#i will cut a bitch

[marxiegirl]

10/10 will throw hands with Tracker for hurting my girl Kristen

[tamlindudley]

I think my villian origin story is SJM readers trashing Cassandra Clare.

[the-neigh-sayer]

I just really, really love John Marston. 😌

[a-chip-in-inosukes-nichirin]

My ex just broke up with someone they started dating after we broke up (like 3 months ago) and my ex just told me this person wanted to buy my fucking cats (that my ex is watching until I get an apartment) off of them??? The actual audacity of this person has me in shambles and I’m two seconds from murdering them for even suggesting they can have my precious babies

[somaneeshipz]

Same. How can anyone actively dislike let alone hate this sweet anxious lovebug??? Like, is that a subset of individuals who exist?? WTAF???

Everyone’s allowed to dislike whatever characters they want, but if you actively hate Henry Hanover-Stuart Fox… I am genuinely concerned about your empathy and compassion levels and I don’t trust you as a human being lmfao

[stealingyourbones]

Debating on making Green Arrow’s chili recipe but looking at the ingredients that shit won’t be even remotely hot.

[tkachukisms]

i think matthew would be scared of furbies. i think he'd see one and go oh gosh oh what IS that while laughing nervously and looking side to side like he's in a locked room with an ambiguously aggressive dog and not a toy made up of fluff and plastic. god forbid he finds out you can learn the language. | don't know what all that was, sorry man, anyway, hashtag rewind?

[marlenacantswim]

girl has got that harry du bois swag, complete with incongruous hat

[amid-fandoms]

he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger ༉‧₊˚.

[haharuspex]

shout out to, like, 5 other people in the entire dragon age community who main aeducans + kill their stupid ass brother trian

anyway my floki aeducan :) she's an ass a rogue and a bastard (literally)

[yangjeongin]

i am looking...

[hyperblue]

some random WE employee: hey drake your boy-toy's at the reception

tim: bitch that's the mother of my children

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Look at this shit, bestie.

I warned you. I warned you not to blow all your bits and look at you now.

Having to MOOCH off your fellow chatter.

You make me sick.

It’s people like you that make the city of Toronto’s handling of the homeless look correct.

I’m about to install a spiked bench in this stream!

I’m gonna throw up.

Don’t talk to me again until you have some change in your pocket.

The church demands a tithe.

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Ah, the natural conclusion of any Twitch stream.

*vineboom*

A class war.

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[anyroads]

British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

[juliangelart]

Team rocket vibes

[inkskinned]

one of the things about having an unstable parent is that it can so easily ruin your future. you want to get out, but getting out takes having agency. it takes the resume and the grades and the stellar community service history.

but you have to choose your battles. you know if you sign up for an after-school activity, it'll be okay for a while, so long as the activity is parent-approved and god-fearing. over time, like all things, it will become an argument (i can't keep carting your ass to these things) or a weapon (talk to me like that again, see if you get to go to practice). sometimes, if you love the thing, it's worth it. but you also know better than to love something: that's how they get you. if you ever actually want something, it will always be the center of their attention. they will never stop threatening you with it. telling you of course i'm a good parent, i came to all of those stupid events.

you learn to balance yourself perfectly. you can either have a social life or you can have hobbies. both of these things will be under constant scrutiny. you spend too much time with her, you should be at home with family is equally paired with you're acting like this because you're addicted to what's on that goddamn screen. you cannot ever actually win, so everything falls within a barter system that you calculate before entering: do you want to learn how to drive? if so, you'll need to give up asking for a new laptop, even though yours died. maybe you can work on a computer at the library. of course, that would mean you'd be allowed to go to the library, which would mean something else has to bleed. nothing ever actually comes free.

and that bitter, horrible irony: you could be literally following their orders and it still isn't pretty. they tell you to get a job; they hate that your job keeps you late and gives you access to actual money. they tell you to do better in school; they say no child of mine needs a tutor. they want you to stop being so morose, don't you know there are people who are really suffering - but they revile the idea you might actually need therapy.

you didn't survive that fall the way other people would. you've seen other people scramble and get their way out, however they could. maybe you were made too-soft: the answer didn't come to you easily. it wasn't quick. it was brutal and nasty. some people even asked you why didn't you just work hard and escape during school? and you felt your head spinning. why didn't you? (they control your financial aid. they control your loan status. they love having that kind of thing). maybe in another life you got diagnosed sooner and got the meds you needed to actually focus and got attention from the right teachers who helped you clear hurdles to get up out of here - but for now? here?

the effort of trying. the effort of not-dying. that kind of effort was absolutely agonizing.