#hyper specific

[todayontumblr]

it's not hyper specific, but it's the best we got

[thatmultifandomchick]

The way they argue like siblings fighting over a portable charger on a 4-hour roadtrip

I wish we had more scenes with these two, they’re so funny

[hppjmxrgosg]

Just who tf do you think you are??!?

[cryptic-ave]

Pinterest should not exist because I'll see cute self indulgent art of someone shipping their oc with a character and the comments will be making fun of them like wow guys you must be fun at party's

Bet you live such a happy life shitting on things that make people happy I hope you get eaten by wolves and burn in hell you ugly pig. Fuck you

[todayontumblr]

Monday April 24

Hyper Specific Polls: they are polls, and they are pretty specific

Forget fidget spinners, Flossing, The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Heelys, The Mannequin Challenge, Gangnam Style, and Avocado Toast. This is the latest fad. It's so on-trend, everyone is doing it. You wouldn't want to be the one not doing it, would you? It would be social suicide. More important still you must let everyone know that you are doing it, at least post about it, for goodness sake, lest you be in on the trend but unaware to the similarly on-trend masses. If a fidget spins in the forest, but no one is there to know, has it really spun? After all, if everyone is in on it, who are we to argue? When it comes down to everyone vs. not everyone, there can only ever be one winner. So you're either with us or against us, and the choice is yours. Because when everyone is casting their minds back to the Halcyon days of Late-April 2023, they will reminisce on one thing, and one thing only: #hyper specific polls. 

So if you're looking to get down with the kids or, like Principal Skinner, fretting that you may be falling out of touch, we have the answer. And it's very simple: you've just got to load up a post, select polls, and get hyper specific with it. Voila! Taco eating? Middle names beginning with E? Severe allergies to stone fruits? Taxidermy? Beating old schoolmates with purses? Going to Colorado? No subject is off limits. And now you too are a hallowed member of the masses of Everyone.

[thatmultifandomchick]

My ideal ship dynamic is Head Over Heels Tsundere X Nice Person At The End Of Their Rope

[autism-industrial-complex]

As the official head of the autism-industrial complex, I’m choosing never to stub my toes again

I hiss at people when they even look at my feet

[sleepydeepydo]

this is a highly specific complaint but can pickle companies please put the amount of calories in the whole jar on the back rather than the calories of one serving. when i eat a full jar of pickles in the middle of the night i need not be lied to.