universe. i promise
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i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from texas and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in texas and it ruins their whole day
#the narwhal speaks#jesus christ this got a lot of attention#anyone who lives in dallas fw DO NOT INTERACT this post is not for you. fakers.#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#10k#15k#20k#25k#hey guys STOP RBING THIS FROM BASED ON YOUR LIKES AND CHECK THE REBLOGS#YOULL HATE IT I PROMISE#30k
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“i make bad art” good. make more
#text post#top posts#jesus last i checked this hadn’t even broke triple digits#15k#? i guess#20k#25k#30k#40k
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This is just simply hilarious.
#Halloween#Pc#Gamer#News#Doom#Put in candy#PSA#Warning#Halloween could be totally sick this year#Check your candy#Meme#Hilarious#Funny
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